Davidson College - Quips and Cranks Yearbook (Davidson, NC)

Text from Pages 1 - 272 of the 1916 volume:

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Chambliss, ' i8 North Carolina South Carolina North Carolina South Carolina Tennessee ART DEPARTMENT J. Fred Good, ' i6 . . . South Carolina Editor Charles E. Neisler, ' i6 Andrew Brown, ' 17 John B. Mallard, ' 18 Carl P. Llewellyn, 19 Susmpfis iHatiagpr W. Gilbert Morrison. ' 16 Mississippi Aaststanl Suaittpss iHanagcra Edwin G. Hampton, ' 17 . Arkansas S. Thomas Henderson, ' 17 . North Carolina North Carolina Mississippi North Carolina Tennessee n ps Gvm William Joseph Martin, A.B., M.A., M.D., Ph.D., LL.D. President A.B. and M.A., Davidson College, B K ; Professor of Science, Clinton College; M.D. and Ph.D., University of X ' irginia; Fellow of the London Chemical Society ; Professor of Chemistr . Da idson ; College; President Davidson College; Moderator General Assembly 7 Presbyterian Church in U. S. John Buxyan Shearer, A.B., M.A., D.D., LL.D. Vice-President and Professor of Biblical Instruction A.B.. Hampden-Sidney College; M.A., University of Virginia; Principal Kemper School of Gordonsville, ' a. ; Minister of Presby- terian Church in U. S. ; Principal Cluster Springs High School: President Stewart College; Professor Southwestern University; Presi- dent Davidson College; Vice-President and Professor of Biblical In- struction; D.D., Hampden-Sidney College; LL.D., Southwestern Presbyterian University; Author: Bible Course Syllabus. Modern Mysticism. The Sermon on the Mount, Studies in the Life of Christ, The Scriptures, Fundamental Facts and Features. Se- lected Old Testament Studies, Hebrew Institutions, Social and Civil, One Hundred Brief Bible Studies. Caleb Richmond Harding, A.B., ' SI. A., Ph.D. Professor of Greek Language and Literature A.B. and M.A., Davidson College: Ph.D.. Johns-Hopkins L ' niver- sity; Professor of Greek, Hampden-Sidney College: Professor Ken- more High School ; Professor of Greek and German, Davidson Col- lege ; Professor of Greek Language and Literature. William Richard Grey, A.B., Ph.D. Professor of Latin Language and Literature A.B., Davidson College; Principal Davidson Academy; Principal Mooresville Academy; Ph.D., Johns-Hopkins University; Professor of Latin and French, Davidson College ; Professor of Latin Language and Literature. John Leighton Douglas, A.B., M.A. Professor of Pure Mathematics A.B. and ALA., Davidson College; Johns-Hopkins University; Professor of Science, Chatham Academy, Savannah, Ga. ; Professor of Mathematics, Davidson College. James McDowell Douglas, A.B., M.A., Ph.D. Professor of Physics A.B. and ALA., Davidson College; Principal Davidson High School; Superintendent Gastonia Institute; Ph.D., Johns-Hopkins University; Professor Natural Philosophy, Davidson College; Profes- sor Physics and Geology. Mark Edgar SexXtelle, A.B., M.A., D.D. Professor of Philosophy A.B., Davidson College; Principal Davidson High School; Profes- sor King College; M. A., Yale University; Student at Harvard Uni- versity, Princeton University, University of Chicago, Columbia Uni- versity; Minister Presbyterian Church in U. S. ; Professor of Philoso- phy, Davidson College. Joseph Moore McConnell, A.B., M.A., Ph.D. Professor of History and Economics A.B. and M.A., Davidson College; M.A., University of Virginia; Professor Pantops Academy ; Associate Professor of Latin and Mathe- matics, Davidson College; Ph.D., University of Virginia; Professor of History and Economics, Davidson College. John Wilson MacConnell, A.B., M.A., M.D. Professor of Biology and Physical Training, College Physician A.B. and M.A., Davidson College; Student North Carolina Medi- cal College; M.D., University of Maryland; Housp Surgeon, Presby- terian E e and Ear Hospital, Baltimore; Student Columbia Univer- sity; Fellow American Medical Society; Fellow American Microscop- ical Society; Member N. C. Academy of Science; First Lieutenant Medical Corps National Guard; Professor of Biology and Physical Training, Davidson College; College Physician. 3)m ; uigs - ' ti 9 Maurice Garland Fulton, Ph.B., M.A. Professor of English Language and Literature Ph.B. and M.A., University of Mississippi; Instructor in English University of Mississippi; Instructor in Rhetoric, University of Illi- nois, University of Michigan ; Instructor in English, University of North Carolina (summer session). University of Missouri; Instructor in English Composition, Summer School of the South; Instructor in English. Columbia University (summer session), University of Vir- ginia (summer sessions); Professor of English, Central University; Professor ol English Language and Literature, Davidson College; Member Modern Language Association of America; First Vice-Presi- dent North Carolina Folklore Society, 1915; Member of Board of Directors National Council of English Teachers, 1915-18; Author: ' Expositor!,- Writing; College Life, Its Conditions and Problems. Thom. s Wilson Lingle, A.B., M.A., Ph.D. Professor of Modern Languages A.B. and M.A., Davidson College; Graduate Work, Cornell and Strns ' burg L ' niversities ; Ph.D., Leipsic University; Student Union Theological Seminary, Richmond; IMinister Presbyterian Church in U. S. ; Graduate of Princeton Theological Seminary; Professor of Philosophy and History, Mackenzie College, Sao Paolo, Brazil; Presi- dent and Professor of Philosophy, Blackburn College, 111. ; Field Sec- retar -, Davidson College; Professor of Modern Languages; Student University of Neuchatel, Switzerland; Member of National Educa- tional Association. Howard Bell Arbuckle, A.B., M.A., Ph.D. Chambers Professor of Chemistry A.B. and M.A., JIamp len-Sidney College; Professor of Latin and Greek. State Coiletre of Florida; Ph.D., Johns-Hopkins University; Professor of Chemistry and Biology, Agnes Scott College; President GeorL ' ia Section of American Chemical Society, 1909; Councillor of Amprical Chemical Society, 1908 and 191 1 ; Member Executive Com- mittee of Association of Southern Colleges and Preparatory Schools, l9t 7-o8; President of Association of Johns-Hopkins Alumni of Geor- gia, 191011. Archibald Currie, A.B. Professor in Elementary Law, Education and Public Speaking A.B., Davidson College; Teacher, Coleman, Tex.; Principal, Dav- idson High School ; Adjunct Professor of Mathematics, Latin and Greek, Davidson College; Associate Professor Latin and Mathe- matics ; Student Columbia University ; Professor in Elementar ' Law, Education and Public Speaking, Davidson College. William Woodhull Wood. A.B., C.E. Associate Professor of Applied Mathematics and Astronomy A.B., 1909; C.E., 1912; University of Virginia, B K. Frank Lee Jackson, B.S. Treasurer and Business Manager B.S., Davidson College; Principal Mayesville, S. C, High School; Principal Belmont, N. C, High School ; Secretan,-, Treasurer and General L ' nager Mountain Retreat Association, Montreal, N. C. ; Treasurer and Business Manager Davidson College. MISS CORNELIA SHAW Librarian and Registrar Whose counsel, guidance and cheerfulness have been both aid and inspiration to tlie men whose hook tiiis is. M.A. Walter Alexander Dumas Fort Worth, Texas B.S. (1915), Eu., n K A, 2 Varsity Track, (2); Class Track, (2); Manager Class Track; Class Basket- Ball ; Captain Class Basket-Bali ; Sec.-Treas. Athletic Assn. ; Pres. and Sec. Georgia Club; Pres. Medical Club; Assistant in Biology; Assistant in Public Speaking; Assist- ant in Political Science; Commencement Marshal; Orchestra and Glee Club; David- sonian Staff Volunteer Band. Malcolm Mitchell Knox Pineville, N. C. A.B. (1915) DeWitt Kluttz Chester, S. C. B.S. (1911) Assistant Athletic Director, 1915-16 SP QR Courtney MacConnell Sixteen ' s Aldscot m ' WTWm ■ jM f ■■ _ Minor Revere Adams Statesville, N. C. None but himself can bi hit par allel. If Chuck has ever put his philosophy of h fe into words, it runs something like this: Do your part and never become excited. His rosy countenance beams ever calmly out upon the busy world. In the class-room and on the foot- ball field he has shown his true worth and his ability to do that kind of work that always produces enviable results. Class Football ( I ) ; Scrub Foot- ball (2); Class Baseball. B.S., n K A. Franklin Munns Bain Wade, N. C. He that hath knowledge, spareth uorih. A man of such superb dignity that often he has been mistaken for our professor of mathematics. In the fields of knowledge he has invaded, he has learned many things that we loafers never dreamed of. He doesn ' t visit much, because he is always on re- ception duty, but if you seek him out, you find a man of high ideals and manly character. His chief pastime is the cruel recreation of shooting up professors. A.B., Phi. Lattie Alfred Bain Wade, N. C. The mind ' s the master of the man. Introducing the Senior member of the Bain Brothers ' Firm. He ' s one of those rare prodigies that make ninety-eight on Soph Latin and do it without straining any mental muscles. Lattie is a pleas- ant, easy-going comrade, a depend- able man and a true friend. In wishing success for him, we can do no more than to wish him that measure which he has gained in college. Honor Roll, Class Baseball. A.B. Robert Hays Bennett Trenton, Tenn. fi iys to be happy. The word Bennett, conjures up in your mind a picture of a handsome lad, with big brown eyes bubbling over with enthusiasm. A hearty greeting, an open smile, a passing friendly slap on the shoul- der — that ' s Bennett. Seeing this optimistic fellow, one wonders where he finds so much time to star in the class-room and on the gTi ' m team, to accept so many din- ner invitations out in town, to be so popular with the ladies. B.S., Eu. l '  llljl JP El.DRKD HOLLOWAY BiRD Hazclhurst, Miss. Unit In Ihec, blithe spirit! Since this rare specimen of the avis family came into oiir midst four years ago, its favorite hahitat has been around pieces of work of some kind or other. His sonq; is, Ho«- about scllinE you something, fellows, and before he migrates he will generally manage to make some of your simoleons change pockets. Class Football (2); Class Bas- ketball (2). A.B. James Holmes Carson Charlotte, N. C. A fair exterior is a howling rec- ommendation. Jimmie is the eminently suc- cessful manager of the Davidson- ian. Also, he is a devoted disciple of Isaac Walton. Commencement Marshal ; Cap- tain Junior Basket-Ball ; Editorial Staff. Assistant Business Manager, and Manager DoTidsonian; Secre- tary CJoif Club; Manager. Fresh- man Basket-ball ; Captain Sopho- more Ha ' krt-ball ; Class Basket- b.dl (.?). B.S., Phi, K A, St. Cecilia. t Ernest Gilmer Clary China Grove, N. C. Learning by study must be won. The rumor was let loose by some one who had inside informa- tion, that this gentleman ' s interior cranium is a conglomerate mass of angles, cosines, tangents and curves. An) ,vay, he is one of those born mathematicians. In addition to that he does stellar work in the literary society, is an impressive orator and a pleasant and entertain- ing fellow. Class Baseball (2) ; Assistant in Math. (2) ; Alternate Senior Ora- tor. A.B., Phi. William Creery Copeland Rocky Mount, N. C. The ladies ' hearts he did tre- pan. Here is the man who had the girl babies crying after him when he wore long dresses. And the fe- male population is still peculiarly susceptible to his magnetic person- ality. Declaimers ' Rep ; Declaimers ' Medal ; Secretary Ministerial Band : Scrub Football ; First Super- visor Phi Society ; Class Baseball ; Cheer Leader; Secretary Y. M. C. A. ; Junior Commencement Ora- tor; Coach Class Football; Class Football. A.B., Phi. High Birnette Craig Matthews, N. C. By nnlure honest, by rxperience wise. Healthy by temperament anil hy exereise. Craig is the man who goes about with the sober face and the grin- ning heart. Coax the smile up his trachea anH onto his face and you begin to know the real Craig. He is one of those big, whole-hearted fellows who tends to his own business and does it well. Scrub Football; Class Football (3). A.n., Phi. Lawrence A. Crawford Greensboro, N. C. And I would that my tongue could utter, The thoughts that arise in me. This auburn-haired lad from Greensboro calmly holds up his end of the world, wears his big olive sweater and plays a star quar- ter on the class football team. Buzz comes from a long line of Uavidsonians and he upholds the family record. For plenty of Dav- idson pep, class spirit and per- sonal attractiveness, he is the man to apply to. Class Koothall (2); Reporters ' Staff Davidsonian. B.S. Sellers Mark Crisp, Jr. Falkland, N. C. let fall the windows of mine eyes. After leaving the dark surround- ings of the Alley, where he spent his first year. Crisp has become one of the shining lights of his class. He won a rep in his fresh year and this fact coupled with others is probably the basis of the dark rumor that here is a budding Bill Nye. A bright, clever, witty fel- low, who will some day talk the world into believing he is a big man. Quips and Cranks Staff; Magazine Staff. B.S., Phi., 2 Y. £ Lacy Graves Edgerton Suffolk, Va. A merry heart maketh a cheerful countenance. A man that combines a clear, thorough judgment with a ready wit and a genial good nature. If he is your friend, you have a good one. If not, it will pay you to look him up. Class Basket-ball (4) ; Class Football (4) : Assistant Manager Daz ' idsonian ; Assistant in Econom- ics; Y. M. C. A. Cabinet; Com- mencement Marshal. B.S., Eu, Bachelors ' Club. Norman Player Farrior Rose Hill, N. C. A soul tis full (if uorlh, as vuiil of pride. Farrior startcil in college sev- eral years before the rest of us, but dropped out in order to Krad- uatc with a pond class. We sliareil his luck. Secrctarj-Treasiirer Phi So- cirtv ; Vice-President Ministerial Hand ; Sec.-Treas. Wduntrcr Hand ; l.railer Volunteer Han.l : N. M. C. A. Cabinet: Student Council ; As- sistant in Knu ' li-h. AH.. Phi. Richard Gwyn Finley North VVilkesboro, N. C. A sweeter and a lovelier gentle- man, The spacious world can not again afford. Rich does everything from selling clothes and making the Honor Roll, to rescuing ladies from icy waters during the Christ- mas holidays. Honor Roll ; As.st. Manager Baseball ; Manager Baseball ; Ex- ecutive Committee Athletic Asso- ciation ; Assistant in Physics ; Class Baseball ; Damage Commit- tee; Student Council; Supervisor Phi Society; Commencement Mar- sh.il; Pan-Hellenic Council. R.S., Phi, K 2, St. Cecilia. James Frederick Good Greenville, S. C. Take the cash and Ut the credit go. Fred comes from the Piedmont hills of old South Carolina, that stamping ground of pure air, razor- back hogs and able men. He came to us with no pretentions but left us to find out what kind of man he is. He hasn ' t tried to boost his stock but it has been paj-ing divi- dends regularly. He is a man of ability and a talented man as well. In art, he is our best. Art Staff Quips and Cranks (3). B.S. Samuel Burney Hay Cornelius, N. C. Let wreaths of triumph now my temples twtne. An Honor Roll man, an excel- lent speaker, a literary star and — his picture is hung in the fair frame of many a lady ' s heart. Cor- nelius may well be proud of him. He doesn ' t try to knock you down and make you like him, but when you know him it is mighty hard to keep from it. He has the qualities of a man. He is one. Honor Roll; Assistant in His- tory ' ; Assistant in Philosophy. A.B., Eu, Bachelors ' Club, S Y. , Thomas Morlev Hill StatesviUe, N. C. Hii valor and his generous mind Prove him superior of his kind. Tom hails from the Best town in North Carolina, so we natur- ally expected a good deal from him. Quiet, good-natured and efficient, he is liked by all. He so distin- guished himself in class football that the coaches decided he was too good for that league and he has been taking varsity trips ever since. Class Football (2) ; Scrub Foot- ball (2); Captain Class Football (2) ; Manager Class Football 1914-15; Manager Basket-ball. B.S., n K A. William Hollister New Berne, N. C. His eyes. An outdoor sign of all the ivarmth li ' ithin. He never says die. Perhaps his most striking trait is stick-to-it-ive- ncss. H this ability gives him as much success in after life as it has at Davidson, he will some day he one of Davidson ' s star Alumni. First Supervisor Phi Society; Srcrctar ' Phi Society; Punctuality Roll; Student Council; Y. M. C. A. Cabinet ; Dnvidsonian Staff ; Class Baseball; Class Track. B.S. ; n K A, 2 Y. 1m Gf.orgf. Brown Hoyt Atlanta, Ga. And when a lady ' s in the case. You knoiv all other things give place. There ' s a shady dell in the Blue Ridge mountains of V irginia that has the power at any time of turn- ing this sad heart into a gushing fountain of poetry. He tells you something about a cow track be- neath a coniferous tree up there somewhere. Save for this one sub- ject, however, he is a poet of the first water. Honor Roll ; Commencement Marshal; Class Basket-ball (3); Manager Class Basket-ball. A.B., Eu, Ba chelors ' Club. Walter A. Johnson Little Rock, Ark. ' Tis better to have loved and lost. Than never to have loved at all. Since, in days of Auld Lang Syne, we sat together five hours a week on Prep Greek, Johnson has held a high place in our regard. He has been one of the most effi- cient cogs in the college machinerj during the four years he has been here. He has kept the campus supplied with photographs, shoes or anything else it might need. Wearer of the D ; Class Track (3) ; ' Varsity Track {2) ; Class Football; Punctuality Roll (2). A.B., Eu. TI Hll J jy i William Latta Law, Jr. Rock Hill, S. C. Of manners gentle, 0 affections mild. Of wit a man, simplicity a child. Good student, good athlete, good man — that ' s Latta. We might add good-looker, good ladies ' man. Whether he has just come out of a tough football scrimmage or from the noxious fumes of the Chcm. Lab., Latta always has on a cherry smile and a cheery word. Class Football ; Captain Scrub Football; Cla.ss Baseball; Scrub Basrball ; Reporters ' Staff David- sonian ; Editorial Staff Davidmn- ian; Quips and Cravks Staff. B.S., Eu, K 2, St. Cecilia. Robert Hayijes Jones Greenwood, S. C. A votary to fond desire. Possum and his two col- leagues, Drs. MacConnell and Douglas, know more about Bi- ology and Physics than any trio we know anything about. Possum is one of the most popular men in the class. He al- ways has a cheerful smile and a friendly greeting for you and is always willing to do his part and do it well. H he goes into medi- cine, he is going to make a suc- cess and if he doesn ' t he is going to mnke a success. B.S. DouGALD McD. Monroe Manchester, N. C. Far may we search before vie find, A heart so manly and so kind. Doughall is a fellow who worked from the word go, and who can now sit back and see the fruits of his labor. He is not a man who goes in for the trivial things of life, but things have a real and deep meaning for him. He came to us from the sand- hills of North Carolina and when he has completed his Seminar ' course, he intends to go back and work for the enlightenment of his people. We wish him success. A.B., Phi. Harlee Morrison Loray, N C. Deeper, deeper let us toil In the mines of inoiiledge. Here is the man who ha? found the tree that grows lOO marks. And his bean is one spot where it flourishes. His mind is of the t pe that goes deeper than the false surface and seeks the realities of the subject in hand. One of the likeable, steady, de- pendable men, who have made the Class of ' i6 the grand old class that it is. Honor Roll. A.B., Phi. jfreiTATrT F William Gilbert Morrison Okolona, Miss. Nothing can cover my fame but heaven. We are not jealous of Preach- er — we are proud of him. He is one of the representative men of our class. Manager Soph. Banquet; Asst. Manager ' Varsity Football ; Bus. Manager Quii ' S and Cranks; Asst. F.ditor Y. M. C. A. Hand- book, 1914; Class Football; Cap- tain Class Track ; Captain ' Var- sity Tracic ; Vice-Pres. and Presi- dent Athletic Association ; Senior Orator; Pan-Hellenic Council, 1014-1 S ; Cnmmenrement Marshal. A.B., Eu, 2 A E, St. Cecilia. Roy Williamson Morrison Bishopville, S. C. ' do it, aye, e ' en If it takes more ' n four years to do it. Roy showed his good sense by dropping out of college to finish with sixteen. The advantage was mutual. We got a man who, by natural ability and hard work, has won success in college. If you are a true man and a true friend, here is your peer. If you believe in democracy, work and fellowship, you will be congenial with this man. Class Football. A.B., Eu. Leroy Arthur Mullen Shawnee, Oklahoma Dream! of mountains, as in their sleep, they brood on things eternal. A leader whom sound judgment, a ready wit, a good sense of humor, an amazing versatility and a demo- cratic spirit have made one of the eminent men of his class. Chief is a man of rare worth and true merit. A clear thinker, an excel- lent orator, a keen business man, his success in the world is a fore- gone conclusion. Oklahoma has produced a remarkable man. A.B. John Malcolm McBryde Red Springs, N. C. Learning by study must be won. When he was a Fresh, Mac thought he would see how it felt to make the Honor Roll, and he got the habit. That doesn ' t inter- fere with his college course, how- ever. He is a leader in the class- room, on the class football field and on the Magazine Staff. Student Council ; Vice-President Class, 1914-15; Honor Roll (4); 1st and 2d Critic Phi Society; Su- pervisor Phi Society; Magazine Staff; President Ministerial Band; Class Football. A.B., Phi. Hugh McCormick Manchester, N. C. was not born for courts or great affairs. Pay my debts, believe and say my prayers. Good humor, hard work, keen intellect, a fair mind, are some of the characteristics which are com- pounded in the mortar of Spook ' s personality. Almost any time of night or day, you can find some- body in Spooks ' room, getting him to explain one of those fine points which he never seems to miss. Sec.