DePauw University - Mirage Yearbook (Greencastle, IN)

Text from Pages 1 - 318 of the 1895 volume:

' t' mvThe standard of health among the American poo u Health and h h 't 1 should like to try the Exercisen mm. if pnsmhle. E210 would he raised xf every home possessed a Whitely gltllingy Etihry Sogncrlsetwn do We Plciagese'zm gueiwuthl l . h' 9.5 urnvem . e usel am 11 1 , 110 mm xerclser. h E L. HAYFORD. M. D.. Strength, to our health. FRANCES 1m VVILLABIL h Medical Examiner. Chicago Y. M. U. A. Presm int. W omenm Christian 'lfnmpm'nnce UlllUn. 04 Pages illustrated, hy mail. 10 cents. THE WHITELY EXERCISER. Manufactured and Sold by INDEPENDENT ELECTRIC 00., ThirtyaNinth St. and Stewart Ave., Prices H2 .'3. 4 and '5 for com ilete machine. ' $ , $ Frmmidin Shudenlts. Ch ' W V x To mm 1: device which is simple. quiet and alwm lCagO. ready. by means of which-a busy. woman whom Wm W I t 1 do not. hesitate to say that it is the best mnuhme obliges her m Hit 101'. hours at a tune can take a few uf its kind 1 have ever $210,163 used. x t u D milliutes oft dquhttgil- restful cxcruiac, each hour it' she 1 .ANDERSOV. 4 . .. wi is cor tnm yu easmgt N Associate Director Yale University. Agents wanted t lSABELLA MACDONALD ALDEN WPnnsy,W i IlilllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIII ,. It Was the First Watch when Caesar Captured the Enemy. . . . .' . . It is by 2736 First Watch 11ml gmhm gregfcngfg H ENRY WERNKE proposes to capture the student trade. First in quality, durability, beauty, we mean. He keeps a fme assortment of Watches, Clocks and Jewelry, and will repair your hhhgg Glasses, Watches, and anything else, at more reasonable prices than any other Jeweler in the city. Call and see him as you wm come from the post-omce, for it is just across the way. GOOD POSITIONS SECURED BY OUR GRADUATES. at; ghaaentg EaTAaI-IaHEI: '850. E. a e. and others desiring temporary or per. manent employment at good pay . . . should write to . . . E. J. HEEB 6: C0., IndianapolisBusinessUniversitY WHEN BUILDING, N. PENNSYLVANIA 81 .. OFF. P. o. FINEST QUARTER; LEADING BUSINESS AND SHORTHAND SCHOOL. 4 4 t , When Buildin . INDI NAP . Efgggsgggflgis WRITE OR CALL FOR PARTICULARS. g A OHS t Publishers of High Grade Commercial OPEN ALL YEARt E - d . H E E B , PROPRIETOR. and Subscription Books. SEPT. 28-Awluvard H sqnabs t, drill for first time. SEPT. 29-Jt Frat Goats greatly in demand. Marlall threatens to whip the Mirage RnanL SEPT. 3o-Albert Smith goes to Church to impress some new students. Om: I-Agents for Military uniforms become troublesome. OCT. K?Alpha Phis give a spiking party at Sig Hull. OCT. 2-C00k lays in a supply ofrock candy for Scminarium use. Hammocks in tt pressing demand, iv For a Nice Easy Shave and A First:Class Hair Cut, Call at the .. .. Grant Grooms. BIACk g BIACk. One Door North of .. .. Harry Singer. Telegraph Office. W. F. Hays. HEADQUARTERS FOR ALL Fine Rose Buds, Carnations, Violets, Etc., KINDS OF FURNITURE. Flowers Supplied for all Occasions. .0. :- ESPECIAL ATTENTION GIVEN TO F W a LKE 5: CO UNDERTAKING AND EMBALMING. o R o, 00. d O H N w Alb , I d. PRICES REASONABLE Nursery an reen ouses, c any n ON ALL GOODS. Floral Store, LouiSVille, Ky. ' JOHN M. WALKER, 17-19 E. WAShiDSHOI! SI. Student D. R U.J GreellCaskle. Ind.. Representative. Catalogue Fruit Trees, Grape Vines, Roses and Greencngtle, Incl. Green House Plants, Eta, Free. OCT. 3 -'1 11etas take a. drive to Mt. Meriden accompanied by Spikes. OCT. 4-Blakc attends a political rally 06 at Bainbridge. Seniors discover it is necessary for them to begin to prepare for class day.'7 OCT. 5-University reception at PresidenVs residence. V THE THE Mason 6: Hamlin Mason 6: Hamlin PIANO ORGAN Is the only Piano made that contains the improved and patented 7 which has long been the Standard of the world for Churches, Lodges and the Parlor. U Screw Strin erH s stem of fastenin the wires. It does not g y g l require one-fourth as much tuning as the old style pin block pianos. l Piano or Organ Catalogues free to any address. It is used, preferred and endorsed by the leading artists of the country, and is now as famous as l. 1 l MASON 6: HAMLIN CO., JAMES K. M. GILL, Manager. 250, 252 Wabash Avenue, CHICAGO, ILL. The Hahnemann Medical College and Hospital cmE'Z'do. GRADUATES OF UNIVERSITY SCIENCE COURSES ADMITTED TO ADVANCED STANDING. THE LARGEST HOMOEOPATHIC new COLLEGE AND HOSPITAL BulLomss, COLLEGE AND HOSPITAL 331?? Erecied M 2. Cost of s l $0,000.00, IN THE WORLD! Magnificently Equipped and Furnished- The THIRTY-SIXTII ANNUAL SESSION opens SEPTEMBER 10th, 1895. Clinical and dissecting material in abundance. Large well equipped Laboratories, Museum, Library, Reading Room, Smoking Room, Ladies' Waiting Room and Cafe. Steam Heat and Electric Lights. For announcement and furtherparticulars, address, JOS. D. COBB, H. D, Registrar, 3156 Indiana Avenue. The new Hospital has been completed and opened for the treatment of all kinds of general and special dis- eases. Capacity 225 beds, 50 private rooms, warmed by steam and open the places, lighted by electricity, with elevators, annunciators, a thorough kitchen and laundry outflt, and all the comforts of a first-class hotel. The most skillful treatment, and the best of nursing and care are furnished at a reasonable rate. Address, THE NEW COLLEGE BUH'DTNG' THE HAHNEMANN HOSPITAL, Groveland Avenue, Chicago. OCT. Gellerrell and John attend the XVabash-Champaign Football game. Announcement of 110 more Sunday nflerncmn lectures. OCT. 7-FOOt-ball game forfeited to Champaign. OCT. Seliuppa 't spiking party. Mass meeting to revivefnmlty ravage; 0f l'oot-ball. OCT. 9-Hurlingame serves npunkin ll pie for the Kappas, OCT. Ioiservices oi the tt Giant l7 Frank secured for one day only in Foot-ball. vi Ebe mirage. W WWW l . ,1 Eltmual publication of the 31mm Glass, Ege lpauw university. '1 1 volume VI. Eighteen 1bunbreb ano Minewsfive. CBreencastIe, Hub. sssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssss :::::::::::::: RRQ $5., 5P COLL . L, D '1 e 257 N 1:; vxwi WW0 CIA:- A Q T0 BISHOP THOMAS BOWMAN, D. 0., LL. 0., CHANCELLOIB OF THE UNIVERSITY, AND LOVING FRIEND OF EVERY STUDENT, PROFESSOR AND CITIZEIV, THIS VOL UME IS AFFECTIONA TEL Y DEDICA TED. 1D v, o. F, 0 vi .v ; n 0 a r 7 LM mo cicix L4 ,00; W ' . . ,. .Avi:gf-6M m4; ,9. 3: :3 Wm WM WM p! Gift of Dr. 0. F. Overstreet Wemrongigam? 34+ gs oom-f'Es 721 ,. 0:qu mrlwzg 16 3353 5:: madam: WM pssaalATEa .7, M x NOE upon a deeertland forlorn, Where beat the noonday Hiya with all their power, And hotter grew the Band at each lone hour, Three pilgrims wandered ; one was old and worn, Bent was his form from burdens bravely borne, And silvery his locks ; he longed for i'estv it But ere I. die, 0 Lord, grant one request, My native home to see. where I was born. Two stalwart youths walked at his side ', the one Had lived of late within that fondest place Toward which, before his final work was done, Once more the old man fain would turn his face. The other youth, on no great object bent Perhaps for pleasure or for profit went. II. Nor farther had they traveled on, when 10 ! J ust toward the east the native city gleams, And from its stately palaces there streams A light far brighter than the sandis white glow. it Lift up thine eyes, and soon to thee I'll show The cherished city of thy childhood days Vi Thus spake the youth ; with wild and eager gaze The old man looks, and in his accents slow Begins: uAh yes, my son, that is the scene Of my fond youth. Now, since my one request Is kindly granted, and at last I7ve seen My dear old, boyhood home, 1711 sweetly l'eBt.H And With his eyes fixed firm upon the place, He slowly sinks mi smile is on his face. QYtiragc. Hit With quickened pace the youths now hasten 0n Wer many a weary mile of burning sand To that bright place that seemed a promised land, SO beautiful it was to look upon Now had they traveled since the early dawn7 And longed to reach that city far away ; But as through vaileys deep they take their way, Alas! it slowly fades and Soon is gone. it Ah, 'twas a vision W now the first youth cries. it The phantom called t Mirage,t that oft appears; But we shall see before the tired day dies The city beautiful that must be near. Ah, if the Vision give us such delight, What will the city itselftB-O glorious sight ! 1v, Beloved Alumnus 0f the years gone by, Thou, who perhaps again shall never see These Alma Mater walls so dear to thee, Look thou upon this phantom ere thou die. Perchance ,twiil rest and please thy gazing eye, 01' serve its place to strengthen and revive Fond recollections of thine early life That long since have escaped thy memory. But know, itis but a vision in the air, A. fading outline of that blessed place Where thou, a tender youth, so young and fair, 0ft looked into thy motheris kindly face. In this wide world where e'er thou chance to he, XVe humbly how and Buy : it All hail to Thee l x1 Y. And t1mn,our feilow-student of to-day ; Thou who hast stood upon this hallowed spot And felt the pleasure of the student's lot, But for n hriei' vacation gone away : XVhen on thy sight this vision falls, 0 may Thy BtepH toward Alma Mater swift be drawn 3 Her beauty glorious as the blushing Dawn When lirr-zt she opera the golden gates of day. For oft within these walls we would forget, Amid our daily toil, her comiiness; But, seen afar, the rapturous sight begets Fond reverence for her grace and loveliness. 0 Alma Mater! may our love for thee Endure, unchanging, throi eternity ! v1. Last, but not least, 0 idly wandeging youth, That yet has never known the true delight, But mere reflected in this vision bright, Come forth, and let the blazing iight of Truth Illume thy countenance ; ,twill quickly smooth Ail ruiHed cares that haunt thy weary mind, And many a treasure in these walls you'll find. 'If thou art tired, let Alma Mam soothe. Led by that elder youth upon the phtin, Enchanted by the city Been afar, Make haate its shining portals to attain, For to thy happy entrance stands 110 bar. Thrice hail, 0 youth! we greet thy Smiling face And hid thee welcome to this cherished place. akp WITH respect for a custom fixed by preceding classes, with a knowledge of the value of a good annual t0 the University, of the demand of the student body and others, either directly or indirectly, interested in the institution, and with the purpose of leaving to posterity a souvenir of her acts and college career, the class of K36 determined to issue a Mirage. After almost ceaseless toil, many sacrifices and the surmount- ing of serious difiieulties, the editors respectfully submit the present volume as the product of that decision. The book stands on its own merits. It has never been our intention to publish a Mirage that would meet the approval of all. We leave that task to the progress of future ages. But by a long and thoughtful eon- sideration of the problem, the aim was set and to that end we have endeavored to direct our efforts. Of any mistakes, for which critics may attempt to hold us responsible, we will say that they are undoubtedly due more to enthusiasm than tt malice nrforcthmaght.H The Annual, generally speaking, is a portrayal of scenes and events which are an outgrowth of the organism therein represented. These happenings we have drawn from the past and present, with occasional inferences t0 the future. From the past, incidents and hits of bygone days are recalled. Though such references may be of passing interest to the student and tend to make him more appreciative of present opportunities, yet to the cilmimthethose with whom the future of the University rests to a large extenuethey serve as nuclei around which is formed it history replete with all the varying details of a college career. For the present, we have only to cite the reader to our presentation of the college life of to-day. He cannot fail to be impressed with its vitality. A11 industrious student body struggling to direct the habits and methods of this; formative period into proper channels, has demanded the largest share of our attention, for they are more directly concerned in all movements of this nature. As to thefutme, look carefully to inferences here and there throughout the book, by means of which you can draw your own conclusions of what the future will be. Some changes in the character and policy of the University, which may be noted, have occurred recently. The Sunday afternoon lecture is a thing of the past. Methods now in vogue in the elass-room are progressive, :tlfording a student the advantages of thorough individual investigation along all lines of work. In the College of Liberal Arts the old tt grading system is displaced by a new and satisfactory one. The plan of a large increase in amount of work required was tried this year. From zt studentts standpoint, it has been unsatisfactory, inciting much and severe criticism. The utility of a college course is limited if zi mass of book learning is all that is to be obtained. A broad insight 8 into a subject is well enough, but when the field is enlarged to such an extent that perception fails to grasp the organic relation of principles and details, then is the purpose of a college education defeated. Let us have quality, and not quantity. The idea of the it quiz ,, is a good one. Its advantages are not to be questioned. However, a professor deals most unfairly with his students if, after the course has been thoroughly covered by tt quizzes? he has one Of the ti old-time final examinations in store for them. Changes may be mentioned, also, in the Faculty7 which have added to its strength. The Departments of Political Science and History are now separated, Col. Weaver taking the former chair, while Dr. Stephenson, of Wesleyan, was called to the latter. Dr. DuvalPs work in Philosophy is of a high characteri Instructor Priest is progressing well as a successor to Instructor Wilkerson in Oratory. Dr. Manning resigned the chair of Romance Languages at the close of last year. He was succeeded by Prof. Fairfield, whose conscientious efforts have made the department one of the strongest, in point of excellence, in the University. Instructors Johnson and Baei' have been added to Latin and German. Deans Howe and Mills of Music and Art left for more lucrative fields. The two schools are presided over by Dean Mansiield. Dr. Stephenson teaches Church History in place of Dr. Ourtiss. In Preparatory, Instructors Hanawalt, Ayers and Starr are in charge of the Departments of Mathematics, Latin and English. . During the past yem',eollege spirit has deteriorated. Many enterprises, heretofore loyally and liberally supported, encountered great indifference. This fact is more pronounced this year than last At times, however7 enthusiasm is manifested with all the old-time vigor, when recalled from its lethargy by some event, aptly proving that it is not ti dead, but sleepingfl Conflicts constantly arise between students and Faculty on questions directly touching the former, but controlled largely by the latter. Great dissatisfaction sometimes results. Sharp criticism often falls upon a member 01' members of the Faculty by reason of acts adjudged detrimental by students. An equitable solution of this question would be the institution of a University Senate, composed of representatives of students and Faculty. Let it be a committee where both sides can consider matters of common interest. Other colleges have given this plan a trial, and its practicability and benefit are undisputed facts. A policy that will bring the Faculty and the student body into closer union will do more to hold and attract than any other method that can be employed. The value of the fraternities t0 the University is inestimable. They are the means, in many instances, of retaining a student long after his interest in the University has weakened. Where can so firm a basis for true and lasting friendship be formed? It serves as a bond uniting individuals to one another in an organization wh ose purpose is the ideal of true manhood and womanhood, and the preferment 0f the Alma Mater. The gymnasium movement that began last year was taken up again this year and attended by good results. No form of athletics in the institution has been of so much benefit to the students in general. As a means of preparation for track athletics and base ballists, it is invaluable. Equipment is being added from time to time, and hopes that we will soon have a first-class gymnasium may not be wrongly based. A part of the money expended on other kinds of athletics could with profit go toward defraying the expenses of a director of physical culture, thereby making gymnasium work required and a part of the curriculum. Secure some all-i'ound athlete who can also coach foot-ball and base-ball and we shall have made long strides toward solving the athletic: problem at De Pauw. Our success in the two debate contests with the State University attest the fact that De Pauwls forensic ability is no less pronounced than that shown in oratory. It is hoped that these contests will serve to revive the interest in debate that has long lain dormant. In this new field for the demonstration of thought and speech, the superior training reeeiyed here will doubtless place us foremost in future contests. 9 Journalism in the college world should hold it place relative to that of the outer world. The college publication must represent from week to week the complete expression of every part Of the University. Two live journals were formerly maintained by rival factions. Through the determined efforts of Faculty and some students, the factions dissolved, and a paper and magazine were to be published. The effect is plainly apparent. The monthly magazine was never issued. The weekly has had a precarious existence for the past two years, justly earning the soubriquet, tt Weakly. Interest subsided with the death of the factions; yet, we lltlalntitill, it is entirely feasible to issue :1. good publication without the competition caused by factions. Luck of support from students, and failure of the organizations, on which the enterprise rests, to place upon the editorial staff their best material, may be causes assigned. then EL corps, which is venting in genuine newspaper tbility 01' zeal, essays to edit a paper, the result does not require mention. J ournalism at De Peuw has fallen from the high position once occupied and is scarcely more than a passive factor in college life. The lecture and concert courses are the best that can be provided under the circumstances. As a means of instruction, entertainment and inspiration, there is nothing that may be found to take the place of them. The Military School has attained a good degree of eHieieney. The Cennnandantis untiring efforts in its behalf have not been unrewarded. The department at present is gratifying to those engaged in the work. iWith modern equipments in every respect, we may surely hope for still greater developments and better interest. . Class enthusiasm promotes gt healthy ri 'tlll'y among the classes. While the spirit is not of the clannish kind that prevents friendly intercourse7 yet, after several yeai'el loyal allegiance, the individual becomes attached to his class by ties that are second only to fraternal bonds and associations, and leaves with remembranees that are Cherished ever afterwards. Oratory continues to hold prestige among the various student movements. The present generation strives as strongly to sustain past reputation Ovidespi'eml by it long series of Victoriesl as former ones did to establish such fame. The orator is not always expected to Win, but the training afforded b y :L contest, provided no other inducements were offered, and the spirit of oratory, incarnate in the feelings and ambitions of many individuals, will tend to furnish worthy contestants fer the State and lnter-State hODOTS. Events similar to the celebration of Founders, Lind Benefactors7 Day are occasions when every one experiences a pleasant relaxation from the usual daily routine. All the elements of university life are brought together; extremes harmonize, new associations form and the fires of university patriotism kindle. Mere such occurrences will fbstei- a stronger interest and loyalty in the institution. Feot-bell does not find De Peuwls elime suitable to its development, 01' even existence. An ambition, nurtured by hope and partial assurance to have a winning team, seems now beyond realization, though several good teams grace the records of former years. The Faculty must be censured severely for the part played by them. Some professors have always been active in opposition, but this year it was general. W ith a large increase in the quantity of work and with little encouragement, who would expect students to conscientiously play the game? By a radical change in the rules, we Inny predict :1. team next year. The Future Of Athletit-s is entrusted to the students. Success 01' failure will be our reward, proportionately to the efforts put forth. With less interference by the Faculty and a. more active interest by students generally, better results can be expected. 10 Properly following a comment on the Future of Athletics, is the long discussed subject of a new Athletic Park. Nothing can give athletics so great an impetus as this. The plan appears, at present, to he nearer realization than ever before. The promoters of the project are deserving of every encouragement and highest praise. In this brief comment upon University life, we desire to say a word to those with whom we may appear to have taken undue freedom. If your name is mentioned do not suppose that any one individual is the cause, or is weponsiblc for it. The Board reviewed all MS.bef01'e it was sent to press and gave approval to it. Therefore bear calmly any grievance you may have and consider that the Board is solicitous for your welfare. We believe that it is unnecessary to devote any lengthy editorial to a presentation of the features of the book. However, we claim it decided improvement over all former Miruges in literature, art, novelty, 11100haniea1design end a complete and fair representation of the University. To our friends, outside the Board, who have kindly rendered assistance in the work, we wish to extend our sincere thanks. Owing to limited space, we were compelled to omit articles intended for publication. It was with much regret that we were unable to carry out our original purpose in regard to the Departments. Those engaged in this kind of an enterprise will encounter disappointments where least expected. We are no exception to the rule. Hence the Departments were omitted contrary to the wishes of the Board. That the Annual shall prove beneficial to the Alumni, Faculty and Student body, at once calling into activity m ore love and interest for the Alma, Mater, and that it shall be a memoir of our college days, is the earnest desire of x THE EDITORS. 11 Corporation. - imam. First elected. Term expires. First 1875 BISHOP THOMAS BOWMAN, D. D., LL. D., St. Louis, Mo., 1895. 1887 1878 1eHON. THOMAS B. BEDDING, A. 111., Ph. 11., Newcastle, 1896. 1888 1880 W ILLIAM NEWKIRK, Connersville, 1895. 1888 1881 HON. CLEM STUDEBAKER, South Bend, 1896. 1889 1883 HON. CHAS. C. BINKLEY, Richmond, 1895. 1892 1883 HON. Cr. C. MOORE, A. 11., Greencastle, 1895. 1892 18851 JAS. W. GREENE, D. D., Crawfordsville, 1896. 1893 1885'; CHARLES F. GOODWIN, A. M., Brookville, 1897. 1894 1887 RICHARD S. TENNANT, A. M.,Terre Haute, 1896. 1894 1887 NEWLAND T. D19 PAUW, A. 11., New Albany, 1896. 1894: 1887 JOHN E. IGLEIIART, A. 91., Evansville, 1897. Qgisifors. Enamel Qionhtencc. REV. VVILIJAM B. COLLINS7 . REV. JOHN E. STEELE, A.11., D. D., . . Bloomington. QIoth 3nb1ana tonferencc. REV. SOMERVILLE LIGHT, A. M.7 S. T. B., . . . . Warsaw. REV. MITCHELL S. MARBLE, A. 111., Fort Wayne. New Albany. elected. W. R. HALSTEAD, A. MI, D. D.,1Evansville, JONATHAN BIRCH, A. M., Greencastle, . CHAS. W. DE PAUW7 A. M., New Albany, HENRY J. TALBOTT, A. 11., D. D. New Albany, . REV. J. H. .Dommmela, A. M., Seymour, J . H. CISSELL, D. D.,Lafayett0, CHAS. G. HUDSON, D. D., Elkhart, W. D. PARR, A. 31., D. D.,K0k01no, G. L. CURTIS, A. M., D. D., Columbus, REV. E. B. ROWLS, A. M., Indianapolis, morwwesf Jubicma Conference. REV. WM. H. HICKMAN, D. D., REV. GEO. W. SWITZER, A. M., . REV. DELOS M. W000, A. 11., goufBeasf Jubimxa Conference. REV. REUBEN H. MOORE, S. T. B., REV Officers. BISHOP THOMAS BOWMAN D. D. LL. D. 3 1 NEWLAND T. DE PALIW, A. M. President , President pm tmnpom, X'lmcear-Jml. Secretary, Trea . ROBERT ROBERTS, D. D., surer, . JOHN Poucmm, Term expires. 1895. 1897. 1885. 1897. 1895. 1896. 1896. 18.97. 1897. 1897 . Terre Haute. Brazil. Groencastle. Charlestown . Indian apolis. GEORGE M. CURTIS, A. M., D. D. A. M., D. D. 0P 11'? W n 32 697k w ,w Q558urg Cofecge of EiBeraB Glitter. JOHN P. D. JOHN, A. M., D n, HILLARY A. GOBIN, A. M., PH. D., EDWIN POST, A M., Ph. D., Professor of Latin Language and Literature. PHILIP S. BAKER, A. M., M. D., Professor of Chemistry. JAMES RILEY WEAVER, A. M., B. D., Professor of Political Science. XVILLTAM FLETCHER SWAHLEN, A. M., Ph. D., Professor of Greek Language and Literature. CLARENCE A. WALDO, A. M., Professor of Mathematics. LUCIEN M. UNDERVVOOD, Ph. D., Professor of Zoology and Botany. JOSEPH P. NAYLOR, M. 8., Professor of Physics. HENRY BOYER LONGDEN, A. M., Professor of German Language and Literature. WILBUR VINCENT BROWN, A. M., Ph. D., Professor of Astronomy and Associate in B'Iathematics. TRUMBULL G. DUVALL, Ph. D., Professor of M oral and Mental Philosophy. 15 Presid ent. V iCe-President. ANDREW STEPHENSON, Ph. D., Professor of History. WILLIAM E. SMYSER, A. 31., Professor of English Literature. GEORGE D. FAIRFTELD, A. M. Professor of Romance Languages and Literatures. ARTHUR R. PRIEST, A. M., Instructor in Rhetoric and Oratory. REV. SAMUEL BAER, Ph. 13., Instructor in German. JESSE JOHNSON, B. A., Instructor in Latin. ROSCOE H. BITTER, Instructor in Biology. Officers, ARTHUR R. PRIEST, REGISTRAR, WILLIAM F. SWAIILEN, SECRETARY. 14 Qgiograpgg. Alexander Martin was born January 24th, 1822, in Nairn, Scotland. While he was yet ayouth his parents came to America and settled in Jefferson County, Ohio. After hnishing hisapprenticeship asa tanner, he was employed to teach in his adopted village. He graduated from Alleghany College in 1847 with the highest honors of his class. He wasimmediately admitted on trial in the Pitts- burg Annual Conference and appointed instructor in the Nortluvestern Vir- ginia Academy. 1n 1849751 he was stationed at Charleston,West Virginia. He was pastor of the Moundsville- Charge in 1854, when he was elected professor of Greekin Alleghany College. He continued in this position ten years. From 1864 to 1867 he was in charge of Fourth Street Church, Wheeling. During the latter pastorate, he was president of the lVest Virginia branch of the Christian Commission. He was next appointed to Parkersburg, but almost immediately was elected to the presidency of the West Virginia University, Which position he held for eight years. In 1875 he was elected president of Indiana Asbury tnow Pe Pauwl University. He held this position continuously for fourteeen years, when he resigned the presidency to accept the professorship 0f philoso- phy. The administration of President Martin was one of great vigor. The University was greatly developed during his career as president. Under his presidency, in 1884, Indiana Asbnry University was merged into De Pauw Uni- versity. Previously there had been only the College of Liberal Arts and the Preparatory School. In 1884 several special and professional schools Were established and the College of Liberal Arts was greatly strengthened. During the lifetime of Mr. De Pauw the finances of the University were easily provided for, and upon the death of the great benefactor 0f the University, additional provision was made in his will. Dr. Martin left his mark on the University, and his administration may well be ranked among the most successful of any in the history of the University. He was a true man; firm in his convictions, conscientious in his purposes and eminently wise in his judgment. Hosts of his former students all over the land remember him with gratitude and affec- tion. During the last few years of his life unusual domestic afflictions came upon him, but nothing could shake his courage or weaken his faith in Divine Providence. He died December 16, 1893. His memory will ever be precious in the halls of De Pauw University. .; 5mm? of 619cm; of i98. DEAR Mn. EDITOR: Having been in the class of 1898 longer than any other member, the honor of writing its history has been bestowed upon me. I have been in the class for about four years and am perfectly familiar with its history. This makes me think of the time when I was a little boy down on the farm at Buzzards Roost. We had two old hens CI mean chicken hens, and not no buzzardsl that was so awful anxious to set that they didnlt care nothing about the nest being upholstered with eggs. Now, that is just the way with the MnmeE Board. They are set on having a class history, but the trouble is that 798 forgot to make a history when it was in Prep, and it hasnit had no time this year, owing to the rush in Dr. Duvallls department. You know the profs. are so different now, for we Freshmen have to ask of the Juniors what the words mean that are used in the history and other lectures. I mightnlt have been able to have passed the first semester under Col. Weaver if I hadnit have set by George Kenney7 who translated all the big words and the 0013's hyeroglyphies for me. George said that the Col. had collected the ttdahtai, and had had a hand in composing the Rosetti stone, but this is off the subject, Knowing that he is a good hand to write, I asked Editor Cooper how to write a history 01 the class of 338, and he said to begin at the beginning and then write the history. I. would never have thought of that, and l donlt think Jim would have either if it hadntt been for Freddie Church and Eminie Schnepp. , When the class entered it was unsophisticated and innocent, and was at once taken under the fatherly eye of Dr. Bassett, who was always especially good and kind to me because 1 always went to the daily prayer meeting. 37 at this time were Middles and 96 were Seniors. 796 was a class that contained more knowledge and less conceit, more bright stars and less sports, than any class in D. P. U. To scramble to the high round of the ever-lengthening ladder of success and finally to stand upon the same elevated summit with the grand class of ,96 was and is our ambition. We was anxious to climb up to 796, where we could call our honored principal plain it Tommy B ll without any embellishments whatsoever. But we couldn7t rize all at once, so we had to go slow and steady-like and work up by jerks, and we worked up thnsly: We met 797 on the gridiron and were gloriously swiped, and right here was begun the feud that is still alive. So we decided to join our fortunes with 96 and trust to their superiority to help us out of our troubles with 197, but when a class meeting was called one of the loud- inouthed Middles, who has always carried 97 around in his vest pocket, succeeded in proving to us that the next year the class 0f 96 would be Freshmen and have no more interest in prepdom, so we helped to beat our old friends. 96 then gave us the cold shoulder and we had to beat around for our ownselves. The next year we beat 97 in base-ball, and, wishing to practice the Golden Rule, we put on their colors, and they, having a majority in brute strength and being mad because we beat them at practicing the Golden Rule, they stole the colors off of our coats, and beat us awfnl in the face with their fists. 19 N ow, we have alw. ys been a peeeeable class, but when we get our dander up we aint to be run over by anybody. When we were Seniors we put up a flag that had cost 0111' girls many long, vacant hours of planning and had cost our boys 20 cents in cash tthis donlt count the cost of threadt, and, as everybody thought it was out of eight, ,99 got jealous and tried to pull it down off of the wall where it had been hung, and then you ought to have seen our boys g0 at7em, while our girls kept throwing kisses at us and telling us to go ahead. Even the theologues shortened their faces and fought and cussed as loud as Jim Sprankle, and we got back the 01d flag, but one of our boys, whe had thmked in Algebra in his Middle year, grabbed the Math. prof. by the nap 0f the neck and administered a few gentle rebukes with the front part of his Shoe before he found out that the prof. wztsnlt a Junior Prep. Now we have left prepdom and have put away preppy things, and now that we have stood before Dr. John without his quailing before us, we philosophize wh y it is that Dr. BIS N kind friends 73 and ti I beg of you ll-in his eubterreaenan voiceeused to send the St. V itus dance up and down our spinal column. If the Dr. had of had Charge of the English dept. this year Hamrick would now be wiser without first being sadder. e In September, 1894, a class meeting was held. After oilicers had been elected, the question was debated: thesolved, That 98 has a Brilliant future before her?, Fred Hixon led in the allirmative and Phillippi-Philipe in the negative. Alter protracted discussion, the vote resulted in a tie. President Boone took the matter under consideration, and after characteristic deep reheation said: HFellow classmen: According to W ebstei', tfuturei means to-morrow, in contrary distinction to yesterday. If to-morrow is yesterday, then our tfuture, is behind us; if to-morrow is the second day after yesterday then our future is before us. As the latter is the usual meaning we can only get arouiid it by creating a revolution in the dictionary, but as humanity is not yet reached my stage in the social evolution, I shall magnanimously save them time and trouble and decide that our future is before usW tVociferous applause, which a passel'eby mistakes for Prof. Stephenson7s lecture on Methods of Historical Investigationj tt This decision will be of great benefit to future Freshmen, and they will know just how to conduct themselves. Perhaps, when we grow older, our future will be behind us like the present Senior classfl Our president was right when he decided that our future was before us. AS to whether the future is brilliant, all I can say is that as long as we may have such men as Culp there can be no doubt as to the brilliuncy 0f the future. 20 d bificers. FRED W. HIXON, . . PAUL STRATTON, . ETHEL CAMPBELL, W. W. Locxwoon, . . LELIA C. BASSETT, 0. L. GUY, F. O. FRALEY, 0. W. HANKINS, HELEN ALLEN, W. R. BALLARD, LEVI BEEM, V. O. BOONE, J . C. BOHN, HALLIE BRIDGES, H. P. BURNISON, ETHEL CAMPBELL, W. A. COLLINGS, H. L. CREEK, GRACE CHOWDER, CHAS. CULP, DEIDRE DUFF, ELLEN L. EVANS, MAY FULLHART, R. M. ALLEN, NELLIE ANTRIM, ALBERT BOLLINGER, M AE BOYD; MYRTLE ALLEN, President. . . Vica-President. . . Secretary. Treasurer. E. N. HULLEY, E. E. KLING, M. A. LASATER, F. P. MORRIS, H. B. TALLEY, G. F. GREESON, L. C. HICKS, F. O. BARTOW, BLANCE BEERY, EDXTl-I BEAUCHAMP, MARY BOZEMAN, J OSEPIIINE CARTWHXGHT, EDITH COFFIN, HIRAM COLLINGB, A. E. GOTTA, B. C. Cnowmzm G. D. COOPER, IDA CULLEN, ' MARY DANIELS, CLARA EAKEN, WILBER STARR, LENA BYRD, J OSEPHINE CARTWRIGHT, DEMMA CURLIss, HELEN PECK, ANNA HART, ESTELLA MORSE, 69am; of N98. COLORS: Brown and Tan. YELL: HallymKw-Zack l Ka Zack KakZoo ! n98! ,98! D! PI U! Cfass Qioff. C?asaicaf. N. J BRUBAKER, A. B. CAmVELL, 0. H. HAYES, F. W. HIXON, qafjifoaowicaf. ROSELLA Fem; MARY M. GOODWIN, A. J. I'IAMRICK, A. M. HUESTIH. MAUIJE Humroun, F. S. LEWIS MARY ELLEN JOSLYN, W. W7. Lucxcwoon, 0. D. MEAD, W. M. MCCOY, J. F. O,HAVER, C. C. O,DELL, G. F. PuxLLIPPE, BESS RIPPETOE, B. F. SELLARS, gaienfifk. JENNIE SCOTT, quaic. ANNA GREENE, SALLIE HIRT, R.OB,T S. JOHN, MYRTLE MADDEN, DEIDRE DUFF, . VICTOR O. Booma. I'IOMER Tummy, . E. H. JAMIESON, V. H. LASATER, F. H. NEEs, W. F. POUUHER, HOWARD WRIGHT. C. H. S'PRAT'FON, PAU L Sm ATTO N, MYRTLE M. SWITZER, ANNA VJUKERY, H. H. WARD, J. S. WHITE, F. M. YA MAUUCIII, EDNA WILLIAMH, ALICE KIRKPATRICK, ELIZABETH LA HINES, MYRTLE M ADDEN OLIVE S. MILLER, W. B. PECK, C. A. QUICK, EUDORA M. STRANAIIAN, KATHERINE MATHERS, J UNE COLLINS, CHLOE GILLUM, NORA W ATKINS. gm Bmwnm GREGORY, ALICE HEATON, mam. Historian . . . Poetess. . . . Manager. . . Sergeant-at-Arme R. H . ROSE, M. G. SOULE, S. K. RUICK, G. WV. STEWART, S. Q ROBINSON, MARY BITTER. FRANCES T. REED, JERNm SCOTT, G. M. SMITH, ' LESLIE SKINNER, EMMA STEPHENSON, C. W. STRONG, MARGARET WAKEFIELD, HATTIE B. XVELCH, MABLE Ymnmc, M. W. VVARRING, FLORENCE A. WILLIAMSON. 1 H. C. W'ARD. ' ANNA HAYWARD, MARGUERITE SMITH, HELEN MASON, EMMA STEPHENSON 151361? of 69am of197. game. 00111111 011 ZEUS. eZeus 0111115 th1'1,111e smroundcd by the 01111111111111 Council and his daughtem the nine 111uses.A vouth appen1',s shrunk of stat111e,fea1iulof countenance and somewhat awkwmd in his bem- i11g,though 1111provi11g;1111d thus prostrates himselfbefore the feet of mighty Jove. ZEUS: HWherefore approach this throne imperial? What ex- cuse to offer? Arise and tell 1 ii YOUTH: IiOh Zeus, Father of gods and men, from Clio. Muse 01 History, I seek a song on needy themeW ZEUS: iiDnughter, who does sing of thoughts and words and deeds of men, if this be man, give audience him. Employ thy richest golden harp; itis well to 10ftily inspire 11 mind that has an immense thought paucity? CLIO: iiChedient to thy hest. ZEUS: iinspire him well, just so he write with Historyh Iron Pen 01' TruthW CLIo 030 slavey uMy 1121,1113, CFO youtm iiNow speak, ch11d 0f exceeding great 11101t.ality YOUTH: Ui am a Boom- a-lack-a, sweet 0110.7, CLIO: HBe spoony With mortal virgins, but never with the Muses 111111 Godesses. YOUTH: iiOh Clio, itis 0f the deeds of my illustrious class Pd have thee sing? CLIO: HWhth class is that? ,i YOUTH: iiWhy, donit you know ? The Class of 797. CLIO: iiThen, inspiration, come; attend my song. Conclave 0f the gods, concourse 0f earthis people, students and faculty of De Pauw, and gentle reader of this matchless book, list ye one and 2111 the while I sing the deeds, the thoughts and words of this poor child of D. P. U. The wrath of Achilles, craftiness of Ulysses, bravery of Hector, and beauty of Helen once tried this strength, but now I am to sing of deeds of younger date. I am to Sing 01 mutual love deeper than that of Damon and Pythias, but softer, too; atis mine to harp the impudenee that would shame the very face of shame. My song it is to tell of brains to be developed in the coming years, compared with which those of Socrates are as a babe tSoerates has now been dead these many yearsrr-Edj; my privilege to sing of strength more than Herculean in its possibilities, though sometimes in the past defeated by the science of others; mine to tell of masculine beauty, especially that of La Hines, far in excess of Achilles 01' Paris; itis mine to sing of feminine loveliness, though, I fear, much caused by vital contact with the powder-box, compared with which Helen, cause of so much woe and death on Iliumis plains, could not stand a show. Fillley tlidnlt have powder in those daysr-Edj I sing of Sullivanian pugnaeity, Alas I and Dion'ledian powers of scheme. Wee their tthlii'rtgei7 election.:I In short7 I sing, I sing to the world of the Class of 97, which class, self-unguarded, the immortal gods have watched from the time when they were Junior Preps till now, when they are Sophomores HO gods immortal, though jtis of the deeds of babes I sing, yet Hercules performed some feats while yet a cradled Child, and Hermes showed some craft while yet a toddling bairn. So of time spent beneath the rod of Pluto, Delis in ferorum, in which they slowly but laboriously toiled tdo not look up their record now; 7twould not be conducive to domestic happinessl, step by step, across his darksome regions, I shall pass over with mere mentioningetime when they did shake thewalls oi' Plutois home with their ear-splitting yell, and called upon their heads the wrath of this same god; when they did take upon themselves the much-abused name of Boom-a-laek-a; and time when they did leave upon the wall of the Eartlishakeris dwelling their clock, expressive of their love for Flute and his trainy expecting thence some time to return. tt Ire they began their college course there came a change to these same lovely maidens and heroic youths-a change so great and so humiliating that the tZippie Zap, did howl with glee. For they had marched in triumph down the aisle to where they, in Meharry Hall, had been assigned, and with becoming dignity settled in their seats. When 10! they all turned verdant in their hue. N0 grass that grew in springtime was so rich a green as Hubby HaskelPs golden looks. All shades of green did glisten in the eyes of gZippie ZapX and from the Ninetyvseven maids there went forth such a lovely ray that ever since De Pauw has fresher been by far? EWith this Clio gave a sideelong wink at one of the sporty godej ttShort time elapsed before these youths did long to give expression to their love and admiration for their baby sisters. Thel'eupon they sent agraeious edict forth that these, their eo-eds, hie themselves to. home of Dr. John and there be met by y97ls sons. And these young virgins came, and with their beauty, smiles, long thought out, and loyalty, did capture every heart that beat for Boom-a-laek-a. l:They still are caught and beat in tcases' soft and nuinberlessj Y e gods! what beauty there was in that festivehall ! EScattered around in pictures, etoj What favor hast thou poured upon this 97 class that they should be graced with all that loveliness ? But a strong and determined band of tZippie Zapsl did put to flight a crowd of Booni-a-lacks, stealing away four of their number7 and having blacked their visages pushed them in the presence of their class-mates. Allen7 Wollt' and Hall, brother of the mueh-teared, Inuch-hated editor, Claude, a tZippie ZapQ were thus made martyrs IZO, what martyrs !J and such lovely7 sun-grin smiles of admiration they received that the remaining youths did envy these, their little darkey brothers. ttCouncil of the gods and sisters mine, ye havelistened how this Class began its college course, in weakness, sis true, but with hopes that they would accomplish something in the future!how they did wear the verdancy of Freshmen, and how they found delight in company of each other, naturally so. Their heroes on the gridiron Field were beaten six to naught by KZippie Zapef I must confess, hut in the future they will do more, no doubt. Of verdant 298, some of whom bid fair to be taken captive by the bewitehing smiles of i9? girls; of their high oratorical intentions; of how each time, by the aid of 95 and several Preps, they almost gained the boulder from ,96, and had they gained it might have held it: of all these and other deeds worthy of this ill-omcned Class, I cannot new record. But at some future time, when they have added more famous deeds to their, I hope unfinished, history, the song Illl sing anew with all its hoped-to-heis. 24 Officers. 63ng of 97. Deep Wine and Pink. COLORS: Officem 7 . YELL: Boom-aw-lack a,J Boom-u-luck-a! CHARLES B. ALLEN, Presldent. Boom .1 Boom! Ifawj J. R. I'lmwy V - - - . - Treasurer. EMMA lemon, . . . Vice-President. 7NIZ'netJI-senan '; ,N;,ndy.s,wm,,j .InnN K. CEML, . . . . Historian. MAM TOWN, . . . . Secretary. Rah! Rah! Rah! Bmmm LANIAS, . . . '. . Poet. 6mm Qioff. L C?aszicaf. V 1 J. P. ALLEN, GERTRUDE NEAL, F. HAYDEN, C. M. OWEN, J. E. HASKEhL, ROBERT S. JOHN, J. D. KREWEL, T. KUDU, C. B. ALLEN, C. S. BILLMAN, F. C. BLACKWELDER, F. L BARROWS, S. H. Bmm, HARVEY CARR, EDITH Comm, NETTIE Comm, ZELLA R. CONLouuu, E. L. DAVIS, L. G. DEERHAKE, SAMUEL DownEN, E. G. Gkuuus, DORA M ELLIOTT, IDA FOGLEMAN, F. S. HALL, HARRIET HARDING, E. E. EVANS, H. J. DONALDSON, U. L. MERRICK, Lucy Axnumvs, CATHERINE COFHN, 001m DARNALL, LE ROY CRIGLER, J. H. FROST, JULIETTJC chn, Summ H ARSHBA mum, EVELYNE C. RILEY, MARY H. TALBOTT, Dean WILLIAMS, T. N. Ewma, J. A. LI'NEIMRGER, MARY LINEBARGER, T. V. NADAL, quifosowicaf. E. E. DEBAUN. MARY B. DENNY, A; L. DUNCAN, J. E. Gum, HALLuc HAumcm, J. R. HEEB, IRA HENDRICKSUN, PORTIA I'IEIHS, CLARA HIG HT, 0: K. JONES, ARTHUR J ACKSON, MARY Jouxsox, BERTIIA E. LANIAS, NELL E. MEADER, GEORGE MORRIS, L. N. NEALE, OSCAR POLHEMUS, J AMES SPRANKLE, AMELIA Hlavrm, T. C. HERRON, ALICE JOHNSON, EDITH MORRIS, CARRIE A. ermeusnx, A: A. PATTERSON. NELLIE ANTRIM, ETHEL N. ARNULD, C. BOATWRIGIIT, J. M. BLAKE, J. K. CECIL, A. RAND. 15mm J . RIPPETUE, VV.J.SAN1JY, G. W. SORDER, geienfiffc. J. L. KOCHER, djijwhgicaf'. J, T. BEAN, J. L. GRAY, Qmaic. EVA OSBORNE, Josm A mrs'mmmg, CARRIE Cumwv, Qrf. Hmumc GREESOX, R. HENDERSON, J. C. FORD, J. H. RAY, Dom ELLIOTT, EMMA HUMBERT, ALICE IIHA'PON, ICSTICLLA MORSE, FRED CUNNINGHAM, A. F. HOWE, E. w. 1m v, ADA KENT, Emma FAME, NOBLEGIUTTU ROGIiiRS, SARAH VICKERY, T. P. WOOD iON. M. Lousy: HARRISON. DALE Snmuvmx, EUGEJE SHIREMIAN, JESSIE E. SWXNN, I. TAMASUKA, H. S. THOMPSON, XV. B, XV'OMW, f. GRACE SMITH. r' B. D. STEVENSON, F. THmuAs, MAM R. TOWN, VF. C. TILDEN, H ATTI u TUTEWI LEI: , ED. TRIPPEJGR, ,1? ERX WVoon, MARY YOCNT. KARL MCKEE R. BENJAMIN, C. W. SIIOEMACMER, ISAAC NORRIS, LELLA Tomnwrlm, MILDRED RUTLEINHE. Mus. Swimsuit SMITH. w.-- .2. Eizforg of file Cfass of t96. 2 The history of 796 is the history of a series of struggles and a long succession of victories, complete and glorious. Biology teaches that the lower forms of life are followed by the higher, that ilowerless plants precede the flowering plantx and that the low organisms gradually developed into the higher, and that there has been a gradual development in structure and function until life reaches its culmination in man. Such a development has been noticed among the classes of De Pauw. The generalized structure has disappeared and a diii'erentiation has taken place, and there is now and has been for Five years a class of superior capabilities. The new epoch began in 1889 when 96' entered Prep. But 96 has not had as far to develop as her rivals to reach perfection. She was great to begin with. Our Junior and Middle preparatory years were spent in quiet study and careful preparation for the great contests that were to follow. In our Senior preparatory year we won quite a reputation, taking the preparatory oratorical contest and defeating all comers in ittlllCthS. Here our triumphant march began, and the University gazed with awe on our success. About this time, 97 became jealous of our power and determined that something must be done or we would absorb the entire University. It was then, tradition says, thatt Ariovistusll at the head of a band of outlaws attempted to burn us in effigy on East Campus at high noon. Just as the lire was about to be kindled, a ,96 man approached anc Lt Ariovistus tl and his hosts ttvanished like mist before the rising sun? A few days later we began our literary career by the publication of what 797 called a tt Boguslleour lirst Mirage. On our graduation day, encominin after encomium was passed upon us by students, professors, and trustees, and with the good-will of all we passed from the Halls of Prepdom. , Custom alone compelled us to be Freshmen. We were such only in place, not in reality. We never had that long, gre 3n, sickly, lazy look that characterized 95 and 97 when they were Freshmen, and which characterizes them still. During our Freshman year ,ve were not idle. tt The heights of Freshmen reached and kept Were not attained in broad daylight; But they, while other elassmen slept, lVeI'e toiling upward in the night. The events of our Sophmore year have been innnortalized. Victory succeeding victory urged ns onward. Among the first of our many valiant deeds was the routing of l97 and the capture of our flag on December 20, 1893. Notwithstanding our rivalls attempts to interfere, we enjoyed the only class sleigheride of the season, We endeavored to make it pleasant for certain members of the Freshman class, but we have often been informed that it was not 50. Attack after attack was made upon us, but we withstood all, successfully drove back the enemy and went merrily on as the class song and cheer, mingled with the music of sleigh-bells, rang out on the still night air. 27 The antagonism Of 97 for l96 grew stronger as the days rolled by. On W ashingtonis Birthday class spirit knew no bounds. On coming from Melmrry I-Iallf J7 attacked us from the rear, but were repulsed with frightful carnage and fearful loss. Dr. John pointed to the exit. Those that remainhd, who were able, retreated to the Columbian boulder. Darkness alone ended the struggle, and under the cover 01 night l97 attacked eightI'Sophmorcs on East Seminary street, but the Freebies were soon put to flight, and the bill of $17.50 for breakage to windows, am, still haunts them. The conflicting forces again met on the eve of the Freshman social. The Sophomores captured the Freshmen who did not wish to attend, blacked their feces, tied their hands and feet and gently laid them at the entrance of the social scene, despite the frantic cry it Help, Unde, help! 71 T11 thiS our rivals more than met their lVaterloo. They begged and implored for peace. They sought consolation from Faculty aged President. Seine offered a money consideration to be delivered from their peace-breeking charge. Others fled from constable end evaded sheriff. Many were on the point of returning to their homes, but finally we turned our tender ears to their pitiful weils, and throwing aside all rules and customs of military science and tactics, we permitted them to come into the University fold, lifted the erring ones to their feet, t' extended to them the right hand of fellowship and bade them sin 110 more? Again we met them in the oratorieal iield, end one of our numbers was selected to represent the University in the State Prohibition Oratoricul con test. As Juniors, we have not only maintained our proud and superior position in society, but we have eclipsed all adversaries in athletics. XVe furnished thereaptein and a majority of the men for the foot-ball team. l97ls banner again went down in disgrace, end they fairl y bit the dust when they m e1; our mighty eleven. Of those who achieved the victory for us in the Inter-eollegiate Debate, two were Juniors and the third was chosen because of his marked ability which was developed during his long and intimate afiilietion with us. We were no less successful in the eraterieal, for one 01 our number was given first place while two others received delegateships. At present, we have members from every state in the Union, and one has crossed the hriny deep ii to join us. W ith such capabilities, with such a glorious and prosperous past, with such a magnificent present, what limitless possibilities in the future! W hen the sun sinks in the golden horizon Of the west on our graduation day, it will have looked upon the greatest class that ever has or ever will receive the mystic sheepekin. In a few years we will be found leaders in the affairs of active life as we have been in college life. Then will be eternally crystallized the unanimous verdict of popular sentiment: There never was such a class before, As the present class of Ju-ni-orf, 28 0 CLASS OF '96. ,9 061' 5 o h . 'J Vy'aikgr. - Cfass of 96. - f. n x Gmcets. Officers. 1 . CLAUDE D. HALL, ; . . . Presldent. COLORS: Heliobropc and Lemon. GERTRUDE BROWN, . Poet. LESTER C. POOR, f . . . Vice-President. YELL: Hella! Belloo! Belah! Helix! ANNA HAYWARD, . . Prophet. MARY A. BEALS, X, . . . Secretary. Hoo Rah! Hoe Rah! 396'! JOHN M. WALKER, . Chaplain. JAMES L. GAVINU: . . . Treasurer. MAVERICK TERRELL, . . Sergeant-at-Arms. AUSTIN FUNK, . . . . Historian. ' Cfazs Q3017. Cfassicaf. OTTO BASYE, E. S. MEADE, . EDWIN KARL, F. E. REEVE, V. W. HELM, M. M. WANT, W. T. MARLATT, F. T. TAKASUGI, BERTHA MAXON, PAUL J. GILBERT, R. C. NORTON, W. H. WILLIAMS. Q. L. NEWLIN, t gpljifosoplhcaf. ELsm APPLEGATIJ, G. W. KENNEY, MARIE CHAFFEE, Amos Mx'ranLL, BLANCE BASYE, A. J. KUYKENDALL, GEORGE E. DEE, LOLA PEYTON, MARY A.x'3EALs, ELIZABETH L. MAHAN, XV. F. DINGLE, BEN ROWE, W. A. 8110K, H. L. MURRAY, AUSTIN FUNK, BELLE ROBINSON, Am. C. CAMPBELL, C. F. MILLER, IVA C. HAYWORTH, IDA STEELE, H. L. 000K, '. L. C. POOR, ANNA HAYWARD, J. M. WALKER, M. L. DAGGY, tX C. P. ROBBINS, CLAUDE DA HALL, BLANCHE WALTON, IRA GARRISON,x E. W. SHOWALTER, CHAS. KELLAR, FRANK SANDIFUR, J. L. GAVka F. I. WALKER, ADA M. KENT, EVA Worms, . FRANK HIXLL, GERTRUDE BROWN, W. L. LEWIS, E. C. WARRING, MYRTLE HAYS, P. H. BEERY, H. T. MITCHELL,' W . W. VVILLIAMI, CARRIE RIVES, NELL SCEARCE. 7 . gcienfiffc. 1 H. K. LANGDON, .I. G. PIIIPPS, M. TERRELL, L. W. LIFE, D. D. CULLER, E. C. VVELCH. 72:5eoPogfca9. J. W. Down, H. F. HITCH, J. S. SMITH, W. E. EDGIN, M. J. NxcosoN, W. W. PACK, W. G. LEAZENBY. Qlusic. HELEN BIRCH, JOSIE ARMSTRONG, FLORENCE ELLIOTT, MARY L. HOOVER. grf. MAY THOMPSON. 30 CLASS OF '90. KEINNEPVKHH 1 I. Hark ye, lads, also ye, lessee, T0 the story of the claHses iNinety-six and 'Ninety-Heven T11 the school of D. P. U.; I'll relate but one short story From the long, long list of glory, Which to 'Ninetyeeix belonging, May of interest be to you. II. When Thanksgiving game waH passing, 'Ninety-six her strength then massing, Gave a challenge to the Classes; Any one of all the three; That they try one game 01' foot-hall With the laddiesliobbins, Gland Hull, Terrel, Mitchell, Want, Reeve, Warring, Gavin, Johnson, Jack, and Dee. i96 efoof anefhjw. IU. iNinety-five, Ki HS no use trying.H iNinety-eight, themselves denying, Left the task to yIYinety-eeven T0 line up against our boys. For they had it in their collar, That while Seniors raised their holler For the two years younger classmeu, They for us would make a noise. IV. For, said they, ti When they begin it, 'Ninetyescven wont be in it. Never words were spoke more truly Than were these of ,Ninety-eight. First they tried their hands at scheming. Begging off by clever seeming, Saying weid enough of foot-ball, That the season was too late. 32 Y. But we held them by the collar Till at last they raised their holler That theyid try us in the tussle If thes but to save their rep's. Then they went their men to sizing, Without conscience deputizing Any player in the classes From themselves to Junior Preys. VI. Lined up once, their men did settle Down to work, to try our mettle; Meeting us the gridiron field on Three ojclock December eight. Ouris the kiCk-ofi', they the ball got; But from them just like a despot We it took, and toward the goal went, Ere they got it through their pate. VII. Through the holes the boys went rushing, AH the Seniors, yells quick bushing. Till within three feet of acoring, ,Ninety-seven stole the bail; Punted it away to center; Encouraged by the strength it lent her. Once again revived her spirits; Fought like demons one end all. VIII. Then the Seniors, sorehead asses, Poorest truck of all the classes, , Yelled and screamed and raved like madmen Formed in line and took a Walk. Church and Cooper, Schnepp and Gary Caused quite long the game to tarry, Leading round their dupes 0f classmen, Doing much our plays to balk. IX. But our boys kept their heads level; Theiris spit fire like some gaunt devil, Slugging right and left went Evans, Davis and La Hines were hot; Till at last by schemes and dodging They succeeded once in lodging That old pig-skin in position In a most unwelcome spot. X. But the next play Scotten fumbled; On the ball our boys quick tumbled, Sent it flying toward the eastward; Gaining fast on them were we. Knowing they the game were loosing, They foul means were quick in choosing, Rammed their knees in Terrehs stomach, Jumped upon the leg of Dee. XIII. While the Junior boys were smiling, Slowly off the field were filing Sens and Sophe in sad procession. Watching them the townsman said, ti Whois the corpse? pray tell me truly; Game the answer back most coolly, HWefre defeated foot-ball players, UVL'qlety-six is still ahead. XI. But in spite Of all their meanuees, Science triumphed over greennees. tVith a steady onward progress We were pushing toward the goal. In a, fumble they received it. Quickly from them we retrieved it; Then they shouted t0 the Umpire That from them the ball wetd stole. XII. Now, Dunn knew what he was doing; Saw the scheme which then was brewing; Told the boys to go on playing; Gave no notice to their kick. Then their spokesman, Captain Scoiten, Sworc Dunnis ruling was most rotten. But Dunn silencing his braying ?: Called the game tt zero to 311.12. 96 foot $an 63mm. Manager, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A . . . C. D. HALL. qnfagets. Center, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TERRELL. Right Guard, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . MITCHELL. Left Guard, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .v . WANT. Right Tackle, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . VVARRING. Left Tackle, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . REEVE maptuiln. Right End, . . . . . . . . , . . . . . . . . JOHNSON, S. C. Left End, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . GAVIN. Quarter, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ROBBINS. Right Half, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . KUYKENDALL. Left Half, . . . . . . . . . A . . . . . . . . DEE. Full, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . HALL. Substitutes, . . . . . GARMSON, LEWIS, J . XVALKER. 