Decatur Catholic High School - Tattler Yearbook (Decatur, IN)

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Shop Wisely! YOU CAN DO BETTER AT Decatufs Underselling Store NO MATTER WHAT YOU BUY SQEPRE Tragic Two faces were close togetlier, the llliill'S grim, tense: the other fave was small and white. with YWO SIGINIGI' hands pressed tightly against it. lt was those frail hands that riveted the hoirified gaze. t'Meriful Heavens! he said, still staring: and his voii-e was stark. hope-less tragedy. For the other face was the fare of his watch, and those little hands told him that he had missed the last train home. Leo-Say, John, don't send any more mail to Washington. John- XVhy '? Leo-He's dead. I know a girl so rlutnh, it took her two years to find out that she couldn't swim in a pool room. M. V. II.- I like Ivanhoe. I-lucky- Say, don't you be liking any boy, init nie, History Teaclier- VVhen dill 'Wil- liam the Conqueror invade En,f:land'? After a silence which had heroine painful, she said: Open your history bool-is. NYhat does it say there? Hob H.A William The Conqueror, 1tutl6. History T.- Why didn't you re- nieinlier the date? Hob- WeIl. I though it was his telephone number. Professor McNutt has gone back to Arizona for his lungs. Dear old man! Just the same as ever-always leaving things behind. D li C A T If R TIRE SUPPLY DEALERS IN NEW AND USED TIRES XVHOLESALE AND RETAIL VULCANIZING OUR SPECIALTY PROMPT TIRE SERVICE PHONE 294 226 North Second Street AA, AA .A silt -'t- 'a ' One Hundred Ten.

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1 'llll li-Xlllllftf A Sad Tale A little boy stood in a street cry- ing. A kind gentleman asked him wl1at was the matter. Tl1e little boy replied- A poor little dog lay dow11 ill tl1e alley. Boo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! XVhat kind of a poor little dog, a bull dog? t'Ol1, no, no, no. Boo! Hoo! Hoo! Was it a poodle dog? No, no. poor little dog. Boo, Hoo. Hoo. Was it a Scotch Collie? Oh, no, 110. Poor little dog. Boo, Hoo, Hoo. Well what kind of a dog was it ? A-A-Hot Dog! I want to enlist i11 tl1e tanks, a11- nounced tl1e applicant at tl1e recruit- ing station. YYhy so keen 2ilJOllt the tanks? asked tl1e sergeant i11 charge. Oh. said the applicant modestly, I'm a pretty good swin1n1e1'. Now they tell us that Paul Revere was tl1e first radio expert. At least. he was tl1e first to broadcast with Ollly one pl11g. Violagul XYOIIHQI' what the correct skirt length will be this coming season? Helen- I understand it will be just a little above two feet. Say, Pop, whats a symphony or- C'l19Sll'iI? It's a lot of dumbells wl1o get to- gether 3.1161 play phony music. Now l'Ill1 along a11d tell mama she wants you. He- I would go through anything with yo11, dear. She- Lets start with your batik account. Maidf You know tl1at old vase you said had been handed down from generation to generation? Ivlistress tanxiouslyl- Yes. Maid- Well this old gentleman l1as dropped it. Increasing wetness- S50O STILL IS NEEDED FOR FLOOD FUND -Fort Worth Paper. Tramp- Kin I cut your grass for a meal, lady? Lady- Yes, but you need11't bother cutting itg eat it right off the ground. Teacher- I take great pleasure ill giving you 90 ill English. Student- Aw, make it 100 alld en- joy yourself. S. S. Teaclier- Where do little boys go, who fish O11 Sunday? Johnny- Over to the sandpit on the Studebaker farm. Margaret- Funny that hats sl1o11ld cost more than pianos. Helen- They don't. W'hat made yo11 think that? Marguaret- Well, tl1at sig11 i11 the window says, 'Hatseilllll 11p,' and just IIOXV I saw a sign ill another wi11dow, 'Pianos-S910 downf Motorist- How do you know if I was exceeding tl1e speed lin1it wl1e11 you haven't a watch 01' anything? Constable- VVall, ye seen that yel- ler dog a-chasing ye. did11't ye? When that dog can't keep 11p with a feller, who's a-goin IHOFQ-11 tl111tty miles an hour. Time to Fly Do angels have wings, mummy? Yes, darling. Can they Hy? Yes, dear. Then wl1e11 is nurse going to fly, 'cause daddy called her all angel last night? Tomorrow, darling. Now boys. said tl1e teacher, I have to divide tour potatoes 81'1101lg five boys. How should I do it? Tl1ey couldn't tl1i11k of a way. Tl1e11 tl1e smaller boy at the foot of tl1e class held up his l1a11d. All right, Johnny, how would you do it? Mash 'Q1ll, said Johnny. 1. -1 XVQ were told Saturday about a teacher wl1o had prepared a Li11col11 program for tl1is Friday afternoon. Can yo11 tell me. she asked one of the boys, what was Lincoln's im- 111o1'tal slogan? Sure, replied the kid. Americas finest automobile. American tat Scottish football gamel- Why don't they start? They ought to have kicked off half an hour ago. Scotsman- Something serious has happened. American- Not a player taken off ill? Scotsman- No, worse than that. Tl1ey cannot find the penny they toss- ed up with. '14 A.ta..A.A .L.A 4. A J.,A.1. 1.tJ..JL1,.L .L A.J..A.J. A A ala A A A A A , 1 4 A- -4- il'A-1- -af'-:nt fl-A'-:ft -af -4- -o- -1 -1 '-t I at 'I '-1 'w -1' Q + I One Hundred Eleven.