-Treas. Class ; Honor Roll ; 2d Supervisor Phi Society. A.B., Phi. Kenneth A. McDonald Hope Mills, N. C. Far may we search before we find A heart so manly and so kind. A long, Scotch philosopher, but he is not looking for an honest man; he is looking for somebody who can beat him pitching horse- shoes. And his standard is high •long other lines. He walked qS with a rep Junior Speaking, he ' s deep in the philosophy of history and he believes preferment comes through true worth. Junior Orator ; Punctuality Roll. B.S., Phi. I Edwin James McIntyre Wilmington, N. C. Of manners gentle, of affections mild. With Ed, spotting a prof is a business proposition — a matter of knowing a good thing when you see it. And he can spot anything from a question on law to the profit on 13 19 of a ton of marked-down coal. Ed is a good business man, an athlete of some repute, a steady student and a trustworthy com- rade. We look for him to comer the market in sea-water at Wil- mington some day. Class Baseball (2). B.S., Phi. J Archibald i I. McKeithen Cameron, N. C. Big in soul, hand and heart. When Archie decided this year to forego class football and went out and starred on the ' Varsity, he was only doing in football what he has done in ever)thing else since he came to college — playing a good game. He ' s as great- hearted as he is great-bodied, only he won ' t tell you about it. You have to find it out. Class Baseball; Class Football; ' Varsity Football ; Wearer of the D ; Manager Class Football. B.S., Phi, Bachelors ' Club. imjtwitUf c John Daniel McLeod Carthage, N. C. His genius and the midnight oil. What do you think of a man who takes Senior Math, and Junior Greek for his crips, and Senior Philosophy for a diversion, and then makes the Honor Roll as a matter of course? Yea, he does it. But that doesn ' t make him a pale pessimist or a book-worm. He ' s up-to-date. He mixes the Cos- mopolitan with his Iliad and says he finds some surprising cuss-words in Sophocles. Honor Roll (35 ). A.B., Phi. Thomas Ruffin McNeill Fayetteville, N. C. He that hath knowledge spareth words. They say the atoms and mole- cules sit up at attention when Muff comes into the lab. They also say that the Kaiser made him a flattering offer to come over and teach the young Kaiser German. Anyway, he ' s teacher ' s pet, when it comes to Chemistry and Ger- man. Student Council; Honor Roll; Gym Team; Class Track; Class Football; Captain Class Football, 1914-lS; Vice-President Class. B.S. Charles Eugene Neisler Kings Mountain, N. C. The lucrative business of mys- tery. Gene must be a genius. That ' s why the regular course didn ' t suit him. Chemistn,- is his ever ' -day hobby, but he has several more in his stables for special occasions. For instance, he is an artist, a g m- nast, fullback on the class tear , one of the broadest readers of mod- em literature and up-to-date science, and withal a good fellow. Class Raseball; Class Football; Gym Team ; Art Staff Quips and Cr.anks. Harry White Ormand Bessemer City, N. C. His words are bonds, his oaths are oracles. Ormand came to college with a purpose in view and through four years has been steadily working and progressing toward it. His college course has been an unqualified suc- cess. He makes the Honor Roll with apparent ease, is a good de- bater and speaker and a good worker in the Phi Society. Honor Roll; Class Football; President Gaston County Club; I ' resident Phi Society; V aledicto- rian Phi Society. B.S., Phi. - jxii iKr C James Godfrey Patton, Jr. Decatur, Ga. Class Baseball; Class Basket- ball; Davidsonian Staff; Quips AND Cranks Staff (2) ; Assistant Manager and Manager Maga- zine; Debating Council; Manager Debating Team ; Vice-President Y. M. C. A.; Class Historian; President Ministerial Band; Re- ' spondent, Reviewer, and President Eu Society; Declaimcrs ' Rep (2); Alternate Peace Contest (2) ; Freshman-Sophomore De- baters ' Medal ; Junior-Senior De- baters ' Medal ; Junior Orators ' Medal; Intercollegiate Debater. B.S., Eu, K 2. John Lewis Payne Washington, N. C. Of arms, I sing, and men. And women and the lissome las- sies, too. John is with us, but not of us. We mean that we do not aspire to even catch a glimpse of the Olympic heights of poesy on which he dwells. Secretary, Vice-President and First Critic Phi Society; Glee Club (3); Magazine Staff (2); Quips and Cranks Staff (2) ; Class Football (3) ; Commence- ment Marshal ; Pan-Hellenic Council ; Class Poet. B.S., Phi, K A, S Y. Roy Perry Easley, S. C. If you spend word for word with me, I shall make your wit bankrupt. In every class there is a man whom everybody likes and ad- mires. We pick Pete for this position in the Class of ' i6. Proba- bly he is the most genial and con- genial man in the class. Secretary and Vice-President Eu Society ; Declaimers ' Medal ; Treasurer Y. M. C. A.; Track (3) ; Class Basket-ball (3) ; Man- ager Class Basket-ball, 19U-IS; Secretar) ' Class, 1914-15; Com- mencement Marshal. B.S., Eu, Bq,chelors ' Club. w wVt William Carlf.ton Rourk Wilmington, N. C. know the gentlrinan To be of north and worthy esti- mation. A man who will do what he says he will do — rather rare specimen. If a man wants some good advice or a cheering word, he can not do better than go to Friend. The Frc5h tip their hats to him and go to him with their troubles. He i? a steady, up- right man whom all respect. The world needs men of this type and they are sure to be recognized. Vice-President Phi Societ - ; Commencement Marshal. Phi. , Henry Allan Scott Fort Smith, Ark. Here is my hand for my true co nstancy. Davidson College is a great in- stitution. Here is a living proof of it. For four years Scott has worked in partnership with the Davidson spirit and anyone who has known him for four years can see the results. He is one of the most reliable men in the class. A mainstay of the Eu Society, a de- bater of parts, a capable man with books and a man of moral strength Class Football ; Assistant in Physics; President Eu Society. A.B., Eu. Duncan Shaw Fayetteville, N. C. His worth is warrant for his wel- come hither. Probably no man in college has more friends than Dunk. His ge- niality and straightforward life have won many. He is a man whom we will long remember and probably he won ' t let us forget him. Class Historian; ad Supervisor, 2d Critic, and President Phi So- ciety ; Junior-Senior Debaters ' Medal ; Class Football ; Class Base- ball. A.B., Phi. Frank H. Smith Easley, S. C. When the stream runneth smooth- est, the water is deepest. Fresh. -Soph. Debaters ' Medal ; Fresh. -Soph. Declaimers ' Rep, ; Alternate Debating Team ; Stu- dent Council ; Honor Roll ; Presi- dent-Reviewer, and ' irc-PresIdent Eu Society; Intercollegiate Debat- ing Team (2); President Senior Class; Pan-Hellenic Council; Quips avd Cranks StaflF: Maga- zine Staff; Editor-in-Chief Maga- zine; Editor-in-Chief Quips and Cranks (resigned). A.B., Eu, n K , Blue Pencil Club. Walter Gray Sommerville Mitchells, Va. His years but young, but his ex- perience old, His head unmellorved, but his judg- ment ripe. Summertime came to us in our Soph year, and left us in the spring of our Senior year to take up a re- sponsible position in his native state. Asst. Business Manager David- sonian ; Y. M. C. A. Cabinet ; Stu- dent Council; Secretary Damage Committee; President Y. M. C. A.; Cheer Leader; President Tenn.-Va. Club, 1915-16. B.S., Eu, n K A, 5 Y. Thomas DeLamar Sparrow Washington, N. C. And the ladies, strange to say. Pester him both night and day. Fresh.-Soph. Debaters ' Medal ; 2d Supervisor, Vice-President, 2d Critic, and Respondent Phi So- ciety; Chairman Debating Coun- cil ; Commencement Marshal ; Pan-Hellenic Council ; Asst. Man- ager Football ; All-Class Football ; Manager Football ; Captain Class Football ; Wearer of the D ; Class Baseball; Davidsonian Staff; Magazine Staff; Student Council; Executive Committee Athletic As- sociation. B.S.. Phi. K A, i Y, St. Cecilia. Wardlaw Perrin Thomson Rock HiU, S. C. A man was he to all his neighbors dear. This Rock Hillian, with the deep bass voice and the genial smile, is a big man any way you take him. At the end of his Senior year, one thinks of this solid, likeable, dependable classmate as a man the college will miss as a student, but will welcome as an alumnus. Class Football (2). B.S., Ben. ■ 1 1 John Pavne Williams Chattanooga, Tenn. see bright honor sparkling thru his eyes. President Class, 1914-15; Sec- Treas., Vice-Pres. and President Student Body; Student Council: Secretary, Treasurer and Vice- President Eu Society; Vice-Presi- dent Class, igi3-u; Sec.-Treas. Athletic Assn.; Manager Tennis, 1914-15; Magazine Staff; David- snnian Staff; Editor-in-Chief Dav- idsoninn ; Assistant in Historj- ; Executive Committee Athletic Assn.; Y. M. C. A. Cabinet; President Tcnn.-Va. Club, 1914- IS. B.S., Eu, % Y. Joseph Thomas Williams Stuart, Va. This wort of his is great and wonderful. Reared amonc the free heights of the Blue Ridge mountains of Virginia, Joe came to us in the fall of 1912, a raw mountain boy. After four years at Davidson we behold an educated and well- rounded man. He has drunk deep at the Davidsonian spring and has shunned no waters, however bitter, ivhich seemed to have power to quench his thirst. Eu. William Tazewell Witt Mount Airy, N. C. Loyal Nephew, bear our shield. This genial Bill is one of the best-rounded men in a well-round- ed class. There is nothing one- sided about this outspoken Caro- linian. For thi s affable, dependable and competent man, the world can hold nothing but success. Class Baseball ; Scrub Baseball ; Manager Class Baseball ; Secretary Phi Society ; Assistant in Latin ; Y. M. C. A. Cabinet; Glee Club; Chief Commencement Marshal. A.B., Phi, Bachelors ' Club. uiFs Grm ►enior ci ass ' oem Ah Change, thou nimble, u inged child of God, Hast robbed from us these short, sueet hours of youth; So short — we know not now half they contain; But spent — four years — now sleeping yesterdays. Rich seasons, kissed by joys; some fraught with pain. Ah, Life, so full of summer to us all, Art gone; — ' hast left us to lanunt thy flight; As loath to part, we face life ' s forked road. And yet, we would not in the valley stay When duty calls for men to toil and fight. A thousand cliffs loom dark across our path. And mountains high our master aims confront; But sure thy mother-love doth lull to rest Our fears; and fill young blood with wondrous strength To scale those spectral steeps to higher ground. What though we fall on yonder rugged climb? What though we never reach the vaunted heights? ' Tis good — strive on — and ever fix thine heart On things beyond the human, to attain. Let cherished aims transcend thy finite grasp. Thou art but one of this departing band, And yet, thy blood is tempered with thy friends ' . Thy brethren are not saved except in thee; Nor thou, save through their love and sympathy Canst know the fullest joy vouchsafed to man. When on the path of future years we meet. With what a heart of gladness shall we greet The friend and brother of our plastic years; As laughing through the morning of our lives. Each heart time-welded to a golden chain Of everlasting love. m psXGvmk 6 )enior ci ass Officers TT f . . President F. H. Smith 77- d - .,, T.R. McNeill • • • V .Preudent H. Mccormick Secretary and Treasurer _ „ r. T„ Historian J. G. Patton, Jr • • J. L. Payne Class History POSITIVELY this is not to be a short history of the Senior Class. Refer to any authority on History (Bird, Finley or Adams will  r serve the purpose), and they will agree that a Short History fe of the United States will cover eight hundred and fifty pages; thus we ' dare not undertake such a task for the Senior Class. It is gen- erally understood that a History of the United States only covers a few wars and the administration of a few more or less important Presidents. But think what a task is set before one who would chronicle the Class ' Here are found Chiefs and Presidents, wars and rumors of wars. But this is only a beginning. Were we to complete this Short History we should be compelled to enter the feathered world and tell of Buzzards Sparrows and many another Bird; our account would have to tell of Bulls and Possums and even the Spooks would have to be considered. Our tale would also tell of the explorations of Scott and Perry, of the in- ventions of McCormick and others, of the products such as the Hay upon many a Good Hill and even the law of our land is of no more importance than the Law of Davidson. No, we do not expect to write a short history of such a class for we have neither the time nor the inclination. Perhaps we should start out by saying that on a certain day m bep- tember we arrived at the portals of our Alma Mater to be, looking as green as a faithful son of the Emerald Isle upon St. Patnck s day, but we shall refrain from any such, for that would give this history a common place air when in fact it is to be an exceptionally excellent piece of art It is true, however, that a Freshman is not and can never be a Senior. The author will never forget how he first stepped of? the train and fighting shy of any member of the reception committee, walked up ta an intelligent S e: This is not egotism on onr part. The Editor told us to hand in that kind of a History and we simply have to obey mstructions 1 «L -- Hf— J ( O jBOR AI yxM c A £1 ' f n ps%(2un looking specimen of the colored race, later to be known as Maud, and in- quired as to the way to Davidson College. Yes, we were all Freshmen once upon a time, though to see Smith and Copeland walking around clothed in all their Senior dignity one would almost doubt that statement on good authority. Of course, we were all Freshmen, but that did not keep the men of Sixteen from showing their ability in their first year. Two of our number could wait no longer than their first night to prove that they were past masters at the art that made Nimrod famous and the report is that they gave the snipes a rare time. Considerate of the feelings of the remainder of the class, however, they refrained from boasting over the size of their catch. From this we branched out into other college activities and ended the year by winning honors on the athletic field, in the literary society and in the class room. Certainly as we look back upon our Freshman year we have no cause, shame or regret; we received a warm reception; we completed a successful year during which we received the downpouring of many showers of blessing. (We suppose that is what they were, we were told so by the Sophomores). It is generally the custom for the Freshmen after staying at college for a year to become Sophomores — we were no exception to the rule. That operation was in due time performed though a number were not able to stand it ?nd that accounts for a decrease in our members. A Sophomore is a wonderful institution. One day you will find him delving into the pranks of childhood and the next he will be playing the part of a great transformer. We did them both. Having selected a Chief to guide us through our year as wise fools we began to make that year a memorable one. Greater credit for the achieve- ments must be given to the class of Sixteen because the fatherly ad ice that had been forthcoming from the two married members of the class was to be had no more. Young and tender hands took up the work and they filled the vacancies well. In the fall the old custom of destroying college property in celebrating Hallowe ' en was stopped by our class, thus putting an end to a useless and expensive custom. Another great feat of this year was the Soph banquet. It was seen that no hotel in Charlotte at that time came up to the standard required by our class. A problem then arose which was finally settled by deciding to have a new hotel erected. This was done and so we ate the first meal served in the dining room of the Mecklen- burg. It is stated upon good authority that on this occasion more stale jokes were pulled, more nonsensible speeches delivered, more food de- m ps d ' m I 6 voured and more enjoyment received than on any occasion since Belshazzar feasted his court upon the wines and viands ot the east , , ,. The European war and our career as Juniors all began at about the .ame time That statement is made simply to give th.s part of our wo k thrim rtant feature known as historical setting and not because . really t Treal meaning here. As a Junior class we d.d - acted ust about in the same way that every Junior class has alvvays done We walked around trying to show our importance as upper classmen and one or two even bought a derby. All of this was to lead up to one event and that event was Junior Speaking. For three years one looks forward to the time when he will be given a chance to correct the errors that have existed in This old world for so long a time. A remedy for all .vas found when our class had finished their Junior orations and the only reason why the world is not a Utopia to-day is because all of these theories have not as yet been put into practice. Solemnly speaking, it is a known fact that our class is way above that average in oratorical ability and this occasion was a ' ' ' wTarshall we say of our Senior year? A Senior is a thing of wonder and a joy forever. As most Seniors always do, we came back to college feeling very important and dignified, selected the easiest tickets to be found and sat around for the first few days telling tales of things that happened in our Fresh year in order to say something that no one knew anything about that we might impress all the more the fact upon our hearers that we were Seniors and that we should be accorded respect. Co lege thus opened as usual with one exception, Dumas returned on time. After things began to run smoothly we settled down on the final stretch for that coveted diploma. In the pages of this annual you will find largely the record of th class during the present year and as our space about used up it w.l behoove us to bring this history to a rapid close. Only one word more. As we write we hear k rumored that Preacher Morrison is at present engaged in growing a mustache. This is only a rumor, however, and no one will personally vouch for its truth. We will be compelled to stop our history a th°s polt. Not that we want to for we would like to close with a very elaborate and impressive conclusion but the annual office boy is pushing ' °P s ' We forgot to state that our class was the best that ever entered Davidson College. This is a very essential part of every class history and we ask your pardon for waiting until this late time to say it. Editor ' s Note: This is a clever one— aimed at the Editor. k MborB JyiNc as vCr ran Now, Gentle Reader, here we pause. And the chain of beauty ' s broken. We wait to hear your kind applause While the Editor is smokin. ' Tis said of Seniors, grave and wise. That they know all about it. Yet many people wink their eyes And say: They may — we doubt it Here ' s where we make wise Seniors frown- QuiPS says it ' s Cranks that tells) Tho ' they have worn the cap and gown. They ' ll now wear cap and bells! f c aS u R a ! Ihe World ' s m OysTer, Which I, wifH 5woro, Will Opeh! O mps%Cmn I e Haste dee, Nymp, und pring along Some vine, some vimmins und some song, Und QviPS UND Granks — but don ' t pring JUDGE, Oder LIFE, oder PUCK— for dey ' re all fudge! ! : ORBf N c v S Viih Ipolojies (o Pears Soexp. (2) vnifc ' it Wiiti Hpolojies iioW.HP i )nel5. With Apologies ib Nobody. (3) LATTIE Lattie Bain is that big, good-natured fellow who, from behind the protection of all those invisible freckles manipulates a whole battery of rapid-firing machine guns trained on the defenceless professor. Occasionally he also drops a death-dealing bomb of a ques- tion into their midst which leaves them speechless with horror. JODY You ' re wrong, you ' re wrong. I don ' t know what you ' re talking about, but I do know vou ' reaU wrong So speaks Josephus. He can argue on anything from unearned incre- ment to w ch way the wind was blowing two weeks ago next Wednesday. He breaks up Te routineTf st dy by frequent visits to the postoffice, where, on the authority of the post- mistress, he gets missives thick enough for three ordinary letters. DR. GOOD, THE ART EDITOR Fred is a long-haired artist of the longest-haired type He lives in an atmosphere of cut-out Cosmopol.lan beauties, and is always in the attitude of sprawling around n a big mL,;= XWir He is like all other great wielders of the brush and pencil, very tempera- ment l. tTc representation opposite ' shows what the Editor-in-Chief has to contend with. PREACHER Oh dear ' Isn ' t he just too cute for anything? What a perfectly adoraW mus- tache ' If he only didn ' t ry to sing solos- So say all of them-the lad.es, we mean. Thev ' in their Tnnocence don ' t know that he got his nickname in irony, and so whenever he teils one of them that he will be true till the sands of the desert grow cold, they simply haven ' t the heart to not believe him. MISTAH JOHNSING Mistah Johnsing is a most observant chap. Just pull out your kodak on Sunday after- noon and he w ll follow you around till the last film is exposed to get the royalty on de- noon .and he win ' O- ' o J developed the stooiung habit looking at the soles of ;:S5 s h ' c s ' !o see ' ' :f tr ne d ' attention b ' y the Shu-fixery. (This concern paid advertis- ing rates for this mention.) pQss ju Jones may be a prosaic enough name, but not so Possum. For three lo g y ° hero kept Zs proud title unmolested, and the other claimant was heard to sadly remark s on after school started that he could still have it all for himself if he wanted ,t. There are three thoroughly Scarboroughistic reasons for this name. ., u a uu are ' « J °;°j8 y 8 „ j, next morning proudly showed his •oossum whkh bo?e a striking resemblance to the domesticated ammal ° t f ? . ' ' - 2 He was forced to play ' possum once on a foraging expedition to Mr. Skybald s pear orchard, for that gentleman ' s benefit. 3. His aversion for chickens. MISS MARY (QUITE CONTRARY) Writing the history of this eccentric individual is simply too much for the editor. He i7a mfstery- for while he poses to the campus as the embodiment of all lady-l.ke vir- tues hfs Tecret wickedrss is appalling. In addition to ruthlessly breaking the hearts of his n um ' e? us femin ne admirers, f is seated, in good -.| J-|, ' y ' „;,h,at once in the bug lab. he was actually seen murdering a harmless l.ttle fly with the official fly-killer. DUGALD HIMSELF For d4i times this fellow has bravely moved that the Phi Society stand adjourned. He is verVproTd of hfs looming fog-horn voice, and his cerise face. He is very proficient at the game of forty-two and is said to be the best Old Maid player in the city or college Naturafly he loves Gr eic. so on Monday evenings he can be seen Uking optional reviews in this ticket. 