34 ' '96 FOOT BALL TEAM. xw When V enus, with her silvery light, Looked down o7e1' all the landscape white, And all the stars above so bright W7ei'e beaming glad and gay; While W interis bracing winds did blow, TVafting in sheeted shrouds the snow, Tn hands the Sophtinoree blithe did go T0 ride in glee away. The boys, with weapons fit supplied, The horses brisk, Sleds long and wide7 They hastened in defiant pride To find their eommd es fair. The Thetas, Kappas, at our call Soon join us; Alpha Phis and all Our classmates fairedear t0 reculI-- Despite the frosty air. And thus we gave our spirits vent, As up and down the streets we went. Then hemeward soon our way we bent ; Farewells were spoken Wound. Thus pleasures pure, without alloy, Recalled, may he a source ofjoy ; Though euros and troubles may annoy, Remembrances abound QZBe WWW e?eigB 03m. The bells ring out our joyous glee, The horses, hoofs heat merrily. While tt ,96 W rings loud and free, Blended with cry and cheer. The Freshman hears the ringing cheers Borne like a death knell to his ears; The sound for him great envy bears, Mingled with jealous fear. To see the sport he ventures out ; With class-mates gathered round about, He thinks to Fight. S0011 fear and doubt A11 bravery confound. It is not fear, but proud disdain, That drives him to his room again. The Sophhnores hunt for him in vain- No Freshmen 02111 he found. As past the Campus swift we tore, A crowd was gathered, bent on war. Sudden, tt Retreat! The Soplfmore! They come Vt rang the command. And, as we leaped down from the seat, tVe saw the soles of hurrying feet In dire confusion wild retreate W here was the noble band ? We rested from the chase at last; The evening were away too fast ; With song and cheer the moments passed, TVith yell and wild T hurrah V, The great bells chimed outjoyously ; The cluttering hoofe beat wild and free ; Our voices rang exultingly, Hurrah for Old De Pauw W That give us pleashre, though they be Renewed but in our memory. Let us so live as to be free Such pleasures to recall. If then the Present no delight, Nor 0,011 the Future give the light, The Past has lessons, memh'ies bright, That may our souls enthmH. t t tprospice. t t T was springtime. The young manls fancy lightly turned in the direction indicated by a dictatorial poet: tt To him who in the love of nature held communion with the coming; summer girl she spoke a various language. The hours of the semester were numbered. The lusty voice of the professorztwoke the soul of the Hleepy listener to the tart that it was high time for him to honor and obey the most poetic custom of falling asleep and dreaming out to his own satisfaction that discussion as to whether man was created by hat or had come down to us as the noble descendant of his, grandfather, Protouoecus. Failing to remember that custom makes clotards of us all, he placed himself in the willing arms of Morpheus and soon found himselt'seuted beneath the spreading chestnut tree smiling and gazing for want of something more substantial to do. In the midst of the reverie there appeared hefore the dreamy eyes of the youth at wondrous apparition, Wt star amongst earthly lights; adaughter 0f the gods, divinely tall and most divinely filil'.,, Like ruddy Phehus, ehe east on him her sweetest smile, and before he had recovered sufiicient courage to acknowledge her presence, she quietly said: Hi am the college spirit; ask of' me wlmtelei' you will and I Shall gladly grant thy favorfl Instantly relieved by the slight effort required from him, he lazily replied: HGive me a hook in which I' may read the future of this college Class of mine? Taking from the folds of her yellow gown a small lemon and heliotrope volume, 5110 gave it to him and was gone With nervous fingers he opens it and reads: mllo Bee character and see it well. is a blessing not hestowed on all men. Of many called, few are chosen, but to him who receives my prophesy shall I name from among the illustrious few. 'llere shalt then see character and have it well proclaimed by its apparel. Read I My blessing season in thee what thou flndeet hereW Turning the pages he reads: HThere is a college not far away where they grow 11101175 brains and teach everything, from the location of the college eum- pus on the worldls globe to the use of the Seminmium as the most proper place for carrying 011 flirtatious. In this college is to be found a wonderful class, which, by the grace of Providence and the kind permission of Prof. Stephenson shall graduate in 1896. All its members constitute a chosen few, easily able to bend to earth such weaklings as the class of i9? shall produce. i' ttAutongst their number is the orator Daggy. Unto him I prophesy great things. He shall plead the good and bad with wrangling lawyers, and the people shall appeal to him as a judge. tt The man whose name is Hall has great political aspirations. In years to come he shall be sent to China as an ambassador, and shall there tneall and worship by that throne, where quantity, not quality, is the chief attraction.H HLikewise two great Evangelism shall come from that few, Norton twho feels that the oftener he makes and breaks a case the more expansive his heart becomest shall be the great contemporary of Helm twho even with Daniel tsl at his side could lievei' brave the lions of the Theta drawing-romm. For their choirster they Shall take the tenor, Gilbert, and he shall sing for the good of the cause at $150 a night. By means of their pretty faces these three shall reclaim all that the Salvation army fails to ensnare. HBut greater than all these shall be a missionary, well known as L. Peyton. All the savages of the western wilds, eSpeeially those of Kansas City, shall fall and worship this lovely disciple of Joseph and John. Miss Robinson tso well informed on the most fastidious form of dress, and so fond of singing Wren Cmft Lose Me, Charlieti, shall leave the village home to become a belle of the XVindy City. ttMiss Ada Cempbell, with her sweet voice, shall betake herself into the world to become the greatest lecturer on tDress Reform' the world has everknown. ttMiss Applegate tbest known for keeping diamond rings in payment for gas and fuelJ shall become the beautiful and popular wife of; Here so many names appear, stamped one above the other, that the reader cannot decipher, so he continues: :37 xv HMiss Nell Ward Scearce tthe Widely-recognized Seminarium fiendt shall change her tactics from history to botany and shall be known asagreatauthority 011 he hH paties. ' tKWalter Marlatt tthe man of much tallq shall come to find that his Donatellian ears will bring him more money in a dime museum than his brains can in the newspaper world. HMiss Ada Kent, well skilled in piano playing and Hirtiug, shall spend her days debating whether it is best to belong to church or to mingle in the giddy throng that most delights in dancing and other beautiful festivities. ttMiss Walton shall join the Coxyites, while Miss Brown shall spend her time pointing out the beautiful simplicity of the Sweet XVil'liam, 'tMessrs. Walkers and Kenney shall edit the largest and best newspaper ever published. UMists Hayward shall pass her days writing on the subject of tPrudery as an Artf HOua-greut historign, WVatercress' Meade tsupposed to be unrivaled chaperone for girls, especially those of tender yearso shall succeed Ruth Ashmore, the editor of tSide Talks with Girlfs,1 in the Ladies' Home Journal, and at the same time shall publish an original work, tAthletics: Its Relation to Etiquette? h At this juncture, sad to relate, someone knocked the half-finished book from the read erts hand just as he noticed something about HGavin, the Defender of Truth,H and HRowe, the Future Jay Gould, and he was awakened by the awful announcement, Wake up, Miller, wetre goingto have an ex. The pro- fessor, 011 marking Millerts paper, wondered why it was that so much referred to the future. QIIemeerz Steaming gatioof. AMOS MITUHELL, C. P. ROBBINS, FRANK SANDIFUL, E. C. WELCH. 38 1ln fllbemoriam. frames Ellen JBeals, Glass of 96, Eieb Sanuarg 10, 1894. Gbe type of a noble Gbristian character that mane her a center of humane among classmates anb frienba. 39 2 4 41 KIND BOARD: Your offer to insert a short Account of our career in college and Our final exit hence into the world Is much appreciated; we realize, Only too well, that its our only chance Our once fair name and honor to retrieve. To you we extend congratulations for Your pluck and WiSdOD'l in producing to The world the HVi71ety -si:z: Afimge; yet is It said in sorrow half, but gladness, tomt :, Sorry for a vanished opportunity t Once fair and glorious, had we had then Such pluck and brains as you ; glad, if we Might hope from you a requiem to Our memory, a recognition in Your work thatts destined to immortal fame. The muse that harps the deeds of history Now inspires the race of many another land; Insphes with bold, adventurous song; inspiles 10 all thath possible. Not so of us; 0111 stmy s sand and quickly told. No muse Need now inspifc t0 lofty iiight; lay down The harp, fair Clio, gentle Muse Of History; its broken strings shall wake No more to sound the praise of menk Heroic deeds; no more to tell of Victory won, Nor den of honored loss ; no more to fill The earth with joy at some discovery New-found in Science realm; no more of tales Long-told of courage, stalwart manhood and Of later Chivalry; no more, until That younger day when some succeeding race M'ay hope to establish Worth and Glory 011 The throne; some race thavtts conscious of its power. A race defunct can have no history Compact. 111 Father Plutds realm we were Disorganized; of subtle sympathy W as there no bond, and racial honor was quite Extinct. No record now, no cherished names; Naught now to mark her past, save phantoms few And wizard forms that nightly stalk about Those gloomy portals, and on the campus green. Thence issuing forth from Hadest doleful realm, A migratory h course ,, we took, to find The land of Limbo on the outer edge Of tt Ordens ,t reign, where everything is green And growing; here with us met, in mutual Congratulation, the race of jNinety-four; Then all, with howers and colors interchanged, Sat down to banquet at the feast. Our sleigh- Ride on the crystal, moonlit snow is not Recorded in the minutes; although we had One, if my memory now serves me right. During our lengthened stay in provinces Of Sophomore and J nnior jurisdiction Therehs naught of any moment to relate. But last of all and greatest deed, we raised A nice, round, sleek and shiny pole. Long Since We died, and having passed through purgatory T0 realms of light, we take our quiet abode Up in the tt seven and seventieth h rank in Heaven. Officers. Flmn. AA CHURCH, LILLIAN BROWNFIELD, . DAISY Sums, JDIIN ABERCROMBIE, G. A. ABBOTT, GRACE W. BIRCH, LILLIAN BROWNFIELD, O. L. FULWIDER, U BA S. HATTERY, H. S. BEALS, MYRTLE M. BRUNER, PAUL BURLINGAME, F. H. CHURCH, LILLIE D. CLINE, HADDE C. DAGGY, MARY D. ELLIOTT, A. L. GARY, J. A. CHAFFEE, FLORA N. BRIDGES, A. L. ALLAIS, A. N. CAVE, W. U. APPLEBY, JESSIE Y. Fox, L. U. 0. L. LYON, LILLIAN P. BAssm'r'r, K. V. KIBBIE, A. G. Dmsun, HELEN 0,DELL, C?ass of 95. COLORS: V YELL: President. Vico-President. Secretary Treasurer. Purple and Lavender. Officers. Rah! Rah! Rah! lie! Rah! Rive! Ammc SMITH, . . De Pauw J De Pauw .I E. S. SIIUMAKEK, UVinaty-jivej H. S. MCCUTCIIEON, Cst 0301?. H. S. MCCUTCHEON, J. W. BOWERS, SHERMAN POWELL, D. L. Snuu, J. 0. STUTSMAN, JULIA WILLIAMS, J. M. HOUSE, S. C. JOHNSON, ' T. E. MORSE, R. J. ROBERTS, ANNA B. SANKEY, DAISY F. Sums, LILLIAN SMITH, FRANC M. WILDE, XV. E. LIFE, Eiferafuu ants Qrf. STELLA B . PERKINS , E. N. ELLSWORTH, C. W. HERSON, C. W. Pos'HLL, AmcLIxE XV. ROWLEY, C?aasicof. ELINOR K. TOWN, J. S. ABERCROMBIE, F. H. BLY, JAMES H. COOPER, JN. GREENE, . T. UPSON. miiifosopliicaf. EDITH BECK, A. BUChANAN, GRACE 0. CARTER, H. A. CHURCH, C. A. COOPER, G. N. DUNN, W. E. IRWIN, E. N. Gosuomv, E. E. SCHNEPP, MA RY VVRlG HT. gamma. S. R. JOHNSON, W. J. MAHIN, NELL CLEARWATERS, tEeOVOgicaf. S. G. BENHAM, E. F. ALBERTSON, qusic. R. W! FISH, J. XV. RICHARDS, G W. Goons, GRACE WILSON, am. Mus. SHERMAN POWELL. qaosfz$rabuafem B ENTLE Y, KATHARINE CONFIN, OLIVE Poucnmc, W. '1. T. HOOVER, T. E. STEPHENS, MINME Tawny. 43 ESTELLA B. LAPPIN, Historian. Chaplain. Sergeant-at-Armu. E. H. IGLEIXART, J. G. MCNUTT, LELIA D. MIDDLETON, E. S. SHUMAKER, A. R SMITH, , MAYME A. JENNINGS, T V. JONES, O. C. PRATT, R. H. RITTER, ADDIE SMITH, F. E. STROUSE, MAMA N. WOOD, INA ROSGER. HATTIE M. WARD. C. A. WARD, F. S. DITTO. BERTHA HANKER. LILLIAN HOWARD, H11 answer to many inquiries put hy certain inembem of the Senior Class to much trouble ahd expense in prieparngg thls brief genealogy, as well as Efl'uclll'lllg an excellent Iik these few hints W111 lead to further mvestlgation and thus reveal to the work ious expectationj I. Jericho was a jackaSSe So the records have it down; Named in commemoration Of a good old Bible town. II. The lineal progenitor Of donkeys at De Pauw ; The ancestor of tNinety-five, In fact, that classis h paW III. He was not built for labor, He was not built for show, He was made of imperfection That came by chance, you know. 'DJBence Came m? IV. Whatever plan his architect Had cherished in his dream, iTis certain that he lost his head In working up his theme. V. For never had a living thing, In structure and technique, Been turned out for inspection T hat proved so great a freak. VI. His neck revealed no law of art, His ribs no hidden beauty, His tail was straight and motionless- A watchmants Club on duty. 44 as to the origin of this a the wonderful truths f0 ggregation of talents, brains, and energy, we have gone enese 0f the old patriarch Jericho himself. We trust r whlch, during many years, it has been walting 1n anx- VII. On every side, men all agreed In form and in apparel ; He looked much like a sausage stuffer Run through a cracker barrel. VIII. Now this disproves a miracle Or providential act, And brings the Senioris blue-blood To a basis of cold fact. IX. So, with this genealogy W611 leave our noble class And let them gaze upon their h pa - This handsome little ass. 1 i McCutcheon. Abercrombie. Beck. Bly. Bridges. Brownfield. Buchanan. Burlingame. Church, Jr. Church, Sr. Cooper, J. H. glearwaters. aggy. Dunn. Elliott. T Fulwider. ' Green. Iglehart. J ennings. Kibbie. McNutt. Ritter. Rpsger. Slmms. Addie Smith. AIbert Smith Strouse. Up so 11. Norman Jones. Helm. Lillian Smith. S. C. Johnson. The above list is assured to be correct. as it was 90m me true method of obtaining dam nnd is credited thh Nu Lionulity. Doubtful. Gentile. Phi Psi. Ingersollian. Scotch. Irish. Hungarian. Egyptian. None. Mulatto. Atheist. Indian. Amorite. Dago. Greek. Saxon. Jute. Cannibal. Had to write home to find out. Democrat. Unknown. Society freak. Hebrew. Danite. Disputed. Various. Brodinagian. Scandinavian. Hoosier. Angel. Breton. Kabyle. Disposition. Re publican. Silent. Loving. Cracked. Sweet. Look out. Passionate. Vacillating. Fiery. Angelic. Devilish. Affentimmte. Cheerful. M orose. Sanctimonious. Harmless. Shy. Meditative. Confiding. Mysteriqus. Energetlc. Conemted. Cal m . Frivolous. Pickle. Childish. Compound. Pesmmistic. Stolid. Y. M. C. A. Smooth. Politic. good success in this line 01' work. ,95 Cfazs Tfatisficz. Preparing to Be. Orato r. Rich man. Model wife. Senator. A deaco 11 mess. Angel. Politician. Senator. Prize-Flghter. Missionary. Journalist. Teacher, Coquettish. Lawyer. Dress-maker. Journalist. Bishop. R. R. president. Vocal teacher, Drummer. T211101 . Drug clerk. Vocalist. Nun. Actress. Soldier. Profesnof. Chemist. Teacher. Bishop. A wife. Doctor. piled by one of the most careful Statisticians in College, Will Probably Be. Ward heeler. Hack driver. NGrass wider. Brakeman. School teacher. Left. Bartender. Lobbyist. Jail-bird. Spiritualist. Policeman. Mrs. Case. Old maid. Dancing-master. Milk-maid. Country 3 c h 0 nl teacher. Jesuit. Conductor. Married. Gamboler. Dude. Farmer. Stenographer. Temperance R e - former. Fortune-teller. Dog-tmineln School teacher. Soa T peddler. Un ertaker. Catholic priest. One. A hypnotist. 46 Hobby. Oratorical tests. Sleep. 12:30 A. M. Graduating. Smiling. Parties with Mr. Kibbie. Myself. Love. Scheming. Greek. COH- T96 MIRAGE. Lives 1n Attica. Talking cutev Trying to think. T1-1gonometry. Prohibition. 'TMy Dan vill e Grirl.u Pickles. The Scroll. Hash. SmilinU. Polkfhest Corn. Yucatan gumT Theater. Flirting. Fre HCIL Mathematics. Follies of love. Old maids. My 131'st love. Beta boys. Sending the girls Howers. Matrimonial Prospects. In embryo. Bad. Brilliant. Sealed. Eddy-ing. Not evident. Very pressing. Well now. Bright. Prospecting. At the Dorm. XVe know. Probable. Ask Em. Flattering. UNever eat any.H Evident. XVoulan tell us. A blind man can see. The idea. Bad. Polky. At sea. Jlmmmy ! Indifferent. Bran new. In the future. Here goes. Buried. Good. VictoKyT sure to come. Unfavorable. Favorite Book. Kill Him -Geo. Munroe. Reveries of a Bachelor, Life Out West. DomeSticEconomy. Dreams. Won by Waiting. WHI for Love.,, She. Hell up to Date. E arl h a 111 Year Book. The Standard. Cookery. Almanac. V01. 1, Starr Press. Ups and Downs of Life. How to Think. Looking B a L' k - ward. Picture book. HRobertsT Rules of Order. First Reader. Tlngersoll. How to Look In- tellectualf, 'HIesse James. HHow to be a Good wifeTT- By Coffin. Fireside Compan- : 1 ion. r r ap ers and Hangers. Police Gazette. Eliottls Novels. Grays Elegy. Book of Daniel. Life of Daniel Boone. CoHiuTs Manual of Etiquette. who bus taken several courses of sociology under Col. Weaver. studied carefully Hence we vouch for the authenticity of the above compilatlon.-ED. music School. L , ,Av ,Wl'z'li'$$ - ti? 4' . y. Bi $3 '3': yn$x 1:93, w' 3' '4, 9 Mic elated of Music. 7 ' ' EN years ago last September the School of Music of De Pauw University was formally opened, -- with Professor J ames Hamilton Howe as its Dean. For some time previous to that, there had been several teachers enrolled in the University Faculty who gave instruction in the musical branches, but the widening Circle of the U niversity called for more extensive M arrangements. It was then decided t0 organize 2L special School of Music. Then plans were sufficiently matured and carried out to admit of the tbrrnal opening at the beginning of the school year of 1884-85. The first Faculty of the newly organized School was made up of the University President, the Dean, Mrs. John, Mrs. Earp, Miss Langdon, Miss Druley, Mrs. Hays, and, on special subjects, certain of the Professors of the College of Liberal Arts. During this first year the school lived around in fragmentstwherevei' one part of it could lind a local habitation. Notwithstanding this difficulty and others scarcely less formidable, the new School prospered and grew. The second year the building which it now occupies was ready for its use and extensive plans were made for the growth of the School and its various lines of work. Its increase in numbers has been quite in keeping with the increase in the other schools of this flourishing institution, until to;dzty its Faculty takes rank among the very best, while the courses of study are as high and as thorhugh as will be found in the oldest and largest of our American schools of music. The material equipment is good and furnishes all that is necessary for the best of work in all departments. Its building has more than iifty rooms for teaching and for practice, an assembly room, large enough for the ordinary school occasions, over forty pianos, 2L pedal organ and quite a number of orchestra instruments. The courses of study embrace pipe organ, pianoforte, voice, Violin and various orchestra and band instruments, musical history and theory from its most elementary phases to those most advanced ; also German, French, Italian, English, Mathematics, History, and theory of sound. It has two complete courses of studyrthe one leading up to graduation with the degree of Bachelor of Music, the other with a. certificate of the work completed without 2L degree. Over thirteen hundred students have already pursued courses of work here for longer or shorter periods of time. t At the end of the last school year Dean Howe resigned his place here to continue his work in gt distant part of the country and Mrs. Belle A. Mansfield, who had for some years past been the University Professor of JEsthetics, was chosen to succeed him. The Faculty has remained about the samevunder the new management, and the year is one of genuine success, both in point of attendance and of work. The School has fine prospects before it and seems every year to be entering upon more enlarged fields of usefulness. 49 h QCBoof of Music. $acuffg. JOHN P. D. JOHN A. M., D. D., President BELLE AURELIA MANSFIELD, Dean, flowa Wesleyan University, London and Parisj Professor of History and Theory of Music. WALTER HOWE JONES, Whicago and Berlin, Germanyj ADELINE ROWLEY, EDe Pauw School of Musi0.J Instructor in Sight Singing. MARY JANET WILSON, Professor of Pianofbrte, Pipe Organ, Composition and Advanced EOxford, Ohio, and De Pauw School of MusicJ 111e01'y. Instructor in Harmony. JULIA ALICE DRULEY, mincinnati and Chicago-J FRANK c. NEWHOUSE, Professor of Pianoforte and Examiner for College Classification. EDe Pauw School of Music, Cincinnati and New Yorkj CAROLINE DUTTON ROWLEY, EBoston and Chicagoj Professor of Pianoforte, Harmony and Theory. Instructor in Pianoforte and Organ Tuning. ADOLPH SCHELLSCHMIDT, ALISON M ARION FERNIE Instructor 0n Violin, V ioloncello and Orchestral Tnstruments. EPhiladelphia, New York, London, Glittingen, Bonn, Weimar, , Geneva and PariSJ IRENE HAYES, Professor of Voice Culture, Opera and Oratorio Singing. Instructor 0n Mandolin, Guitar and Banjo. LADIES' HALL. MUSIC HALL. Q35e 5c8003 of $rf. '2 N the liberal plan projected for the enlargement and growth of De Pnuw University, a School of Art became one of the important special features of the institution. Miss Lida Duis was invited to organize a class of such students in the University as might wish to avail themselves of the opportunities for art study. The interest developed so rapidly that it was deemed expedient to open the school more formally and extensively for the next year. Accordingly larger plans were made, and Professor Henry A. Mills was given the place of Dean of the school, Miss Duis continuing as a member of the Faculty. Within a few years the increased demands made it necessary to move the school into the building now known as Simpson Art H2111. Soon after this, Mr. and Mrs. De Pauw made it generous gift of marbles and casts, which added much to the art spirit and t0 the facilities for study. From the first, the work done there has been of an exceptionally high order, and the methods have been those prevailing in the best schools of America and Europe. The lines of study chiefly pursued are drawing, charcoal, oil painting, water colors, Tndia ink, wood carving and china decorating. There are two sets of courseSeone leading up to a certificate of the completed course, and the other to graduation with the degree of Bachelor of Painting; this latter course requires, in addition to an extensive and thorough art course, the completion of the larger part of a college curriculum. At the close of the year 1892-3, Dean Mills reSigned his position7 and Mrs. Belle A. Mansfield was elected to the place. The school is well euqipped both, in its Faculty and in material advantages; the students are full of enthusiasm and are meeting with line success. They have an Art Club which meets every week for historic study along their own lines. An Art Extension Class was opened in Brazil early in this school year which has about twenty members, and which is full of interest and with excellent promise as to its future success. 54 gelioof of QM. ant'fg. JOHN P. D. JOHN, A. M.,D. 11, . . . . President. BELLE A. MANSFIELD, A. M., IL. 13., Dean, Lecturer on Theory of Fine Arts. MELISSA B. GEORGE, Instructor in Drawing, Oil Painting and Perspective. AGNES E. FOSTER, B. P., Instructor in Drawing, Water Color Painting, Composition and Wood Carving. ELIZABETH H. GOULDING, Instructor in China Painting. BESSIE SMITH, Art Extension Teacher. 1W 4,954 M h MC W X QCBe ectoof of Q15eotogg. - HEN Mr. W. C. De Pauw, in response to the earnest solicitations of the T i'ustees, Faculty. ministers and other friends 7' 0f the 01d Ashury University, decided to make this institution the chief object of his liberal benevolence, he regarded the founding of a school of theology as one of the most important features of the reorganization and enlargement of the University. This school was made to 'ank next to the Asbury College of Liberal Arts, and he was determined that it should receive every available facility for the best possible efiieiency. Doctor S. L. Bowman, an alumnus of Dickinson College and Concord, now Boston Theological School, a very popular and eHieientlininister in the New Jersey Conference and a cousin of Chancellor Bowman, was selected as the first Dean, and there was laid upon k him the heavy responsibility of the organization and the development of the school. Doctor Bowman served the i school and University in this important capacity for six years, when the failing health of his wife made it necessary for him to resign the position and return to the East. The first professor elected to the school after its organization i in 1884 was the Rev. W. W. Martin, Ph. D., an alumnus of Dickinson College, and of both Drew and Union Theological seminaries. 1 Professor Martin had studied and traveled extensively in Europe and had been an instructor in the theological seminary of Beyruit, Syria. He was professor of exegetieel theology of the Old Testament. He was a man of rare scholarship in the Semitic languages and was transferred from this institution to a similar Chair in Vanderbilt University. Dr. H. A Gobin was elected Dean of the school in 1890, retiring from the presidency of Baldwin University1 Kansas, to accept the position. He also occupies the chair of Practical Theology. He is a man of wide learning, of great oratorical ability, and of most noble Christian character. Under his care the school has been very prosperous. Other professor- ships have been occupied by Doctors Alexander Martin, John Poucher, George L. Curtiss, M. M. Parkhurst, Harry L. Beale, Trumbull G. Duvall, and Andrew Stepheneen. The material equipment of the school, aside from its proportionate Share in the general fueilities 0f the University, consists of an extensive and weH-seieeted Theologi Hal Library, and the building known as NFlorence Hallf, devoted exclusively as a. boarding hall for students preparing for the ministry. The attendance upon the school has been very encouraging as compared with the older theological seminaries. The graduates of the school have received a speedy recognition in all the Various conferences, both in the United States and in foreign missionary fields, into which they have been admitted. They have given full proof of the advantages of instruction and training in this school by the success which 57 they have achieved as preachers and pastors. All the interests of the church committed to their care have been promoted by their judicious management. The reputation of the school throughout the entire church has been increasing from year to year. The Board of Conference V isitors for 1894, of which Rev. V . T. Brown, Cincinnati Conference, was president and Rev. W. L. Laufman, Michigan Conference, was secretary, in a lengthy report gave this among other statements : tt The visitors were much pleased with the thorough- ness of the work being done. The ideal of the school is not numbers, but quality, and many students are turned into the Preparatory and Collegiate Departments, who, under a less vigorous Classification, would he enrolled in the school. All examinations are written and the teachers make a specialty of personal contact and interest in the students. We note that more care is taken in the study of the sociological questions of the present age than in the theology of the middle ages ; and that the English Bible is exalted to what we believe to be its rightful place, and made the basis of the study of the questions of the day. No preacher trained here will go out into the world ignorant of its problems or of the fact that their solution is in his hands? ??Be QZBeofoguest CQictorg. But now we are delivered from the lale-ROM. 7-6. I. Come now, ye muses, one and all; Come trooping quickly at my call. Help me to put in simple rhyme An event of the olden time- The contest long which we all saw tTwixt Theylnguee and the School of Law. II. Twas in the years 'Ninety-three and four; The denizens, 9. score or more, Who made their home at Florence Hall, Challenged the Lawyers to play foot-ball. The Lawyers, not to be outdone, Agreed that this was glorious fun. Ill. So on the grid-iron field they met, Though on that day ytwes somewhat wet. The Theologues, a good, strong tleven, Began the game beeeechiug Heaven; The Lawyers, mocking the Theologuee, Began the game by calling hogs. IV. The ball first went to the School of Law, Who took it with a loud huzza, And boasted, with their extra pounds, OfTheologues to clear the grounds. Their V rush made with form so bold, They shouted, ttNow away to the goal.U 58' V. But ltis not flesh that always counts, So learned their captain, Mr. Mounts. For when they struck against the Preachers, They found, alas, some stubborn creatures. Instead of scoring with a bound, The Lawyers in their tracks went down. YL Three times they tried and no gain made; The Lawyers in their first tracks stayed. The pigskin, by the umpirels call, Went to the inmates of Florence Hall. The Preachers were resolved on heating, And went to work like protracted meeting. VII. One, two, f01113six, donlt mind the rain; OlHaver leads a tive-yarde gain. Three, five, nine, twelve, old Jerryts call, And five yards more before they fall. Six, thirteenethirty-Beven alle This time ttis Hankine takes the ball. VIII. You needn't mind to make a hole, For round the end and toward the goal Old Haukinrf feet are hurrying fast; See 1 every Lawyer now hets passed. Around the goal and on the ground He lays it for the first touch-down. IX. The Lawyers now, in utter rout, Listened to the rising shout Of praise from all for Theologues, And so they ceased their calling hogs. In breathless silence Jerry kicks; The umpire shouts, Zero to six. X. Thus experience, best of teachers, Showed the grit of De Pauwte preachers, Those then gazing plainly saw, How nthe gospel does away with the law.H The Lawyersj friends said, yTits too bad? Jack and Sager went almost mad. XI. Lined up again, a change, why, zounds! The Lawyers take the ball on downs; Then back and forward through the mud, Blacketonels disciples show bad blood, And on the head and on the nose Of some poor Thetlogue fall their blows. XII. Jack, excited, cursed and raved; Each Lawyer there much worse behaved; But; yet they were left in the lurch Had not the pigskin gone to Church. For it, you see, like silly creatures, Thought that the Church must be the preachers XIIX. The Lawyer tackled, hollowed down, Church grabbed the ball from offthe ground ;a My ! how he ran; he has no soul,- And touched the ball behind the goal. Once more we watch, the Lawyer kicks, The umpire shouts, it lTie six to six. XXV. Standing thus the game so gory, Covering the Preachers with mud and glory; By the umpire'e word was stopped abrupt, Leaving the Lawyers all used up. In college annals until this day One hears related this terrible fray. XV. The coming spring, when playing ball, The Preachers got the water-haul. The Lawyers thought they,d hone it brown, And blowed their viettry over town. They knew not then how soon would fall, A fate that would their souls appall. XVI. XVII. Hurrah ! Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurrah! l At last the ttGospel does away with the Law ; We are Thetlogues of Old De Pauw, A greater school none ever saw. We hear no more their Rah ! Rah l Rah ! ' l For buried is the ttstrength 0f the Law. The base-ball victory was but a guise That pulled the wool oier the Lawyers' eyes; For when at last the Trustees met, They were upon the Lawyers set. The Preachers, then, with 110 adieu, Kicked them out of D. P. U. 59 chooP of QZBeoBogy. BISHOP THOMAS BOWMAN, D. 13., LL. D., . . . Chancellor. JOHN D. P. JOHN, A. M., D. D., . . . . . President. ANDREW STEPHENSON, A. M., Ph. D., HILLARY A. GOBIN, A. M., D. D., Professor of Church History. Dean and Professor of Practical Theology. FRANK S. DITTO, B. A., JOHN POUCHER, A. M., D. D. Instructor of Historical Theology. Professor of Exegeticztl Theology. ARTHUR R. PRIEST, B. A., TRUMBULL G. DUVALL, A. M., Ph. D., Instructor in Pulpit Oratory Professor of Systematic Theology. genior Cfass of f6e c5oof of E6eofogy. F. S. DITTO. President, Secretary, R. W. FISH. Treasurer, S. Gr. BENHAM. Historian, C. W . COONS. QItemBex-s. A. L. ALLAIS, A. N. CAVE, C. NV. HERSON. C. W. PQSTILL, XV. C, APPLEBY, G. XV. COONS, R. W. FISH, J, WY. RICHARDS, E. F. ALBER'PRON, F. S. DITTO, ESTELLA A. LAPPIN, C. A. WARD. S. G. BENHAM, A. G. DIETSOH, E. M. ELLSWORTH, 60' tpmfwsor 315mm? Eincofn Qgeafs. HE career of this gifted teacher was brief, but brilliant In his few months of service in the Faculty of this institution he deeply impressed his rare personality upon every student and acquaintance. There yet remains in the institution some students who enjoyed the benefit of his inspiration as an instructor, and his delightful infiuence as a friend. Professor Beale was born in Cass County, Illinois, on the 6th day of February, 1854. He entered the Freshman class of De Panw in the fall of 1882, and was graduated from the College of Liberal Arts in June, 1886. During his Senior year he was pastor of the Methodist Episcopal Church in Monrovia, Indiana. His congregations rapidly increased and the people greatly appreciated his ministrations in the pulpit and his helpful friendship as 51. pastor. In the fall of 1886 he joined the Indiana Conference, and was reappointed t0 the church in Monrovia, where he remained one year, when he was transferred to the University as an Instructor in English in the Pre- paratory School. November 16th, 1887, at Griggsville, Illinois, he was mar- ried to Miss Clara Leeton, who proved to him a most congenial and helpful wife, Doctor James Leaton, father of the bride, performing the ceremony. In the winter of 1889-90 he was elected to the instructorship in Systematic Theology, and in the following year was made full professor in this depart- ment. He performed the duties of this exacting position with the utmost fidelity to the best interests of his students On account of his excessive labors his health became seriously impaired, and in the summer of 1892 he was granted a leave of absence in order that he might seek the benefits of a chailge of climate. He went with his family to Albuquerque, New Mexico, and for a while had reason to hope for a permanent improvement. This was 2L period which greatly tried his faith and courage, but he was equal to the emergency. llis bright and sunny tmnpermnent rose triumphant over 62 every form 0f discouragement. Later on it was found better that he should seek another change of climate, and he moved to Wichita, Kansas, pur- chased a neat cottage and greatly enjoyed his new home. On the 18th of October he was unusually bright with the prospect of returning health and renewed usefulness, but during the night a sudden and severe relapse occurred in the form of a copious hemorrhage from the lungs. From the effects of this attack he could not rally, and on Thursday morning, October 19th, 18937 his spirit went home to abide with God, whom he delighted to serve. As a student, Professor Beale was not recognized as particularly brill- iant, but he was well known to be painstaking, conscientious and thorough in all his work. In his Senior year he received the first prize for the high- est average in all the departments in which he carried studies. As a preacher, he enjoyed the rare talent of presenting the doctrines of Christianity in such a clear, luminous end forcible manner as to be impress- ive to all classes of hearers. Men of the world and non-ehurch-goers were peculiarly impressed with the high spirituality and sound Christian philosophy of his sermons. As a teacher, Professor Beale held his students in the highest regard. He manifested a most considerate spirit toward their opinions, even when they differed from his teachings. He prepared a system of rules to guide him in work in the lecture-room. Prominent among these was the principle that he should encourage rather than repress the independent thinking of his students, and lead them to accept the truth by their own processes of investigation and reasoning, and not by the mere declaration of the teacher or the authorities referred to in the literature upon the subject in hand. The implicit candor which was manifest in all the Professofs work was one great element of his distinguished popularity among his students. In a very interesting article from the pen of Rev. Charles L. Bovard, of Albuquerque, occurs this paragraph: tt Into our somewhat barren frontier life, devoid of interest save to one thoroughly imbued with the missionary spirit, anrl almost wholly without intellectual incitements, came one year ago last September the subject of this sketch, illumining, cheering and fructifying the thought and religious life of all with whom he came in contact. Coming, as he did, from the intellectual atmosphere of a great university, we expected him to be intellectual; knowinghin department, we expected the theologian; but we were not prepared to find in him the evangelist, the saint. How shall pen describe the mystical infiuence of his personality ? ,1 Professor Beale will long be remembered asa conspicuous example of the highest grade of Christian character. His favorite theme in the pulpit Was HTlhe Fullness 0f the Divine Spirit in the Human Hearty He spoke upon this subject not only with scholarly insight and well-chosen words, but with a countenance beaming with radiant joy. But far more eloquent than any discourse in the pulpit was the consistency, dignity and beauty of his personal life. She to f6e Ctjtemorg of mrof. iEarrg E. gems. On Timels eternal stone the years do write In letters ineHhceable some name XVhich men might all forgeteto thee Both years and men accord one fame. For thee what luxury it was to live I What luxury to die I Thou 0f the Princelike spirit, on whose brow Hovered a God and held the sculptorls eye. The dust of earth doth feel itself exalted At having lent a form Pure as the spotless Albatross, whose spirit mild Loves ever sunlit waters free from storm. How well do men and years preserve thy image ! Timels pictures are immortal. Bronze, silver, gold and Afi'icals dazzling stone, 011 banner, pave and portal. 63 The ancient herols glory did exalt Unto the farthest day; But hero, name and nation long had slept Eler that same age had rolled away. Not so with thee, thou art of gentler mould, Mute and unblazoned sage; Lion of no savage hour of revel, triumph, court, , Stain for no bloody page. Thy wondrous spirit did its might unroll, As night from quiet hour to hom- Sends forth her stars till all is white Beneath her silent, matchlese power. To thee, earthls weary brood long centuries hence In sweeter hopes of endless life Will owe that sacred cup of peace, reprieve, Cessation from a nameless strife. OBSERVATORY. MIDDLE COLLEGE. mummies of fBe Eafe 2cm Q6009. QL wirge. I. HE Law School sleepH heath the linden trues; Her glorious days are der; A spirit murmurs 011 the breeze, Which eulmeH HNevermore 1 11. Oh, where are all her sages now, W7hose voices rang Ofyore? Ask of their ghosts, and thele answer you With a hollow Nevermore W 11!. iln the midnight watches, dreur and 101m, When the wild winds rage and mm, 1 listen and I hear them groan A solemn HNevermore W 1v. Lay down the law and let it rest ,Mid ancient, classic lore, For a distant voice from out the past, Faint whispers, Nevermore ! Qilk an $cBool? Qlaepfion. thE Law School always was noted for her rushers, her mashers and society men in general. Who does not remember such society freaks as Lewman, Brown, Hughes, Farris, Sears and hosts of others ? A social event was never known to occur without their presence. Towards the close of last year it was decided to give several socials and entertainments. The most important event was the stag reception, to which invitations were issued as follows : ttGRAND tSTAGt RECEPTION, EVE. MARCH 26, ,94. YOU KNOW' WHERE. , ADMIT NEW The reception occurred at the time set, in the library room of the Law School. The furniture was artistically arranged. w Tables were thrown in one corner; chairs in another. The decorations consisted of law books and euspidors. A platform was erected, upon which eat the worldh greatest brass hand-Drew Diekellseassisted by Smith Matson, who acted as judge and caller later in the evening. Nearly all the guests were stag members of the tt Old Stoekit organization. Guests began to arrive at eight o7cloek, end at nine the rooms were filled to overflowing, and some of the .Blaekstonian disciples were in about the same condition. It was a scene of great gaiety. The moon came up and unveiled its face before the happy throng. Presently the band burst out in enrapturing strains of music and the grand march began. The march was grandly and magnificently led by Hughes and MeLain, followed by numerous other trippers 0f the light fantastic. Punk Terrell gave a free exhibition of the double-shuiile and pigeon-wing, after which Prof. Dickens gave his imitation of Barnumts steam cailiope. Here an intermission took place. Several were Seen wending their way to and from the public square. It was announced that Dr. John was coming, and the room was cleared out for his reception, but he did not appear. The latter part of the evening was spent7 for the most part, in the trial of one 0. K. Jones for assault on one Smith, of the South End. The attorneys in the case were MeLain and Hughes for the plaintiii'; Miles and Lewman for the defendant. The legal battle was a long and bitter one. The prisoner grew furious at times, and it was thought once that he was worse, and Dr. Andrews was called to examine him, after which the case proceeded without interruption. The pleas before the Court were the greatest ever heard in Indiana, comparing favorably with the ablest efforts of Voorhees. Rhetorical figures fell like bricks from a dilapidated chimney. J udge Matson decided against the prisoner. Punishment: Fine of two boxes of cigars to the Court and treats to the audience. A11 satisfied-exoept Jones. Court adjourned, and one of De Pauwts greatest social events was at an end. 66 . . .MJ - Qeefa C81 6301M. N the fall of 93, one Delta Chi Fraternity of one Law School, situated in the City of Greencastle, County of Putnam, State of Indiana, issued warrants for the arrest of a, number of young ladies of one De Pauw University, in the sztid City of Greeneastle, to appear before the court of the said fraternity; said court to be held at the Hell of one Phi Gamma Delta Fraternity. The said warrants were served by one Lawrence Mahoney, of the said City of Greencastle. One Miss Robinson was arrested 011 the charge of stealing fruit from one John Merryweether, of the said City of Greencastle. When arrested the said Miss R. said, tt I didnt know that he saw me do that. One Miss Walton was arrested on the charge of dancing, and immediately telegraphed her father to come to the said City of Gl'eeneztstle and release her from the said charge. One Miss Marsh was summoned on the charge of not paying her bills to one Music School of the said De Pauw University. NVhen said Miss Marsh was arrested she exclaimed, t: I dont think Fred. Rous is any gentleman or he would have seen me personally and not had 1116 m'restedW The court of the said fraternity assembled at the said Hall of the said Phi Gmnnm Delta Fraternity. One George Calvert acted as J udge, and one Joseph A. Wright, of the City of Scipio, County of Bartholomew, State of Indiana, noted as prosecutor for the said court. The first case called was that Of the State of Indiana vs. Elsie Applegate for the crime of dancing. There was much difficulty in selecting at suitable jury. One Allen Buchanan, of the said De Pauw University, was rejected because he expected to become a relative of the said defendant. One Miss Patterson was rejected because at one time she attempted to bribe the said Judge. After a jury had been selected, said charges were read by the said Attorney Wright, of said City of Scipio. He charged that the said defendant had been guilty of dancing, and that by said dancing had violated one of the sacred rules of the said De Pauw University, and had moreover deseerated the sanctity of the said Hall of the said Phi Gamma Delta Fraternity. One J ames Ogden, of the City Of Danville, County of Hendricks, State of Indiana, wars the attorney for the said defendant. He answered the said charges by showing that the yearbook of the said De Peuw University did not contain rules prohibiting the said tripping of the said toe, and that said defendant did not desecrate the walls, but the Hoots, of said Phi Gamma Delta Hall. The aforementioned jury retired and was out a few minutes, returning a verdict of guilty of the said charge, but said jury agreed that said defendant should be acquitted owing to her extreme youth and inexperience, and likewise because it was the first oftense of said defendant. The dockets 0f the said J udge Calvert are at present beyond our reach, hence we cannot state how the other cases terminated. CBequiem. lVaste not thy talk, oh wretched one On one whose life and joy is oler Misery is comfort, and darkness sweet, To one so wretched. Let all the rocks and hordes of darkest Hell- Hordea of filthy Preps and greedy Soplme Suffoeate any who hear us aid. Welcome pale sorrow, famine, pests, Sackcloth and ashes of D. P. U. Cover me with darkness, murky and terrible! I'Iide me in shades with slimy, chilling snakes! Crush me with thiek-headed Seniors and dormitory bread! Quizzes, rust, mildew, and night confound me! VVhet! Btupidylnass of loathsome greenliess, Knowest thmi? not the sorrow of one H0 wretched? I who am a. remnant of that once glorious School of Law Where leafed the lazy Soph and Senior. Ah! those were days of gladnesa, when I lVith Barnhart, the sweot-faced and ihir-skinncd, Did chew the amber making weed Thatgladdened once the heart Of Theologue and man alike. Can l forget the boyish face, the noble mien Of lVatkins, surnamed the tt Weary; Or the gentle oaths he deftly used ? Or the tender-hearted Lodge, Who never spit tobacco on his bosom front, And loved himself to mortify the deeds For which his conscience smote him? Nay, rather let me hear my doom From the lady who loves me most. For never, never shall such heroes AS graced those halls efer fade from memm'v Dowling, the oHspring 0f the gods, Mathias, the great grandson of Flute, And Dickey, the homelyJ putting ape, 68 XViIl fade from out my memory only When Guy Rogers, the walking block, Shall know and understand. How well do :I remember, on a summerls day When lectures hy onr Dean were o'er, lVeR'l rush with might ztnd main without the door, To play the game of tops or marbles, While wondering Preps and Freshies green Would stand mound and gape. And how when chapel time, with its long prayers And stanzas, did roll around, that Pulse, the dignified, Would bet with tt Wat upon the odd or even number of the hymn; While Lewman, Mountz end Farris the daily news Would gather from his neighbor. But, 10! my heart is sick as recollections Of that glad time oIer my vision pass. Hot briny tears along my alabaster cheek run down And canyons furrow. Sad will be my face if thus I weep. But no! No longer can 1 tarry here. I hear within my breast The snapping 0f the heart-chords and the breaking down 0f wells of cherished hope. Fare thee-well, sweet Freshie; great loads of grief Have long oppressed me. I must take my way To where 1711 see my boon companions- Not to Heaven dare I go. Ah! no! 011 Plutois floor Welll spin 0111' tops and spew the j uice Of the fair Indian weed. There will I meet my comrades all And through the long hours, though hot it be, Weill dwell in unity. Again, therefore, I hid adieu. Forgive If Ilve been harsh. I feel that life is leaving Quick; your hands! lift me up Till try and give the good old yell Before I leave-Rah! RahE-farewell ! military Echool. gisforg of qnitifarg chooE. '- THE YEAR t75-l76 signalized the organization of the present School of Military Science and i Tactics. Alexander llilzu'tin, then newly elected President, suggested and directed the move. Its prirhe object was physical culture. ltlailing to interest authorities at VVash- ington, Dr. Martin obtained the services of lllajors Chas. W. Smith, WW, and Jim. L. Mclt'lasters, both of Imlimmpolis, us drill masters. About three hundred students enrolled. From this number four companies were formed. The highest rank given to a cadet oHicer was major,'a distinction that continued until tlieyezti' 93-794. The State furnished arms and accouterments. Drill continued twice 2L week under the direction of Majors Smith and h'chasters, which order prevailed during the springand autumn of 776. In the winter of' l76-l77, the government detailed Capt. D. D. Wheeler, U. S. A. The department grew stronger under his supervision. Lieut. W. R. Hamilton relieved him in 1880. .7 Many notable and glorious achievements characterized Lieut. Hamilton7s regime. Two artillery pieces were secured, a company of cavalry was instituted, an excellent drum corps headed ell parades, and funds sufficient to equip a good gymnasium were accumulated by a series of entertainments. The most prominent distinction befell the department in July, ,82, through crack companies of artillery and infantry, Capt. F. M. Joyce commanding, which took first and third prizes respectively in an inter-state competitive drill held at Indianapolis. These events served to place the school in the front rank of all military organizations of the eountryj In 1883 Lieut. J as B. Goe succeeded Lieut. Hamilton. A change in the color of the uniform of the Battalion occurred-dark blue being substituted for cadet gray. The course of instruction planned by Lieut. Goe is used at present, with some modifications. It proved to be of especial benefit to emcers. Lieut. W'ill T. May came in 1886 and remained four years. Among the features of his stay, 2L series of competitive drills, the returning in April, 88, of the old State arms and receiving the present equipment from the government, organization of the Zouzwes, and an extended tour through the State by them in 789, in company with the Symphony Orchestra, directed by Dean Howe, may be mentioned. Lieut. R. C. Williams assumed the duties of Commandant in 1890. He did not evince any strong esteem for the school, hence, left at the end of the second year. With affairs in a rather unfavorable condition, the present Commandant, Lieut. E. M. Lewis, took charge. The department has progressed steadily. Good advantages are afforded the student in the various forms of science and art of war. The Artillery obtained two new improved pieces to replace old ones. A complete set of signaling instruments and Huge have been added. The encampment at Fern is assured to be henceforth an annual event. Regulation oHicers7 uniforms came into use this year. Lieut. Lewisy zealous efforts for the school have been attended With success ; a degree of proficiency has been attained that is highly gratifying to all interested in the work. Elle 01w 51mg. ,HE Artillery, in charge of Capt. C. H. Smith, ,93, and Lieut. F. E. Sti'ouse, 795, at the Military Commencement in May7 93, made the remarkable time, in dismounting piece, carriage and limbei' 0f 17 seconds, and mounting same, 34 seconds. This performance pleased Inspector- Geneml Heyl, who, in his report, complimented our skill in artillery tactics. On the strength of this report, Lieut. Lewis, February, ,94, sent an application for two three-inch, breeeh-loading pieces of latest improved design, to replace the old style guns that had been in use since iSO. The plan received approbation and, as soon as certain conditions were met, the request was fulfilled. The pieces arrived here February 8, 795, and were given the first tiring on W ashiiigtoWs Birthday in a National Salute. No exploit of, the school in the past has resulted in so much permanent good. This Class of modern field piece is found only in seven schools, including De Pauw. The gift is appreciated and the Artillery enjoys greater favor and popularity by reason of it. Worfb's Qtecorbrs. T the Military Commencement, May '94, the artillery estab- lished records of which the University may he justly proudt After a. long, arduous training the detachments entered the contest, each with a determination to outdo the other, and to surpass all previous time. Col. Heyl, army inspector, Lieut. Lewis, and Capt. Stevenson, of Roekville Light Artillery, were judges. Of several trials, the best time of Detachment A, commended by Capt. F. E. Strouse, was in dis- mounting piece, carriage, and liniber, 12 seconds, and mounting same, 325- seconds. Detachment B, commanded by Lieut. A. W. Collins, made 125- seconds in dismounting and mounted in 32 seconds, thus allowing an honor for each. Surprise overspread every counte- nance when the result became known. However, it soon turned into joy and congratulations, for a worldh record had been made. The newspapers heralded the event throughout the United States, the time being accepted everywhere as authentic. The inspectorls report commended the department on its excellence, lending much encouragement for future efforts. i Q gowns Qtefief from Eriff. Farewell ! ye gloves and sabered musket bright; I lay you down to take you up no more. Ye lines ofmmeh, a muddy campus oler, Ye hours of ltboltfl that often marked my drill, With aching heart I bid you now farewell. Ye llags of drill, and sergeant brazenid oler, Ye captains and ye men of stripes, farewell. Ye roaring canons and my comrades dear, Who tread the muddy roads in quick-etep march, And running flank the campus, right and left, thoJ midst, the heat, and rain, and hail and snow, Are found unflinching soldiers at your post, With longing heart I bid you now farewell. Never more will I hear the sergeanlls voice Come ringing down the line, Column right to lef fl Never more will I take my knapsack, filled With dinner for a march, and plod to Fern. A11! ye blooming flowers and ferns so tall, Among the hills and ragged rocks away, Where reereant lovers make retreat Upon thy elifte their wretched lives to end; Ye mosses and ye ferns by crystal springs, Ye warbling birds among the leafy boughs, With moistened eye, I bid you all adieu. For now the zephyre whisper unto me, HTime is past, you are no more a soldier, But now EL rousing, rustling Sophomore. VX' game of qnififdrg gcience anb imam. J. 11 D. JOHN, Ll 19m: E. M. LEWIS, Company cg. Captain, . . lst Lieutenant, UL'CHAXAN, Adjutant. lat Lieutenant, . Bou'lms. Company, Qg Kunmc. Captain, . . 1st Lieutenant, . lst Sergeant, Compang C. 171mm. Captain, KUYKENDALL. . WILLIAMS. lat Lieutenant, . . . SMITH. SANDY. lst Sergeant, KELLAR. . Poucmm. Sergeant, F. LEWIS. . A. COOPER. Sergeant, BASSETT. BACON. Corporal, . 'HAMRICK. DARBY. Corporal, HULLEY. President. Commandant. Company, 9. . ABBOTT. . IGLEHART. Captain, 151; Lieutenant, list Sergeant, . . . CECIL. Sergeant, . . , . SOULE. Sergeant, . CADWELL. Corporal, J. W. LITTLE. Corporal, 0. H. HAYS. $affafion gaff. BUCHANAN, Adjutant, Sergeant-Majma DUNLAVEY. lst Sergeant, . Commas. Sergeant, Sergeant, J. 13-, LITTLE. Sergeant, , . A H Sergeant, . . . . CULP. Corporal, Corporal, . . . . TALLY. Corporal, Corporal, STEWART. lat Lieutenant, Quartermaster Sergeant, Signal Sergeant, grfifferg gpfafoon. Captain, STROUSE lat Lieutenant, BITTER Sergeant, ROWE Sergeant, LANGDON UANNONEEHS. BUCHANAN, MITCHELL, DIALL, RUIUK, DUNLAVEY, SEDwaK, EVANS, SHIREMAN, HALL, STRATTON, HAYDEN,u TALLEY, LA HINES, TILDEN, VVHI'PE. ROGERS, Qrum Corps. gummatg. BALMGER, Privates of Co. A, 23 CANNON, Privates of Co. B, 23 Commas, Privates of Co. C, 22 COOPER, Privates of Co. D, 23 CARMACK, Artillery, 15 HASKELL, Drum Corps, 12 HOLLINGSWORTII, Oflicera. . . . . 11 LA BALI, Non-Commissioned Officers, 25 'LocKwoon, .... MORRISS, Total, 1 44 SPRANKLE, Names repeated, 16 TA LLEY. Net total, 128 73 xV l; V 5 V msi- ! m gr: QZBe fern dEncampment. tgn epic woemj IL The State to each equipments Bent And fit them out in soldiers, style; The way the fellows pitched their tent Upon the Campus made one smile. For all that week, with eager heart, Preparing for his share of fun, Each soldier there played well his part, And marched about with shouldered gun. m. At length the lazy day rolled round, And fifty men, appareled gay, XVere soon assembled on the ground From which they soon must hie away. Each sweetheart, then with 110 disguise Of pain at parting such as this, Wiping the dew-dreps from her eyes, Pressed to her loverie lips a kiss. 1v. Like other boys on fun intent, Although it went against the grain, Professors Brown and Sinyser went, Carrying their baggage up the lane, While students and the lads from to wn Guyed the profs and plied the goad Till they through alleys sneaked around And joined the fellows on the road. I. NE fine spring day in 711inety-f0ur. Lieutenant Lewis called his men, And strongly urged them eier and oier That they go emnpingto The Glen. Excitement seized upon the boys; That week they could no credits earn; The college grounds rang with the noise Of preparations made for Fern. v. On out of town the soldiers swept, Thoi heavy some did find their lead; The Cadets following close the track, The Artillery keeping to the road. But long before the camp was won Full many a. lad, so it is Said, Wearied beneath his pack and gun, And dragged him on with slowing tread. VJ. As passed they by the hamlet Fern, The villagers, in much surprise, Did from their labors quickly turn And scan the boys with bulging eyes. Three half miles off to north by west. They formed ti Camp Martin midst the hills, in forests deep where hoot-owls nest And sounds the note of whip-poor-wills. VII. Deeper had grown old Nature's frown And colder blow her icy breath; The rain came slowly drizzling down; The night brought darkness like to death. Kindled the boys their blitzing Iiree, Their tents with much expertness Bet; While true to custom all the liars Did to themselves much glory get. 75 VIII. For when with relish they had eat Their suppers and had placed the guard, They then around the fires did seat Themselves, while sang the wandering hard. iVith dancing, songs, and stories all, Done well by Terrell and his chaps, Till that old camp seemed like a ball When at nine thirty sounded taps. IX. Twas dark and gloomy in the camp; Still pattered fast the falling rain; The ground where laid the boys was damp, They longed for mom to come again. From many an eye was banished sleep, And cold and stiff was many a one, XVhen with Gavis song they 11p did leap As thundered forth the sunrise gun. X. They rose to meet but frowning skies. Roll-call and breakfast soon were passed, WVhen up they rose with many sighs And in guard-meunt and drill were massed. Poor Gavin, Dowden, Robins, Jack, And Culp at labor hard XVere put to work because they lacked Obedience to the acting guard. XI. The dragging day moved slowly on With target practice, dress parade, Till when its hours were nearly gone The ofiicers of higher grade Were called in secret uonclave to Their ehieftainis quarters, that he might Advise them what they must go through Ere paeHed away the coming night. XII. A telegram from town was read And other sources did report The messages in which ytwas said That Ed Raub, with a large support, Would 0n the midnight train arrive And on the camp an onset make. Then capturing a guard alive They back to town the lad would take. XIII. The news quick spread and plans were made. They threw around a double guard. Although the boys were not afraid, To keep from trembling it was hard. 