Dayville High School - Devil Yearbook (Dayville, OR)

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Prophecy ConTinued Maxine HinTon was nexT To speak oT her accomplishmenrs. She was dressed in-oT all Things!-a gorgeous gown oT porcupine quills! We learned ThaT she is a very Tamous dress designer soughT by ever one be- cause she uses such unusual maTerials. She holds a iob as a dancer in a carnival side show and she said ThaT iT gave her greaT opporTuniTies To model her creaTions. She said she was very happy and also inTormed us ThaT she has Tive boys? William, Willie. WilberT. Wilfred and Bill. A big sign was risen over The Table now, iT read: The lnTernaTional Baby SiTTing CorporaTion: Manager and PresidenT-DALE HUMPHREYS. We were very surprised To see Dale in such a business. He explained ThaT aTTer he had won The Pinhead Award Tor building The TirsT TighTrope across The ATlanTic Ocean. none oT The girls wanTed To marry him Tor Tear he'd go up in The air over someThing else. l-le sTarTed This business wiTh The moTTo: IT you wanT To go someplace. and you need a siTTer. iusT call l.B.S.C.. you'll never Tind one TiTTer I The drums rolled and The bugles raged as we were asTounded by The voice of The speaker inTroducing This beauTiTul. scanTily cloThed young lady as Thelma Garrison. Queen oT The Air. She Told us ThaT she was working Tor The Wingding Bros. Circus and ThaT she enjoyed her work very much. She worked sTeadily on The Tra eeze arTs aTTer graduaTing Trom high school and had Tinally perTecTed her mosT diTTiculT TeaT-she swings Trom a Trapeeze To a horse's back, The horse being balanced on a TeeTer-ToTTer 200 TeeT above The ground. The horse Then kicks up hurling her high in The air across a 20 TooT space Through which she does a Triple summersaulT and rope. This enTire performance is done wiThouT a neT! The double doors oT The hall were Thrown open To admiT. To a sixTy gun saluTe. a plaToon oT WAC's. They did various drills and TormaTions. We were wondering whaT connecTion This had To The class oT '52 buT were Then surprised To recognize Shirley STeen ordering Them around. Shirley had been such a brillianT educaTor as dean aT Vassar ThaT The WAC's had insisTed ThaT she become Their Commanding General. She Told us abouT her work and we were greaTly amazed To Tind ThaT her woman soldiers had gone inTo acTual combaT. Shirley, herself. had many medals Tor she was always leading her armies. She had married a nice boy while in UTah buT he was only a privaTe in The army and she enioyed giving him a bad Time. We Tinally oT back To our space-Time ship and very Tiredly arranged The mechanism Tor our homeward TlighT. We were cerTainly happy To have seen our old Triends and were also glad ThaT each had been success- Tul in his Tield. sirsfirsir