10Uf S t miN N1(S mps 2un BULL! Gentlemen, this is the pure and unadulterated article. We call him Bull, but really he is a whole barnyard habitation. None can approach him. In handing out a smooth line of persuasion he is a Bull, in working Chemistry he is a Ram, and in the Physics Lab he is one of those things known as Studs. He left a good class to graduate with ' i6, and stoutly avers that his intentions were good. But in view of the fact that those things are used as pavmg stones in a place which is far, far away from D. C, we would advise him to be cautious. SHORTY His name is Shorty because he is short on so many things. He is short on time ; he runs around the country putting his finger there, his eye to a keyhole here, and a minute later he pops up on the other side of the campus. He is short of breath because he walks so fast; he is short of hats because he scorns these relics of barbarism, except when he is out calling, or goes to Charlotte to see the movies. He seems short of sight, but this is because his elongated limbs elevate him so much above ordinary mortals. N. PERFECT FARRIOR Farrior is President of the Scrap Iron Club, and during the years that he dropped out he imbibed, along with other things, the Panklnirst doctrines to such an extent that on the slightest provocation he breaks out into violent maUdictions against the anti-sufTragists. If you ever go to his domicile and find him in a poetic state of mind, Hec for your life, for Shakespeare and his superiors are naturally nervous. He is certain to (luote from Browning ' s My Love is Like a Red. Red Rose to you. And say. he is a very intlucnlial man on the Student Council. PETE Pete Perry, as well as Frankic Smythc, hails from Easely. South Carolina. But where Frank has powerful long legs, Pete has the extraordinary chest development that would make a pouter pigeon die of shame. And once, really and truly, he used to be hollow- chested; but a double dose of patent chest developer produced such a development of the Pectoralis Major that the quack firm now uses his pictures as examples of before and after. as an advertisement. They are those that we sec weekly in the Davidsoiiian. F. SMITH, Esq. Here, ladies and gentlemen, is the original fashion plate model. This Homo Sapiens lacks in only one thing — a foot that is dainty and petite. Whereas his shoe ought to be a six, it really is a . He says that he has a big time iown home at Easely, in the dear old summer time, and succeeds in fooling the feminine population into thinking that he is an orator equal to Demosthenes or even Jack Paisley. What fools these mortals be! We don ' t want to hurt his feelings. MR. CLARY, DEACON Dear little Ernest, how cunning you are! Run out to your play, dear, hut don ' t wan- der far. Clary is a good boy; at least, we used to think he was once, but lately we have good cause to think that be is going completely to the devil. Just the other day he set up electric pulsations, vibrations, and cataclisms all over college by saying: I ' ll be dinged if I do it. In such a case there was only one course of action left : the entire Personal Work Committee of the Y. M. C. A. was called out, and they have been working faithfully with him ever since. They report progress as the Annual goes to press. MUFF This young man has never been in love and the fear tli.it this morbus ainans might catch him unprepare I had become a source of eon tant worry to him. So he worried as to whether he should pop the (juestion in High Ciemian, Low German, High French, Low French, Spanish, Latin, Greek, Greek newspaper or even English, and as to whether he should drop on one knee or two, and like perplexing questions. He was completely cured by reading Payne ' s Heart Aches, the best treatise of it ' s kind, which has put his mind completely at ease. JOHNNIE I am a poet. The last one I wrote, My babblings show it, From which I now quote: Whether I wish it or not. O, love ! My heart thou siezest ever. You have not forgot When I see a lady fair and— Water! Water! Call a doctor! This man has fainted! Stand back and give him air! BILL To Our Friends: At the close of this, the most successful year of its history. The Copeland Heart Supply Company desires to render thanks to its many friends for their con- tinued patronage. The growth of the firm has been wonderful. From an humble begmnmg four years ago when we had only one humble country sweetheart, our busmess has m- creased by unprecedented leaps and bounds, until at the present date we have numerous sweethearts, affinities, and fiancees in all the leading Southern States. THE COPELAND HEART SUPPLY. COMPANY. FRIEND ROURK The Honorable William Carleton Rourk, that great benefactor of the human race, for the present makes his home in Wilmington, N. C. So well known are his philanthropic activities that he is universally known as Friend Rourk. Despite his other activities he has found time to invent an unique key ring, and when there are any sales, he will endow D. C. with the enormous profits accruing therefrom. MISTAH BAIN Mistah Bain doesn ' t believe in such a great atmospheric displacement as his brother Lattie. His middle name is Mann, although he usually spells it Manus, He chooses to appear to the world rather as an exponent of lofty dignity, imposing mien, and stately deportment. TUB THOMSING This old wiseacres claims to be a Misogynist, whatever that is. His one ambish in life is to reduce the number of words in his monosyllabic answers to the minimum. Some of us say. Yes, sir. Doctor; others say, Yes, Doctor, but Tubby merely says ' Yes when he wants a thought strongly emphasized, and usually he simply nods his handsome head. MAC Here, gentlemen, is absolute proof that a little thing may be the direct cause of a great action This young man has a brilliant mind, but its dynamic propulsion can only be secured by the administration of Chaws uv terbaccy. He hates to go on class because he has to leave his quid outside, and after class he hurries back to replace it. CHIEF— GOTNG BACK TO NATURE Veil, chentlemen, diss article costs us two dollahs wholesale, but we will zell it for von ninety-eight. Vy shu, ve loose mauney on effry sale; ve iss only in bizness to accommodate you. Did jew effer hear dot leedle choke? Veil, a old Jew vunce sed to his son, ' Ikey, und vy don ' jew— ' Don ' t go yet. Vat? Vyshu ve haf dcm ; sefenty-hte cents, please. Veil, come agin ven you need anudder von. LATTIE (LAW) This diminutive lady-killer hails from Rock Hill, S. C, which, according to himself and Count B. V. DeRoddey, is a mighty good town, although Latta prefers Macon. In spite of his size, the supply of polysyllables that he turns loose on the faculty and the fair sex is simply amaiing. _ MAC (ARCHIE MUTT) Once in his Soph Year it is rumored that Archie Mutt was caught laughing; but since then he has been continually apologetic for this failing and now he never laughs. Still, it is said that at two a. m. a broad smile will be seen hiding his face. ai :TBTnri: r K.r ottnii4fJ j.-? 9 I 6 EDGERTON, THE RED. This lately patented gas bag has waited unappreciated for four years, thus proving that everyone has his dog days. However, in the near future this variety of gas container will be utilized to float a fleet of dirigibles that will compose a squadron in the aerial army of the United States. One of the latest principles laid down by modern chemistry is that the volatile gas with which this container is always filled— pure Reddic BuUiate— when mixed, even under ordinary conditions with another volatile gas— Preacher Meekate — will explode with a loud report which can be heard for miles around. MR. MORRISON Roy has a desperate time trying to keep the coy feminines from mistaking him for Preacher, and waving and bowing to him, which is a source of great embarrassment to a fellow as bashful as Roy. He tried to palm off an assumed knowledge of foreign tongues by posing to Freshmen as an assistant in the unknown languages. SPOOKS Four years ago this apparition burst upon our sight, a veritable wolf in sheep ' s cloth- ing. But no matter how ferocious his outward appearance, we have learned that inwardly he is as scary as outwardly he is fierce. He is so used to wearing kilts that he can not stand the restrictions imposed on him by American clothing. DUNC Dune is convinced of two things : first, Scotland is the greatest place on earth ; second, taking notes on Senior English is the height of folly. His type of architecture is some- thing that any artist would do well to notice twice ; in fact, Dr. Good is alleged to have used him for a model in several of his late masterpieces. My Dearest Malcolm:- MAC(BRIDE) Dearest, I don ' t know which has the sweetest taste to me, your letter or the candy. I am reading and eating and writing to you at the same time. You say you must come to see me soon. Dearest. I love you just for saying it like you did ; no one can say it as well as you do. I don ' t know what would become of me if you didn ' t come to see me as often as you do. Your darling, SUSIE. GREAT SCOTT! H. Alley Scott. This is the man on account of whom the famous Elysian Boulevard ' • changed its name. He is from the wild and woolly west, and after he had resided on that thoroughfare for two years the imprint of his character was so impressed on it that C it is called in his honor to this day. RICH Finley is very decided in his opinions. He isn ' t going to have any wife of his rub- bing her hands on the inside of any old stovepipe and getting them all black and dirty. No, siree. He wouldn ' t think of it for a minute. Rich is a marvel as a clothing salesman, producing a perfect fit by the simple trade expedient of gathering up a few handfuls of material in the back of the garment. PAT This round-faced Georgia Cracker is a product of that burg which is the home, for nine months of the year at least, of many another Davidson boys heart— Decatur. When he left, the whole town turned out to mourn. He is proud of his speaking; says that he used to speak a piece every Friday afternoon in the little red schoolhouse, and that a girl from Agnes Scott told him that it was real good. DUMAS That long brown-eyed gazook with the bugological loojc and the piano technique, he ' s a hoola, he ' s a la-la, he ' s a daisy, he is— this boy from the south-west-north-eastern part of the hemisphere. If you don ' t know a thing, ask us; we may not know it eit) er, the chances are we will, but if we don ' t, we will answer correctly anyway. simrr ANfiB UMIKS m5 Gi ' Mi?9M HILL Tom Hill, like Cliuck Adams, comes from Statesville, which accounts for his ruddy complexion. Learning comes naturally to him ; and since he took all the scholarship prizes in Prep School he has never had to exert himself in college. We still hope that he will mend his ways, and settle down to be a steady, sober fellow, when he embarks for his voyage on the storm-tossed ocean of life. (Plagiarized from a guy named Willie Shakes- ' ■ JIM Carson, the greatest living naturalist and scientist, discovered the gentle art of reeling in the speckled trout and bass. It is to be regretted that much of his most interesting work on this subject has lately been plagiarized by a shameless imposter named Walton. He is also the author of Fishy Stories, written especially for those who are likely to believe such tales for reasons of their own. In the field of human anatomy he specializes in cardiac affectations. For further information about this part of his work see his Cardia Amorens and Cardia Dulceus. ORMOND, ALCHEMIST Said Ezra Hill one day, to his neighbor across the way, There is a guy named Ormond, no bigger than yerthum, who ' s been away to college and turned out mighty bum. They told me down the street to-day, he ' s comin ' here to live. I vote that Lee, the Mayor, a warnin ' to him give. They say he don ' do nuthin ' but go to see the lassies and talk about the time of day and devilish smelling gases. Now, Sam, I ' ve got the interests of this little burg at heart, and we don ' t want our business run by no college-trained upstart. Why Sam, before that fellow eats a single bite of grub, he ' ll be startin ' some reform cam- paign or literary club. Now, we ' ve got to do our duty by the nation and the town, so we ' ll just amble down the street and spread our views around. CHUCK His appearance is enhanced by the application of very red rouge with which he re- touches his face to give it the natural color of the true American Beauty. We used to call him Wood-Chuck, but his inertia was so great that he piteously begged us to shorten his name to Chuck. He could not bear the thought of going through life wasting good breath and vocal power telling people that his name was as long a word as Wood-Chuck. He is very proud of his name, however ; he believes all the other wood-chucks were named for him, and feels honored accordingly. HAY, THERE! On the rst of September, 1912, Samburney came strolling up the back way in overalls and a big straw hat, but now this tiny hayseed from ' way back yander in the sticks comes tooting up Main Street, Concord Avenue, and Chamberside Drive in a big John Henry Ford, if the weather is good; otherwise he stays at the family fireside. MAC (DONALD) In 1492 his ancestors came from the Isle of Heaven, just off the coast of Scotland, and settled on North Carolina ' s eastern coast. He has always been reckoned a black sheep by the clan because his head is as bald as the egg of Columbus, the pilot of the good ship Mayflower, on which his progenitors crossed the ocean. Despite this detraction, a well- known institution of learning for the fair sex has lately honored itself by assuming his name. However, this absurd attempt will probably be frustrated by his pending civil action. BENNIE Bennett is the only man in the class of Sixteen who has loafed his way through college. He has a queer idea that taking books from the library will get him in with the professors. And so, every day or two, he goes over, takes out a few, stacks them up on his table for awhile, and then brushes oflf the dust and cobwebs and takes them back to the book-room. This is his process of acquiring a broad education. f f t 7 u_ .... Ill L iiji i 7 ii - | l III! tfr t i ii r i f i I. Ill - I ■ u.iif i it M f irr ' « I ' i . 1 1 n . ii u ps (2i ' in p. FOOT PICKWICK Pussyfoot Pickwick, the original, and hence the only original spotter. See him before taking a review; he can help you greatly. His tread is soft as the south wind, his step light as a feather. He seems to know more about reviews than all the professors put together, but there are nevertheless some things for which we can not accept his word. One is his prowess as a heart-smasher, but we can explain this by his big words. H(ARD) B(OY) CRAIG I am the personal representative of Davidson College in Charlotte. My oflice hours are every Saturday afternoon and Monday morning at 201 South Tryon street. I am also a special Civil Service inspector and protector. It is my duty to see that Civil Service affairs are well looked after and that the officials and their assistants are well protected. When not engaged in these onerous though sometimes pleasant duties, I am writing let- ters to my numerous feminine admirers, and when not writing, I an. asleep in my bed. P. R. NEISLER Once, in the days of his youth, Neisler put two and two together and found that they would make four. Since that time he has engaged himself in putting other things to- gether to see what would happen, and the cliemistry lab has become the victim of his curiosity. Naturally, an explosion that tears up the ceiling is not even a source of ex- citement to him by now. TIGE Last fall Tom broke into the managing business by acting as driver for the football team. He managed to pass two tickets and make enough on Junior German to get a re- exam. He manages to appear very attractive to the ladies, and the converse is also true; if you don ' t believe it, watch him when there are any around; he shines with a luster peculiarly his own. His spectacles are simply adorable. BUZZ Look pleasant, please, and see the little bird. The second on our bird list. Buzzard, in his Fresh and Soph years developed such chronic symptoms of the disease known as Sick, Doctor, that it was necessary to change completely the plan of handling class, church, and chapel absences. Although long domesticated, his wing muscles have not atrophied from lack of use. j j HOYT, OF ATLANTA ' Ray for Atlanta! ' Ray for Agnes Scott! So thinks George B. between his rare periods of study and his frequent periods of basket-ball. That is, he raved thus in the days —bright and happy days of long ago. But listen to the sad tale of George B. ' s downfall. It was a poem, of course. He wrote one— it was about only a golden-haired maiden, ' and her eyes were deep, deep (oh, so deep) blue, and her heart was s-0-0 tender and true, and he used to sit by her side, and so on. But alas— ere this masterpiece has passed the printer, she had handed him the mitten, served on ice. and George found to his sorrow, that it was only another case of Love ' s Labours Lost. HERC This man has contracted the fatal disease of the honor r oll, and so far no one has been able to cure it. As he himself might say, non potuit curari. One of the unsolved mysteries of science is how he got his nickname. Muff McNeill and Gene Neisler have both been looking for the cause lately, but there is not a clue as yet. In addition to his boning proclivities, BILL (WITT) This wonderfully kinky head means a great deal to us. Last year, when Arrowwood threatened to leave us and the choir, the city and college was in an uproar. We could not bear the thought of being without him. But Bill Witt stepped in, and we ound that he filled in admirably, so that we do not miss arry so much after all. Nobody but Bill could fill his place, but he does it admirably. When you see Bill ' s picture in cap and gown, remember that we had a time getting it. m MboRAi ' JWncaS. SUMMERTIME There are several theories to account for Summertime ' s abrupt departure, but the most plausible one is that he has gone on the stage. It is well known that he aspired to the leadmg male role in The Prince of Pilsen, and his departure leads us to thmk that he has achieved his ambition He will make a great actor; and while he can not, of course, approach Sam Keesler ' s masterful interpretation of Hamlet, or Tom Hendersons beautitul rendition of Juliet, yet he would make a good man for such characters as Richard III, lago, or Lance- lot Gobbo. SLEEPING BEAUTY There are many kinds of birds— eagles, doves, linnets, and larks— but there is only one bird in the world who can flunk Public Speaking and make ninety on Senior English. He has numerous other accomplishments, having lately committed to m emory the entire logarithmic tables. He is a game bird, always in open season, and though he is constantly being shot at, just as the poet said, Thou wast not bom for death, immortal bird, and growing poetical ourselves, we would say on our own account, Hail to thee, bright spirit! Bird thou surely art! Knox, like Davidson College, is always up-to-date. Each Fresh Class takes him for its mascot. He poses as the champion checker player on third floor Chambers, but with that forbearance which is characteristic of all great men, refuses to descend to defend his title. His smile is of the Mona Lisa type — cryptic, vague, uncertain— and for that reason he says that only a Leonardo da Vinci or an Eb Nisbet shall strike his beauty. Hence his refusal to let Moose take him, and the absence of his face from the ranks of the members of the class of 1916, heretofore shown. COURTNEY, SIXTEEN ' S MIGHTY MASCOT Here ' s the true sport worthy the name of Sixteen ' s Mighty Mascot— dressed up in the toga that all men wear back of the dignity they try to assume. This blue-eyed, sunny- haired youngster will some day carry greater honors than Sixteen has conferred upon him, great as they are, but we are all proud of the lucky jinx our mascot has been to us for, in fhc words of ' .he great poet: He seen his duty and he done it noble! WRECKS Ernest Lesue Ai.ford Chipley, Fla. :i A E Varsity Hascball (.0: Captain Base- ball (2); Class Football (2): Wearer of the D ; Vice-President Wearers of the D. Francis Hayne Baker Savannah, Ga. Eu. ; Bachelors ' Club Orchestra and Glee Club (3) ; Leailer of Orchestra; Commencement Marshal; Treasurer Eu. Society; Secretary Y. M. C. A.; Y. M. C. A. Cabinet. Norwood Bruce Boney Wallace, N. C. Andrew Brown Corinth, Miss. A. B.; Eu. Quips and Cranks StafiF; Class Football. John Watkins Bullock Bullock, N. C. A.B. Herman Archibald Campbell Aberdeen. N. C. A.B.; Phi. Honor Roll (3); Punctuality Roll; Student Council; 2d Critic Phi. Society. ;:;rtdfe- Giyn Avery Ted Cashiov Davidson, N. C. B.S. ; Bnchelors ' Club; St. Cecilia Class Baseballl (2) ; Glee Club. George Long Cooper Graham, N. C. A.B.; Phi. Secretary Phi. Society; 2d Critic Phi. Society; Debaters ' Rep. Augustus Rochester Craig Pendleton, S. C. A.B.; Eu. Leonard Hugh Eikel Fort White, Fla. A.B.; Eu. Thomas Augustus Finley North Wilkesboro, N. C. B.S.; Phi.; K 2 Punctuality Roll; Class Basket-ball; All-Class Football; Scrub Football; Class Baseball; Manager Tennis. James Thornwell Gillespie Florence, S. C. B.S.; Eu.; n K A Edwin Goodloe Hampton Fonivce, Ark. B.S.: i AE; St. Cecilia Manager Soph Banquet; Assistant Manager Quips and Cranks; Assist- ant Manager Football; Class Historian, 1 9 14-15; Class Football; Class Track; ' ice-President Student Bodv. Samuel Caldwell Harris Albemarle, . C. B.S. Stephen Thomas Henderson Charlotte, N. C. B.S. : Phi. ; n K ; St. Cecilia ; 2 Honor Roll; President Class, 191 S- 16; Student Council; Class Basket-ball; Vice-President, Second Critic and Re- spondent Phi. Society; Assistant Man- ager Magazine; Magazine Staff; Assist- ant Business Manager Quips and Cranks; Treasurer Golf Club; Com- mencement Marshal; Junior Orator; Assistant in Physics; Assistant in His- tory. John Kemp Hobson Cornelius, N. C. A.B.; Eu. Rawls Howard Tarboro, N. C. B.S.; n K David Vevable Hudson Kashing, China B.S.; Eu. George Alexander Hudson Kashing, China B.S.: Eu. Charles Reese Jenkins Charleston, S. C. B.S. ; Eu. ; K A Class Basket-ball; Class Football. Samuel Reeves Keesler, Jr. Greenwood, Miss. A.B.;Eu.;B0n;2 Secretary-Treasurer Student Body ; Manager Class Baseball ; Student Coun- cil; Scrub Football; Scrub Baseball; ' Varsity Football (2) ; ' Varsity Baseball; Wearer of the D ; Sec.-Treas. Wearers of the D ; Vice-President Eu. Society; Vice-President Athletic Association. William Parish Keesler Greenwood, Miss. B.S.; B0 n Class Football (3) ; Class Basket-ball (2); Class Baseball (3). John Parry Laird, Jr. Decatur, Ga. B.S.; K 5; St. Cecilia •Varsity Football (3) ; Manager Class Football (2) ; Wearer of the D ; President Wearers of the D ; Class Baseball; Class Basket-ball; ' Varsity Basket-ball (2) ; Assistant in Physics. Davis Woodson Lane Palatka, Fla. John Walter Mann Mebane, N. C. A.B.; Phi. Punctuality Roll ; Class Fo Class Baseball. )tball; Wilbur Erskine Mattison Anderson, S. C. B.S. ; n K A; St. Cecilia Class Track. Harry Frierson Mayfield Anderson, S. C. B.S. ; n K ; St. Cecilia Class Baseball ; Class Football. James William Miller SherriU ' s Ford, N. C. Class Football ; Scrub Football. Francis Marion Mitchell, Jr. Edisto Island, S. C. A.B.; Eu. Honor Roll. Thomas Johnson Mitchell Thomasville, Ga. B.S. ; Eu. ; 5 Davidsonian Staff; Managing Editor Davidsonia n ; Secretary Eu. Society; Vice-President Eu. Society ; Y. M. C. A. Cabinet. U1R5 Herbert Seth Morgan Atlanta, Ga. A.B. Y. M. C. A.; Ga. Club; Chemistry Club; Greater Atlanta Club; Ministe- rial Band; Member Student Body; Member Johnson ' s Pressing Club ( i month). James Raymond Morton, Jr. Savannah, Ga. B.S.; Eu; n K Orchestra; Magazine Staff; Class Football. Robert Lebby Murray Greensboro, N. C. B.S.; Phi. All-Class Basket-ball; Gym Team Class Football. Dan Ingram McKeithen Aberdeen, N. C. B.S. ; Phi. Sec.-Treas. Class, 1915-16; Punctual ity Roll; Secretary Damage Committee Gym Team (3). Lauch Dixon McKinnon Laurinburg, N. C. B.S. Student Council; Class Baseball Scrub Baseball (2) ; Class Football. MuRDOCK McKinnon Laurinburg, N. C. B.S. Class Football ; Scrub Football ; Class Track; Punctuality Roll. rni irw STmsTTrr r Zebulon Vance McMillan Red Springs, N. C. Class Football. James Purdie McNeill Florence, S. C. B.S.: n K A William Henry Neal Charlotte, N. C. A.B.; Phi.; n K First Supervisor and Vice-President Phi. Society; Orchestra and Glee Club (2) ; Assistant Business Manager David- sonian; Debating Council; Alternate In- tercollegiate Debater; Magazine Staff; Junior Orator. Everett Phifer Nisbet Charlotte, N. C. B.S.; Phi.; B H; St. Cecilia Sec.