't Cap ti Strouse and guard to right and rear Captain Mathias 011 the left; Cutleris detaEhment hovering near While Crowderis squad did guard the rest. Xiv. The drowsy guard paced t0 and fro; Rested the cadets on their arms; None to their blankets dared to go, But listened for the first alarms. The iron-herse for a moment stopped; iVith chattering teeth they fell in line As fifty men from off it dropped And fell the wooded hills behind. XV. In silence lay the waiting hand, As through the stillness of the air They heard twigs breaking near at hand, And knew by that the fee was there. The foeman, stealthlike stealing 011, Sent forward scouts the camp to spie; But scarcely from them had they gone Till all the squad the work did try. xri. MeLain, as scout, close by them stood And took quick back the first alarms; His men he found in fearless mood, Heroic waiting on their arms. Went forth the order clear and shrill, ti Forward ! Charge l the echoes rang; Through every heart there wenta thrill As at the word he forward sprang. XVII. Anticipated thus, there spread Throughout the fnemanls ranks dismay; And turning on their heels they tied T0 right and left and every way. Yet still their flight had been in vain And sorry would have been their fate Had not arrived the welcome train That bore them from their woeful strait. xrm. Short the attack and soon ltwas tier. The Cadets bravely held their ground And hack to camp with them they bore Three prisoners most securely bound. They, beaten thus at their own game, In sullen mood, on blankets damp, Lay hound until the morning came, When they were promptly drummed from camp. XIXA The Sabbath morn dawned cold and rlrear; The boys about the campfires eat, And what there was to them of cheer They did from grimy cards extract. Midway Plaisanee and dancing scenes The afternoon did while away; Another act behind the screens Of darkness ClOHefl this Sahhulh day. 76 xx. Robbins and Howe slipped by the guard And stole them to their lendies gay; But gathered soon about them hard A band of boys who watched their stay. And when they would return from town To reach the camp before the day, They found themselves both gagged and bound And in Weet College stored away. xxx. But as the day began to dawn They slipped their chains and hurried back Before the boys knew they were gone. Nor did they yet their paces slack Till once again they were in sight Of Old Camp Martin on the hill, From which they7d stole but yester night, To bring upon themselves much ill. XXII. At last the recrezint sun did rise Just as the boys were breaking camp, Spreading,r its splendor o'er the skies, And driving way the cold and damp. Hot and oppressivejwas it now And on their heads came beaming down, Bringing the sweet to many a brow As trudged they hack again to town. XXIII, Now gathered at their home once more, A sorry-loeking crowd were they. The famed Encampment now was Oler, Of which you hear until this day. The boys are wiser now then then; Experience taught them this to know: To wait when they wuuhl camp again Till passed away is winteris cold. preparatory School. W. wreparaforg gclioof. 1facuff2. JOHN P. D. JOHN, A. M., D. D., . . A . . . . . . . President. REV. THOS. J. BASSETT, A. M., Ph. D., Principal, Professor of Greek. LAYTON 0. BENTLEY, Ph. 13., Instructor in Mathematics. XVILBUR T. AYRES, A. M., Instructor in Latin. OTTO BA SYE, Tutor in Greek. FRANCIS W. HANAKVALT, A. M., Instructor in Mathematics. FRANK E. STROUSE, Tutor in Mathematics. SIDELIA STARR, Ph. B., Instructor in English. FRED. H. BLY, SAMUEL BAER, Ph. B., Tutor in Latin. Instructor in German. LILLIAN D. BROWNFIELD, Tutor in Latin. JESSE F. BRUMBACK, Ph. 13., Instructor in History and Physiology. 79 'z? Eider? of fBe C?azz of 1901. HE Class of 1901 entered upon its career September, 1894, and has almost completed her first year. Soon after we entered hPrepf a permanent class organization was formed and 2L class yell adoptedna yell which often rings out across the campus like Barnumas famous calliope. One of our first perfornmnces was a class sleigh-ride, which was a, great success, notwithstanding the fact that some of our members were gently introduced to a smell of decayed eggs before they reached home. Another one of our valiant deeds was the defeat of 1900 in our contest for Athletic directors. We have organized a base-ball team and expect to defeat everything, from the Theological School up to the Junior Class of College. We are also anticipating some very delightful social events this spring. Cfazs of 1901. f COLORS: Brown and pink. YELL: Ki! Yi! Ki! Yel FIRST SEMESTER. J OSEPH EASTON, MYRTLE FAIRCHILD, LUCY POUCHER, WM. ORTH, PHIL FLAGGE, ! Ki! Zmitc ! Zum! De Pamv ! Dc Puma! Nineteen 0710! Officers. SECOND SEMESTER. GEORGE CORN, NELLIE SANDIFUR, . ELSIE MARTIN, Lucy POUCIIER, PHIL. FLAGGEi GUY WILSON, 80 President. Vice-President. Sec.-Treas. Poet. Historian. Prophet. Eighty of fBe 69am; of 1900. E W ERE born into the University fold in September of 1898, and to us was assigned the task of uniting the workPS two greatest centuries. While our development has been slow, we have always admired ourselves because we have room to grow. In addi- tion to our mental activities, we have taken great interest in the election of Athletic directors and have been beaten in every election. During the present year we have acquitted ourselves very credimhly. Contrary to the wishes of the rival classes, we gave a successful CD hayride and have had several hswelP, receptions. On January 17, we captured the flag of 99, EL trophy which we still retain. XVe have ah 'ays manifested El. lively interest in University affairs, and hope in a few years to have a reputation equal to that of the J unior Class in College. Cme of 1900. COLORS: Heliotrope and Old Gold. YELL: Razel Dazcl! Ruzel Dazcl ! Kicka ! Boom! Haw! Nineteen hundred! Nineteen liIumlred J Rah! Rah! Rah! afficers. OLIVER M. DIALL, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . President. MARK FULTON, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Vice-President. LEONE SCOTT, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Secretary. W. ELKINS, . . . . . . . 0 . . . . . . . . . . Treasurer. PEARL CECIL, . . 4 . . . . . . . . 0 . . . . . Historian. KELTA DAVIS, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Poet. CUR'pIS NEW, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Sergeant-atiArms. W. H. MCKINNEY, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Chaplain. 81 15mm? of fBe Cfazs of N99. HE Class 01' 99 is now nearing the end of her three yeers' training 111 the Preparatory Department. Through 0111' three successive stages of development we have made rapid progress, both mentally and socially. At present we mourn the loss of many of our pio- neer members, yet we have continually enrolled new recruits, until to-dny we are stronger th 2111 we have ever been. From the first we have possessed an unusual annount Of that ethereal quality called clues spirit, which we have manifested not only in the vigorous exercise of 0111' minds and lungs, but in occasional demonstrations of our physical and gymnastic powers. The hearts of our sons and daughters have been knit together f01' 00111111011 ends and 00111111011 001013. 111 studentship we have always headed the procession, as witnessed in our victory in the hPreph Omtorieal last year. In Athletics, we have stood at the front, making a brilliant showing 011 the Varsity teams. it remains to be seen what an honest devotion and a sturdy moral and intellectual purpose will ultimately bring to the Class 0f 99. Cfass of 99. COLORS: Purple and Old Gold. YELL: Rah! Rah! Rahl Rah! Rah! Riqwl D6 Puma! De Pauw ! 71Wnety-nine I Officers. W ILLARD B. GEMMIL, President. FANNIE SMYSER, . . Vice-President. R. TUCKER, . . Secretary. Treasurer. R. E. RICHARDSON, B. F. ROLLER, Sergeant-at-Arms. 82 A PREP EXPERIENCE. m5ifomaf$ian Eiferarg gociefg. mew Century Efemrg gociefg. Composeb of f$e gigmBefs gf f6: Cfasa of 1901. Composeb of $2 grigmgergf we C?ass of 1900. Officers. GICURGE CORN, President. NELLTE SANmmm, Vice-President. lCLsm MARTIN, Secrctery-leeusurer. EDGAR HAWK, Sezu'geant-atArms. Officers. W . M. HOLLOPETER, President. .TUNIA BORUM, Vice-President. CLARA HITE, Secretaryffreasurer. PEARL CECIL, Corresponding Secretary. CURTIS NEW, Sergeuut-at-Arms. first annuaf $anquef of tBe qarep ijeffmic Qlasociafion 0f Qe manna anivemifg, grimy migfif, QjaarcES 15f5, 1895. Officers. President, . . . PERCY L. HODGES. u 7 ,. n Vice-President, , . . . . . . L. A. OSBORNE. u 21:: $$thth 77 Secretary, . . A . . . . HARRY H. HILL. u Whiskersf , Treasurer, . . . . . . . . GEORGE Rum. u The Earthy f VV. H. IIANNA. ! Julrius ngsa'ryw . Executive Committee, . . . . I F. H. BACON. a Nothing in Particulurj H. K. JOHNSON. N Paley, TLAWRENCE D19 MOTTE. H Prep. Girlsf, Sacerdos, . . . . . . . . W . SHERFEY. Wind? 84 toasts. FRANK ROLLER. CURTIS NEW. A. BLISS COULTIS. C. L. BOYD. W. H. HANNA. F. H. BACON. L. E. VVINEINGER. H. K. JOHNSON. O. M. DIALL. Of Wllaf mm: mrofs tiling. DR. BASSETTr-Hstale jokesfi PROF. AYREs.eliDaily recitationsf, HANAWALT.ellSquelchingll On all formsl. MISS STABIL-iiNlco young men? PROF. J onmoueilGood English translatione PROF. BRUMBACILmliEVOluthD. PROF. BENTLEY. HA bad 11161110er7 mrep Qltirror. CORN.-HAS green as if grown from earthfl ROLLER- AS strong as at lion, but as tame as a lamb. Scorin-iiHow gay and handsome.H D1ML.-'-HSociety is my aim; self my thought? LITTLEelISome day a. general I will befl HARPEIi.- See me part my hair? DAVIS.-HleLtCl1 me work the boys and giddy beJ, BLACKMAN-auAn Indian I would be if my hair would make me soil CARSONmiiVVhy canitI shine in society ?ll CARMACK.-Il0nly a defeated politicisz NEw.-ilA dead game sportfl TULLE'R.-lq am a man if I am so small. GORHAM.-hJust watch me flirt and dancef, SMYSEeriiVVhat ajolly flirt am If, CR00KE.-Wll0 preach but never study is my aimfi JOHNSONeIIA poet, but nothing else. BACON.- Music and drill hath charms for me. , BASSETT.eitA frat I would seek? WEIIL-IIHOW tough am If GRINNELIM-NA dexterous politician? MAXWELL-JiA giddy maidemsweet 163i MAHTIN.-J F0 loaf, sport and be tough is all I am here for.H Lqu POUCIIEIL-IIO that my name may be in the MIRAGE. 85 En file Cfasszoftoom. PROFESSOR 0N EXAMINATIONellState what you can of the life of Cicero? CONLEY.eIiCicero must have been a very great man, for one has to continually consult the dictionary to read his oratiousll PROFESSORr-iUlll'flnslatei iMultnrum te etimn oculi et aures non sentientem seout feoueut, speculohuntui- e.tque custodient? 7l STUTSMAN. uOf many things you even of the eyes and ears I do not hemx They are not yet done. They are speculated upon? PROFESSORrJK Translate: LScipio A f'ricanus equetre genere notus est l 77 MR. HORTE.eilScipio Africauus was born at A horse raceFl mrepfefs. The wild and woolly Preplete here, Are as thick as ants and fleas. They range from tall, gaunt, Theologues T0 Kids about your knees. 11. Theylre cotton-headed, mrl-headed, Raw-boned, lauk and lean; Theylre green lookinl, scared lookiul, Devilish and mean. III. They talk and giggle night and day, Their tongues are never still, And 'lDaddy Bassett says hat times They clatter like a millW IV. Says he, UIlve beat and choked 'em, Like a loving dad should do, But oftentimes I just give up, And think Illl fire the crew. V. They roam the campus every night, And yell like dogs and cats; They think a scrap is Heaven itself; Theylre surely Satanls brats. J . C '3, JCT jailf 11:4: .16 +x . Exam, Phdru .12Wil . MAE , Kappa prga QZBefa. FOUNDED AT DE PAUW UNIVERSITY JANUARY 27, 1870. COLORZS: Black and Gold. C$apfer $099. gPpBa Qisfricf. LAMBDA-University of Vermont. CHI-Syracuse University. IOTA C01'11011 University. ALPHA BETA Swathmore College. IVIU-Alleghany College. Qgefa Qisfrict TAm-Northwestern University. ALPHA GAMMA-Ohio State University. I I AIbi0n College. ALPHA-De Pauw University. 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C8arfer QpemBera. Bessie Barnes Van Al'sdel, Gertrude Simison Taylor, Florence W. Hays, Florence Kemp Busby, Marie Nutt Miller, Dzergaret Pulse Ludlow. gorores in girlie. Myrtle Abbott, Ida Ellis, Parmelia Ellis. Nellie Cooke, Myla Cooke, POST-GRADUATE. Minnie Tl'ibby. 50mm: in Quiversifafe. SEN IORS. Mary XVrigl'lt, Anna Sankey, Myrtle Bruner. JUNIORS. Lola Peyton, Blanche W'alton, Gertrude Brown. SOPIIOMORES. Nell Meader, Ruth Conlogue, Alice J ohnson, Mary Yount, Carrie Patterson. FREsHMEN. Dierdre Duff, Mabel Yenne, Mary Bozemnn, Maud Hufibrd, Ida Cullen. 98 5 74,4: wria- a w A II: Mm IV In. Qlfpga Clii Omega. FOUNDED AT DE PAUW UNIVERSITY, 1885. COLORS: Olive mnl Sca'rlct. $01? of CSapferi. ALPIIA Dc Pauw University, BETA A1bi0n College, GAMMA:Northwestern University, DELTA A11eghany College. 101 QZPpEa C$i Omega. prlia C5apfet. gororea in grBe. Mrs. Anna Allen-Smith, Miss Sallie Hirt, Miss Bessie Grooms, Mrs. Om P. John, Miss Ella Peck, Miss Janet XVilson. gowns in aniberaifafe. I'OST-GRADUATE. Mayme Ada Jennings. SENIORS, 95. Grace A. W ilson, Jessie Younge Fox, Helen WDeH, Adeline D. Rowley. JUNIORS, j96. Mildred Rutledge, Ida Steele, Juliet Finch. SOPHOMORES, ,97. FRESHMEN, :98. Estelle Morse, Carrie Conroy, Ina Ballinger, B. Pearl Shaw, Eva Osborne, Lucy Andrews, Margaret Smith, Altah Devore. Alice Heaton, June Collins, Helen Herr. Emma Miller. 102 lbvwmlyuhn mfii gnu dEpm'eon. FOUNDED IN SCHOOL OF Mrsw, DE PAUW UNIVERSITY, Ocromm 31, 1892. COLORS: 13chk uml Lilac. comm 436apter. CBarfer QIIemBms. Pauline Blake Newhousm Bertha L. Hanker, Laura TA. Eads, Genevieve AL Chaff'oo, M. Alice Potter, Inez Paris Cmnpbell, Mary L. Hoover. Qionftd3rabuafes. Pauline Blake Newhouse, M. Alice Potter. max IORS. Bertha T 1. Hanker. JUNIORS. Mary L. Hoover, Florence Elliott. SOPIIOMOKES. Olive Homer, Emma Humbert, Estelle Crooks, Josephine Armstrong, FRESIDUCN. May Flowers, Katherine Mathers, Mabel Hill. 105 Com Dnrnall. 1 4 DHEKAv m u Lk ,. Qgeta mm c101. FOUNDED AT MIAMI UNIVERSITY JULY 4, 1839. YELLZ PI:,i-Kai-PM I Berm-Thehv- Pi ! COLORS: Pink r 1mlBZue. - 030?? Of C5apfer5. I'V-o-o-g-l-'L-nf FLOWER: Rose. WoogJin! Waoglin .1 Qisfricf I. 'Eistticf VI. Harvard 01m, Amherst meta 10m, Miami Mlphw, Bethany mm, Brown UCHPDM, Dartmouth Mlpha Omegam Univ. of Cincinnati 039m NM, Wittenberg UUplm Gammm, BOStOH U1Wi10m, XVesleyzm KMll EPSuOlU, Ohio UBeta Kappm, Denison Udpha EtEU, Maine State meta Etzw, Yale Whi ChU, Western Reserve metm, Wooster Mlpha Lambdm, ' Washington-J'efl'erson Ga mmz0, Kenyon meta Alphm, Eigfficf 11, Ohio Wesleyan Whetm, Ohio State them Deltm, Rutgers meta Gammm, Colgate meia Thetay Eiafricf VII. : Cornell 056m DelLaj, Union W10, De Pauw De1t20, Wabash cram, Stevens $igmi0, ' Columbia hUpha Alpha, Indiana WU, Michigan Gimnbdm. Hanover UOtM, St. Lawrence meta Zetzu, Syracuse 03mm Epsilom. , Qisfricf VIII. Qiafricf 111. Knox Mlphu XU, Iowa Wesleyan gAlplm Epsilom, Beloit $110, Wisconsin Lklpha PD, Dickinson Mlpha Sigmm, Pennsylvania State UUpha Upsilom7 University Of Iowa Mlpha Betm. Nortlnvestcrn Gum, JOhDB Hopkins LMpha 0110, Lehigh Wet?! 011D, Chicago Ulaxnbda Rhm, Minnesota 03am PD. giafticf IV. Qisfricf IX. IIampden-Sidney Zet50, Davidson GWJ'I Alphzo, XV'uetminster UUpha Deltaj, Nebraska thhu Tam, . North Carolina 03m Betm, Richmond Mlpha Kappso, Kansas Udpha N10, Missouri weta P110! Leland Standford Wambda Sigma, California wmegm, Virginia. wmicrom. De 1 xlpl a 7 t 3 1ve1' Ar 1 4e 9. . QiEffin V- gfumni $ssociations. Centre uapgjloml Vanderbilt meta Lambdzw, New York, Chicago, Washington, Pittsburg, Boston, Cumberland CMM, Texas tBeta Omicrom , Cincinnati, Providence, St. Paul, Kansas City, Baltimore, Wheeling, Nashville, St. Louis, Columbus. Mississippi iBeta BetaL , Next. Convention at Chicago, July 23 27, 1895. 107 dia QZBefa qoi. ?Deffa Chapter. ESTABLISHED, 1845. CBarfet themBera. Robert Noble H udson, James Harlan, John Reeves Goodwin, Wm. M. Nisbet, J ohn Wesley Childs, James Madison Reynolds, Newton Booth. Stains in gym. R. A. Ogg, Courtland C. Matson, H. H. Mathias, Isaac J. Hammond, D. M. Wood, NV. G. Hall, James B. Tucker. 55mm in SacuWafe. Hillary A. Gobin. gnbergrabuafes. SENIORS. Frank E. Strouse, Norman 'W. Jones. .JUNmks. George E. Dee, James L. Gavin, D'hlverick Terrell, Harry K . Langdon, W m. A. W ert. SOPIIOMORES. Charles B. Allen, Henry C. Thompson, Samuel H. Dowden, Joseph P. Allen, James L. Kocher, John A. Linebarger, T. Clyde Herron, Gene Shireman, Chas. M. Owen, Fred F. Howe, Robert S. John. FRESHMEN. Harl Burnison, Victor 0. Boone, J. S. W hite, Harry C. Ward, Harry H. Ward. 108 ' III Mvj'lu'la, PHI-Yale University, GAMMA-Van derbilt, CHI-Unive1'sity of Mississippi, KAPPA-Miumi, IOTk-Centre, 19P31110N1Williams, 1VEU-M:Ldison, PHI CI-II---Rutgers7 PHI OMEGA-Rensselaer, IDELTA CH1-Cornell, THETA ZETA1University of California, PHI EPSILom-University of Minnesota, CEDePfa Kappa 4519519011. FOUNDED AT YALE, 1844. RM, 01.115 Gold and Blue. Rah! Rah .1 Rah! A K E1 Rally! Rah .1 Rah! A K E! R1111! Rah! Rah .1 A K E! Co LO Rs: YELL: QSoff of C6apfers. '11IIIa'm-Bowdoin, PSIeUniversity of Alabama, BETA-University of North Carolina, LAMBDA--ICellyOll, A LPHA ALPIIA--Middlebury, RI-Io---Lafhyette, Nw-College of City of N. Y., Ps1 Pm-De Pauw, GAMMA PHI1Wcsleyan, SIGMA-Alnherst, UPSILON-Browu, E'Lvsr-Universit;y 0F:Virginia,, Plszu'tm 011th, OMICRONwUniversity 0f h'lichigan, TAU1Hamilton, BETA PHI-University of Rochester, PHI GAMMA1Symcuse, BETA CHI-Adelbert, GAMMA BETA-Columbia, 111 ALPHA UHI-Trinity, SIGMA TAU-Massachusetts Technical Institute. Qegfa Kappa Gpaigon. qui dogi CSaqofer. ESTABLISHED, 1866. CBarfer qyemBem. Thomas B. Downs, James Winfred Rector, William E. Robbins, Melville R. Hopewell, J ames Finley Elliott. $rafres in grBe. A. II. Morris7 A. M., J. B. De Motte, A. M., J. D. Torr, F. H. Lammers, M. D. $rafre5 in $acuffafe. Phillip S. Baker, A. M., M. D., Lucien M. Underwood, Ph. D., Henry B. Longden, A. M., XVilliam E. Smyser, A. M., Jesse S. Johnson, Ph. B. grafera in anibemifafe. SENIORS. Eugene H. Iglehart, Orville C. Pratt, George A. Abbott, Koscoe H. Bitter, Allen Buchanan. JUNIORS. Otto Basye, Ernest C. W'elch, Geo. W. Kenney. SOPHOMORES. FRESHMEN. Thomas P. Woodson, Thomas XV. leal, Fred. Barrows, Fred. W'. Hixon, M. Glen Soule, Julius C. B01111, Lewis Neale, Albert Rand. Bennett M. Allen, John S. Harte, Hesley Lasater. MELVULLE 5 DU LE Law.- 7 21 anmJ'n M4,. COLORS: Argent aml Azure. mBi Qefta 7215M. FOUNDED, MIAMI UNIVERSITY, 1848. C$apfer 801?. Maine, ALPuA Co1by University. Kentucky, ALI'IIA-Centre College New Hampshire, ALML-x-DarunouH1 College. Kentucky, D121.T..xv-Cent1'al University. Vermont, ALpuA-Univ. of Vermont. Georgia, . ALPInw-University of Georgia. Massachusetts, ALPIIA7WilliamS College. Georgia, . BETA-Emory College. Massachusetts, Bn'rA Au1he1'st College. Georgia, . GAMM;V-$Iel'cel' University. Rhode Island, New York, . ALPuA-Brown University. ALmn-Uornell University. Tennessee, . Tennessee, . ALPIIAnglIlderbilt University. BE'L'A-University 0f the South. New York, . BE'm-4Union College. Alabama, ALIuIA-L'niv. of Alabama, New York, . El,SIIAON Syracuse University. Alabama, BETA-Ala. Polytechnic Univ. Pennsylvania, . ALHIA-Lafayette College. Alabama, ChulMA Southe1-n University. Pennsylvania, . BETA-l?ennsy1vania College. Mississippi, - ALPIIAiUniv. 0f Mississippi. Pennsylvania, . GAMMAiXVaShHl and Jefferson. Louisiana, ALPIIk-Tlllane University. Pennsylvania, . EPSILox Dickinsml College. Texas, . Bm'm-University of Texas. Pennsylvania, Duer A1leglmny College. Texas, . GAMMA-Southwestern Univ. Pennsylvania, . ZETA-Univ. of Pennsylvania. Ohio, AL1 1IA Mia111'1 University. Pennsylvania, . Eur illehigh University. Ohio, BETk-Ohio Wesleyan Univ. Virginia, . ALPHA R02moke College. Ohio, GAMMA-Ohio University. Virginia, . Bm'rzx University of Virginia. Ohio, UELTA-Univ. of Wooster. Virginia, . GAMMA-Randolph-Macon Col. Ohio, . EPSILOX-Bllchtel College. Virginia, . DmxrA Riuhmond College. Ohio, . ZETA-Ohio State University. Virginia, . . . ZE'rA-Waslvwnand Lee Univ. lndiana ALmu-Imliana University. North Carolina, Bum-Univ. of N. Carolina. Indiana, . BETA W2Lbash College. South Carolina, Blaim lrniV. of S. Carolina. Indiana, . GAMMA-Butler University. gfumni Q315wfers. New York. Nashville. Indianapolis. Pittsbm-g. Philadelphia. Selma, Ala. Galesburg, 111. Baltimore. Washington. Akron, Ohio. Minneapolis and St. Paul. Richmond. ?olumbus, Ga. Louisville. San Francisco. Atlanta. 115 Indiana, . Indiana, . Indiana, Indiana, . Michigan, Michigan, Michigan, IllinoiH,, . Illinois, Illinois, Illinois, Illinois, Wisconsin, . MiEsouri, Missouri, Missouri, Iowa, Iowa, . Minnesota, . Kansas, Nebraska, California, California, Mongom ery, Ala. Cincinnati. Cleveland. Franklin, Ind. 'YELL: Rah! Rah! Rah! QIKEIA Phi Delta Theta! Rah ! Rah J Rah ! DEI;1'A-Franklin College Epsnox-Uanover College. ZETA-De Pauw University. ETA-Purdue University. ALPnA-Univ. of Michigan. BETA-State College of Mich. GAMMA!1FHUSdale College. Ame Ix'orthwestern Univ. DmmA-Knox College. EmILoN-lll. Wesleyan Univ. ZE'PAgLombard University. E'M-University 0f Illinois; Ame-Univ. ofWisconsiu. ALPHA-Univ. of Missouri. BETA Westminster College. GAMMA Wthington UnivA ALPHA-Iowa W esleyan Univ. BE'm-State Univ. of Iowa. ALMIA Univ. of Minnesota. ALPnA-University of' Kansas. ALPIIA-Univ. of Nebraska. Ame-hlfniv. of California. BETA ILeland Stanford Univ. Chicago. Kansas City. Salt Lake City. Los Angeles. mBi Qeffa QZBefa. Zeta Cthpfer. ESTABLISHED, 1877. Stains in QMBe. T. T. Moore, Ewing McLean, G. C. Moore, J. L. Randel, J . R. Miller, XV. M. Randel, W . L. Harris, S. C. M atson. 3 Stamps fn Sacuffafe. A. R. Priest, A. M., L. C. Bentley, A. 13., Andrew Stephenson, A. M., Ph. D., J. F. Brumback, A. B. onsfderabuafez. J. F. Brumback, L. 0. Bentley, F. W. Foxworthy. Srafrea in gnibersifafe. SENIORS. JUNIORS. F. H. Bly, R. J. Roberts, J. G. McNutL, John ChaH'ee, Frank Hall, Frank T. Takasugi, Frank I. XValker, Chas. E. Newlin, T. E. Morse, J. M. House, A. L. Gary. Edwin Kahl, Austin Funk, John M. Walker. X SOPHOMORES. FRESIIMEN. R. S. Henderson, Fred Hall, Chas. OiDell, Howard Thomas, M . A. Lasater, E. G. Scotten. Cyrus Mead, S. K. Ruick. '- 116 , 4:3; 1 u - . ,. 3', . R BEfmrtnnt'm '09 fry W mBi cBmmna Qem. FOUNDED AT WASHINGTON AND JEFFERSON COLLEGE IN 1848 COLORS: Royal Plcrple. YELL: Rah! Rah! Plu' Gum ! Rah! Rah! Della! Rah! Rail ! Rah ! Barley! Phi Gamma Delta! 030?? of C6apfers. Yale University, College of City of New York, Cornell University, University of City of New York7 Washington and J efferson College, Bucknell University, Ohio W esleyan University, Ohio State University, De Pauw UnixrelJSity, Hanover College, Illinois W esleyau University, University of Minnesota, University of Tennessee. W illium Jewell College, University of Michigan, Massachusetts Inst. of Technology, W orcester Polytechnic Institute, Colgate University, Columbia, College, University of Pennsylvania, Alleghany College, Lafayette College, Pennsylvania State College7 University of North Carolina, Roanoke College, Washington and Lee University, Pennsylvania College, Muhlenberg College, Lehigh University, J ohns Hopkins University, University of Virginia, Hampden-Sidney College, Richmond College, Wittenberg College, Denison University, Wooster University, Indiana State University, Wabash College, Knox College, University of Kansas, University ofCalifomia, Leland Stanford, J12, University. University of Wisconsin, Amherst College, Trinity College, Union College. 119 wBi gamma Qefta. Eamea C$apfer. ESTABLISHED, 1857. 5mm in Sacuf'fafe. Thomas J . Bassett, A. M., Ph. D. Srafrea in QMBe. G. C. Smythe, D. E. Lockridge, J onathan Birch, W alter Allen, J 01111 Clark Ridpath. M. J . Beckett, T. W. Taylor, H. S. Renick, Addison Daggy, grams in gnioersifafe. SENIORS. George N. Dunn, , JUNIORS. A. J. Kuykendall, Maynard L. Daggy, SOPHOMORES. Karl McKee, Frank L. Lewis, FRESHMEN. Leslie R. Skinner, Ben C. Crowder, - Jas. Sprankle, 120 A lbert P. Smith. Ernest N. Showalter, Claude D. Hall. Harry 0. Hayes. Paul Stratton, Will B. Peck. xwyo-w - w 7 llrrlrll l'hlln. ESTABLISHED AT W ASHINGTON AND JEFFERSON COLLEGE, XVashington and Jefferson, Bucknell University, Dickinson College, Franklin and Marshall College, Eisfricf II. University of Virginia, W'ashington and Lee University, Johns Hopkins University, University of South :arolina, Northwestern University, Beloit College, Pittsburg, Oincinflati, B'Iaryland, Hmupdeu-Sidney College, State University, mBi Kappa qui. COLORS 2 Pink and Lavender. YELL : High I Uiyh ! High I Phi Kappa. Psi, Live Ever I Die Never .1 Phi Kappa Psi ! CBoff of C6apfers. Qisfricf I. Swarthmore College, Syracuse University, Columbia College, Alleghany College, Colgate University. Columbian University, University of Mississippi. $isfticf IV. University of Minnesota, Leland Stanford University. University of Kansas. qumni $ssociafions. Chicago, Philadelphia, New York, Springfield, 0., Next Grand Arch Council held in 1896 1 23 Ohio Wesleyan University, D0 Pauw University, Vabash College, 1852. Pennsylvania College, Lafayette College, University of Pennsylvania, 'Cornell University, Eiafricf III. Ohio State University, Indiana State University, XVittenbeI-g College. University of Michigan, University of Iowa, Cleveland, Minneapolis, Kansas City. QDBi Kappa mat. Jubiana chpSa C6apfer. ESTABLISHED, 1865. grams in 0:11:82. J 01111 Michael, Eugene Hawkins. Rev. H. M. Middleton1 Clayton KellyC Status m Simuffatc. Edwin Post, A. M., Ph. D., Wilbur T. Ayl'es, A. M., John Poucher, A. M., D. D., James Riley Weaver, A. M., B. D., Francis W. Hanawztlt, A. M. $tafres in guivemifafe. sumous. Walter E. Ervin, Taber H. Upson. JUNIORS. Paul Gilbert, V erling W. Helm, . W alter T. Marlatt, Harry L. Murray, Ralph C Norton, Joseph G. Phipps, Fred E. Reeve, Chandler P. Robbins. SOPHOMORES. Frank Hayden, A lbert Patterson, Jesse R. Hceb. FRESHMEN. Ernest N. Hulley, Chas. S. Davis, Will XV. Lockwood, Wm. Poucher, R. H. Rose, Walter G. Stewart, Homer B. Talley, George Quick. , .. T..'.V.,,.v- m II Why. 17! 111 r Williams College, Unioh College, Hamilton College, Amherst College, Adelbert College, Colby University, Rochester University, Middlebury College, Rutgers College, CEeffa Qtpaieon. FOUNDED AT WILLIAMS COLLEGE 1834. COLORS: Old Gold and Peacock Blue. YELL: D U! Delta U! Delta Lf'milonyl D- U l Dva U I Dclm Fpsilou! JL-U! Della U! Dolm, ITpxilmL! 66mm 030W. Brown University, Colgate University, New York University, Cornell University, Marietta College, Syracuse University, Michigan University, Northwestern University, Harvard University, Swarthmore. Wisconsin U niversity, . Lafayette College, Columbia College, Lehigh University, Tufts College, De Pauw University, Pennsylvania University, Minnesota University, hamssachusetts Inst. of Technology, Qegfa lesifon. Ea mama: C6apfer. ESTABLISHED, 1887. Main: in grBe. Alexander Black. grafres in gnivemifafe. S E NIORS . E. E. Schnepp, XV. E. Life, K. V. Kibbie, S. R. Johnson, J. XV. Bowers. JUNIORS. E. S. Meade, W. L. Lewis, F. M. Life, E. Benj. iowe. SOPIIOMORES. F. C. Tilden, T. N. Ewing, B. V. B01168. D. S. Hulfish, J. E. Ln Hines, F. C. Blackwelder, S. Paul Poynter, E. L. Davis, V. J . Sandy. FRESH MEN C. M. Culp, J. R. Raub, W. J McGaughey, Jas Hughes, W'. H. Creek. 136 Ilrlwu. lku: FOUNDED AT VIRGINIA B'hLITARY INSTITUTE, 1869. V irginia Military Institute, South Carolina University, South Carolina Military Academy, University of Alabama, University of Texas, Alabama A. and N. College, Vanderbilt University, University of the South, University of Missouri, Missouri Valley College, Birmin gham, Ala. , New Orleans7 La., gignia Qlu. Gowns: Old Gold, Black and White. FLOWER: W hits Rose. YELL: Hi Rickety Whuopty D00! Whafs the matter with Sing Nu J Hullabaloo ! Torccozahoo ! Ausgezcichnet Sigma. Nu! QBoff of C6apfers. Emory College, University of Virginia, XVashington and Lee University, University of North Carolina, Howard College, Tulane University, Central University, De Pauw University, Drake University, B'Iercer U niversity, Chicago University. qumni gasociafions. Columbia, Mo., Next Convention at Atlanta, Ga. 139 Dallas, T ems, Cedar Rapids, Iowa, Lehigh University, Indiana State University, South W est Kansas University, Leland Stanford University, Bethcl College, 3 University of Ohio7 P University of Kunsaa Cornell C011 ege, Mount Union College, Purdue University, Oxford, Ga. gigma Qlu. mam agefa Climafer. FOUNDED, 1890. CBarfer szmBem A. D. Dorsett, Eugene F. Talbott, Chas. Jakes, William R. Hornbaker, Stem Talkashima, Adrian E. Tinkham. Sfmfres in gnioeraifafe. SENIORS. S. C. J ohnson, William J. Mahin. JUNIOR. Ernest Clyde W arring. SOPHOMORES. Harvey Carr, A. L. Duncan, Louis Gr. Deerhake, Tazburo Kudo, John K Cecil, Edwin Trippeer. FR ESIIMEN. Ora Hankins, Edwin Kling, Frank Morris, Orville D. Guy, Howard XVl'ight, Albert B. Cmdwell7 Will A. Collins, Schuyler C. Robinson, Ialvin M. Smith, Milton W' . W arring, Theodore Herman Nees. 140 anepenbenf Eiferarp gociefg. YELL: Rah .l Rah ! Rah J Hell ! Rah ! Baubs . ' Dc Puma! De Pau'm 4 De Palm; Barbs I Officers. FIRST SEMESTER. Gr. H. DIALL, H. L. COOK, L. C. P0012, W. L. LEWIS, J. O. STUTSMAN, A. E. DE BAUN, .DAN PYLE, President, Vice-Presitlent, Secretary, Corresponding Secretary, Treasurer, . Sergeant-abA rms, demBets. SENIORS . 0. L. Fulwider, E. S. Shumaker, F. S. Ditto, H. S. McCutcheon, JUNIORS. XV. W7. Williams, W. A. Buck, P. H. Beefy, 'H. L. Cook, L. C. Poor, Chas. Kellar, SOPIIOMORES. Isaburo Takasuka, A. Jackson, A. E. De Baum, G. H. Diall, FRESI D! H N . Albert Bollinger, Nicholas Brubaker, U. K. French, PRE I 5X RATUR Y ST UD E NTS. F. A. Martin, G. M. Sandifur, IL M. Piper, J. W. Little, Frank McNett, Jas. McVey, 142 B. Goshorn, B. F. Riley, J. J5. Little, SECOND SEMESTER. J. O. STUTSMAN. P. H. Emmy. F. A MARTIN. F. MCNETT. A. E. D1; BAUX. 0. L. FULWIDER. E. N. Goshorn, J. 0. Stutsman. J. W. Dowds, 'W. G. Leuzenby. E. JG. Evans. 0. Polhemus. F. C. Hicks. D2111 Pyle, J 0. Ray. ALPHA 0F MAINE, . . . ALPHA OF N. HAMPSHIRE, ALPHA OF VERMONT, . . BETA OF VERMONT, . . . ALPHA 01v hIASSACIICSETTS, BETA 01v L'IASSACHUSET'J'S, . GAM MA om M Ass A01 LUSETTS, ALPHA 019 CONNEC'I'ICUT, . BETA 016 CONNECTICUT, . . GAMMA 01v CONNECTICUT, . ALPHA OF NEW YORK, BETA OF NEW YORK, GAMMA OF NEW YORK, . DELTA OF NEW YORK, . EPSILON OF NEW YORK, andoin, Dartmouth, Univ. of V. Middl ebul'y, Harvard, Amherst, XVilliams, Yale, . Trinity, . 'Wealeyan, ,Union, . Univ. of City of N. Y. 001.01 City of N. Y. Columbia, . Hamilton, QDBi Qgeta Kappa. POST-GRADUATE FRATERNITY, FOUNDED AT THE COLLEGE OF WILLIAM AND MARY, DECEMBER 6,1776. 4366mm Brunswick, Me. Hanover, N. H. Burlington, Vt. Middlebury, Vt. Cambridge, Mass. Amherst, Mass. Williamstown, Mass. New Haven, Ct. Hartford, Ct. Middletown, Ct. Schnectady, N. Y. New York, N. Y. New York, N. Y. New York, N. Y. Clinton, N. Y. 144 kaoff. ZETA OF NEW YORK, . . ETA OF NEW YORK, . . TIIETA OF NEW YORK, . . IOTA OF NEW YORK, . BETA 01v OHIO, . ALPHA 010 PENNSYIA'ANI.-x, BETA 01v PENNSYLVANIA, . GAMMA 010 PENNSYLVANIA, ALPHA OF NEW JERSEY, ALPHA OF INDIANA, . . ALPHA OF KANSAS, . . . ALPHA 01v ILLINOIS, . . DELTA 0F PENNSYLVANXA, ALPHA OF MINNESOTA, . . DELTA 01v MASSACHUSETTS, Hobart, A Colgate,. . . . Cornell,. . . Rochester, . Kenyon, Dickinson, . Lehigh, . Lafayette, Rutgers, D0 Pauw, . . . State University, Northwestern, . State University, State University, Tufts, . . . . Geneva, NH Y. Hamilton, N. Y. Ithica, N. Y. Rochester, N. Y. Gambia, Ohio. Carlisle, Pu. South Bethlehem, Pa. Easton, Pa. New Brunswick, N. J. Grocncastle, Ind. Lawrence, Kansas. Evanston, Ill. . Philadelphia, Pa. Minneapolis, Minn. College Hill, Mass. S. L. Bowman, S. T. D., Wm. Grant Alexander, Bishop Thomas Bowman, Phillip Schaffner Baker, Albertus Theodore Briggs, William C. Ball, Shadric L. Bowman, Henry Augustus Buchtel, George W. Burton, Russel K. Bedgood, Wilbur Vincent Brown, Jessie F. Brumback, George L. Curtis, Will F. Cumback, Charles G. Cloud, Frost Craft, John E. Carpenter, J ohn M. Coulter, George C. Calvert, Tom Reid Crowder, Newland T. De Pauw, m6? $efa Kappa. $e mauw C$apfer. Officers. JAMES RLLEY VEAV1m, EDWIN POST, WVILLIAM F. SWAIILEN, President, Vice-President, Secretary. CBarfeercmBem. 1V. C. Ball, B. A., qycmfiem. Charles W. De Pauw, Trumbull Gillette Duvall, Ira E. David, Harry M. Dowling, Alfred Emil Dickey, Lewis Fred Dimmitt, Edward Dunn, Edward Eggleston, Bishop Charles A. Fowler, William P. Fishback, Hillary A, Gobin, Eugene A. Gilmore, Bishop John F. Hurst, Juhn H. Holliday, Charles W. Hodell, Henry H. Hornbrook, John E. Higdon, Oliver P. Hoover, John E. Iglehart, Henry G. Jackson, John P. D. John, Jesse Johnson, Frank L. Libbleton, Henry B. Longdem George B. Lockwood, Augustus L. Mason, Addison W. Moore, Alexander Martin, Robert W. P. Noble, Joseph P. Naylor, E. Guy Osborne, Horace Greely Ogden Edwin Post, Arthur Ragan Priest, Albert G. Porter, John Poucher, John Clark Ridpath, Thomas B. Bedding, Eli E Ritter, Halstead T1. Ritter, 1 C. A. Waldo. Clarence Reed, Victor H. Ringer, XVilliam F, Swahlen, Charlles W. Smith, Oscar Stewart, Chesteen W. Smith, William E. Smyser, Andrew Stephenson, Richard S. Tennant, Salem B. Town, Henry J. Talbott, Charles W. Treat, Fredric A. Thomas, Lucien M. Underwood, James Riley Weaver, Clarence A. Waldo, Roy 0. West, William H. VViso. ? 4 '96 gwmwwwwwwwwwwmww 36 wrganisations. : WWWWW$$$W$$W$WWR W QZBe l$ociofogica9 CBuB. Students specially interested in Sociology find their labors in this direction assisted by the bi-weekly meetings of the De Pauw Socio- logical Club. At each meeting some member presents a, paper for considerathm, and once 2L month the club is addressed by a sociologist from abroad. . The Club was organized February 5, 1894, and has the following 111em1mrs: 0fficers. M. L. DAGGY, . . . . h'esident. F. M. LIFE, . . . . . . . . . . . . Vice-President. CLAUDE D. HALL, . . . . . . . . . Recording Secretary. S. PAUL POYNTER, . . . . . . . . . Corresponding Secretary. GEO. E. DEE, . . . Treasurer. gcfive thmBem. F. C. Tilden, Geo. W'. Kcnney, 'P. N. Ewing, Ernest Showalter, H. S. McCutcheon, Orville Pratt, C. E. Smith, J. W. Bowers, 0. L. Fulwider, George N. Dunm XV. A. Buck, Gideon H. Diall. generate qyemiiem. James Riley XVeszer, A. M., Rev. Samuel Baer, Ph. 12., Geo. C. Calvert, Ph. B., Arthur R. Priest, A. M., 171.. H. Morrison. lepgtcfgon Etferarg gocwfp. MOTTO: Rcmxigmc Pot'ius Qumn Flwiuu'c. GWicem. . BERTHA MAXSON, . . . Premdent. EVELYN RILEY, . . . . . A . . . . . . . Vice-President. MAUD HUESTIS, . . . . . . . . . . . . Secretary. MARY DENNY, . . . TITIeasurer. QlemEers. Lelia Middleton, Bertha Maxson, Hattie W 01 ch, , Mary Lincburger, Mary Denny, Evelyn Riley, Maude Huestis, Lum leuy, Edna Williams. 149 Qe mauve $3M? C9113. BETA 0v KAPPA Pm Oxm'mm KAPPA. Comm: Black. chioe OpemBem. SENIORS. E. E. Sohnepp, A. P. Smith, A. L. Gary, G. N. Dunn, Joe Greene, A. Buchannun, Tgl el 1 art. .JUNJORH. J. M. Blake, Frank Hall, Maverick Terrell, Ben Rowe, forfnigljfep CfuB. themBem Prof. Fairfield, Prof. Smyser, Lieut. Lewis, Mrs. Fairfiold, Mrs. Smyser, Mrs. Lewis, Prof. Jones, Prof. Fernic, Prof Foster, Prof. Rowley, Prof. Mansfield, Prof. George. J. H. Cooper, Frank E. Strange, K. V. Kibbic, 1m Garrison, M. L. Duggy. .MyZHW mania 4f .uEIE aymwzz .mEaNOHszDm 431E QZBe Qe mauw Quarfeffe. T 7EW ROBABLY 110 University in the XV 3st can boast of such splendid musical organizations as the male qlmrtcttes which have been organ- .6 ,- '1, ized at De Pauw during the past few years. The De Pauw Quartette organized in TM, composed of Messrs. Maxwell, Miller, Dixon, A and Seumen, was the first quartette From this place to :ttt'uct general attention. Their popularity was astonishing, and their career was attended with marked success in every particuhu: The Apollo Qumrtette, composed of Messrs. Gilbert, Lockwood, Thornburg and Power, was organized about the time the preceding quartette disbanded. After a sucoessfhi tour through Michigan, W iseonsin, Illinois, Kentucky and Indiana, the organization disbanded, by reason of three of the members leavingr college. The present De Pauw Quartette was organized in February of 1894, ELlld made its first appea 111100 at the local oratoricul contest, during the same month, 011 which occasion they were greeted with the greatest enthusinmn. Since then they have filled numerous concert dates in the cities of this and the adjoining states, and the high standard zmd quality 01 their entertainments nre generally acknowledged to beunsurpassed. N umerous trips have been made into Missouri, Iowa1 illinois, Kentucky and the towns and cities of the state. Everywhere they are enthusi- astically received, and it is safe to say that tt Our Quartetteh is the hnest and most popular organization of the kind in the W est. The mem- bers of the quartette are Messrs. Paul J. Gilbert, first tenor; Harry E. Paris, second tenor; Wilbur F. Starr, first bass; Paul Burlingame, second bass. 99a fpauw 011mb Quarfeffe. SoprmzoieMrs. Pauline Blake Newhouse. AlluiMiss Adeline Rowley. Jenm'er. Paul Gilbert. Buss Min Pnui Burlinoume. D 31mm Quarfeffe. mfii msi gerenabing 6?qu RALPH C. NORTONI Manager. E. N. Hullcy, AIUMCZUM'IL. H. T. Upson, Guitar. Paul Gilbert, Fio'st Tenor. P. J. Gilbert7 Haw. Ernest Var1'in r Second 'l'mmr. 7 John W alker, Vlvliy-sl Bass. W . E. Ervm, Ocarma. :Hill'l'y L. Murray, u'ccnnrl Busx. Chas. Davis, Triangle. Elk 12:30 CM. e mauve Qianbofin CfuB. Mandolins. Mandolins. Frank Thomas, Ben Rowe, Maurice Tribby. Ben Rowe, Maurice Tril'yby, Frank T homas. Violoncello. Violm. Eugene Shil'en'mn. Gene Shirmunn. Guitars. Guitars. Hurr K. Tum don Noble Giotto Rowers. G11 ' Lo revs qu'rv Lzm rdon Taber U Json. .Y 7 b . y ., B a 1 E6 mauw qgraw irio. Frank I. XVulker, MM Um'uet. Milton Miller, Second Comm. .1 01m M. W'alker, Baritmw. 154 QeHmautv ggmpliong Ochwfta. ADOLPH SCHELLSCHMJDT, Conductor. 1457M Violins. Second Violins. Albert Bollinger, Lucy Andrews, Altah Devore7 Karl McKee, XViHiam Collings, Elmo Cooper, E113, Peck, Sherman Powell, Arma Honnole. P. B. Elliott. Double Bass. J oseph Grogan. Violas. G. Hinsching, Mrs. Belle A. Mansfield, Mrs. Flora T. Laughlin. Cellos. Comets. T. C. Grooms. XVill G. Grooms. P. B. Graham, F. I. Walker. Clav'i'nct. Trombone. Hennann Hinsching. Henry S. W erneke. Drums. A. Marion Fernie, Caroline D. Rowley. 155 7213a Eoreeei CW8. NE of the most successful of the musical organizations at De Pauw is the Lorelei Club, under the and a love for the highest class of music. direction of Marion Alison Fernie. The aim of this club is the cultivation of musical taste The club has given several concerts during the past year, which have proved the high degree of excellence which hiLS already been reached, and which are prophecies of future attainments. glemBets. Mrs. Pauline Blake Newhouse, Alice H eaten, Mayme Jennings, Bertha Gregory, lEstelle Morse, Eva Osborne, Nellie Anti'im, Helen OiDeil, Eda Cooper, Catharine Foster, J Line Collins, Carrie Conrey, 157 Bertha Hanker, I iuella Todhunter, :1 J essie Fox, Altah Devore, Mildred Rutledge, Adeline Rowley, Blanche Gregory, Josie Cartwright, Alice Potter, Fern Wood, Demma Curliss. Qe mamas 139w 639118. :l ROMTNENT among the 01 ga111111t1011e of the University which contribute to the enjovment 0f the students, 5;! the Faculty and the Citizens which sti1 11p enthusiasm 11nd give the outside 11' 01'ld mint glimpses of the fi'olicsomc pleasures of college life, is the Glee Club It was 01'g1111i7ed in 1893 with P1'0'.i William Kraft as di1ect01. During the hrst 3131113 it 1111116111 ed 111 public only twice, but was both times enthusi asticelly received. Iii March of 1894,11fte1' P1'0f.K1'aft had left the Music School, the club was reorganized and Prof. KV1.'1lte1 Howe Tones was elected to the cli1eet01ship. The first appearance of the new Glee Club W113 in the college chapel, where it rendered In Praise of Old De Pauw 9 with such spirit and artistic finish that it received a hearty encore. Early in May, after having practiced only about two months, it gave 11 very successful concert in Meharry Hall, and made a tour7 visiting Kokomo, Peru and Indianapolis. The delightful time which the members e11j0yed,t1'z1ve1i11g in their brilliantly decorated special 0111', can be adequately described only by them. The present year has been one of prosperity for the club. Under the able directorship 01' Prof. Jones, it is attaining 11 high state of excellence. There 11.1'e 110w thirty members, including the De Pauw Quartette, whose selections 11le greatly to a progrzunnie. An extensive trip is contemplated for the late spring. May the Glee Club ever prosper and bring new honors t0 Old De Pauw. Gificers. PAUL BURLINGAME, . . . . . , . . . President. JOHN M. WALKER, . . . . . . .' . Vice-President. EUGENE THLEHAR'P, . , , , , . , . Secretary. ERNEST XVAKKING, . 1 . - . . . . Treasurer. J'. K. CECIL, . . . . . . . . Librarian. WVALTER IZIUWE JONES, . . . . . . . Director. ISAAC NORRIS, . . . . . . . . Pianist. 11111s'1' TENURE. ' ST ASSES' Paul Gilbert, John Matthews, Wilbur Starr, N0 ble Giotto Rogers, Ernest Hulley, S. R. Johnson, M. W. Warring, M. Hollingsworth, 0111161 McCullough. Clarence Strong, Percy Hodges, Clayton 111111111111, 0. K. Jones. SECOND 111110113. SECOND BASSES- Ernth Warring, Homer Talley, J. W. Bowers, P11111 Burlingame, T1103. Nadul, Harry Langdon, J. M. Walker, J, K, Cecil, Harry Paris, 11. K. Johnson, Eugene Iglelmrt, A. Abbott, Walter Stewart, 110111111'11'1'1101111111, 117111 Lockwood. . J. O. Stutemzm. Quivemifg Concerf Course. The concerts given under the auspices of the Music School are among the most delightful entertainments given at De Pauw. Its purpose is to bring the students of the University, and especially those of the Music School, in closer touch with the great artists of the musical world. COURSE FOR 189445. 1. MR. MAX BENDIX, Assisted by Mme. Von Dnyn. 2. M. AIME LAUCHA UME, Assisted by Alison Marion Fernie. 3. THE FRANK XVILCZEK CONCERT COMPANY. 4. MRS. GENEVRA JOHNSTONE BISHOP, Assisted by Walter Howe Jones and Adolph Schellschmidt. nguBfican 6qu. Officers. GEORGE E. DEE, President. E. H. IGLEHART, Vice-President. N. W. JONES, Secretary. A. L. GARY, Treasurer. F. E. REEVE, Sergeant-atuAI-ms. mrotiiBition CfuB. Officera. O. L. FULWIDER, President. N. J . BRUBAKER, Vice-President. E. L. DAVIS, Secretary, 0. W . SHOEMAKER, Treasurer. 159 $e memo: QM Cqu. Officem EMMA STEPHENSON, President. BESSIE SMITH, Vice-President. BLANCUE GREGORY, Secretary. MRS. SHERMAN POWELL, Treasurer. QtemBers. Helen Allen, Katharine Foster, Lizzie Goulding, Nell Clearwaters, Agnes Foster, Melissa B. George, Blanche Gregory, Mrs. Sherman Powell, Alice Heaton, Lillian Smith, Mrs. Belle A. Manslield, Gertrude Tousley, Salome Harshbarger, Emma Stephenson, Luella Hurst, Bessie Smith, EHie Pattie, May T hompson. Qemocrafic CfuB. Officers. CLAUDE D. HALL, President. J AMES HUGHES, Vice-President, J AMES L. GAVIN, Recording Secretary. H. L. COOK, Corresponding Secretary. DAN PYLE, Treasurer. mopufisf 611:3. Bournafiam. tional differences which arose among the members of the bou.1'd,twe papers, under the name Adz, were published For it time. The following year the two publications were known as the Bema, and the De Pztuw Record. The Bema was a weekly publi- cation, while the Record was a hi-weekly, but became a weekly the next year. 111 1892 the Em, a paper puhhshed by the Preparatory students, made its appearance. Factional fights were continually rntgi 11g between the Emma and Rccord, until 1893, when peace was declared and the opposing Forces united to publish one paper. The result of this union was the publication of the De Pauw Weekly. Each element is allowed one representative on the board. This plan has proved to be the better, and De Pauw has been sending out a paper which represents the University and not a fae- tion. $UR first successful student publication was the Asbury thtlzly. This paper was succeeded by the De Pauw Adz. Owing to fac- J 1 Ea mam chiifg gaff. qusinerm gaff. F. H. CHURCH, . . . . . . . Managing Editor. ALBERT P. SMITH, . . . . Associate Managing Editon K. V. KIBBIE, . . . . . . . Advertising Agent. ORVILLE PRATT, . . . . . Subscription Agent. CEWoriaf gaff. JAMES H- COOPERT ' ' ' ' - ' ' . Editor. MISS GERTRUDE BROWN, . . . . . Exchange Editor. 0- g;- fULWIDER: ; Associate Editors. WALTER MARLATT, . . . . . .- Athletic Editor. 8' t OHNSONT . . MISS ADA KENT, . . . . Editor of De Pauw Verse. T. C. HERRON, . . . . . . . Chlef of Local Staff. R. J. ROBERTS, Alumni Editor. MISS LILLIAN BROWNFIELD, ; I iterar ' Fditors. MISS HADDIE DAGGY, ' 3 J 160 Qe qoauw Oratoricaf lesociafion. Officers. MT M. XVANT, President. HARVEY CARR, Vice-President. DALE SEDGWICK, Recording Secretary E. L. DAVIS, Treasurer. F. E. REEVE, Corresponding Secretary. Otaforicaf Confeat 15:?15 in qyeBartg 15am Sribag $bening, S68. 8, 1895. PROGRAMME. INVOCATION. MUSIC. Gavotte Moderne, Liebling, Op. 11, The Church and the Problem of Reform, The New Era in Politics, MUSIC. Hail, Smiling Morn, SpofTbrth, The Fraternal Epoch, Christianity in the U. S. Government, Miss Florence Elliott. M. L. Daggy, Greencastle. John M. W alker, New Albany, Ind. De Pauw Mixed Quartette. Thos. W . Nadal, Mihoy, Ind. H. L. Murray, Greencastle. The Supreme Law in Human Progress, Fred. W. Hixson, Bruceville. T , MUSIC. Quis est homo TStabat Mata? Rossini, Mrs Newhouse and Miss Rowley. The Philosophy of Conflict, Geo. W. Kenney, Broadlands, Ill. The Religion of the Future, R. J . Roberts, Riverton, Iowa. MUSIC. Miss Marie Hoover. 'Miss Rowley and Mr. Gilbert. Mr. Starr. Valse, Moszkowski, Estudiantina, Lacomc, Solo, . . Decision of Judges. MAYNARD L. DAGGY, Representative in State Contest. 161 Qe qaauw braforg. centre of oreterieal culture in the educational world. It was at this time that the Classic wells of Phile and Plate reverbemted with the impassioned eloquence of exuberant youth. These organizations thoroughly imbued the University with that spirit which interprets oratory as a means and not as an end, and in this resides the secret of our unrivaled success. The omtorieal spirit did not perish with the 01d literary societies, but passed into the Asbury Omtoriczll Association, organized in 1875. At this time Mr. Chas. A. Dwyei' was zuvarded the honor of representing Asuhry in the State Contest. During the twenty years of our membership in the Oratorieal Association, we have nine times represented Indiana in the Interstate and J N the early days of old Asbury, our U niversity laid the corner-stone of the great superstructure that to-duy distinguishes De Pztuw us the 0 have received first place during live years. Our hrst successful representative in the interstate was Mr. C. F. Coffin, who spoke upon, HThe Philosophy of Seeptieism? At present, Mr. COFFm is an infiuential member of the Indianapolis bar, and was recently Dean of the De Peuw Law School. In 1885, Mr. A. J . Beveridge won IL notable victory with a superior oration, tt The Conflict of Labor and CapitaiW Mr. Beveridge is also a prominent lawyer of the Capital City. De Pauwh next victory was in 1888, when Mr. R. G. Johnson was the successful contestant. The title of the winning oration was: ttPrinciples of Political Parties? After graduation, Mr. J ohnson occupied it responsible position upon the Chicago Press Association. In the summer of 1890, Mr. J ohnson was compelled to resign because of failing health, and after a few months illness his death occurred. tt National Unity h was the subject of the speech of Mr. Jas. H. Wilkerson, who was successful in 1889. Mr. W iikerson was for several years Instructor in Rhetoric at De Pauw, but is now practicing law in Chicago. For the iirst time in the history of inter-eellegiate oratory, in 1892, the laurels 0f the final contest fell to one of the fair sex, Miss E. J. Nelson, Who sustained De Pauwts enviable reputation most handsomely. Miss Neisonts oration, ti industrial Freedomj, was it masterly production. This review would scarcely be complete without mentioning Our honored alumnus, Rev. F. L. Dimmitt, who received second place in the Interstate of 394. Through all the vicissitudes of a score of years, the spirit of Demosthenes hes jealously guarded the interest of our beloved institution. Encouraged by the acheivements 0f the past, inspired by the possibilities of the present, De Pztuw turns her face stemlfastiy towards the future, confident that the highest Alp is yet to be reached. 162 A -wF-m... rehq ,HZSmm Z. EOCmm. 3335me r. 300;? am FEEIH. c. 93:: 035.9 053? V318. :. r. 255:2. $2302 r. rmcEm. Em Eczlr c. SP3: cum Ecelr c. mezmp Jntersdtotfegiafe QeBafes. HEN, in the fall of 1893, it was proposed to establish the inter-eollegiate debate system of the East, between De Peuw University and Indiana University, considerable doubt was manifeeted as to the practicability of the scheme. However, it was determined to make the effort ; and during the fall, primaries were held in each of the competing institutions, at which three representatives from each institution were chosen. The following spring the final debate was held in T omlinson Hall, Indianapolis, during the time of the annual meeting of the State Teachers, Association. Although there were no judges at this contest, the consensus of opinion was that De Pauw won the debate. The second debate was held on the evening of February 22, in B'Leharry Hall, the subject for discussion being: :tResolved, That the Government Should Own and Operate the Tnter-state RailwaysW De Pauw, representing the aHirnmtive, put forward her strongest men, who handled the subject most disastrous end disheartening to their rivals. The judges, Dr. Tuttle, of W abash; Dr. Sanderson, of Indiana N ormal, and Prof. Kinsley, of University of Illinois, decided that the contest had been fairly won by De Pauw. This annual debate, which is now a permanent institution of our college life, is looked forward to with keen anticipation. The event is under the general supervision of the Departments of Oratory, History and Political Science, and the funds that accrue from the admission fee Charged at each debate is divided between these departments of the two institutions. The Inter-Collegiate Debate has come to stay. May De Pauwh victories continue with each year. mroBiBifion Oratoricaf Contest. QpeBarrg 15:499. QM? 19. 1895. MUSIC. INVOCATION. . The Government Ownership of Railroads, . . . , Watson L. Lewis, Wheeling, Ind. The New Slavery and The Prohibition Party, . . . Claude D. Hall, Areola, I11. A Plea for Sunday Emancipation, . . Edna. XViHiams, Grandview, Ia. MUSIC. The Saloon vs. the State, . , . . . . . T. N. Ewing, Armle, Ill. The New Era, in Politics, . . . . . . . J. M. XVaIker, New Albany, Ind. American Citizenship, . . P. H. Beery, Greeneastle, Ind. MUSIC. Decision of Judges. W'atson L. Lewis, Representative in State Contest. 164 QZBe gfubemfat Qofunfcer movement for jfmign Qtlism'ons. REV. GEO. C. HEWES, tDE PAUW MISSIONARY TO INDIA. N this age much attention is given to what has been called University Extension. The StudentsY Volunteer Movement may be aptly called a phase of this work. For truly its aim is to extend the christizuiized enlightenment 0f the University to the farthest parts of the earth ; its specific objects beingeto enlist new volunteers for the foreign mission field, to secure the active support of those at home, and to unite all volun- teers in an organized and aggressive movement, the efheient purpose of which is the emm- gclization 0f the world in this genm'ation. Instituted in 1887, as an organic part of the Christian Association of North America, the society has grown rapidly and now has an en- rollment of seven thousand. The De Pauw Branch was organized November 24, 1890, with sixteen members. Of its members six are in foreign fields, one is in the training school, one undbr appointment, and many others in active Christian service. In 1891, Rev. George C. Hewes, one of the Band, was sent as the U niversity missionary to Lucknow, India, where his labors as pro- fessor in Reed Christian College have been greatly blessed. He is supported entirely by gratuitous donations from the students and Faculty of the University. Through the efforts of the Band 150 volumes have been recently added to the missionary library. Such, in brief, has been their work. God has set his approval upon it, and grander achievements are expected for the future. 'Boung TUomeWe Ctrisficm hwociafion. HE Y. XV. C. A. forms no small feature in the college life of 0111' Christian girls. Here we meet on a. common plane, break over the fraternity lines often so sharply drmvn, :md unite in one purpose and desire: the advancement of that which is highest end noblest in life, the development of the best that is within us. The Y. W7. 0. A. seeks to develop its members in every line of growth, physical, social, intellectual and spiritual, but we, as most college associations, have emphasized only the spiritual, since in nearly all colleges the other lines of work are taken up by the difl'erent departments of the institution. Here at De Pauw, where we have no girlsx gymnasium, no physical culture whatever, it nmy devolve upon the Y. W. U. A. to supply that long-felt need; at leaet plans hzwe been considered and :L step in that direction has been taken. H the Association girls could be once thoroughly interested in the movement, with the encouragement osztculty and friends. something might be done to supply this deficiency in our college education. Very little is attempted in asoeial way. At the beginning of each year a special eiTort is made to welcome the new girls and assist in making- things'pleasant and comfortable for them. Next year we hope to accomplish more along the line of Bible study, for this important feature of the work is too often crowded out by the many demands of our busy college life. Two Bible Classes have been sustained during the year: The Inductive Bible study, led by Prof. Han- awalt, and a. personal workersl class. These have been most helpful to the girls who have availed themselves of the opportunity thus afforded. The joint meetings with the Y. M. C. A. and our own weekly p 'eyer meetings have so far formed the principal line of work. At the'lluesday afternoon meetings seine topic of special interest to college girls is presented, talked over in an informal manner, special music is often provided and the quiet hour thus spent together has not only drawn the girls more closely to each other, but has quickened their spiritual life. The Y. W. C. A. has been and will continue to be en inlluenee for good in the University. Our membership roll is ever increasing, and by the end of the year we hope to be one hundred strong. afficers. LOLA PEYTON, President. AGNES BEALS, Viee-President. JESSIE SPANN, Recording Secretary, GERTRUDE BROWN, Corresponding Secretary. DORA ELLIOTT, Treasurer. Hill fBoung anew Cariaficm stociafion. E PA UW, with her societies that care for the intellectual, the physical, and the social natures, hzm 21.180 an organization that attends to the highest in the spiritual nature. The College Young Mmfs Christian Association is the most distinctively religious organization among the students. The Asso- ciation has enjoyed fl. prosperous career in the Tfniversity for fifteen years. In that time it has done a great deal to mould the moral and religions sentiments of the students. It has branched out into 2L number 01' eifective lilies of activity. The Association conducts regular religious meetings, with an occasional series of special services. It conducts a number of classes in which systematic: Bible study is car- ried 0n. Through it the students support a missionary in Tndint. The University Lecture Course is in charge of the Association, the proceeds of which form it sinking fund for the erection of an Association building. The Association has the hearty support of Faculty and students, and is a prominent feature in the University life. GWicers. VERLING HELM7 President. JOHN E. LA HINES, Viee-Presidcnt. HARRY C. WARD, Recording Secretary. J . K . CECIL, Corresponding Secretary. E. L DAVIS, Treasurer. anioersifg Eccfure Comm. This course is under the supervision of the Y. M. C. A., to whom the proceeds of the leetm-es go. The hest platform orators 0F the country are secured, and the 1eetures are always popular, entertaining and instructive. The following comprise the course for 1891-5: MR. HANNIBAL W'lLLIAMS, ttShztkespeareW REV. FREDERICK D. POWERS, hBlnckheadsf7 MRS. SCOTT SIDDONS, Reeitzttions. tlav. RUSSELL CONWJQLL, HAcres of Diamonds. HON. GEORGE W. BAIN, WXiiiOilg the MatssesY7 167 A gociefp of fBe Qlfumni. Officem H. A. GOBIN, D. D., Class of 770, President. B. F. RAWLINS, D. D., Class of 49, Vice-President. H. E. VALENTINE, A. 13., Class of 86, Secretary. G. C. SMY'PHE, M. 