Decatur Catholic High School - Tattler Yearbook (Decatur, IN)

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4 I , Everything is a circle, 'Tis by many said so. Now just stop to think, Isn't it wonderful though? Spring follows winter, Summer follows spring, Then next comes fall, II'ith winter on it's wing. And so again repeats. As hands of a clock, Keep moving round, Every second a knock. But as this repeating Goes on every day, Time never does so, But continues on it's way. One minute lost is gone, Never to be regained. Gone into the dim past, IVhere in a grave it is laid. -S. H. Schurger, '2S. Sam- My little sister has the measles. Tom- Oh, so has mine. SamA Well I bet my little sister has more measles than yours has. Because of the hot weather, Pat had decided to shave on the back porch. Mrs. Kelly across the way observed this: Pat, said she. I see you are shav- ing outside. Sure, he responded, did you think I was fur-lined'? The wife of a naval man handed the pastor this note:- Peter Bowers having gone to sea, his wife desires the prayers of the congregation for his safety. The minister glanced over it hastily and announced: P. Bowers, having gone to see his wife, desires the pray- ers of the congregation for his safety. He- I'm ashamed of my failure to keep abiest of modern science. Tal-Ze the electric light for instance. l haven't the least idea how it works. Sweet Young Thing- XVhy, its very simple. You press a button and the light comes on. A man was spending his vacation at a camp. One day he asked a farmer who resided there what he did with such an enormous peach crop. The farmer replied: Well,we eat what we can. We do the same thing, broth- I'-llfli XR'ell, said Uncle Si Bruggins after a solo by a fashionable church choir tenor. If that ain't the rudest thing I ever saw. Just as soon as that young man began to sing, every other member of the choir stopped. But he went through with it, and I must say I admire his spunk. Each care drives a nail in Our coffin, no doubt. But each merry laugh again Drives it iight out. Down east, a mother was so kind that she gave her child chlorform be- fore she whipped it. Good friends are like melons, you have to try a hundred before you Iind one good one. It is a good idea to start at the bottom of all things. except when learning to swim. Johnny - The medicine ain't so nasty as it used to be mommer. I'm gettin' used to it. Mother- Did you take a whole spoonful every hour? Johnny- No 'm I couldn't find a spoon, so I'm using a fork. Mother- XVhat's the idea of wash- ing only one finger, lYillie'? XI'illie- Jimmy Kohne asked me over to his house to feel his baby ill'OtIl91 S new tooth. It's a pretty good thing to remember And a better thing to do To work with the construction gang And not the wrecking crew. Now my little man. said the barb- er, t'How would you like your hair cut? 'llust like papa's, little Jack re- plied. With a round hole at the top. TQHCIIEI'-HJIIIIIIIY, can you tell me what a ground hog is? Jimmy- Yes, nia'am, it's a saus- age. Tom- I hear your friend, the naturalist, has met with an accident? XVhat was it? Bud--t'Some one gave him a tiger cub and said it was so tame it would eat off his hand, and it did, Teacher- Who can tell what a cow's skin is used for? er, said the questioner. We sell Sammy- I kin teacher, it's used to what we can sell, and what we can't keep the cow's meat in. sell we cancel. - 'L' '14 'Ju ug :L 'LA 1' .L 4 ,L ',L as 'A . U A 'A 'A' Ag ' ' 00 -6- l u l I 0'-u'i'. u'u'r l'l i i'.'y'i . I. One Hundred One.

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