Dawson County High School - Dawsonian Yearbook (Glendive, MT)

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- - DAW3 ONIAN till ' ' Two fleeting figures go up the street. lt is Roland Peterson racing with the speed of a deer to escape the clutches of Lloyd Line to whom he owes a dollar. Consider, Roland. Creditors have better memories than debtors. as Poor Riehard says. Ah. my little Seoteh friend. Mary IG. Matheson! What makes her look so thin and worn? Ah yes. trying to make a short steak go a long way. as Poor Ric-hard says. Ilere eomes Roy Foss and Leone .luelins in their private plane. They are going' to eall on 'Fhelma Johnson in her new home in Paris. You never know what will happen next. You may be flying. as l'oor liiehard says. Who is this battered heap of humanity being abused by the wagging tongue of a ruth- less woman? Wilbur Kidder? Yes. and Jeannette Roberts. A woman's tongue is like a perpetual stream. Ever flowing. ever flowing. as Poor Riehard says. Ani I seeing straight? Gertrude Lonson teaching! lint what a subjeet! How to Grow Tall. Who is that weird ereature? All mb! It is Martha llunkerley waiting for Byrle to eome home with the vows. She is all set to give him a pieee of her mind. Poor Byrle! There is no sueh miserable ereature as a hen-peeked husband. as Poor ltit-hard says. Lindsay Sample is a great oil magnate. My erystal must be bewitebed! Ieyle Ria-h and John Ilalvorsen have opened a recreation park on Mars. Nothing is impossible. as Poor Richard says. Elizabeth Fetter. Julia Fornall. and Dorothy Peterson are dam-ing in Mars Reereatioll Park. Leota Siverts sells tit-kets at the gate. llelen Vtterbaek plays in the orchestra. and Johns has made a sueeess editing the Mars Sc-andal. No. no, my dears their heads and ears are of normal size. Evelyn Oie made a fortune from her book ealled. How to f'tilltl'til the Eyes. Lneille Fowler is designing eostumes for her aetress friend. Leota Jensen. who makes a speeialty of toe daneing. Enid Jones has taken up deep-sea fishing. She says she caught a devil fish weighing a ton but he got away, Another fish story. as Poor Rim-hard says. Charlotte lhu-kman and Gladys Stafford are hunting big game in Africa. They almost eaught a flat footed Ooglo-omaglooka. You see some funny sights when you haven't a gun, as Poor Richard says. lieeause of her aggressive manner. Elsie Tomalino is now a member of the Senate. Never be baekward about stepping forward. as Poor Riehard says. Vivian Ory is the proud owner of Bobbie. the blue ribbon winner of the National Dog- Show. Bobbie had the most beautiful tail of all the eontestants. My erystal refuses to disclose any more wonderful pit-tures and so I must eurb lny enriosity for a while because. t'uriosity oner- killed a eat, as Poor Ric-hard says. -Martha Dunkerley 1 7 Page 3.1

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-- - DAWS UNIAN '- Px.-Z . Class Prophesy as Poor Richard Says As I look into my maj:ie erystal. u vision of 1949 appears bei'-.nv me. I see my old elass males of the elass of '29, Une by one they pass in review before my eyes. The figure of the penitentinry looms up. its barred windows glaring down from its bleak walls. Inside are three of my old friends. Mary Brown. Uatherine Ilaggxerty. and Anna Meissner. Ah! my dear readfrs. do not be alarmed. they are on a mission of merey. They a1'e merely Doing unto others as they would have others do unto them. as Poor Itiehard says. Again the vision changes. Iiefore me I sf-e Ray Mellonough a stray. bent old man. stooped with worrying.: for fifteen years over the question of whether or not he married the right twin. He fears he got the wrong one. Both Lillian and Idllowene say no. But two negatives make a positive. as Poor Miss Oswald says. Next I see Uharles Mellonouyh a great opera singer. Ile was given a eontract because the manager thought a bird on the stage is worth two in a tree. Pardon me. I mean, a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. as Poor Rim-hard says. What is this! Uh horrors! Mauriee Ilatterseheid making a drudge of Leone Haskell! Ile is only applying' the old adage. Drive thy business. let not that drive thee. as Poor Iiichard says. Alas! Poor. deluded Gardner Hurdle is searehing for something: in vain. ber-ause. lost time is never found again. as Poor Ric-hard says. I see Juneta Vllman worn t'rom mourning the loss of her appendix. Greedy Paul Krug is gorging himself with more pie than he ean well hold. Never mind, Paul. serve yourself if you would be well served. as I'oor Riehard says. Helen Adkins is addressing: a group of high sehool students. Go easy. Ilelen. make it short. Remember. a word to the wise is suffix-ient, as Poor ltic-hard says. Again Lloyd Siyerts is up to his ehildhood pranks, stealimz. I mean. borrowing. a pie from Carey's Sweet Shop. God helps him who helps himself. as Poor Richard says. Here comes two old timers gossiping: so diligently that their tongues threaten to Wag loose from their inoorings. Now I see them, Elizabeth Walseth and Enid Eyer. What are they talking' about? Marion Hanley's plumbing establishment just went bankrupt! Claude Hansen made a fortune selling safety razors. Who said salesmanship wasn't benefieial? Experienee is the best tear-her. as Poor Ric-hard says. Borghild Oftedahl is engaged to the Prinee of Wales! Ruth Selman and Scotty are out riding in the old wreek. Ruth makes a good back- seat driver, but then. True love never does run smooth. as I'oor Richard says. Neither does a Ford, says Scotty. Harriet Andrews is a missionary in the Vongo. Another square meal for the eannibalsf' as Poor Richard says. Page 34 ZX

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