'D., Class of J58, . . . . . . . Treasurer. wBifofogicaf lesociation. This association was organized January 22, 1891, by the professors and students in the higher language classes. its purpose is to treat all technical philological questions. Meetings are held monthly and great interest is taken in the work. It numbers fifty members. 0Kicer5. greenfioe Commiffee. President. PROF. EDWIN POST, Ph. D. PROF. H. B. LONGDEN, A. M., PROF. WILLIAM F. SAVMILEN7 Ph. D. PROF. T. J. BASSETT, D. D., . . . Vice-President. W. T. AYERS, A. M,, . . . . . Sec. and Trous. 168 Ee Cerclk frangais. Officers. M. LE LIEUTENANT LEWIS, MLLE. LILLIAN SMITH, MLLE. EDITH BECK, M. MAVERICK TERRELL, MADAME WALDO, . . . . . M. WALTER HOWE JONES, MLLE. FERNIE, . MLLE. NETTIE W 000, M. FAIRFIELDI 169 E CICRCLE FIMNQATS 6tait Ibnd6 en Octobre, 1894. 011 SL3 .eruit une fois par semaine chez divers membres du Uercle. Le but principal est dbfl'rir une occasion 1101's de classe 011 105 e'etudiants en fmngais peuvent sbxercer dans 1a 0011- versntion et Pnsage pmtiqm: de la hulgue. 011 Otudie la vie et les muvres des principaux auteurs frangais. Le programme ordiuaire se compose cPun papier sur Puuteur suivi diextraits de ses wuvres wciws par les membrcs du Cerclc. Unc fois pzu' mois 0n reprt'asontc unc com6r1'10 modernc. Get hiver ce sont les C01116dies de Lnbiche qubn 1'e1j1'C'SelltB. Les pwces suivantes ont 6w dqa joueeEs: Hga Cigale chez les FourmisRy ULa, Poudl'e aux Yeux,M Wm Grmnnmird7 et h'LzLLettre Chargt'aeW Les Msultats sont de plus- satisfaisants. Les 6tudiants eux-memes constatent des prong considth'ables dansleur connaissance du frangais. N faut ajouter que leur bonne volenw et leur enthousiasme assurent Pavenir briHant et la grande utilitL'! du Cercle. Les oIIiciers du Cercle Frangais pour le scmestre actuel sont les suivants: Pl'e'asident. Vice-P113sident. SecrLStaire. Trasori er. P0$te. Directeur de Musiquc. Directrice de Chant. PMSidente du Comitc5 Litte'raire. Critique. get Qeufche qunb. :AS war am 12. October 2LIS einige V011 den Studcntcn, welehe die deutsche Spmche liebten, sich zusmmnen fzmden, um 5' einen deutschen Bund 7.11 stiften. Der Bund is keine Burschenschaft Oder Vorbindung 11nd soll nieht von Mensur, Quantum, Connners OdET Comment wissen, sein Zweck uber ist, Tfebung in der deutschen Sprache und geselliger Verkehr. Seit der Zeit der Organisation haben die Mitglieder immer ihre regelm'eissige Zusammenkunft, alle Freitag Abcnde gehabt. Es Wird immer Viel gesungen und gesproclmn, damn 11nd wann wird ein kleines Lustspiel gclesen Oder aufgeilihl't, Die sollte cs aber l'zistig Oder wie eine Amigabe warden. W enn mun erst recht wissen will, wie Herr Professor Zorn sich eine Frau wiihlte, oder wie eigensinnig die Frauen und die M'zinner sein kb'nnen, Oder was iiir Dummheiteu ein junger Leutenant, del' in seine Cousine verliebt ist, anstellen kann, so muss man ein Spiel des Bundcs beiwohnen. $71M gorsfanb. .LNEZ ROSGER, V 01'steherin. ANNA SANKEY, ViceN 01'steherih. Gr. A. ABBOTT, Schreiber. BENJ. ROWE, Schatzmeister. ANNA SANKEY, J l rogmms-Ausschuss. G. A. ABBOTT, , GrbenfficBe Ql'lingicber. G. A. Abbott, Marie ChafTee, Inez Rosgel', A. J. Kuykendull, Lola Peyton, Benj. Rowe, Samuel Baer, Hudde Buggy, Anna Sankey, H. B. Longdcn, Orville Pratt, Addie Smith, Charles Cooper, S. C. J 011115011, Mary W right, Lee Mathias, Chandler Robbins, Pearl Bassett, Mrs H. B. Longden. 170 gwenfli lemaf Congfomerafion of fBe mam6695aferian. HEST one sees :L motley crowd of people, 01d, middle-aged and young, of every station in life, gathering at Ladies7 Hull some balmy evening in early spring, and when one sees inquisitive men in all sorts of disguises peeping in at windows and watching at corners for passers-by, they know it is the evening of the annual conglomemtion of Pnn-Thygaters, and that the Hrst-mentioned Class are the bright young eoeeds 01 De Pauwt and the latter includes those members of the sterner sex who feel that their presence is an absolute necessity to insure the success of any enterprise. The Pan-Thygaterian was instituted by the girls of Ladies, Hall, and it is to their hospitality that Pan-Thygaters are each year indebted. The purpose of the organization is accomplished in the complete elimination of all sorority or class distinctions, for here all unite in one common sisterhood. The seventh annualieoneiave was held on the evening of March 15. Every type of humanity was represented, from crying babies to Rip Van Winkle, from J apanese maidens to little black Topsies, from innocent children to baseball players and the Bowery girl. The inflictions administered from a triangular platform in one corner of the parlor were as follows: HScraps from Tan Hasherf by the bell-ringers; HThe Ancient and Modern Tale Of Mary J anef, by Charlie Euripides and Antonio Smith, and the De Pauw Quartette in their latest sensation, itThe Animal FairHa Then came the grand march to the Banquet Hall, where the appetites 0f the assembled throng were satisfied by vinegar pie and sussafras tea. The following toasts were responded to: PROF. B. A. MANSFIELD, Magistra. 1. Femina: 5. Uncataiogued Courses: t Y Femina, tune . Mrs Swmhlen L. Holidays us We Take Them, . Miss Kent. AY- Femiln nuno, . . Mra- gmtvser . M. The Mirage us XV e Fear It, . . Miss Mahan. i r ' , i V I ' ' , 71 . ' N. YeHs, as They AreYelled, . . Hise Hanker. L A. Fenuna post nune, . Miss Bernie. L 0 Chapel 'IS It Isntt Mice Morris . . . , L i , . . . N . 2- Uzwe 11111.: . - - - - ' MIISS Cartwright. 6, Latter-Day Saints1 . . . Miss Madden. 3. The Sennnnrlum, ' - - - Miss 1303319 Rippetoe. 7. P. The Whyi'ore of This Thusneee, . . Miss Le Hines. 4- Eruditus j211115: - - - ' MISS Addie bmlth. Q. The XVhither of This Thusness, Miss Jennings. Echoes of Pau-ud lihitum. A Cake W :le in which HMr. Burlinganieh and ttMiss Greenwayii were the successful contestants, eloeed the evenings entertainment7 and every Pan-Thygater felt that this had been one Of the most enjoyable events of our college life. 171 S.EURTIS JOHNSON, Chairman, Qlinfti annua? wanBeBBenic cgcmquef. Sribag gaming, cgmch $iffeen66, dEigtjfeen gunbreb minefngfve. EMERSON E. SCHNEPP, IRA A. GARRISON, W ALTER MARLATT, HARRY K. LANODON, 9mm. President. Viue-President. Secretary. Treasurer. tEJmcufibe Commiffee. J . M. BLAKE, ALBERT P. SMITH, ORVILLE PRATT. FRANK TAKASUGI, Sacerdos. teams. EMERSON E. SCHNEPP, Toast Master. The School Napoleon, Jack Kuykendall h Darby and Joan are dressed in black ; Sword and buckle behind their back ; Foot to foot and knee to knee, Turn about Darby and Jozllfs company.H Our Theological Student, Austin Funk h For P111 so Humble ! The Missing Link, N. W. Jones h War; this the face that launched a thousand ships, That burned the topless towers of Illium. Cafe de la Cave, C. M. Smith h 0, I could wish this tavern were my drum I h 5. 172 Donkeys, H. Taber Upson Truly man has an asinine nature? J 08 Greene . creeping like The University S pirit, HThen the whining schoolboy . . a snail, unwillingly to school. Farewell, . E. S. Meade h Quoth the raven, neverulol'ef, Panhellenism, . . . . . . Roscoe Bitter My father came from Old Sparta! ,, Auf W iedersehon, Paul Burlingame h When shall we three meet again, In thunder, lightning. and in rain 7 E. Q3. $. Eifcrarp CPuB. MONG the various clubs at De Puuw none are more unique in their purpose than the H. T. B. Literary Club. It aims at the cultivation of extremes, while still not totally ignoring the golden mean. The head and the feet are the Objects receiving especial attention, but the waist also plays an important part. XVe have clubs for the development of the vocal chords, tongue, palate and general physique, but who would have thought of a Club for the development of the two most important parts of the human anatomy? Uniting the intellectual and the emotional, the beginning and the end, the high and the low, study and pleasure, it certainly fills a long-felt wzmt and is destined to stay and increase. A meeting is held each week, when some author is discussed. after which the pleasant graces of Terpsiehore occupy the time. The club, as will be seen from the list below, consists wholly of male members, but no programme is complete without the fair sex. Consequently, the latter enter into the spirit of the organization to a great degree. The past of the club has been glorious, the present is grand, the future is simply tt out OHSight. 0f'Ficers. JAMES H. COOPER. . . . . . . President. FRANK LEWIS, . . . . . . Secretary-Trensurer. qyemBers. A. P. Smith, Chas. Cooper, Maverick Terrell, Leslie Skinner, Lewis Neale, Charles Barnaby, J. B. Bryson, Kari McKee, W'ztllace VVOltt', Taber Upson, Ben Rowe, Paul Burlingame, Garrett Cooper, Chas. Davis, Gene Shireman, Eugene Iglehart, Paul Stratten, A. J . Kuykendail. John Abercrombie. Mber ' $111139.- OfBer CtuBz. HE editor of this department wishes to apologize for any mistakes or omissions which he may have made, inasmuch as they were unintentional and therefore excusable. All he has had to do was to carry four studies; prepare for quizzes; take examinations; do laboratory work; attend foot-bztll games; attend Frat and help spike; prepare papers, theses and criticisms; make political speeches and attend ward meetings during the campaign; read the college paper and all current publications; collect data, and write for the MIRAGE; attend socials, parties, teas and g0 calling; go to church, Sunday school and Y. M. C. A.; take ttcussing from certain members of the Senior Class, and tell people when the MIRAGE will be out; dodge bills and collectors; attend class meetings and participate in class scraps; laugh at certain professors' jokes in order to pass, and all the time live on college hush, consisting of oat-meal and sole-Ieather beefsteak flavored with imagination and long-winded chapel prayers. We have no business to make mistakes while attending to such small matters, smiling at the man who tells us that the MIRAGE will not be published, and ifit is, it woni't be worth a dollar; or that a Lunatic with his eyes shut 01' a Sophomore could write a better one. Peter Jackson zuld J ini Corbett, J im Gavin, Frank Lewis and J im Cooper have been hired as our fighting editors, whom all may consult$ should they not feel satisfied with their treatment in this department. Very humbly, THE EDITOR. mAll contests must take place before the gentlemen members of the MIRAGE Board with the editor-in-Chief as referee 176 garage ergrs. Imbued with great CD University spirit, the following most magnanimous persons fought fiercely against the Hawful MIRAGEW but tt turned up their toes 1; in the attempt: Church, Schnepp, Cooper, Iglehart, Upson, Marlztttf Woncsfk Burlingame, Kuykendall.$ B. Robinsonjk Brownfield, A. Smith, litter. Hlemhers 01 Junior Clnss. IOLOGICAL specimens in the shape of freaks have erganized themselves into a secret society for the purpose of mutual pro- tection. Specimens are confined to the genus homo, although a cross between a man and certain longeeztred quadrupeds is admitted. The members of this organization are distinguished by h those long Visored cape?a The rarest freaks hold the ofhces 0f the organization, the names of whom we are unable to give with cer- tainty. At the request of the members the names are written in a. circle so that there will be no mistake, by supposing that the first name is the important officer. A. P. SMITH, Practical Instructor. x: J. H. COOPER, First Aid dc Cmnp. W. T. MARLATT, Model Member. F. H. CHURCH, Membership Chairman. Q31em5ers. Schnepp, Deerhake, Buchanan, W. H. Jones, Spmnkle, N. Jones, Upson, Rogers, Kuykendall, Burlingame, Iglehart, La Hines. , , , , The Politicians' Club was organized by moftftCICmK the wire-pullers, chicauers, machinators 69118. :3: T and demagogues of D. P, U. in order to pro- mote the principle of honor among thieves, t0 inculcate others to preach purity in politics and practice corrup- tion, to develop the power of prevarication, t6 encourage ofiice-gmb- hing, to improve the methods of ballot stufling, and to secure the blessings offactions for posterity. GfFicem. SCHNEPP, Boss. MCCUTCHEONh Boodler. MARLATT, Manipulator of W ires. F. CHURCH, Thug. qgfocg o? Sihe warbziljeefem. Kibbie, Owens, Norton, Herron, Poynter. a BADGE-Dmnioud shirtstud 0ne-hn1f inch in diameter. +COLons ;Blood rod and dead black. L. G. Deerhake, R. H. Bitter, M. L. Daggy, XV. L. Lewis. 0345 C5ewers anb W. w. Williams, I , E. S. Meade, Sire 5ptffm. A. J. Kuykendall, C. D. Hall, MR. MEADE, Athletic Park. MR. POYNTER, W ire Pulling MR. ROGERS, Noble Giotto Rogers. MISS HARRISON, Nurse. JbiopafGics. MISS MADDEN, Platonic Friendship. MR. LA HINEs, Alpha Phi. MR. RITTER, Professorship. MR. EVANS, The Pig-Skin. KIBBIE, Distiller. CHURCH, Twister of the Faucet. J. COOPER, Bar Tender. SCIINEPP, First Assistant. GRUBBS, Tester. CUNNINGHAM, Bottlewasher. KUYKENDATL7 ProfbssionalMixer. BLAKE, Secret Agt. for Faculty. SHERFEY, Dmincr 0f the Keg. ROGERS, Brewery Agent. SPRANKLE, M. D. of Keeley Cure. Qt. q: QC. Cusfomers. Martin, Boyd, Andrews, G. Cooper. izAuti-Prohibition Association, Win63 Cfufi. MQTTO: VIPs an ill wind that blows n0 whar. Tilden, Neal, Morris, Haskell, Rogers, Sedgwick, Ruick, Sandy, F. Hall, E. Davis, Poynter, La Hinesh This organization confined exclusively to the class of 07. N0 others need apply. Iglehart, Jon es, Kibhie, Buchanan. Owen, C. Allen, PURPOSE: Kibbiw chaperones. 66c QtSig 5a. egOffo 4:qu Buchanan, Ritter, Blake,' Rogers, N; J ones, Scearce, Mahiu, Duff, Lat Hines, Maxwell, Stratton, Henderson, Coan, Dowdeu, Arnold. One day last year an article appeared in the ttDe Paulo I'VccklyfJ t it was weaker than it is now, although it is a paradox to say so, since the weakest thing cannot be any weakelj, in which the editor advised that students should not come to recitations in such careless attire, and should aim to acquire the habits of neat- uess and politeness. MIt does not cost any more to get longer pants, instead of those that barely meet the Shoe tops; neither does it cost much to use a comb and brush, wrote the inspired editor. The morning after the paper came out the editor was besieged hy a great number of the students who wanted to crush the vitality out Of the editor because they considered the article as 2L personal attack. Being assured that nothing- personal was intended, Jim Gavin pro- posed that a club he formed for the purpose of cultivating etiquette and neatness in the University. Jim was elected president and gen- eral manager 011 promising that he would Change his Shirt every three geffdeuffure Cqu. weeks and black his :5th once every other week. Other ofiieers were elected as follows: ALBERT SMITH, Granger of High tVther Mark. HOMER COOK, Tester of Soaps. ALLEN BUCHANAN, Bootblack. WM. BUCK, Manieurist and Chiropodist. E. S. MEADE, Instructor in Graceful Attitudes. 0. L. FULWIDER, Reporter of Fashions. GUY . iOGERs, Chairman of Slick Man Com. W'nm SANDY, FRANK TAKASUGI, HARRY LANGDON, Look-out CommitteefK tDuty of this committee to investigate and explain HHill's Mnmml of Etiquette ; Coop- erts HHow to Kiss ; Iglehnrtts How I Becnme Handsome ; Upson's HPhilosophy 0f Soup K. Davis, tSmythe, Robinson, F. Jooper. Muxw e11, Crebif CfuB. Wlhief Offender. gociefg gmaggug. Cunningham, Rogers, $Meude, Elvin, S hireman, Gavin, A. Smith, Dowden, J. Allen, tSchnepp, $1000per, Culp. W tSmhejvhut awkward and inexperienced, but very presistent. wouszgt; Davis, La. Hines, H erron7 Sedgwick Sandy, Rogers, t , Q'tlogufs of 97. 'M'cKee, Heeb, :ecil. 41Jtag010 GREENE, Chief Bald Knobher, Iqu'cD Ltuckt MURRAY, Chief Consoler, $Ftoumh Stighingt DITTO, Tester of Hair Restoratives. Atwfullyj Ntotorioum CAVE, Keeper Of Hospital. Utollyt Dtuneet KREWEL, Manipulator of Fly Brush. leafb 45mm Cfufn. thmnm'ried. Miruge Bourd unable to mld cause of huldness. Supposed to huve been caused by three Senior girls to whom they refused to propose after courtships of eight, seven and five years I'cspectivelyJ Miss .Tennin gs, Miss Simms, Sam 15m Cfufi. Miss Collin, Miss N. Smythe, Miss Benuchamp, Miss Patterson, Miss Reed, Miss A. Smythe. Qincienf Other of Officcra. gaminarium Eeverybodyi Sieei DWIEADE, ' N ' Commander-ln-Lhief. Stenba. Eitemailyi .noliyi Rmmcm, Vice-Commander. Siillyi Peopulisti POYNTER, Grand Scribe. Nioi WGJerei SCEARCE, Chaplain. thmBem. Eispecinllyj EmviouQ Schnepp, Fiussi Hmtinm Church, IKungryi Heani Cook. Qufes anb QSegufafions. ,1. Let nil rise and d0 obeisanee to His Majesty-Meade. II. Anyone thinking or speaking louder than Dr. Stephenson will be excluded. III. W ith special permission, college iieases w may sit at the same table. . IV. Ladies who remain lute are prohibited from flirting with the janitor. V . Ladies are requested to leave their chewing gum stuck on the door post when entering. Vii AH should congregate about the doors in order to prevent any rapid egress. VII. N Horses i7 are not permitted to be put in training for the ii races 7, within the Seminarium. VIII. Students who put their feet on the tables are expected to wipe the mud from their shoes before coming in. IX. None of the illiq'age Bom-cl will hereafter be allowed to in- spect Scminnrium note books, to cull quips and quirks therefrom. 180 Jubiana Woof growem' Qtaaociafion. $6 mum chabemg of Egpnofizm. maronomazia Eienbz. Eeffa gawm CEpEifon 65am Cqu. E. q: 0;. Qgranca. Hoover, F. Church, TJ. Johnson, HAppIeby, IRand; U. Chaffee, Heeb, Rogers, Hankins. fFostered for Economy. ISuperfine quality, sheared mice n yeur. 1'The Modern Jo-Jo. Hlode 121 France. gtemBers. D uvell, W amt, Igleh art, Warring, Johnson, Phillipe-Philipe, G. Cooper, Bowers, Norton, Nadal, Gilbert, Nnylor, Baker, Bentley, Lyons, I'Liggy. Strouse, Mahmi, Certwrigh t, ?ewle y , Erwin , Paris. James Hamilton Howeis iiGuideii used exclusively. Officers. OTTO BASYE, King, HESLEY LASA'PER, Rook. CglemBem. Jesse Johnson, Besye, Pratt, Kenney, Iglehart, Barrows, Hixson, Harte. WALTER HOWE JONES, Wielder 0f the Iron, $uig6fa of f6c Curfing 31.011. W M. SANDY, Squire to W ielder. guBorbinafes. Victor Boone, Ralph Norton, Ernest Showalter, Jim Gavin, W allace Wolff, Joe Greene, Verling Helm, Paul Stratton, Clyde Herron. .Qtusfacge Dee, 5t Dunn7 xPoor, , 1jCOOk TWant T Heeh . -I Y I - t ; Ewwfers. $Stutsman, B1 y, Gary, iFStro use, ?kTerrell, ?KJones, Church es, H ankins, Davis. $Failed after using all persuaders known to science; W Base-ball team on one side; foot-ball eleven on the other. :Partially. $e mauve gunfing Qweciafion. goultbeb in 1894. Officers. HON. W. T. MARLATT, Manager of Krupp Gun, Professor of Soft Snaps, and Custodian of Hunting Cases. Miss MEADER, First Assistant and Professor of Shooting Glances. MISS CONLOGUE, Grand Supervisor of the Chase. Assisted by Marlatt. MR. PATTERSON, Lord Keeper of the Game and Professor of Holding Targets. Specialty, Lion. REQUIREMENTS FOR MEMBERSHIP. Applicants must be able to hit a barn at a range of not less than five feet and fire a young man after 10 P. M. ., OBJECT. To clear the wilds about Greencastle of all wild and prehistoric beasts, and supply D. P. U. Museum with specimens. 181 no TO THE Jim Gavin, Frank Lewis, Gene Shireman, TOST-OFFICE, Etta Finch. Edith Beauchamp. Louise Harrison. Elsie Appelgate. Mary Goodwin. iiCarrie Convey, mosfzoffice mebezfricms. Frank Strouse, . A. Buchanan, . . . . . :kEthel Campbell, tPet Mahzm, RETK'RN FROM POST-OFFICE. :k Same plus: Fred Cunningham, Noble Giotto Rogers, Ira Garrison. A private class in this department was Eeparfmenf of $rmofogg. organized about two months ago for the pur- pose of developing the arm, that it might be more useful in courtship and domestic econ- ! The devotees of this department are hostile toward the development of omy. Other uses of this important organ are secondary. other parts of the body, 1'. 6., the brain, voice, etc. Many of our married Theologues have joined this class for the sole purpose of becoming adept at carrying babies and doing household chores. Girls not admitted. .T. LONG-Amt GALVINIZER, Physical Director. J . LAZY HUGGER, Anatomist. J . PRESSER AWFUL, Keeper of Statistics. J . GREAT-ARM POWERFUL, Post-Gmduate Tnstructor. H. LOOSE-MUSCLE CIRCLER, Solicitor of Town Trade. SMALL DANCER, Professor of Kindergarten Class. Send 25 cents in silver 01' stamps and have your name inserted in our HCollege Matrimo- nial Czttnloguellathe only catalogue of the kind p ubl ished. aoffege wattage qgureau. Circulates only among college students and g 'aduates, and is patronized by the most refined and cul- tured of our country. We have many testimonials of the happiest marriages brought uhout through our bureau. Our Circulation has increased to over 0,000 during the last year. Note the list of first- class colleges whose students have availed themselves of 0111' bureau: Vassar, Wellesly, Harvard, U. of Pennsylvania, Swarthmore, North- western, U. of Michigan, Allegheny, Bucknell, Dickinson, Ohio State, Cornell, Columbia, Colgate, Johns Hopkins, Leland Stanford, J1'., Vanderbilt, and a host of others of our best educational institu- tions. For further infernmtion address, with stamp, our agent at Greencastle? box 856. C. F. Chapman, publisher and manager, 86 University Avenue,; Cnlumhus7 Ohio. DVe are not responsible for this notice, as it was sent to our business nmuztger as an advertise- ment, with the express understanding that it be placed anmng the literary matter 01' the annual. Similar ztds will be found in other Etnlluttls.gEDITUR.:l However, under the direction of this Bureau, the clerk reports the following local. licenses lately issued: Chas. Cooper and Belle Robinson, . Frank Lewis and Edith Beauchamp, Anybody and 191510 Applegute, Fred Cunningham and Ethel Campbell, A0130 Phi Psi and Edith Beck, Allen Buchanan and Mary Goodwin, Jas. Gavin and Etta Finch, ' ' W alter Merlatt and Nell Meader, Verling Helm and May Daniels, R. Roberts and Mamie Jennings, F. Tukusugi and HMy Ivinsteen Girl? Victor Boone and Lillian Smith, 182 Wallace XVolff and Edith Cooper, Taber Upsou and Dehomh Elliott, lVilbur Starr and Bertha thker, Gene Shiremnn and Louise Harrison, Fred Churchll and Ada Kent, John Lu Hines and Lola Peyton. Carl McKee and Lena Byrd, George Dunn and Ethel Al'noldff . N'O'rl'zehess fortunate ones have placed their names in the General Bureau, and anyone Wlshlng tn pm-responll With them will please consult iL We h'ue haeu urgently requested not to publish the names, $511iug for divorce. 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Most sincerely, LOUISE HARRISON, HADJJM DAGGY, Bmxcnn WALTOX, R'Icrxm DAVIS, ELle APPLEGATE, ALBERT P. SMITH, Jon ALLEN, EDITH BECK, FLORA BRIDGES, BELLE Romxsox, tWe always use FRANCES REED, ELLA JOSLYN, EDITH BEAUCHAMP, NONA AND ARTA SMY'PHE, MARIE .HOOVEH, NELL MIMDER, CHARLES COOPER, the same. OLIVE MILLEH, LILLIA N BHOWNFI ELD, ETIIEL A RSOLD. 3n Coffegio. Catherine Coffin, Ethel Arnold, Edith Coffin, N. Jones. Wibom anb Wibowerz. Roscoe Hitter, Daisy Simms, Ada Campbell, Flam Bridges, Eugene ngehart, Lillian Smith, Albert Smith, 3n girlie. Edith hValtZ, Jesse N eff, Sideiin Starr, Minta Allen, Deva Lloyd, Flora Mathias. cEe mam Cpariefg troop. ijANIZED IN FALL OF 1804. R. C. NORTON, Mgr. JIMMIE GAVIN, l 3 . . ' 1 11 lllsts. FRANKIE LEWIS, J I henomelml Infa 1t P g KITTY COFII'IN, Punch and Judy Tmpersonater. EDITIITA BEAUCIIAMP, Cireassiun Lady. MILTON XVARJMNG, Contortionist and Tumbler. EDIE BECK, Dmmans BECK, Dom ELLIOTT, SAMMIE Downm, GERTRUIJIC NEAL, Fat Lady Oveighs 497 lbs.j. HARRE PARRE, Living Skeleton tweighs 9 poundsj. WALTER MARLATT, Fortune Teller Hells tv'utm. PUNK TERRELL: Dog Trainer. ELSA APPLEGA'PE, Snake Charmer and Sorceress. DAsE Sums, Iron-jmved Lady Gifts 100 lbs i. Gm'rm ROGERSj Bi'ainless Freak. ALBERTA SMITH, Tlfl'aillerl Lunatic. LILLIAN BROWNFIELD, $10,000 Beauty. BLANCTTTA XVVALTOXIA, The Speechless Lady team only speak the won tt yesU. E Queens of the Air. jl Siamese Twins. 188 Our University prides itself upon two at- tractions seldom found in colleges new-a- days. The First of these is the college choir, composed of leading students and prominent members of the Faculty. Coffege 435m anb Kemafe OrcGesfra, 0f 096 Ea gamma. It has been pro- nounced by every artist who has heard it to be the finest choir in ex- istence, Without a single exception. The leader of the choir, Dr. J. P. D. John, was quite a dramatic singer in his early youth and took part in many of the oratorios mid cantatas which were formerly so popular in the W est. It is largely due to his leadership that we have acquired such a high standard of excellence. There are twenty-four artists in the choir, including the director. XVaIter Howe J ones, who studied forthirty-twe years in Germany under Liszt, presides at the instrument a Berkhott pipe orgal -cuid his faultless playing brings crowds of people to Chapel to hear the morning prelude with which he always opens service. Prof. Jones has been aptly called the Father Of the Pipe Organ in Puthani County. Time forbids a notice of all the individual voices, so we can only mention a few of the most prominent. Mrs. Belle Mansfield is the principal soprano. She has been engaged in teaching at the Univer- sity for several years past and last fall she was elected Dean of the Music School. When she was young her compass was marvelous, for she could strike every key on the piano, both on the bass and treble clef. However, her manifold coJlegiaLe duties have prevented her keeping in practice and, although her voice is phenomenal, she never attempts much in the operatic line. Miss Marion Alison Fernie and Miss Lillian Beeson Brownfield are two other sopranos of note. These two ladies are especially fine in due singing and, in fact, have been singing so much together that many have declared that one voice was incomplete without the other. Both singers are quite young and give promise of at hrilhzmt future. h, Among the altos are Miss Mayme Deborah Elliott, for two years an artist and vocalist with the New York Opera Company, and Miss Kitty Casket, contralto, is a very child in yams, whose singing with a patent medicine troop attracted the attention of a charitable-minded student, a Mr. Norman Jones, who has taken her to raise and educate at his own expense. Both of these celebrities graduate from the college proper and the music school. Dl'. W'illiam Swahlen, baritone, is a member of the Liberal Arts Faculty and possesses a voice of astonishing range and volume. Dr. Swahien is especially happy as a dramatic singer. Just here a story that is related 0f the Doctor might be of interest. One night, a few minutes before the concert given by the Detroit Philharmonic Club, at which the choir was to assist, one of the deep bass pipes of the Bourbon Buss refused to work. Dr. John was in a state of mental agony when he learned of this misfortune, for he expected to make an impi'ession'iupon the visitors. Dr. Swahien, hearing of the difficulty, assured the leader that everything would terminate successfully if the case was left in his hands. The concert proceeded and it seemed as though the organ was inspired, so clear and perfect were its intona- tions. Never had the Bourbon Bass sounded better. After the con- eei't the leader asked the Doctor how he had managed to fix the faeetious pipe, but the Doctor gave a knowing wink and was silent. However, Dr. John caught sight of a. disk of black around the smiling mouth of Doctor 8., end remarking about it he finally moved the goodelmtnred Swnhlen to admit the truth, i. 0., that he had removed the large broken pipe and sung into the organ himself. Everyone seemed to enjoy the joke and the choir congratulated itself upon haw ing a member of such versatile genius. H. L. Murray and Lueien M. Underwood are the other two basses whose musical ability adds so greatly to the success of the choir. The former is studying for the stage. Of the tenors the most distinguished is Prof. W'm. Naylor. His voiee, while possessing that indefinuhie robust quality, is charac- terized by that remarkable sweetness and pathos which always moves- an audience to tears. In his youth he was intimately associated with Mr. Herbert W ebster, the great English baritone, from whom he re- ceived his splendid musical education. Pref. Nayior is the oldest singer iii the choir, yet his voice remains firm and clear. it ek .+. e :k :1: e :1: The other feature of which we wish to speak, is the De Pauw Female Orchestra, of which Mrs. Dr. John is the efiieient leader. We can only briefly mention the parts. VIOLAS. Edith Ceilin, Lillian Smith, Inez Rosger. OPHICLEIDES. Adeline Rowley, Mayme Jennings, Mary Talbot. VIOLONCELLOS. Elsie A ppiegate, Grace Smith, Edith Morris. CORNETS. Lillian Brownfield, Nettie W 00d, Carrie Com'ey. BASSOON. Gertrude Neal. FRENCH HORNS. Belle Robinson, Edith Beck. CLARIONETS. Clara Eaken, Clara Hight, Clarissa Daggy. TROMBONES. Daisy Simms, Emma Rippetoe, Ada, Campbell. OBOJCS. Dora Elliott, Mayme Elliott, Florence Elliott. BASS DRUM. May Daniels. This organization surpasses the famous Silver Leaf Band, of Greencastle, and took first premium at the County Fair last year. Concerts are given on the College Campus every Monday evening, at 6:30 ejelock. Visitors will find themselves nmply paid for their efforts if they avail themselves of the opportunity of hearing this celebrated orchestra. Miss Jesiyn, Miss Harrell, Miss Peek, Miss Tilly. gemafe $155?th Miss Andrews. Miss B :11. CfuB. i ' M iss Frank, Miss Devere, J 01; A LLEN, Captain and Director. LOUISE HARRISON, ChiefAssistant. 153:an Q5icgcfe gums. EDITH MORRIS, HELEN MASON, EDITH BEAUCHAMP, These riders perform some very skillful and diflicult maneuvers. For instance, the whole crowd riding a single wheel at one time and changing position while the wheel is in motion. Exhibitions every Monday evening on the Campus. Performers. Andrews, Martin, B'mxwell, coefege $111115. Spranqu, Cunningham, Scott, Wamsley, Dougherty, Hanna, Beauchamp, Lewis. qgifffarb 61,115 Phillipe-PhilipLW Hamrick, J . Cooper, Rogers, T Haskell, F. Church, Boyd, Morris, Iglehart, Hanna, Cunningham, Kibbie. Hiecord of 136 points in 5 minutes. 1'Record of 2,000 points in 714 minutes 650336? $00611. Scearce, xMarlatb, A rnold, Newlin, SFTerrell, $Phipps, Shireman, ngykendall, W alton, :FDaggy, Chaffee, 11311 chanan, $Dr. Brown, A. Smith. 'Paid substitutes for Tuesdays. $6 mauw $1111qu BEGINS SEPTEMBER 19TH AND CONTINUES UNTIL turf wed. JUNE 10TH. RIDERS. HORSE. RECORD. HASKELL. Homer, 2.045 O. K. JONES, Cicero, 1.05; DETCH, Philus, 1 hour LA HlNES, Socrates, 0.05 DOWDEN, . Calculus, . 2.011 CUNNINGHAM, History, 2.40 ROGERS, Aulus Gellius. 0.10 $fgpfomamacsf Kuykcndall, CD, Cunningham, 1181, SEMINARIUMI Base 0 Buick, 05L Splunkle, ML Gavin, 16L La, Hines, 115D, Shireman, 130. Sedgwick, 021, Scearce, 15L operations. 1' The 0gures after names denote the average number of books held by each person. DR. DUVALL, Chaperone, PROF. WALDO, Tnstructor. 99c mama: 0336M yague. QtemBem. Ruick, Showalter, NewIin, Morris , H askell, 800 then, Kuykendall, Pratt, Smyser, Fairfield. 93mm OSeform. ing at De Pauw, received a blow lastwin- ter from several young ladies that broke down its barriers and shattered its fotllk dations. Several disciples of Jcnncss Miller exhibited themselves one morning, before the astonished gaze of the people, in short petti- coats. Though the fashion was not especially contagious, yet those who endured frowns and disapproval are to be commended for their pluck and courage. A11 movements of this kind start from a, seed planted by a few determined ones, and may we not witness more general results in the future. Bloomers may be used during the hot weather this summer, 01' who can tell what next? Qiegufar Otganigafion. ADA CAMPBELL, President. NELL CLEAIHVATERS, Vioe-President. GRACE CARTER, Secretary. JESSIE SPANN, Treasurer. tMcmbel-s desiredJ Qparfiat Qj'lemBem. Elsie A pplegate, Elizabeth Lit Hines, Ada Kent. ALBERT SMITH, President. mlost unflinching, unmitigated Prevaricator in the University. Elected unanimously by the student body and Facultyj W ALTER MARLATT, . . . . EBorn lying, always did and always will liej JIM GAVIN, . . l:His looks belie him not. that he joined againJ JIM COOPER, . . . . . . Treasurer. tOriginator of the order. Very enthusiastic worker. Wants to endow a chair of Pseudology in the University, but the Faculty claims that the work has already been taken in hand by Prof. StephensonJ Other of tEfmxaf mrwaticafom Vice-President. . . . Secretary. Reformed at one time, but felt so awkward gsaociafe glemiiem. John La, Hines, C. P. Robbins, E. S. Meade, Punk Terrell, Jake Blake, P. Burlingame. PROFESSOR L.-Miss Coffin, do you find the starlight between here and Mt. Meridian convenient in the preparation of German- lessons? PROFESSOReMr. O. K. Jones, how would you ask for two beers. in Gernmlly? MR. letLeans over, tops on the chair in front and holds up two fingersJ 180 ;hn Qlfoefics. the interval that has elapsed since the issue of the last MIRAGE, the course of De Pauw athletics has been wavering; at times tending toward that goal on which was written success, and again experiencing reverses which have relegated this once prominent feature of Col- lege life to a secondary position. The annals of the past two years are filled with the records of glorious victories and inglorious defeats. Considering the iinancial condition of the University during this time, the vaeillating career of our athletics is no surprise. The baseball team of 1898 was strong individually, being composed for the most part of experienced players. The season began with excellent prospects. I. U. was administered a crushing defeat, and the club exhibited some strong playing in the opening exhibition games. However, Capt. Greene did not seem to be able to hold the men to team work and it fell far short of expectations. In the fall of the same year, Capt. W hiteemb succeeded in bringing together the strongest feet-haii team that De Pauw has ever had. Unfortunately, an unusual number of accidents occurred and thus deprived the team of the services of several valuable members. Second place was easily maintained and three scores recorded against Purdue. The exhibition games were ours with but two exeeptiens. In the main the segison was a good one, and with better coaching and no serious accidents we may but conjecture tt what might have been:u During the winter of 1893-4 21 new feature was added: a gymnasium class, which was of much value to the student body in general. It was particularly a student enterprise under the direction of Arthur W'hiteomb, ably assisted by Prof. Waldo and Lieut. Lewis. Base-ball in 94 seemed to take :1 prosperous turn for a time7 but for a time only. The nine scarcely made 21. fair reeord. It won some good games and lost some others which should have been won. The failures may be attributed to indifference on part of players and captain; also several weak places in the ranks. Feet-bull in ,94 may be entered in that category of disastrous failures, of which it is far better that nothing should be said. It was not brought about by any single individual. They who 1101in battled fer the cause should certainly be commended There were combined against the movement the most unfavorable eii'euiiistzmees. The main elements in this adverse eon'ibinzttien were, first, the Faculty; second, an in- diiioerent student body. W'ith a luck of organization, meagre support at home and strong opposition from abroad, it is a. surprise that the season was continued to the close. The winter of 1894-5 proved profitable by the reorganization of the gymnasium class. The armory was again turned into a gymnasium and four hours per week devoted to eXei'eise: The class gave a successful entertaimnent 011 the evening of April 1, which greatly aroused the interest of the student body in this laudable enterprise. Baseball for ,95 is as yet an unknown quantity. There are enough experienced players in the University to form an excellent organization, but it remains to be seen whether 01- not they respond loyally to its support. In this brief sketch of athletics it has been our purpose to deal with the subject in at general way, avoiding the entangling mass of detail into which a writer is prone to enter. The future of De Pnuw athletics is in the hands of the students until those of the higher powers awaken to EL sense of their duty, realize the necessity of physical culture and take the initiative in placing this phase of University life upon a substantial basis. 188 Smgles, Doubles, E. S. MEADE, JAMES ZINK, Buchanan, Carmack, Cannon, Iglehart, Nadal, Ritter, Bowers, Boone, 72mm Qionrnamenf 49+. Qiienuffs. L. B. MCMULLEN, first. F. A. FOXWORTHY, second MCMULLEN AND IGLEHART, first. DUWDEN AND GAVIN, second. gymnasium. Manager. . . . . Director. gpecia? 61am. Herron, Meade, Phipps, Coultas, Kocher, Pratt, Roller, Blackwelder, Hayes, Langdon, Poynter, Talley Woodson, Warring. Exhibition in Meharry Hall, April 1, 1895. 189 S. 7'2 ' CLYDE HERRON, ARTHUR HAMRICK, EARL lenns, A. R. PRIEST, S. C. JOHNSON, Senior. G. COOPER, Freshman. Prof. I . S. Baker, A. WHITCOMI;7 L. A. PHILLIPS, Greene, 55., Kibbie, 2b; Phillips, 1L; April 28, May 5, May 17, May 26, May 28, D. P. U., 8. Kenyon, 6; Qe mam Qldiikfic lesociafion. Officers. Eirecfom. FRED HERVE, Junior. J . B. LITTLE. Prepm'ntory. E. M. ELLSWORTH, Theological. Gjboisorg $oarb. Prof. C. A. Waldo, .Ease QLSaff for 1894. Haskell, 1b; Basyo, C. :fZ; Meade, 3b; 'Whitcomb, 1'. f.; 3mm. D. P. U.. 5, D. P. 17,, G, D. P. U., 4, D. P. 'U., 4, D. P. U., 3, GfBer tBameB. D. P. U., 12, Ohio Wesleyan, 11; 1 90 President. Vice-President. Secretary. Treasurer. CHAS. ALLEN SO .hOIDOTe. 7 ISAAC NORRIS, BillSiC. Prof. A. R. Priest. Manager. Captain. Beams, 0.; Hawkins, 11; Woods, 1. f. Rose Polytechnic, 2. Butler, 5. Purdue, 14. Wabash, 7. Indiana U., 10. D, P. Lu, 5, Wittcnbm'g, l2. Center, Right Guard, Left Gual'cL Right Tackle, Left Tackle, Kight End, Oct. 201 Nov. 8, Nov. 17, De Pauw, 207 De Pauw, 34, De Pauw, 80, De Pauw, 4, foot 45d? teams for 1894. TERRELL. Left End, MCVEY, RAKE. MITCHELL. Quarter, RUICK, BALLARD. DAVIS, DEERIIAKE. iight Half, DUNN, HALL. SEDGWICK, ROLLER. Loft Half and Captain, . . . DEE. REEVE, BOIILAND, GARY. Full, KUYKENDALL, BALLARD. SCOTTON, SANDY. guBrsfifufes. GAVIN, STROUSE, iomuNs, SHIHEMAN, Tnmx. goof 43w? 66mm for 1894 65ampion56ip. D. P. U., 20, . . Ind. University, 10. Nov. 10, D. P. U., 4, . . W'almsh, 16. Nov. 17, Nov. 287 . . . D. P. U., 0, Gfger dSamea. D. P. U., 28, . I. Central, 4. Nov. 24, Games of1893. Butler, 6. De Pauw, 48, Ind. University. 0. De Pauw, 18, Gtaer dSameE. Plainfield, 0. De Pauw, 24, Chumpaign, 14. De Pauw, 07 De PILUW, 28, .1 92 D. P. U., 26, . . Rose Polytechnic. 0. D. P. U., 6, . . Butler, 38. Purdue, 28. D. P. U., 50, . . Plainfleld, 0. Wabash, 34. Purdue, 42. Otterbein7 O. . . . . Ann Arbor, 36. Wittenberg, 0. 47 .va :10 THE VARSITY TEAM, 394-95. 100 Yard Dash, 220 Yard Dash, i Mile Run, Mile Run, i Mile, Safety, i9 Mile, Safety, 1 Mile, Safety, Hurdle Race, Mile NValk, Standing Broad Jump, Running Broad J ump, High J ump, Running High J ump , Hop, Step and Jump, Pole Vault, High Kick, . Putting 16 1b. Shot, Throwing 16-1b. Hammer, Throwing Base-ball, jfidb Qag, 794. Albright, Albright, J 011115011, J ohnson, Langdon , J . A 11 en, J. Allen , F. Church , J ohn, Lik 81y, Lik 81 y, Pratt, lgleh art, Likely, C. Cooper, Pratt, Roller, Roller, Bearss, 194 10 3-5 see. 28 sec. 1 min. 5 min., 20 sec. 40 sec. 1 min., 27 sec. 3 min., 6 sec. 20 1-5 see. 8 min., 85 sec. 9 ft, 11 in. 18 ft., 8 in. 4 ft., 5 in. 5 ft. 40 ft., 4 in. 8 ft. 8 ft., 5 in. 37 ft., 6 in. 79 ft., 10 in. 308 ft. CANDIDATES FOR TRACK TEAM. faculty $006 $6199. . INCE the little quietus placed on foot-ball by the President last December, many and various suppositions have been made by the student, vim: What about fOOt-bell next yea1 ?l7 N tho will represent us'Pl ete., etc. De Pauw has always been progressive and in order to keep abreast the W'estern institutions a foot-hall team is necessary. W 0e t0 the student if he hazard an attempt to k play, and let that person be forever consigned to the realm of shame and dishonor who would suggest hiring an eleven. However, after long and careful deliberation the MlltAGE concludes that the only remaining hope is the Faculty. lVe beg to present the team as it will probably line up in the intercollegiate games next year. tSee 6'1th Post in center is rather light, but assisted by Stephenson at quarter will make a creditable showing. IIe introduces a new style of ti Snappingf, 1'. 6., passing the ball over the shoulder to quarter, whose towering frame stands ready to receive it. The guards are a strong pair. Each was a splendid athlete while in college, and since then they have been especially selieitoue for all sorts of athletic sports, one especially by some stirring newspaper articles. The tackles are not strong but deceptive. Smyser will overcome his man by relating the tl love and sympathy 0f womenf while N ayler so mystilles an opponent by a ll dry joke tl that he can easily be gotten out of the x 'ay. On end Swahlen can he depended upon for low, sure tackling. He will get down the field easily under a punt. Poucher is good on breaking interference and failing tlti'iek playsfl The hacks will he in excellent form. Their principal game is line it buekingil Jonesl forte is in the tandem and iniassing 011 tackle. J elmsen will use his new hieyele play, for which he will train all summer. The team has not yet decided which style of game to play. Duvall thinks Harm'd is too intricate and fashionable, and Smyser says lVesleyan will do. Some favor Yalels, others Princetonls. Capt. Stephenson thinks that plain De Pauw style is the best, and he is about right. Ceaeher Baseett is ready to give any kind of instruction desired. The greatest perplexity has arisen over the signals and method of attack. Swahleu favors beginning the game by Singing the H Peanf, and gratuitously olTers the use of his thunderous voice to intimidate the opponents. Smyser declares such an action barbarous. Peuehm- wants Sanskrit used. Jones favors running by the scale. Brown offers a set of mathematical equations and if they donlt suit to allow everyone to do as he pleases. Duvall immediately objects and says that it is not according to Kant. After days of discussion and eaueusing, with the efforts of an arbitration committee composed of manager, referee, and eoaeher, here are a few of the Signals that will he used: tl sin x cos y eosee 2 + tau 45W :a buck; apunt; dissertation on Kantis an end rush ; ll ay2 eeXQ : 03 a eriss-eross ; eemf a'pcu C'O'HTL'I; a mass 011 tackle ; HMoszkowski Seuvitehlysakows,l7 a tandem play. Games will be arranged by Manager John, to whom all communications should be directed. l96 Center, Right Guard, Left Guard, Right Tackle, Left, Tackle, Manager, VVEAVER, facqug foot $afl? Qimm. Full Back, gufiafifufes. POST. Right End, . , . . . . BAKER. Left End, . . . . . BROWN. Quarter Back, . . . . . SMYSER. Right Half, NAYLOR. Left Half, . . . . . . . JOHNSON. J OHN. Umpire and Referee, UNDERWOOD. Coacher, 197 POUCHER. SWAH LEN. STEPHENSON, Captain. J ONES. D UVALL. GOBIN. BASSETT. Jones, 0.; Shireman, c. i; Dowden, s. s.; Church, 0.; Grubbs, 2d; Sorbgr, 1. f.; Bly, 0.; Mead, 2d; Jwller, l. f.; Abercrombie, 0.; Burnett, 2d; Garrison, 1. f.; Basye, C. ,' Buchanan, 2d; Woodson, 1. f, ! fraternity 115cm anW Ceamz. 1am 66ml Qpi. XVhite, 2d; Due, 11.; D0 Motto, 1. 1'.; Gavin, lst; Boone, 3d; gigma 685. Greene, 11.; Cunningham, 3d; Beam, 0. f.; Blake, lst; Martin, ss.; QpEi Qeffa 755m. Morse, p.; Roberts, 3d; McNutt, c. f.; Gary, lst; Buick, 58.; 'Bdfa diam Eeffa. Chas. Cooper, 11.; Hanna, 3d; G. Cooper, 0. f.; Haskell, lst; XV 0111', H5; QeFfa anppa $psi90n. Pratt, 11.; Bitter, 3d; Nadal, c. f; Iglehzn't, lst; B01111, ss. ; Coulms, 1'. f. Want, 1'. f. Hall, 1'. f. Burlinwame 1'. f. D 7 1112150131211 198 Eeffa gpsifoyt. Cannon, 0.; 'l'ilden, 11,; Kibbie, 2d; Cushman, 11 f.; Meade, 3d; 11.111111, 0. f.; Blackwelder, 15L; Creek, ss.; Lewis, 1'. f. gpsi 51:me Eeffa. Hayes, 0., Hall, 11.; McKee, 2d; Bacon, 1. 1'.; Stratton, Kuykendall, c. 1'.; Sprankle, lst; Showalter, ss.; Peck, 1'. 1'. 3d ; Q1313; gappa QM. Rose, 0.; Phipps, 2d; Hulley, l. f.; Upson, p. ; Tally, 3d cgiggma mu S. C. Johnson7 0.; Hawkins, 11.; Deerhake, 2d; Darby, 1. f. ; geaebufe. Apr. 8, E X w. J? F A CG. Apr. 22, B H H '08. d5 K W. Mny 7 03 winners of this gume play r12 41 9' Miu'latt, e. f.; H. K. Johnson, 3d; Collings, c. f.; Stewart, lat; 1Vebstel', 55.; Gilbert, 1'. f. I Curr, lst; Harper, 88.; 1Vzu'1'ing, 1'. f, Apr. 15, 2 N419 A 1'4. Apr. 29, 4 TM. A K 12'. literary. iwwmmwwwmmmwwmwwwmwwwmmwwwwwwwwwmg : are aka a? Goncorbia. are are aye i: $$$W$W$$$W$W$W$WWWWWWWWWW$WWWWWW$ cEmmafias mersome. Donmuaio. Grand Executor of Dogmatic Authority. FUSCUS. Prince of Recalcitration. NEWKIRKIUS. Powerful B'Ianipulator ofBoard of Trustees. Joms. Prince of the Curling Irons and Paderewski Hair. PARVIUS. Grand Political Instigator. BASSETANIO. Guardian of the Preplets. POSTIUS. Guardian of the Past. SWAIILENES. Prince of Circumlocution. POUCInmNm. Duke Ecclesiastiu LADY MANSMEADMAU. Most High Chaperone 0f the Nuns. Snwsu. Lady Butterfly. A mxn. Lady Beles-Prit. chm. Lady Harpland. Rowmxxs. Lady Mistletoe. Bmvmuus. Winter-whitened Oak ofTruth. J'mmxm. Prex Primus. HHLDONIS. Lord Athleticus. Gomst. Vice-Regent. NAYLORIUS. Prince Jocularity. Sm'smuus. Lord of the Ideal. UNDERBRUSIUUS. Supreme Reasoner. JOHNSINJUS Praetor Schemissimus. STEPHANIO. Prince of Language Unstomached with Sense. Comcmwms. Mighty Productor of Virulent Lab. Stench. Pumsww. Lord High Abettor of Little Schemes. DUVALIQIO. Major Ratiocination. CALVERTIUS. Prince of Error. SHUMMLWIU. BLIALTO. Satrap 0f the Imps and Ilobgoblins LA vacs. 1 TAYLORIUS. Marquis of Mischief-projecting. WILLIAMUS. Ir Spies. . . HELMJNUS. J Loxunoxms. Lord hever-speaks-on-tho-lngbway. LEWISION. Major-Geueral. Also Nuns, Heralds, Watchmen, Musicianr-l, Fool, Imps and Shrimps. CIIAMELEON TEXTOR. Consul in Lilliput 200 5cm: 1. QPwibgue. 1 looked in Memory's glass. An image came. In clear perspective seen, those former days Appeared; and mingling with the present and The future glorious, T saw the fair, Historic metamorphosis of my Dear Alma. Mater. My muse would never come: And so in simple, unpretended Ye rse I have record my vision, vision of Contending principles. The Unity Of Human Nature I have broken seen By appeal to Reason and to Faith. Restored Again ,twill only be, when Faith and Reason are But means to Mindls complete enfrauchisemeut. What, then, is true receive as it is given, Remembering whom Truth hurts worst is first To ibject. What's over and above the truth Forgive and look to purpose kind. Then all Shall be 1i Concordia. Qlcf I. SCENE li-xlsh-pii; illidnight; Storm raging. Enter from opposite directions Shmnakanio and Willimnus, blacIc-mbccl mul ebony-cuckmled. SHU. Halt! Who goes there ? Give the countersign. WILL. Sigla! Siglal 0111' worthy monarchls scout Upon the verge of this dark night, to glean The secret breathings of our adversaries. SilU. Hast thou thyself invested with the import 0f impending controversy? W'ILL. Yea, and even Their many machinations fori-ited out; Their goggle-eyed connivings, whereabouts, And plans withal have we received. Sun. Then whither Tendest thou ? T0 secret Council Chamber Of 0111' Grand Manipulator? lVILL. ' Truly, Many deep things to reveal to him. I'll post Away and leave you companion of the storm. EEm'LJ 20 1 S1111. Companion 0f the storm ! Yea; fellow with The night! And what a night it is! Bearer of This tempest that, like a thing in pain, its life Fast beats away against the solid sills Of yonder Northern sky. The womb of storm 16 thunder-Hlled; the wild and soughing winds I11 laboring breath it draws, whilst flashing forth From eyc-balle Bear the lurid lightnings gleam, Blasting the mountain oak, stampeding the clover- Meadowing herds and hastening the affrighted travelers home. 0, Nature, why pour your venomed vengeance down On this disturbed scene ? Yet comport fit It is with the unjointed an'lity of this Distracted hour. Unhinged Reason threats The domain of Peace and social contagion Breeds contempt for law; disintegrating forces Are rampant in the land and everywhere he raised the gory front of war. turning from Their course the native functions of the state. Then, Nature. snuff thy shimmering candles ante Grant not the constant influence of heaven's Gentle cressets; but gather the fitful bolts Eugendered of thy wrath, multiply destruction; Pelt, pitiless tempest, down, and avenge the wrongs ,, 0f the innocent; while we, sore of limb and weary Of mind, perform 0111' nearer oflices; And so, and so, and so, the whole night through lVe tramp, tramp, threading through the darkness drear. So long to guard these dreary rampartsl So long Tu tread the barren tracts of ashied wastes I Tram p, tram p, tramp ! EEvit amid pads of llmmlerj SCENE IL-owwidors of East College; 2 A. M, Storm continues. LEMW darkly Johnsz'nius tin maskj .lmm. Yes, I perceive them come; I catch their outline Shullling through the shadow of trees. They hold The night-kcys; the doors. huge and grating, unbind And open, and enter they at this fit season. KEntcr L'Izderbrushius antl Priestioj Welcome hither. Any news? UNDERB. Save the general Countenauce grows more dark. A sudden outburst Is thought by many; no truce, though, 01- compromise Is bruited. But we must dispatch and be 013', Lest some sneak-thief may catch us unbosomed. With you, Johnsiuius? JOHN. Naught save a precaution To organize and watch for counter-plots- Let all our senses front thi external world. Rumor's sometimes no liar and now she hasit Corruption breeds within our camp, but to whom Attacheth I know not. This done, Iill go The length of my tether. PRIESTIO. Well said Jolmsinius; But such will better be foiled by use Of arts. Long since have I learned the virtue of cunning; craft, If not discretion, is the rule to abide by, Else we lose the moiety of our plans. But he! Here comes Stephanie pquing as the North With wind anti rain. 8mm. Right glad to know you, sire. What think you, gentlemen. 0f the fulness of My corporosity? Sherry, ha ! ha! Sherry and Back would make it so for you, too. Look at Johnsinius; he needeth it much. UNDERIL Come, Stephanio: Our business here does not Give countenance to your fi'ivolity. Can't you get over such conduct? S'I'EPII. Faith, yes; And what is more, I can get over II groum ; Yea, make my Freshmen witlings do the same. JOHN. Is that the sum, that all? S'I'EPII. All '3 No; but how I can get over care And trouble, as a hen her nest, and hatch A brood 0f fieers; and over many faults To play the part of saints! But more do I Get round than der, for I do take to sherry, Though now much more than once I get me 0,013 And overget my salary. All? All ! I get me overwork, but always dole It out to loonies. Over, over all What is,t IEnter Stephaniaj 202 thf I. I get, except the obesenees of my stomach. UNDERIJ. Tie shorter the tether of your tongue, good air, And you'll be much given to feeding. PRIESTIO. As pertains The cause. we should strike mightily, if sure To win approval; but in a cause ill-fated, Thoughjust, weid better shield ourselves; For much for policy it is to stand In fair successionis line. STEPII Iasidei. Whew! But if I Get once in line, you bet, theyill nelerget Iround me. JOHN. In this we needs must go beyond ourjudgment, For I perceive that this extreme alone 'Can hold in check the intense and arbitrary Prerogatives of our designing monarch. S'IVEPIL Whew7 but Pm faint ! PRIESTIO twhisperingl. Hark, hark ! A form ! Escape, weire discovered I S'PEPII. H-h-hold on to me! PRIESTIO Iwhisperingl. Cease I Down 1 it's a spy! It is La Hyues ! JOHN. Let him come. lVeill change our topic; he seizes not The import of this with his obtuse perception. UNDERB. A marked change in the weather lately, sir, Much caused by the spots on the sun, Ijudge. fSpy daean know what the sun weEDJ PRIESTIO. Great change$ Great change in England, too. I see by the papers. IRemav-kwLa, Ewes, at the word Itpapers thought allusion was made to his thesis on The Nature of the World-Ground, and hurried away highly pleased with his Iibccmnii'ng cclcbrityj IEnler Calvertius quictlyj UNDERB. Well with you, sir? CALV. Well isit, indeed. But how With you? STEPIl. tasidet. Another one! Oh, let me go. Iim crowded here; I canlt get breath. Air, air! When he be nigh, who else can get his breath? EBTEXUILES heavilyij UNDERB. My doctrineia been: The end by any means. My imps I teach to botanize on Sunday; Themselves with HGa'ayls A natomyii I teach To fortify, in case the eermonis dry. But still Ifear the proletariate, A noise! See it! game 11. Moulded and influenced by such dcmagngues As our Taylorius, will soon be thrown 01f reason. Rome had the great Mark Anthony And Cwsaris funeral pyre, and weewho kImWSe LII, this instant the Foolis image suddenlyjlits across the Hill'irror 0f Destiny. l PRIESTIO. By Hercules ! What does this mean i? lWe heard It said heis no 0110's fool, and verily D0 I believe itis so. It forehodes no good To us, I fear. JOHN. Remember my early warning. CALV. Occasion for alarm is not so quickly Bred. Indulge not attic superstitions, And vain imaginings:tliey haunt the mind; Through endless labnryinths they chase the trend Of thought till lost, unpregnm1t of their act. STEPII. tasidel. When he is dead will he still work offat the mouth ? Still ! Would it were a still wnrlc-qll ! Now, surely He will not uncork his mouth when dead ; for then His hair will ygin to grow and moss his lips With Iiiatted cords to bind them fast, and how Shall these useful cords be broken, since the strength Of the dead if! gone '3 Foster, then, kind Nature, his beard. Butebut, mayhap, his strength is in his hair, As ,thus with Smnpeon. Oh, this so with him ! Now cease, my heart, thy pulpitating tln'ob, Since hope is gone and all in life is vain. And worse it is, since bottles, emptied half. Their contents fi'eest emit. Come, boys, carry Me out. iSwoons and falls in the comerj CAM: 011 you, our worthy leader, 011 you 'Twill fall to marshal Reasmfs hosts; to plan The advent ofthe hour. Johnsinius And Pi'iestio, when Worth hath made her choice, Shall be thy right, and left-hzuid men; while I, Thy underling, obedient to thy sign, Shall be as moons to Jupiter, to do Thee service. UNDERB. You dome much honor, sir. JOIINi msidel. . No doubt. CALY. Thy wisdom quickly bees Necessity Prerempts the ground and chance of Btrategem. 203 PRIESTIO. Quite rightyou Me; our course halts not ,twixt choice But is enforced by inexorable conditions. UALV. What think you, sir? UNnmw. CAIN. Us haste. Till see some messengers, and they Thy orders shall perform. Rouse up the people. Let all be summoned hence. Every man to's post. S'rEPII. Sir, Illl remain on guard. ' iTis true, no doubt. Then let JOHN. And incidentally On earth '? CAIN. The caverns, grottoes, swampy fens 01n- rendezvous and safe retreat shall be; The most auspicious season he the night, When storms d0 ride upon the hills and winds D0 scour the valley. There weill congregate Om arms, munitions, implements of war To close these direful preparations 11p. Then come; weill away. Smpu. Nay, leave me not; Pm sore Afraid of dark. To you have I been faithful: Omitted nothing done, performed nothing Undone, paid back my debt ol'gratitude With thanks, gratefully ate your feasts and drank Your sherry, growled in your distress, nimbled My wit to 11111 Ktall foursH for thee, and shared With you my poverty. JOHN. Come on, Old Hyppish. EIL'a'cum allj I:Rc-cntcr Calvertius, lzm'rictllyj CAIN. Duperl, cullied cullions, duped l Your wit is running, But your wisdomls naught. 'Youlll do my bidding And Illl do you. That gouted antidote For asceticism, with his eil'eted jibes, Shall soon arouse the slumbering Cerberus. Now, malice, treachery to work. l' know I'm villainous; but Villain7s companyle So villainous that he must needs a vil- Laiu be. PM make my way to empire, though It be through seas of' blood; for genius ltis Within the man that, springing up, will call Him mighty. Then let war begin, increase A 11d stiffen up her fibres. Every mm'e, Campaign and plotshall fathered be By ambitionls eager lust- UEnlm' i'lltylm'ius mid 1311701th WVell-timed, my airs; Oler you high Eastern hill the morning 'gins T0 lu'ealc, and we are laid for. IngALTU. GAIN. The war must on ; and when ,tis oter and Dogma Swept quick from field, if our competitors Be yet undone for, other means are still At hand. Rumoris a lucky bird, though obscene, When broods in Proletariatels home. Their liver! And character will quick contagion take ; Then when ltis so, 21. private puniard does The work of public batth-axe. TAyL. Just 80, These heresies, aspersions, too, through press We will disseminate. A 7ninety-three tt Mirage will Tgender public thought. BLIALTO. Well take a cure to undercap our thoughts So they all unbeknown may be. TAY Ii. lf only These Judas spots donlt out before we wish! Jniv. Let every man his counsel keep until This issue, fraught with all tlmtis possible, Be dexteHere comes the Fool. UEnlm' FooH A little out Of season, Fool. WVhat plans have you? Foot. Am I a fool ? CALV. Thou art. FOOL. But to a fool all Nature is perverse: The rising sun at evening glows, and pales W'hen setting in the mom; all convex forms Are hollow ; up is down ; and x var is peace ; Yon urchin trmlges by 011 head and night ls day. But, Sir, is this the night? 