Dean College - Awpie Yearbook (Franklin, MA)

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THE FORECASTERU Page Four OLD GRADS RETURN tkiontinued from Page ll the hell for luncheon sounded. Herh. after making a fortune in the heer husiness, has retired to a farm in lfast Hartford. Connec- ticut, where he i'aises chickens laying all types of eggs - hard- hoiled. fried. scrainhled. and poached. In the middle of luncheon, a roar was heard overhead, All the guests rushed to tlrant Field in time to see a hright red plane making a perfect three-point landing. Stepping out of the plane was .lim Carothers, who flew from XYest lYisky. XYyoming, to attend the reunion. lim, we learned. owns a society dude ranch in that city which is patronized hy each season's crop of dehutantes. Un returning to the dining- room, several after-dinner speeches were given in a witty manner hy the alumni. Following this, they all dispersed to pursue their own interests ahout school and to greet the other alumni who arrived during the afternoon. .lim Larothers contided that in spite of his present airplane. he was not entirely satistied and is attempting the construction of one that Hies on a vertical plane. tlttls facilitating him to send air- mail letters to the folks in his own town. Jim's major dithculty is the fact that his plane has a landing speed of six hundred miles per hour. The Star Battery. Callahan and Hardy, amuse themselves hy playing pantomime hasehall on the third floor, to the distress of the faculty. THE HUMAN MACHINE Feeling the gleam in the hum- mer's eye, this machine stutfs a lighted cigarette down his throat. THE YOU-ASKED-FOR-IT VENDING COMPANY Norm, Doc, and Rudie SCENE AT THE RACES The Madamoiselles Baxa and Ferguson participated in the Spring handicaps at Ueitchland last week in the capacity of on- lookers. though Ruth sat in con- stant admiration aml envy of the riders. Miss liaxa received pop- corn in one pocket from admiring gentlemen, while slipping forhid- den sugar to the equines from another pocket. Hn the way home they were caught in the press of exiting humanity and hecanie de- pressed tor more than usuall. .Xlthough she wished to keep it quiet, we have disclosed the fact that ,lane olackson, up until the time she attempted lemon culti- vation, was known as Madame Meek of the Meek Salon and sponsorer of Meek products Grow meek along with me, the hest is yet to he. Her specialty was egg facials and while work- ing in close conjunction with that small-scale poultryman, Yalen- tine, she made them less of a yolk and more of a success for the pL1liliC. SITUATIONS WANTED Any gum company who wants a good executive, call IHC. Bill Russell. Have plenty of Pull and want to get t'Stuck with a good company. Any foreign country desiring a good plane pilot, get in touch with me quick. I'm a fast worker and easy to get riled up. Address - George E. Gregson, Suite 9-1628, Sing-Sing. Would like a position in a Swiss cheese factory, making air spaces. Good recommendations. Cheap wages. Dot Brown, Box 8770, Malha. Missouri. If you're a circus and want a good harker, you've got the right man. Can sell a crowd anything from a wooden Indian to a Du- senherg. Address: .lack Sheehan, Lf S. A. HOBBY LOBBY The sixty-year-old grandfather of llean. working for The l.in- coln llome lndnstriesi' and real- izing the need for fresh ideas. sent a circular In the far-flung class of '-ll tllean. of coursel. prying into their private pas- times. Tahulated results showed as tollousi XYalter tlluckyl tiritlin amuses himself and his eight children hy instruction in the forty-twiI-year- old game of lack Straws. janet, while studying the hahits of the earthworm, practices them in her spare time, has a time capsule all her own in which she recreates. lloc NX'nlfeck. under his ca- pacity as street cleaner and still aspiring to psychology. psycho- illlillyses all drunks that hlock his progress, lilvrty-year-olrl New York dehutantes are one of XYulfeck's consistent prohlems. Aliss blewett, in her spare time thaxing mysteriously disappeared in Professor Manter's actl is editing a hook. How to Lirash Back lnto Society. DOUGH BOYS lland in hand with their other activities on the stage and in the world at large, Rohert Kramer and Douglas Marshall have in- vested in a llalf Baked Bakery Shop in Squinto where Bob en- deavors to reproduce The Bread That Mother L'sed to Make, while lloug turns out crust for the general puhlic. Ruth .Xshley is experimenting with freaks and mutations to de- velop an extra hand so that she may more adequately handle her joh. lt was discovered that propri- etress Russo is knitting a spa- ghetti sweater for her head waiter.