-Treas. Class (2) ; Class Basket- ball (3) ; Captain Class Basket-ball (2) ; Manager Class Basket-ball ; First Super- visor Phi. Society; Treasurer Golf Club; Student Council; President St. Cecilia. John Cannon Paisley Gibsonville, N. C. B.S. ; Phi. ; n K Vice-President Class, 1915-16; As- sistant Business Manager Davidsonian ; Punctuality Roll; Class Baseball (2); Class Football; Scrub Football (2); Junior Orator, John Howell Patterson, Jr. Muscogee, Fla. A.B. Reuben Walker Porter Jonesville, S. C. B.S. Class Football (2) ; Class Basketball; Gym Team (2) ; Captain Gym Team, 1915-16. Philip Barbour Price Nanking, China A.B. ; Eu ; 2 Assistant Editor Davidsonian ; Secre- tary and Vice-President Eu. Society ; Gym. Team ; Class Football ; Class Basket-ball. Carl Emmet Rankin Gibsonville, N. C. A.B. ; Phi. Raymond Howard Rajchford Gastonia, N. C. A.B.; Phi. Alternate Intercollegiate Debater ; Class Football; Scrub Football; Vice- President Ministerial Band ; Treasurer Phi. Society; Assistant Business Man- ager Magazine ; Davidsonian Staff. Algernon Beverly Reese Charlotte, N. C. B.S. ; Phi. ; K A ; St. Cecilia Vice-President Student Body; Presi- dent Class, 1914-15; Manager Basket- ball, 1914-15; Captain Basket-ball; Commencement Marshal ; Asst. Man- ager Football ; Captain Class Basket- ball; Class Baseball; Class Track; Sec- retary Y. M. C. A. ; Student Council ; Supervisor Phi. Society ; Junior Repre- sentative Soph Banquet ; Executive Com- mittee Athletic Association. Benjamin Dunlap Roijdey Rock Hill. S. C. B.S. ; Eu. ; H W n ; St. Cecilia Debating Council. William Yohannan Sayad Urumia, Persia B.S.; Eu.; 2 ' Varsity Football; Class Football; Wearer of the D ; Declaimers ' Rep. ; Junior Commencement Orator. Cleland Kent Schwrar Rock Hill, S. C. St. Cecilia Secretary St. Cecilia. Robert Wicks Shane Columbia, S. C. Gym Team (2); Class Baseball; Class Football (2) ; Captain Class Football, 191 5-16. John Duncan Smith Red Springs, N. C. Class Football (2). Arthur Smyly Tompkins Edgefield, S. C. 2 A E; St. Cecilia Class Football ; Manager Class Base- ball, 1914-15; Vice-President St. Ce, cilia. Cosmo Lowry Walker Columbia, S. C. K 2 ; St. Cecilia ' Varsity Football (3) ; Captain Foot- ball ; ' Varsity Baseball ; Wearer of the D. ' i-iii iS ' UIR5 Guy Walker Andrews, N. C. A.B. Benjamin Newton White, Jr. Danielsville, Ga. B.S. Scrub Football; ' Varsity Football (2) ; Class Baseball (2) ; Manager Class Baseball; Wearer of the D ; Scrub Basket-ball ; Captain-elect ' Varsity Foot- ball Team. Theron Long White Danielsville, Ga. A.B. Scrub Football ; Scrub Baseball ; Class Football (2); Class Baseball (2); ' Varsity Football; Wearer of the D. Archibald Lafayette Young Charlotte, N. C. A.B. ; Phi. Class Basket-ball ; Class Football ; Class Track ; Gym Team. Benjamin McClure Brown Cornelius, N. C. ' Varsity Baseball (3) ; Wearer of the D. J unior v-iiass CL o«i cera S. T. Hr.NDi:RSON President J. C. Paisley Vice-President D. I. McKf.ITHEN Secretary-Treasurer W. H. Neal Historian Class History X THE year 191 3 thi-re occured two conspicuous events which historians of the future will not dare to omit from their records. The first of these was the inauguration into the office of Presi- dent of the United States of a Davidson alumnus, and the second was the entrance into the studious halls of the Davidson College of the Class of 19 17. Of course, this may seem to others as a mere coinci- dence, but we have always thought that it was a way Fate had of linking together two important events. It was in September of the above mentioned year that the doors of this famous institution of knowledge opened to a hundred and twenty- three green, homesick, trembling Freshmen and received them with the accustomed welcome. For the first day or two everything went along very smoothly and we began to feel some disappointment that no one except ourselves seemed to recognize the fact that ours was an extraordinary class. But Fate was kind and on the first Monday of our sojourn we were given an opportunity to show our ability in the realm of Athletics. We seized the opportunity — much to the discomfort of the Sophomores — and with that began the glorious march of the Class of ' 17. During that entire year the members of the various teams of our class brought honor upon ' 17 again and again. Two class cups were seized without any regard to the tender feelings of upper classmen, and the Varsity received our share. The second year began as naturally it should, with that pep that is characteristic of every Sophomore Class. The first Monday the new Fresh class went down in defeat in a true exhibition of that favorite American game. Again the baseball cup was claimed, but Fate was kind — to the members of ' 16 — and the football cup was not decided. To the Varsity new men were given who did much to add glory to the Red and Black machines. As ready coin was .somewhat scarce, due, some say. to the Kaiser, we did not journey to the neighboring metropolis to partake of that feature so essential to Sophomore life, namely, a Banquet. Instead, we gathered within the spacious confines of Commencement Hall and there those walls did resound with merry-making. It was often said that ' 17 was purely a class of athletes and po ssessed no members who were skilled in the world old art of oratory. But now- let those who made such assertions retract their misconception for we have shown to all, now that Junior speaking is a thing of the past, that there is no phase of college life in which ' 17 has not excelled. With our past history before us we might draw natural conclusions as to the future, but let us stop here, for historians are not necessarily prophets. But we can at least see that the goal is not far off now that the third mile- stone Is past, and to reach it we shall strive on. % . - ' 3 jKn- ' VJt f Sopk omore OUicerB Cl ass President Viee-President W. D. Lawson J. M. Black S R. FOWLE Secretary-Treamrer L. A. Chambliss ' Histoyum Members Aiken. Hugh Kerr, Jr B.S. 2 Laurens, S. C. Angle, Charles William B.S. 2 Greensboro, N. C. Bachman, Joseph Sidney, Jr A.B. Bristol, Tenn. Barnett, Joseph Leroy A.B. Clover, S. C. Beall, Charles Richard Furman B.S. 2 Mayesville, S. C. Bellingrath, George Council A.B. Decatur. Ga. Bitzer, George Lacy, Jr B.S. i Davidson, N. C. Black, John McKinley B.S. 2 Harrisburg, N. C. Boggs, Lloyd Kennedy B.S. I Liberty, S. C. Brown, Channing Bolton B.S. 2 Rock Hill. S. C. Brown, George William B.S. 2 Anderson, S. C. Calhoun, John Chiles B.S. 2 Greenwood, S. C. Carroll, Raymond Trice Jackson, Tenn. Chambliss, Leopold Alexander. , Chattanooga, Tenn. Childs. Edward Powell. Jr Asheville, N. C. Clark, James Woodrow Greensboro, N. C. Conoly, John Gilbert B.S. I Red Springs, N. C. Cousar, Robert Wilbur A.B. Bishopville. S. C. Crouch, George Sanford B.S. 2 Cartersville. Ga. Gumming, William Cooper... A.B. Wilmington, N. C. ...A.B. ....A.B. ....B.S.2 ....A.B. Daffin, John Baker B S. 2 Marianna, Fla. Davis, Samuel Mosely .....B.S. i Mount Olive, N. C. Dishongh, Howard Allen B S. 2 Monticcllo, Ark. Douglas, William Lovett -VB. Dunedin, Fla. Elliott, Harry Bartley B.S.I Davidson, N. C. Fairly, Angus Clifton B.S.I Laurinburg, N. C. Finley, Allen Gordon B.S.2 North Wilkcsboro. N. C. Fountain, William Maynard . .B. Greenwood, Miss. Fowle, James Luther A.B. Washington, N. C. Fowlkcs, Floyd Edward Petersburg, Va. Fraser, Harry Boulineau Hinesville. Ga. Frierson, William Crosland... Hcardmont, Ga. Garth, Cornelius Voorhcis Hickory, N. C. Grey, Hugh Morton - • • Davidson, N. C. Hawkins, Thomas William. Jr A.B. Charlotte, N. C. Hengevcld, Frederick B S. 2 Waycross, Ga. Hodgins, Charles McLean B.S.2 Red Springs, N. C. Humphrey, William Guy... A.B. Greenwood, Miss. Jones, Robert Cannon, Jr BS 1 Chattanooga, Tenn. Kennedy, Marion Stoddert B.S.2 Pulaski, Tenn. .A.B. .A.B. .A.B. .A.B. ..A.B. Qui, I 9 King, George Millard B.S. 2 Bristol. Tcnn. Knox, William Bonner A.B. Hickory, N. C. Lawson, William David B.S. 2 Yazoo City, Miss. Liiifidd, Edwin Harper B.S. 2 Biloxi. Miss. Nfebanc. William N ' elson. Jr B.S. 2 Dublin, Va. Meek, Jame Holmes B.S. 2 Little Rock, Ark. MisenlK-imer, Thomas Mclclior B.S. 2 Charlnlte. N . C. Mitchell, Charles Kdward B.S. 2 Asheville. N. C. Monroe, Charles Ferguson A.B. Chadburn, N. C. Morton, George Daniel B.S. I Oxford. N. C. Morton, Tazewell Korvell A.B. Oxford, N. C. Mountcastle. Charles Andrew B.S. 2 Lexington, N. C. McCloy, Shelby Thomas A.B. Ionticello. . rk. McKee, Robert Bingham A.B. Asheville, N. C. McKcithen, James Edward A.B. Aberdeen, N. C. McXair. Malcolm Protbro B.S. 2 Aiken. S. C. McXeill. Archibald Stuart B.S.I Orange, Texas Orgain, Dcanc Mortimer A.B. Drake ' s Branch, Va. Orr, James Harvey B.S. 2 Charlotte, N. C. Overton, William Swepston A.B. Salisbury, N. C. Patterson. Leslie Hamner A.B. Bedford City, Va. Pharr, John Royd B.S. 2 Charlotte, N. C. Pless. James William, Jr B.S. i Marion. N. C. Richardson, Robert Payne, Jr A.B Reidsville, N. C. Saunders. Alexander Pierce B.S.I Fredericksburg, Va. Shaw. Harry Faison B.S. 2 Wilmington. N. C. Sprimt, Alexander, Jr .-...B.S. 2 Charleston, S. C. Sprunt, James Dalziel B.S. 2 Wilmington, N. C. Stone. Robert Hamlin A.B. Stoneville, N. C. Thames. John Allan A.B. Wilmington, N. C. Therrell. David Holt ...B.S.I Woodville, Miss. Thies, Oscar Julius B.S.I Charlotte, N. C. Thomas, Lavens Mathewson, Jr A.B. Chattanooga, Tenn. Toney, Frank Eugene B.S. 2 Columbia. S. C. Webber, George Frederick A.B. Morganton. N. C. Wood, .Mbert Carmirhael B.S. 2 Asheville, N. C. Woods, James Baker. Jr A.B. Tsing-Kiang-Pu. China Woods, John Russell A.B. Tsing-Kiang-Pu, China Eclectics Armistead. Xathanial LeMaster Corinth, Miss. Barentine, Boyd Graham Society Hill, S. C. Fowle. Samuel Richardson Washington, N. C. Hunter, Sterling Ludlow Atlanta, Ga. Ives, George Allen Newbern, N. C. Mallard, John Bethea Lincolnton, N. C. fcBride. John Lytle Glade Valley, N. C. McCloy, Dixon Esdale Monticello, Ark. Newton, James Gordon Poplarville, Miss. Shaw, John Alexander Fayetteville, N. C. Walker, Robert Bratton Columbia, S. C. BORA - c Sophomore Class History ( Sophist ' ry ) EVER so long as the dirt remains in Chambers building will we forget the day when the Class of Nineteen Eighteen was born. Summer had transformed the campus into a green Eden, thru whose paths we wandered ignorant of the sin that lurked in its depths. We stopped before the old well-house — which we understand is soon to become a Sanitary Drinking Fountain — and pondered upon the many times we would taste of its water — alas, how often! We climbed the steps and looked into the quaint Literary Society Halls and admired the old exquisite chandelier under which Napoleon was married, and under which our knees were soon to fight a battle that would have put the venerable general to shame. We passed beneath the fresco of Chambers building and admired the architecture of the stairway and the graceful openings overhead. Then we sought our own home-like nest in Georgia with its three-legged chair, mountainous bed springs, and prehistoric radiator. TTiru the open window drifted the sound of boys singing a familiar old melody which reminded us of the cabin and Pa and Ma: ' O you Fresh, you ' d better lie lozi: If you iiant to see your Mama any mo ' . How my heart thrilled with the joy of College Life — another ex- pression soon to be dreaded. That night we tasted the well water and learned why the overhead openings were put in Chambers building. Now that we think about it we are positive that the Honorable Maxwell Chambers planned the opening especially so that water could be poured thru them. About eight o ' clock the class appeared costumed for bed but destined for a walk. During it we learned the exact capacity of the water tank (now we think some of the water was borrowed from Cornelius for the occasion). Thus we were initiated and made into a Class. It is marvelous how time do fugit, despite Greek and Math. We gibed, we Bunked, we elected Childs President at the risk of Daughters life, we had our picture taken, we prayed for the snow to melt, we won class basket-ball, we cut Chapel, we wrote home for money; then — Com- mencement came. Some of us passed, but most of us flunked. The main point of note, however, is that Freshmanship was passed. Once that stage is passed the change is instantaneous. The Maga- zine some time ago published a biological discussion of this metamorphosis. We do not wish to be scientific here in order not to confuse Scott or Crisp. There was an absolute change in the point of view — or rather the point of the stick. The same old melody was sung, but somehow the voices sound- ed more melodious and harmonious because they were our voices. We were getting along beautifully. The Fresh were learning to be polite. Of course, Woodrow Clark nearly ruined us by threatening an uprising, but that soon blew over — or rather was pressed down. True, too, it is that some one took advantage of the darkest night — Hallowe ' en — and deco- rated our beautiful stucco building with misspelled words in red paint. Some said that we were responsible, but public opinion soon decided in favor of ghosts. Then came the snow, and with it a change in the history of the college. Somebody hit a certain prominent gentleman with a snowball. The Stu- dent Council, after a short session of fifteen hours, issued an edict against all forms of hazing. We were dumb. Our rights were gone. No longer could we tip our hats to Eddie. Thereupon we took to exercising in Church. But we soon became more absorbed in magazines and are now watching McKee travel to and from Charlotte in the interest of a Ban- ; quet — we know it ' s a Banquet because the girl married. I We ' ve hazed; we ' ve been hazed; we ' ve quit hazing. What more j could any class do? And thru it all we have been Davidson men. The i college with its quaint, hospitable charm and its cherished traditions caught a our hearts from the first and we have ever since then been striving to leave : our place among its charms and traditions. Freskman Officer CI ass T W. McAlister President S. M. Gilbert Fice-President A. S. Potts Secretary-Treasurer Abernathy, James Alonzo, Jr.... Lincolnton, N. C. -Alexander, Robert Dunn A.B. Davidson, N. C. Alexander, Thomas Robert B.S.I Matthews, N. C. .Andrews, William Parker -A.B. Charlotte, N. C. Berryhill, William Carey A.B. Charlotte, N. C. Boswell, John Reid A.B. Penfield, Ga. Boswell, William Johnson B.S.I Greensboro, Ga. Brand, Louie Christian A.B. Staunton, Va. Brown, James Stubbs B.S. 2 Decatur, Ga. Burns, Edward Betts B.S. i Richburg, S. C. Carter, Robert Cecil. B.S.I Mount Airy, N. C. Carwile, Preston Banks A.B. Rustburg, Va. Clark, William Clayton A.B. Rosindale, N. C. Clarke, Rufus Rivers B.S. I Estill, S. C. Corbett, George A.B. Greenville, S. C. Crosland, John A.B. Rockingham, N. C. Crouch, William Butler B.S. 2 Cartersville, Ga. Culbreth, Henry Bascom A.B. Parkton. N. C. Cullum, Welcome Hastings B.S. 2 Aiken, S. C. Cunningham, Robert Brown, Jr B.S. 2 Decatur, Ga. Currie, Jonathan Elliot B.S. 2 Fayctteville, N. C. Members S.2 Currie, William Murphy A.B. Carthage. N. C. Davenport, Harvey Wesley B.S. 2 Mount Holly, N. C. Dean, Raymond .Albert B.S. 2 Winston-Salem, N. C. Deaton. Fred Lee A.B. Huntersville, N. C. DeLaney, Luke Squires B.S. 2 Matthews, N. C. Dendy, Henry Benson A.B. Hartwell, Ga. Dunlap, William Thomas. Jr A.B. Charlotte. N. C. Dunn, Rufus Eugene B.S.I Vineland, N. C. Epps, David Samuel B.S. 2 Kingstree, N. C. Faires, Earle Whiteside B.S. 2 Charlotte, N. C. Fleming. John Kerr A.B. Barber ' s. N. C. Foreman, Charles Waldo B.S. 2 Montreat. N. C. Foster, James Kennedy A.B. Davidson, N. C. Fountain, Nathan Whitehead B.S. 2 Greenwood, Miss. Gibson, Mack Wilson A.B. Statesville. N. C. Gilbert, Samuel Millard B.S. 2 Dalton, Ga. Good, Lewis Porter A.B. York, S. C. Graham, Dougald McFadyen A.B. Fayettcville, N. C. Hall. Frank Price B.S.I Belmont, N. C. Hall, Robert Davidson B.S.I Belmont, N. C. Hall, William Alfred, Jr A.B. Suffolk. Va. Hambright, Frank Bernard B.S. 2 Grover, N. C. Harris, Robert Otis, Jr B.S. 2 Mobile, Ala. Hart, Oliver Philip A.B. Mooresvillc, N. C. Harwood, Wallace Baker B.S. 2 Fentress, Texas Hipp, David Elliott B.S. 2 Charlotte, N. C. Hollandsworth, Charles Jarman A.B. Callaway, Va. Hollingsworth. James William B.S. 2 Mount Airy, N. C. Hollingsworth, Joseph B.S. I Mount Airy, N. C. Horner, Robert Russell A.B. Elizabethtown, N. C. Howell. Clewcll B.S. 2 Wilmington, N. C. Huneycutt, Quincy Newton ...A.B. Locust, N. C. Huneycutt, William Jerome A.B. Locust, N. C. Inman, Audrey McGowan B.S.I York, S. C. Johnson, William Thomas, Jr B.S. 2 Hartwell, Ga. Johnston, Lindsay Morris B.S. 2 Pineville, N. C. Johnston, William Gladstone B.S. 1 Davidson, N. C. Jones, Robert Rives B.S. 2 Walnut Cove, N. C. Jones, William McConnell B.S. i York, S. C. Ketchie, Arthur Augustus B.S. 2 China Grove, N. C. King, George Watts B.S. 2 Charlotte, N. C. Kornegay, Robert, Jr B.S. I Mount Olive, N. C. Lawrence, William Henry A.B. Anderson, S. C. Lott, Stokes B.S. 2 Winston-Salem, N. C. Love, James Jay B.S. 2 Quincy, Fla. Matthews, Carl Jackson A.B. Clover, S. C. Menzies, Henry Harding B.S. i Hickory, N. C. Miller, Joseph Henry, Jr B.S. 2 Rock Hill, S. C. Miller, Rufus Clyde B.S.2 Sherriirs Ford, N. C. Moo ' c, Edgar Blackburn B.S. a Charlotte, N. C. Morris, John Watson B.S.2 Matthews, N. C. Mountcastle, Kenneth Franklin B.S.2 Lexington, N. C. Mc Alister, John Worth B.S. 2 Greensboro, N. C. McAskill, Leon Clark A.B. Jackson Springs, N. C. McClure, Robert Edwin A.B. Wilmington, N. C. McDowell, Emmette Samuel, Jr A.B. Griffin, Ga. McDuffie, Kenneth B.S.2 Mullins, S. C. McIIwaine, William Andrew B.S.2 Sumter, S. C. McKeithen, Leighton Black A.B. Cameron, N. C. McRae, Marion B.S. 2 Wilmington, N. C. Neel, Wilton Cook A.B. Charlotte, N. C. Nichols, Lee Burrus A.B. Sparta, N. C. Nimocks, David Ray B.S.I Fayetteville, N. C. Norcum, Ralph Albert B.S. 3 Columbia, S. C. Patrick, Bailey A.B. Hickory, N. C. Perritt, Vance F B.S.2 Mullins, S. C. Perry, John Hampton Cropp B.S.2 Charleston, S. C. Peters, Robert Brookes B.S. 2 Tarboro, N. C. Pharr, Neal Yates A.B. Charlotte, N. C. Poole, David Reid A.B. Mount Ulla, N. C. Potts, Albert Sherman A.B. Little Rock, Ark. Price, William McKinley A.B. Stoneville, N. C. Query, Stafford Morrison A.B. Concord, N. C. Reed, Robert Gordon B.S. 2 Columbia, S. C. Robertson, Thomas Henderson A.B. Christiansburg, Va. Robinson, Roy Wallace A.B. Charlotte, N. C. Robinson, Samuel Willis B.S.2 Charlotte, N. C. Robson, Charles Baskerville A.B. Davidson, N. C. Robson, George McCrea A.B. Davidson, N. C. Siske, Manley Arphew B.S. i Troy, N. C. Smith, Alexander Rankin B.S. i Easley, S. C. Smith, William Murray B.S. 2 Williston, S. C. Smoak, Claudius Melvin B.S. 2 Bamberg, S. C. Solomons, Edwrard Alva B.S. l Sumter, S. C. Spencer, James Williamson B.S. 2 Martinsville, Va. Sternberger George Thomas B.S. 2 Wilmington, N. C. Stone, Thomas Clarence B.S. I Stoneville, N. C. Summer ille, Harry Washington A.B. Paw Creek, N. C. Sutton, Parham George B.S. 2 Calypso, N. C. Sweet, James Monroe A.B. Cornelius, N. C. Tompkins, Daniel .Augustus B.S. 2 Edgefield, S. C. Townsend, John Henry, Jr B.S. 2 Anderson. S. C. Turner, Earle Alexander A.B. Winnsboro, N. C. Watts, John Dillard B.S. 2 Reidsville, N. C. Wearn, John MacDonald B.S. 2 Charlotte, N. C. White, John Floyd B.S. 2 Chester, S. C. Williamson, Harry De Los B.S.I Gallatin, Tenn. Wilson, Charles Hooper B.S. 2 Sumter. S. C. Wilson, Leonard Livingstone A.B. Mount Olive, N. C. Woods, Edgar Archibald A.B. Tsing-Kiang-Pu, China Woods, Robert Underwood A.B. Hwaianfu, China Worth, Charles William A.B. Kiangyin, China Worth, William Chadboum B.S. 2 Kiangyin, China Wright, Elijah Benjamin A.B. Rome, Ga. Wylie, William De Kalb B.S.I Richburg, S. C. Eclectics Allen, Charles Frederick Atlanta, Ga. Burns, Alwin Caruthers Sumter, S. C. Carroll, John Murchison Jackson, Tenn. Coachman, Kendrick Powell Asheville, N. C. Cranford, Reid Davis Davidson, N. C. Crowell, James Lee Concord, N. C. Del Rio, Francesco Placefas, Cuba Dougherty, Louis Bissell Liberty, Mo. George. John Foy Fort Worth, Texas Gray, Joseph Henry, Jr. Franklin, Va. Harrington. Charles Mullins, S. C. Huffstetler. Joseph Foster Gastonia, N. C. Huntet-, Coyte Charlotte. N. C. Knight, Joseph Irwin Carthage, N. C. Llewellyn, Carl Perrin Chattanooga, Tenn. Marsh, Charles Glover Fayetteville, N. C. Monteith, Charles Edgar Huntersville, N. C. Morgan, William Mangum Fayetteville, N. C. McArthur, Charles Alexander St. Pauls, N. C. McGill, James Dickey Kings Mountain, N. C. McMillan, Garnett Sherman Clarkesville, Ga. Neisler, Paul Mauney Kings Mountain. N. C. Pharr, John Robinson Charlotte, N. C. Pickens, John Reid Chattanooga, Tenn. Rodriguez, Florencio Evaristo Fomento, Cuba Rowland, George Harris Sumter, S. C. Shaw, William Flinn, Jr. Sumter, S. C. Younger, William Lee Lynchburg, Va. UTl ked: Flunk, Flunk, Flunk Flunk, flunk, flunk. That ' s the only course for me; The handsome marks that once I made, I never more shall see. O , vcell for the studd-ious lad. That he hones o ' er his Greek all day; O, well for the brainy youth, IVho laughs his time aivay. And the honor men go on To power and to fame; But now I ' ve lost my cherished pull, I ' ll never look the same. Flunk, flunk, flunk, O, what an awful sign. To be the one man in your class To average sixty-nine. ,., ES S«SK S ti p3 S l riu ii S Gael ' s ahut EDDIE BURNS Eddie ' s heart fills with sorrow and his eyes with tears, whenever he thinks that His Bonnie Lies over the Ocean, and he often sings of her in a magnificent, charming, tenor voice which will some day be worth a fortune. Whoever did that is a low down puppie dog. HALL Esquire Hall tried to entwine his anatomy around a barbed wire fence last fall, between here and Moores- ville ( ?), and that accounts for his one eye and his cognomen of Dead-Eye Dick. Hall seems to have a strange attraction for the thriving metropolis seven miles to our north. Wonder why? HAMBRIGHT No, gentle reader, this is not Charlie Chaplin, but merely the person from whom the famous Charlie pur- loined his equally famous gait. This member of our Fresh class is highly indignant at this trespassing on his rights, and it is rumored that he has sued the movie actor for a huge sum because of this habit of using his walk without giving credit for it. HOWELL The Freshman pictured opposite lives in the wrong period of time: he should have lived in the times they read about in Soph Latin, when his gastronomic abilities would be more appreciated than they are at D. C. What did you say? Why sure, I ' ll go to Skit ' s with you. Hurry up; we ain ' t got all night. MATHEWS This is a mighty good boy. He is never naughty, and has the most affectionate disposition in the class of nineteen, as his near neighbors on class can testify. He belongs to the Mysterious Band, but doesn ' t join the volunteers for fear of getting shot. He is also an artist ; and if Fred Good had been able to procure his portrait of myself, looking in the mirror, the art de- partment of Quips and Cranks would be greatly enhanced. NIMOCKS When this loyal tarheel came to our midst last fall under the protection of a mass of brilliant auburn tresses, the eyes of all, especially the ladies, were turned admiringly on him ; but alas, soon some of the shaggy locks were amputated, and this mighty man, Nimrod, has forever and ever killed himself with the ladies — e.xcept when the Queens ' College Choral Club comes up. SHAW No, I ' m not the manager, but I am his brother; don ' t you think we look and act alike? I am going to manage a baseball team myself when I get big enough. Don ' t you think I will be a good Manager? Say, do you happen to have a Camel? Oh, well, I reckon a Home Run will do just as well. STERNBERGER This is the cutest Freshman on the Hill. He looks rather aged, but here again looks are deceptive. He is an ir-regular ladies ' man, and Statesville— or perhaps it would be more accurate to say somebody in States- ville — is very near and dear to his heart. Age, self i8 years Mustache 1 12 years 18 1 12 years C. B. BROWN It is hard to get this timid, shrinking, modest youth to appear before you, ladies and gentlemen. Strange faces and places strike terror in his innocent young heart. Much more would he prefer a quiet social game with a fifty bone limit, a pipe between his lips strong enough to make a German professor gasp, a Seltzer bottle at his elbow, and a big plate of Saratoga chips before him. It was only possible to induce him to ap- pear before you and make a very formal bow, so now ladies and gentlemen, he bids you adieu in order to cover. CLARK This gentleman of the unmanageable hair and dis- tressing method of speech has finally degenerated into a mere question mark. The professors never find out how little he knows because he keeps them so busy find- ing out what they know. When he is not asking ques- tions on class he will be found reading the Parisenne or Clever Stories. Studying is to him a mere weari- ness to the flesh. You see Woody here portrayed, gentlemen, after he had held a Greek book for fifteen minutes one night. As you can well imagine, he at once resolved never to do such a thing again, and sent a Freshman down town to get the new Red Book. HODGIN From right nigh to Greensboro (North Carolina). No, this youth is not contracting the mumps — you have not correctly estimated the cause of the bump on his cheek. Guess again. Again. No you have not guessed it yet — the fact of the business is that the bump is not a growth at all; it ' s just a habit! He ' s a voracious Soph; just chews anything, especially Apple Jack, or any other good chews he may choose to chew. LINFIELD As you see, the physiognomy of this gentleman, whose status is described by an uncomplimentary Greek term, is very unusual. Indeed it is only surpassed by his vocal attainments. Every one on the campus knows Biloxi ' s whistle. It resembles an unequal combinator of the cries of a whippoorwill, a jay, and a jackdaw. He is proud of the old French traditions of Biloxi, his home town, and his shoulder shrug acquired there would be envied by any Parisian. He uses it mostly at Cornelius however. VVhenever one of the ladies there MAY turn covetous