Dawson Springs High School - Panther / Dawsonian Yearbook (Dawson Springs, KY)

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UNCLE KENT WANTS YOU FOR THE U.S. ARMY! In Darla Hunt's favorite class, Art I, she tried to pick her nose and write her name on her drawing at the same time. She wasn’t successful in writing her name. One out of two isn’t bad, Darla. SENIORS SING GIRL STUCK TO WALL! “I told Penny that Superglue really works. KISSING TO BE CLEVER By the Culture Club UPSIDE DOWN DELIRIOUS By Diana Ross By Prince OPEN ARMS By Journey

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SCOOP! Reporter “Scoop” Overby has found that Virginia Laffoon and Troy Brown have been secretly married for two years! It is also reported that they have six children. This unretouched photograph is proof that, in reality, Sarah Almon is only three feet tall! Sources say it’s those platform shoes of hers that make her appear so tall. A giant has been discovered at D.S.H.S. recently. It was discovered that Van Brasher is ten feet tall. As our cover states, the Senior Enquirer has predicted that Todd McKnight will mary Twylia Dunbar. However, matters have been complicated by the discovery of this picture. Here Todd is shown kissing his invisible girlfriend while working on last year's prom. Nobody ever saw her, but a hickey was reported walking through the cafeteria. Is she still in the picture or is Twylia now number one? Only time will tell. HEART ATTACK! Here Kathy Cotton is pictured giving Kenny Rowland C.P.R. after he had a heart attack at school. He apparently had the attack after finding out the price of this year's yearbook. SENIOR PRODUCTION OF E.T. Starring: Leslie Randolph in the title role and Brian Russell as Gertie 26

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Class rankings are based on G.P.A.'s as of January 1, 1984. Song rankings are based on Billboard’s rankings for the week ending February 18, 1984. T H E C H A R T S 1. KARMA CHAMELEON by the Culture Club 2. JUMP by Van Halen 3. JOANNA by Kool the Gang 4. 99 LUFTBALLOONS by Nena 5. TALKING IN YOUR SLEEP SARAH ALMON 3.93 by the Romantics DEE ANN MILLS 3.89 DONNIE OVERBY 3.86 SCOTTIE FRANKLIN 3.90 TIM TODD 3.86