Decatur Catholic High School - Tattler Yearbook (Decatur, IN)

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The chemistry class was progressing slowly that day, so the teacher announced she would have the class analyze a certain compound that morning to increase the in- terest of the class. So she said, William, deiine 'analyze'. Bill- It means to separate a substance into its component parts. Teacher- Can you use it in a sentence? Bill- Sure. My sister, Ann, says she don't approve of late hours. But my, how analyze! Visitor tPassing D. C. H. S. on the night of Senior class playl4You sure do have some large enrollment in your night school here. VVhat all do they teach? Citizen-Oh, nog this is no night school. The Seniors are giving their class play. You didn't think all these people were coming here to study did you? Teacher-Why did Hannibal cross the Alps? Fred Foos-For the same reason that the hen crossed the road. You don't catch me with no puzzles. Ding-So your grandfather is a sure-enough Old Timer? Dong-Yeah. He says he can remember when baking powder outsold face powder. Freshie-You bet l'1n a good swimmer. Why l'm learning to crawl now. Senior-'Keep it up, kid, by the time you're a Senior you will be walking. Given-A Freshman. To Prove-That a Freshman is not worth two cents. Proof-A Freshman is a baby f,,,.,,,,, ........,,...,........,,,............ ................. N e eds no proof. A baby is a criei ',,,,....,...,. .,,..., A sk any married man. A crier is a messenger '....,. ...,.....,.................. O f course. A messenger is one sent ............... ,,....... N Vestern Union. A cent is not worth two cents ............,......................................... Positively so. Therefore ,,.,,....,,...,,,,,,..,,..,.....,,,,.,,,,,,,,, A Freshman is not worth two cents. Some adjectives , said the teacher, Hare made from nouns, such as dangerous. full of danger, hazardous, full of hazard. Can anyone give me another example? Yes, sir, replied a tat boy, Pious, full ot pie. Teacher treading Merchant of Venice J- The quality of mercy is not strained- Pupil- Goodness, how unsanitaryf' The pupils who think they are so important ought to get a map of the universe and try to find themselves on it. CHARACTER--NOT SIZE 'Tis true 111El.11yS brain weighs more than woman's But the number of cells is the same. Yet character not weight is the thing that counts In life's great and interesting game. -Helen Lengerich. lT'S WHAT YOU MAKE IT A task is never as hard as it seems It's only what you make it. You'll Hnd that cheerfully and willingly Is the very best way to take it. -Virginia Hyland. 3 Q Q i. Q 1, 1 X 1 V Ninety-nine