glances on him and attempt to take advantage of leap year he renders it with a crushing effect. Last Sunday this even failed to work, so to-day he has shaved his head in order to ruin his beauty. ECTlOM ' Co-Ed Department It is not very generally known throujihout the J South that Davidson is a great co-educational insti- tution, and it has fallen to Sixteen ' s Quips and Cranks to herald this announcement to the waiting world. Davidson is a co ed institution of the first rank; I we have here in college a Fresh, Soph, Junior and Senior Class, and one eclectic. This does not include the Dean of Women of the Co-ed Depart- ment, who probably should be included to swell the total to six. At the present time, therefore, there are only six to be numbered in this department. There is only one degree that is conferred in this department, and that is the degree of Mrs. It is conferred largely by the men students, here as elsewhere. In this connection must be mentioned the Correspond ence School, through which medium most of the degrees are conferred : i. e., after some correspondence (for no particular length of time is required) Davidson students confer this degree ( Mrs.) on select co-eds all over the South and else- u here. By far the greater part of the work of the co-ed department is carried on by correspond- ence; this work is a great favorite with Quips AND Cranks, and any one desiring to enroll in the school will please notify the Business Manager at once. Your particular case will receive careful attention. At various seasons of the college year many of these correspondents come to Davidson to look the situation over and to hear speeches, et cetera, both public and private, at which times, as the poet sings: Like leaves on the trees, so verdant and green, The hosts of correspondents at sunset are seen. ■ - ' lBORF operetta Je Granda Ix Uno Acto. ENTITELDO: El Tore. dor Slinga El Toro Dramatisto Perunae: La Senorita Carmen y El Senior el Toro Antonio. Scenio in San Franfornio Calif risco. Tiempo, Tomorroe. Or- chestra play a de Toreador Songa de Carmen. Carmen (loquitur) — Ave Maria El Senior Bey, Pazooki Macaroni, Del Rio? Antonio — San Franfarnecalifrisco y dinero. Carmen — Chianti, e Chero Colo Relieva fatiguoso, fivo centissimo skidoo Coca Cola. Antonio — Viva sarsarparillo stilleto. Spiritus frumenti maka me feela vera gooda. C. ' RMEN — Leonardo da Vinci finale. Antonio — Toro, toro, toro ! Carmen (Piccolo scleroso) — Ah la Medulla Oblongato, Zuzu Satanetto bon ami sapolio. Terra cotta Cincinnati Ohio chile con carne confetti spaghetti caruso tobasco fishy in de brooko come geta picture tooko Pork and Beanseristo. Antonio — Ah mi bella Donna! Carmen — Hunka Cheeso fricasse pianola spondulix celeste aida. El Senior Bey. Delirium tremens arterio scleroscis; wow wow bannana. Antonio — Tempus fugit a la carte Methusaleh. El Senior Bey. Carmen — Toro Toro Toro — turna it outa to grazal Finale — Curtino droparino. Guide to the C ampus Mysteries and Intricacies Are Made Plain. ' ou will finJ the campus to be at the corner of Main Street and Con- cord Avenue. If you arrive in the fall you will see the beautiful grass and trees and Freshman all to be a verdant green, unexcelled in any other part of the world. If you have trou- ble seeing the campus for the build- ings, a good view will be gotten from the cupola, when on clear days you can see over ninety million miles — to the sun. You will see many quaint costumes, such as bath robes, track suits and rah-rah hats. Many will be seen to be playing games of skill, such as crap, shinny, crac-aloo and bridge; and of chance such as golf, football, tennis and cutting classes. ' ou enter the campus right across from the little store on the corner with the electric sign. Be sure and keep on the walks and don ' t fall off the bridges. The first building on your right is Phi Hall where will be found interned the chandelier under which Napoleon stood while taking the marriage vow. It is also in this building that the Deutsche is sprechened and the Francais is parlez-voused. Proceed straight up this walk and do not make any short cuts, and the walk will come to an end in the stately old Chambers build- ing, which has lived through song and story, tho ' its halls are full of dust. It is the home of democracy, also of Jim McNeill, Jack Black, John C. Cal- houn, Eddie Burns and Dunlap Rod- dey. Some columns will be seen out in front in which have been kept skeletons, chicken feathers and ship- wreck tobacco. But the most peculiar thing about this building is the roof —it leaks. You enter between the columns and the first thing you see is the bulletin board. Pass it by hur- riedly or you may be induced to buy something, then you will see a sign on the front door; don ' t worry about it, we don ' t know what it means either. You are now on the main part of the first floor. If you have tacks in your shoes take your shoes off, as ttie hardwood floors have enough to scratch them without that. The next floor above is the second floor where is to be found the museum, in which is kept a choice collection of microbes, dust and rocks. From thence you ascend to the third floor where the commencement hall is found. Do not try to enter as the door is locked and the keyhole was lost by Chink Wilkinson last year right after he got his dip. In descending the steps do not turn to the right or the left for Jack Black rooms at the right and at times is dangerous, and Hart rooms to the left and is sometimes kinder nervous. Now having extricated yourself, proceed in a northly direction. To the left will be found the one hun- dred dollar and ninety-eight cent Gym. where there are some water- tight shower baths and Red Nimocks and Ostreelum White playing basket-ball. Do not stop but proceed straight forward and soon you will run into the Georgia building. This is where there are numerous fire alarms as well as labor-saving de- vices. Housed in this building is the famous Davidson Union, a mem- ber of the Mecklenburg Federation of Non-Laborers. Here, also, is the habitat of Bloody-Bill Lawson, Hall, Peanut Shane and Bob Jones. You will find vast amounts of litera- ture in this building, such as Shake- speare, Browning and Balzac ' s works, also The Cosmopolitan, Parisienne and Ten Stories for Ten Cents. From thence proceed quickly to Watts which is just west of Georgia. It should be approached with much care for it is here that is located the Yiddish 3rd hand store, better known as the Commissary. Much higgling and barter goes on throughout this building; so it is best to go easy or you will get done for something. Some believe this building to be haunt- ed as a cat was once killed in it, but we have never seen any spirits walk- ing or flowing around in it. Visit the few places of interest such as the rooms of Cullum, Jack Paisley and Woodrow Clark. Continuing to the west you will come to Rumple. It is inhabited by men from all over the U. S., especially S. C. and China. Stop out in front and view the architecture. Enter either door, and if the air seems very heavy turn on the light. Go in and hear Lane and Patterson ' s line and if you are still feeling well, go up to th second floor and loaf a while with Shorty Williams, who will sure be in and not have anything to do. From here you proceed hurriedly by the Library and Treasurer ' s office and you will come to Shearer Hall. Four architects went batty over this building. It is where we learn how little we know, rush hurriedly to it every morning and say speeches and sing songs. Follow your nose by the next two little houses. They are very old fash- ioned and sparsely inhabited. Do not put your hands on them anywhere for you may destroy some of the antique beauty they have. You will soon be where you started, back at the little brick store with the electric sign. Go in, get a dope, listen to an optimistic tale of Colonel ' s about having piles of money and then if you feel like it you can employ a guide to show you the athletic field. If there is no event going on you may enter free, other- wise it will cost you from 50 cents up — mostly up. The muddy place is the field. You may watch Brand do the mile, Pharr the 100 or listen to a strong phonographic sound issuing from the throat of one Black at 3rd base. No, he is not in pain, but is practicing for a glee and baseball club simultaneously. When you come back look at the campus trees. There are 596 of them, no two alike. Do not harm the birds in these trees, or chase the squirrels. Be kind to them and in turn they will be kind to you. Twilight will be setting at about this stage. Go to your boarding hou ' e, surround some vittles and sing, When you come to the end of a per- fect day. With Our Compliments, Mr. President Phiuanthropic Society Hall At the Present Time I ciETY Hall As it was in the days when Woodrow Wilson carried in wood for the furnace UIR5 G?l ' 5tl f-iV I Pkilantkropic Society Founded 1837 Color: Light Blue 0«iccrs 1915-16 First Term D. Shaw President W. H. Neal Vice-President J. M. McBryde .... First Critic J. L. Cooper Second Critic H.M Grey ) Supervisors J. A. Thames j Woodrow Clark Secretary Second Term H. W. Ormand President S. T. Henderson Vice-President J. L. Payne First Critic H. A. Campbell Second Critic W. H. Overton ) p -mr r r- t OUperZ ' tSOrS W. C. CUMMING ' J. L. Fowle Secretary Third Term J. M. McBryde President D. L. McKeithen Vice-President K. A. McDonald First Critic S. T, Henderson Second Critic G. F. Webber ) _ R.H.Stone ; Supervisors J. A. Thames Secretary R H. Ratchford Treasurer I£ JI 1 1 Eumenean Society Founded 1837 Color : Pink Officers — 1915-16 First Term F. H. Smith President T. J. Mitchell Vice-President G. C. Bellingrath Secretary J. G. Patton Reviewer F. H. Baker Treasurer Second Term J. G. Patton President P. B. Price Vice-President F. H. Smith Reviewer J. B. Woods Secretary Third Term H. A. Scott President S. R. Keesler, Jr Vice-President R. Perry Reviewer L. A. Chambliss Secretary =± oee t ' iA G Davidson — Erskme Debate WINTHROP COLLEGE AUDITORIUM, ROCK HILL, S. C. APRIL 7, 1916. Resolved: — That the Ship Purchase Bill as introduced by Mr. Alexander in the House of Representatives, January 31, 1916 (H. R. 10500) should be passed by Congress. Davidson successfully defended the Negative J. A. Thames Debaters R. H. Ratchford, Alternate W. H. Neal Davidson — Emory Debate AGNES SCOTT COLLEGE AUDITORIUM, DECATUR, GA. ' APRIL 17, 1916. Rescilvctl: — That the government of Great Britain is more democratic than that of the United States. Davidson defended the Affirmative. Decision in favor of Emorj ' . Debaters J. G. Patton F. H. Smith L. .A. Chambliss, Alternate ms f vin I 6 s MQuJP ' ¥ ' Debating at Daviason AVIDSOX COLLEGE formally entered the realm of inter- collegiate debating Easter Monday, 1909. While debates may have been held with other colleges before that date, no record was kept of the same, and so we may say that Davidson has been in this field for seven years. The debate in 1909 was with Wake Forest, and since that time we have met that institution in four other con- tests. Wake Forest won two of these, Davidson getting the big end of the series of five, and also the debating cup offered in 19 13 by the Winston- Salem Board of Trade and Howard E. Rondthaler. In 1910 and 191 1 Wofford was met on the platform, both of which contests were won by the representatives of the Red and Black. By virtue of these two victories, Davidson was presented with a silver trophy cup offered by Messrs. G. E. Wilson, P. L Brown, R. A. Dunn, and R. M. Miller, Jr., to the winner of two out of three contests. Davidson encountered the University of South Carolina in 19 12, and again in the spring and fall of 1913. The Palmetto State men were the victors in two of the contests of this series. In 19 I 5 Davidson put out two teams and journeyed South, one of the teams triumphing over Clemson at Winthrop, while the other defeated Emory at Agnes Scott. Davidson has had in all twelve debating contests with other colleges, and eight of these resulted in victories for her representatives. This is a very creditable showing, and of course it is the hope of all that this record will be continued in the future. UIP  - dkui Sigma Alpha Epsilon FOLNDKD 1856 NortK Carolina TKeta Colors: Old Gold mid I ' m [ U- Tlowkk: Violet Frairks in Facui.tatf-: Dr. J. M. DoLci-AS Dr. J. L. Douglas Dr. J. W. MacCowell I ' rof. a. Clrriu Prof. W. V. Wood Chapter Roll Class igi6 W. G. Morrison Class IQ17 E. L. Ai.FoRiJ E. G. Hampton A. S. Tompkins. Jr. Class igi8 R. T. Carroll D. K. McCloy W. D. Lawson, Jr. N. I.. Armistead H. K. Aiken, Jr. VV. G. Humphrey J. H. Daffin W. M. Fountain Class igig L. H. Dougherty R. (). Harris, Jr. N. VV. Fountain D. A. Tompkins J. H. C. Perry J. J. Love J. M. Carroll H 9 I 6 %§§ Pi Kappa AlpKa Founded 1869 Beta Cnapter Colors: Garnet and Old Gold Flowers: Lily of the Valley and Gold Standard Tulip Frater in Faclltate Dr. H. B. Arbuckle Chapter Roll Class tgiS W. A. Dumas VV. H. HOLLISTER J. T. Gillespie C. E. Mitchell J. R. BOSWELL A. M. Inman Class igi6 M. R. Adams W. G. SOMERVILLE Class igij J. P. McNeill Class igi8 Class 1919 R. R. Horner J. F. George T. M. HiLi. W. E. Mattison G. W. Browk S. M. Gilbert G. S. McMillan iL ICappa Si ma FOUN ' DRD 1867 Delta Chapter Colors: Scurlcl, Jf ' liile (Did Emerald Green Fl.owER: Lily of the Valley Frater in Urbe C. L. Grey W. L. Law. Jr. J. P. Laird, Jr. C. VV. Angle R. B. Walker G. H. Rowland J. W. Hollingsworth Chapter Roll Class igi6 J. G. Patton, Jr. Class 1917 C. L. Walker Class 1 9 18 J. M. Black H. M. Grey J. E. McKeithen Class 1 9 19 C. H. Wilson J. W. McAlister R. G. Fikley T. A. Fikley A. P. Saunders J. G. Newton H. D. Williamson W. L. Younger ' = lU ( I Colors: Pink and Blue W. P. Thomson E. P. NlSBET L. M. Thomas, Jr. R. C. Jones. Jr. J. D. Watt J. H. Miller Beta Xheta Pi Founded 1839 Pki Alpba Ctapter Fr. ' Kter in Urbe Dr. E. H. Harding Prater in F.acult.ate Dr. W. J. Martin Ch.apter Roll Class igi6 Class 1917 W. P. Keesler B. D. RODDEY Class 19 18 L. A. Chambliss R. B. McKee Class IQIQ C. P. Llewellyn Flower: Rose L. A. Mullen S. R. Keesler R. P. Richardson. Jr. C. B. Brown J. R. Pickens E. B. Moore. Jr. mps f i I M • Xas Pi Kappa PKi ForNDKi) 1904 North Carolina Epsilon Colors: Gold and fl ' liUe Flow IK: Rtd Roi, W. H. Neal H. F. Mavfield ' 1 . V. H wNKiNs. Jr. E. B. Wright R. B. Peters Chapikr Roll Class igi6 V. H. Smith Class igij S. T. Henderson R. Howard Class 1918 C. A. MOUNTCASTLE J. W. Clark Class IQIQ K. F. MOL ' NTCASTLE J. C. Paisley [. R. Morton, [r. H. F. Shaw S. W. Robinson W. H. Lawrence @oo@ K.appa Alpna Founded 1865 Sigma Cbapter Colors : Crimson and Gold T. D. Sparrow C. R. Jenkins S. R. FOWLE D. G. Worth A. C. Wood W. B. Crouch Frater in Urbe Dr. C. M. Richards Chapter Roll Class igi6 J. L. Payne Class igiy Class 1918 J. L. FOWLE G. S. Crouch G. M. King J. D. Sprunt Class igig Flower : Magnolia J. H. Carson A. B. Reese G. A. Ives J. S. Bachman, Jr. T. M. Misenheimer R. C. Carter t ' S MBORf Bacneiors Club Rov Perrv W. T. WlTT 1916 L. G. Edcerton G. B. HoYT Sam B. Hay A. M. McKeithen F. H. Baker 1917 A. T. Cash ION F. W. Hengeveld 1918 E. P. Childs J. H. Meek A. Sprunt A. S. Potts L. B. McKeithen L. C. McAsKILL 1919 F. P. Hall R. D. Hall W. M. Smith J. Hollingsworth J. H. Townsend I 6 Sigma Upsilon FOLXDED 1906 Blue Pencil Chapter Colors: Dark Green and Old Gold Flower: Jonquil Prof. M. G. Fultov Dr. J. M. McCoNNEi.1. Dr. M. E. Sentelle w. g. somerville Chapter Roll J. P. Williams F. H. Smith S. B. Hay T. D. Sparrow J. L. Payne S. M. Crisp J. G. Patton W. A. Dl MAS ' XGnnk - I 6 To My Pipe Each (Itiy in the hush of the evening hour, IVhen the sun sinks low in the west, IVith (I sigh of content, I recline in my chair And summons the friend I love best — Companion and partner day and night. My gay little chum ivliin I ' m glad , A rt near ine ivith cooling, comfort and calm. U hen I ' m tired, restless or sail. Anon in the soft grey hours I dream Fair visions, silent, steal i?ig. Of maid u ' ith lips of cherry red And bright blue eyes, appealing ; And you, fond sharer of all my ilnams. So tried, faithful and true. My little brown pipe ivith amber stem. Old comrade — Here ' s to you! II ■ RAR NiSBET M XTTISOX A. S. ToMi ' KiNs, Jr. ClIAMlil.ISS I.WV I 1 IN ' DHRSnX L ' . RS(1 McKke Ives Rhesi; R. B. Waiker i . (!. 1 l LI ArMIS ' I I AD Cj. S. Criu cm AlKI.N McCi() ' Thomas E. Ha.mi ' ton RODDKV Cash ION Nlwtox Sparrow MlSI III l l I R J. K. . kKiirHh C ' i inu (J. v.. .MlTCHIil.l. R. C. Jones A. C Wood Tairi) . IA FIKLD ' ai.ki:r W. ( ;. Morrison: AxGI.K LwvsoN ©rrlxestra Davidson College Orckestra and Glee Club E. P. Childs, Jr Manager A. T. Cash ION Assistant Manager Orchestra F. H. Baker Director F. H. Baker ) r- r--,- V. G. Morrison . Second Cornet J. W. Clark ) ' ' ' H. H. Menzies . . French Horn A. C. Fairly ) W. H. Neal Bass W. B. Harwood y Second Violin Q. N. HoNEYCUTT .... Tuba J. R. Morton ) W. A. Dumas ) n , . K. P. Coachman .... Ilute R. B. McKee | • • • • E. P. Childs . . . First Cornet J. H. Townshnd .... Piano Glee Club J. L. FOWLE Leader J. H. Townsend Accompanist FIRST TENORS J. L. FowLE R. B. McKee J. L. Payne R. H. Bennett L. M. Thomas SECOND TENORS FIRST BASSES SECOND BASSES F. H. Baker K. P. Coachman W. T. Witt W. H. Neal R. D. Cranford A. T. Cashion W. G. Morrison H. S. Lott E. P. Childs m ps%(3vm ' ' kiTs , ps%(Bvi M Officers W. G SoMERViLLE . President A. B. Reese, Jr. . Secretary J. G. Patton, Jr. rice-President P. B. Price . . . Treasurer CaDinet J. P. Williams Bible Study W. A. DuNLAS Mission Study . P. Farrior Devotional Wm. Hollister Membership J. G. Patton, Jr Personal ll ' ork T. J. MiiCHELL Christian Activities V . H. Smith Fresh Reception E. P. XlSBET Missionary Fund W. T. Witt Lyceum L. G. F.D(;erTO.v Publication Advisory Committee Dk. J. .M. M( CoNxi I.I I)k. H. B. . rbuckle Dk. C. M. Richards Dr. .M. I-.. Semei.i.i. - J JMKTV t lNC uiR5 CPr 3n(? ' e QQ% nf.£ BOR Student Body Officers J. P. Williams President A. B. Reese, Jr Vice-President E. G. Hampton Vice-President J. M. Black Secretary and Treasurer J. P. Williams F. H. Smith STUDENTS ' COUNCIL Senior Class T. D. Sparrow VVm. Hollister N. P. Farrior J. M. McBryde T. R. McNeill S. T. Henderson Junior Class P. B. Price E. P. NiSBET A. B. Rkese. Jr. L. A. Cham bliss Sophomore Class J. R. Woods Fresliman Class J. W. McAusTER W. D. Lawson .=- ' 1 - The DAVIDSONIAN Editorial Board J. P. Williams Edilor-in-Chief T. J. Mitchell Managing Editor P. B. Price Assignment Editor T. D. Sparrow W. L. Law, Jr. Tke Sta« Wm. Hollister R. H. Ratchford VV. A. Dlmas Management J. H. Carson .... Business Manager VV.H. JSeal I Assistant Managers J. C. Paislev } Sta« F. H. Smith, ' i6, Eu., South Carolina Editor-in-Chief J. M. McBryde, ' 1 6, Phi North Carolina J. P. Williams, ' i6, Eu Tennessee J. L. Payne, ' i6, Phi North Carolina Roy Perry, ' i6, Eu South Carolina T. D. Sparrow, ' i6, Phi North Carolina J. R. Morton, ' 17, Eu Georgia W. H. Neal, ' 17, Phi North Carolina P. B. Price, ' 17, Eu., China S. T. Henderson, ' 17, Phi. . North Carolina J. G. P .ATioN, ' 16, Eu.. Georgia Business Manager R. H. Ratchford, ' 17, Phi., North Carolina Assistant Manager S. M. Crisp, ' 16, Phi., North Carolina .... Exchange Editor The Davidson College Magazine is published quarterly, by a board of editors elected annually by and from the Philanthropic and Eumenean Literar Societies. Its aim is to promote literary effort and capability in the College. rZ.Apr na. fT - UIE5 ?4rf i ' n n5 Gmn «! ORRK 4V2nc A S, mps Cun Officers S.T.Henderson ,;. ' • ' j ' A.B.Reese V,ce.Pres,de,n E. P. NiSBET Secretary Signers NisBET Young King, George Henderson Robinson, Pat Robinson S. M. Reese Robinson G. Farris Hawkins Pharr N. MoRRI? J- W. Craig, H. B. Pharr J. R. Montieth Cashion Thies Pharr J. B. Su.mmerville H. W. ' 9 I 6 Officers J. G. PattON Prcsldoil J. R. Laird nce-Pres ' idcni V. H. Baki:r Srcit-ltiiA ' and Trrti iirn HOVT Patton MoR(; N (not J. P.) (- MRD (Red) Mitchell T. J. Morton J. R. Jr. White (both) non Goober Grabbe lil.l.lKIR ATH Croich (both) Fraser Frierson Hexgevei.d Bos vell (both) Clxm.vgham J Denuy (jII.BHRT [OIINSO.X , Allan- C. F. Baker F. H. Hunter S. L. McMillan G. S. Officers (That ' s what the Police want to know) Aim : Get the Money Method : Honest — ; ' you can — hut fulfill your aim CanJidatea Morrison W. G. Carson Y. M. C. a. Treasurirs Paisley Baker Patton Pin LEY Mullen Dumas Henderson Misenheimer And others who have paid to have their identity suppressed. •For Sing Sing. 9 I 6 DiSIIONC.II Clmminc; Sav r) Woods j. B. l,i riF.i,i) Rankin- PaTTI RSON ' ,. A. V olunteer B and Members Farkior Meek Patton HOBSON J. K. Hl DSON G. A. Hldson D. V. Woods j. R. Woods E. A. MLAskii.i. Brand Knicmt Prici-; Karris Morrison R. W. McC ' i i Ri-: N()t a musnal oi-j am ution m P3% •• Ministerial Banc Officers J II. w M. McBkvdk . 1 ' ( iTT l ' rcM(lriil I ' ll r-l ' ic sill f III G. S()Mi:kvii.i.i- . Sr, ichiiy and Tii ' iiMiiiT Memters Scott I? A IN .L. A. I ' rasii.r 1 ' avne Hellinorath Morrison R. W. Douglas Mt 1{rm)i; lloNKVCi n n. N. Johnson W. A. Ratchiori) Matthews KlKEI- SoMiiRvii.i.i; W. (i. Patton I ' attI ' Rson 1.. H. MoNRor. 1 ' rici: 1 . i. Hudson (i. A. RnvKK Mai.i.ari) Rankin Hrani) MOROAN , COUSAR Woods J. R. Cooi ' i ' R Hi ' RNS K. Cl ' I.I-UM I-ARRIOR I ' OVVI.KS Craic. a. R. 1 loliSON MtCi.uRi- Carwii.i; Mi: IK Qlirv Mann IIuntir S. 1.. IIoi.i.andsworth (. UMMINO Knox V. B. Mmn F. M. Al.l.HN 1 ' ' rii:rson Smith J. D. McCi-oY S. T. McKrydi: j. 1.. Honkycutt V. J. ()Rf;AIN Wf ame Duckj Bird (naturally) Adams Williams Craig Officers Are Too Much Trouble Yell Hack-a-rack-a, Red-and-Black Mathematic Quack-quack-quack Xke Ducklings Perry HOBSON Cash ION Johnson Hudson ( I). ' .) Carson copeland Witt I 9 Chemical Club Ormand Morton Hudson, D. V. Sayad McNeill (Muff) Knox, M. M- HOLLISTER Keesler, W. p. Baker Sparrow White, B. N. Reese, A. B. McKlNNON, M Tf j BORf Greater Atlanta Club Officers Morgan (not J. P.) Prrsidint W. A. Dumas yice-Prcsidcnl G. B. HoYT Secretary-Treasurer HOYT Morgan (not J. P.) Dumas Citizens J ROWN J. S. Bellincrath Allan C. F. Patton Cunningham Laird ' 2mm Bingliam Club Motto: Mens saiia in corpore uino ( Latin) Officers Aliord ■. ■ - ' ' ' ' McKl-ITMKN - - ' RODDKY Transporl Dnvrr YjcKi-K Biiiidintislcr ' rkiiakdson Two-hii Masu;- J f W.MT ' ' ' ' ' Privates he same gentlemen, viz. McKee McKihthen Richardson Ai.roRD R()ui tY Watt sv f ) -j . ' ' i H R ' Chattanooga Glut Thomas Pickens Members Williams J. P. Jones R. C. Llewellyn Chattanooga, Tennessee. Jk Cham bliss LooK-OuT Mountain nV estminster Club Members Wooos R. U. CUMMING McClure Morrison R. W. Pharr Phatt ROURK HUFSTEDTLER McDowell I ARRIOR Has no reference to the Catechism , Mbo Wilmington Club r.woRn i: SoNi; : ' •By tin ■ Si-ii, by the .uui, h Sons V ( ■ hcuiii-li-tiii ,( Smaw H. F. STi;RNl!l£RGER ' F}iAMi;s ROLRK McIntvre Cf MMING Si ' RLNT J. D. Farrior McCl.LRE McRap Howni.r, Worth Orientals Say.au Woods E. A. Woods 1. B. Potentates Woods J. R. Woods R. U. Worth W. C. Worth C. W. Price HfusoN (b(itli) MISSISSIPPI CLUB Magnolias Morrison W. G. Humphrey Armistead Lawson Fountain N. W. Keesler S. R. Bird Therrelu Keesler W. P Brown Fountain W. M. Newton Fig LiNFIELD TENNESSEE VIRGINIA CLUB Mul lo: In iniidii llurc is tii iii lli !vl embers Williams J. P. Willi a vison Woods J. B. Woods K. A. M LBANi; Lli: vi:ll ' Chambliss I5ram) Hall W. A. JoNi;s R. C. Woods R. l ' MoRM R King G. M. Wn.i 1 AMs I. T. C RiALi-; EUCBRTON I ' rCKINS RoiURISON ' 1 . Carroll J. M. I ' Rici; Sim;nclr Carroll R. T. Pattlrsox I. II. r,R y J. H. Fawlkes Orgain BlNNLTT R. M. Thomas Woods J. R. I?ackm ' an Ken-nldy yi. s. SoMI R ' ILLE  - Xke Aescul esculapian Glut Officers W. A. Dumas Prciuicut Wm. Hollister Fice-Presidcnt D. V. Hudson Secretary-Treasurer R. Wood Valker C Hollister Henceveld McNeil Dumas White B. N. McASKILL McArthur Sparrow boswell j. r. Faires LiN ' FIELD BiLOXl Good J. F. Memters Crisp McKeithen a. M. Sayad Woods J. B. Hudson D. V. Jones R. H. Hoggs DiSHONGH Coachman Jenkins Wylie Hipp CiILBERT Good L. P. Howell Morton J. R., Jr. Paisley Therrell Smith W. M. Beall Barentine George Misenheimer Horner NisBET Evelyn Murray Black Toney Worth W. C. The affectionate party between Dumas and White is not an active Offic W. L. Law R. H. Jones . A. S. Tompkins R. H. Jones V. L. Law R. W. Morrison Phrry F. H. Smith Tjiomson A. C. Craig Gillespie JtNKINS VI TTISON M S FIELD F. M. Mitchell J. P. McNeill Porter Roddey Aiken H RNETT President Vice-President Secretary- Treasurer The Ordinary Voters Beall BOGGS Brown C. B. |}rown G. W. Calhoun COUSAR McNair TONEY E. B. Blkns R. R. Clark CoRBETT Inman Matthews McIl.WAINE I ' irritt Pi RRY J. H. C Reid A. R. Smith W. M. Smith Claudine Melvin Smoak Solomons d. a. tomkins A. S. Tompkins Townsend J. F. White Wvi.iE Kluttz Barentine Good Harrington Rowland Schwrar Shane Walker Steve W ' alker Bob Yell: Not pcissid by Board of Censors Favorite Beverage: Prohibited at Davidson Favorite Game: Throiutncj, slinging and shooting bull Second Choke: Poker; also prohibited The Gang Potts Meek Dumas Johnson W. A. George Hampton H.ARWOOD Mullen Scott McClov D. E. McCi.ov S. T. DiSHONGH McNeill A. R. DoLCMERTY ■•«?