Decatur Catholic High School - Tattler Yearbook (Decatur, IN)

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J i o i y a e r i V -xv! A westbound trolley was crowded with eager basketball enthusiasts when a very slim freshman rose politely, tapped a stout lady on the elbow and said most kindly: Won't you please take my seat. ni a dam '? Thank you so much, she prompt- ly replied. She turned around to occupy the vacant place, and asked: Just where did you get up from, sir? Hey, Pop, what's the difference between a sight and a vision? You'll have to ask your mother. son. At dinner she's a vision, but in the morning sl1e's a sight. Customer- Give me a, bottle of good bone lini1nent. Clerk- Here it is. Ihope your headache gets better. Now Hockyf' said the teacher, how many seasons are there? Do you mean in the United States? Yes, certainly. Tw0. Only two? Name them. Baseball and basketball. Wife 1complaininglyJ- You're not like Mr. Knagg. They've been mar- ried twenty years and Mrs. Knagg says her husband is so tender. Husband- Tender! XVell, he ought to be, after being in hot water all that time. He who yields the right of way Might live to drive another day. Bobby- That man is wanted in Chicago. Dolores- XVhat for? Bobby- He's a crook. Dolores- Why do they want any more crooks in Chicago? Teacher- Johnny, why is Ireland the richest country in the world? Johnny- Because its capital is al- ways Dublin. Customer- My, what smells so? Hebrew Merchant- Do you smell it too? Customer- Yes, what is it? Hebrew Merchant- Business, it's rotten. I've got the songs picked out that I want sung at my funeral. But I'm awfully afraid Penny Hogin's voice 'll crack when he goes down for those low notes in 'Rocked in the Cradle of the Deep'. A All-J: -Af .A. .A. ,A. .JJ WA. .JJ .Ai .A. 1. LX. 1. PA, .JJ D.. . ir- X t The most futile thing in the world is a woman with a skirt six inches too short, trying to pull it down over her knees. I tell you l'll never be buried be- side your first wife! said Myrtle Schaffer. who has been squabbling for the past ten years about her burial arrangements, Mugs- Have you seen the new bal- loon tires? Flo- Win: who ever heard of a balloon needing tires? Art Krick- Aw, this here diction- ary isn't any good' ' Carl Koliue- Why'? Alt- XVel1, it hasn't any index to the words. lVhat became of that hired man you got from the city? He's in the hospital. ln the hospital! Yes, he used to be a chauffer and one day he crawled under a mule to see why it wouldn't go. A certain man, arriving at a sleepy southern town, asked a sleepy south- erner what they did in the village. Wall, boss. the southerner re- plies. in the winter we sets on the east and folleis the sun around to thc west, and in the summer we sets on the west and follers the shade around to the east. Agent- Don't you want your of- fice furniture insured against theft? Manager - Yes, all except the clock. Everybody watches that. A chemist says that the first alcohol was made in Arabia, which may ex- plain those nights. Hock- I have only a minute to spare. Bill G.- Good -tell ine all you know. A Frenchman made a tour of the United States and on his return home. was telling his friends about the high- ways over which he had traveled. He said, Oh, they have some mar- velous highways in the United States. There is one that extends from the Great Lakes on the north to the Gulf on the south, built by a man named Lincoln. NVonderful, wonderful high- ways! But, branching from these are others rough, crooked and hilly, miser- able roads, built by a Frenchman named Detour. A' 'A' 'A' 'A' 'A' 'A lg 'A 'A A' 'A' A A A 5 ..--...--.5.--.V--..,--..,.-,.,.. 5... . .,I,..-,..... .... .. V..-'...,.,..,. . . ...I .'... I ,b .5 U .K . A . One Hrundred Three.

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