Decatur Catholic High School - Tattler Yearbook (Decatur, IN)

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Clothing 8 Shoes Dad and Lad jeiw,-T'Mye,co Go BETTER CLOTHES FOR LESS MONEY-ALWAYS'- ' DECATUR ' INDIANA ' Compliments of the Cort Theatre Jess LeBrun, Manager

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ooyoooavooooooooa -oooovo Mistress-What beautiful scallops you make on your piece, Mandy! How do you do it? Mandy-Indeed, honey, that is easy. I just use my false teeth. E. Sorg fnoticing a girl across the streetl-Who is that good-looking baby? J. Dowling-VV'hat's wrong with you, that's a girl. I. Neptune-Does your dog chase rabbits? E. Sorg-No, it'g a rat terrier. Pat-How much coal did your fathe er buy, Ike? Ike-We didn't buy any coal. Pat-VVhat? Ike-We live just across the street from a coal yard. M. Voglewedee-Why does Helen al- ways cut across the court house yard? I. Neptune-So she can memorize the postlulate in geometry, A straight line is the shortest path be- tween two points. J. Mylott to a Freshman - Don't you wish you were smart like me? Freshman-If I did I wouldnt know anything. Fred Foos seeing Gerald Smith get up, after falllng oi a muddy walk. What have you been doing? Gerald Smith-I just got tired and sat down. J. Dowling tacross the room to Fred Foosl-What's the difference between you and a blockhead? F. Foos.-About six seats. Billy - Mother why does Santa Claus wear a false face? Mother-Oh. a-a-to keep the cold wind off. Mother-What a black neck! Bobbie-Oh! mother don't you know I'n1 part nigger. ' 'lC'lelE 'I'fXT'lil.ER ' CITIZENS TELEPHONE CO. It is safer, quicker and inuch less expensive to use LONG DISTANCE CITIZENS TELEPHONE CO. M. J. MYLOTT USE JUICE FOR EVERY USE DECATUR LIGHT 8. POWER PLANT FRED FULLENKAMP Confectionery Soft Drinks Hot Dog! ROY ARCHBOLD DENTIST X-Ray Diagnosis Phones-1 64-1 76 Hours-S-1 1-12-5 One Hundred Tue

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O O i X Q I Wise Sayin's. A Miss is a Hit. Teacher - Did anyone have any trouble with this problem? Arthur Miller-I did. Hocky Mylott-You didn't. You copied that problem from me. Teacher-Who studied this lesson? Students-KNO responsei Teacher-Who studied part of it? John Cook-I did. Teacher-How much did you study? John-About tive pages. Class-Ha! ha! There are only two pages to it. VVhat do you see most people drink soup with? My eyes. Revenue man-What! Do you mean to say I'm crooked? Gus-You're so crooked that when you die they'll have to screw you in the ground. First person - The doctor's here. sir. Second person - I can't. see him. Tell him I'm sick. He-Has your cemetery a mauso- leum? She-No. Why? He-Oh! ours was condemned. She-Why? He-Because, it has no fire escapes. Mr. Brown, the butcher, was noted for his short orders. One day a wom- an called for a, quarter's worth of beef. If I am not at home when it is delivered, tell them to poke it through the keyhole, she ordered. Porf. ito student!-Carl, can you tell me what dust is? Carl fatter a long silence!-Well, I s'pose it's mud with the juice squeeze ed out. Deininger's HIGH CLASS Millinery FRED COLCHIN RUG CLEANING and AUTO LAUNDRY Latest Air Process Used 115 East Rugg Street Phone 441-561 Decatur, - - Indiana GIFT '66 HAT SHOPPE MILLINERY Art Goods, Gift, Hemstitching Women's and Chi1dren's Hosiery Handkerchiefs Infant's Wear LUELLA M. HUBLEY Decatur, Indiana Phone 235 DO IT THE F RR W Y One Hundred Suen