■ Gaston County Club F. L. Jackson Ormand Neislf.r C. E. Members Neisler p. M. Hall R. D. Hall F. M. Ratchford Hlffstetlhr Davenport ' m PSET all previous records — all annuals — all traditions. This constituted the sailing orders when the staff late last spring launched the first efforts to bring the 19 16 volume of QuiPS and Cranks into the State of Being. Have you ever edited and published a college annual? N-o-no? Then here ' s hoping that your future years will be as pleasant as your past. If there is one labor on earth that Hercule s ' cousin Eurystheus might have enjoined upon poor Here, it seems to us that editing a college annual to the satisfaction of all critics would have been the proper labor to un- do that hero ' s reputation. It would have been Here ' s Waterloo — but ' that is another story. The first thing we had to do to organize for the Nineteenth volume was to discover who or what Quips and Cranks were — or are — or was — or is. We found nobody who knew the gentleman personally, but by some Sherlockian tactics and by excavating some literary masterpieces it was discovered that Messrs. Quips and Cranks were the offspring of the mightiest brain that ever suffered from a poetic affectation— that of John Milton himself. Thus we became proud — all folks like good ancestry (altho Oskegum and Maud deny that they have ancestors) — and under- took to revive the spirit of Quips and Cranks as the master poet had created it and had intended that it should be. Quips and Cranks were created with jolly companions, such as Jest and youthful Jollity, Nods, Becks, wreathed Smiles; a cer- tain wanton Wiles was also in the party. The mountain nymph was along, holding hands with the first nymph (no names were men- tioned) — yes, it was a very gay crew who were enjoined to Haste thee. And, if we give thee honor due, Mirth, admit us of thy crew — that is our task — to satisfy Mirth ' s honor — to give her honor due. A more pleasant task is hard to find, although a more difficult one could not be found. College life is not a serious thing; it is fun — pleasure — joy; the virulent, red- blooded joy that accompanies a devout ap- plic ation to a noble purpose in a congenial atmosphere. College life includes everything in the ordinary life; much is found in college life that is not duplicated in any other life. Thus life is the theme of this book, pictured with the college as a background. No one thinks hard of a rah-rah boy on account of his jests and pranks, and let us hope that no one will think hard of a group of such animals on account of their Quips and Cranks. If Quips and Cranks has painted your character in all the Jacobs Coatian colors, take a good hearty laugh and forget it. QuiPS .AND ' ranks would wantonly hurt no man ' s feelings; QuiPS AND Cranks shuns the naked truth too studiously for that. If Quips or Cranks has said aught bad about you, it is done in jest and is false; if it has said aught good about you, know well that it is equally false. The truth, the whole truth, and nothing like the truth is our motto. We take it for granted that the whole world knows that there Is a golden thread running all through the fibre of your character. Quips and Cranks are about the only ones who are on to the dross, and we can ' t keep a secret. You will note throughout the book a gentleman garbed in cap and bells — that is His Hilarious Majesty, Quips, the god of Humor, a cousin to Sir John Falstaff, brother of Touchstone, of kin to Autolycus and Grumio; he is the ancestor of Mark Twain, George Fitch, Artemus Ward, John Bunny, and a direct descendant of Aristophanes. He is the daemon of Quips and Cranks; he has power over Cranks, rgo Cranks have a small part in QuiPS AND Cranks. They play the same part in this book that they do in life; they are barnacles on the ship of progress and a ball and chain on enterprise. Someday Cranks may be dropped from the official title of our volume, and Pranks substituted in their place. Then indeed will Quips and Cranks be, like Sir John Falstaff ' s antics, argument for a week, laughter for a month, and a good jest forever. This is the Senior ' s book. For that reason we have devoted more space to the Seniors this year than in former years. It is fit and proper that we should do this and trust that future classes will remember our example. In the Burlesque Senior section we are reminding Seniors that for countless ages college graduates have been Sir Oracles, who, when they oped their lips forbade dog ' s to bark, have declared the world an oyster, and have threatened to expose it with a sword. They oped their lips, dogs barked, the world is not an oyster, and it is still intact. The moral is obvious: Just think of the chance you have! If there be faults in this annual we are not to blame; we gave explicit orders when work was assigned, that it should be faultlessly executed. Too much reproof can not be given to the Editor-in-Chief, nor can too much credit be given to Mr. Good, Art Editor, for his energy and skill in handling his department of the Annual. Mr. Andrew Brown deserves much credit for the fraternity coats-of-arms drawings, his aid in assembling and mounting portraits, and the willing and able assistance rendered at all times. In fact, the entire staff responded most admirably when given assignments, and it is to their cheerful co-operation that this the nineteenth volume of Quips and Cranks is due. The Quips and Cranks and wanton iviles, JVhich found their way to ancient ears And roused a sordid world to smiles, Across the mighty span of years, Are ever new; for humor flies. Nor lessens in its course one bit — And thus it is we emphasize The immortality of wit. — Tribute from the Harvard Lampoon. mpsX Mk Calendar 1915- 16 September ist — The Scholedge opens with all the pomp and glory that accompany this occasion. One hundred and fifty freshies, Madame Townsend and Detective Burns add much color to the campus with their original shade of green. September 2nd — The annual parade of the dandies of ' 19 begins and ends in a shoit tail. Lane teaches the ignorant a new march step. September 3RD — Lectures, chapel and Fresh English commence in great style. More stragglers come in. Student body is the largest in the history of the college, some 350 students seeking shelter in the peaceful tranquillity of the boundless domains and dormitories of the fall, winter and spring resort so fittingly called David ' s sons ' college. September ioth — A great discov- jj . ery is made. Dr. Dumas, our noted i ' biologist, locates a dog that chews to- bacco. He understands the anatomy of this canine perfectly, but can not de- termine whether it is a Spitz or not. He is sure that it belong to the tree family because of its peculiar bark. September iith — Biff, Bang, Wap — What ' s happened. Nothing only Puff Smoke and Oh! Shaw have turned pugilists. Oh ! Shaw tries to blow rings of Smoke, but Puff has little trouble, he is accustomed to eliminating such exclamations as Ohl Shaw. September 13TH — Toney tries to run over box cars. He fails — but succeeds in throwing box cars. He wins. September 20th — Woofiel caught a letter, got shot, got a little money from home. 2uiFs%(2mm Q jie t- - . G September 24TH — Jerusalem the Golden — Abe Mullen, Isaac Morrison, Jacob Misenheimer, Enoch Payne, Levi Finley, Pythrus Paisley, Mawruss Law and Jacthrobogas Schwrar try to imitate Pot- ash and Perlmuttcr by opening various emporiums in the Watt ' s Dormitory. However, little competition exists. .Abe Mullen monopolizes trade. All found out that he was not artificial (as the rest) but the real thing. Four ninety-eight please. September 30TH — Count B. V. De Roddey, D. S. Q., order of the Bath, etc., in addition to his other multitudinous duties, viz.: retreating from Soph Bug and absorbing the throaty utterances of Tubby Thomson who is dispenser of all knowledge to the near blind, contracts the disease of the touch system (bvcxy3). The campus sympathizes with Law for they realize that he will die of insomnia un- less this fatal disease of count ' s is cured. He also opens a chemical laboratory and a museum of natural history, — crawfishes and snakes in abundance. October ist — The deadly silence of chapel is broken by yelps of a canine in sore distress, then a ripple of boyish laughter (as punishment) is administered to the trespassing cur that was so bold as to ascend upon the rostrum during the morning naps before breakfast. October 2. ' D — Yes, we only tied Clemson, should have licked ' em. October jrd — Somebody did sump-en. October 5TH — Dishongh decides he can ' t say da — da — da any mpsXGi ' M I October Sih — Big day. Mad my picture tuk. Had to wait a long time until the taking machine was pre- pared ' cause Ostreelum White and Ed- die Burns posed just before I arrived. Then in the afternoon the freshies are assembled under the historic umbrella tree to have an impression of their mot- ley faces printed on paper, when all of a sudden, each 19 ' er with a sweet smile on his face recei -ed a shower bath instead. Honestly some of them needed it, and that ain ' t no lie. October qth — Our scrapping warriors of the gridiron met the bellow Jackets in their nest and great was the excitement at the end of the first half. Seven to nothing in our favor. At the end of the game the enthusiasm of the student body died down. Oh, well, we won ' t dis- cuss that any more. October i2TH — F resh Poole decides that he will play a trombone in the Ministerial Band. He also refuses to join the Volunteer Band because he simply can ' t stand to go to war any more since he was shot by a German Doctor. October 20TH — Stubbs Brown and Latta Law caught shooting craps. The witness testified that Law had won the bones from Stubbs and was pitching desperately for balls of fire, while Stubbs was fran- tically crying for a seben, seben bones, when he walked in on them. Stubbs stepped out of the second story window with the pot and made a get-a-way. Law got stung and pinched. Cop Johnston was the witness. October 23RD — Roanoke College is conquered by the battling Red and Black gridiron machine. October 30TII — The Gamecocks from South Carolina University are no longer game. They have shed their white feathers for yellow ones and consequently quiver at the thought of facing our mole-skin war- liors. Finally it is decided that they might hurt or disfigure that yellow plumage, so they cancel the game. They received a severe picking by the Red and Black machine last year. Maybe that accounts for it. We certainly felt sorry for the delicate little yellow birds. i at. AC October 31ST — Hallowe ' en. The witches riding broom sticks visit Davidson for sure. Automobiles, benches, signs and Frank Toney disappear quite mysteriously, other signs appear in a like manner, and in such weird ways. Detective Burns is hired to clear the case up. Later he finds that someone has stolen his tooth-brush. A reward is offered for its return dead or alive. {pd - NovEMBER 1ST — Shorty Williams takes some rare specimens of red bats on bug class. After careful examination the Prof, determines that they belong to a very useful species known as Red Brick Bats. November 3RD — Bill Spencer decides that the sum of the ten com- mandments is ten. Very good supposition, Bill. November 5TH — Jack Black organized a Trombone Club. John- nie Laird was his right-hand man and Jno. C. Calhoun his left-hand man in founding this organization. November 6th — Furman is conquered on the gridiron. November 7TH — Shorty Williams lost his fountain pen and posted the following notice on the bulletin boards: Lost, one fountain pen, between the Library and 12 o ' clock. Afterwards he found that part of his mind had either been away on a vacation or was just absent for a few moments rest. November 8th — Yes, capital punishment is an established custom on the hill. Ask Bub or Oh! Shaw for particulars. It happened in a gym class when the instructor applied a broad palm to the broader seat of Oh! Shaw. It certainly was shocking to Shaw ! November 9TH — Ostreelum White bought a pair of shoes, oh-, no, brogans is what I mean. Have forgotten the size but they were, oh yes, size 3J 2 — three bulls ' hides, K ' ton of tacks ! yi iT . o h XoVKMBER 13TH — Happy Day. We all y;o to Winston to see the Black and White, no Grey and Red. no that ' s not correct either, Red and Black. yes, now we have it, Red and Black, warriors romp on the pigskin toters from Chapel Hill. Veil, did dey do it? No, dey did not do it. Vy? Veil, ve did not make no moaney so ve did not care to play very much. NovF.MBKR 13TH — (Continued) — Mooresville, announced the porter, so up jumps Jno. B. Mallard and Jno. C. Calhoun, and run out to see the town. They receive an overwhelming welcome and hring back delicious scents of fragrant refreshments served to them in hot style. Somec.ie said it was ancient hen-fruit. Mebhe ' twas. f ■ I 7(nr XovKMBER 25TH — Again we leave the hill to see our football veterans bat- tle. To Charlotte this time and as ve made much moaney, and vy sure ve von. Wake Forest was completely overcome by our stampeding eleven. Twenty-one to seven. Everybody was happy and all went to see the Prince of Pilsen that night. Also ve saw ' ake Forest Vake und ache, ve heard ' em Brake, ve felt ' em shake, but ve did not hear ' em Spake. Then, to o, we saw Red and Black everywhere even on the limbs of various things. Oh, wasn ' t it beauti- ful? What a glorious day it was all in all. Must November 26th — Ladies, Speaking and such things are on us. learn my speech now. Johnnie Walker is here to help me. November 29TH— Ladies gone. Long faces everywhere. My friend, Johnnie Walker, is gone too, and I feel very lonesome. December ist — The Hon. John W Williams ( honorary mem- ber of the Senior Class), spent a few hours in the city visiting friends, to-day. President Williams will soon return to his home in Montreal, via New York, Atlanta, Panama, San Fra.icisco and Chicago. December iotm— X! ?-) !!x? ! — (Exams begin). Dfxember hth — Ostreeliim White elected Captain of Red and Black football team for 191 6. The Aboriginees all called out to celebrate. DiXEMBER 20TH — Still no rest for the weary. The Senior Bible class will meet at Phillipi to-morrow. December 23RD to January 5TH — Bliss. Jaxu.ary 5TH — The enrollment a the Seminary for young ladies run in connection with the Academy for young men is increased to five. Aren ' t we glad there ' s a new Methodist preacher. Jaxuary 7TH — Lake Shearer is opened to the public. No one- piece bathing suits allowed. Fishing only by permission. The college positively will not be responsible for any loss of life thru the activity of the German submarines. January ioth — Dougherty talks in his sleep: Come on kid, and kiss me ! January i2TH — Gloom — The post-mistress frowned to-day. January 13TH — Dumas changes room-mates. January 15TH — Fresh Dougherty, being of an inquiring turn of mind, experiments with tooth paste a« a new variety of shaving cream. January 17TH — Little Godfrey Patton, the youthful son of Dr. and Irs. Patton, of Decatur, Ga., and the charming little mascot of the Ministerial Band, resigns that position because it interferes with his story- telling hour. The infant prodigy is a remarkable child. January 19TH — Master Lavish Thomas is delighted to discover that he has gained two ounces since Christmas — total avoidupois to date, 67 lbs., 8 oz., 6.74 grains. January 20TII — Madame Humphrey composes a letter of recom- mendation for the Wine of Cardui people. It certainly is an original way to make money. January 23Rn — The Charlie Chaplin Club is organized. Require- ments for membership: At least three bristles of i mm. in length on the upper lip. Motto: Watch my mustache grow. Charter members: J. F. Good, Oskeegum White, Preacher Morrison, Chief Mullen. John B.(ull) Mallard, t. L. White (Oskeegum ' s little brother), and Willie P. Kcesler. Willie P. is conditioned on one of the three requirements but Is given a year to make up the deficit. February ist— New York Pharr is confined to his room with a sore leg as a result of his recent initiation into the Hebrew Club. February 5TH— M. S. Kennedy and W. N. Mebane appear in straw lids of last year ' s architecture. (Davidson ' s School House is famed for its enterprising and progressive youths.) February 7TH— Little Lord Algernon Reese is a naughty boy at Guilford College. He paints the hamlet green, and incurs the wrath of the matron. Nassy boy! February ioth— Earthquake That Freshman Love must be snor- ing again ! February i2TH — Red Nimmocks gets a hair cut — all the Indies ' hearts are broken. February 13TH— J. B. Duck and R. H. Possum take a trip to Statesville in order to get chicken. February 14TH — Valentine Day— everybody heart-sick. Wish 1 could see Sally Jane. I bet she ' s thinking about me right now. Wonder if she ' s changed any since I saw her Christmas? February 17TH — Miss Mary Crisp, one of the beautiful Co-eds de- cides that Junior Dutch is no language for a lady to study. She also says it interferes with her course in reading The Saturday Evening Post. February 19TH— Got a letter from Sally Jane this morning. I sho ' does love tfiat girl ! February 2iST—Jamsie Tea Gillespie went to the Davidson Cabaret and ate Chili Caru Carui, Chop Suey, Yoceumein and Spregetti. Later Jamsie dreams. Get out the Pulmotor. February 23RD— The Jitney makes its initial trip to Charlotte. Full up — I mean the jitney. February 25TH— Ladies on the hill to hear Racheal Harris and Ostreelum White speak. They are Juniors. February 27TH— Well, they ' ve gone! Wish I could sleep about six weeks. February 28th — It snows. The Freshmen are solemnly warned that any one of them caught snowballing a poor Sophomore shall be severely dealt with; perhaps even made to apologize. February 30TH — The Editor-in-Chief of the annual receives an overwhelming number of contributions, both written and drawn, for the annual. March 4TH — Eb Nisbet gets his head clipped; so do Dunny Rod- dey, Whimjigger Brown, and others. March 5TH — Noticeable gaps in the ranks of the flower of South- ern manhood, at Church. March 7TH — The Annual goes to press. Whew! Wonder if the editor will be able to catch up with his studies in time to get a dip? ♦Editor ' s Note. — Vy shu. liL Mo 1 PiecfBathiH ' Suits Auotiso KOOK OUT fC R M. Tke Alumni Atkletic Association LTHOUGH only two years old, the Davidson Alumni Athletic Association has done much for the College athletics. The ob- ject of the association is to organize and back, all forms of athletic sports at Davidson, not only by supplying financial aid, but also by sending to us each year promising athletic material. There is not one factor that can contribute more to a school ' s athletic success than a strong spirit behind the coaches and the student body. The Alumni As- sociation has done a great deal to supply this spirit and the records of Davidson athletic teams for the past two years has made manifest the value of the Association to the college. New branches of the Alumni Athletic Association are being formed at various points over the South, and it is hoped that in the near future Davidson will have a chain of Alumni chapters in every important city in the South. The college Athletic Association will be glad to co-operate in any way possible to further the extension of Alumni Associations. The officers for the current year are: H. W. McKay, President, Charlotte, N. C; Dr. L. G. Beall, Vice-President, Greensboro, N. C; Wm. McK. Fetzer, Secretary-Treasurer, Davidson, N. C. Subscriptions should be sent to the Secretary-Treasurer at Davidson. mpb ( ■ HE athletic success which has come to Davidson during the season 1915-1916 is due, to a very large degree, to the con- scientious labors of the iwo men who head this page. Both are Davidson Alumni, and have spared no effort or pains to put their Alma Mater to the front in all branches of sport. They are ex- ponents of true sportsmanship, and under their direction it has come to pass that the Davidson teams are recognized by friend and foe alike, as gentlemen, first of all. Working together in the major sports of football and baseball, Fetzer and Kluttz have turned out teams of which every friend of Davidson is proud. By patient working with the men, and by running plays time and again until their execution was perfect, they put out a little Red and Black machine that struck terror into the hearts of every rival; and the baseball team has never been in better hands than it is with them directing its fortunes. Kluttz is the man who put basket-ball on its feet at Davidson. Con- sidering that this is their first year of real inter-collegiate basket-ball, the Red and Black quint has made a remarkable record, and to Kluttz the credit falls. Under his direction the track is again coming to the front, and any Freshman can vouch for the efficacy of his gymnasium work. Fetzer and Kluttz are two men of whom Davidson is proud; and our only hope for the future is that our teams may be always in hands as able as theirs. Atkletic Association W.McKFetzer) Athletic Directors DeWitt Kluttz j Dr. J. W. MacConnell ] Dr. H. B. Arbuckle .V Faculty Advisors Prof. W. W. Wood ) W. G. Morrison President S. R. Keesler Vice-President W. A. Dumas Secretary and Treasurer F. H. Smith ) Student Body Representatives J. P. Williams J T. D. Sparrow Manager Football C. L. Walker Captain Football R. G. FiNLEY Manager Baseball E. L. Alford Captain Baseball T. M. Hill Manager Basket-ball A. B. Reese Captain Baskel-ball Roy Perry Manager Track W. G. Morrison Captain Track T. A. FiNLRY Manager Tennis L. A. Mullen Manager Commissary ••a v .- ;. iR5 ' -1BOH w earers o f tke D ' VOUNGER Grey Alford Hengeveld Worth White, B. N. Sayad McKeithen, a. M. Laird Walker, C. L. Saunders White, T. L. Keesler, S. R. Coaches Fetzer and Kluttz Black Lawson Crouch, G. S. Brown Wood, A. C. Walker, R. B. Johnson, W. A. 1 3 a. o O 1 s] i m£. ■ ■ ♦ ' v ' mS ' i 1 ' «N Sr . ... of t 4s R  . mi- «• H3e i N J 5 %£: N 8Br y, • tzR vJS v. t p - ' Line-Up VARSITY RESERVES B. . White C. C. . . Mii.i. jr. W. B. Crouch Savad R. (i Paisley, Robson Grey L. G Adams T. L. White R. T Fixley McKeithen L. T Shaw Younger R. E Law, McKinnon R. B. Walker . . . . L. E King Keesler, Lawson . . . Q. B Ives, McAlister C. L. Walker, (Capt.) . . R. H. B Hill, (Capt.) Black L. H. B. . . . G. Crouch, Fowle Laird F. B Burns, Dean Varsity Average: Age 20, Weight 161. Reserves Average: Age 19, Weight 156. Schedule Sept. 25 — Davidson College. . o Washington and Lee 14 Oct. 2 — Davidson College. . 6 Clemson 6 Oct. 9 — Davidson College. . 7 Georgia Tech 21 Oct. 16 — Davidson College. . 