1ALV. It is. F0011. Do men sleep by day and work by night? CALV. N0. FOOL. Art thou A fool ? CALV. No; why? 204 ani. Thou art no fool ? Men sleep By night ; thou art a man ; thou dost not sleep. Then thou art out of season quite. Thou sayest n I am a fool, for I am out 0, season So thou art foolea motley, damned fool. BLIALTO Gisidel. Fools do by chance speak true. CAIN. For an honest man, Blialto. TAYL. Come ; letls hence Ere rupture sever peaceful council. Uiarezmt 1112.1 SUENE III. Doddo'igiols Castle; Council Chamber, 4 A. M. Qtef 1. Too many 't asides ,, Most elaborate and ornalc. Rich, mosaic adorning stuccocd walls, luxuri- ous upholstery, gorgeous chmulelicrs, costly particrcs, an exquisite finish of tapestry and a, profusion of 'reditape hanging about the apartments, decorating pictures, and dangling across tile frresnoed ceilings; 'Iuhile over all, in. lurid glare, a pale blue lustre shone, lending an air of austere splendor. Into the sacred Inner Circle, enter Doddrigio, Pa'rvms, Bassetuymo, Newlth'kius, Postiux Swuhlenes, Pouchcrnio, arrayed in long, black judicial robes; also Guards, Heralds cmd Messengers. Dunn. hm thronel. Sires 0f the Realm, the hour Strikes four and our Belated councils cease not yet. Our minds To labor we must bend, the 111011va work To resume; for ere another setting sun Great moment comes to emu Bliss. Most Noble Lord, Our grave deliberations wear away The hours, ytits true ; but questions deep and broad Will press themselves to front. The measures mien Are just, no doubt; but what will issue thence IS much beyond conjecture. Bills of Rights, Rcd-tape and abolition of the Frets Breathe Ufa higher atmosphere ; but on The ignorant will cause a year of Beets And schiams. Great strife will hence upon us; methinks The end of mighty prepuraLious now 16 closing up ; the ready conliict com- Ing on. Their forces are filling every plain; And very Nature travails to issue up Such enemies to law. The dignity geene 111. Of kings and RightH Divine from Vandal hands Must be retrieved. Then take :1 caution What To do mid do it. Utium Ain'mlum, announcing m'riml uf spies, Willimnus amt .llehurinuxj LEMI, zltlcndamq fEnlm- Spiesj Slaves, what from you? Donn. Bring him in, villain. We'll hear what he shall say. WILL. Your Majesty, 211-5 1 was lying tlong The way, a mighty host went silent by. I followed on and by some Hlmitness and Invention of my own did ascertain Their secret plans-pians Of rebellion and Czlhal, where rampant Reason reigned supreme. Bearish lectures, mossy methods, too, they say, i Must go; So exes, too; Red-tape succumb; But norst of all, they would a tninety-three Mirage of Heresy compile. Donn. Enough; Depart. And see the night shall bring no harm From inattention. Uiuit Spicsj Sires, it doth appear That insubm'dination hath its head V Upl'aised. The Shield of Honor, sword of Right, Are shattered; buiwarke 0f Conservatism Beseiged. Revolution hath set foot 011 virgin soil; the tide of human thought, So deep zmd strong, is surging igninst the base 0foui'g1'eatthrone. imminent peril is Attendant on these times. But counsel just And purpose true, we shall, .i fear me not, Undo their many machinations. Then, Wham Your will, my gentle airs? lie on the tapis. POST. Much of yesterday is of today; The Pastis Our foster-mother and monitored our hithering; And firmly my life holds in the Past. These lessons Of worth intrinsic and Historyjs wisdom sure To emulate we now should strive. Remember How Czesartsfulluwers, he dead, seizing time By the forelock, conquered and most forestalled the eoniiiet; So ought we, too, in these vinegar-visaged times. These jetter, goggIe-eyed days rise slowly in The mom; and going 11p to bed, meet selves A-coming down. 205 PAR. But, Hil', to the ever umn, And not the never then. The approaching crisis Most needs a vigilantm- service, for Let iilynee, Shumaekanio and that Did hedge-hog Williamus, like unturned mufiins, Are hard to swallow. 1 commend 0111' meek And lowly theologues; for ere the night Do dark the streets, these trusty scouts do march Them forth from Ecclesiastiu Hall, to watch The Lights of Law, to inspect Mirages, too. NmWK. No better than Robert Jnhanis for This place, Since he is much averse to them And Bupplieth no data therefore. Letts then 7p0i11t him As spy and plenipotentiai'y imp. Donn. By consent. ttis taken. Uv'oul's shmlom suddenly is thrown. atlucart the Olmtle C'ltai'rJ But how about the nuns And their adoption to our cause? WVeid know. Let Lady Mansmeadenu report. Minter Lady MJ How thrive The nuns? Whatis new with you ? LADY M. My wisdom, not My face; else Hushed cheek nnpowdered all And unconsumptive lip, just candied by A glistening eye, might then go dark to bed. But to the nuns. Nor did there such ever thrive In Sheeted gown. Locked up, they steel them out; Obstreph'ous ail, tumultuous, uncontrolled. One let a tiny basket down to catch The dainties put by lover bold; another Sewed the tasteful buttons 011 2L vest Sent up by a noble Harte; an awful Rowe, Moreover, was raised when he did try to ,scort A maid to bnggy-i'ide away, but once Locked in, he ,gun to steal the basement through; Guard not their language, open say they care Not if the gentlemen's arms do go to waist; When at it Panthygs, they strive to decorate The oecnsionis comelinees with horrid garbs, With manly clothes, with striped bloomers hold, Short-cutH, et cetera, for fieldeday sports; And their curtains raise, ere yet the lights he out. Donn. Enough; enough! Rehellionls in the wind. Away to preparations ! EExcum alH SCENE lV.hUndar long pow'ticoes of Pine- Lawn ilfansion. Twilight. Serenity and calm. Gently swelling and softening strains by distant MioLne-xingem. Enter Calvertius and Sidwia. SJDUBIA. In mind the evening breathes a holy calm. in Hesperus, gardens cool the sun hath found A lighter rest; fronfs fierce meridian At noon he sank adown the sky to bathe His front in crystal occanls foam and thence T0 lay his head on green leaves fallln. CAIN. Nay, more. Dayle throbbing arteries their vigorous pulse D0 cease, and Nature's blood in tranquil flow Returns through veins of night. By day impure It grows by pulsing through the organs of Our commercg, business, trade, and social life; By night again it flows to welkinls dome T0 purify among the stars. SIDUSIA. Each stream One shingly shore and one precipitous Docs shimmer oler; sometimes in limpid flow fie seen, sometimes in turbid. CAIN. So it is With lives of men; the dice of fortune me Not sure, though in a skillful hand; and so 'It is welre now in war and now in peace; NOW happy, now remorsef'ul; now in hope And now in fear. Fear cowards the race and ties Its tongue; and 1 Speak not. SInUsn. A night so brave And thou so fearful? Pllbe,z1.s oft before, A lion's heart for thee to spur thee on; So speak CALV. Be brave, my love, the truth to know; Pm loath to speak only for thee. Thou knowst. I love thee true; thou saidst thou wouldsl. be mine, A palace to posseas, a landed estate To own, for thee Ilve striven. But :11le unflnt'o in such a crooked generation, 206 thf I. SIDUSIA. Perfect To me is thy constancy; and thou will find Me true Lo thee, elen as thy love makes sweet , Incision in my heart. But why thy trouble ? CALY. This land is dark with clouds of war and I Must in. Uncertainty attacheth 1,0 The issue, Victory or defeat may ltend 0111' cause; but 1 am in for all tlmtls there, Ambition leaps beyond the petty hounds 01' right and wrong. Smusm. W'hut l uzm do for thee, thatevor how, 1 will with uompluisnnce Entire. Yet I lament your going; and lVould fain dissuade you. CAIN. I shall go and seize A Dukedom in this land 01' in anuther A Fellow-Earldom. Little hope but to Engage in war. SIDUSIA. This year are in conjunction. Shall Venus out the shadow ? CAIN. Beauty and thou Are on good terms and always will, I trow; But scarcely less thy wit and Lhou.-For thee And me, love, may it l: out right 500m; buttrue i Love shall not wait its Houting. 1 will Come Again, but soon must all. SIDUsm. Away so soon, My Truth? Then tell thy name. So man? CALV. ltls Truth. My name with thine, my Beautiful, is good. SIDUSIA. But what of the Good ? CALV. Benignant heaven made ll Good ll F01- thcologncs; llll none of it. Goodrbye. SIIJUSIA. Good-hye. lThey kiRsJ My heart, my love, is breaking now. with 001le Then Venus 21nd red Mars When, Oh ! when Is this the end? Gone? Gone. Gone! And this is courtesy, to leave 1110 thus 1? The worldla courtesy; and he is of The world. Yet high :unbitlun makes one hrm-ulue, llis well; it leads him 011; hclll win, 1,1115111'0, And, I will live in palaces and wear game V. The royal purple, in love with my environs. So, so; H0, so; so, so. Ug'xitJ SCENE V. eCampus ultissimust Dm , continuing till evening. lntm-miltcnt storm. plain. EJL'nter Chameleon Tartar and Fuxcusj Armies 0n the distant FUSCUS. See yonder armies tumbling O,Cl' the hills! They front. march, join the issue. Soon the air Is filling with the clash of arms, the roll Of musketry and trumpetls blast; the groans 0f the dying, too. The Angel Death, with wingH Outsl'n'ead, is hovering nler that gory plain. The end of reason this? Not reason; but Reason, And Dogma, too. ClIAM. TEX. ltls Nature, friend; to lighta It is the status. quo of man. Fuscus. Nature ! T0 fraud thy fellow-man is nature, too; In public trust break faith with common folk; Make others chance with Death the losing Game Of Life; play truant with great Naturals God! 71mm. TEX. lTis true, no doubt. but yet I hold it meet One should conform to circumstance, and keep 011 good terms; with the Powers that he. FUSCUS. lVell-named; But in a doubtful issue, not wisely judged, You, too, may lose your head. Then the spirits of The wise will sit in yonder clouds and mock Your vain endeavor. Cum. TEX. Partly true, again; I'd know the end. Letls go and conjure with Your stars to see their forecastreHold 21 minute ! A message comes. EJt'ntcr llfesscngar, runningj Mlasslw. Knowst thou the tendency ? Reasmfs much put out; the armies surge this way. LExit Messenger, 'I'mminw GUAM. Tm. tasidct. Now llll believe in the Flood. FUSCLS tasidel. My stars, for I would 119,01' recalcitrate Against their hayonets. tAloudJ Come, come; to the Htm'b'. EEnler Slephuxnio, flourishing u S'Il'll'l'tlJ Pd nngnr with Uhrcuntj 207 STEPIL lld meet the boldest now, thol I am weary. But I am not malicious, for worse it is To spill one drop of blood than shed a ton 0f learned ink in glorious sentence trite. But who comes here? I will withdraw. tConcealsJ Udntel' Umlerlnmshius mul Dumligio in unifomlj Uxmmm hose forces, Major, 011 the east must down Through Eel valley to meet the Btrugglers there A nd save at least 0111' wreck of arms. DUVAL. The Btl'lfUB Not War, my Lord, our arms are rallying. S'l'lwn. msidel. Theylre Friends; ,1 ill Lords, ltve come from battle. We rally; almost sweep the field. out. Dhlmncmg hastilyl My 'UNmmu. ltls well. Quick, Major, join thy forces on the flank With Priestio. Tell Blileto, 0n the way, To rear the enemy-a litter one To stab them at the back is nowhere found. You, Corporal, see that you hold those works 011 yonder hill. 01- else be split with sword. STEPH. I'll chose to hold the hill, my Lord, though I Am bound to sit upon it. Uinter Cookerdius, in unifmvnj COOKER. The Fates again Against us, eirs I The battle turns our right. UNDERH. G0 tell Johnsinius to reinforce That part; Major Duvaligio And Priestio press hard their left EErit Cuokerdiusj Sets quick, and soon the battles lost or won.- Corporal, my orders; to the hill. Ufrvit Major DJ The night I will, STEPH. My Lord, when buckleris Iixed. UNDERB. Well soon ! Away ! Unlvz't Underbj STEPH. Illl hide my time, for flangerls there. 11' dead, What islt to me ? ,If alive I would believe In Jonah tales, predestination, floods, All, rather than this frame should take 011 warls quick Decay. T0 disobey I Theylll take away My uniform ? 'llm still a man with feet, Arms, hands, eyes, stomach, all. Enter Tc'lylorms aural Willianm 8, fighting. 1:10 I help ! danger I leL. 'Ln'L. 'wmwlmlj STEPII. g'yellingl. Traitor! Infidel I thy end is near. Itls nearer than thy sword, villain. Hwehlhp l E'I'hci'r' furious thrusts me llhehl-p l l EEuler Johlzsimus and Calverfius on one side; soldiers on, the uHmrJ CALV. Ho soldierl. FIRST SOLDIER. Fronl'yml. Comm 011. lThey clnsc 1',an Smut. Johnsinius, here, quick. The murtherin, villain has got me down. TAYL. Oh, ho! Another round and you are done for, WILL. Cl'lmuthJC'ng agaixnl. Not till Therels greater vengeance in your stroke. TAYL. It is. Elswurglcdj CAIN. Hash ordered coflln, Bcoundrel ? FIRST SOLDIER. For you, also two pace of rotten glebe. ETl'umpets sound without. Willirtmxzm and the twu soldiers 118841 CALV. We were llisorganized. JUIIN. lsarcasticallyl. Disorgunized liTogether we will hang 0n kindred trees. BLIALTO. 'ltls all up now. Abandoned, Holdiers scattered. STEPIL Scattered l Pm quite as compact as before, and so Are you. 7 N es, Nu; UNDERU. Escape is quite impossible. lVlmt then? To dearly sell ourselves, or capitulate And then to hang? PRIESTIO. Better die honorably. STEPH. Fight? Then must we die to-day. lVe die a later time. And H0 1 would Then here KSl'r'UcesJ No doubt; I wander why. Lla'nirn' Blialto rmd uthersj Our arms Ulnler all qllicers and comuumdc'rxj We are environed by their soldiers; Surrender ? Thou stripling imp, dare front a 1mm? I dare TILI', uiher soldier 'I'ushcs mi Staphj KSoldier Uwusis; 'ix vmwlml Qlf-l Blialtols demoralrizal squadron hurries: forward. 208 thf 11. Capitulate and never die at all. JOHN. They canlt hang your old bulk; No cablels strong enough. S'mvn, Then blessing 011 My stomach; it feeds me while I live, and saves , Me when I die. immortal hope springs here. Lliuhbing his slmumlhj EEnter Alessenger with letter to Underbrushius. Readsj UNDERB. A better hope springs here. To all who swear Obedience and fealty to the king A general amnesty and pardofs offered. STEPII. A better hope? Yes, yes. JOHN. Welll take the OFFer. Pnucwmo. And thank him, too. IINDEKIL Then come, welll take the oath, And swear allegiance to the king. Uhrwmj gd II. SCENE LhNeighboring Woods. Dead of Night. EEnter Bl'idlto,foll01116d by an Impj Fitful Storm. llrmnxl'o. How cold and dark the night I Shrill frosted Winds Sweep out from you high sky the temperate airs Ofthis deep vale to blast, the hills to crust And coaLiIIg-bark 0ft1'ees to shrink. Come here, You nimble-footed embodiment of spite; Come here, I say, you brimstone dog, to huilnl Me fires. Wouldst freeze a body wont to be In hotter place than this? Whold teach you fire- Apprenticeship, if not to use you ? Stir up Those llamas hotter, thrice hotter than they are wont. IMP muutteringl. Plunge, poker, p1unge,vile imp, with thy old-time, Hell-dreaded might; scorch off his dirt-lJegrimEd hair. Ufurls embers ut Blialtoj BLIALTO. A curse upon thee, shrimp ! 'llo-mormw in the frozen moon. IMP lmutteringl. His wings Bays like, and made for thicker atmosphere, Gould never soar so high. I fear him not; For if he catch me once, I, spiritulike, Will slip his clumsy fingers through. 1711 bury thee 5mm 1. BMALTO. What ? Muttering? Then will I bury thee bare, so thou shalt freeze And shrink, and shrink and freeze till thou shalt lose Thy form, and pass, a, disembodied sprite, To hell. IMI'. There I will keep the caldron burning, Burning hotter for thy coming, till Thou ridest down on lean and hungry ass. BLIALTO. VVhatls that? lSctzes Imp by cant, 'mharcupon the Tmp slips out; ditto vest; ditto pantalonns; ditto left leg; ditto both ears and right arm; and Impls final escape into a hol- low mrnmtai'n.l Foul Pluto's bloodless offspring and Some forest hag IeAnd yet they do not come. Some intervention must have cut them off, Else they would now be here. You distant bell, They said, would not strike one before they came, And now ytie late past two. But, hark ! Amid The rush of storm, I hear abreaking through The underbrush, as someone labored hard. They come. lE'nter Calvcrtius and Tayloriusfl CAIN. The night is cold and we were some Deferred, Blialto; they come quick on 0111' heels, And we must be at work. 'llAYIh Welve thought it through, And much deplore our former loss, quite due To us ourselves. BLIALTO. The Wheel thatls in another Turns faster and soon itself will wear away. CALY. Quite true; an unproportinned yepimoy I5 sure to bring its own decay. Therefore, 1 think it best, in coming strife, we should Perform 0111' part. BLIAL'PO. It eanlt work injury; For if we aid, then Reasonls victory Is nearer quite at hand; much easier then fwill be to wreet the scepter from Reasonls Usurping hand, lhaii Dogmals, trenched round With ancient precedents. 209 TAYL. Our methods chosen, Weill go to come again, ere their approach Shall find us here, unwarded of suspicion. BLIALTO. 1f the issue bear proportion to These direful preparations, it will be More Hunguinary than before, T fear. These many months;, accumulated wrath And sure distress have vel'ged this nation 011 TO Revolution. It will come as sudden, So unbeknown is it to them. They come. UCntcr Unilm-ln'uslzius, Cookertlius, Johnsiniim, Iiumtiyio, v Sleplumioj Right welcome, gentlemen; right welcome all, To our Imp-deeerted fires. UNchms. Good, gentlemen. 1,111 glad to see these cheery lights in such A gloomeenshrouded vale. Neler did such fires T0 Zoroaster burn on Persian hills As here now fleck the night, and through the hem Old wilderness their struggling beams emit. They cheer our hearts, so hard put to it by cold And cutting winds blown out the hollow horn Of heaven. Theylre signs of hope to urge us to Our purpose. STEPH. 'Well, yes; as signs they beacon me To quick Surround them; my object, though, is more Inclined to bacchanaliau revelry. Then come and gather round the blazing log, T0 sport with time and drink 0111- cheering grog. JOHN. Still doting on your feed, old man ? Didst come To offend the nightls solcnmity '? T0 baflle The work already done, defeat the enrls That honest effort might attain? Alas, That the Almighty should have made so gross A hulk as yours! That sluggish arteries, jartial t0 corporal lbcsity, should leave A brain unfed, and thoughts, divinc-endowed With glorious potency, to foster and Decay amid a hill of rotten and Quasiw, nay Iioii-i'elated words l S'nmr. tasidcl. Muyhap, ,tis true. Noni? quasiW? But, like the Pharisee, EIQ'L'eunt Tayl. and Calvj Prieslio mt I thank kind hoavin I'm not as he; for when He wants a thought and would relate his words, His nose and chin come hurriedly together, And on the brink of that abyss, where weird winds Do howl by night and day, hold converse 10115: Ere yet he comes to thought. COOKERD. We'd best bestir; We canit cheat Time; it. hastens quick to morn. PRIESTIO. By edict high weyre summoned here; let's know The object of 0111' coming. lfRe-emer Gala. and Tale UNDERB. In general ,Tis known to you; in part the means we seek Wherehy the effects of this Iitfui ty 'anny T0 counteract, once more to out-Brutus Cmsar, Once more for Freedom to hazard honor, life And all. The means, letis counsel for the means. PRIESTIO. Hast any plans? UNDERIL Yes; theBe :e STEPII. But wait. Is7t well To break an o'iith sworn yfore high heaven to be Trust-worthy, loyal to his majesty? PRIES'DIO. It is. An oath ifore heaven is an oath iforo men; To be true to men is to be true to God, For men are little gods ofkindrcd nature. Better be really true to these god-men And wrest their freedom from a throne of wrong, Than formally true and quench their hope in life And sink them into baser woe. SHJ-nur. Just so, Pd never thought ofthat. But what think you, 15W not more dangerous than faring well At the kings hand? JOHN. tseornfnilyi. So much hardihood Pent up in 30 small a frame? S'i'nrn. Alas! That you Would believe me an honest man! Have I. not served You well ? And now you heap base contumcly On my nnmeriting head. Am I not bravo ? With this unsheuthod sword did I not slay Some nine and twenty warriors armored to The teeth 7 Thus m'ei' ,tin with merit true; 'Tis never recognized. My capacity 210 chf 11. Is quite interminable, and my power Of physical circninciusion without limit; Keen my appreciation of my foibles. How 0ft live got me out, with mouth upturned, v To drink the northern storm ! And hence my great Commodity of wind, whence argosies iVell-freighted might 1111 their empty sails. And yet, you will not understand my worth. DUVAL. Tho ideam numerous implications you Have quite evolved. Some minds are very adept In bringing out whatis not therein contained; Great fame sureq COIIIO to you. JOHN. There never was A greater spendthrift of his tongue; and new So small a, debtor to good thought. Why, sir, ,Tis even Whispered round that late one night, When coming tipsy home, in going off To bed he hung his pants upon the gate, Then made his couch out in the garden patch And slowly spent the night in blowing out The lightning bugs. Plnns'rm. What true utility Lies in this wretched banter? Much more, I fear, NVill bring to us discredit What to do And how to do it is the question now. S'rlamr. Whateier Johnsinius says: may be true; But lfve neier lost my breath in fashioning A pun. JonN. But worse; when it was very young, You put it in short pants; 50 now it hangs 'Upon the gate to keep the dogs away. STEPH. Strong, eh? Well that foul breath that issues fort h From your Assistanfs mouth, is sure enough To make the Lab. Professors blush, and cause The gods to think some dire contagionk in The land. BLIALTO maiden. CAIN tasidei. Unconscious, yet how true. Ifxnmus. No more; no more. Here, every one, and know The mandates of your Lord. Tie lmnentable, As now is known to you, that our defeat Was duo t0 traitors in our camp. We had The villain I Qtene 11. Strong hopes of victory; but treachery, Like moon the waves, against us quickly turned The tides of Fate. Had penal powers Been vested in our hands, they should have come To loss. I see weive now a surer hope To win; for better organization now Have we, a stronger bond of unity, And purpose nearer one. Henccforth the man That traitor proves with sword shall be transfixed. These plans ofquick and terrible execution Implicitly must followed be. Let him Whole laggard in the case be severed from The insignia of his place. Belt known to you That we, by virtue of our vested power, Have thus decreed: Now being 011 the offense, The Castle of Doddrigio is to Be stormed. With his right shall Duvaligio, Whose arms, like all his arguments, compact And aerried are, shall thus besiege that work; While with his left shall reinforcements he Cut off from Prep; hels moving there already. In close conjunction with this work, have we Decreed, Cookerdius shall undermine Their high defense and blow it to the moon. In this hels much facility; once did 1 count four score and seven stenches, nine And thirty stinks, long-standing all, distinct And well-dellned. Then if Longdouius From other Profs can borrow time enough For his Din Deutsche Sprache, he will send His arms down Walnut Creek to join with those Of Lewision, the left, in one grand sally Along their entire works. Johnsiuius And Priestio Ecclesiastic 17 ort Will quick bombard. Blialtolll guard the ways To the Palace of the Sciences, the like Of whose eggregious compoundispecious and Unnamable heterodoxy, orthodoxy And vain neutralityewas never known. Taylorius t0 the Observatory, Where you will iind machines infernal, to Bombard the heavens and prognostiwte 211 The endless reach of time. Oalvertius Shall go with me. And last, Stephaniu Will omnipresent be, encouragement In all to inspire. Hence, now, to your homes; away. Un'wetmt Underh, Cookerdtus and Duvaligioj Pmmrm. ills well. Weill also reinforce our arms And even execute the letter of His law. JOHN. Just so; for still our cause is quite AmbiguoueeWhy, look! Here comes the fool. Hello, fool! 011 which side are you? FOUL. For sure, llm 011 the aide ol the Fool. A. dilemma if This be, which horn now would you gripe? STEPIL Poor 10011, The winner's horn, of course. FOOL. Then Pm with thee; For would my pate dare cogitate my own Patels loss? PHIESTIO tlo Calvj. that means the F001? JALV. His name doth mark Him down a. fool; and that he surely is; Strange fancies and occult words an idle brain Show f0rth.-Say, F001, hast thou a pate ? F. F0011 tto Cule. Say, fool, Hast thou a pate to lose ? Then surels thy loss; For thou hast not a pate to save thy pate From being lost. Now, mark my pate, 1 must he Aaofl'. CAIN. Gond-bye, my Fool. FOOL. GOOd-bye, your fool. EExit Foolj JOHN. Well, well, wekl better now bestir, lest light Of 11101-11 discover heaps of rottenness And perlidy and base depravity, Come away. EEchunt allj SCENE ILeElston Hall. Afternoon. lZE'rztm' Chameleon Textorj CnAM. Tux. Well, sure enough, this is a curious Old world. There's nothing fixed; uncertain all, And ruled by Chance. What reason Hays should be The sense declares is not; all history Is full of contradictions, and all law . Annulled by whimts insane decree. It takes Our time, though worth our while, to Whittle our Opinions down to fit those of the agel They change and with them ours; for who would he Outrun by the sluggish proletariate? We'd keep abreast the times, though argued in A corner every five and twenty minutes; And though pent in and hedged about, yet would We still escape through syllogisms of some Illicit process, or some curious Non soquiter: Well, well, here comes a villain. Eels It worked me every time; but never more. IEMW C'alllerllusj How are you, sir? Well? CALV. Save a little trouble. CHAM. TEX. Trouble ! How so? CALV. Much overwork; I fear I must renounce my office in this land 01' lose my health. lAsich Ha! his smy-pathy 80 soon I CHAN. TEX. Too bad I Where then? To some resort? CALV. I hope To be a Fellow-Earl in a Northern Land, Where I shall lighter labor find. CIIAM. Tux. Too high ! Too high ! Youlve not enough prestige.- CALV. Thatls why I came. In you I have great confidence,7 CIIAM. TEX. Yes, buta CALV. You know how I have made approach Unto the place throy th7 influence of my Good friend, a politician of my Htate, Who has a pull WI, th' rulers of that empire. CHML TEX. I scarce could aid your plans; I do not know The ocherB. CAIN. I would not put you out At all in that way; but how about those credits? How many for my work? tAside.l Some twenty hours Ilve spent upon those books; PM It work I, him, though. CIIAM. TEX. Credits ? Your work is near equivalent To one, I think; more possibly. CAIN. lwitll lowering browl. My time 212 QM II. Was much expended by ,t; some forty and Three hundred hours, you know. CIIAM. Tux. So much ? Well, well ! 'Tis valued at some credits two. Illl grant Them now, and at a later time your work I711 criticise. CALV. The quality, also, Yoqu find, is quite superior, as you Would find in noted authors. CHAN. TEX. Yes, thatls true. Well, then, about three courses for your work XVould be an estimation just and fair, I think. Moro might establish precedent Unsavory to our institutional life; However, Illl lend nly aid in whateler way I call. 1711 use my inlluence and gain For you a. hearing in the ear of power. Success now ,tend your way. CALV. The same to you; And all with thanks. Good-byo. CIIAM. TEX. Good-bye. Uhit 0lele A man That was port-born and bred in villainy, And I an eaBy-worked old dolt that seeks For policy the enmity and wrath Of' all to conciliute. Still do I count It much for gain menla frenzied discord t0 Repress, although with much concession and Renunciation of great principlesl Liam SCENE IIIm-Dorm. Parlors. Winter Twilight. Snow without, Firelight within. fJa'ntm Alonlu, and Filiciuil Frmc. Oh, what a wicked, hateful spite it is! Amx. What! What! Fillcia, dear, once did I know A gentler tongue in you. FILIC. Tongues be gentle When Fates be kind, sweet Ilonia. ALoN. Has thy Small bark been set adrift to dash about On some rough-chafw sea of circumstance ? FILIC. And all alone. 011 that same sea you, too, Have been much tossed. How so, you ask ? Then I Scene 111. Will speak. I would not blame the roughness of The world, for needs it must be so; yet I Do feel it heavy. Aliox. Jewelled life iH set In grosser matter; but wlmtls this matter in Thy life 1? FILIC. Islt womanish to love and love In vain ? to wish a day to deck myself In orange blossoms? ALUN. It, is; but manly, too. Are thy affections fallln and then cast off As something menu l? i FILIC. Not so; but I would theyld ihllln and worthily. Life seems so Hat, unprolltable; its skies So dull and leuden, its atmosphere so thick. ALUN. Cheer up; for l, thy worser counterpart, Enjoy this life full well. Thou, Loo, hast hope Where I have none; thy beuutyls inviting still, But mine not so. FiLie. Beauty I will beauty Hush The cheek of Despair, 01' color the lip of Four, 01' glisten elen the eye of Love forlorn ? ALON. These gentle nuns ought make thee happier, too. 1911,10. Happier! Worse by far I Do not I see Their tiny fixings, straighted forms, curled hair, Sparklingjowols, powdered cheek, and all To charm a, lover? lVe, Ancient Maidens both Shall be; no hope at all. ALON. Filicia, come; No more petulmwe; some gay diversion. Dramatic, sonic fair maiden t0 bejape. FILIC. I will for ease of heartls sake. ALON. Some one comes: Behind the arms; quick. KGanccal themselvesj Uinta- Lmly Mansmemlmuj LADY M. To love or not to love,-that is the question; Whether ltis nobler in our lives to suffer The loneliness of loving not at all, Or take the sweet proposals of EL gent, And by our Hr-JpobniugH end it? To loveeto spoon, No more, and by a Hspoon to say we end The troubles, cares and thousand other plagues Welll be That single lady's heir to-consummation Devoutly to he wished. But sis not so; Still would I rather love. ALON. laside to FilieJ. Another one In want, Filico, fin want of a man to love. Not, comforted now, my dear ? ha! ha! FILIC. laside to Alonim. A young misery by an old. LADY M. He comes, I think. lEnter Jom'sj 0h, welcome, my noble knight. Too long my heart Has beat in anxious lxpectancy; too long To wait your tardy coming. Joms. My curling-irons This eve did play me false, my snow-cheeked love, And so 1 came me late, neler catching up The fleeting foot of Time. LADY M. The night blows wild; Come nit you near the tires glow, and we Will chat together. ' Jews. I will right readily, For what can sooner warm than fire, except The heartls love-glow? But how is thy surveillance O'er the younger nuns? Their temper much uncertain? ; LAJJX' M. Indeed it is; much care are they. They stir The fires of love in all their ogling ways, And since llm stern with them, theylre all at outs W'ith my authority. JONIS. Islt wrong to love? Then welll be much before the court. of Conscience- Should Conscience be at court? Not so; for ith Not just but tender. So I will court without ihe But is it wrong to love ? LADY M. Sometimes; ,tis trite, You know, that circumstance should alter manners. Theylre young and so untasty in their choice Ot'loves. Still cold, my dear? JONIS. Still cold; rest in My arms, my pretty one, and I'll be warm; Come, wont you kiss me straight? LADY M. For your warmthls sake I would, but wouldn't. you shame to nestle in As is Your arms so old a one as I, since I Am quite past twentylwo? JONIS. I11 my eyes thoulrt fnira LADY M. Not as thy curled hair in candle-lightH But letls occultourselves; for if perceived, My iniluenoe, from inconsistency, Would much infection take. Hark I a noise ! ALON. laside to Filicial. Filioia, I'll break them off. Stay here to watch, thile Illl away to conjure up some mischief. You know they have a dance tonight. Now, watch. FILIC. Inside to AlonJ I will, as I desire to learn the ham. l'Em't Alon. back wayj lmny M. See ! oh, see I ' lho nuns are all in white. Theyh'e circling by in the Virginia reel. that means it all ? EEmcr Messenger in haslcj Muss. Oll, lady, Lady, quick ! They say The HLiterary Club will meet to-night; And nuns are going. LADY M. ,. And nuns are going? ha I ha! Welll see. Be off, to listen yround. Habit, Messjl I'll hold The keys to-night; and none shall out, not one. JONIS. Dear ludy-love, I see thorelll be much trouble; And by my further staying Illl augment it. So I will go at once. Adieu LADY M. So soon ? Then kind adieu and quick return, LEJ'it Jonis. Enter Aloniu, back wayj FILIC. laside to Alonl. My dear. Oh, ,twas such a jolly sight. ALON. Glside to Filicl Be quiet, and there'll Boon occur to make Thee have a paroxysm ofjoy. LADY M. Gone now! And that's my luck! Those hateful, wretched nuns I Illl tutor them with sore distress; Illl teach Them how to interfere. Hols gone ! nay, angered ! KVhy, now I think this world was thrown together By Chance, and all thl aH'zLirs of men caused not By sure and steadfast laws. Allls ruled by vague, Vast and interminable Chaos; also why Is happiness so soon cut ofl'? Trouble, Like history, repeats itself. To learn Just IIowe to win my purpose steadfast: wuH. Well done, rllut, tut; ! 214 Through troubles, as Cilnluerean darkness drear, I would have followed him; but now 1165 gone 111 foreign parts to roam, and I, love-lorn, By unpropitious fates from him am severed. But love so quick as this transferred surcoaso Of sorrow never brings, I fear; so now This later woe sweeps heavy on and quite Olerwhelms my soul. Ills pigsney dear to him Am I, was Jonls wont to Hay; but like Ilia predecessor, has slipped from bonds of love. But list! a voice! Venus again; Illl quick Behind the scenes to catch anothorls tale. Ulues bahhzdl Un'nier J'ohusilriux ct lx'owlmis, arm in tu'mJ JOHNS. When lights are low and curtains drawn to shield From the inquisitive world, a deeper sense 0fjoy auspicious then ensues; El. hope That springs of Heavenly prospect. RoWL. Well ? Finish. JOHNS. And have I not? ROWL. Indeed youlvo not, ? Prospect; ? .It comes from gum and specio. I look Beyond. Now tell me what youlre looking at; Of whatls your prospect, sir ? Jonxs, Oh, ask me not. But knowest Ilm incarcerated and In chains, though I am standing here ? ROWL. Well. free Yourself and he a slave no more. JoHNs. Slavery Is sweet when only your eyes to me may speak Deliverance. ROWL. I always speak with my tongue; And never with my eyes, else they Would say That many senses are conducive to But little sense. JOHNS. Not quite so literal, My dear. You're full of quirks and wanton wiles Today, 1 see; not quite so tender as Before. Your love, I fear, is much disposed To be lukewarm.H Rown. Well, what wouldlst have it, sir? HA ol'HierOnL '3 Qlcf II. E! game 1V. Juuxs. Yes; but that is rather 0001 For blossoming affection, is it not? BOWL. It should have blossomed earlier in life Totve hardened to the frosts of this rough world. But hast thou learned the latest ? Jmms. NU. that is't? Rowu. A secret ball hvinked at by Facultyi, Magnificent and grand, theretll be to-night, Given by the HLiterary Club. Jouxs. A-going? Rown. Yes, unless theyhve caught. The keys, However, are kept by Lady Manemeadcau, And 5113111 not brook their going openly; But when 7th; time, by hinder way they111 file Them out across the crusty snow to meet Their U51,2L11ante. JOHNS. Hark ! Eten now I think I hear Them coming down those creaking stairs. 1R1 see Them, dear, as they pass out. Are nuns ROWL. If so, then to This window at the North. JOHNS. A moment tarry. Turn low the jets, else through th1 uncurmined pane May peep some curious eye, to 0111- extreme Discomtiture. Rva. 0, see them now I Theyire 1'1ke The ghostly forms that nightly flit about Some forest1s haunted marge. JOHNS. KSl'ippi'ng his am about her waistj Their outlines dimmed Beneath the lessening twilight,s gleam; their forms Are in the distance disappearingas The foam-encrested waves, as white as they, Far circling on a moonlit sea, smaller, Seeming, as they their outward course pursue. ROWL. Your :mn, Johnsinius, is out of place, .1 fear. Jouxs. IVs 2m 'hut-ofmlace that causes joy Intense. Deprive me. not of such a deer A m1 charming ecstasy. Efimly M. rushes outfrom behind the mortainj LADY M. What means this, sir ? True gentlemen know where to keep their arms, 215 And that not round a lady's form in Close Embrace; and virgins, too7 the better part Of wisdom have secured, if only they Possess reserved modesty. Wretched ! Unnatural I pervertet land insane ! Such conduct! Oh 1 wholes your blushing modesty ? And, sir, yum' vapid efi'usions breed intense Disgust, contempt for 2111 your sex. Dllouia, amt 14'Allicia, advunee f1 0m behind the uwrrnsj ALON. Well, this Indeed? a sight for the gods. RUWL. mside t0 .1011n.1 And speechless still, Juhnsinius? 'Tis not but ordinary; All men, you know, are lovers; and maidens, too. .Imlx. tuside to Rowlj To love is ordinary; but not for me To hear her rail. LADY M. This social degeneracy 1s most appalling. Common courtesy And bearing chivalrous are almost gone; While manners are corrupt and customs false, In this false age. ALON. So 11ve observed Twas not Long since when I, behind the arras there, . haw you in Jonis1 arms rec1ining light; Saw him performing feats of osculatiou. And, 011, ltwas such a. sickening sight! Ulmly JLflees their presence; the restfollow in cmlfusionj SCENE IV. Bank of Walnut Creek. Evening, continuing into the night. Remaile hnstx tv'yiny to effect a passage across the bridge and into the city by a terrific bomhawlment of Dogmalq works. Battery answers battery from the TL'l'CW-V eiilter bank, vvhz', squadrons uf lightcaiiah'y dashacross the bridge, only to be each time repulsed. Thug Ihe uncertain issue continues. Uinter Docld'rigio in gorgeous zmifor'mj Donn. A pretty pass is this, when the king must take The field in person ! Treason is the cry From nationts end to end; its accessories, Pr'elemled social wrongs, political Corruption and ecclesiastic hate. Not 50; it is ainbitiows cursing bane, Inspired 0f Rumorls false alarms, that stirs This brazen treason 11p and puts a bold Elfrontery upon Rebellionln brow. lTis foul sin, gathering to head, that breaks Into irruption dire, whose consequence Now shakes the throne of Law, and arms for war A nationls gallant youth. But their armies mm For naught, and their thunders peal in vain; our youth Their lire receive unblenchcd, and Chaos neler , Shall enter Orderls realnm Ufnter galloping, a, squadron of cavalry under Swahlencsj SWAII. Heaelet I Prepare ! General, as goes that bridge, so goes the day; ' One lost, then both. Their assaults are rapid and Terrific. They fight with the energy of despair And almost win the day. Donn. T0 the rescue, then. And quick 1 Fly l Across the hills, across The valleys l Awey ! Uhit squadron and S. in a plunging gallopJ My God ! What a havoc scene! I:E'nter Messenger in hastej What now have you? MESS. Enough, heaven knows. The left Of Duvaligio not only holds Its own against this day of woe, but sweeps ' The works of Bassetanie away, And with his tremendous artillery is wrought Sad ruin in Prep-Psyehels realm. Donn. How crossed The river? DTICSS. By a ford effected quick. Donn. Go hence, And tell Pouchernio to send his aid T0 Bessetenio. Go, now. ULXvit Messj What next! Un'nter Second llfcsscngerj MESS. Sir, hope again returns. The bridge is still ours. Dunn. Good! Now will I seize a mighty point Of Htrategem. This message quick-on wings !- To Poetiua. Tell him to quivkly join Youchernio and with a hoavy-armed 210 thf II. Attack, surround and fell upon the rear 0f Duvaligio, from fast retreat Cut 0le Ride; away through shot and hail. UC.HIt Messj The evening sun upon a better hope llas set than once did we expect ; the stars, 111 clear eHulgent light, through murky BankO of battle shine, to signify of peace.-- But, 10 ! what islt 1 see ? Islt smoke or dust That rises oler yen hill? Higher, higher, As n 0101141 it rises, rests upon the air, Then floats away to hover oler the woods. See ! a horsemanle in the midst; a message comes. halt gain or 1055? What contents there? Who knew EEnicr Jlfcsscngcr m hastaj The fate of battle's in thy look. Speak, speak I Mess. Johnsinius and Prieetio have takln Eeelesiestids Works. Donn. Gone, that last And mighty bulwark ofour strength ! MESS. But allls Not lest; the Palace of the Sciences Still holds its sure defense. The battle lulls, Moreolei', to take a braver aspect 011 At morning light, when we may expect return Of victory. Dunn. 0111' loss will lead to greater, I fear. Lla'ntcr Scan! rapidlyJ SCOUT. There appears from other compass point Upon the hills :1 new and sudden force, Reported of strength six hundred tthousamll strong. At their behest a hasty truce is called 0f opposing arms. This intervention comes From foreign parts, empowered of Justice king To net, of Equity and Right. Donn. Then let Their el'nissary come. Welll audience give, At least to gain a little time, if not To win them to our side. Meanwhile welll cease This assault till mm'n. Unlzrcuni UHJ game I. ch III, SCENE L-Neur the Temple of Euterpe. Along Locus! Avenue; euxrly morning. EEntcr Sentinel slo'wlyJ SJENTINEL. This fair, auspicious morn has risin to deck The land in gold, 1101' fairer eler has shed Its lustre on the burnished hills. Oler green And level award, through tall and clustering trees, Adown the cheerless vale with fog so dim And dank, 110w penetrate the glimpses of Auroraie beam. The sullen shadows flee; A deeper crimson lend the woods to all The land around; while nature springs again To newer life. its essence climbs into The ilower, the joy oflassies gay, to give It lovliness; so, too, it courses through The sturdy oak whose vigor typifies The glory of the swain; to all 2L source Of promise and of good. All nature quick Iilvigorates, the clayhs new labor to Begin. tEntcr second Sentinelj Stand, thou, and give the countersign. SEC. SEN. lex bone! Finer SEN. Welcome here. How now with youls The watch upon the Caetletl Green? Has ill Been brewing through the night? 01' omens fallin? SEC. Siam. Allis quiet; not a single soldier stirring, Nor ever belchee forth the cannonis thunder. FIRST SEN. Wth prospect for the day ? SEC. SEN. Twill be as is The morn; peace reigns within the camps; the truce is signed cum bomb jide. Now is there Cessation all along the line; the smoke Is rising oler the once embattled plain, And soon this armed mntroversyis done. FIRST SEN. The past has been most senguiuary and The warriors weary of the fight; 'twill force Them to ackno wledge peaceeBut how was fought The battle ? XVhose arms won? Tell all. SEC. SEN. Peace-bringing night, her sable mantle thrown Upon the plain, found either army quite 217 Undone; which quickly sought relief in camp. Then at dead of night was heard the distant tread 01' advancing troop; and in the morning bright, With banners all unfurled, in serried rank, Well-armed, but only for defense, came on The numerous host. They came, from every land They came, commissioned of eternal Justice And Equity and Right, to arbitrate The wars of men; their missionls fraught with peace And harmony; they seek the good of all. Strong, manly, and the youngest in the land; 01 purpose true and dauntless bravery Are they, who now do hold the vantage ground Upon the russet hills. FIRST SEN. Their coming was Most opportune, l judge, if they would give That better victory which ever shines Forth from the darkest clouds of war. But who Are they? And whatls their policy? SEC. SEN. The best and highest order and degree From every land and clime. Their policy Is one of moderation born. They would Deter l'conoclasnfs remorseleas hand And proffer golden peace; but neler submit T0 tyrant kings. FIRST SEN. Upon this move ? SEC. SEN. Some reconciled; some all At outs, since, as they say, a compromise It is with principles of truth and right. FIRST SEN. Are they inspired of heaven to deeds of right And principles of truth? Whence cometh all This inspiration? Forever would they wage Relentless war upon the sons of men ?e But what's their fate, the Iw-econcilables I7 SEQ SEN. Some banished, others lied. Calvertius Is gone to 7seape dire punishment condign; 'Jlaylorius is banished to that place Where hot-spurred Nemesis remorseless drives; Blialto, too, right soon, they say, will have A call to go; and other minor ones They're of Now look the other arms Are hencing quick away. All circumstance Now tends to universal peace, a peace Well-fraught with joy and hope, and happiness And long prosperity. Fms'r SEN. Happy the day, W'hen useless war shall cease and gelled wrongs Are healed t0 ope 110 more; when law obeyed Is selfpenforced; when ELll the Arts excel W'hateler was known before; when Science and Religion true make common cause for man. Then once--diverged paths of men shall meet, Because of an inspiring community Of aim. Then hail, thou dawning of that day ! By thy effulgent beam mayst thou inspire That leader to be worthy thee I SEC. SEN. It Will; There cometh one, accompanied of Truth tTis said, to assume the reigns of government, To hold in bound all arbitrary degrees, And fashion all to Spiritual Freedomfs end. FIRST SEN. The mornis relief now comes; we will away To await the happy event. EEteunt.J SCENE IL-Rotunda 0f the Temple of Hyman. Thoughts of men frozen into architectural mitt attistic splmtdar! Such the Temple! Such the Rotunda! Like heavents hollow conctave, seems to rise, stretch away and disappear into distant calmmctttcs the vast mid various- colorett dome; suppm'ted on half It hundred gigantic Corinthian pillars whose capitals, sustaining the immense tablutm'e, are marble statues of Atlas. These pillwrs, types of the rugged in architecture, at bottom hmctd-pedcxtatal amt interptaccd with statues of bronze and medallions, and rising far into the cmijused maze of arcades, friczcs and corniccs, are deep-sct within the outer wall. Here, broadening as in a summer gumdnn, m-e paths among the works of the gone. On every side write the circular, perpendicular wait, here and there pierced with orict windows, and everywhere enriched with cttthomte carvings, bosses, tracery of naturals forms and representations of tmnient mztl mythicat tore, history and legend. Above, through the stained and glassy dome, streams the colored, light, falling with gotgcous cjt'cct upon the mosaic finish, and on the soft, Tich deep-Irrown brusscts fantastically 'ih'wrought with figures of knight-errantty and castle-chivcttm. At the center, pavilion-likc, is a mind mxirhle-worh, large and circular, over-a'rched with an awning of tint and gracefully branching evergreen,- 218 thf Ill. mul all Zovt'tily Iietlechetl with white rows, orchids and ui'mtye blossoms. Within, all incapable of the days garish light, dimly glimmer, even at mid- day, cmutles artixtimlty arranged, as reminiscent of a former cloistcr- character. Neither it: this scene unculomed by the SCILithOV'W hand; how- by the painteWs, for there, set 011' 11y a. foliage hack-grozmd, are paintings rich and costly. At. the center of alt stands a cluster of fountains playing, carpctnil with lichen, waited with roses and furnished ivith floating ttuxisim aml Inittermqm. Thence water, leaping into spray, issitcsfmm, dragon heads and the Inmuths of browsed liom. Herc daily flock mtmhcriess birds to quench their thirst and mingle their matins with the notes of the distance- softened chapel chimes. In, front is an. altar, large and cordifm-m, of lilies, orchids and roses. Un'nter ltlilicia. l Frmc. Hark l Cease, human utterance, cease ! fie that Divine, entrancing spell that, holding tense The soul enwrapped in Thoughtb serene embrace, Eier comes on tiptoe to announce the Mindis New-found inheritance. In such a calm yTii-z heir to its entire estate; and from Itself enslaved, itself it would reclaim. If over, here it would aspire to thoughts Fresh-springing from the mind of Jove, to deeds Heroic through the endless reach of time. Once through the memory a vision pure And bright, methought 0f heavenly purpose burn, Was ever wont to tlit-a. vision of That time when those joy-bearing chimes should 5011le T0 bless at Hymenis altar other souls Then they this day shall cheer. But now, not HO; Fur, though these scenes, to other hearts as rleztr As bridal rose, do tend to put the soul h .111 envyls rack, yet I do iind my joy In theirs, and soon will swell the marriage song. EFInter Aloniaj Alonia ! ALoN. Filicia ! FILIc. Alonia ! Is this the place? Do these, my senses, to Me traitors prove, or is this Paradise in tune with earth's divinest harmony ? ALON. Not a tinge of sorrow now I see; not a trace Ofczu'e is left behind. Islt true, my dear ? 5mm 11. FILIU. It is; save that of gentle melancholy, From which we would not be divorced. ,Twas learned By me, from thy best lesson learned, that in 011018 serving selfalone that nobler self, And universal, 50011 is lost, unworthy Of others and unworthy of its own Once glorious destiny. Why, only this morn, XVhile standing here, a robin sitting on Yon lofty architrave, seemed to sing a Song Thath moral fraught: A film oflight is 011 the hill; The bud, through Hia anernal Will, Strives self to free in blossoms oped; The infolded soul, as buds, does grow; From trouhlek cup, dreg-drained in woe, Itself it frees through promise hoped. Timek hastening chariots turn, The virginst flaming cressets burn Low, low, as we sit idle by; Then list the song the robin sings, Heed richest heat that Nature brings, And thy soults fane with good build high. ALON. ,Tis well, Filicie, that you are reconciled; But still your fate is not so obdurate, For happy and content youtll ply your art, By fame allured to achievement higher. FILIC. But hark ! The chimes begin to sound in merry concord, Yet low and tender, to announce the time, Now come. Now louder and now softer sounding, They mingle with the notes of birds, made vocal, As they float far out upon the liquid air. ALON. List ! Another sound breaks 011 the ear. Enrapt in ecstacy the soul is caught With strains by Blendelssohlhs rich genius wrought. tAdmncing from opposite directions, at the strains of Mcmielssolnfs Kt W 7ddmg Dfamh, are seen, four trains of relatives and attendants of the brides and b'ridcg'ruoms. levughttlong-tlrmmw aisles they approach the marble cen- ter, altmucroun'zcd, where stood Gabinius Sacerrlosj 219 FILIc. O, wait! Come, stand aside and let them pass. Did king ere witness so much royalty ? Look ! Here comes sweet Lady Mansmeadeau, A-lcaning on a relativek arm, costumed In satin ivory-White, in softened folds Astant a-rippling down, all decorate W'ith roses pure and white. ALONIA. The bridegroom, tou, Jonis with Paderewski-hair, best 111611,; And retinue attendant, haste to join His lady-love in Hyments Bower. But, see ! The orchids fair and lilies-of-the-valley, Suspended high along the lengthened aisles, By some occult, magnetic touch fall down To decorate the downy paths and lend Their fragrance to the balmy air. FILIC. With gentle undulating motion as A wavelet zephyr-hlown; a thousand pearls, Sunekissed and bright, their efl'ulgencc shed around In ever-changing light, as some stm-beam That falls upon an opal sea, wavy With agitation, leaving alternate spots Of shadow and 0f sheen. ALON. But, now again. Those distant portals, swinging wide, have admit Another wedding train. Through yonder long A rcaded aisle, illumined with candles dim, Pass up the bride-maids garbed in broadcloth white. With flaring skirts, and bouffant sleeves, and hats A11 chian-decked. Next, Lady Mistletoe, The occasionts fairest bride, with escort strong, Homes decked in damask cream with high-cut acreage And with long-ruming train; while on her breast, With joy 110w gently heaving, lies abunch Of orange blosaoms. Fxmc. Shdd meet Johnsiuius, W ho, jei'ter-garhed and all in trim, hastes t0 Assume his functions marital. Look, 110w ! Theyh'e circling around the altar. They stop, and 9.1175 A-tremble in a joyful agitation. The musicts ceased; allts still, save gentle chimes, They move Aye softening, mellowed through the air, as the song Of some lone philomel that nightly sings, And singing, Hies away, while its tranquil notes Upon the stillness fall. ALON. They're joining hands, Gobinius, that holy priest, the while Performing all the sacerdotal rites. His kindly face, eler beaming sanctity Upon the assembled there, shows moral worth Through tribulation wrought. His musiciwords XVould render sacred all with commonness Affected; and tender touch ofhand inspire With kindlinesa. FILIC. yTie oler; 7tis finished all. The candles just a little brighter beam, The chimes a little louder chime, and lilies Are taught a whiter hue. Their corteges, United now, slow-winding out among The works ofart, through devious paths and straight, Now wend thieir way to pass first time and last Beneath that Sacred Arch whereon is writ: HVobir-scmm Felicitas. And now adieu ! Good-bye! farewell l-You, too, my younger hopes, A long farewell l ALON. But welcome brighter one. Is rising in life's orient. Come away. tOorteges disappearaj Yes; to those, farewell l Its morning 110w EExemth SCENE III. Senate Hall. Afternoon. I:Enter Gobinius, Waldon'is, Smyserius, Naylorius, Fuscus, Chameleon Team and Longdoniusj G031. tin chain. Fathers crowned of triumph, gather we This day to pass upon important matter. 7Tis known to you how arms that once enforced The tyrantls rule now prostrate lie, to laws Of right submissive. They sue for mercy and For peace from our victorious hand. What hope We may assure them 110W,S for us to judge; W'hat disposition of their goods, confiscate Or not. Then with what ceremony to 220 thf Ill. Receive 0111' ruler. Now, your pleasure sire KVALD. Our policy, most reverend Sir, is to show A11 attitude of magnanimity To the falltn; and not to vent our lively spleen. The arms of either side are silenced and Their cannon spiked; with Victoryls palm have we Been crowned, we, the exponents of law And principle of moderation. Then let Us give impartial propositions, and in fairness weighed, incumbent equally On Dogma and 011 Reason. SMYS. If unfair To one, their enmity welll gain without The better affection of the other, and BO Bring on unrest. Moreo'er we can't subdue Them both, for soon theyld bear united arms Against a common tyranny. Their arms, Their property and all they should retain; And next the perpetuity of this Dear Freedom's shrine by oaths 0f fealty,- Oaths sworn before Right Reason and therefore Inviolable, not before a set Of Ancient Forms nor yet before Crowned Reason thieh mania free will can never 0bligate,- We should insure. CHAM. TEX. My unequivocal Support Illl lend to such a noble cause. My mime, you know, portrays my character; Ild weave sweet harmony, concession, too, And slothful peace into the garment of life. Welre much environed by our fellow men, Cut off by their rights, and limited all around; Yet is our highest good secured in theirs. And so I would be merciful, and with Impartial justice rule. Gem. indeed, 'tie well. NAYL. Then when that time shall come to welcome here In regal pomp the heir legitimate T0 the throne, we will make merry with Ourselves and for th' event will set aside A jovial holiday, bright-spangled with A crimson morn, all decorate with joy 5cm lV. And hope and promise. SMYS. The Beauty and the Worth Ideal of life we then shall better know. FUSUUS. Not if we listen to his vapid jests, And suffer much contortion 0f the face In straining out a smile. LONG. As for me, Iim not Adverse to hisjibes; for mental expenditure Is never then so great, and moreill be left For Die Deutsche Sprache. XVell, what is more? We weary of this matter. VVALD. Silence, sir, Without the cluss-room breeds a cold contempt, Contempt that does not brook great toleration; A kindly courtesy is better far. Gom. All things made ready now,-n policy Of general temperance approved, the means For loyal entertainment given and all Inspired with kindliness,-VVe will depart Tu await reply, whether theylll signify Obedience or no. iExeunt allj SCENE IV. Temple of Concord. Morning. In. the presence of a large concourse of people. EEnter two Messengersj FIRST MESS. What answerls come? SEC. Msss. All are conciliate, Or nearly all. There's naught the harmony To mm; and Nature, elen, in sympathy With men, puts on her richest livery. FIRST MESS, The very gods may well propitious be, When rising to their throne they hear a sweet, Nay, silent praise, a praise that springs from hearts 1n purpose one. SEC. MESS. Long may peace prevaile But herehs a long procession come. Quick, away. hExeuntJ EEnter, in doublejile, all the uDranwntis Persome, except Calvertius, Blialto and Taylov-ius. The procession, mending into the Court Circle, is headed by Bownwnus and Johanis. They sent in, the throne chairs, fnttended by pages; while the vast Auditorium is Jilted with soldiers and nuns. Without is heard the sound of panting bells and distant minute guns. Just as the last gun was firml Bownumus, tlmtStorm-beaten, lili'inte'r-wh'itmled Oak of Truth, arose, with nmjesty upon his llrowj Bown. Men and nations, hear and know the will szt people born to Freedomls heritage. This day is crowned the worthy honored heir Of Power, approved of all the land. thim Heroic, grand and true, who erstwhile ruled This realm with just and merey-tempered sway; Who, Iirm but kind through all vicissitudes, Wrought much in Human Freedomis cause; and who, Most reverend head, beneath a winter storm Has bowed-ol'him let History tell. Now when this nationls new-adopted son Is crowned, the rightful heir to government, May no uncertain sound issue from his lips. May he, too, firmly stand, with judgment clear And calm, the weight ofstate to uphold. May he Pursue mostialleient precedent and let No hasty and spasmodic edicts pass. Then may this happy time, once pregnant thought 0f war-engenderd woe, have naught t0 mar The harmony of quick returning peace, Peace thatis twin-born with universal love. Discends the marble throne steps, royal-decked, and placgg the crown on the. brow of Johannis amid the renewed pealing of bells and firihg of cmmonJ JOHANIS. Once was war; no longer now, but peace. Tlenceforth Let Reason crowned stand before crowned Faith, While over both, as canopy serene, Extends eternal harmony. Each in Its realm is greater than the other; and each, The otheris necessary counterpart, Conserves the highest human good. Therefore All enmity henceforth shall cease and sink Into oblivimfs tongueless realm. The ruin That was by Timels effacing fingers wrought, And Warls ensanguined hand, we must rebuild; And in the future shall result, in praise 0f Him who Rules, benign Concordia. iExcunt allJ MIRAGE BOARD. PAUL J. GILBERT. JOHN M. WALKER. FRANK l. WALKER. GEORGE W. KENNEY. RALPH C. NORTON. IRA GARRISON. ERNEST C. WARRING. ADA C. CAMPBELL. , LESTER C. POOR. MARIE CHANEL. GEORGE E. DEE. ADA IVL KENT. MAYNARD L. DAGGY. M. MELVILLE WANT. LOLA PEYTON. BENJ. ROWE. CLAUDE D. HALL. dbisCeIlaneous. $717111 GEE The publication of the College Annual is an event of paramount importance in every large institution of the country. The . energy, time and mcrifiee necessary for the successful termination of such an undertaking are greater than that required by any other College enterprise. Many believe 0111' own annual tMIRAum to be :1 product of the past two years. In its present form this is true, but the initial step began senmtime in the past. Almost a score of years ago, several individuals took up the idea and issued the first nulluul,e11titled the pzunphlet consisted mainly of statistics of Faculty, classes, fraternites and other Jollege organizations. The t: Mh'rorfl instead of representing the organized effort of a class 01' the elements, became the enterprise of individuals. The publica- tion of 780 coincides with the description just given. Yet some fair lite my articles and art designs appeared. Thus began a feature of the book that today atl'erds real pleasure and instruction. A part of the ftnternities were interested in this tt Mirrm'fl Hence, as a result of a dis- agreement, Delta Kappa Epsilon edited at similar volume, entitled tt Blue and Gold? that fully equalled the regular annual. Two Seniors composed the Board of the ,84 tt ilfir'rorf, They used a few rough art sketches, and the plan of a tt roast and grind ,, depart ment is first noted. Some good poems may be mentioned. That year witnessed the changing of the University name and enlargement of its scope. The book preserves an account 01 the proceeding. In 1886, the Class of ?87 issued the first tt MIRAGE? thereby bringing the move- ment under class direction, and establishing a precedent for J unior Classes to follow. There was advancement along all lines, notably in the artistic line. The literary contributions formed a prominent feature, though they were of a somewlmt bombastic nature. . The duty next devolved upon ,89ls genius and talent; It made eonsidm'able improvement over the former publicatien. Art added materially to its quality. There was evinced a strong literary ability, and it initiated the tt era, of reform against the administration of the University. The united efforts of the annuals 0t 89, ,91, 93, were enlisted in this movement. Sharp, pungent, and stinging editorials were hurled against the institution, its methods and policies, with a force that shook the veryfoundations. How much reform was actually needed, or how much secured, we are not in 21 position to say. Some of the articles, however, seem to an impartial judge, to be composed largely of rent and exaggeration. From a literary standpoint, the annuals, especially 793, are superior, the style used being admirably adapted to such a publica- tion. 191 contained good art work, while that of 798 was decidedly interior. 