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Page Three THE FORECASTER DEATH OF FARLEY CHAN OPENS l.ast eyenine the premier per- 1'tir1ngince uf the thrill-paclyefl niystery hit uf the sezlsiln. 'l'l!C lleath pf Farley than. iipeneil tin liriiaflway. This play tif the ileath tif the wwrlcl's fiweiiiivst fle- tective has heen heralrlefl hy erit- ics as une tif the inpst unusual inystery plays yet to appear on the stage. The curtain rises with the shut of a gun anrl lfarley Chan. playecl hy the palpitation uf a niilliiin female hearts, tfharlie Valen- tino Klarknian, is seen alnne in a hotel riitnn. He falls, anrl gasps UL-UI1illClUllS, clap hanrls 4 here etnnes Farley. Next. liilliert Slierloel4 Rith clashes un the stage, inagnifying-glass in hanrl. Hn his heels, enter Huh Kramer. manager tif the hotel. ,luhn Cala- gitine. helllwy, ancl Pauline ehit- ticla, telephone operatiir. Says Gil, flock all fltirws. Keep ytiur eye Un Krziiner. I sense fivul play. Ht epurse, the irlea vit the play is ter cliscmer what liillezl lfarley tflian. .Xt the ennl Kramer. hliihn- ny, anml Pauline have all heen killefl, t-wiv, antl the inystery re- mains a niystery to the astpunileil Gilbert - as well as to the aucli- ence. The actors were at their hest tlirongliout the performance. Un- fwrtunately. they left early this inurning on an extended tour. FEATHER BUSINESS A hoy with a novel iclea is :Xllen Brown, whu owns a fowl farni in lleacl-Hecl, llelaware. The purpose tif ISuil's farm is to prtivicle pillow nianufacturers with icleal feathers fiir stuffing. lluek. geese. anml chicken feathers are his specialty, ufiusiness is pretty stiftf' quotes liucl. Hearl feather counter on the farni is Maurice Heaurlnin wh-v is saicl to average Milli! feathers tin a clear clay. f' n I i i - SPORTS liuest speakers at the lfastern Stars Meeting' last night were lfrancis llarcly anal llan Callahan, .Xll-.Xnieriean pitcher anfl catclier. respectively. Vallahan tallqerl tin Mllrww' It lfeels Tu He Iiehinrl The liight-hall hut inafle a slitwrt strip in his speech when Harcly interruptefl with a clissertatiiin On l'lfrw Tim tiet To First liaise. .Xn areunient ensuecl hetween the ielliiws ahtiut which one hafl the finer. The niaster of cereniwnies, Hill Ashley, tipped off the liuys that they would he cut out of the program unless they he- haverl. Rerl and Dan rlecirlecl to give the flmir tp whtiniever coulfl pick it up, anrl left with liaes unrler their eyes. lfllen Sl1C1bllEll'fl.XZlill'll2llXX'Ulil- en's Skiing L'liainpitin, then ttirilc over the cpeeeli-inalqine for the evening. HOT OFF THE WIRE iLiUIl'KlllllL'fl frtiin page ll llry lhwnes, Texas: Flash! -lite lfaiazza has just heen inarle assistant nianaeer iff a trainecl tlea circus in this city. ,lee has wiirkeil his way up in this hnsi- Hess anrl is fannjius for his polite tleas fruni Maine tp ealifornia. Kirptpii. Massachusetts: .X large eelehratirni was helrl here tnclay in licniur of ,lo Xivehlier, the wvirlcl fainwus unclertalcer. Miss XYehher has just cnnipletecl einhalniing her five thwusanclth eprpse. .lo says, quote: 'tllusiness is kincl of dead. end quote. FORTUNE TELLER Sneiety's favwrite fortune teller is that gypsy, Sally Patterson. who ww ns and pperates Maclanie Uiiitlzfs Tea Ronin at Sth .-Xvenue and I-lth Street. The gyp sy part crimes in when the Matlaine cliarges 51.00 for each reading of the tea leaves. liunnirecl yesterrlay that stnneone is finally following Mr. Bourret. CHAMP SWIMMER llnn Herring wen the lioiiws at the swiinniine ineet helfl here last night. lly flpine the lllllayarml clue-parlflle-flasli in 55 seewiirls. Herring' in quite the fish. INVENTOR llph lfrftstwittis newest hrain- ehilcl is a unique cleviee to keep peuple tiff uthers' ears. Hy Press- ing a lnittOn on his Vest. il-'Jli starts a felt hantl gently swaying liver his right ear while a siniilar hancl pups wut ni his tie anrl taps his intiuth. FRESH FRUIT ,lane ,laekstiir the ilehutante whmw left tinishine schptil nntin- ishetl, has rleeitlerl tu try her hanrl at fruit raising in her ia- yivrite State uf tialifiirnia. where. if course. it ney er. never rains. .Xs spun as -lane puinps the three feet til water oft her lancl. she ls planning tw plant leintins. lzat .Xt lQL'SSt VS SPAILHI-1T'l'l1lUL'Sli .Xll Yun Can lfat For 350 Upen liruni ll HM. Tu -l .X.Kl. Heacl XYaiter: The Hnly, The Original, ,live .Xinhruse Bring Your Uwn Silverware Tel. Lihicago llllll Patrouize DRTSCULIIS SXYEET SHUPPE liuinclrtips The Specialty Service .Xncl Sweets XYith A Smile Mail antl Phone Urrlers Received Seagon Xow' Open At The IJEITCH RACETRALAK Place All Bets XYith Me. jerry, The Rookie. Special Oclds For Dean Grads Phone: Sucker-040-l

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