45 Wofford o Oct. 23 — Davidson College. . 13 Roanoke o Oct. 30— Cancelled U. S. C Nov. 6 — Davidson College. . 58 Furman 13 Nov. 13 — Davidson College. . 6 U. N. C 41 Nov. 25 — Davidson College. . 21 Wake Forest 7 Total — Davidson College. . 156 Opponents 88 Gun Reason 1915 IHARACTEIRIZED by a far more unprecedented record of brilliant football games, the 191 5 Red and Black eleven will ■.51 pass into history as the most eminently satisfactory and un i- ' 1 formly perfect team that has ever borne the name of Davidson. Brainy, big-hearted, unselfish, well-trained, and fast, the little fellows, working together in remarkable style, played their way into fame, and into the hearts of supporters and adversaries alike. Bill P ' etzer and DeWitt Kluttz were the main factors in producing this systematic machine of gritty men. They patiently instilled football into the minds of the young fellows who presented themselves on the grid- iron, and consequently formed an eleven composed of men who were quick- thinking and scrappy, in spite of their small size. The first battle was against Washington and Lee at Lexington, Va. It was a battle indeed. For a time it seemed that the generals would be defeated, but superior weight aided them to drive the ball over for two touchdowns. One week later, October 2, found the Red and Black eleven in Clem- son doing battle with the Tigers. The game ended in a tie, but the odds came to Davidson in the finer points of the game. Next time, October 9, the game was played in the Georgia Tech Yellow Jacket ' s nest. Davidson simplv played them off their feet during the first half, and had rushed the ball over for a touchdown. Tackling like fiends, Tech was not allowed to make but one or two first downs through the whole half. However, our men were worn down in the second period, and had few substitutes, so Tech pushed over three touch- downs. October 16. Wofford College came to the hill and was overwhelm- ingly defeated — 45 to o. October 23. Roanoke College was conquered in a great game at Winston — 13 to o. October 30. South Carolina cancelled. November 6. Once again on the hill, the Furman eleven was over- come by a large score — 56 to 13. On the 13th of November — unlucky day — the crippled Red and Black team met its worst defeat in four years at the hands of the University of North Carolina, at Winston. Our men iplayed like demons, but their crippled condition soon told on them. Turkey day found the Red and Black team in great form, and they played the finest, cleanest game ever seen in Charlotte, against Wake Forest. That team was defeated by a score of 21 to 7. Not only did Davidson excel in the fine points of the game, but they proved to all that they were also clean sportsmen and gentlemen. Captain C. L. Walker, D Left Half Back Height, 5 ft. 9 in. Weight, 180 Lbs. Years on Team, 3. Steve is probably the best defensive who has worn the red and black for many years. He backed the line this year with his usual ram-like drive, and many a Clemson and Carolina man re- gretted the impact of his 180 pounds at full speed. He tore open the opposing lines unmercifully, often dropping the backs in their tracks, and everywhere he was in the game from the first whis- tle to the last. Steve starred in the Clemson, North Carolina, and Wake Forest games, being always the main factor on the defensive. B. N. White Captain-Elect 1916, D Center Height, 6 ft. 2 in. Weight, 183 Lbs. Years on Team, 2. Ostreelum was the mainstay of our line. At the pivot position, on the de- fense he spoiled play after play, and on the offense he could be counted on to make a wagon-road for the backs. He tied Carolina ' s star center in knots, and against the Yellow Jackets he was a power. However, he was at his best against Wake Forest, when he literally threw their center out of the way and played havoc with the Baptist backfield. It is only h ' due that he is all-state cen- ter. mmXCBi ' cm i J. p. Laird, D Full Back Height, 5 ft. 8 in. Weight, 155 Lbs. Years on Team, 2. Johnnie is little, but his 155 pounds is all nerve. He possesses a little more fight as a young tiger, and quit is not in his vocabular . At Clemson Johnnie went through the stalwart Tiger line for a touchdown, and at Georgia Tech he tore through time after time, and threw the trespassing backs behind the line. It can be said with certainty, that were he only a little heavier, he would be the peer of any in the South. J. M. Black, D Right Half Back Height, 5 ft. 8 in. Weight, 180 Lbs. Years on Team, 2. Jack is our greatest football player. It was he who carried the pigskin over for touchdowns. At Georgia Tech his score gave the Yellow Jackets a fearful fright, and at Carolina it was he who kept them from holding us scoreless. In the Roanoke he made our first six points and at Wake Forest he made all three touchdowns. He literally ran over all opposition, and is one of the (;leanest players in the game. He was unani- mously chosen as all-state half back. R. B. Walker, D Left End Height, 5 ft..ii in. Weight, i6o Lbs. Years on Team, 2. When the roll was called last fall, and no punters were found, Bob was called on to do the booting; and he did it well, too. On the defense he was a terror, and many a time, when our left flank was in danger, it was Bob who met the assailants and spoiled their hopes. He handles forward passes beautifully, and many a time he has made long gains by the aerial route. A possessor of great physical strength, intuitive football ability, and dogged determination — this is Bob Walker. S. R. Keesler, D Quarter Back Height, 5 ft. 5 in. Weight, 135 Lbs. Years on Team, 2. Sam is a midget, yes; but a great foot- ball player. No opponent cares to take any liberties with his hundred and thirty- f ve pounds of muscle. At Clemson he ran back a kickoff to the two-yard Ime when they were six points ahead of us, and other such things right along. Sam met with the misfortune of crack- ing his collar-bone in practice, and was out of the game for several weeks. How- ever, he played against Wake Forest. Did you see him outrun Parker, and spill him when he was about to score? off o W. Y. Sayad, D Right Guard Height, 5 ft. 5 in. Weight, 175 Lbs. Years on Team, i. Billy is a hunk of muscle and grit. He has the eyes of a hawk, and never takes his eyes off the ball. He is great on going down the field under punts and kickoffs, and the fumbles he has re- covered are many. He possesses at the same time the agility of a cat, and the strength and tenacity of a bulldog. Billy played his greatest games against Carolina and Wake Forest. However, in every game he was a star, going into it for all he was worth a nd usually coming out victorious over the opposing guard, who always left the field wishing he had played against somebody else. A. M. McKeithen, D Left Tackle Height, 6 ft. 2 in. Weight, 180 Lbs. Years on Team, i. Archie was a consistent player. He towered above any ore else in the line, and always punched hard and straight for the man with the ball. It was always hard for the opposing backs to gain over tackle, and on the offense there was always a big hole whenever the play went over Archie. This is his last year in college, and although he had ' never played before, he deserves great credit for coming out in his Senior year and helping to build up a machine for Davidson. f?S • ' «•• H. M. Grey, D Left Guard Height, 5 ft. 8 in. Weight 185 Lbs. Years on Team, i. Wooly is another Scrub who has come into his own through hard work and diligent efforts. He played in sev- eral of the games last season, but his in- experience handicapped him till last fall, when he dropped into a guard and re- mained there all season, doing credit to himself and Davidson. In the Georgia Tech and Carolina games Wooly bore the brunt of the at- tack through the line, and hurled back the charging backs time and again with- out a gain. With two more years be- fore him, he is certain to make the Red and Black a valuable man. T. L. White, D Right Tackle Height, 6 ft. i in. Weight, 180 Lbs. Years on Team, i. There was a Scrub last year on ac- count of inexperience, but this last fall he showed wonderful improvement and as a consequence was chosen to fill the tackle left vacant, which he did in fine style. He played great ball against Clemson and Wake Forest. Time after time he would break through the opponents ' line and drop their backs for losses, and he was a dependable unit in opening up holes for line bucks. In every game, his steady nerve and grit helped make the work of the Davidson team of the high- est order. !htt .. O W. L. Younger, D Riff lit End Height, 5 ft. 1 1 in. Weight, — Lbs. Years on Team, i. Monk is only a Freshman, but he is one of the best players seen on the local gridiron for several years. He was picked for All-South Atlantic end, and this, coming in his first year at college, shows that he has a great future ahead of him. On the defense he is a wonder. Rarely did an opposing back get around him, and the way he nails passes is something uncanny. In the Georgia Tech, Roan- oke, and Wake Forest games Monk was a shining star, down under punts like a streak, ne er missing his man. and pro- tecting the right wing like it had never been protected before. We expect more U ' reat things from him before he If:ivr . VV. D. Lawson, D Quarter Back Height, 6 ft. Weight, 155 Lbs. Years on Team, 1. When Sammy Keesler hurt his shoulder it was Bill I awson who step- ped into the breach and filled it so ad- mirably. He is only a Sophomore, and his competent generalship should ma- terially aid the future elevens. Bill is a great forward passer. He shoots the oval into a pair of arms wait- ing thirty or forty yards down the field, and neat gains are registered. He play- ed in great form against North Carolina and Wake Forest. mpsXGvin T. D. Sparrow, D Manager Tom filled the Manager ' s position with great credit. He passed through the hard knocks and gloomy circum- stances like an experienced Wall Street broker, and, thanks to Sparrow, the team came out on top, financially. Always thoughtful of the players, he won their admiration as well as that of the different men with whom he had business transactions. The eleven was certainly lucky to procure such a man the big job The Scrubs E IT known that the Scrub is a Man — with a capital M. More specifically, he is the sort of man who possesses at least one of the cardinal qualities that lead to sovereignty, or perse% ' erance. Look you to the man who has stuck it out on a college Scrub football team till the end of the season — and he is the only one really de- ser ing the name of Scrub — and you will see a man with that salient es- sential of Americanism — that indomitable determination (more simply spelled G-R-I-T) which enables its possessor to reach his goal in spite of seemingly insurmountable obstacles. The Scrub is the man who plays four games every week while the Varsity play one. He won ' t quit when he gets one hard blow; all he knows is to smash on, crash through, and he gets his wind, grits his teeth, and keeps playing. He limps to his room, sprained and bruised, fatigued be- yond all pain, goes to bed with his lessons unprepared, with no tutors to push him through, no coaches to pamper him, no trainer to rub him down and care for him. His chances may be mighty slim, and all hope may be dead: but he grits his teeth, and keeps right on playing. The Scrub is the man who, on the day of the game, sits in the bleachers, and watches the plays he has helped to perfect, the spirit that he has generated, the ma- chine that he had molded, never critical, always loyal; no one has the game more at heart than the unselfish Scrub. With no one to cheer him, as he watches the Varsity man in his place, his only consoling thought is: That ' s where I ' m playing to-day. Our Scrubs won their two games, and fought like veterans against Wofford and Furman. Fvery man on the second team was a credit to the college. It is an old saying that the Scrubs make the Varsity: and to ine Daviilson Scrubs is due a great deal of the credit for that dreaded Red :inil Black Machine. k Jjjf 4Jmns%L Senior Class FootLall Team A. M. McKkhhan . T. D. Sparrow . T. M. Hii.i., Adams, Law f DGERTON Craig . . . . Thomson . Smith, Ormand . Jones, Scott . Center R ' ighl Guard Right Tackle Right End Left Guard Neisler . Payne . . . McBrvde Sparrow . Perry . . Shaw, Clary . Full Back M anager Captain Coaches . Left Tackle Left End Quarter Back Riglil Half Back Left Half Back SUBS: Bird, W. G. Morrison, W. A. Johnson The Seniors made a plucky show despite the fact that so few men even came out for practice. Although they were not able to get together a strong enough offense to win, nevertheless every man put forth his best efforts, and no team was able to win over them. Their defensive football was great. Sparrow, Clary, Perry, Neisler, and Ormand deserve special mention. Junior Class Football Team B.N.White ' ' ' ' ' R. W. SH. NE ' ' ' Laird, White, S. R. Keesler Coaches J. D. Smith . . • Center Mayfield . . . Lef Tackle Mann . . Right Guard Mattison, Craig Left End McM.i-LAN . . R.,ht Tackle Shane . . _. T cfe Mlrr.av. . . . R ' htEnd Hampton . f f jf ' l I D McKiNNON . Left Guard Porter . . . Left Half Back W. P. Keesler . . Full Back SUBS: Alford, Brown. Morton, Price The Junior team played good, consistent football throughout their four games. The Freshmen managed to luck out a victory over them, but through the other games they were never in danger o bemg defeated. Porter was the shining star, but Shane, Murray, McM.llan and John D. deserve credit for their good work both on the offense and defense. m ps 2vm ■ P III M II I ' il I PI t ' l ■■¥ Sopkomore Class Football learn H. M. Grey Manager Richardson Captain R. B. Walker, Lawson, Grey Coaches WooDRow Clark . Center Richardson . . . Left End Therrell Right Guard Overton . Quarter Back A. G. FiNLEY Right Tackle Shaw, Armistead R. C. Jones . . Right End Left Half Back Fraser .... Left Guard Worth . Right Half Back LiNFlELD . . Left Tackle Fowle .... Full Back SUBS: Douglas, Mountcastle, Boggs Due to the fact that their line was exceedingly light, the Sophs were handicapped, but after their defeat at the hands of the Juniors, they de- veloped into a team that the champion Fresh were unable to conquer. Cap- tain Richardson, Worth, Clark, Jones, Therrell, and Linfield deserve special mention. mps Gmn I I I : I ! I 1 H Fresnman Class Football Team W. L. YOUNGKR J. K. PlCKKNS .... J. M. Black, C. L. Walker Capltiiii Couilu ' s MfDoWKLL . vv. t. joh.nson Sltton McCaskill . Nlmocks Knk.ht, Boswkll SUBS J. Willi K . . . I.cfl End L. Johnson, B. M. Kobson (Juarler Bark PlCKKNS Rii fii Half Back MoN IKITII . I.i ' fl Half Back Fa IRKS .... Full Back Center Right Guard Right Tackle Right End Left Guard Left Tackle Pons, PooLK, Nkislkr, Maihiavs Since they are the Class Football Champions, one is forced to the con- clusion that they had slightly the best team, although there has never been a series more closely contested. They had good material, and, what is more important, their men have not been picked over for the Varsity as have those of the other classes. Captain Pickens, L. Johnson, Monteith, Faires, and Sutton were the main factors in bringing the championship to ' iQ. I 9 I 6 All-Class Football Team Center John D. S nTH ... Junior Guard H. B. Craig Senior Guard Nimocks Fresh. Tackle Sutton Fresh. Tackle Linfield Soph. End Sparrow Senior End MuRRY Junior Quarter Shane Junior Full Back Porter Junior Half Back Johnson . Fresh. Half Back Pickens Fresh. Sub. Line-Man .... McMillan Junior Sub End Richardson Soph. Sub. Quarter .... Sparrow Senior i Sub. Back Neisler Senior W B o RBr w c A. S ACPRMT ' RULUJ- LL uiR5 Giati Baseball lEGINNING the season ' s practice with men most of whom had had very little schooling in the national pastime, Coach Fetzer turned out last year one of the best awards that Davidson has 1 ever boasted of. With Captain Alford at the receiving end, Lawson, Hengeveld, and Groom on the mound, Stough and Sanders at first, Christenbury at second. Wood and Summerville at short. Black at third, and Brown, Walker, Keesler, Austin, and Ansley in the outfield, Coach Fetzer had a splendid machine. The team suffered a severe loss during mid-season, when Stough dislocated his knee and had to stay out the rest of the term; but Pete Saunders was found to step into the breach, and he filled Stough ' s place admirably. The University of Georgia, University of North Carolina, Richmond College, and various other teams went down in defeat before the heavy hitting and clever fielding of the Davidson nine. The season was a great success, and can be accounted for in two words — Fetzer and Work. Summary M. ' VRCH 26 — Elon at Davidson . April i — Weaver at Davidson April 5 — Wofford at Rock Hill . . April 6 — North Carolina at Davidson April 8 — Charlotte at Davidson . April 10 — Richmond College at Davidson April 12 — Wofford at Spartanburg . April 13 — Furman at Greenville April 14— P. C. of S. C. at Clinton . April 15 — South Carolina at Columbia . April 16 — South Carolina at Columbia . April 17 — Charlotte at Charlotte . April 21 — Georgia at Charlotte . April 24 — Wake Forest at Davidson . April 28 — South Carolina at Rock Hill May I— Wofford at Davidson . . Total Scores 59 106 opponents Dai.dson I II 3 I I 7 7 3 1 7 I 3 3 9 7 5 2 16 12 4 4 10 4 I 4 6 9 2 7 3 12 ! borePSSn Ks mns Gvink i.r- a ' tS ' •• ■«i ' i ! jLn B o r M ihcaS. i-OuiRs etanfeg 6 1916 Sckedule and Scores March 27 — Davidson 12 Catawba . . . . 3 March 30 — -Davidson 8 Oak Ridge . . . . 7 March 31 — Davidson 3 Elon I April -I — Davidson 7 Wake Forest . 4 April 6 — Davidson 4 Richmond . 3 April 10 — Davidson 1 1 Wofford . . . 3 April 1 1 — Davidson 7 A. M. . . . II April 13 — Davidson 2 Trinity 4 April 14 — Davidson 18 Trinity 10 April 15 — Davidson 2 Maryville 3 April 17 — Davidson 4 Winston 7 April 19 — Davidson 8 Charlotte . . . 9 April 20 — Davidson 9 Wofford . . . 3 April 21 — Davidson 4 Furman 2 April 22 — Davidson 14 Furman II April 24 — Davidson 6 Guilford 5 April 25 — Davidson 4 Elon .... 2 April 26 — Davidson 7 Trinity .... April 27 — Davidson 6 Wake Forest . 3 April 28 — Davidson 2 Spencer 3 May II — Davidson ■ 13 Washington and Lee 2 BOR ' J 6 Basket-Bali 1915-1916 ]ASKKT-BALL reached its highest mark at D ividson this season. In fact, basket-ball throughout the state stepped on a decidedly higher plane, and the Red and Black five were among the advance guard in the foi vard j movement. Never before have so many first-class players been available, ■ -— ' and never before has competition been so keen. Childs, Bob Walker, Captain Reese, Hengeveld, Wood, and Carson returned from last year ' s squad, and with the addition of King, ' ' ounger, and McAlister from the Freshman Class, formed one of the most formidable squads in the state. The schedule was heavy, but our plucky little quint pounced on A. M., Trinity, Guilford, Elon, and other colleges, and walked away uith a victory over every school played save one. COACH KLUTTZ Coach Kiuttz stressed the offensive game with notable success. Under his system the men worked for scores rather than to keep the opponents from scoring, and, in view of the record, this system has proved Itself a splendid success. CAPTAIN REESE The man who added thrills to the game — the spectator ' s friend. Al ' s value to the teams comes from his ability to make sensational shots with ease. Time after time he has squirmed out from a scrimmage, and before his opponent knew what had happened, the ball was in the basket. Al is experienced and skillful— the best guard in the state. This is his third year, and he is certain to prove a tower of strength to next year ' s five. HENGEVELD Dutch is our rangy center who usually got the tip-ofT on the opposing center, and then raced down the floor and saw that the ball eventually went through the basket. With his skill, strength, and general ability, he is a remarkable cen- ter, and with two more years to his credit, he should be worth a great deal to the Red and Black. R. B. WALKER Bob ' s bull-dog tenacity and rit, coupled witii speed and skill, make him an able guard. His opponent sel- dom left the floor in high spirits, since it takes more strength than the average man possesses to keep pace with Bob. He has two more years to play. mpsXGvm WOOD At is small and light, but a pluckier fonvard is seldom seen. His speed, skill, and grit, made him the star of several contests this year, and we are looking for him to be one of the best forwards in the state before he leaves college. KING i ■ V Perhaps the best offen- ' • J sive forward in the state 7m P| is Coach Kluttz ' s estimate ■ of Gerge King, the ■ ■ Freshman who made the ■ % Varsity at the very outset, . ' and stuck on the job till the whistle announced the end of the last minute of play. He is fast, and has the general make-up of an expert basket-ball player. He will develop into one of the best offensive players that Davidson has ever had. YOUNGER Another Freshman who played right along with the old guard, and contrib- uted materially toward the success of the season. He has e.xactly the right build for a defensive guard, and is gifted with remark- able ability to go into any kind of scrimmage, and emerge with the ball. Monk has made a good start. Basket-Ball Scores December 7 — Statesville Y. M. C. A 19 December 18 — Trinity 23 January 12— Asheville Y. M. C. A 38 January 13 — Asheville School 21 January 18 — Elon College 25 January 21 — A. M 18 January 25 — Guilford 26 January 26 — Elon 18 January 27— Winston Y. M. C. A 34 February i— Charlotte Y. M. C. A 37 February 3 — Guilford 18 February ii — Statesville Y. M. C. A 33 February 14— A. M 35 February 15 — Trinity 38 February 16 — U. of N. C 20 February 17 — Greensboro Y. M. C. A 25 February 19 — Statesville Y. M. C. A 17 February 21— Charlotte Y. M. C. A 28 February 22 — Statesville Y. M. C. A 30 February 25— U. of N. C 31 Davidson 24 Davidson 23 Davidson . 32 Davidson .39 Davidson 17 Davidson . .30 Davidson . 49 Davidson . 23v Davidson 3.3 Davidson . 49 Davidson . 46 Davidson 39 Davidson . 14 Davidson . 22 Davidson . 14 Davidson 32 Davidson 48 Davidson 19 Davidson 21 Davidson . 