Dayville High School - Devil Yearbook (Dayville, OR)

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the most productive and richest diamond mine in the world, left to him by an unknown ancestor. A11 the debutantes are trying to catch him cause he's worth well over a trillion dollars and to his fiance he would give a diamond as big as his fist. All he has to say about the girls is, 'This is Q lgel Last, but certainly not least, we were surprlzed to be introduced to a beautiful young lady, Bath- sheba Lovejoy. Although we were sure we had never seen her before. there was something vaguely fami- liar about her. We were mistaken about our acquaintance because we learned that this lovely women was once our own student Bruce Lemberger After surviving his difficult change through Pseudo Hermaphro dism Bruce had become a great television star takrng the place of the fabulous Marilyn Monroe of our day He d always wanted to live the life of a girl and lady of leisure but he found it wasn t such a snap to dodge the wolves At the end of our meeting Mr Acalturri made a short speech of praise and appreciation He said he was very proud of our class of 53 but that he d better hurry up and get the missus home or they ll never be ready by December 25 Well dear diary Roy er -stutter Mr Brothers and I must get to bed or we ll never get usand the kids ready for school tomorrow Oh by the way we re still teaching at Dayville High and we love it CANDID SI-IGTS TH I 0 Q I ' I I I I , . . I I I l -C Q to ' I I ' I . , . i '65 ii K ,sf ', , V ,sf-f ' . 'fc t X. 5 s ,X Q -A Q t