011 the whole, ,93ls dMIRAGE t1 is the best, and, excluding its agnostic tendencies, compares favorably with any annual issued that year. The 5t DTIRAGE l, of ,94 is in striking contrast to that of 793. From a studentk standpoint it may he termed 2L lifeless and eonunen-plaee volume. While it highly pleased the Faculty and older alumni, the students. were disappointed. Some credit must be given for its artistic arrangement ; and that the movement represents only a part of the class, opposed by a bitter faction, makes the e'tl'ort worthy of commendation. For the present volume, we will refrain from eomment, feeling confident that the public will accord it a just consideration. In the publi- cation of this book, the Class of l96 is but adding another epoch in the history of a great movement, which yearly grows in popular favor. It then remains for future classes to criticise and relate the story of the Ninety-six tt MIRAGE. tt Ash'uv'y Jllirv'm'. This 223 ' 7R2; KGNOSY'C' Em --... Pkg I. Weary watchers 0f the past, Where the hand of Time has blurred Mauls experience, as the blast 0ft, the autumn leaves has stirred, Kissed to yellow, red, and pink, By the lips of creeping Time, XVhen we hear the merry chink Of the bells in autumn chime. II. Listen ! while we tell thee now- ,Tis a story seldom told,e Listen! while we tell thee how, That a class which Time enfolds Very soon will enter life, Marked with failures all the way, With their pathway paved with strife While they here were caused to stay. III. We would whisper how they led, Gained at last with slowing pace, Like a, snail, their goal ahead- In the race of life a place: 0f ambition fallen low, Down in anguish not to rise Boldly up to meet the foe- Of a soul that never tries. dEfcgg on 95. IV. Honors they have never sought; Orators, debaters, none; All the honors they have wrought Are in failures, every one. In their Junior year they tried A MIRAGE to leave behind, As a token of their pride, And an offering to mankind. v. lTwas a. failure; for they lacked That essential of all things, Brains and energy, to back Up the plans which dremuing brings 'Tis a blessed thing for men Just to know what they can do; Just to know what tide to stem XVhen their talents are but few. VI. And we long have yearned to tell Of their struggles in foot-ball, Of defeats which them befell On the field and in the hall; Lest men hearing of their fate Should conclude theytve passed away, Should regret their hapless state, Thus deceived become dismayed. 225 VII. A few for graduation Have lingered here till now, thile in great desperation The Faculty, wondering how To rid this great stagnation In the most convenient time, Have issued applications For candidates to sign, VIII. That they may hunt their record From out the mouldering past, And if by Hunks ltis checkered To know they've failed to pass; That they may know the number, And investigate their case, And know the ones who slumber Their precious time to waste. 1X. Let the classes, all in one, Bow down their heads in prayer For our weakl'ing, who must soon, From the Alma Mater dear, Go out seeking in the land What she has failed in here. Let us flourish 110w our wand, Shed for her a kindly tear. Quirage mroberBK. . it How much better is lit to get wisdom than, gold ! lt I. J. COOPER: Much cussedness is a wezu'iness t0 the flesh, there- fore purify thy tongue lest it stink and defile thine inmost parts. II. XV. H. JgNEs: The wise are what they are and not what they are not, but feels delight to pattern after the Offs and oddities rather than the true elements of greatness. Ill. FRED. CHURCH : W oulclst thou he most like amen, then be thou most like God. Lay not thy hands on that which is not for thee. The world is not always bluffed by the windy ways of men. IV. DOWDEN: Be not wise in thine own conceit. Get knowledge 601' thou needht i0, and with knowledge, get common sense and humility. V. SCHNEPP: A sincere heart nmketh a frank countenance, but the schemes of the most cunning often fail. VI. COL. W EAVER : Judge not the man by that which cometh from his lips. Silence is oftwtimes more eloquent than words. VII. HENDERSON: A cheerful countenance is us a shining light in the bosom of Darkness, but frowns are as consuming fire. VlU. N. JONES : Let thy soul feed itself on the sweetness of' love, but take care lest the muchness thereof make thee sick. Ix. BOWERS : A sound 1mm thinketh much to himself, but fools do put questions that no man can answer. X. BLAKE: Dare to do that which hecometh it man. Put away pride, arrogance, deceitfulness; love thy fellow-mortals and learn humility in all thy ways. x1. LA HINES: Let thine actions preach more than thy lips, thy deeds more than thy thoughts. 226 Qer $euf5c6e QZiKcBe. Come listen, ye students and scholars and Preps; Just lay down your books, your ponies and traps, And in a few minutes Itll tell you some news, ,Twill make you feel jolly and shake in your shoes. Der Deutsche Tische at the Hotel de Dorm Of its masculine members one evening was sh orn ; For the girls at a table some twenty feet on, Possessing no men, were sad and forlorn, Der Deutsche Tische was all in a fume, They darted fierce looks to that part Of the room XVhere the misguided boys in rich feasting sat Unconscious that battle would follow their act. So that selfisame night when tt Belle went to town To buy her a novel, a hat and EL gown, Der Deutscho Tisehe worked up a great scheme T0 punish the girls for their actions so mean. About eight oteloek the offenders filed down To the kitchen below, where abundance they found Of sugar and sweet meats and apples and tarts Brought 7round by the boys, C. Odell and C. Harte. Soon the candy was boiling and all going fine ; The crowd was rejoicing and having at time ; When 10! from. the basement, in midnight array, Stood a band of she-phantoms, each eager for fray. XVith 2L rush and :L wur-whoop the phantoms came on To revenge the insult, their fierce spirits did Long ; They bound the young gents, 7mid kisses and hugs, Then laid them out gently on Ladiest Hall rugs. The candy crowd girls fought and tore with a. Will, But Rowley and Cartright the best of it held, Large masses of hair each held in her hand ; T he war-cries resembled the Salvation Band. Fiercer and fiercer the battle 110w grew, Dishes and water like fierce whirlwinds flew, A sorrowful carnage History now would relate, .Hadnjt Bell then returned and adjudged the debate. 227 fk COLD m AY INTHE 6EMIN RHJM z - g Hel'eh :1 song of sing sing, Hcrds to every girl, While the music ringing Sets our hearts :Lwhirl. Drink to all the girls, boys 3 Drink her, drink her dry, For waive got the best girls Underneath the sky. to Our dZirfz. Song of VMidnigm Serenaders. Let the music roll, boys, Set us in a whirl ; XVhile the dance is forming Go and get your girl. N 0w we trip together, Out upon the 11001; Like the dancing sunbeams On a. rippling shore. Drink her dry again, boys; Drink again with me; For waive got the best girls That a m an can see. 1. When will Norman Jones7 funeral occur? exVhen he gets his Collin. W by does Dick Roberts often sigh? -Because hejs Maimed. 3. What is Miss Hankeris favorite song? Conunbruma. -it Oh, Thou Sublime Sweet Evening Starr? ;, 4. W by is Frank Lewis like a successful lawyer ? -Because he spends all of his time 011 a case. 9. Let the music swell, boys ; Heave upon the bow While the dance is on, boys, And our hearts aglow. See us trip the step, boys, See us keep the time. Ah ! XVeWe got the best girls In this sunny clime Here weill stand together; Hold our glasses high ; Drink the fairest damsels Underneath the sky Why would Miss Daniels make a good sailor ? vBecause she can manage a Helm. What familiar hymn does the Dorm. cake suggest ? eu Abide With mew W hat is peculiar to a College event? -tt It happens. W by is Miss Florence Elliott a poor nightebird ? eiiecause she loves the Gaireyish ii day. Why do singers at the music. school often catch cold? -Because the tgair is too fresh. 229 CEiarg of 511111er getoof 5tubenf. MONDAY, J ULY 9, 1894.eWent t0 Postvoffice sixteen times before dinner. Slept from 1:00 to 5:30 13. M. Dance at Big Hall in evening. Smoked sixteen cigars. 'IUESDAY, J 111 Y 10.-aB1ez1.klest 21t9 0:0 Recitation in History at 10:00. XVent to Post- oHice live times below dinner. Studied for fifteen minutes in afternoon ; slept rest 01' time. Dance at Sig Hall in the evening. Sprankle arrives to spend 51111111101: WEDNESDAY, JULY lleLoafed at Q3 5!! house all morning with Hall, Gilbert, Rogers and Dee. XVent swimming with a crowd. Dance at Sig3 Hall in evening. Serenading after. THURSDAY, JULY 1'2.-St11died a whole hom'. Bought two more courses credit from Culvert. Dance at Sig Hall. FRIDAY;JULY 13.;Played cards all day with Calvert, Bly and Morse in Phi Delt Hall. SATURDAY, JULY 14.--Awakened at 5:00 A. M. by the smell of Gag. Coopei'ls pipe two blocks away. Quiz at 8:00. XVent to Post- office 128 times. Met ell trains 011 Van and Big Four by way of diversion. Dance at Sig Hall. Got home at 4:00 A. M. SUNDAY.eDid not awaken until seven oiclock Monday morning. Another week. PROFESSOR EeTell me in French, how many sheep were left after the one went astray ? MR. NEALE tnot wishing to display his ignorance of Holy W7 1'i0eThe rest. N U11 amour de petite chivretewas recently translated-Ma duck of a little goatfi 230 Wanted W. T. Marlutt. Jim Cooper. Paul Poynteri Miss Walton. N. W. Jones. A. P. Smith. Elsie Applegzite. Ros. Hitter. F. Strouse. 0. Pratt. A. Buchanan. K. V. Kibbie. Miss Silnms. To be a sport, Some one to love me, '10 grow tall, To know how to be coquettish, To graduate this year, To sell 11 he1d 0f ponies . 'l he attention of huge nunihe1 of Uents, A substitute 101 absent love, . All the compliments I can get, . . T0 Uet 011 the Oiatoric 11 if the Phi Delts donlt object, A recognition 01 111v unive1sal know- all, Bids to all palties, T0 lecture on W'oman s Suffrage after I gmduate, To avoid all females if possible, Morse. Some one to w1ite economic papers and solve p1oble1ns, F. Church. The care of Freshmen youths, E. Beck. Book Of DanieKJQ bound, V. Helm. To get married as soon as possible, Deerhake. le name in the MIRAGE, Miss Finch. A Kansas cyclone t0 5w eep the Churches away, Phipps. To prevent all the girls from loving me, V. Boone. Miss Mahan. . . Miss Beauchmnp. Everybody to know that I have no time for spring cases, Miss XVilde. To increase the strength of my vocal Chords, Prof. Stephenson. lit to be understood that I shall not get up 21 case with Mr. McKee until after the MIRAGE is out, To see thatjoke about me, A bodyguard, A telephone to the Bates House, Some one to carry my notes, Miss Byrd. Canit wait any longer. MmAuE Board. QZBe Qim $$ousanbf5 QQecifaP. T WAS the eve of the 10,000th recital of the School of Music and an immense audience had gathered in the hall to witness the event. Everyone seemed impressed by the awful soleinnity 0f the occasion. The ushers stepped about neiselessly and the few words spoken were in the faintest whispers. People eat like statues in their places ; everyone looked awe-strieken ; even the Betas kept still. 011 the platform stood the piano, looking tired and worn. lts key-heard had become concave With use, the black keys having assumed a dingy brown, and become worn to a level with the white keys, or what at one time were white. As the great bell tolled eight with a sickening, mnmed sound, a tall7 gaunt form appeared at the door leading to the stage. It was that of a man apparently about sixty years of age, crowned with silvery white hair, which stood out from his head in a great hnshy mass. His arms were fully five feet long while his hngers were probably nine inches in length. A djusting a pair of goggles to his large, sunken, brown eyes, the form advanced toward the piano. One could fancy that the instrument was alive, for as the form advanced, the piano began a. monrnful creak- ing and straining as though in anticipation of great misery. The man approaching the audience was none other than XValter Howe Jones, but changed so that one could scarcely recognize him. MLadies and GentlemenQ7 he began in a cracked voice as he threw his eyes over the audience and grasped eonvnlsively the music he held in his hands, Hwe have new to announce the 10,000th recital of the School of Music. We have, in the past 9,999 recitals, given all the music that has ever been written. In short, we have gone through the whole category 01 music. Nothing new remains but to begin at the lirst and repeat. The number which I shall now play is called i Rumblings from Hadest by Leighsowgkxguski. A look of resignation passed over the audience as the pianist bowed and took his seat at the piano. He spent some minutes in' running his hands through his hair and working up inspiration. When this was accomplished, there was a look of determination on his face such as his audiences had never seen before. Selecting F sharp in the base clef, he eyed it for a moment with all the hatred of a demon, then, making a hinge7 he struck the key a fearful. blow that sent the sound reverberating from rafter te rafter. Stopping for a short time and still gazin g at the key, he struck it another blow which fairly made it shriek. Then he followed up this blew, striking right and left at the other notes as they came under his gleaming, vengeful eye. At times he would pounce down like lightning upon the poor, little treble keys, pounding them with his clenched iist, then again he would dart hereely 0n the bass notes and beat them until the cracking of the bones of his hands could be heard all over the room. The eonglomeration of wounded, dying, laeerated and bleeding notes was awful. One could almost see the imps from Illades itself flying around the room. The din and confusion were appalling. Plastering and notes fell among the audience and prevented the terrer-strieken people from attempting to escape. The ushers had long since Iled, and to complete the misery the lights went out. Still the frenzied Jones foamed and sweated and tore and raved at the key-board, unconscious 0f the effect he was producing. At last the fearful. spell was over and the Professor regained his normal mood. But what a Scene of deselation was presented when the lights were turnednn. The theolognes were praying, the lawyers were reading hymn books7 the rest had all fainted with fright. The Professor himself was without shoes or socks, his necktie and collar were gone, his shirt, coat and vest were in tatters and his spectacles were twisted around his neck. He was just proceeding to start in on the H Paradise Sonata ti when I: awoke, with my head on the floor, my feet 011 the body my arm grasping the hed-post, the sheet around my neck, a pillow on my mouth and the 12:30 Club serenading just outside my window. 231 r! ' .x l I 1 VI l; , , 3va if x l 5'u wirage 216mm. TThe following books may be purchased of the MIRAGE Board. Terms cash. 1 PRICE. The Excellence 01 the Campbelhte, by Skinner, 150 pages, $1.50 The Infinite Infinity of Self, by Rogers, paper, 20 pages, .05 From the B2111 Room to Hell, by Shnms, 3 VOL, Free How to Paint, by Coffin, octave, 3,000 pages, 250 How to Become :1 Snake Charmer, by N e511, paper, . . .30 The Life of a Liar, by Marlatt, mm, 100 pages, . 1.00 Reveries ofa Bachelor, by Schnepp, 2d Ed., . . . .35 How to W on and W in, by Chas. Cooper, every populzm, 2.00 Manly Art of Selleefense, by Lewis and Gavin, 111118., 4.00 How to Go through College XVithout Study, by La Hines, 6mo., 700 pages, . . . . . . . .50 The Kansas Trouble, by N. W'. Jones 1thrilling1, . 2.50 Value of Athletic Training, by Meade 610111 Weekly Pressy, .02 How to XVork the Boys, by Maxwell, bound in leather, . 1.75 The Pony and Its Uses, by Haskell, paper, 80 pages, . 1.00 0 Mamie, Come Kiss Your Honey Boyfby Roberts Tvery spicwy . . . . . . . . 2.00 The Financial Problem, by Church, m practical 11112111011311, 2.50 Handbook on Oratory, by Blake, 121110., cloth, . . 1.25 The Dear Slayer, by One of Them TStrouseL . . .1 3.00 The Calculation of Speed, by Iglehart, 82 VOL, . 110.00 A Cowardis Fate, by Terrell ethrillingy, 3 VOL, 8.00 The Philosophy of Morality, by Kuykendall, 71110., . . .Oi' Wan-Hellenic Speech, an extractJ MISS ROBINSON, in translating a sentence, read : 0 The squirrel falls crashing through the branches of an oak tree making the chestnuts fly. 233 9336M E662 Eike. D12 John, Prof. Post, Dr. Baker, Dr. Bassett, Col. TVeaver, Dr. Poucher, Dr. Swahlen, Prof. W aldo, 0 Knowing How? . Slang and Farm Life. The Chemical Cook. Prayer before Recitation. 0 Sine qua 1101137 0 Data. Fractional Niceties. 0 That Reminds Me? Ne plus ultra. D1'. Underwood7 . . . Kappahood. Prof. Longden, . Flunking, in Order to Lessen Classes. Dr. Brown, Foot-ball. . Flunking Theologues. Revised Version of Bible. . Love and Sympathy of XVoman. 72 yard Outlines. Brotherly Love. Jokes. T French Soup? . . Personal Beauty. 0 My Executive Ability You Know? 0B1'il1g This Inf French Recitals. Pointless Jokes. Dr. Duvall, Dr. Stephenson, Prof. Smyser, Prof. Priest, Prof. Baer, Prof. Johnson, Prof. Fairfield, Prof. Brnmback, Prof. Mansfield, Prof. Druley, Prof. Rowley, Prof. Naylor, PROFESSOR 030 Herron, who is vigorously chewing gumy : That is all right, Mr. Herron, but donTt you think that you had better eat your meals and chew your cud before coming to Class ? PROFESSOR Cw classT-This poem was written by Loulay and the poem itselfis a 0 Lou-louW CT! mtirage mroBfemz. If Rogersl hat is two feet in diameter, and has a crown six inches in diameter, how much brains can it contain, making allowance for seven square yards of hair '? Amwm'eI-TI of an ounce. John Tia Hines is six feet in height. Hisfeet are No. 12. He slopes gradually from the soles of his feet to the crown of his head, the angle at the base being eighty degrees. W hat are the dimensions of the vacuum two inches below the apex ? Answe7'--4 inches. If a Senior carries two studies a Semester and ilunks in both of them and has four courses to get out before graduation, how long will it take him to graduate t? 47132037'HUntil parallel lines meet. The gi'eateet of three Seniors is Church ; the least of the three is half as great as Church and is an editor 3 the second greatest of the three is a third greater than the least and one-third less than Church ; the second is a political thing. Give the name of the second. Frank had three cases. His last case was three times as intense as his first two and four times as long. The first one resulted in friendship, the second in love. In What will the third result? If Tildents' editorial positions increase at the same rate that they have from the editorship of the Prep it Em t; to that of the editorship of 97 MIRAGE, how long will it be before he will be a reporter 011 the Police Gazette ? AnswereTwo years. If a college faculty disregards the wishes of students all the time and does not respect them, how long will it take the students to disrespect the Faculty ? Answe'r-No time. 234 8. W hat will be the proportions of Jake Blake7s ease with Miss Wilson 011 May let7 if it continues to develop at the present rate l? Ainswer-l-f-lzl. 9. How much of the earth will the J uniors own within five years if they continue to sweep things as they have in the past? AnswcreAll of it; half the moon and a part of Mars. CBtcommenbeb 89 ffie wedge Qigoarb. That the Faculty attend chapel regularly. That some one give Iglehart a mirror. That Hitting in chapel he forbidden. That the Senior girls quit using slang. That every student in D. P. U. buy a MIRAGE. That the class of ,95 wake up before graduating. That Dr. Pouchei' part his hair in the middle. That the class of ,97 use Hood7s Sarsapai'illa and take Pearls Soap. That Burlingaine drop the subject of Marion. That Gavin be considered the model lover. That we have a decent College paper. That we spend a few hundred dollars on gymnasium. That Miss Coiiin, S12, and M iss Simms get up a lVomaWs Rights club. That Miss Applegate get married. PROIL-WVill Miss Beck take for her theme it Browningls Love ? You should give us an excellent paper. MISS B. tremembering the pastl: Illl try. The following note was picked up in Prof. Slnyseris room and laid on his desk : it DEAR CHARLIE : You look awfully swell in your new suit. Lovingly, B. I The Abbess 0f the Convent One time was called afar; She left the Nuns and Priestlings T0 dear FeliciNs care, To watch and keep them quiet, Lest some should walk too late And find themselves excluded Without the inner gate ; IV . Qlf f6e CBear QlBBeg Qoor. Dedicated to MesgstL, th, and U II. And have to call the Matron Iu shame to give their names, And be harshly reprimanded For sullying sacred fanes. The chairing N uns, they knew it And laid their plans to suit; They thought they,d worst their Matron And never, never rue it. III. And so the Nunnie Fine, On joy and pleasure bent. W ith Sisters W He and Heate T0 loves acceptance sent. They told their Sister Wamse To unlock rear door at ten, And they would come in softly And seek their cozy den. V. So long the Nunnies sauntered, Each by her Priestliugts side ; So sweet their talk and spooning, No Other friends they spied Until the night, so darkened, The moon behind a cloud, They turned their steps then homeward ; The Abbey soon they saw, And round the gloomy building They sought the rearward door In hopes that Sister Wamse Her promise sure had kept ; Quick brought them to their senses When one the clock struck loud. v1. And turned the 100k so gently. But as she fled away, Another form came sneaking To look the door with key. He grinned as ghouls a-grinniug, And turned unto his room, And waited there their coming, Destined to be not soon. IX. Then graver spake our Kave And said to them again : h As host, you see, unfitly Pm dressed to let you in. tt We care not, brother Kave, If thou art dressed at all, So thou wilt let us enter, And say 2 t Weh'e not at ball.7 VII. They turned the little latchet, But ,twas securely locked ; Their hearts were filled With grieving, They fretted long and knocked, Until from out a window A. head was seen to come; Twas his, the good Monk Kave, The Nunst dear loving chum. But long before t: Sis Wamse T0 the door had noiseless stepped, VIII. h Youill break our irulest most holy Again, I undertake? Said he to them a-weeping, tt When coming in so late. tt Oh, let us in, dear Kavef And keep our story still ; Youjre good? they said, h so very, You would not treat us ill? X. Then came he down the stairway, And turned the keys once more, While they, their hearts most grateful, Entered the sacred door. With knowing feet and lightly, Each found her lonely room, And vowed, full solemnly, Heneeforth t0 tt Stay at homeW Etc aasf weefing of f6e 50cm? for f5e mromofion of Qttobern game. The fifteenth of December was arranged to be the final eonclave for the year 1894. Marveleus success crowned the efforts that had been made in the investigation of hypnotism. ttProfW Greeson, assisted by his automatical ttDavyW had risen to the highest pinnacle of fame. This final meeting was to give him am opportunity to display his powers over the mind of a hypnotized subject. The presence of S. C. Johnson had been requested; and, as he was it stranger to the Professor, he was to be introduced as Dr. Johnson, of Fillmore, who desired to make an investigation from a scientific standpoint. The final night came and the meeting was opened with President Cook in the chair. A welcome address was given by Vice-President Carr, after which Prof. Gi'eesen, in all the dignity of a sixteenth century 10rd, came forward and was received with overwhelming applause. His well-ti'ained ttDavy then appeared on the scene, having been previously tt instructec by other parties. The Professor approaches the subject, slaps him on the shoulder, suggests to him ttsleepf, and immediately the subject is asleep, after which the Professor, with a complacent smile, suggests M110 soundW He then re quests Dr. Johnson to yell into the subjects ear. The doctor obeys, but to no effect. Pulling a. campaign horn from his pocket, he blows terriiically into the subjectts ear. The sleeping subject jumps straight into the air, knocking both the Professor and the Doctor ever a chair. After things are quieted, the Professor proceeds by 7 putting the subject to sleep again, and suggesting fleas down your baelw and Hfrigidly eoldf, Immediately the subject leaps toward the door, jumps into the air, falls on the floor, rolls over frantically, writhing in torment, groaning, begging for relief, throwing off his coat and vest; grows cold, shivers till his teeth chatter, jumps into bed, pulls the cover around him, calls for his overcoat, shivers until bed creeks and the house shakes and writhes in agonizing eontortions. The Professor tries to bring him to his normal state, but to no avail. He slaps him, snaps his hnger, claps his hands, talks to him, yells at him and yet the horror and agony of the subject increases; his trembling and shaking becomes 2t quiver, his body becomes rigid and cold as death. The Professor becomes frantic and paces the Iioor, wringing his hands in an awful agony, while the excitement and confusion increases. In the midst of this excitement, D1: Johnson, according to previous arrangement, steps to the bed where lays the subject, and with a few passes of the hands, arouses the subject and restores him to consciousness. The Professor, ehagrined, suspects deception and prepares to get even. The subject is placed on the bed asleep and commanded to be ttrigid, but instead of obeying, becomes helplessly limher. The audience gather around the bed, some standing on Chairs, some on tables and still others 011 the feot-bomd 0f the bed, while the Professor, confused by the din and uproar, is unable to manage his subject. Suddenly the Professor draws from his pocket 2t handkerchief saturated with printerk' ink, and after a few magical fioui'ishes, swipes it over the subject7s face. The audience yell it Treason ! The subject leaps to his feet, rushes to the mirror and discovers his condition in time to see the horizontal coat-taiis 0f the Professor as they eject through a lateral window in miraculous haste. He follows suit, leaving the audience in an uproar over the transforming power of modern science. tSee eutJ The audience adjourned. It is needless to say that the society died from 11107'L'ijicatian. 236 Ml !: W ?mw. .14.: W .fyquWWW IWW 7 le ylm' n. W W EWN NEWS W ma r Kl w mun MM um. w; W n m ' IF ,. 3 .W WW R W ' -, : mum MW IanlIlIIil UH . ; W2, W J INK... llll hnl!lllll Llll ' W .' . :gfllluli Milli! lllllllllmgn .- 311 ; 5, 7A7 fo, Iv mLLxPPE'KLWM r; . .,.. W W m ms rm , I :mmunn 4! Emmy .. um Mnml h I my . . A W . . wufrmrm; WW C6311 Obe to file Qaisg. EWe do not stand responsible for the style and metre of this poem. It was written by KL member of the Kendallville High School, and dedicated to the priiicipn1,J. M. Ogden, '94, who kindly forwarded it tn the MIRAGEJ 0f the favorite of Naturels flowers, There are many and various choices, In order to remove the doubt The blossoms lent their voices. The Rose iirst took her stand For her many bright hues and historical fame; She deemed at the head of the flower band, Ifjustice he clone, should come her name. Next, quoting Shakespeare, Pansy rises; '3 It Herels pansics, theylre for tholts, she said, And very modestly advises That by her name the list he led. XVith drooping eyes, and 0h, HO shy, Advances Lily at the call, tt With purity for my emblem, I will defy them all. Last but not least, the Daisies Come guily tripping out; They win the crown with praises; No longer is there doubt. The Daisy, with its large, brown eye, Won the hearts of all who saw; Just as one hlue-eyed Daisy, Won our teacherls, from De Pauw. And the blue-eyed Daisy will win the crown, I hope, and reign Queen of Lifels flowers, In the heart of this noble young many Most, excellent teacher of 0111's. 238 CBequesfs gent to f6e Qlirage qgoarb. Remember what I said lid do. . . . I . J. Cooper. Please donlt mention anyone in connection with me except Miss Yenne. . . . . . . . . Sandy. Remember Pm 0n the MIRAGE Board for 197 and I711 re- chcil. taliate. . . . . . . . . . l Rogem. I will subscribe fm- a, MIRAGE if youlll promise not to roast me. . . . . . . . . Ma'rlatt. Donlt say anything that would make Elizabeth think that I wasnlt true. . . . . . . . . Iglehm't. Roast me all you want to, boys. I can stand as much as anybody. I am calloused to such small things. . Church. I know Illl get roasted, but then I consider it an honor even to be mentioned in your annual. . . . Schnepp. 501155. SIMMS-gli Why don7t James propose? 7i J . COOPEReii No, never again to try? PHILLIPPE-PI-IILIPEeii Oh girls, accept my presents! ll GAVINeit The sweet warble of the Finch? C. COMINeH Those happy days of youthfl BEOKeIi But one, dearest, but one? N. JONES-ii I attempt from levels sickness t0 IlyW DEBORAH ELLIOTT--H The Last Rose of Summorfl CoolC-Ii Crafty Monarch of the woods? TERRELL--H My love, my stolen lovef, IGLEHART ti Speed away, speed awnyf7 E. COFFINe- L. HARRISON- i ii The muse oflads, fair and dear? Eeffers of Enquiry from gretsfjies. 1. that is the Class of ,97 ? Answer.eA loathsome, worthless species of bacteria known as Bacteria Vztlgrn'ia. Enc. Brit.y V ol. V L-254. 2. Where did it come from Z? The germs were conveyed to this section some years ago by Dr. T. J. Bassett, who made a study of them. After they had increased and become a pest he allowed them to escape. 3. W'hat is it good for .9 Absolutely nothing. The species is especially stupid, possessing less power than the Bacteria Prepta. 4. Why doesnjt Satan claim it ? ttlt is too green to burn, and we believe that the gentleman is too respectable to have it in his abodeW-Memoirs of T. J. B., Vol. IX. 5. How can a person keep the troublesome pests away from him ? They have attacked me several times in huge swarms. By a patent process called tt ilunkinglt we feel certain that the pests will be entirely exterminated before long. Drs. Duvall and Stephenson, Profs. Longden and J ohnsou are making rapid headway by this process. Dr. Duvall in particular has annihilated vast hordes. Qt 5mm Crime. One of the greatest evils at De Pauw is that of filehing books from the Seminarium of History and Political Science. Certain students repeatedly violate a most binding obligation, yet demand more liberty in the use of the libraries. These students have solemnly promised that they will not remove a book without the consent of the professor in charge, yet they lie and sacrifice their honor daily. Some students are known to have a number of volumes out at a time. This places other students at a serious disadvantage and lessens the value of in- dividual research afforded by the Seminarium. We trust that when the reason of the guilty parties develops that they will see the folly of their way and return the books which they now retain. Wtiaf Wiff Eappen XVhen Meade ceases to talk about the Athletic Park '2 W hen Prof. Priest quits decrying factions? When the Senior Class distinguishes itself? When Church gets his foot-ball money ? When De Pauw has a good, wide-awake paper ? When Theologues study etiquette ? When Sehnepp gets on the Debate team? When the Phi Psis take W. H. J.? When Miss Beck grants tt one t, ? When Rushville and Kendallville are united ? When Miss Arnold is t; finished 7t ? When Langdonis admiration for the beautiful is gone 1? When Blake regards some one as his equal ? When Dr. Stephenson quits winking at girls ? When the Independents start that new frat? When Beery makes a point in Class ? When Terrell attends Church? When Marlatt becomes respectable '? When the MIRAGE Board is outwitted ? KUDo wrote as an answer to a question: tt it seems to me that I always have to give analysis of maidens in my papers, and I feel so much my own unworthiness and utter incapability of attacking the subject? 2239 ?Departmenf of Qtesftefics. Qtecifafion in $morofogg. The class assembled in the usual place, the roll was called, and Harry Langdon was reported absent because of an engagement at the tt Dorm? The Professor opened the discussion with an introductory speech half an hour in length, telling the class how pleased he was to meet them for the purpose of discussing such 21. practical subject. In a realm of thought in which the soul finds itselfis an abyss of unbounded, unfnthomable, ever-inereasing immensity of immeasurable heights and unsounded depths7 into which the souls of men are plunged to remain a space of time and come out Hencusec W That their purpose in this discussion was to fathom the abysmal depths of this theme and by the help of modern science and philosophy, to run a wire of electrical learning, glowing with incandescent light, along the borders and uncertain limits, so that those following would be assisted by their investigation. tt In order that we may get the subject before 115,77 said the Pro- fessor, tt will Miss Applegate tell us what we mean by Amorology t? 7, Miss AeAniorology? Amorology ? Well, Professor, I dontt be- lieve I can give a concise definition. I might give a concrete ex- ample. PROFESSOR$VVhaH Can : you tell what emorology is? It is a science. Science ofwhat, Miss Daniels ? Miss ll-tFuoe all eglowteOf love, Professor, science of love. Very good! So we are studying this A lovely subject. Its fields are fringed with orange blossoms, carpeted with knee-tleep Clover, perfumed with Pltomcssolt-Awry good ! morning the Science of Love. the aroma of'llilies, Lilacs, Tube roses, H'Ilwo-lips,j :Lnd Forget-me-nots. 240 Beautiful science! Beautiful science! tell us what is meant by a. science ? MR. P.-I think we mean knowledge systematized. PROFESSORwOll yes. Knowledge systematized. The knowledge of love put into a system. XVhat kind of a system, Mr. Gavin ? Mr. G.-tTrying to collect his thoughts, lilmlly suoeeedshh-Human system, I suppose. Now, Mr. Phipps, will you tC'Zass all lauth PROFicssoltwKnowledge implies experience, does it not, Mr. Cooper 2? CHAS. CueYes, sir, I think it is entirely empirical. PROFESSORv-hvell, please explain this point to us. been in the University for some years and the time seems to have been fruitful to you along this line. tAll eyes are turned towards 1147'. 0. Mr. Gavin and Mh . Jas. C. learn jbrwcw'd wlilh CO'IlCCI'LM'CLled atlent'iun, eager for instruction from 30 8100- You have cessful ml impressm' 0f intentionsj MR. C. tslowly and with gravitytel cannot say assuredly as to this matter, but it seems to me, there is no other way of knowing love but to love; deliciousness is never known until we taste it. I think knowledge of love is most certainly experimental, and zL most blessed experience. tlaans back cmnplacently in his chair while all the class agree because of their knowledge qf his e.twericncm PROFESSOR-Yes, I think you :1.re right, Mr. Cooper, for experi- ence is a most blessed teacher. tAlI the class nod assent, and vow to have a, similar mmoricnce as sown as the mud dries up and the jimvers begin to bloom in the cemeteryj PRomssoR-But knowledge and science aveileth little unless man is able to put it into practice. Is there any other feature of this subject which is of great practical importance to man? W ill Miss Belle Robinson answer the question ? Miss RuePerhaps I might quote Browning on this subject. He says : tt The Art of love is loving? so that I think we can say that love is an art as well as a science. An art7 when we put our knowledge of love into p tactice ; a science, when it discovers, 01' is experimenting in the discovery of, laws. PROFESSOReVery good7 this is the most interesting phase of our subject. in this we see the nizmiliastatioll of at miufs broadness, of his circumference, of his comprehension, of his conception of Armwology. Mr. Frank Lewis, will you tell us one of the phases of this all-embrac- iug art? ,MR. ILeInasniuoh as I think this is a secret art, I don7t care to divulge it. PROFESSOReMr. Lewis, it is the moral and religious duty of man to spread truth and not keep it hid within his breast, when his fellowmen are failing to enjoy all the solid comforts of life and are going down to prem ature graves because of ignorance along this line. It is your inevitable duty to inform your fellowmen of the elements of your success. MR. ILeYou mean for me to give you a few points about love as an art? The most supremely important and most widely diffused phase of the art, as I have found it in D. P. U., is spooning. PROFESSORe-What do you mean by it spooning l1? MR. Lelt contains a great many things. It is Loves chief in- strument used in time of feasting. It is the manifestation of the supreme yearning of the soul. Its sentiments are contained in such lines as these, often sung under an azure sky, when the moon is bright and full, by souls and hearts bewitehed, Sitting on the Stone W all or Nspoon-holdei' 2 '- Moonie, Moonie7 Shine on me ; Make me as spoonie As spoonie can be. 241 And then what follows you can only imagine. Ct PVhat? it What ? l7- l'i'nm the Clasxj MR. LEWIS Oniii'ed and confusedieA concussion, of course, which sounded like a dmy-horse pulling his hoof out of a mud hole. tTh'is was a concession, 01L his part, which caused LL greater concussion an the part of the class tylum, ho had ervpoctcd. The class all begged mthusiasticaily for fm-ler i'lUiH'ill!.liiU71, but he cleclmedQ i lhcomzssolc-lth'. J. Cooper, can you tell us of any feature of spooning which you have found effective? Mu. C.-Mzu'low speaks of one very effective phase 01' it when he said in Dr. Faustus, ti Sweet Helen, make me immortal with a kiss.H tThi-s phase has not alone an Iz'nmmrtalizving ngct'ivCIieSN. but sometimes a mortifying qhbctivcncssJ PROFESSOR-Well, Mr. Cooper, oan7t you give us a definition 01 this phase of your effectiveness? MR. Gel might quote London it Tid 131'th man, you know. I am it newspaper tClcws cry tt Quotej, it Quotefli MR. C.-' It is an insipid, tasteless, morsel, which becomes delicious and delectable in proportion as it is flavored with love. trill aiwuths' water, Imndhm'chicfs' rm: jiomishcd, and the class unani- mously wise and rush fm- tlm door, eager to embrace the first rqytiortunity for such a happy cmd 'Lmspcakablc experienced FINIS. PROFESSOR W ALDoeWell, Mr. Church, how is it with you? CHURCH tgiving his usual replyi-Still reviewini, Professor. PROFESSOR tseverelyi-Donlt you think you had better let the review care for itself, and pi'epzll'e a recitation at least once during a sem ester ? CHURCH tmeeklyieI guess so. 65mg: fte Quirage qgoarb 'moufb Eike fo Qginow. Why Abbott always sits between two certain girls in the Botany Class ? If Frank Lewis ever has any more difficulties at the springs ? Why Shireman did not pay the expressage on that package he sent Miss Harrison? t What makes Miss Mahzm have such an independent air? Tf Ritter would not rather wear his military Clothes than teach Zoology? If Miss Heaton and Miss Gorham ever paid Merryweather for that candy ? W by Jim Cooper made two dates for the Athletic concert? Why White did not pay the expressage on his Christmas presents ? thy Rogers is so egotistical? XVhy Puhk Terrell is such a coward '? Wh y Ruick left Miss Brown standing at the head of the stairs ? If Walt. Ei'vin can grow a, beard ? How 4J7 expects to publish a MIRAGE if it takes twenty of them three months to write a class history ? Why it Gag Cooper left Miss Scott standing in the corridor on the eve of the Athletic concert so another fellow had to take her home i? If Miss Finch really loves Jim. Gavin 01' is just working him? If we will have any more foot-ball at De Pauw? If Sandy and Miss Williamson are in love? Why Sherfey sold his tickets for the I. U. debate? Why Dr. Duvall had a Xmas Tree? How many times Miss Gorham has recently been it locked out ,i at the Dorm. W by Miss Talbot is so reticent with MIRAGE Board members? Which can exaggerate the more, Miss Hayward 01' Miss Scearoe ? MR. RITTER tdemonstratingieLet A B be a frustrated cone. 242 tBe Qtncienf gmetacfe. YE SCENE I. Ye beautiful and smiling young lady whose name beginneth with ye letter e, approached on horseback, from ye direction of ye Brick Chapel, accompanied by ye fine looking young man whose name beginneth with ye lettere, likewise on ye horseback. YE SCENE II. Ye young lady and ye young man rideth side by side. Ever and anon ye two glanceth lovingly at one another. Ye two riders rideth closely together. Ye evening shadows groweth long. Ye young lady and ye young man claspeth ye hands of one another. Ye hands press. YE SCENE III. Ye young man and ye young lady approacheth to ye moated bridge near ye Monon tracks. Y e dusk darkeneth. Ye young man reacheth ye strong arm around ye beautiful lady and presseth her to ye breast. Ye wonderful feat of horsemanship! Y e young man kisseth ye maiden many times. Y 0 horses wink at one another. Ye young man rideth with ye arm around ye young lady. YE SCENE 1V. Ye small boys by ye bridge seeth ye peculiar spectacle. Ye small boys crieth merrily. Ye young man and ye young lady parteth rapidly. . Ye scene is at ye end. MIss M.-Professor, will you please explain to me what you mean by personnel? PROF. SeYou donit know? My! Why, see here! If I Should ask you to give me the personnel of Mr. Nees here, you would tell me whether he had on coat, vest, trousers, etci 215a $91M of hit CBeginan $e dSavin anb Eorb 5f. Eewis. E'Fhe story was taken from an old Latin manuscript found among the it Radcliffe Romances, and secured by the MIRAGEBeai-d atagrent expense. The translation is the work of the V96 Latin Semiimrium students, to whom the Mumen Board extends its thanks for the excellent iverlL-ilinj One eleztr wintry night it great feast was held in the 01d banquet- ' ing hall at Greeneastella in Putnenishire. Lords and ladies from fm- and near assembled to make merry in the great hall. that wealth and luxury afford adorned the scene. Costly eabrielets rattled down the marble ways leading to the hail, bringing fair ladies arrayed in rich costumes. Hallways, niches, and alcoves were festeoned with evergreens, end at every turn the eye was greeted with Rich damask curtains 0 u v ' . Inveiy thing magnificent paintings and costly statuary. adorned the doorways leading into rooms whose wells were bright with silken banners and brilliant d 'aperies. Magniheent Candelabra. burning delightful aromatic tapers suffused their soft lights ever the scene and filled the warm air with their f 'ztgirenee. Tables spread with the rarest vizmds refreshed the guests, while a silver fountain in the center of the great dining hall, sending Sparkling wine high in air, furnished the iiushed dancers with a cooling drink. Signor Starr Wilbur, the greatest of Putnmnshire singers, sur- rounded by merry crowds, moved his listeners to tears or laughter as he sang the touching hailed or the popular humorous ditty. The great dancing hall was fairly ablaze with lights, disclosingto the beholder the spacious wells and ceiling adorned with beautiful mosaics 0f tournaments, battles and adventures, while the scene of gatily attired knights and ladies was a brilliant one indeed. Every- thing, in feet, was magnificence at once refined and stupendous. The old lords, dukes, eerie and men 01' state, seated on the dais, listened to the minstrels singing of war-like deeds, and gazed on the merry dancers below. These are the names of some of the 01d warriors who were seated on the dais: Lord Pede John7 ruler of Putnemehire, in which are embraced the Shires 0f Oekalla, Fernshire7 Mt. Meridian Castle, Bainbridge, Cloverdale end all the country from Montgomeryshire from the north until you 001110 to Owenshire and Clnyehire, which are toward the south. All the rest of the lords and nobles were subject to him. Lord Gobin De HilariousreHe ruled, amid greet dangers, the savage theelogues, 'd. tribe of idolators who are feeriess ti horsemen? They roam the country in vast hordes, riding on small but powerful tt ponies? seeking after the helpless flecks of sheep to devour them. Lord Gebin De Hilarious acquired his cognomen on account of his fearless and jovial nature. He was second in power to Lord Pede J ohn. The empty armour of Lord James Howe Hamilton sat in a seat next to Lord De Hilarious. He was carried off in a great cyclone while in a wheat field and his remains were never found. He was a fearless man in storming the forttei. Duke Riley James inhabited Beeehcrof't forest. With a great war implement called He was embas- SELdOl' for Lord Pede John. volubility he often conquered many strong men. . Sir Under-Brush Mutilator De liueiusieCut down' vast hordes of armed plants, and with his mighty arm overcame the hideous Amoebe and Myxomycetes. He fastened his enemies on strong boards and then pressed them to the death. Earl Naylor Physics Joseph,Hsurnamed ttThe JokerWeCone quered 1,000 volts of deadly lightning and confined them in the sub- terranean recesses beneath his castle. Duke Baker De PhilipeConcoeted dreadful odors and poisons with which he overcame a, Shire, driving the people therefrom and establishing himself in power. Sir Boyer Longden.HSubdued the terrible Germans against whom he maintains his ascendancy by subtle intrigues. Count XVulter HoweeOvereame with mighty blows of his bare fists, a fierce and loathsome Rhapsodiej knocking it into a shameless mass. When a mere youth, playing in the basement of A flat, he strangled with his fingers a black, slimy Nocturne belonging to the enormouseheaded giant Beethoven. Baron Sniyser,esurnanied it English Billfi alias tt Snap La GreatWiVery just towards his servants. Earl Edwin PosteThe strongest and largest dwarf on earth. While delving in the earth in search of a dead language he unearthed a frightful nest of sickening tenses, cases and moods belonging to the devil. ElioeThe language was found later 011.1 The most wonderful man in Putnainshiro for training war horses and conduct- ing cavalry tactics. Viscount Johnson De Capillierhe fearless rider. Duke Trumbull Duvall.eNoted for his fiery and ungovernablo temper and his unerring howmanship. The it quizz of his arrows and tho destrrtetion wrought by them became a by-word among all Classes. His deeds were related in palace and hut. Sir Analysis StephensoneA mighty warrior. The sound of his voice caused the enemy to faint with fright. Earl Brown Ve Rush; eCoaoher of the kings football team. Trained the youth in athletics and war tactics. Fought a fierce duel with a wandering Mede, whom, after wounding, he roasted alive. Bellurn Mansfield, Duchess of Dorm-art-muse Bnrrough, ruled over a. vast horde of female savages who live only on water and crackers. She owned three castles wherein she kept eoniined-Lady Marion Alison, who was captured in a great vocal combat between the kingdoms of York and Putnarnshire; Lady Dutton, whose hair was of pure gold; Countess Julia Alice, the only lady living who could finger 2t harpisehord with one thumb ; and Ladies Bohemia George and Angel De Foster, the twin daughters of Sir Raphael George. Lady Agnes De Foster7s husband was lost in the quicksands of East Forest. Nothing ever was found of him but a solitary shoe. J'lastly came the tall and terrible Duke Tea Ja Bassoon. He was 244 of Chinese parentage. to a pulp. With his long'arms he squeezed a whole army He ruled over a desolate and barren region, approachable only by great hills of volcanic Cinders and precipitous stairs up the hillside. Amid this inspiring company of noble warriors and fair ladies were two knights, conspicuous, the one for his height, the other for his beauty. The former was Sir Reginald De Gavin, nephew of Sir Stephenson; the latter, Lord St. Lewis, cousin to Viscount De Capilli. No one noticed the looks of hatred that were exchanged between the two knights as they passed each other in the hall below. At length the gay company broke up, and the great hall was deserted with the exception of Sir Jason Cooper and Lord Churchill, who, after having drunk the silver fountain dry, were too intoxicated to be moved from their seats at the banqueting table. Sir Reginald De Gavin, wending his way on foot from Dorm Castle, where dwelt his lady love, was absorbed in thought. Anon the colour came and went over his beardless cheeks as he bethought himself of his fair lady. Humming a love ditty in his rich baritone voice, and when just within the shadow of Locust abbey, he was brought abruptly face to face with Lord St. Lewis. Lord St. Lewis had easily won the heart of the fair lady whom he attended, and that, too, in the face of such knights as Sir Joseph De Head Allyn Lord Samuel De Dowden and Count La Heron. giLord St. Lewis,H thundered the mighty De Gavin, his face purple with rage, ii thou has basely calnminated and degraded me in the eyes of my lady. Thou art the author of the report that I, together with my retainers, did visit Mt. Meridian Tavern and there became aiiiieted with the gout, an act which in these sickly prohi- bition times is considered unworthy of a true knight. therefore, to light to the death. of us only. Draw, therefore, thy sword, foul Graven7 and defend thyself? Prepare, The morning sun shall rise on one St. Lewis ground his teeth in anger, unable throughmge to reply to the insult. Both men were without armour, and each knew that it was a fight to the death. There were few preliminaries; both were excellent swordsmen and each evaded the thrusts of the other. So Fierce was the fight that the ivy on the church was covered with blood and torn away, and has refused to grow to this day. tSee Doomstay BookJ awful eoniiiet. Finally, the mighty De Gavin gave a lightning-like thrust toward the breast of the weakening St. Lewis, who, unable to guard 0Hf the thrust, received De Gavixfs sword just beneath the heart. W ith a cry of despair the unfortunate St. Lewis szmk to the ground, the blood gushing from the frightful wound in torrents and dyeing everything for hundreds of feet around. it Tell her that I love her from the depths of my heartf he faintly murmured as he closed his eyes. When Sir Reginald saw that he had killed the noble St. Lewis his anger gave way and he regretted his deed bitterly. Just as he stooped down to help the dyingknight, a heavy hand was laid on his shoulder and looking up he saw the stern visage of J ustiee Von Starr. Sir De Gavin felt thatetHere the manuscript is so blurred and faded that further translation was impossible. EDJ The passerby may even now see the traces of the 5mm Qtppficafions for mosifions. Dr. J. P. D. John : DEAR SIRe-lt is conceded by the Class of 95 that I am the best man in the class, and that I have laid the foundation for a great journalistic career. Should you be able to get me a good position as editor of the NUY. Tribune 01' Chicago Record, I will remember you and De Pauw through the editorial column. Respiy, J . H. 000 PER. 245 Dr. John .- DEAR Sm-What can you do toward getting me a position next year? 1Most anything will do me, as I am exceedingly anxious to get married, and a lack of funds is my only hindrance. I will agree to send all of my children to De Pauw when they grow up. PAUL BURLINGAME. DEAR FRIEND JOHNeYou are no doubt aware that I am peeu- liarly Fitted for the handling Of finances. My transcendent ability in that line has been shown here at De Pauw. J ust get me a good bank position, and I will see that you do not regret it. Your old friend, F . CHURCH. Mr. John : DEAR PRESIDENTeI would like very much to give dancing lessons at some fashionable resort, so should you have inquiries of this nature you will know where to go. Allan Buchanan says I am the best dancer he has ever met, and hes a good judge. v,.- HADDE DAGGY. DR. JOHNeIf you hear of anyone desiring a real slick, smart man, suited for any position, will you kindly refer him to me ? Tell them that I have standing offers from several of the largest business concerns in the West, but am not exactly suited yet. Dont forget me, Doe. E. E. SCHNEPP. DR. J OHN-I desire to make application for a position. I prefer one that hnslft any work in it, at least one that doesnt require thinlo ing. Couldnit you manage to get me a place in Kansas? I think it would be better for my health out there, and thus I would be able to combine pleasure and health with my work. Obligingly yours, N. W. JONES. first Jmpressiom of a $re56mdm. september the 16-de1'e Paw. the first nite that i arived hear at depaugh i felt like i wanted to se ma ch yu th melindy agin. i was met at the trane bi a yung lookin teller who serl that he was a sosiashin, or suinthin like that. he tuk me to a rume nere to where i held a hole parcel of pianios a goin an finaly after some kaloulatin as to how much my Irmne wnd cost me if i pacle 5 dolers a munth i was shode to my mine. i did nt see no bed When i went intu tho 1'ume and was to skeored to ask about it. i wated til wel ni 9 oclock for the wuman to bring in the bed but as she didnt bring it i jest climed on top of a chest lookin thing xh went to sleap. the next da the wumen who oned the house told me thati had bin sleepin on top 01' a folden bed but i tolled her that we hadnt used cm at fiiogville and that I guessed id keteh on to it after a tim. XVel i wil eloz as im two sleapy to rite any more. kis ole tab fur me 8; the gay colt and my dog an Ina. Yore sun forever XVillie september the 18. Dere pawei commenced tu bored at the reformatory yisterclay. it is a funey place. they dont have nuthin tu ete but baked putatos an milk but thats anuf fer me as there at gals here that lok at a feler so when he,s etin that i dont ete much eny more like i ustoo. i dont think id ever started intu this skule if a teller who sed he wuz sume kind of a sassiety inanei never heered a name like it- hadnt tuke me round it almost brok my hart tu give the man my 18 dolers that id ernetl gatheren mnshrumes, but i suppose its ti sinny qo nun 7, as one of my fessers sez all the tim with speoktioles which he keps on his thuln when he talks. but ill tel you moore about him after a tim. after i pade my munney the feller tnk me round to se all the fessers so theyd no me i gess. one fesser whu i went tu so was 246 awful luney $5 commenced to tel yarns jest es sune as we got in his rumo. ho snickerd jes like Schnepp ustwo when he was a courtin our wash woman. one of the fessers who had blak whiskers a grined asked me if i ever used a pony-i new rite awa that he had lived on a farm so i told him about the tim when that elaybank pony that i oned wunce run off with me an i started to showhim where the critter bit me on the rite arm but he sed that he was to bisy then but he seemd to enjoy it. i dont remember eny more of tho fessei's except a big man which nerely skated me to doth when he spoke to me. he told me that he had the best study in the skule. i gees he thot that i waz dell for he sod it over agud Inony times and so londe the bellerin of squire 01111113le bull aint in it. send me some Inuney next time. Yore sun W'illie deo 18. 