21 • C B ORBr l lwc A.S. enior 9 I Basket-ball Team Dumas Captain Patton Manager Team Dl ' .MAS Center P ' dgerton .... Right Guard Patton l ' ft Cutinl Hovt Right Forward Perry Left Forward Junior Basket-ball Team NiSBF.T Captain Porter Manager Murray Guard Price Forward Craig Guard Nisbet Forward VV. P. Keesler .... Guard Young Forward PoRiER Center Sopkomore Basket-ball Team J. D. Sprunt . . Captain Hengeveld Manager T, earn Barnette Forward Worth Center G. M. King .... Forward Therrell Guard Si ' RUNT Forward Mountcasti.e .... Guard Freskman Basket-ball Team Hall Captain Potts Manager T earn Williamson Center McAsKu.i Left ForuarJ Hall Right Forward Nimocks .... Right Guard Potts Left Guard u ps Cm I 6 Sen ' ior Basket-Ball Team Junior B ASKnT-BAi.i. Team i5SK? !Wir - ' ' n ps Gi ' cin I 9 r s i OPHOMORE BaSKET-BaI.I, Tt AM m r 5 Gvm T L- When the Tournament ended last fall, Pete Saunders and Les Alford were the winners in the doubles, while I ' ete won out in the singles. So far only one meet has been staged, with Krskine on the Hill. Davidson lost the doubles, but Saunders won out in the singles. It is expected ihat other meets will be played oft soon, and the David- son team can be depended on to make a fine showing, since both men possess all the characteristics of exceptionally good tennis players. ■ flBORAK iVj , uipj ,tK (U J , L 0 . j .y C6rrr a.qtftr«.. Track i earn DkWii 1 Klittz, Coach W. G. Morrison, Capta ' ui Roy Pr.RRY, Manager If there is one branch of athletics at Davidson that does not receive the consideration it is due, it is the track work. In spite of the poor facilities and equipment Davidson has always sent out a team to be proud of, which fact speaks well for the spirit of the men behind the honors. Last year the team went to Columbia to meet the University of South Carolina and won a notorious victory over the Gamecocks. Many valuable men were lost by graduation last year, but prospects are good as far as new material is concerned. - ' OP Davidson Track Re lOO yards 220 yards 440 yards 880 yards One mile 1 20 yards hurdles 220 yards hurdles High jump . Broad jump Pole vault 10 pound hammer 16 pound shot Disais Reid, ' 97 Gilchrist, ' 15 Steele, ' 96 Stockard, ' 05 Johnson, ' 16 Huie, ' 01 Thompson, ' 13 Johnson, ' 15 Wooten, ' 96 Wooten, ' 96 Cashion, ' 13 Neal, ' i I Cashion, ' 13 10 seconds 23 seconds 52 4-5 seconds 1:59 4:57 2-5 15 3-4 seconds 27 4-5 seconds 5 ft., 10.6 inches 22 feet 10 feet, 10 inches 97 feet, 9 inches 34 feet, I inch loi feet, I inch ■Z . r ii ( ijH =:d HSi J[ B m M ■ W X -- ■ ■■ rJ mrs Gym during this year has been a more significant word at Davidson than ever before, despite the fact that there is nothing like adequate indoor room or equipment. The Freshmen have been really interested in the work, and the competition, together with the systematic and definite train- ing made possible by the new system of instruction, has made gymnasium work mean very much indeed. Boxing CI ass Foster Solomons George Rowland Price CULLUM .McKeithan, a. M. Porter Patrick Clark. R. Harwood King, G. W. Dr. Arbuckle Prof. Currie Dr. Fulton Dr. J. M. MCCONNELL Prof. Wood Golf Glut Dr Martin Dr. Richards Prof. J. L. Douglas J. H. Carson J. W. Clark S. 1. Henderson E. P. NiSBET B. D. RODDEV A. M. McKeitha.n- F. H Smith Howard l-TiKi«« H « G.iTL Ot A Low6 Du ' vE MPS Futile Resolut ions Tiio youths across the campus strolled, Throu h the quiet evening air. One ivas low and sorrel-topped. The other, tall and fair. The tall one drooped his heavy eyes. Bespoke a savage mien; The sights and sounds of college life Passed by, unheard, unseen. Dart despair dwelt in his heart. Deep gloom impaired his sight; For six sweet months he ' d loved her; All had ended ; what a plight. His heart in hate fast froze within, Emotions fraught with strife; She said. I do not care for blondes, Rut such, alas, is life- His fairest hopes thus lost, he snore He ' d never love again The fair but faithless icomen. Who icreck the hearts of men. Ind as he spoke, n car appeared. And stopped beneath the trees; A sweater red — capricious chance — High fluttered in the breeze. The sad one ' s spirits then took flight. His heart soared, in a tvhirl. He laughed aloud, his greeting gave. Because — it was a girl. CA. uiR5%GiaitR Ode Owed to Colonel Skit Oj all the or es tlinl ifc have ivrit There ' s one more owed to Colonel Skit, That fat and funny, full of nit, Platonic, sardonic God of Jit. IVe ' ve written odes to birds and loiters. To shady nooks and blooming boners, To knightly nights and totierin toners. But nary an ode to the debts of ours. Here ' s what we owed at Colonel Skit ' s: For dopes and peanuts — owed tico bits; For dogs and crackers — meed tiio jits; And this ode owed by college wits. Now here ' s to the Colonel ' s kindly face That sheds a smiling sort of grace As shells fall fast icithin his place Dropped there by students loiv and base. Now Father dear would have a fit If owin aught this place lue ' d quit. So we ' ve paid all — yes, every jit. And here ' s the ode we owed to Skit. The ode we really owed is lurit To the pleasant jolly Colonel Skit, Fat and funny, full of wit, Platonic, sardonic God of Jit. An Apology ENTLE READER, we must apologize, and for what? We have made a great mistake, which it is too late to remedy. If we had been correct millions of dollars would have been lost and worthless, and a mighty nation would have been ruined. But what are we apologizing for? Simply this: On page 144 of this issue of Quips and Cranks you will notice that the face of the Goddess of Liberty on the huge simoleon is facing the wrong way, as if in shame. But why did we make this terrible mistake? It was at a meeting of the annual stafi and a facsimile of the American dollar had to be produced. But alas! in our poverty and ignorance none of us knew what this coveted cart wheel resembled, nor could we picture in our mind a whole dollar at a time. None of us had e er possessed such a huge pile of mazuma, and we turned out our pockets in vain. Even by the science of mathematics we were not able to raise a bone and the sum total of our investigations was only 47 cents. The remaining 53 cents had to be raised, but a diligent search throughout the whole campus, the College safe, and Colonel Skit ' s cash drawer only increased our pile to 87 cents and the end of our resources had been reached. A mighty silence, such as the silence which pre- vails when a certain person speaks, spread over the staff. Our illustrious President himself would have been astonished at such an evidence of intelligence, when the spell was broken. Some one had an idea — only seven weeks past a financial magazine had found its way into the college library and it was thought, or hoped to have con- tained a picture — a photograph of that immortal Goddess which adorns our all in all. Immediately the room was in an uproar, chairs were sent flying, manuscripts were torn asunder, even great masterpieces of art were cast aside. Simultaneously the door was reached and the library was beseiged with those so eager to behold that wondrous spectacle. No sooner had the library been entered when a fusillade of books, such as might have daunted the German army, were hurled in every dirction. The stack of books rapidly decreased until only one remained closely guarded by the entire staf?. It was the financial magazine, but where. Oh, where, was the picture of the dollar? It could not be found and the staff was again baffled. The only picture that the pamphlet contained was one of J. Lee Sloan. But all hope had not fled. Uncle Hiram, the oldest man on earth, was espied hobbling across the campus. Surely he at some time during his life, had seen a dollar. He was eagerly plied with questions and what was our delight when he told us that our supposition was true. He had seen the dollar that George Washington had so foolishly thrown over that Potomac River, and for the 87 cents that we had in our possession he agreed to tell us how it looked. So according to the old adverb, believe a quarter of what you hear and a half of what you see, and taking his statement at its face value our artist has drawn, with what results you see. It is for this we apologize — not for our lack of sense (cents) but for our lack of dollars. As an explanation of Uncle Hiram ' s mistake we may say that at the time he saw the dollar it was going from him and naturally it was headed in the wrong direction. ™E DAVID ' S COVERS DAVIDSON ONION LIKE MOONSHINE Vol. 1, No. 1. DAVIDSON, N. C. 4th ol St. Patricks day. Anna Doughnut 1916 Y M. C. A HORRIBLE SLAUGHTER The Y. M. C. A., of the Y. M. C. A., for the Y. II. C. A., by the Y. M. C. A., at the Y. M. C. A., under the Y. M. C. A., with the Y. M. C. A., to the Y. M. C. A., thru the Y. M. C. A., in the Y. M. C. A.— WONDERFUL SPEECH— Hon. P. D. Quickers. One of the strongest and most forceful speech- es that was ever heard in these parts was delivered by our esteem- ed old friend, Hon. Quickers, who has just finished serving a term of ten years on the chaingang for gibing with intent to shoot. It was interesting, intensely so, being full of new slang and cuss words. He pointed out the evils of too much study and impressed his au- dience with the fact that had he been a studious kind of a chap he would never have experienced his recent e.xperiences. He concluded his lecture by tell- ing us a few personal experiences on the chaingang. Allied Army o£ Students Make Brave Stand But are Repulsed by Professor Forces (Bulletin by Wireless from Fort Chambers.) Retrograde. March 1st — The vic- tory of the prof, forces over the modern language division of the allied students armies was as de- cisive as was ever recorded in the big book. The dragoons, under command of Captain Black, were driven out of Fort Junior German to Fort Fresh. German, where they now lie entranced, having gone into win- ter quarters. Scofield Closes Out Announcement Comes as Electric Shock to All. For the ■14th time in the past 44 years Col. Skit tells us he is going to close out his business. We are all of course sorry to see this pious old Southern gentleman retire to private life but it is indeed grati- fying to know that he has accumu- lated immense wealth and from now on shall live on the interest of what is owed him. It is rather remarkable and at the same time interesting to note that during and thru the recent financial and business depression he has piloted his enormous retail businesH safely, and while others were suffering he prospered and placed one almighty dollar on top of another. One of our reporters was grant- ed an Interview of four minutes with Col. yesterday and during the course of the conversation Col. said: I have known all the boys who have attended Davidson Col- lege for the past 44 years, and have never refused a single one credit at any time. I have always en- dorsed their notes and checks and during my entire businesH career I have never lost one copper. This Shearall (via Library), March 1st — The Greek and Latin cavalry, known thru fame as the Mounted policy perhaps is one of the secrets of his success. The Col. has, as the other big newspapers say of Woodrow Wil- son, a winning personality and a wonderful amount of magnetism — the kind that draws the jits from our pockets to his. He has always been a very en- thusiastic football fan, and each year contributes liberally towards its betterment. He says the only reason he does not appear in uni- form at every practice is because of his back, which he had the mis- fortune of hurting while he was Manager of the Southern Ry. ' This old gentleman is a man of excellent habits and a sterling char- acter, and we truly hate to see him ! ehve us. Col. is still in the best of health and now Is In his 76th year. We ' wish you well, old Friend. Scofield, Oh. Scofield, Thy heath- ens shall ne ' er forget. The loafing ways of student days, They are around about us yet. The checker games are to blame, The dopes and peanuts, loo. The thoughts of these, in our life of ease and years. Will fill our eyes with many tears. f (Apologies to Prince of Pllsen. ) Jacks, was suddenly repulsed here early to-day, not being able to with- stand the onslaught between the lines. Captain Clark, Lieutenant Jones and Corporal Saunders did valiant work with the Jacks. Fort Chambers (wireless via Bank), March 2nd — The Students ' Forces, lying entrenched here, have suffered untold hardships due to the scarcity of fuel supply. Daily reports are received of the hor- rible suffering. Many scouts have been sent out in search of a new source of supply but nothing has been found. ENGLISH SUFFER LOSS. (By Assassinated Press.) Prezmyzsmsl, March 2nd. — An early dispatch says there was some fierce fighting done by the English forces early to-day. Two subma- rines were lost in the attack on a superdreadnaught in the Darmi- telles. The laud forces would doubtless have been completely annihilated but for the timely arrival of the lUill Slingers under command of Field Marshal Crowell, Generals Calhoun and Lane, Lieutenant Pat- terson and Corporal Sayad. A dispatch late to-night from headquarters says: At History- burg the Student Forces were slaughtered unmercifully. Exactly half of the forces were ' shot ' and it is doubted whether these wound- ed men will be able to go on with the rest of the forces thru the spring months. Some of the men wore ' shot ' so severely that they will probably have to go hack to the lower ranks where they will stay until the summer is here, ' prop er. The Students ' Forces were successful in checking the drive made at Mathville to-day. Quite a number of them were pretty good on ' Spot ' shots and they claim a victory over the leader. Those killed at HIstoryburg were Corp- orals Carson, Privates Walker and Smith. The David ' s Onion T H E DAVID ' S ONION Found Accidentally Published Weakly OFFICE: 3rd Floor Gym EDITORS IN CHIEF S. C. Harris and A. S. Tompkins, Jr. The David ' s Onion will be glad to misprint all communications. Entered as low class matter at Davidson College garbage can. Subscription $1 per Year on Credit Welcome Jitney bus. Cosmetically speaking there were some rosy cheeks here Junior Speaking. Satire is a pretty girl who eats onions. Taken as a whole, D. C. has been above the standard this year. We continue to live, move and have our beans. Some students are so tight they would not spend the evening with you. The ladies certainly took advan- tage of their leap year privileges here Junior Speaking. Charlotte looked like a city yes- terday — several dozen students went up and the old town livened up right away. Speaking of S. C. wrecks don ' t forget Coley. The Southern seems to still be run on a block and blockhead sys- tem. In the spring a student ' s fancy lightly turns to ball and bat. Apropos of the earthquake: Wasn ' t the first time old Davidson has been shocked. A few of the things we do not understand: Why 125 people live in Davidson? Why Preacher Morrison sings solos? Why Tub Thomson. Crook Barentine, Dunny Roddy and Shar.g Tompkins joined the Jews? Why we have chapel at 7:30? Why we took Junior History? Why Pete Sa unders does not bathe but once a month? DO YOUR DUTY. It is deeply regretted that for the past two days all of the students have not been doing their duty. Last night at the depot when i:! came in and the roll was called two of the students were not there, to let it pass. It is a little incon- venient, fellows, as we try to let all the trains pass without making them more than two hours late, but if Frank Smith and Woodrow Clark do not get there on time our de- sires will never materialize. We were surprised when we heard this, but feel sure now that we have called their attention to it that they will never let it occur again. We do not -care to complain all the time but we feel it our duty, being the most extinguished paper In the country to call your attention to this matter also. Only fifty-two went to get pre- scriptions ' from the doctor last night. Fellows, the drug stores have to live just the same as we do, so cut a few classes and chapels and help these men out. They have been after us to men- tion this, but we thought they were making money until we had a re- porter to go to the drug stores and count the number of prescriptions they had filled since Xmas. To our surprise we found that there were only 99,683. It will do you good, boys, to get out of those horrid class rooms where the atmosphere is so full of those bulling germs, etc. We heard rumors of a new post- ofHce being opened up in competi- tion with the one we have now. We only hope this rumor is not unfounded for it is a very notice- able thing that the present one has not been doing much business late- ly and it would be a great benefit to the community and students as a whole to bring in a new brand of Post Oflice. It would doubtless create new interest in the kind of work it is doing and, too, the com- petition might become so keen that stamps and postal cards would doubtless be sold at a great reduc- tion. We are glad to see Steve Walker becoming literary. He was report- ed reading Scott ' s Emulsion. Davidson won her annual thanks- giving game from Wake Forest. Lack of space prevents 4€tails. Extract from Davidson News in our extinguished contemporary, Charlotte Disturbor: A new stretch of sand road is being con- structed from the Old Jones Place to Muddy Cross Roads which will connect the two stretches already laid from Charlotte to Statesville and from Statesville to Charlotte. We are interested to note that Coach Copeland (16) is consider- ing an offer to become head coach at Oxford (N. C. Moonlight School). E. H. Bird is also considering an offer to play tor them, he not having played four years of college ball. He will doubtless be utilized chiefly in taking in secret messages from his coach, such as Hold ' em! CAN DANCE AND SHOUT FOR JOY. Unsolicited Testimonial of dent. Davidson, N. C, Feb. 30, 1916.— Dr. Skinners Co., Dear Sirs: How will I ever be able to thank you and your good corpse of as- sistants for the wonders you have wrought in me. For years I had a pain in my head and teeth, con- tracted backache and arterio sclerosis, increased lilood pressure, pains in my super-oesophageal gan- glia, insomnia, hay fever, malaria, hook-worm, pellagra and diabetes. Life didn ' t seem to be worth living. I would get up in the morning with a tired feeling and keep it all day. A friend recommended that I try Perulac. With the first dose I felt better and after taking three-hun- dred bottles I can say that I am entirely cured. I can dance, shout and sing tor joy and will always praise and use Perulac, for it has saved my life, and given me the old pep and ginger again. Yours in the service of humanity, J. Pharr. The David ' s Oxiox SOCIAL. The H. A. T. U. met last Thurs- day night, with Miss ■Zump Barentine. All the members were present. The roll was called and each member answered to his name with a quotation from Blease. Brief discussions were made by the members, after which came a salad course, then grape juice was served, following which the hostess ren- dered a vocal solo, Annie Laurie. She as assisted in serving by the Misses Armistead and Newton. The Saturday Xight Bridge Club was delightfully entertained on last Friday morning by Miss Willie Rourk at her home on North 3rd Street. Those playing were Misses Naomi Farrior, Willie Gumming, Maiye Campbell, Johndie Smythe, FYedulent Hengeveld, Violet Black and house guest, Miss Donkye Archer from the University of Ver- junyer. It ended in the usual fight over the prizes. Each claimed the other to be a crook when seven aces were found in the deck. All made a grab for the prizes which were snatched by Misses Black and Smythe w-ho escaped before the ar- rival of the cops. The hostess proved to be a very charming one, and it was a- very delectable oc- casion. It will meet again when it is safe. The St. Lucretia Dancers Union on last Friday night gave one of the most brilliant and pungent dances of the mid-winter season. The Gym was decorated with skele- tons, tomato-cans, and beautiful Jars of colored water. It made a very pleasing color effect indeed. One of the leading features was the music which was furnished by The Cornelius Hominy Orchestra, consisting of a Jews-harp and a drum. Their n ndition and Inter- pretation of some of the latest Rong hits was nothing short of marvelous. Some of the most pop- ular selectionH were These Bones ' fJona ' Rise Gain. Who In the World Would ' ve Thunkit, The Six Cats of Lufy, How Dry I Am, and AvuanyvlskI, All of the latest agonies and acrobatic insanities were indulged in, much to the sympathy of the onlookers. The dancers will sign the pledge and go in training March the 6th, and then the season will start in earnest. The proceeds went to The Old Ladies ' Home. The new Cafe a la Cabaret open- ed on Wednesday night, and its opening was celebrated by a de- lightful dance. Those dancing were Miss Duunie Roddey, dressed in check nainsook, with over skirt of pea green charnieuse with cor- sage of fresh cauliflower with Mr. Jack Paisley; Miss Naomi Farrior gowned in chero-cola brown velvet with Mr. John C. Calhoun; Miss Maie Rankin dressed in pink tulle trimmed in old gold lace with cor- sage of canned-peach blossoms with Mr. C. L. Walker; Miss Mary Crisp dressed in white mosciuito netting over pink tulle carrying a bouquet of dainly honeysuckles with Mr. J. F. Good; Miss Boyding Baren- tine gowned in green satin with bodice of red lace with Mr. C. K. Schwar; Miss Rawlina Howard dressed in blue chiffon trimmed with lingerie carrying wild roses with Mr. Bob Jones; Miss Mary Lane dressed in check gingham over burlap with Mr. S. McCor- mick; Miss Gussie Tompkins at- tired in brindle yellow silk mull carrying a bunch of bananas with Mr. P. I. Sutton; Miss Cinthea Townsend dressed in wine colored crepe de chine meteor with Mr. Banaja White. While refreshments were served the class of Spanish dancers, including the Misses Burns, Black, A. Sprunt, Carrol, and Batentine, tripped gracefully and merrily thru the aisles, bring- ing to a fit climax the night ' s fes- tivities. THE FOUNDING OF DAVIDSON COLLEGE. (Author ' s Note: As is charac- teristic of all writers of ancient history, I lack a fund of accurate information. I write only what I can gather from a careful study of translation of inscriptions from un- earthed stones, pyramids, etc.) The exact date of the founding of Davidson College can not be ac- curately determined. All stones bearing Information concerning the founding were probably destroyed by the volcanoes of the Huronian era. However, the skeletons late- ly found under the Pillars of Cham- hers show that tills historical bulld- 1 Ing was either orected or remodel- ed In the ago of lllel the Hethclito who rebuilt Jericho. In my mind there is no doubt but that Hiel was also the contractor who built Chambers, for the Bible distinctly states that he did many other won- derful things. As he sacrificed Abram, his oldest son under the foundations of Jericho, so a young- er son, whose name is as yet un- known, fell martyr to this barbaric custom when Chambers was built. Some think that the philanthropic Hall was erected at the same time. Surely the seats, chandelier and heating apparatus date back to that time. However, as Virginia was settled sooner than North Caro- lina it is my opinion that the Eu- menean Hall was built sooner than was the Phi. In one of these halls Spartacus made his famous speech to the Gladiators and Brutus spoke over the dead body of Caesar, and ever since that time these two speeches have been de- livered every week from the ros- trums of these antique assembly houses. A tablet of stone unearthed with- in the last decade on the island of Crete tells of how Rumple was built in the third century by the unknown hero who also erected the Laborinth on that island. This ' statement is very strongly corrob- orated by the style of architecture of this ancient building. Shortly after this Colonel Sco- field, one of the retired Colonels of the early Babylonian army, opened a lounging parlor on the edge of the campus for the benefit of those students ( ?) who possess- ed shekles and who knew how to play checkers. Since that time he has sold untold quantities of Dopes, Climax, and Cliesterfields, and (according- to this gentleman ' s own statement) has never failed to lose a jit on every bit ' s worth of goods sold. I consider him the most eminent philanthropist that ever lived. Next the Morrison Memorial Hall was erected. This is a very Im- posing looking edifice to the north of Chambers and appears to have been built with the idea of keeping the people passing to and fro about the Chambers building from seeing the Ink blotch on the front of the (Icorgia building. TlIK I )a 1Ii s O.NKl.N From this time on we liave ac- curate data concerning the work- ings of the college. As it does not behoove me as a writer of ancient history to enter into the modern era, it is for others to write of how the College became the institution that it is to-day, of how a Ford, the most modern of insects, now often roosts before the prehistoric Chambers, of how the dormitories were erected very close to each other to give the students training in Vocal Indignation and Aqueous Hostilities, of how Georgia was whitewashed in 1S92, and of how the Davidsonian became so popu- lar in January. 1916. NEW BOOKS IN LIBRARY. The Art of Detectiving, by Far- rior; Augumentation, by Walker, C; The Great Pastime of Mexico, by Stiff Crowell; Twittings and Tra Las or Aves Life in D. C, by Jamie Fowle; Chickens I Have Chased and Cherished, by John Pharr; