DePauw University - Mirage Yearbook (Greencastle, IN)

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This town is too big. This town is too small. OUTH going AWOL. Away. Anywhere. Go home? No. Go where? Someplace where therets nobody or where nobody cares: A truck stop. Kansas City Depot. Dearborn Station. Go to a movie. Case a big department store. Walk on the wrong side of town. Get stared at. Eat in a Chinese restaurant. tegg rolls, Oolong teen Buy something very very valuable. A single punch glass from a second-hand store. Lots of them along N. Broadway. Under the el. Cutglass. Pressed glass. 30b Priceless. Put in your suitcase, surrounded by soft underwear. Hello dogs and cats along Locust Street! Did you miss me? Didn't think I'd skip town, did ya? Ha! You don't know about . theiegg rolls, do you? Dont know about ' the secret tin my suitcasey do you? Ha! Butlam glad to seeyou allof you again really Sogladtobeback. Inthe fishbowl. Swimming in my owh fishbowl.

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HFor the exam, you will be responsible for RESPONSIBLE FOR . .. knowing every clue to Paul McCa rtney's mythical death knowing how to hold your liquor how to play kazoo accompaniment to SanFranciscoBayBlues where to find Dutchmanrs breeches in May how to catch a Frisbee 39timesinarowonehanded knowing every possible ca use for draft exemption MULTIPLE CHOICE: a graduate school by ArmyNavijrForceCanada Cyfight for CO CD jail try for a trick knee, lose 50 lbs. Ut's all been done, my friends, your friends; it's still being done, my friends, your friendsJ Get married? Not get married. rOh GodJ Money job? Bigcity9-5? UGH! VistaeTeacher Corps-Peace Corps Circle one circle two You are responsible FOR Essay question. Fill in the blank. The blank . .. . .....A-u....., ..mA-.x;,w.4Mm.-M mum:

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Swam by that same house with two maple trees today. Swam by one of the port- holes of the tishbowlibrary. Same fall afternoon, but fouryears later. No little stooped lady raking leaves. No rake in the yard, but a shiny red wagon. ' The leaves have been raked though. Same leaves reincarnated. Golden. In one golden pile next to the curb. There is always someone to rake the leaves. Umbrellas, flowers, mushrooms, Birnam wood. Big golf, little plastic, frilly pink, yellow, green, blue. Balanced by BLACK. BIG BLACK. Automatic opening. Zooooooomp! Mary Poppins is floati ngdown over East College. With a black umbrella of course. . With a parrothead handle. She lands quite demurely on the boulder and slides up the bannisters to Meharry Hail. To speak at convocation. Mary Poppins is not Julie Andrews. She is a dried-up eccentric old maid. Orderdelightfully deranged. She would do away with in loco parentis. Restore the Hub to its ugly old see- everything self.