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Prophecy of The Class of 1952 As 1 pushed The buTTon and braced myself againsT The impacT of The Take off, I wondered whaT would be in sTore for us in The year 1980. The presenT year was 1956 and I had iusf been awarded a Trip wiTh The gen- ious of scienTific mechanics, Marion L. Huff. who had iusT complefed The space and Time machine in which we were Traveling. The wind shrieked around our sphere-like vehicle and I noTiced ThaT The soliosofo e screen was becoming a hazy green which grew gradually deeper and finally be- gan blinking DAYVILLE, OREGON. In anoTher few minuTes we had reached our desTinaTion and we alighfed from our machine To find our- selves on Casey's Slide overlooking The Wesfern Mefropolis which was once our liTTle home Town. We Took a Taxi To The Town hall where we found a greaT convenfion Taking place-Reunion: Class of 1952. Dayville High School. We in- Troduced ourselves and were seafed aT a Table where we enioyed a deli- cious meal of broiled Thumpcaf, an almosf exTincT animal found only in Murderer's Creek. A bell was sounded as The presidenT of The Unifed STaTes, an old and decrpif man, was helped To a sfanding posiTion and we finally recog- nized him as Lewell P. Gilham, our beloved English Teacher of 1952. He said he was cerTainly sorr buf he jusf couldn'T speak Tonighf because his back was paining him piTiTyully. Our Train of Thoughf was inTerrupTed by a shrill. high voice: we Turned and a beaufiful woman swepT by us gliTTering wiTh gold and jewels. Thinking she looked familiar, I asked a genfleman who she was. He re- plied Oh, ThaT is The greaTesT Mefropolifan Opera STar of all Times. Rufhy Lemberger! RuThy's career had added a liTTle weighT To her figure-in facT, she weighed a liTTle over 150 pounds, buT her 5 feeT 3 inches car- ried iT well. She enTerTained us wiTh The ballad. Come On'a My House from her newesT opera. Rufhy Then infroduced Joy STarreTT who Told us abouT her career. Her love life had been disappoinTingly concluded so she drowned her sorrows by becoming a missionary To The Eskimos aT The SouTh Pole. There she had a big ranch and was raising a new Type of race-horse. She had enfered one of her finesT horses. Cenfipede, in The 1980 Kenfucky Derby buT he broke away and was lasT seen running Through Soufh America heading for home. He had Thrown his rider info The waTer as They passed The Gulf of Mexico. She said ThaT if we would Turn our aH'enTion To The cenTer of The sTage we would be furfher enTerTained by Roberf Walker. RoberT explained Thar he had been living in The Belgian Congo and ThaT The King of ThaT counTry had knighfed him for his brave deeds. Once he even hy nofized a p Thon which had The princess of The Tribe capTive in iTs den Then he had The snake bring The girl ouT To him. This girl laTer became his wife and he inTroduced To us his family of 11. which did The riTual rain dance of Their Tribe. The nexT enTerTainer was our dear Teacher David Hawk. He had come a long way in his baskefball coaching and was now coach of The Harlem Space Gallopers. He and his Team puT on a very inTeresTing ex- hibifion for us. Three of his own sons were on The squad and The fourTh viqas a very compeTenT wafer boy who was in demand by many oTher ball c ubs.

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Lasl' Will and Teslamenl' We 'rhe Senior Class of Dayville High School of fhe year of one Thousand nine hundred and filly lwo being of sounder mind 'rhan our con- lemporaries and feeling we are menfally fit lherefore. do hereby make and ordain lhis fo be our lasl will and 'reslamenf 'ro lhe so-called s+uden'rs and underpaicl facully of Dayville High School. To our advisor, Marion Hull, we leave our besl' wishes and our high inlelligence +o use as he sees lil' in lhe on-coming years. To our facully we leave a small reminder 'rhal 'rhey shall never have anolher class, no mailer where lhey leach, quile like ours. Draw your own conclusions. To our school of learning we leave our gralilude, our original ideas. our class piclures. and above all our many hearlfell' ihanlcs for all 'lhe won- derful years we have spenl' wilhin her walls. To 'rhe Juniors we will our abilily 'ro run 'rhe school capably. To lhe Sophomores we will our abilily lo gel' 'rhrough school wi'rh lhe leasl worlr possible. To +he Freshmen we leave our dignified manners. To lhe following persons we hereby bequealh This, lhe las? will. l, Dale Humphreys. leave my musical abilily lo Wade Nodine. l, Joy Slarrefr, will my abilify lo ride a horse and go wilh ou'r of lown boys lo Marcia Belshaw. l. Shirley S+een, will my abilily lo play volleyball To Leia Humphreys. l, Rulhy Lemberger. leave my abilily 'ro flirf wH'h all l'he boys and my abilily +o be mean, +o Frances Harris. l, Rober+ Walker, leave my way wilh 'lhe women +o Bruce Lemberger. l, Maxine Hinlon, leave all my love leH'ers lo Kay Cummings for fulure reference. l, Thelma Garrison, leave my good behavior lo Janel Parrish. 'I' or