18.95. Dere paW-i am so bisy now that i dont have time to rite very much. T have got purty well settled so i will tell yu about sum of the life here as yu sed that you wud like to here about it. i am ago- in to part my hare in the midle soon; as there is a boy here namd smith that parts his hare in the midle. he is gud lookin though a teller sed the other day that ho wus a Chump. i have cummenced to drill in the akwart squat as they make yu do it. they are awful pulite fur they tip there hats at yu when they go buy. the smith boys is in that squat too cause he goes out with us most of the time except he wears perty pads on his sholders insted tit carries a sword. i am learning how too out up animals as one of my studys we are on kats now. the fesser sed last week that he was at one tim a pece of mos on the fense but i did tnt bloevo it as yu tolled me not to let them tellers stnf me with eny of there darn revolushen phulosiphy an so I am on my gard. The students hear have decided to not have eny foot ball tome eny more bekaus the maniger of the teme didnt no A how to run it an I gess that they had whipped everthing thoyd run agin any how IQ: had got tired of plnyin the small coleges in the state. one of the fessers is tryin mity hard to keep up the game. His mun is brown an he sed thut hekl give over cent he made rather than see the game give up. at lest thats what himelaki Johnta nothcr frend ofnnnel sed. I ges ill close as its gettin 1th all fur nowlidge lVillie. p. 3. they have sum sassieties hear that ivn :Lhout decided to join. ive bin keepin my eye on em and am goin te see some of the tellers about joinin next welm. send me sunl moore n1uney. Commenfs anb Queries from 66am? gong ngoits. EX PUELLIS. His mustache tickles Inc. Shut up, hels right behind us. Look at Miss K35 hair. IS Prof. Smyser married? How I: wish he wasn7t. Jim G. has his pants pressed every day. Donlt he look swell ? Dr. Brown has a new baby at his home. Say, Mr. Schnepp is awfully bashful, isnlt he? I just love to tease him. ' Hasnlt Edith B. got Frank Lewis under her wing? Ex Pumas. Donlt you think the girls here are slow 2? I stayed at the Crouch House until 11:30 last night. Thntls nothing, I stayed at the Dzn'nall House until 12: 15 Monday night. Say, Marlatt, are you telling the truth 7 FM bet the hymn is odd. Fifty cents its even. Those girls will have on bloomers next. Rigid Dzwy-Try haul and you cant 247 Qt Ewifigljf 362K In lJllSS serene, 7Neath Cynthiak beam, Out sitting on the Stony lValll, Was found a twain, Embraced as one, A-listening to the cuckools call. They found her there, Mncls dehonzur, Whose attitude did surely Bore 7cm ; All clewy were Her lips, when Sir M ustachc did often gently press 7em. But thatls the way, He said one clay, That I my boarders would secure; She came to me With jollity, But face that feigned to be demure. For her lld Dzn'nt All hopes to Pam, On Hanna Street, Lovels story true 3 A Senim'ls t: repf By Middle Prep. Is harmed in 1 cases ll only few. The MIRAGE will talk, The people gawk, then I' the street do pass adown ; But il'I can Secure her hanl, I care not if they call me clown. 248 0m feffowatip 561mm. Shortly after the opening of the second semester of the year 1892-3, the class in Constitutional History had just assembled in 001. iVeaveris room, When through the open doorthere walked a personage who was to become the First fellowship student of De Pmiw University. His appearance was decidedly rustic-not to say dissipated. His hair was disheveled, ragged, and matted with mother earth. There was 21 hleary look in one of his eyese-red and bloodshot as though it had been strained in watching the standpipe which guided him to this classic city. As he tried to walk he wabbled, limped and staggered most pitifully. Numerous scars and hairless patches testiiied alike to former bad associates and a rough manner of living. He sank ex- hausted in the middle isle and uncourteousiy stretched himself out for a nap, but the strong perfume which he carried on his person, being neither tt Crab Apple Blossomtt 1101' it Attar of Roses? made his absence very desirable, and upon urgent request he adjourned to the corridor. Such was the advent of tiJaokii Terrell, brother of tiPunki, Terrell, and cousin to Deerhake. Since his first appearance he has been recognized as the only fellowship student of the University. He pays no tuition, enters any and all classes he pleases, his course being entirely elective, and is as important a. factor in the school as Jim and Gag Cooper, Gavin 01- Lewis. His income being small, he ac- quired temporary lodging with his brother at the Beta House and at East College, boarding around among his friends, frequently calling 011 Deerhake at the Dorm. In his two and a half years residence work, he has become a most enthusiastic and patriotic student. H e attends all public events ; not a sleigh-l'ide, classrscrap, Anti-Miruge board caucus, or inter-COI- Iegiate game of any kind but that he is one of the most interested participants. He proudly sported the sash of Old Gold at the De Pauw-l. U. Foot-ball game last fall and resisted with angry snarls the insidious and repeated attempts of the enemy to rob him of his colors. Moreover, since time will tell on any man, he has become quite tidy and genteel in his appearance and habits and moves in the best society and sports with the most popular girls in College, as Miss Applegate, M iss Finch and Miss iValton. This change in his appearance and habits is no doubt due to the refining influence of his intimate friends. His unsightly eye has be- come quite brown and sedate ; the aroma of his person has changed ; his coat is sleek and glossy ; indeed, it is correctly reported that he has improved as much in appearenee since entering school as Upson, La Hines or Cecil, and like them has become quite attractive. His major work is History and he is a great frequenter of the Seminarium. He has also taken work with Drs. Duvall, Priest, Smyser and Brown, and has several times come near being a subject for Dr. Underwood and Ros. Ritter, but because of the robust con- dition of his corporeal system, he has so far been able to avoid this fatal termination. It is an open secret that more than once his ac- quired serene dignity and manly bearing have saved him from the evil machinations of the Faculty senate, and have silenced the it philippicsl, of Dr. Brown, who, with the same unrelenting vigor and fiery eloquence with which he opposed Foot-ball, has demanded before that august body, Jackls immediate exile to Siberia, Borneo, 01' to the upper regions of Ritterls Purgatory for the canine species. But perhaps these few lines may fall under the glance of some thoughtful eye7 and at once the question will arise: ti What the purpose of all this?lt It is to show the effect of environn'ient and Circumstances on an individual with noble qualities, to give a concrete example 01' social evolution. The development of this poor, lame, sore-eyed, bedraggled, dissipated vagabond gives us a contrasted example of the principal of evolution as it has shown itself in an athletic director or foot-ball manager. 249 His develOpment with only Deerhake and Terrell for his as- sociates has been marvelous. His robust health with the tt Dorm n for a boarding place, the Beta House and Campus for a bed is astounding. If under these overwhelming circumstances, this poor dog overcame the emnity of the Faculty, stopped the misguided inveetives of Dr. Brown, and became a decent genteel; as graceful as Roberts, Dowden and Norton; as affable as J ones, Nadal and Hall, with as great a capital to start with as Schnepp, Church and Burl- ingame, how encouraging should his life and development he to all who are mm compos menu's. tQIinefgatvets 05m: gbofe. The Class of ,95, desiring to leave something to perpetuate its memory at De Pauw, held a meeting in the early part of February, and7 after much anxious discussion, decided that a bean pole would be the most appropriate gift. It was urged that a bean pole would be not only an object of beauty and a joy forever, towering Vine-elad to the sky, but would also be most useful in supplying Ladies7 Hall With the luscious fruitage upon which health; happiness and pros- perity so much depend. But concerning so important a matter it was thought advisable to consult other authorities, not that the learned Seniors doubted their own abilities, but that they desired merely to confirm their own good judgment and perhaps get some suggestions concerning minor details. A committee was appointed to consult various members of the Faculty and other competent persons. Lieutenant Lewis was first approached. He thought the idea a good one, and suggested that during the cold season the pole might be used for a Hag pole, and thus serve a double purpose. Dr. Baker was then consulted, and enthusiastically said: HA capital ideal I can then have plenty of beans for chemical analysis. But he :ai'et'ul to place the pole far enough away so that, if perehanee it falls. it will not injure the buildingW Others gave the following replies: Dr. Browuett Have it point directly towards the zenith and do not place it- where it will interfere with foot-ball practieefl Mrs. hlansfleld-Jtltlant it far enough from the Music School that it will not be shattered by the tones from Prof. Jonesj pianof7 Dr. BessettetlFar enough from Preparatory School to keep my boys and girls from climbing it all the time,a Biological DepartmentettYou Should have tin around the bottom, so that when we get after a eat it cannot escape up the bean-pole. Prof. JohneoueH It should be among the trees so that the sororities can use it in initiationsf7 Mr. Cave ttOhl Tlmtls fine! I will have 110 more trouble in running the Dorm. How glad the girls will be! Plant it near enough to give Mr. Lewis a place of refuge when Mr. Gavin gets after him? The eomiiiittee then reported to the class, and amid enthusiasm the projected enterprise was given definite form by the letting of a contract for the erection of a bean-pole 011 the anniversary of Waslr ingtonls Birthday, said pole to be eighty-four feet high, to have flag adjustment, to be placed ten feet north of the South Boulevard of East Campus and to cost $44.44. Some whether the pole should he painted or not, but 011 consulting Dr. Underwood it was found that paint would be injurious to the beans. discussion arose as to Long before the appointed time for the u raising? the pole was brought to the grounds and attracted crowds of admiring Seniors, some of whom would come before breakfast and sit 11 11011 it for hours in blissful meditation. It was the theme of their daily thoughts and conversation ; the snhjeet of their nightly dreams. 22nd drew near, thei' anxiety grew greater and greater Cfor they As the momentous feared some rogue might molest their sacred polet until further delay So on the afternoon of the 21st the few Seniors who had survived the worrygathered and gave command to hoist the seemed unendurable. 250 pole. Long,r and loud tolled the college bell, announcing the event to students and Citizens. But, ewe-strieken by even the thought of the sublimity 0f the occasion, few dared to witness thereality. So at 2:30 olelock, while the winds whispered excitedly, all things were made ready and the h raising ,j commenced. As the pole began its long- leokedfor ascent, the little band of Seniors repeated in measured, mournhll tones: tt Go up ! Go up! Oh pole So great! Go up I Oh bean-pele, strong and straight. Humanity with all its fears, With all its hopes of future years, Is waiting breathless on thy fate. As the pole rose to its full height and was safely secured in its place, a shout of eestacy burst from the threats of the gazing com- pany, and then all slowly departed from the scene to needed peace and rest. But the Faculty of the University, impressed with the value of the costly gift, appointed a special watchman to guard the glorious pole through the midnight hours. But their anxiety was unneces- sary. Such was the pride in the benefieent gift that Several Soph- omores came, in the chill of night, to make an offering of gratitude. But well was it for that watchman, for he was destined to see a sight never before witnessed by mortal man. In the early hours of morn- ing, when all was still, he looked, and beholdl there was ascending the poleewhat ?-J:Lek, the Giant Killer, who of old ascended upon The work was done. The pole was consecrated. The enterprise was crowned and the future was secure. Thus was 7Ninety-hvels grand idea realized, and the next days rising sun beheld De Pauw resplendent with a new glory of surpassing lustre. a bean-vine to heaven above I t9 5 639MB: meeting. PLATO HALL, March 25, 93. PRESIDENT EDDY: The object of this meeting is to consider the publication of a Mirage. A. SMITH: In order to expedite matters, I move that we publish a Mirage in 194. MISS W RIGHT: I second the motion. FRED. BLY: The claSS should publish a, Mirage. It would be :1 great advertisement for the University, EL lasting monument to our class and an ever-present souvenir Of the amorous conquests of college days. Ross RITTER: The gentleman is correct in regard to what a great thing it Mirage would be, but he does not consider from what source it is to eonie. He does not realize that it will take a great corps of editors, artists, and managers. You all know that we have not the brains in our class to issue an annual. W e have no one suitable fortieditor-inechief 01' any other 06306, and for that reason it would be utter folly to attempt it. MISS SIMMS: I think Mr. Ritter is right Besides that, the public would not buy them because ,96 has determined to publish one, and the people would wait and buy the best. PRESIDENT: Let us have a full expression. THEAIUT Tun H1231? Tn Ewart. FRED CHURCH: IVe ought to publish a Mirage. I think we can find some one Who has sufficient ability to edit it, and I am sure there is some one here who would make a good business manager. ' H. MCCUTCHAN: I nominate Mr. Church for business manager. PRESIDENT: You are out of order, Mr. McCutchan. MCCUTCHAN: I agree with Mr. Church. IVo certainly can find brains enough in this class, large as it is, to publish an annual. I am sure I would do everything I could for the publication. G. DUNN: I don7t think that the majority of the class really favors the publication of El, Mirage, or, at least, I give them credit for better judgment. I think they have bruins enough to see that we have not brains enough to publish a decent Mirage. 251 A. A BBQ'PT: I move that we adjourn to meet tO-morrow evening in Plato Hull. MISS ELLIOTT: Adjournment. Second the motion. PLATO HALL, March 26. The purpose of this meeting is to continue our dis- The question is PRESIDENT: eussion as to whether we Shall publish a Mirage. ready for discussion. H. CHURCH: I have been considering the matter very carefully since last meeting and have come to the conclusion that we will be unable to publish 1m annual, for times are hard and we huvenlt suit- able persons for the editorial board. Then I am sure Miss Simms was right when she said that we could not sell our book, as every body would wait for the Mirage of 796, for the literary ability and the energy of that class have never been questioned. Miss ELLIbTT: I think we are spending our time all to no pur- pose. I move you we drop the matter. PRESIDENT: Your motion is out of order. Miss CLINE: While we huveult iiiLiclithility,a11Ll perhaps could not publish its good an annual us 94, we ought to do something that would he 21, credit to our college course. we should not pass out tif we ever dol unwept, unhonored and unsunn'. Through the misty veil of the future Hope sees a stur-the publication of a Mirage! lVe have that one opportunity to redeem ourselves. If we do not grasp it, our reputation will passawzty and the Class of 95 will vanish to the regions of the It owls and hats,n while 96 marches triumph- antly 011, with the pompous colors of progress waving proudly above. A. GARY: W ell, I dth hardly agree with Miss Cline. If you want to stain the reputati on of our beloved University just administer to the public another dose of DiIirnge of the same quality as ,94ls. Mr. President, ladies and gentlemen, in behalf of our Class, in behalf ' 0f the good name and reputation of D. P. U., l beseech and implore you to vote against the motion. ECries of tt Question! ll tt Question I Tl PRESIDENT: Are you ready for the question Y tCi'ies renewed. Question put and defeated by a vote of 47 to 5.13 The meeting adjourned. The aspirants for the various offices, dv'dnchad with tears, moved slowly from the hall and sadly wendedi their ways to their respective rooms. See the nice sleighing party ? It is 2t Faculty sleighing party. Sleighing is a nice faculty. thztt are the Faculty doing in the picture? They are only putting on each others wraps. They want to keep warm. The Faculty are new hot. Who are the last Faculty ? I will ask Yamaguehi. uPrisint ! He says they are tt jama drama and wmna jama Sleighing, hot, Faculty. 3b from an chKork mtonograpt. Well! Soon Illl graduate. And what is it For me to graduate? Alas! jTis naught Save just a little fame. I hither came Resolved to do the right: to quit off swearing, But now Ilve sworn off quitting-I suppose jTis due to Frat associations, but Was one to be a. Barb alway, to eke A dire existence through? Not, while with due Fecility, by spiking all the Frets, I score a. point 01' two. Once in, I gave Myself t0 scheming, and swore 2L leader I Would be. I sought to be an editor. Fred Church, George Dunn and Iglehart, they would Not have it so; but Lillian Brownfieldebless Her heart, I love her wellvshe It worked ii the boys And then she worked for me. And SO I am An editor, and such an editor! I know that I have played the fool, as did My predecessor; but though a fool with judges, Yet am I judge among the fools. Just see My inhuence over Church and Selinepp, Marlatt And Upson, too. I must confess that Church Hath led me by the nose, but some ally He needs. to raise athletic funds, and run The class of lNinety-five. As for Marlatt, Hels too contemptiblc for thought, nor did He e7er have one. My room, when Pm away, He enters, steals my best tobacco, and Then leaves his breath behind. Geo. Dunn has neler Attracted any notice save among 253 The girls, and says there Artelnotolld cases now With him. I'd beat his time, werelt not for fear. Church led me to oppose Mirages, too; Thus did I ope my mouth and get my foot In 'it. We It Great Triumvrate I did try To work the Alpha Phis, the Alpha Chis, And also Dekes, to form it tt League of Sevenll But Kenney brought in line his Juniors, Sophs, And Freshies, too, and Seniors went to well. To Alpha Phis we lied right well; but all To no t vail, for Walker threw the lie Into our teeth. Thus endeth all my fame. The rocket upward shot, erer dimmer Growing, in thinner atmosphere is soon Extinguished quite-Ilere comes that cussed fool, Marlatt. Illl go to beat some sense into His head. Since Jackassinity now rules The editorial stall; the Jackass hence Illl play. PROFESSORMWhat were the crusades? BRIGHT SENIOR-Hhe crusades were invasons that entered Europe from the north and spread all over it. PROF. SMYSER.eMiss Yenne, what is your conception of Satan; was he a man ? MISS YENNE.-He was a birdeI mean he had wings. The subject of eternal punishment was 'being enthusiastically discussed when one young lady, somewhat tired and care-worn, looked up from her microscope and said: tt I hope Illl never go any place where I suffer worse than I do up here. Qtnzwerz to Corresponbenfz. MISS WILDE-We think 500 is too cold for the Semiuarium. GAVIN-Yes, we think it would be more pleasant as well as more eoonori'iicul to get married. Miss MADDEN We think you will have another chance to marry if Phillipi-Philipe did go back on you. RI'rTERel. No, we dont consider you conceited. 2. We advise you to take another course before you accept it professorship at Yale. 3. It is not best to work two girls at once. AL. SMI'rI-I-Persons do not have to be exceptionally bright to gain admittance t0 lVest Point. No French required. Miss SIMMSeNo, it is not improper to kiss a man to whom you are engaged, F. OHURpolVe do not believe you would be elected Foot-ball Manager if youvwould return next year. MoKEEe-By using the following method you will be able to practice 011 the violin without disturbing the other roomers : Soup your bow zmd soak your strings in sweet oil. six times a day. HAMRIoK-alVe understand that MSS. may be purchased Colchester, Roberts d2 00., Titlin, Ohio. Miss ll'lAHAN-AVe do not believe that it would matter much if you were engaged to two men at once. Miss APPLE :AriseYou certainly did not do wrong in taking Mr. Phillipl-Pllilipe to your heart to keep him out of hurmis way. HULLEY;YOU might make a slick man if you would have some- body ruh you down with pumice three times it day for about thirty years. PROF. Jouxsoxil. It is doubtful if your beard adds to your appearance. 2. You are certainly more handsome than Dotey. 3. Any railroad guide gives the rate from Greencastle to Atchison, Kans. o t' 254 ROBERTs-See reply to Gavin. MURRAY-l. It is our observation that your trouble is a common complaint am 011g married men. It is hard to cure without eradicating the cause. Try Hallls Hair Renewer. 2. We think you could make more money as a i'oghoru on a Mississippi steamboat. MIss BRUNEReThe young man who extends his arm to you pro- bably intends to assist you with your Cloak. He may not mean to waltz with you, so it is not necessary to receive him with open arms. S. C. JOHNSONeYes, iiowers are generally accepted by young ladies on all occasions, but it is seldom that more than three dates are made at a time. Yes, it is improper. thverie. Listen to the college Clock, thro7 the live long day, How the tolling of the bell wears the hours away. Feindishly the ibot-hnll crank yells with savage vim; In the Li Lab ii the Prol'. in charge outlines tt quiz ii for him At eventide the Senior strolls thro: the campus green, By his side the Sophomore girl7 age not quite nineteen; He 21 question asks of her; i Vzuits to be her all- W ztist material then is scarcealet the curtain fall. At his will the Junior roves; model 1111111 is he; Sophomores think he is the stui'l'. salutes him graciously, Member oi'MIRAGE Board he:Class of '96; Not 2L mum in D1 P. U. dares with him to mix. Sophomore boys are playing curds, almost to a man; Puwned their watch and neckties are, to rush the flowing can W hat care they, the silly Sophs; wise enough they are; Ponies for a year have they; why their pleasure 111211 ? Lastly comes the Freshie green; eyes with tours are red; W ants to see his iiiamma dour, his 0th and trundle bed. By the Christmas holiday helll be hardened then; Versed in tlboltingjl spending tirocksflzuld Hdonlt stay after ten. Gurrent Events. IN SEMINARIUMeTown boy on outside calling ti Peohie P, ti P00- hie V7 NEW STUDENT tturning t0 Churchi-ti I wonder who that is giving the Sig yell ?t' Miss LIZZIE LA HINES wants it to be understood that she is the authority on dress in this College. Me. CUNNINGHAM says tt When Summer comes again ,i is simply h em'tsl'en d i ng. MR. FRED BARROWS desires to announce that he does not always intend to be so innocent as he is now, henee he is taking a course of instruction under Mr. Daugherty. MISS YENNE has been ardentiy wishing for red hair, but when one of the girls suggested ii to match Mr. CF: but she got no further on account of a book Miss Yenne threw at her. ONE of Mr. Meadeis mottoes is to always be on time to H dates, and in order to never be late he matches up Luld down on the porch to wait for the tardy hour. JUST after the local oratorieel contest, a new student asked of a certain Senior, It XVhy didn7t 2'35 distinguish herself in the 0 'etorieal 1W ti Oh, the devil? replied the disgusted Senior, when did 01' will the infernal, conglome 'nted mass ever distinguish itselfiw Peer Seniors, their path has been, indeed, a thorny one. Theirs has been a strug- gle of matter against mind. u DON,T the boys 100k awfully swell and sweet in their new uni- forms, especially Mr. Dunn? How I wish I was a boy so I could wear onen The above was found on the ily-lem of ii Aii young ladyis book about the time the military Officers and the foot-ball players re- ceived new suits, hence it is not known for which it was intended. P. S.-M1'. Dunn was in both. Miss NELL BRIDGES sent Professor Brumbaek the following choice selection, and yet she wonders why she is excused from his history class : Praise Brum, from whom all eussings flow; Praise him, ye Preplets, here below; Praise him above, ye greenhorn host; Praise lanky scold and huggiif post3 W E are pleased to note at least one instance of ambition in our Senior class, which promises to succeed; if persevered in, Twice Albert Smith has shown his ambition very clearly, and each time he succeeded to a certain degree. In his Freshman days he aspired to a corporalship and got as far as the ehevrons. In his Senior days he aspires fer a position in the Faculty, and gets as far as a silk hat. The badge of office is better than no success at 3.11. The Senior class ought to be proud of Albert Smith. MISS DAVLs in Junior Latin class is asked to translate ii Ame J I patrem tuumW She says, iiI leveel love-Ji but overcome by b ushfuiness hesitates, while some one suggests i; New. SCENE: Downey Hall; Economics Class: Colonel: The subject this morning is protection. Now, we want to be perfectly fair in the consideration of this subject and look at all sides of it. First Student: Colonel, do you think there is any rational basis for free trade ? Colonel: Not when the present condition of the country is con- sidered. Mr. Cook, quit looking at your mustache and pay attention here. Second Student: Well, Professor, it seems to me the free traders have been acting very foolishly lately. They have been monkeying around, making everything uncertain and havent accomplished any- thing much. Colonel: You are right. They have acted very unwisely. We must be careth in tampering with the tariff and proceed slowly. These hard times are very significant. 000k tthe lone Democrati: Sudden change, then, would be dis- astrous ? Colonel: Yes. Cook: The Democrats should have gone slow in making the tariff change ? Colonel temphatieallyi: Yes ! 000k: ThaVs what they have been doing. tUpv-oawi IT was just after the disastrous Light Artillery foot-ball game at Indianapolis, when the boys were preparing for supper at the Grand, that one of the Colored porters, by name Kuykend-all, learning of our own J aek, forthwith sought him out and claimed relationship. Jackts ingenuity was quickly exercised by denying the name and pointed to Scotten Walking down the corridori as the person wanted by the tt coon? and not deigning even to recognize his relative. 256 IT was a recitation in Literature. The little professor sat with the rest of the audience as they all listened attentively to the paper which was being read on Tennysonte tt In Memoriamf The reader had just finished the quotation--- . And like a guilty thing I creep At earliest morning to the door, He is not here but far away, - when another professor poked his curly head in the door, glanced around the room for a few seconds in a vain search for the tt little professorft then disappeared as quickly as he had appeared, and it took the tt little professor some time to realize the cause of the faint smile which crept over the class. ALBERT SMITH tteaehing a Sunday School class of small boysi-e- tt Boys, do you ever go fishing on Sunday? You mustnit do it, be- cause you might set some one a bad example. If you must fish on Sunday, be sure no one sees you. Later on the pious Smith was interrupted with, ttWhat is a Pharisee? He replied, T A Pharisee is a long-bearded cuss Who isn7t half so good as he thinks he isf, SOUTH MiSSION-Mss Deborah Elliott: tt Boys, do you ever play marbles for keeps ?,t Boy: tt Yesf, Deborah: tt Do you win or 10se?,, Boy: tt I most always loseW Deborah: You oughtntt to play, then. MR. WINEIGER, of J unior Prep, is n-n-not in favor of handing in a 1901 class history for fear it would be printed in green with e-c-eu- eumbers around it. ONE of yeXniost pleasing characteristics noticed in College life, is 'the bemr rill spirit of selfesaerifioing solicitude which college students manifest toward their younger friends in Prepdom. An example of this seIf-saeriiice and a patient endurance of suiTering, scarcely equalled by our countryhs greatest heroes, occurred last October. A certain Prep Class foolishly decided to indulge in a hay ride. W'iser friends intervened, determining to save the small ones from such harmful dissipation. They seized the vehicle and etraightway filled 'it with the noblest of their number that could be found, who were willing to undergo the tortures of the weary rack for several long hours. After running 21. gauntlet of stones, bricks and other missiles, the gay party returned the wagon with thanks and were unharmed save one, Owen by name, who, struck by a missile, fell as one dead. However, by a liberal use of the forbidden beverage, he revived and the College breathed again. Meantime the Preps footed the bill and expressed great gratitude at being saved from such dangers. EVERYBODY knows Fred Church, the late foot-ball manager, whose reputation, character and temperate habits are unquestioned. Fred was in Indianapolis one day when one of them tt pesky nose bleeds ,i seized him. So into a saloon he rushed and said: tt Give me some water. ti NV e dont keep water hereW replied the bartender. z: W e11 I want it for my nose? retorted Fred. tt Now get out of here, you big farmerf said the bartender, tt or P11 give you some assist ance? Fred got. FOR performing chivah'ous deeds, no one can be found who ex- cels Frank Strouse. On a Sunday night last fall, after indefatigable labor and great danger, he transported a heavy ladder from some back yard ta distance of several squaresL climbed into the sacred precincts 0f the second story of the Darnell House at eleven o7clock A. M., tore a door from its hinges, thus allowing two maidens into their room, who, by some mischance, had been locked out all day. 2 How Charming she looked! The fair, young maid, with the luminous eyes, leaned bewitchingly against the counter; surveyed for a moment the little package of photographs; and with an enchanting smile and coquettish glance, left the handsome young photographer and Slowly wended her way back to the prosaic routine of Ladies? Hall. ak 2': :1: tt Yes, I'll do it? she said to herself with a. captivating toss 01 her pretty head. N Pm tired of these slow college boys. And then it would be so romantic, too; just like the girls in some French novel. And whatie the use of wasting onets time upon the college boys, anyway ? She stood by the Dorm. window, with her little arms akimho, waiting for the messenger boy. Soon her patience was rewarded, and she was handed the looked-for note. The last line read: UlLIowever, my eldest son will be delighted to call upon you in a few years.n YOUNG J., surnamed P., once had quite a. scare, For one night in his dreams he saw a. red glare; And he thought that the end of the world Was at hand, So prepared for a trip to a much brighter land. But his dream played him false; how, he cantt understand, For he had dreamed of Miss K38 auburn hair. They had just returned from one of those delightful sleigh-rides on an eve that was not too cold for comfort. He escorted her ten- derly to the door, when he said: tt Haven7t you forgotten something, Miss A.?t, tt No, not tonight, Mr. PW ttWell, I was just going to hand you your muffler? was the reply. ,. , Scuem. SW AMWITO. m 0 LLY CLASS OF NIHETYP SIX THr AISS ws siNq A AFN ALL WITH oqi Aacom ow HIqHIST TR EUTES 1 .A LOVE , LADSA LASSIFSGAT'SO rumor fr A 1350M, V35 LO E 1mm; ND m ALLELSFTH Comm :5 Mic, en ussm mm RAHTHFNETvSSImm KW LN HE 1111 m: omWMWA JOLLY mm sha 'x rHou .ART ANEVERLASTING STRENGTH 0 MAY THE STRONG AND BLESSED ms WITHIN THESE cmssiCHMLs THAT BIND us AL4 AS ONE THYMMMNDQLMTSHML OUTLIvE GRow STRONGER WITH EACH PAssmq mm .THESE ALMA MATEFT WALLS. TILL mes GREAT WORK I5 DUNE . WITHIN THT Sam; RAMS ARE Town AND WHEN T0 EARTH AND .DUST AGAIN THE Goon; THE JIUSTETHE TRUE 003 BOD1E$ ARE CONSIGNED THY MERRYJAUGHING wwsoME GIRLS MAY EACH 4 HT AND HONDRM PLACE m moms or MANT A Mg. m. 1N TAME'S FAIR TEMPLE riNnm 15 LD E .90 rw- - JL- WHEN SDUN WILL vSLU 2955 TWA ngedLOAthd 1;: the a I D emuds 0 Mat. esWamH; t se M Ma Dorm. EE 5. -- - LUV: 15 ff zomF, - TAET , FM M00N,IN WHIE'FFR REAL : ' ' ammuwn L W AME LDQ M451 Want, .5 EN DL D'F MI 11 FF Lnes-.-- - ELFEP' FAVYHM AN HUTA DREAMW De Pow 0355 D'F I INEA I1 HAPrr IWHD A DU YHUTH WEB tram; Hm YD TH WHEN C9h------- mu Esrauquoa N12 :2 DL 1m RM, N m 1Roast5 anb 6mm. Stealjmom. CULP-ttA happy infant, here I roam, Far from my dear paternal home. I'IANKINS-KK Great is his heart, that fain would circumscribe in its affections all the maiden world. STRATTONe-t:A vociferous glib of abysmal, gurgling deptthl BASSETT-tt Loop up my tresses escaped from the comb? HAMRIoK-ttA demagogue of the first water? JAMISONettWhutls in environment, when onets a fool W, GOODWIN-U 0, your sweet eyes, your low replies; A great enehantress you may beN CARTWRIGHT-NA woman with domestic air, Who can sew buttons and pull hair? DUFF-tt How can it be? Only sixteenW HULLEY-U O, that my song could be appreciated Pl STEWARTettI came to study, but fain must watch my brotherls sweetheart wellf7 50p50more. HARRISONett With her moods of shade and sunshine, Eyes that frowned and smiled alternate. J. ALLENett How like a river-largest at the mouth P, 261 HASKELL--uA lovely being, scarcely formed or moulded, A rose with all its sweetest leaves yet folded? DAVIS-H He who lives best lives longest? HIGHT-Kt ,Till oft converse with heavenly habitants begin to cast a beam on outward shapeW NADAL-M Love thyself last? DEERHAKEett Shall we not wed When I get some dough ahead ?l, CUNNINGHAM-tt He doth indeed show some sparks that are like wit? CAMPBELL ttA fresh blown rose washed in dew? DOWDENeU The soul of this man is in his clothes? HEEReU There is no harm in being stupid, so long as one does not think himself clever? PAUL POYNTEReN I know the girls think I am cute, but as I cant go into society without stilts, P11 become a second Ignatius Donnelly and publish my ideas on Free Silvery HENDERSON-u The fool doth think himself wise; but the wise man knoweth himself to be a fool. ROGERs-ttA man may drink, and not be drunk; A man may fight, and meter be slain; A man in every t quiz7 may flunk, And elor be welcomed back again? SANDY-tt Shear me not of my hair, for there my beauty liesR, NEALett O, that this too solid flesh would melt ! HERRoN--H I smoke and puff and strut enough For twenty men or more? XVOQDSONett If I could sport, and do it well, Pd practice 3.11 the time; I7d flirt and spoon with all the girls, And John La Hines outshinef, LA HINEs-tt I am 2L sport, as all you know, Yet still I claim your honor; I can both flirt and act the goat, And 0ft I Seldom ponder On heavenly things, by azure moon, W h en in the dark I7m found to spoon . XVith girls of all descriptionW T A1;J30T--KIA countenance in which do meet Sweet records, promises as sweet. BLAKE-WXS some tall mountain, cold and bleak, He stands, a solitary peak?1 0. K. JONESeSee Rogers. Sunior. HAywmm-tt Her eyes as stars of twilight fair, Like twilight too, her dusky hair?7 MImnAY--H Though my voice is not so sweet, it is tremendous strong.w SCEARCE-u This is a Hower that smiles on every 0116.7, MEADE-H Whilst thou liveth, keep a good tongue in thy head? IVALToN--H Too eusil im n'essed, she like whatebr she looked on .V 1 , And her looks went everywhere? LANGDoNe-tt I love to commune with nature, especially girls? 26; MARLATT--H The imagination cannot invent so many contmrietiec as are naturaH y in my hearty , ROBINSON It If I could leap but one long year I7d go to Europe tooW GAVIN-ttAus niehts kommt nichtsW KENNEYett O that I might find words big enough to express my ponderous thoughts? BAsyE--H He who imagines he can do without the world deceives himself much; but he who fancies the world emit do without him is still more I11IStELk611.H SHoxVALTERettA man who finds not satisfaction in himself seeks for it in vain elsewhereW PRYTONeNAH boys are ooquets; s0 experience teaches?j 5mm. GrAm'eu For none more likes to hear himself oonversey BECKeIt Her lips, so rich CD in blisses, Sweet CD petitioners for kisses. SCHNEPP-tt Deceit and cunning and disbelief hzwe crept into our hearts since those prershaving days, and we meant to be so great and gooc . STROUSE-tt Therels nothing half so sweet in life as Lovejs young drezunW CLEMWATERSeIt Yet while you may, go muu'ry, For, having lost your prime, you may forever tarry. F. CHURCH.H I have no spur to prick the sides of my intent But vaulting ambition, which oIerle-ctps itself, And falls on the other sideW FumvmimeH Dullness is sometimes sufiicient security against the attack of 2m artful man.77 BLYettvaity is a mysterious carriage of the body, invented to cover the defects of the InindR7 ROSGER KUhid through her love her life waisted long, and pined, dC- siring him in vain? JONEs-tt Love can be quickly caught as a plague, but love so caught is very often mortal? BURIJNGAMJk-n Conceits himself as God that he can make Figs out of thistles, silk from bristles, Milk from burning spurge, Honey from hornet combs, And men from beasts. Long live the King of Fools W SIMMseH The hopeful mind and faithful heart Shall win and keep the better part? BOWERSeU U i ter rooms to rent he has 1 I a Without furniture, but with gas. Emmett 0, soul ofmine, look out and see My bride that is to be, And keep me thus from thinking? SMITH, AettA person who loves to hear himself talk will speak more in a minute than he will stand to in n monthx'7 JENNINGS-H She was delicious both to hear mid secii ABBOTTettAs harmless as a lamb and as soft as downy doe MCNUTTeH Why stay we on earth but to grow ? ,, BUCHANANett I was only made to be ndmirec .77 J. COOPER-ttAt war with myself and wretched race, Sick, sick to the heart am 11; 263 IGLEHART-tt O that it were possible after long grief and pain, To find the arms of my true love around me again.H McCUTCHANettAlaek! Alack! that heaven should practice stratagcm upon such a subject as myself.H GREENEeu How happy am I in my second case for it exceeds my firstW DAGGY-tt Perfect woman, nobly planned, T0 warn, to comfort, to command? ELLIOTT uBe good, sweet maid, and let who will be clever? JOHNSON, S. Ceu sztion! Self-control is wisdome root?! MISS SJMMSeIt is a very serious mistake to infer ability from age. :t Youth is no crime?3 Q31inceffau1eous. BRUMBACKettA feeling of longness comes over me that my soul can- not resistf, 'v-' GLEE CLUB-ti Whence come those shrieks :30 Wild and shrill that out like blades of steel the air ?77 DR. UNDERWOODe See how his royal majesty doth Spurn A11 common mortals ! Like some eagle great Alighting 110111 the upper skies upon The highest mount of learning, he doth sit; Nor doth he bend his stiffened neck to take A passing note of smaller birds that fly And circle in the meaner space belowf, DR. POSTetiAnd still they gazed, and still their wonder grew That one small head could carry all he knewW LORILLEI LLUBeh-N HOW WC torture heavenl ' lnllSiC mid make It 8. i 7 thing of W06 in J. H. C.-lt The greatest of all cunning is to seem blind to snares laid for us; men are never so easily deceived as when endeavoring to deceive others. BLAKE AND lt We once did love ; WILSON t Alas! No morell CULP AND ll Little children, love one another? YENNE HEATON n . AND O, that the moon would draw a fleecy V611 before her face! Weld both our forms entwine. LA HINES ERVINelt She is the Millefs daughter, and She has grown so dear, so dear, Thzgt I would be the jewel that trembles in her earl, th CGatacferiafics. K A 9--tt Quantity makes up for quality. K K 11ch Fools rush in where angels fear to tread? A diett Mud SlingersW A X.-ll Pledging for KA 9W '15 MrH Look out for us, were comingfl 45 K 1KeltDependence 011 Walter Howe Jones? 515 A Q-H Missing LinksW B 9 Red Fondness for tMamie, Come Kiss Your Beta Boy? ll 2 Xr-H Intimacy with the Faculty? A fell Allegiance to Alpha Phi? 2' N.-M General Cussedness. Q P 41.;tt Perfect Ladies? A K E .-tt Eastern Prestige? A T A.-ti Degeneration. lmlependents.-N We wonlt accept your propositionfl 264 656 Quaint 66cm. I saw him at the Opera ; He looked quite lonesome there, As he sat so still and quiet, Beside a vacant chair. Gay laughter rang from every side, And music filled the air; But what was this to that lone one, Beside a vacant chair? All heaven might resound Its harmonies to share, But ,twere but discord to a. soul, Beside a vacant Chair. L, ENVOI. O listen then, my lad, And learn a lesson rare, And youlll not sit in solitude Beside a vacant chair: If you would make a date again, Take heed and doxft be slow, For girls as sweet as those youjd take Are always ll on the g0? MISS LA HINES hands in her examination papers to 001. Weaver, and, desiring to assist him, writes the following explanation: lt Col. Weaver, 1 think I did not do well on the first and second questions. Could not think of them. They seemed to get away from me almost entirely. I did the best I couldfl She passed. C55 2:46 anb Exam 0' 996 manta 1. W ham Janwar Wins did fiercely blew, And Boreas was gi'ievi117, A lad and lassie 0, De Pauw, Fme Bainbridge cam 21, Scrievin. II. As owe the snaw they took their way, Beneath the moon sue pale, His cheeks t0 hers he aft did lay, And love was 21y the tale. in. With ht Etta dear, 0 name the day Sic pleasure to renew ! w Quoth Etta, it Love, I like the sleigh And :Ly shall go w? you?1 iIV. He cuddled her, he duwtit her, W ij monie a fund emb nee, Na tentie 07 his iiaigie mair, As :Ly f1? gleg she gztes. 2156 V- Now as they mde fu, blithe almig- These cantie eozie twa-e The sleigh did sideline, cowp the cram, And spill them it the snaw. VI. It cowed the cadie frae his wits, It amaist smoored the kimmer, And, as they sprackled to their tits, 0 how they wished for simmer! V11. 1t wasnn weel, T ti'ow, for them That wuefu, winter night, But this I ken, our jaukin Jim Did 1211-11 a lesson bright. VIII. And as toward hame they ourie rade, The wins to him kept sziyin7 h Whanejer you7d woo a bonie maid Delft try it while youjre Jeighinh N the roof the rain was falling ; i All within was bright and gay ; And a crowd ofgirls were waiting, At the Dorm for company. In full dress, with silk and satin, Tripp7d they round the parlor bright In great anguish, lest the fellows Should forget the cab that night. ! Now they walk up to the window, Place their hands above their eyes,- Fearing, peer into the darkness, Gaze into the darkened skies. Then they pace the floor together, Stopping now before the glass, Rushing now up to the window Just to see 21. buggy pass. Now around the Dorm jtis whispered, That ofttimes these girls do talk, And while sleeping often murmur, Of their muddy midnight walk. Etc CaE ftaf Qlever Came. Then they look at one another; Pluck a curl, and then a bow, Press a wrinkle, with a twinkle, As they fearing, long to go. All at once the door-hell jingles, And the gents are ushered in, While the girls, all in a flutter, W ish they now had never been. For the boys had come to take them7 And the cab entire forgot C0, And the girls they fumed and reared Until things became quite hot. 7 While the boys, they felt so little That they sat, and grinned, and smiled, Rolling thus their thumbs together, As the moments they beguiled. Then the girls themselves excusing, To their rooms in haste retire, And tmid mutterings of contention, Don in haste a new attire. And the boys, chagrined and sheepish, Waited, waited, meek and long, The return of those fair damsels, W'hom they so unkindly wronged. Through the mud and splashing water, To the baH-room now they FWade, Wishing, longing every moment, That at home they all had stayed. The Pedestrian Club for culture, Did not meet that night till nine, For the light, fantastic trippers, None of them were there on time. Of the boys who dared to venture, Such a thoughtless, roguish game, How so long, they watched and waited, For the cab that never came. MON G the Seniors there exists, - - So ,tis said, A being like a hermit crab, SO itis said. He wears fine clothes and pretty bows, And wears his ikerchief where it shows, And parts his hair in equal rows; So atis said. 11. Once t9 a party he was ask7d, So 7tis said, And some fair damsel to escort, So ttis said. But she for him was caused to wait, While with himself he did debate, Until the hour had grown quite late; So atis said. 111. He kept the damsel waiting long, So itis said, For him until the hour was twelve, So itis said. Her silk and satin mice was lit; She walk,d the Hoor and could not site Her placid brow in anger knit; So 1tis said. 50 i235 gait. IV . He hates the girls, the ugly things I So itis said, His dogis portrait he carries hid, So ,tis said, Where other boys the picture place Of some old sweetheartts ruby face And in her features sweetness trace; So ttis said. V. So of his faults to set him right; So jtis said, A party once was to be giv7n, So ytis said, At Old Phi Gammais Hall, in Lent, An tt invite i, then to him was sent, But he on other tasks was bent; So ,tis said. VI. Tn the evening as he weutt So ,tis said, Otcr the campus to the store, So 'tis said, He was assaulted from the rear And bound with ropes which made him fear; But his assailants gave him cheer; So ,tis said; 268 . VII. And hurried him with quiek-step march, S0 7tis said, In haste 011 to his ladies, room, So itis said. They softly stood him in the hall; The ladies going to the bull Beheld a sight which did appall; So itis said. VIII. A grim man standing in the hall, So ,tis said, They got a light in trembling fright, S0 itis said, And found Poor Kibbie frightened so, His own dear name he did not know- Embarrassment his face did show- So ytis said. IX. They took the ropes and turned him loose; SO Jtis said, And made him promise he would go, So jtis said, With Miss Applegate t0 the dance. He looks aside and with a glance I Accepts this prolfer, as tt last chance.H So they went, XVhen he was sent, So ,tis said. Elie aaffetg IBM. c411 tEowQ 5min; gooem. ONELY and sad to-night Is the girl in the gallery; Her heart no more is light As She glances wistfully 0n the merry throng below. Her soft, blue, tender eyes, Refiecting summer skies, Reveal her hidden woe. Over the railing, 110W and then, She looks with iiusthd cheek; Thinking i: It might have 136611; And all her actions speak Louder, by far, than words. ,Tis more than she can bear; The youths and maidens there, Happy as little birds. IBEX V01. Cheer up, 0 gentle maid Put on thy sweetest smile, And be not eter dismayed 01' sick at heart, the while Thy fondest joys await. Mild spring is drawing near, then each wee birdie dear W ili find it loving mate. 269 tr' i 5mg a gong of gamma. Sing a song of Sixpence, Pocket full of bills, Some from Merryweathel'h XVhei'e we go against 0111' wills. Some from Cooper Brothers, For Mount Meridian drives, XVhere we take the sweetest Hco-eds, W dve met in all our lives. 77 Some from Cannon and Sandy For trousers creased and new, For one must. have a little style; NthLt can a fellow do ? Some from Walter Allenis: That jolly little store, XVhei'e, when you ask one fellow in, You treat a dozen more. Some from J . K. Langdon7s, For text-books and yellow-bucks, J udgc, , Truth mid Life, with which Our weary minds relax. Sing a song of Sixpence, Hearts weighed down with woe; T hat home, to kind 01d governors, This same old song must go. 1. Nine by the clock, and all is still 61HE Winter night is clamp and chill ; 0 Save in you lonely college tower The deep-voieed bell that calls the hour And shivers into silence there. Along the narrow, quiet street N0 passing forms 01' sounding feet, And gloom is settling everywhere. And, now within, my fears all lied; T0 slaughter tlike a. lamm Ilm led. For what a vision meets my eyes, As suddenly, with great surprise, Mid twenty maids I meekly sit. Yes, twenty smiling maids, in truth, And I the only mortal youth In that fair company, as yet ! Vi. But soon there came a tranquil peace; My throbbing heart was at its ease ; Elen as a captive bird doth sing And warble like a happy thing When grown familiar with its cell, So I, with Sportive tongue, did quite Conceal my heart, and all, that night XVent happy as a marriage bell. IV. Qt QIocfum II. Alone I wander t0 and fro, And watch the gratets glad, ruddy glow, But see not yet the merry throng ' Of maids and youth for which so long With weary steps Pve vainly sought. A thousand watchful, starry eyes With glee are sparkling in the skies, But all of these avail me naught. VII- But pleasures do not last for aye, And birds at last will fly away, So I, ere long, arose with pain, Sang lingh'ingly my tt lost 7, refrain, And bade farewell to that happy place. Then rang gay laughter long and loud, Then Slipt the moon behind a cloud, To hide the grin upon her face. 270 III. But hark! what souncl is this I hear, That comes like music to the ear ? Ah, ,tis the sound of laughter falling, Fair sirensi voices sweetly calling, And nearer am I swiftly drawn. I gain the shining portals fair, Where stand two merry maids, as fair And gentle as the breath of dawn Ah, never did my soul before Or since that fateful night long more To see one of my kind; in tum My lamb was sheepish; thoughts that burn Were in my mind awakening. ttA lion I, within the fold7 A wily Claudius 01 old, Within this sacred gath ering. VIII. The stars did dance with wild delight Upon the ebon floors of night; The wakeful cock crew loud, and all The goblins held high carnival. Old Time elen stopped to laugh in glee, As, like a guilty thing, I stept Within another door, and crept Among the festive company. NIGHT WANDERER. to file tBear cEorm Econ I. ENTRANCE clear, Thou Dorm door rear I So rustic and moss grown By years that long have flown; then boys were here And maids of old, And thro, thee sought escape, W hen hours were growing late. II. On balmy night then stars were bright And lightly smiled the moon, And hearts were lead to it spoonlt And linger long, Until the doors At half-past ten were closed, And we were indisposed ; III. And when we came, And to our shame, W'ould face the matron bold, Thus to receive her scold, W'e lingered long Upon the steps And lastly turned to thee . With hearts oier-come with glee IV. To find unlocked, Our way unstopped For entrance to the Hall, W'ithout the matr0n7s call. We kissed again U pen the steps And parted, 0 so soon 3 She skipping to her room. V. 0 entrance dear, We love the cheer Which 0ft we found in thee. 0 could our eyes but see The eager lads, Who night by night Upon thy steps do wave A last good-night away. Vi. Thy stone steps 001d, Thy facing old, Light feet upon thy sills, Give sweeter sound than trills From music school, 01' wurbling bird Upon an ancient oak, then we are early 7woke. VII. 0 still remain In heat and min, For other lads to cheer, When we are gone from here. Give them entrance, When out too late, And let them find a way The matronis squelch to stay. 271 Wilaf'z in a Qiisa? it Whatls in a kiss? ti The girls they ask; lt VVhatis in a kiss ? l, they say; And with a sigh, They wonder why J im quickly turned away. H e begged again, And tried again, Meanwhile, his love was Heatinl; He tried to smack, She turned her back, He thus again was beaten. She turns her eyes A gain on him, He turns his one on her; She looks at J im, And says to him, ii Desist your meanness, sir! ,1 He makes a move, And then a dive, And 10 I a smack is heard; And some one near Was caused to hear, And wonder what they heard. For she had raised Her pretty hand, In self-protection true, And struck him quick Right on the cheek, And left his eye most blue. And if you ask, VVhatis in a kiss, Our Jim will say, tt A smack ! ll But others near, Who overhear, They sure will say, it A whack I i, Bid me adoo and left her 010 mother; Gone off alone and. so fm- away, With nuther a friend ur a brother. SENT her ter skule; yes, sent her away; I tholt fur a while Id be happy, When able to send her away; But somehow er 7nuther Pm lonely, Andmhev been fur nearly all day. I ought to know better then worry 7Bout my daulter a leavinl her ma, Fur shels thur wherl the teachers will watch her, Sheis off to thet skule at De Pauw. They say thet up thur thur is preachers A livin7 in most every house, AIY what few thur is that ninlt married Are Shy as a deer er a mouse. An; shud she get homesick anl lonely, Theylll be teddy t0 kumfurt an7 cheer, So since she7s ,mongst them good preachers, Ilis better then if she wuz here. Our Qaugtim. They say thur onot wuz some lawyers, Thet lounged around chapel and ball, An7 yelled an, hollered anl hooted, Alf some uv lem played at foot-ball. Now since things round there iz quiet, Alf lawyers iz skattcrod mi gone, An, thurls nothin7 much lef, but the preachers, Marylll be safe thur alone. When she left home I jisj tole her One thing, ll I donlt want ter heel' UV 110 lovesioknoss ner courtin7 UV any them fellers up thur? Fer Mary iz purty inf hansum, Alf looks ruther neat, and is shy; A11a some uv ,em will be observinl, Anl castinl bout a sheepls eye. So I tole her ter allus remember, A117 think uv what father had sed, ll Thet puppy-love dudes and the mashers Are known by the size uv thcr headW 272 An1 some thet do look so becomin7 AilRt good an, true az her John, So I told her not ter forgit him, But rite ter him While she was gona ll Fur thurls hardly a Methody preacher Could ever be better ter you Then J ohn, whold give life er his money Ter do What y0u7d want him ter C10. So when she hez gone throol the college, Alf comes home, diplomy in haul, I want her ter settle in cuml'urt With John, on his acres of 15ml. Fur I believe in skulin7 fer farmers, Alf skulin, fer all uv thur wives, A11: if thet was done 7tw0uld be better, Anl more would lead happy lives. So, knowinj shels jis7 like her mother, Pm Willinl tei' trust her away, Anl my prayers will asend fer my daulter, By nite az well FLZ by day ELMER Q. LOOKYEAR, Law W3- Ebe NE night when all the town was dead And men their aftermath had shed; then all the students sluiubering lay And dreamed of Tanrn-hoom-rle-aye, 01' Sweet Marie, or Peacock Pete, 01- of some hoopsy-poopsy sweet; When all the Profs with bugging eyes Dreamed Midway shows in Paradise, Of how they walked the golden streets, Drank orange ooze and juice Of beets, Or how upon a camells back They rushed around a. circus track, And rode upon the Ferris Wheel, And ended with that u Stomach Reel; 011 such a night the Brownies came To pay respects to social fame At old De Pauw; for Eastern schools They claim are full of Eastern fools tho think that Western brains are airs And would insist that brains are hairs. Of course the Yankees trouble is, The Brownies say, in his own phiz, Which turns a brain of decent bore Into a gimlet puncheno more. DePauw had thus by her renewn Induced these people to her town, An eliin crowd 011 learning bent, But not invited, neither sent. Before the moon had cleared the tower, Before the clock tolled twelve the hour, In throngs they came from everywhere And gravely wandered here and there. rowniegeeat Ea mauve. tt I am surprisedfl one Brownie said; tt This campus quite befogs my head. Tm. 11- run hu-IQ. What sort of crop is this pale green ? Not sprouting rye, nor oats, I ween ? ,1 tt NO,,, spake a Southern Brownie hold, This is a rice swamp, I am told, And these uncertain cinder rows Is where the irrigation goes. Another group, no less inclined To be inquisitive, were lined About a huge, misshapen stone, And guessed that maybe it alone, Because it burrowed in the ground 273 And graced not a foundation sound, Had slovenly been left to lie And wallow in a muddy sty. This surely is no ornamentxi Said all just as a Brownie bent And read to the astonished crowd The famous epitaph aloud: Columbian Boulder? but he stopped, For every Brownie screamed and hopped. They waved their arms and sprung upon This great and good memorial stone, And gave three rousing ch eers for all On this half of our mundane bull. So great the spell was wont to grow, They did not feel disposed to go Till all had helped a. Hag to raise In token of their countryls praise. 