Dawson County High School - Dawsonian Yearbook (Glendive, MT)

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CLASS PROPHECY Evelyn Isaacson, Phyl Lehman, Pat Moore, and Lois Babcock and husbands have moved to Leslie Co., Ky., where they plan to rear young hopefuls and write a book THE FRUITFUL MOUNTAINEERSU. John Manning and wife, Phyllis Hansen, are running for President and Veep of the DOPES. CDept. of Pvt. Entomoligical Sci.J Bev Glasscock and Yvonne Dietz are running the campaign with this slogan: C or DDT CCo-operate or drop dead twiceb Dr. and Mrs. CDeLoris Sivertsj R. M. Bergland are heading for Lower Slabovia to hunt Kigmys and Shmoos to pickle for a rainy day - their 10 kids are along, too. jerry Sutton, famous crooner, and Norris Hill, noted surgeon, are sneaking along to escape from their vicious wives and noisy families. Frannie and Mickie Warner have opened a hotel in Chicago, THE DUCK INN. CAND YOU'LL WADDLE OUTJ. They sell home-brew in coke bottles. Delores, Fran, and Betty have formed the UWITHERING WI.NCHELS to star in the Broadway hit KISS ME IN THE DARK , or HOW ELSE CAN WE GET MEN'S WALLETSN' Liz Hasty, Laurel Walker, julia Pisk, Rose Colbrese, and Ingrid Lundervik have set up an emergency hospital in the Bloomfield Tavern to nurse the wounded from another war between Glendive and B'l'd. Harry Becker is writing a novel, INSIDE TRACKS . Dean Kampschror, Jim Johnson, Dick Carney Norman Anderson, and Ray Skillestad will publish it on their presses in Sam's basement. Clf they can stop printing money long enoughj. Ervin Lovaas is starring in FATHER WAS A FULLBACKH, directed by Betty Starr and Marilyn Kelly. jean Boespflug and Don Crawford are his co-stars. YOGI'S UNDER- WEAR is being presented in song this week in N. Y. by die notorious male quartet, Frank Nord, Robert Bennett, Harold Kutzler, and Eugene Barger. Charlotte Remillard, English teach- er at DCHS, has had the annual dedicated to her 15 consecutive years. I'm tickled pink , says she. CBy whom, we're wonderingj Bev Kolberg, Hannah Kampschror, Ruth Neptune, Charlotte Elpel, Bonita McDonald, and Gena Sutherland have opened a restaurant in west Glen. dive - KOLEEN'S KITCHEN . Their speciality - Horseburgers, yum, yum, you'll get a kick out of them if you get them rare enough . Bert Lehman, Dick Hanson, Gordon Lunde, Frank Brown, Bill Senner, and George Lewis have a registered cockroach farm. They sell bugs to local doctors for experimentation. John Currens and Dale Montgomery have been issued special passes to be coach and mgr. of Stalin's Stinkers , a basketball team at the salt mines in Siberia. Betty Barkema, Marie Erpenbach, Elizabeth Russell, jackie Heil, and Donna Venn own a farm in northern Alaska. They raise skunks to sell at 104: with the motto, A BIG STINKER FOR A FEW CENTS . Bob Granmo and Ed Rawie are running for justice of Peace and CCC CCommis. of Canine Censusj on the Prohibition Ticket. Tom Stark has written a best-seller, MY COASTAL ADVENTURES . Ray Scabad and Dale Scherting will buy all the copies and burn them immediately, if not sooner. jim Ochsenfeld, Darrell Albrecht, Le- roy roy Dufner, Jack Dobson, jack Kilseimer, and Ed Kessel are hunting for Mexicalli Roses in the Miles City Matrimonial Bureau. Janet Meland, accompanied by Ianice Millard, made her debut at the F8cM recently, singing BUTTONS AND BEAUSH, or USE A ZIPPERH. Thelma Dillon and Carol Hubing are scrubbing floors and writing notes to eachother in the NP Hospital. Clara Geiger, Bertha Holler, Shirley Koschel, Janette Searer, and Margie Clark have established an amazon colony on the island in the Y. River. Ken Cress, jack Downs, Dick Dahl, Pat Gross, and Ken Nemitz have made fortunes selling Christmas trees in Arabia. 1975 finds all the class of '50 having a reunion in the atom bombproof celler near the RUN- WAY. They are all happy except the sponsors. Mrs. Carey is finding ll grandchildren rather tiring, while Miss McLay thinks her Texas oil-well-owner husband is stingy because she has only 32 fur coats. Miss Pathmann, now past 21, is turning gray Cerj writing her novel - HOW TO IMPORT A MAN FROM MARS . Her main point is to have plenty of Mars Bars on hand. fNot smooth creamy caramel with the rich nut-nugget center, either.J