7. NOW, When such outdoor sports as these No longer seemed inclined to please, They all assembled in the halls, thich echoed back their mirthful calls, And opened every secret door, Examined ceiling, walls and floor tFor they have keys of every kind To turn whatever lock they findl. And yet they did not scramble round, Nor hasten on at every sound, But took their time and took a plan And thoroughly looked up each man cho taught the various subjects, so That thus their standing they might know. Says Brownie, one, With arms akim tFor all the rest looked up to him i, tt They say this school has talent here, That few excel and few are peer, That her alumni have a name, For instance, Dr. Ridpathhs fame, And that the student body, too, Know just the proper thing to do. But then 1tins seldom men are found From top to toe completely sound; And there are rumors, I have heard, Which, though they seem a. bit absurd, Are very nearly up to date; So let us these investigate. Now everyone was much i111preesed, And silently pulled down his vest, And stroked his chin quite solemnly, That such a thing should ever be. However, it is meet to say That Brownies are in temper, gay; And When they are not thus inclined, They have a very searching mind. SO at their task they went With will, To either praise, or damn, or kill; They know no law but recompense, And know but two sides to a fence. And first of all into a room tProfessor Smyserlsx wrapped in gloom, They found access and lit the lights And searched for hints and marks and sights. They found his work to be well done, And not much evidence of fun; But one thing fell beneath their eyes, Which caused disgust at once to rise,- A pretty picture of himself, With hair as bonny as an elf, So femininely parted where It should have worn a manly air. It was not much; it was enough; t' Go way, they Bait , with sexless stuffy But now another lind is made; A coat is frantically displayed, And into every pocket goes The end of some sharp Brownie nose. At last, like foaming, uncorked beer, Out pops a babyls sucking gear, A toothing ring, a midnight smell Of colic on a. shirt frontewell, For once the tumult was suppressed, It proved too much for elen the best. But soon the flood of feeling broke; They screamed and pounded at the joke. And voted that this teacher be Excused from every penalty. 274 From this they stole into the den Where thunders Dr. Stephenson; And still some echoes lingered round Of that enormous Enyashing sound, Which had been made the day before And failed of exit through the door. Yet, all in all, his work was line, And all the Brownies did combine In compliments, but could not guess XVhy they Should find tt Hydraulic Presen And Stephenson blocked off in chalk, As though such monogram could talk. From here the sturdy leader led T0 Colonel lVeavelJS sign ahead, And, passing in, their feet did click Upon a floor of asphalt brick; And many were their wonderings At such contrasted furnishings; No fault the Brownies hoped to End. They peeped in front, they peeped behind;. And lo I they found a strange machine XVith map to regulate and clean; A lt windvo-meter was its name, To measure strength of mind, its claim. The more of wind and noise displayed, The higher the attendant grade; And all the Brownies thought its use A11 insult and a real abuse; But all else proved to be in place, W'hich helped their incense to displace. Up-stairs they now in order tiled, And Latin padlocks soon beguilcd. So quick the realm of Dr. Post lVas opened, that a Latin ghost Fled, horrified that living souls Should dare to startle Latin ghouls. But Brownies are not soon dismayed,. And wondrous courage now displayed; For when they once suspicion crime, Their heroism is sublime. No blood-hound ever struck a trail XVith greater skill, nondid they fail; From under books and tomes upturnedf ' p thich eien the dirty spiders spurned, Their awful search revealed at last A mummy, old, and dry, and ghaet, v Inscribed upon whose shriveled back ; KVas tt Isaac Dotey;H and a sack, Which hung about his ribs, unrolled, The frightful mystery 110w told. They took his stomach out, and 10 l It weighed ten pounds, nor could they know Until ytwee opened; then their eyes Beheld a row of cakes and pies, Marked tt Pan Hellenic,u and a tray Of Latin roots. Ki lTis clear, said they, ll This man has died of De-glu-stop, Induced by too much Latin chop. Therefore, the cook, they justly said, Sir Post, should hang until quite dead. g Then up another flight of steps The Brownies snampered like adepts, .. And here they found an entrance, too, And jeered and cronked at Swahlents zoo. They ridiculed old Zeusis pose, And tickled Aristotleis nose; They laughed hilariously when one Put to Heraclitue a pun, And volunteered to take his place XVhile he should go and wash his face. But all grew quiet as the dead, When he began to weep, and said That they might alwiiys wash and Wipe, And would be clean, but for that tt pipef, That filthy pipe, Which Ii heH was prone To smoke and puff when all alone. Then sympathizing Brownie eyes Looked sadly down in pained surprise, And one by one they filed outside, As men are wont to do when tried. The whole assemblage now betook Its way to Dr. Poucherls nook. They sprung the door with perfect ease, And then each sought himself to please. They opened up the secret vault Half-way, expecting to find fault, Some stolen funds or faulty hooks, Or other sorts of Christian crooks. But not an error could they Iind, Which made them of such jolly mind, That then and there a sum was lent To purchase him a Testament. But 10! this pleasant scene of glee Turned suddenly to misery, For as they crowded through the door Four Brownies fainted t0 the floor; f fun v-wmn hm ! T-JM m And such a stench did seem to rise, That all had panic-stricken eyes And would have fled, but duty lay 1n helping bear the sick away. Soon all recovered Wits and breath, Andt in the teeth of threatened death, They resolutely crept below 275 To seek the cause of all this woe. Now, had some Brownie claimed that hell Could rival such a baleful smell, Some would have disbelieved; but when They saw the explanation, then It did resolve itself to rot A boiling Senior in a pot; Twas Dr. Bakeris test-to Skim Phi Beta Kappa scum from him. But, as so often happens, though, The whole thing; proved a mess of crow. From here they elmnhered up the stair And made a rush for out-door air; And whilst they breathed the dewy night, They wandered t0 lVest College site. Then, hearing there a sizzling sound, They eircumscouted round and round. At last, they traced it to a shop, And found a case of lonesome pop, lVith an inscription on a card: tt Professor llaylorls Oil of Lnrd.'7 And here, also, within a box, l! They found a brace of fighting cocks; And deep beneath a hidden lid A portraiture of Captain Kidd. So rapidly do Brownies think, They passed around a knowing wink, And that the lesson might not spoil, They fed the pop some croton oil, Then gayly left to see what good Had ever come from Underwood. But when they came to force a way Into his sanctum, great delay lVas Caused by some impediment thich held the door as with cement. At last, in an impatient mood, The massive hinges they unscrewed, ?;o flie Qtfumni QBoufben If thou hudst speech, 0h mammoth stone And eouldst thy story tell; If we could hear thy voice intone And know what thee befell In ages past, in heat and cold, When man was but a child And dwelt in tent and shepherdis fold, In Climate soft and mild; W e,d learn a lesson far as great As thy stupendous size; Weld seek thy rocky leaves till late, Until the sun was high. But all thy leaves to us are sealed, XVe only look on thee,- A mammoth stone from out the held, A monument to be. They brought thee here three years ago With oxen and with chains, That year by year the young may know XVho hath to honor claims. SO in thy silence 0ft we read A story ever new, Of friendship true, of hearts that bleed For thoseewho are but few,- Who7ve wandered from the path of truth Our Alma Mater taught, Have failed in life and yea, forsooth, Have brought themselves to naught. Of noble hearts and noble minds Whom we do love as home, W hoivc carried truth to many elimes Wherever man doth roam. well look at thee with keener eye 278 And see the marks of age; How Father T 11116, as he passed by And turned his mouldy page, Did what his scythe and rest awhile Upon thy rugged crest. XVhile at thy foot, in solemn iile, Each year lays its bequest, They cannot turn thy changeleas coat, Eternal as the earth; The morning stars first struck their note When thou wast given birth, Amid the clash of planets old When time shall be no more, Thy end shall light the heavens bold, Then rocks shall be no more. chumni. To you who tread the dear old halls- Our Alma Mater makes no Show Of all she is to thee. You have not learned to love, Because you have not missed; And time and distance yet must prove How great the loss they bearl XVho go from her forever. 7Tis there we found our hearts, best friends7 Our fiercest battles winning. There truth revealed with shining brow W hatjs worth in life the gaining. And so, tho, deep in the world's hard task, We love, revere thee ever. Inspire, protect us to the last, Our own, our Alma Mater! C. E. S. B. $011k Qttaiba o' Qtufb QDe manna. I. III. v, :1 WNIE maids 0, auld De Pauw, 7Th0t muist of a1 we hae ye staw, Then, whzm afttimes wetre lane and eerie, W'iJ faces sweet and forms sae bmw, ,ThO, ye besiege and plunder 9N, Wham days are mirk and eauld and rh'earie, Mair fresh than den the dewy daw Wetll smile, and count the loss quite smw W hat milk, us feel sate unco cheerie? W hen birdies sing. For that ye gie. Our laughilf girls. Wherejer in this wide warl, we gae, We swear by yonder watchfuy moon, P faith, whzt draw us nearer Heaven, Weill lote ye: what mair can we say ? By 111m star that blinks aboon, And mak life sweet and wnrth the h'vin7 '? Naething ! tTis Site ! Our girls. II. IV. V11 W hen Autumn lcnts do turn and fa7, W ha is it, whzm we serenade, O bonie maids 0t auld De Pauw, When Spring time comes and farmers saw, Gie cakes sue sweet and brawly made? XVhan frae this place xveh'e gaen awah What if ye steal our hearts awa, ? Wha, help us bear out heavy lade? XVeUl think oh ye, sne fair and braw, It isna cruel. Our bonie girls. And sing tthmg SyneW Ye shouldlm hae alone the wyte, And, whan weh'e sairly hamesick aft, VVeJH tnk7 a cup oy kindness yet,- For it takes twat, at least, to light W ha heal us Wi, their glances saft? A health to yehand ne'er forget A duel. Our girls. Lang Syne. F. I. W. 279 A4 Obe fo fESe 51mins. e ' . HEN time rolls heavily and slow, When books are dull and spirits running low, When nil the world seems blue and sore cast down, And faces that we meet all wear a frown, I love to seek the cool and shady wood7 Where Nature ever smiles in joyous mood, And sit me down beneath some shady tree, To list the songs she sweetly sings to me. The sunshine coyly peeping through the trees, The dancing leaves, kissed by the passing breeze, The little bird that Opes his tiny throat, And from his happy soul pours forth his note, Filling the air with rapturous melodies, And over all the blue and tender skies, Are happy messengers. which fill the heart W ith deep and tender thoughts, that do impart A gentleness and beauty to our lives, Quiekoning the precious seed of Heaven, which thrives7 When moistened by the softtning dew of love And warmed by rays of kindness from above I pass along the winding path ; until i greet the bubbling Springs close by the hill- The one of sulphur water, 0001 and clear, The other iron, gently flowing near, And there they babble side by side, nlthd The streams that issue forth, and slowly flow, Coming from different sources far apart, Are separate as the riHs from which they start, Yielding at last, to man, their common good And happiest blessing in this shady wood-- Just as two men, by some mysterious fete ;- Altho, for years theywe e?er been separate, Working in distant fieldsioft meet at last, chen youth is gone and life is almost past, 011 common ground with humble heart to find The only end of life-to bless mankind. 281 0 ever-murmuring Spring, could we but hear The secrets that have fawn upon thine ear, Low-whispered by fond lovers, us they came To hear thy gentle babble 01' quench the iiame Of thirst from thy cool depths; couid we but see The souls that have drunk sweet repose from thee, W etd sit for hours to listen at thy side, Nor heed the moments as they swiftiy glide. But 10! upon the glassy waves I see, Mirrored in phantom shapes of mystery, A thousand faces of the years gone by, That come and go before the gazing eye; Silent I stand, when, solemnly and clear, The question falls upon my listening ear : it 0 where are they who once were wont to come, At eventicle, to this fond place? t7 Ah some Now drink from the tt pure and living fount that flows Fast hy the river of God? their sweet repose ; Others are bent with age and heavy care, Worn and weary with lifets unceasing wear. V Those happy ones who once were blithe and gay Are tottering on the graves dark edge today ; Singing their merry songs in days of yore, Their tuneful voices now are heard no more. Ah gently inurmuring Spring, thy waters Clear Yield not that boon which mortals hold most dear,- Perpetual youth,-ejewe1 that 11601' was bought, N01 Found ; tho7 0ft, ofyore 7twas madly sought; What though today we drink from thy cool stream, Tomorrow even, as in some direful dream, VVili find us by the wayside, old and worn, W ith parched lips, forsaken ztnd forlorn ; But thou, 0 Spring, the same7 shall babble on When we from this old earth are dead and gone ; Singing, in numbers sweet, the cheerful songs That thou hast sung to us, yet to the throngs, T hat, in the future years, shall come to thee ; Murmuring thy solemn straineEtemity! F. I. W. Qt Severe: of file future. W here boy and girl W ere in a whirl Upon these happy days; W hen love was young, And by them sung, Upon those days of May. - Nemerry Spring, l IVhen birdies sing : And lovers d0 adore, Orange blossoms, Apple blossoms, Bringzthe thoughts of yore. Love in secret Is infrequent; The boys they found it out. Then there were talks About our walks, Our love they talked about. ThereIs neler a spot Ilve eler forgot Around that college ground. For there, I say- Who7ll speak me nay ?- ,Twas there my love I found. Would gently speak Of those who meet Upon a moonlight night, By a stone wall, 01' Ladiesl Hall, Their love affairs to right? While oter the town We walked around With hearts so light and gay. We heard them say, h In some good way, The new Mirage, some day, As if it said Good things instead Of all those bitter things. My hate has gone, With all Ithe wrong It long has taken wings. Now here I stand, Ilfi'rage in hand, From 196 it came. I read. it now, W hile on my brow LoveIS sign is just the same, 282 The college ground we walked around, W ith both our hearts aglow. The breezes spoke When we awoke, And sought our love to show. And so it came, I took the blame; They scorched me to the quick. They hit me hard, Both seep and bard; They almost made me sick. I sought the Dorm At earl y morn Amid the flowers to walk; She took my arm, Her heart to charm, IVhile thus of love we talked. We heard them sneer To make us fear That something would be done. What did I care, Since love I share, And her dear heart Pd won ? But now ,tis past7 It went so fast, I almost wish again That I could speak Those happy weeks Into my life again. And now I love All things above This book to me so clear. It calls to mind T hose good old times When college days were here. QC $ate'weff fo Qtfma Witt. LMA Mater, mother dear, Farewell, a long farewell to thee! Thoh yet awhile Pd tarry here, The Shadowy future calls to me. II. Full many a lesson thou hast taught Of'justice, beauty and Oftruth; Full many a, kind deed thou hast wrought e To guide my weak and wavering youth. III. XVhen first I came beneath thy care Pride ruled my young and giddy heart, But now Pve learned :L humbler air And bow to thee before I part. Iv. Ah, let me take one lingering look, The look that kindles manhooch flame; Then bravely shall I close the book 0f college days, and with thy name v. Resounding in my listhling ears, P11 face the clamor 0f the world, Nor heed the wiles of coming years, Nor feel the darts of Satan hurled. VI. Sisters and brothers are at play, A precept 110V and then from thee, And then we part, each on his way Toward the dun shores of Eternlty. VII. Perhaps again well Chance to meet At some remote and distant day, Or hear each other's vmces sweet, T1107 very fumt and far away. VIII. Ah, yes, but 110701' again to he Eufolded in thy warm embrace, To feel th y heart throb steadlly, AS happy hours roll on apace. IX. .0 Yes, all whom I have known and loved W ithin these four, swift-fieeting years Shall from my soul be far removed As youthful gaiety from tears. X. The College halls, the Campus green, And all that daily met my eyes, Shall be but one sweet, happy dream, Replete with fading memories. XI. So, mother kind, farewell to thee! Thou who hast been my light and life; The strength Which thou hast given me Shall fit me for the coming strife. XII. 07 may i nder betray my trust In idleness and sinful ways7 And leave my soul in gloom to rust, While sw1ltly pass the sunny days. XIII. May all which thou hast given me For needful men and good be spent; Then shall ,I. live, at last to see Thy fendest benedictions sent. XIV. And when my light is burning low, And Llfehs great book, at last, I close, 1,11 turn my weary eyes to thee, Then shut them in a sweet repose. F. I. W. THE END. Elbvertisements. figb ianap oliwouewffio mmerce. LL the 01d landmarks in Book-Keeping wiped out at the International Mid- m Winter Fair in California, where the Ellis System secured all First Awards Telephone 1528. Address, h Manager. Northwestern against all the text book methods in the country. ii Actual Business from Start to Finish? Students armed with experience instead of theory. 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OCT. 28 C0rbelt unable to be brought home. OCT. 30 Miss XVoncs brings down lhc: house !, 211 the risk of Prof, Smyser's life. OCT. 31 lIalIoweyen night; Goblins abroad. Phi Psi-Kappa party at Phi Psi House. ; Stonewall ,, fully occupied. Nov. 1 1 11i Delts entertain friends in honor of Gen. J. W. Foster. xii THE MEDICAL COLLEGE OF INDIANA Session of 1895: 96. FACULTY. HENRY JAMESON. M. D-v Professor of Principles and Practice of Medicine and Clinical Medicine. JOSEPH W. MARSEE. M. D.. DEAN, Professor uf Surgery, Clinical and Orthopedic Surgery. EDWARD F. HODGES. A. M.. M. D., Professor of Obstetrics. PHILIP S. BAKER, A. M. M. D. Professor of Chemistry, Toxicology and Medical jurisprudence. FRANK A. MORRISON. M. D., Professor of Physinlogy and Histology. JOHN H. OLIVER. M. D.. TREASURER. Professor of Anatomy and Minor Surgery. ERNEST C. REYER, M. D.. Professor of Materia Median and Therapeutics. EVAN HADLEY, M. 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Ruick and Kuykendall taken home by friends lo avoid the clutches of police. Attempt to sell the '1 hanksgiving game. Dr. Duvall says his ethics class reminds him of a bump on a log. XV IggALLEY BROTHERS ii NOTEr1WC make a Specialty 0f Commencement 0r Party Suits. 7,4 MERCHANT TAILORS No. 5 NORTH MERIDIAN STREET, .. .. Indianapolis, ind. .. Fine .. , merchant Tailoring :1; MEN S and Ready made dj elotbiw. 6; WEAR Furnishings, Hats, 6; shoes Trunks 6; CO M PLETE 99SQ$$9$ Ford 5 Overstreet, Sixth and Main, F.50. TERRE HAUTE. HUNTS', THE FLORISTS. 0411 Orders for C ut Flowers Filled rPromptlyn .. .. .. .. 28 SOUTH SEVENTH STREET, Telephone 349 .4 IeI'Pe Haute, Ind. Nov.131Fiis-t lecture of V. M C A. comsc by Hannibal W illiams 011 Henry IV. Students continue to invest hem 11y at Book Auction. Nov.14-D1.Duvall delivms his 19611111: 011 Ihe Ieifect Realization of Happiness1a possibiliiy. NOV. lsvaCollege boys iand some gi1lsi turn 0111 m mam to greet the Hi lIemy Minsnel Co. N011.16-C olleges of state plotesl ag linst 3111161; 11. A. Gaime. GREAT ROCK ISLAND ROUTE TO THE WEST. I BEST DINIHG-CAR SERVICE I THE WORLD. The ROCK ISLAND is foremost in adopting any advantage calculated to improve speed and give that luxury, safety and comfort that popular patronage demands. Its equipment is thoroughly complete, with vcstibuled trains, magnificent diningmars, sleepers and their chair coaches, all the most elegant and of recently improved pattems. Faithful and capable management and polite, honest service from employes are important items. They are a double duty-to the company and to travelerseand it is sometimes a. task difficult of accomplishment. Passengers 011 this line will hnd little cause for complaint on that ground. A very popular train on the Chicago, Rock Island and Pacific Railway leaves Chicago daily at 10 11. M. It is called THE BIG FIVEW is only one day out, and passengers arrive at Denver, Pueblo or Colorado Springs early the second morning. The Rock Island has become a popular Colorado line, and the train above referred to is vestibuled and carries the Rock Island's excellent dining car service. For full particulars as to tickets, maps, rates, apply to any coupon ticket office in the United States, Canada or Mexico, or address W. H. TRUESD44LE, JOHN SEBASTlIAN, General Alanager, CHICAGO, ILL. Gen t1 Ticket; and Pass. Agent, CHICAGO, ILL. NOV. I7MGeneral Coxey's army attend V M. C. A. lunch at Dorm. Nov. ISeMiss Wilde entertains guests at Damall House with tt Missionary Story? NOV. Ig-Owen is rung out of the Darnall Housu for lolh time. Nov. zoeA Freshman is mistaken for the head of the Department of English by one of the College Presidents. xvii THE FQSWHQN mnmhim m Wonderful differencb between the ordinary make and ...... Our High Art Tailoring Superb Fitting 1S our Specialty. ...... The Latest Novelties in Imported Suiting are shown. No. 6 East Washington St. GREENCASTLE, IND. A. G LESTER. .. .. .. ng m? :;;;;g;ig;;j 131337;:- .. .. CALL ON .. .. NICHOLSON cQ SONS, IIBh EAST MAIN STREET. CRAVVFORDSVILLE, IND. NOV. zh-First day of the annual convention of Presidents of the Methodist Colleges. Stephenson, Underwood and Smyser scat themselves with the Presidents ml the ruslrum. Nov. 22-Visiting Presidents entertain the student body at Chapel. Nov. 23-Takasugi has a serious attack ofhysterics in HSemf' D11 Dumll lectures on Hllomc Li.c oI'Lhc FamilyJ7 Nov. 24-Regular meeting of Equistrinn CIuh from 1:30 10 4:30 P. M. xvhi THE o. m veiling WiSConS'm Compamg, WE MAKE A SPECIALTY OF PRINTING 604w; mum AND CATALOGUES OF EVERY DESCRIPTION. MILWAUKEE, WIS- Among the College Annuals recently issued from our press are the following: . WISCONSIN UNIVERSITY 1lBADGER. BELOIT COLLEGE ll CODEX. LAWRENCE UNIVERSITY COLUMBIAN SOUVENIR. LAKE FOREST UNIVERSITY h FORESTER? UNIVERSITY OF ILLINOIS ILIJO. DE PAUW UNIVERSITY lGREENCASTLE, INDJ llMIRAGE, WABASH COLLEGE lCRAWFORDSVILLE, INDJ ll OUIATENONJl WHEN writing for estimates, state size of pages, number of pages, quality and weight of paper, number of pages of text, number of pages of half tones or other full page illustrations, advertisements, etch, style of binding, and we will submit a bound lldummy with estimate of cost. Our system of handling Annuals for Colleges at a distance is so simple, it is no more trouble to transact your business with us here in Milwaukee, than it would be were we located in your own city. PRINTING DEPARTHENT, THE EVENING WISCONSIN COMPANY. Nov. 26-Dr. Stephensonls class unanimously agree that humanity is at present favorably disposed toward Turkele NOV. 27-Kibbie isfon'td to Fill an engagement with Miss Aw. Nov. zSoDowden, en route to Bluffton, becomes so entranced by a young lady that he forgets his baggage. Such, Sammie is the way of this big, wicked world. Ho! Ho! for Bartow's Laundry Laaundry called for and returned to your rooms promptly. Satisfaction guaranteed Mending and laundry bags free. For Saleylo,000 Baths. at 12V?! Cents Each! No fakel Want to make room for Summer rash! All persons sending card with name and address to E. C. L. Bartow, betWeen now and Sept. 10, 05, Will receiVe a Useful and yamable gift. 15 East Walnut Street. EQUIQLEEr: WM. HASPEL. GREENCASTLE, IND. The Harmless MN WiDEALER mgl... Maqicalcuref Headache, Neuralgia and Rheumatism. IFTCSb and Cured A Specific for Neuralgia and Pains of all kinds in all parts of the body. Ask your druggist for it. Prepared only by the H MeAts u SATISFACTION E C GUARANTEED. UREKPK 1' kEDlCAL 0., 305 w. Washington St. South Bend. Indiana. Northwest Comer Square. GREENCfXSTLE. IND. Nov. 30-Marlutt is again fired from the Harris House. DEC. I-Cook lms visions of Christmas candy. DEC. 3-Prof. Roche, Hypnotist Supreme, comes to town. D150. 4-Large attendance Of students and faculty at hypnotic show. Johnson milks Whe same old red cow. DEC. 6-U Hypnotismu discussed i'u all the recitations. XX PERFECT SUCCESS As 11 10116111113ei1h01'i11 the pulpit 01' 51111101- 1'00111, 1111111111115 almost 1111111'1111' 111. 11111;:- 110111: eithusiusm, 1111111111111 111111111'111111'SN 111111 1'1111I111111 1111'11 1111' 1111.1 work. '1111115'11 1155111111111 11111111111111111'11 11111'11'11111111111111 by any 111' 11111 01111111311111; 1'11sulfs 111 1111 111'111- 1111110115 systmn. 111x011 D1'. Mi111s R11- Rev. 1. V. McCARTY, Wabash, Ind. 111111111111111 111111 811111111111 N1'1'1'i1111 1111111511115 food for 111111ish1111 nerves; renews strengthens, 111111 imparts 111111' vigor 111111 energy 10 every 111111: 111 11111 systom. 1101'. 1. V. McCarty, of 11211111511, 11111., 11-1'it11s January 30111, 1895: H1'1'101' 111 111141; 0011113111 11111111 1 1191:1111 11111, 11511 111' D1'. MilcsV Nervine 111111 Nerve 111111 Liver Pills, I was almost 1111 111111111, 11111111111 and physical wreck. 111111 1' seriously 1:011- 1e111111111i11g resigning 111V DEINiOI'HiU 111' 11111 1111'st U. 11.111111'1-11 in this citv But now I 11111 11011111111111111 1111 0x13111111111g11' 111111111' 1111111. 111111 with 1111111111111 1111111111 1 111111 11111111111. 111 11111 1.1111111 joy 01' 1111' 11111111110111: friends 111111 1111011111. La Grippe is Welenown As 11111 11is1111se 11'11111'11 11111 11111111111 is 11111011 1111' slx months after 1'111'01'111'1'. Mr. . 1V. Hilton, 01: Lnuisvillu, K12. 11'1111111' 1 1 11111111 11111, 111 1111' 111111 fur 111111' 1111111111s. known :15 $121111 11.111111 of 11111 Mutual Life 1113111'11111'11 13111111111111'. 11'1'i11-n' .31111111111 2211 18.1.1: 11A 5111101111 1111111511 111' I111 Grimm 111 18901-1111- 1 111111 11111 5111111 1111' 11111111 1111111 111'11 ll1111111lN 1'x1'11pl by 11111 11.111 or 11:11'1-111111s 111111 $111111 ' 11111,1r111'11 1111- 1111 111.11. My 1111-, 11'11111 111, 111111 1 was 0111,1' conscious 111' 111111311 111111111I1 11'1111111111ss. agonizing bodily 1111111. 111111 1111: 1111-1 111111 was 1.11'11111111111' growing 1111111111: 1 111111111111111'1111 using 111'. 11111-1 R11: s1m'11111'11 N111'1'11111, 1I111l in 01111 1111mlh's 1111111 11113 0111911. 1111's. 1711111111 5111111111111 I'm 1 s11,- 1 11111 11111'1'011s 11'111I11111s fm' 111111111111 ' ' '5. 111111 111111 11111111 11111111111 111' s111'1111'11 11111'. 11 11-: 11111111 11111 11111111111. 8111111111 111111 11111 51111111111 111111 11-111'1111 11111. 111111 1'011111111111'1111 using: 111 111111 is '111111' 111 11x1'111111111 1111111111. Milos' N111'1'11111 in 11111, house 1111 11111 1111111, 111111 11'011111 11111 1111 withnul 11.111's.H111011, 11s 11'1111 11s 1111s11lf.f11111 it 11 111111' we owe 10 11111111111111 101'111-0111111111111 11. 1' 1V0 11111111 111'. Mrs. D. W. HILTON, Louisvllle, Ky. ' D1: Milvs' Norvine is 811111 111' 1111 111111.;- gists 1111 11111. 1111511111 11:11:1'111111111 111111 11111 first. 111111111 will 11111111111, 111' 1111111111' 11'111 1111 11111111111111. 11111:. DEC. S-J 11111013 defeat Sophomores at football; score, 6-0. xxi 1.11 Hines last seen with it. 71111111121 does the Professor up, after which they wilnexs :1 1001111111 game from :1 1171110011. DEC. 91Univc1'sity sermon delivered by Dr, '1 DEC. 101Cl1urch loses his '1H111'var11 SWGEIICI'H and offers $15.00 reward. 31111011. EMWM 53$; Carpets, Drapings, Wall Paper. Furniture. 7 and 9 East Washington Street, INDIANAPOLIS, IND. A Special Large Line of Bric-a-Brac, Cut Glass, Porcelain, etc., for Wedding and Graduation Presents. ORDERS BY MAIL RECEIVE SPECIAL ATTENTION. 56ng, DEC. Il-'97 squelchcd 111 Chapel for swearing. INDIANAPOLIS, IND. 20 East Washington St. DEC. 13 Church, Cooper Ellld Schnepp form the HGrenL L8 l riumvimth THE GREENCASTLE DEMOCRAT, H. B. ESL CHAS. L. MARTIN, Editors and Proprietors. IT PRINTS THE NEWS. jOB PRINTING OF ALL KINDS. Office in DEMOCRAT BUILDING, northwest corner Public Square, GREENCASTLE, IND. DEC. Iz-Kibbic, Church, Cooper and Schnepp graciously assist the 12:30 Club in scrcnnding the Alpha Phis. 'DICC. 15 Xanker calls on the Alpha PlliS hufore unending Them party. DEC. l7 Dug rlghl at Phi Gam Hall. xxii Latest in Hats, Shirts, Neckwear, gzaafwvegh f -' Up-tb-date Styles in Cut and Fabric. WW Underwear, Etc, also complete line Of Bicycle Goods. Jfaat. 69f 3 W. WaWn-ytan 645., jndianccfzwaa. . 9 mmM; 8maa., Sherman s 59 South Illinois Street, 8a: g z 6 a, Cafe, Under Grand Hotel. 42 E z I E. E. SHERMAN, Proprietor, Meals, 25 cents. . Baggage checked free of Charge. 0944f ghwt:6eM$ 6W; Km Moe 666?. Open all night. DISC. xgy-Scotten escorts lady friend to the depot and forgets that he wishes to go himself. DEC. zthenior Party. Maidens become desperate in vain attempt to emice the obstinate youths under the mistletoe. DEC. ZIhSludeuts go home for vacation. DEC, zzhlloliday recess begins. xxiii H. T. SCORCHERS ANY HEIGHT OF FRAME. WEIGHTS FROM 18 TO 24 LBS. Marion Wood Rims; WE HAVE LOTS OF GOOD AGENTS. WE WANT MORE. Ch erry Rims . :u OUR CHERRY FINISH ' IS A SELLER! 513R LABIES, WHEEL: irNiciHERRY FHvisi . AND CHERRY RIMS IS JUST THE . . . SWEETESTTHINGVON EARTHW. MARION wooo RIMS SEND FOR A CATALOGUE. Marion Clyde 60., MARION, IND. JAN. 7tHoliday recess ends. JAN. 8-Mitchell and I'Iamrick start for Gfeencastle via Indianapolis. Time three days. JAN. g-Miss Spann introduces Dress Reform. JAN. Io-First Mirage meeting for 1895. AN. 11 Seniors meet to decide whether or not , 6 ma issue a Mira e. Smith visits Mt. Meriden with Miss Brownfield and encounters serious dimculties. 9 y g . xxiv WU??? $3.? ESE? 53?? EEE? mg? $43579; 5351: 559E231: 12$? $73: LYON B A C K Fromatrip Q$$E$EEQ3 over the MONON ROUTE ,. x2: ,. solid vestibuled trains Daily, heated by steam, illumilwni-ZTKE ed by Piutsch light, U BETWEEN GHIGAGD INDIANAPOLIS CINCINNATI LOUISVILLE And the SOUTH. 5:38Q raw Baa CaQ $18 $$$$$g9m$$$$$$g$$gg Only line to West Baden and French Lick Springs The Carlsbad of America. W. II. McDoel, Frank J. Reed, V. P. and Gen. Mgr. Gen. Puss. Agt. CITY TICKET OFFICE. 232 CLARK STREET, CHICAGO. g5 EEWCEE Hmmwmww xgw El mwmwmww '8 g JAN. 12 Events frozen up. JAN. I3 Editm- of Ram s Horn,y addresses students. . . IAN. I -Primarv debate held, sudl disa u minted. S iendid victor' for 6. Mr. Gavin and Miss Finch 11 met on their lri to Bnlnbrld re. . 4 . 95 Y .11 I , E, 9. . . . 1 l, 2: JAN. I5-Betas go on a MQNU dnve. Johnson hypnotlzes Mlss Coflm on senior sleigh ndc ,95 slelghs the rlears. , XXV MASSACHUSETTS , l-tE Institute offers four year courses in Civil, -: Mechanical, Mining, Electrical, Chemical and INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY, BOSTON, :;;, Sanitary-Engineering, in Architecture, Metallurgy, TT Chemistry, Physics, Biology, Geology, in Naval Architecture, and in general studies. Special advantages are offered to college graduates. Catalogues and detailed Circulars of information will be sent free on application. FRANCIS A. WALKER, LL. D., H. W. TYLER, SECRETARY, PRESIDENT. 491 Boylston Street, BOSTON. DREKA ATH LETICS- Dontt fail to write when in want of athletic Fme Siatlonery and Engravmg House' i matts. We can furnish you any grade, at Y h t , m d 1 h' . . . 1121 0 es Wt Street P 'a e p 'a 61$? any prlce and on short notlce. Feather COLLEGE INVITATIONS t WEDDING INVITATlONS $21 pillows of all grades. Mattresses of every CLASS STATIONERY VISITING CARDS Eijfkk? . f- 1 . 1 . . t b d SOCIETY STATIONERY MONOGRAMS, ADDRESSES 5 vanety, 10m Pam CXCC 5101 0 ESt gra e COATS OF ARMS MENUS AND DINNER CARDS . haIr. All work guaranteed. STEEL PLATE ENGRAVING FOR COLLEGE ANNUALS I All work is executed in the eatublhhlnent under the personal supervision of Mr. I 'arlO l hatt re S Wor k Dreka, and only in the best manner. Unequalled facilities and long practical n S S, MARIO N , IN D. experience enable us to produce the newest styles and most artistic effects, while our reputation is a guarantee of the quality of the productions of this house. Heraldry and Genealogy a Specialty. JAN. IGM-Tohn La Hines goes sleighing and ties the lines around the whip in order to get warm. Miss P says he gut warm. JAN. ISTGrnce Birch was on time to her History recitation and the class adjourned in honor of it. JAN. IQTIJI'. Brown discusses Football. Mr. Noble Giotto Rogers informs the University that he is tt so d-m popular he has no time to slntlyY' Terrell and Gavin discuss the legality ofa five dollar 101mH before Cercle Francaiset XXVI Absolutely the Best Bicycle Made. Four Models. Strictly Up:t0:Date. 18 to 25 Pounds. o o .1 Prices $85.00 to $100.00. Light, Strong, Speedy, 0 O 0 Handsome. Buy a Modarch. O O O O O 0 Ride a Monarch and Keep in Front. You caWt Make a Mistake. Factory and Main Office, Lake and Halsted Streets, CHICAGO. Maw 6tf06e 1 , JAN. 2l -Frcnch play takes place at Beta. House. .IAN. 23-La Hines is caught in 111? act of lhjeying books from the Seminarmm by Dr. Stephenson. JAN. 24 I l1illippi-Philipe attempts to assassinate Junior Prep XVIlson and IS Interviewed by Dr. Hassell JAN. 25 SCl1nepp endeavors to add a brighter lustre to his brilliant record of January 14m, by talking Mirage. xxvii IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllllllllllllllllli; 1 When you want a New Bicycle, JIIIIIIIIIllIlllllllllllllllllllllllllL Sporting Goods. We Carry a Full Line of 1 Buy the They are Highest of High Grade, and Retail for $85.00. $$$$$$$$$ HAY 61 WILLITS MFG. CO., 70 N. Penn St., INDIANAPOLIS, INDIANA. ANTHONY WIEGAND, 838 to 844 N. Illinois Street, INDIaniPOLlS. IND. Gab Choice Cut Flowersa 11d F 1116 Cut F lower Work Out of Town Orders Given our Prompt Attention. Telephone 153. of Every Description, at Lowest Prices. OAKBALM Is the GEM of all Female Remedies, And Is the only Genuine Specific for the distressing complaints pe0 culiar to women. With it any lady can cure herself In the privacy of her own home. One Month's Treatment for $1.00. Sample and Treatise, Free. Dr. Hewson 61 C0., 501,12 MANUFACTURERS. p-South Bend, lnd., U. 5. A. 11131.260P1'0f I 011g1le11 selects his Victims 1'01 :11'61111cLi011 11f 111s classes. JAN. 2?L-Cl111rch, Upsml 111111 C 001161 visit 8010111165 in the interests 111 Mirage. H Oh Lord help me, he says. A TA F1111. Clmnues its 11211116 111 Jim Cuopex s f1'11 AN. 29'Scotten breaks hisO rule of 11cvcl praying 101' anything 11111111g111c History 1311, Just 111011 he found his pony and said, Never mind, Lo1'1l,I 111 all 1igl1t. P1'of.Stepl1enson defines personal for 111311th of Miss Morris. xxvili BUILT TO SATISFY. OUR FOLDING KODAKS are as good as cameras can be made. We dontt build them to compete with cheap goods, but for customers who want the best instrument that brains, experience and capital can produce. They embody every practical improvement; and are the best all the way throughebest lenses, best shutter, best material, best workmanshipebest everything. They are built to satisfy. Our catalogue describes them minutelyepostal gets it. THE ? 0F $. THERE IS NO CAMERA tt just as good as the Folding Kodak? but therets a next bestethe Folding Kodet. Not expensive, but up to date for all that. Simpler in construction than the Kodaks, but splendidly made and finished, and titted with high grade lenses. Adapted to roll fllm or glass platesejust the thing for those who want a practical instrument at low price. The 4 x 5 Kodets list from $10.00 to $20.00, and the 5 x 7 from $22.00 to $48.00. Y KODAKS and KODETS, $6.00 to $100.00. EASTMAA KODAK CO't 23 Styles and Sizes. Catalogue free. IQOOheSteI', N. Y. ' JAN. 30eDr. Underwood kills his Botany class. Senior conspiracy against Mimgelcomes to a wind 1117. JAN. 3IeChurCh and his aidrdcfcamps admit themselves defeated. Three seniors flunkcd in History. Kibbie taken to the country for interment. 191m. Ielrirht semester ends. FEL. SeHarry Langdon does Sammie Dowden out of a date. FEB. 7-Orators heard practicing 2111 over town. xxix HI do not like the fashion of your ga7'1716nts. -SHA KESPEARE, King Lear, Act 111., Scene 3. No wonder, that was before the time of Everyone can be pleased from our immense stock of THE BELL . g5: MENfS AND BOYS CLOTHING, For they are the best that experience, brains and money can buy. 93w ,,,1,'len?s, Furnishigg,.9m111,?n,t Needs no introduction. You will always find it brimful of New and Attractive Novelties. . . . . We are Sole Agents for the celebrated QUEEN CITY HAT. NuSout. No Smoke. NoDirt. The Cheapest 11nd Cleanest Furnace on Earth. Six to fourteen room houses heated perfectly nt 5111 annual cost of from $1000 to $25.00. TheBRYGEFURNACE The only self-feediug furnace for soft coal, and the best for hard coal and coke an earth. If you wish to save 50 per cent. of your uonl bills next. winter write to Kilbourne 6: Kilbourne Heating and Ventilating Engineers, Hot Water and Warm Air Heating. 7I9 MAIN ST TEBHE HAUTE. IND. Residence and Private Heating 21 Specialty. 191m. Si'fwcnlicth annual omlm'icul conlcst. Fun. 9 Miss Harrison 11ml Miss It Coffin hold song service at lJarImll house on dour 1, UICIIICS. FMS. IS-Duughcrly cmnfortsvllle wiuuwk litill'L. 19151:. Il W'ilczck Concert Company. Dishmg'7 ductt by Gilbert and Burlingmn frustralcs Kcnncy. xxx THE BELL, Clothiers and Furnisbers. L. L. LOUIS. Students, if you are looking for strictly upstOEdate g M: Dow: fail to givc us a call. LOUIS 6: HAYS, THE SHOE nEN. ALliENS DRUG STORE g - FOR A COMPLETE LINE OF ? l Sfationerxg, ViPerfumeSLToilef 35021ng a 93 Artigfy MateriaIS; T6ofh Bragbcs, Etc. ALBERT ALLEN, PROP. First honors won by '96 as usual. FEM. 10 McCulclmn returns to interview his constituents. Poyntcr lectures on farms in boLzmy class. $013911 .11 Qggadxf ngpan I41 and 143 Wabash Avenue, CHICAGO. hx QQITFHTS C Ma4o ACCORDED SPECIAL ATTENTION. XVRITE FOR CATALOGUE. Guns and Fishing Tackle. All Kinds Sporting Outfits. KODET AND KODAK CAMERAS AND PHOTOGRAI'HIC SUNDRIES. TRY THE THORSEN FOOT BALL NONE BETTER- Prompt Attention Given to Correspondents. 111411I6QSeveralj11nio1' prep gills assert that they would give anything to kiss Bentley jllSLOnCC.lXII.1'ly Iangdnn c11' 1111301165 :1 patty 01 gi1'1s t0 011111611. 111311.I7-F.1 161y11n11;'gocslo hearDr.101111-111'cach.11111.18111'119; Neal discovers 11111 $110 is breaking 110 conmmumnent in 1101'5l1ipi11g Ml. 1311111 3 116111111111 hail 101' there 15 nothing 11GC it 111 Heaven 1'1101'e,1101'i11 8211111 beneath, 1101' 111 the 11alc1's under 1110 1.111.111 Iim Cooper takes two girls to Athletic ConccrL lcwis and Lasalcr VisiL the girls 1001115 at l'fcifer House. xxxi bestablisw? '85: 6136 Mew york Etore, M INDIANAPOLIS, IND. GIRLS There are a thousand things you should know about our store. Perhaps you already know what a prestige we have won in the selling of DRESS GOODS, MILLINERY, h' - - c 1 s lerem not 0111 net: but IMPORTED WA SH GOODS, CLOAKS, and hm a hundred Wm t H g W 1 . y P , GLOVES, LA CBS, excellence and excluslveness of styles are 1mp0rtant factors. BOYS Why Pay $100 or even $85 for a Bicycle when THE SWAN ROAD RACER 010m better at any $ pried cost but $49.00 ? P ET'F I S D RY GO 0 D S C 0. Fine Carriages, Also a complete W m yea 19' , Miw 7 7 HAND-HADE lgm 0 ' W7 . ' Phaetons, Surreys, 3?; 7HEAW HARNESS. G 1? AST IND . . , 7 m ,,, R 4RNC LE, . carrlage Nolgljtle?9 Catalogues sent on application. Special attention given to Address, BIRDSELL MFG- CO, South Bend,lnd. FURNISHING AND FITTING SPECTACLES. THos. O,CONNEI.L., FwaBookwrl-wm BOOT MD SHOE MAKER, a FO':::::':::::S: , ,4 7, FIRST DOOR SOUTH OF BURKE S GROCERY' AND. m SHORT. FOR WHATEVER vou NEED, GO TOA Hand Sewed and Pegged Shoes made to order. None but firsbclass Ink. Pens, stock used. Headquarters for Students. Ladiey work a Specialty. Fraternity Stationeryyetc. Landes' Drug 5r BOOk Store. Vim. 2x Tcr1 cH robbed by burglars ml liulu Unusu. Kuykcndall climbs the Hbcnn polcf FEB. 22 Great De Pauw-I. U. Dclmlc. Viulory for thu Old Gold. jolliflcatinn and reception at Ludics' Hall. Thclns elaborately receive am I. U. sister at Col. Yeavcr s. 191m. 2371;00110, a walking arsenal, is prepm'ed against capture by 97. xxx1i THE MODEI w ARE THE LEADING CLOTHIERS, HATTERS AND GENT'S FURNISHERS In the city, and carry the largest stock. Here you can always depend on finding the very latest styles of the season at prices always the lowest. SPECIAL ATTENTION GIVEN TO MERCHANT TAILORING. WE GUARANTEE A HT ON ALL ORDERS OR NO SALE. F- A- 1-1 AV 5, PROP- CLEAN BATHSBWWO ACCOM:-CI:TING PORTER. Eh Q N at 1' O H a 1 1 1rOtel, M J EAINBRIDGE, IND. Special attention and quick service given to students, parties, picnics, etc. The GreencastleeBainbridge drive-the most beautiful in the country. Drive out and stop with us. GUS 6: JOE, STUDENTS BARBERS. JAMES RAGLAN, PROP. ELITE V was , COPYRIGHTED THED. A, kocw: FEB. zgeDr. Underwood delivers a parlor lecture before Alpha Phi and friends. ,98 boys enjoy a night ride at the expense 01 97. FEB. 24-Rev. john I u lliucs had an engagement to preach at Amo but remained here to practice 1mm. Dnrnall House too full. Helm presides at an overtlow meeting at Norton's. xxxiii CW2 photographer. advi. ca euaxym 3 r-wa- g Students will find it 'to their before having their work done elsewhere. Gallery, 12 and 14 E Washington St., over the Model Clothing Store. All work strictly firsbolass. interest to call Satisfaction guaranteed. Greendastle Steam Dye Works, Established 1885. 501 South Jackson Street, GREENCASTLE, IND. Ladies' and GentsJ Faded Suits. Overcoats. Wraps. Shawls. et0.. cleaned. dyed and rewflnished BY THE LATEST STEAM PROCESS. Binding and Repairing done. Special attention given to Dry and Chemlcal cleaning. Good work guaranteed. BELL. BROS., PROPS. 9D REFERENCES. 4 7F REV. E W LOWHORN. Laduga, lnd ELDER A. H. MORRIS, Greencastle, Ind. ELDER E. T. LAYNE. anon, Ind. Leb FIRST NATIONAL BAN K, Greencastlc. Ind. AGT. ADAMS EX CO.. Grgencastle, Ind. COL. C. C MATSON, Ex-Congressman, Greencastle,1nd. DR. J. P. D. JOHN, Pres. De Palm; University. DR. T. J. BASSET l', Princi al Prep. School, e Pauw Univershy. FEM. 25 As Jones enters Darnall House parlors C. Coflin sings: I. W. O'DANIELS, Cloverdale, Ind. J. W. WILSON, Hardware Dealer, Ladoga, Ind. M. J. BECKETT, Banner Times. Greencastle, Ind. , mmw xyiymw 54 .? vfggy gig 15; ; . jaumm ummillmmmmumwvnlnm JNO. 6. HEINL, Florist, Choice Cut Flowers and Design Work 25 No. 5th St, TERRE HAUTE, mo. ... My Specialty. My lovc's returned, Yes, my lovds rcturnedW F1615. 26 VIllc. U. Neal, in addllion 1011cr other charms, adds snake charming for the lucncm nf Hm Salvation Army. FEB. 27--Jack Kuykcmlnll arrives at an eight dclock recitation in French, five minutes before nine; Class greatly honored by this distinguished consideration.' xxxiv Turn Out The Most Stylish Rigs. The Best Transfer Line. , New Cabs for Weddings and Parties. Special Attention Given The Popular Livcrymen. t0 Picnics and Class Drives. Leave Orders for Bus at J. K. Langdon's. C6D Loyd Er Bivin, 118 South Indiana Avenue. The Most Complete and C. E. KERSHNER. Popular Restaurants W. H. KERSIINER. in the City. Kershnefs .. Restaurant, 62 North Pennsylvania Street. The Sherman ReStauranti KERSIINER BROS, 18 and 20 S. Meridian St. Proprietors. 9 FEB. 28-Seniors have their heads measured for class cnp9;avemge size pg. Richmond Straight Cut No. I Cigarettes. CIGARETTE SMOKERS, who are willing to pay a little more than Khe price charged for me oxdinary trade Cigarettes. will find THIS BRAND superior to all others. These Cigarettes are made from the brightesk. most delicately flavored and highest mst Gold Leai grown in Virginia. This is the Old and Original Brand of Straight Cut Cigarettes, and was brought out by us in the year 1875. Beware of lmitatlons, and observe thatthc firm name as lelow is on every package. ALLEN 5: GINTER. The American Tobacco Company, Successor, Flarufncturer, -.---.-----..RICHMOND, VIRGINIA. Miss Simms serves spiked tea at Theta House. MARCH I-VValler Allen reduced almost to bankruptcy by students borrowing dimes 10 get into the Salvation Army Concert. Party at nSig Hull. Reception by German C1111 . MARCH 2.-SCVCI'HI girls volunteer to jnin the Szllvaliml erx', l.ul arc mil 11ml lhurc in n wnrk XXXV tn do among certain gentlemen of the scninr class. - 3 81; Which gouican rem 1 Mmimgm 3 77;; citizens of mar Q9 being ever mindful ofthe excellent accommodarions afforded them ' thy the VAMDHM in way of frequent trains, Commodious and convenient station. low rates of rare and Tina equipment, besrow upon Hyatt line a Very large proportiog of tbqirpatronage WWW m: w trulghbe COHSldchd a part and parcel of ' , . . - CREW mLE. . $320? forggt miss fiwwhencgaveung to onafrom Hm pom Apply for Information to - In0.SAU0wling, Agent. h for tho;Geo.kli.E1rrin Ton- . fl , n . ,G'Qn?! 490 taTc'm Haulalnd. cmgncas Q I d MARCH 3-Miss Applegate. Miss Hurrisun and the. Hem fraternity escort Gene Shireman 10 the train when he leaves to be gone for three hours. MARCH 4-R0gers gets his hair cut. Everybody has pictures taken for Mirage. Jake Blake offers a dollar to Miss Maxwell if she would promise not to give away the fact that he called her Miss XVilsun. XXXVI t-AQ 75; CHICAGO, n.1,,, Sept.'16, 1893. W H Y N OT TAKE Dr. Killimrff CU.,Suuttha'Jnd. 1:1 DR. KILMEFPS GENTS: Of all the numerous Sure Headache cure Head-ache Cures in the market, ' none has given me such immediate JEEPEVBEXnufglgui; relief as yours. I cannot praise it DR. KILMER at co., highly enough as an instant relief Soul! Band: Ind- for brain-worqus. No suffgrbr 0f head-ache ought to be without Very respectfully yours, Dr. 0. GUNTHER. your Sure Head-achc Cure. h . . . . . HALL TOWN, M0,, March 14, 1894. Dr. ff'z'lmtr 6r Ca. GENTLEMEN: You may send me a supply of blottershyour Head-ache Cure is the best in the world in my opinion, and my patrons think so too. I shall send in an order for more in a short time; . Respectfully, w R. A. DOWNING. stemmwmwmwmwwwmw hMANUF'ACTLJRER OF FINE. GRA g9 COLLEGE FRATERNITY B DGES E9 2! :COLUMBUS, OHIO; EGAY 49?:ng ag Q. Qommereial H 0161, GREENCASTLE. mo. Centrally Located. ' Leading Hotel in the City. J- w- COOPER, PFOPHetOF- Special attention given to Stuiients and their friends. COOPER BROTHERS' Transfer and Diverg. In connection with Hotel. Special attention given to the accommodation of students C. B. COOPER. J. XV. COOPER, ,NIARCH Shlh'. John announces ILL chapel that several members of the Facul MARCH 67-31153 Applcgale, uccompamcd by Mr, Strousc, went to Indianapolis to see her mother before her departure tor a trip in Centr ly have secondwhand hats that they would be glad to sell at a small price. at America. Albert Smith purchases Dean Gobin's hat and appears on the campus. Mr. Culp gets a pair of shoes which exactly match his beautiful hair. xxxvii What an M. E. Minister's Wife Says: For 15 years I suffered with Prolapsus and other uterine troubles, and, tried different physicians, but could obtain no permanent relief until I tried Dr. Douglas, Famous Specihc, Hazeline, and l rejoice to say that it has com- pletely cured me. I gladly recommend this wonderful remedy to all of my amicted sisters. MRS. REV. O. M. DUNLEVY, Chillicothe, lllfieThis is but a sample of hun- dreds of grateful letters we have on file. For free sample address, THE HAZELlNE CO, Uncorporated.l SOUTH BEND, INDIANA. LATEST HOVELTIESJ Eadies and Gents DRESS e SHOES. G. Jfriebgen, 19 N. PENNSYLVANIA ST. between Odd Fellows Hall mui Pnst 017m. INDIANAPOLIS. FOR FINE TAILORING AT MODERATE PRICES, TRY NchLmHE mmgg Fit and Workmanship Guaranteed. Suits to order, $15.00 to $50.00. Pants to order, $4.00 to $14.00. Try us and you will be pleased. WICOLL, THE TAILOR, 33 and 35 South Iilinois St. INDIANAPOLIS. MARCH 7anculty attend chapel m mama. encounter Mrs. Mnnsheld at the door. MARCH 8-Catharine Cofhn starts to Indianapolis shopping with a valise full of Mr. Phillipsl letters, QWWRE Q: N EW EST STOCK, LOWEST PRICES. QNDERTQNNQO All Calls Promptly Attended. EAS'T SIDE. H ANNA, CLASS OF 85 Misses Wilson and W'amsley, in stealing out of the back door of thc ll Dorm ,l at II :00 07clock to meet Messrs. Blake and Church, Miss Gorham, in walking wilh Sammy Dowden, discovers at 11:30 that she is locked out Of the ll Dorm. MARCH g-lilmnk Lewis goes in Peiffer's t0 lmaxd. Reason obvious. xxxviii Rebuilt in 1893. 100 Suits with Bath. Capacity 300 Rooms. wullll- T. IJ- CULLEN, MANAGER. 'lllll' .uau 3391103 .10; sunnnbpaau Hilli- THE DENISON, 'ND'AT.$;O '5' MARCH 12 Ehe Folding Paper 150x QC. 112 AND 114 WEST JEFFERSON STREET, South Bend, Indiana. :32: Proprietors 0f the celebrated Filing System for use in the Purchasing Department. Quotations and Pamphlets easily med, quickly found: Very simple, very cheap. Adapted also for Law omces. Write for particulars. 92$ MAKERS OF FOLDING, SLIDE, FINE CANDY, PANT': SUIT, AND LAUNDRY CARTOONS AND MAILING TUBES. Elm making enquiries, please refer to this advertisement. MARCH 10-University sermon by Dr. Coultas. - ' ' . . hDr. Stephenson reminds the girls in the cloak room that his class in History is not especially Interested In thelr Pan Thygetanan costumes. Miss Gorham is again locked out of the h DormW MARCH x3-Glee Club Concert. xxxix G. W. COOPER. A. W. COOPER. Cooper Brosf HanWare 60., . RELIABLE DEALERS IN Stoves, R ge5 Tinware, C Hilary, 9wLaimwiwitwjisyvglagkk 1315110135, rBicycle Supplies, efc. WW SSECWEYOAF SEEDS W9 FARMING MACHINERY. Very truly, We earnestly soHcit your patronage. COOPER BROS. HARDWARE CO, N. W. Comer Square. GREENCASTLE, IND. E. A. HAMILTON, :m WWJEW El Tbe Grocer $5 HAS THE FINEST CANDIES, FRUITS AND CAKES. $150 a gig Stock of Queensware, Glassware and Tinware. E$ A His store is the studenty headquarters for everything good to eat. Southeast Corner Square. GREENCASTLE, IND. WEBSTERJ S INTERNA TIONAL DICTIONARY Successor of tho ' Unabridged. ' Euiirtly New. zwruul Dfllu Timlx. A Gram! 1.7 duratar. U. S. Supreme Court. and of nearly all the Schoolbooks. 1Varmly connnended ; by every State Superinten- ,;2 dent of Schnuls, and mer Educators almost; withult number. A College President writes: For ease with which the eye finds the word sought, 101' accuracy of defhlition, for effective lnethods in indicating pronunciation, for terse yet comprehensive statements of facts, and for practical use as a working diction- 821', WVebster's InternationaP excels any ' other single volume. The 0110 Great Standard Authority, So writes Hon. D. J. Brnwerx Justice U. S. Supreme Court G. 65' C. MERRIAMCO,, Publishers, Springfield, Muss If. PScnd m the publishms for free pmmsahlet. Do not buy cheap reprlms of ancient editions. $98 93967 S396? M a1, canine companion of Frank Lewis, shufiles nfflhis mortal coil. MARCH ISMPan Hellenic, Prep Pan Hell. and Pan Thygetarian. MARCH 17-Arrangements perfected for the Prohibition contest. Four juniors on. Seniors meet and endeavor to devise plans for paying for their bean pole. MARCH 16- George Dunn came down to see his folks OJ. ,MARCII 1877,011aves organize. McCutchCon returns to run the University.. x1 ALUMNI LAWYERS or- DE PAUW UNIVERSITY. C. W. SMITH. INDIANAPOLIS, IND. J. F. MCCLURE, ANDERSON, 1ND. EDGAR E. HENDEE, ANDERSON, IND. THOMAS HANNA, INDIANAPOLIS, IND. WIRT C. SMITH. INDIANAPOLIS, IND. '1 ELI F. RITTER, INDIANAPOLIS. IND. JOHN W. LAYNE, GREENECASTLE, IND. GUY. M. WALKER, TERRE HAUTE, IND. ALBERT A. SMALL, 1 ANDERSON, IND. WILBERT WARD, SOUTH BEND, IND. CHARLES F. COFFIN, INDIANAPOLIS, IND. CHARLES A. DRYAR, INDIANAPOLIS, IND. D. K. PARTLOW, INDIANAPOLIS, IND, H. C. PUGH. PUGH 8r. PUGH, TERRE HAUTE, IND. G. E. PUGH. FRANK CORWIN, GREENCASTLE, IND. CHAS. L. HENRY, ANDERSON, IND. J O H N M l LLE R, GREENCASTLE, 1ND. MARCH Ig-Nortnn out working for Mirage. MARCH 20 Hnnkins is not yet allowed to attend religious exercises. MARCH 21 Seniors yet hustling for bean pole money.H xli Only $10.00 paid. GEO. W. FARIS, TERRE HAUTE, IND. JONATHAN BIRCH, GREENCASTLE, IND. W. H. CHARLES, MARION, IND. Ritter attends classes in citizesz clothes. ISILAS A. HAYS, GREENCASTLEL IND. H. C. ALLEN. INDIANAPOLIS. IND. JAMES A. WATSON, RUSHVILLE, 1ND. Betas entertain. Dr. Stephenson takes a Wlozzy, at faculty meeting. Contractor threatens to take it down. l. V. PRESTON, MANUFACTURER OF CHOICE CANDIES. FINE ICE CREAMS AND ICES For Receptions and Weddings 3 Specialty. ICE CREAM SODA, FINE CANDIES AND CHOICE BRANDS 0F CIGARS. TIS WABASH AVE. tOpp. Terre Haute HauseJ Tel.No.236. TERRE HAUTE, INDF Lawrence Heinl, IOO S. 6th St., Terre Haute, Would be pleased to receive your orders for Quf Flowers. W. G. 0V ERSTRE ET. Overstreetwversneet. : DENTIS'IS, : Over Langdnn's Book Skore. 0 . F. 0V E RSTRIEET. GREEN CASTLE, - IND. IF A good shoe and want to buy it at the correct price YOU without an FJewing or y an risk of being cheated, WANT goym . P. R- CHRISTIE by all means. SOUTH SIDE PUBLIC SQUARE E. HAWKINS, M. D., GREENCASTLE,1ND. OFFICE-zgx F.. Washingmn St. RESIDENCEFPOpIar and Vlne Sts Engraver and Die sinker. GEORGE J . MAY ER, Manufacturer of Seals and Stencils, Rubber . Stumps. Steel Stamps. 7; f' Badges, Checks, F' Burning Brands, etc. I580. Meridian St., Ground Floor. Tel. 1586. Indianapolis. Ind. DALTON! BATES HOUSE, INDIANAPOLIS. Only Member American Ticket Brokers, As- sociation in Terre Haute, Ind. L. D.SMITPI, Cut Rates to all Points. Save Money by calling at 673 MAIN ST. Established for 20 Years. The Largest Life Insurance Company in the World. 325 MUTUAL LIFE, OF NEW YORK. C. W. CROOKE, Solicitor. GREENCASTLE, IND. E. G. FRY, DD.S. baH-H DENTEIJL PQRLQRSD 2;; N. JACKSON STREET. HRS. ANNA BANHING. EQSTQN MHLLHNEKD First door ea st 01' the Postoffice, Lends me trade in line work. PATTERN BONNETS . AND . FRENCH NOVELTIES. JAMES M. HURLEY REAL ESTATE EXCHANGE. The Leading Real Estake Agency of Green- castle. PROPERTY for Sale. Trade or Rent. LIFE, Fire and Accident Insurance in best compameg HONEY Loaned at Reasonable Rates. Second Flunr First National Bank, GREENCASTLE, - - IND. The oldest business house in town. L. WEEK g? C209 GROCERS AND BAKERS. 4- South Side Public Square. GREENCASTLE, IND. W. D. SEATON, . . HATTER . . Agent DUNLAIFS HATS. 27 N. Pennsylvania St., INDIANAPOLIS. S. HOPWOODFS Is the place for Books. Stationery. Artists? Materlals. Sporting and Athletic Goods. Bicycles. Fishing Tackle. Etc.. Etc. GREENCASTLE. F. G. GILMORE, COLLEGE, CLASS and 3?? $$$- FRATERNITY RIBBONS, LadiesF Furnishings. Kid Gloves, Mitts, Fans, Neckwear, Handkerchiefs, Hosiery, Underwear and Corsets. Washington St., GREENCASTLE, IND. MARCH 22FDe Pauw qunnel gels rich m Wavclnnd. Cunningham still carries lead in his shoes. MARCH 23FMiss Beauchamp visits home. Frank Lewis attends WINK, MARCH 24-Several seniors decide not to graduate. FWVeckly F auditing committee meets at Coopefs room to look after Kibhie. MARCH 25FSenim-s still unable to raise money for caps and gowns. Too much invested in the FF bean pole.H xlii .13I131?lezllVT.l7l?f9:3, E3553 I:I IIIDlz' I EEEBI F leIII EEEEIF::? This Book is a Salnple of m y KVork and Blank Book Maker. 372, 374, 376 Milwaukee Street, MMILWAUKEE, WIS. BINDING OF ALL KINDS OF MAGAZINES, PERIODICALS. MUSIC AND EDITION WORK. ADVERTISING NOVELTIES A SPECIALTY. A. ISROCKVVAY. A. T. BROCIxWVAV. BROGKWHY X HROGKWHY, DEALERS IN C cal and Coke. StudenVs Patronage Solicited. pHONE 440.! W. H. BALLARD, WHO LESA LE Ic E CR E A M, In Plain, Neapolitan and Fancy Moulds. CHARLOTTE RussE AND FRUIT loss. Cor. Delaware and Ohio 515., INDIANAPOLIS. MARCH 26-ank Strouse offered Assistant J MARCH 27. Seveml students and professors unable to determine where to sit duri RIGKETTS,E;QEE WMCmeairer NW Jeweler. Full line Spectacles, Eye Glasses and Latest Novelties. First National Bank. Dining fiall, 510 Easl Seminary Street. A Home and First-Class in Every Particular. Opposite $3.06 P7; WEEK. H- A. PFEIFFER, Proprietor. anitorship at Leland Stanford for an1 year. Takasugi 21nd Colonel XV MONTHNI BROS. ORCHESTRA. GUY MONTANI, Leader. No. 168 N Alabama 8L, Indianapolis. Ind. MUSIC FURNISHED FOR ALL OCCASIONS. Receptions. Dances, Concerts, Weddings and Commencements a Specialty. Latest and Most Popular Music. Any Number of Pieces from n Violin and Harp to Full Orchestra of Twenty Pienes. G. V. BENCE, M. D, GREENCASTLE, IND. N Special Attention GiVeq t0 Fitting and Furnishing Spectacles. DU 105 E, WASHINGTON STREET. hears Mr. McKeeE: compliment. n r cha e1 exercises. E xliii eaver discuss High School examinations. j. MERKLE, The Thilor, Has just received a splendid line of Spring sam- ples which he Will be pleased Io show the public. He is prepared to turn out the best work in Pants and Suits to be had in the city. Only very latest styles and very lowest prices. It will pay you 10 call and see him before placing your order. Remember he is at the old stand, over the Western Union Telegraph emce, on Indiana St. Eaudzrzili Ems. Qpchesipa, In all Music uP-To-DATER' For satisfaction address PANDEN EROS., 24- South Illinois St . INDIANAPOLIS, IND. Nona Smythc MARCH 28-LnUines too bmy 0n Anderson 51. to see Mirage ediLors. .4 J 4 away; x, try; 7 - ,sz IN gmmcmsmmkmaaamaamg 2'7: 4'1 ENGRAVING COMPANY I 95 T020'? 5mm CANALSTreeI CHICAGO xlw ,,. ANNUAL ILLVST RAF .4... J IV ammam Tlxcsaaaaaamg ' g 3 COLLEGE ammmamm GGGHCGGGWGCGG l WGMGGGGGBGQGGGGGL J. M. HARPER, Agent for Home Steam Laundry. STUDENTS PATRONAGB SOLICITED, SATISFACTION GUARANTEED. First-Class Kfork 1'11 Every Particular. Banner-fitnes . . . . C. N. MCIVETHY, Bloc 4:. Prop r1' etor. We Invite Attention to Our Large Assortment of Hats and Furnishings. . STIFF AND SOFT HATS ARE Olll' Hats Spring, 1895 Styles, EQUALLY FINE AND EFFECTIVE. Exclusive Designs in Look well in Stock, but they won,t stay there long for the well dressed men must have them. V N ECKWEAR. SUTHERLIN4 6 East Washington St, The Hatter and Gents' Furnisber. GREENCASTLE, IND. MARCH 29-Miss Gorham and Al. Smith go horseback riding. MARCH 30;Miss G does not appear at recitzuions. Blake, Church and Daugherty spend evening on Iiusl Campus. HIVIIf red? MARCH 3valmg. Gambold makes his usual trip to Urecncastle. APRIL 1 -Seniors celebrate All FooPs Day. Mirage MSS goes to press. xlv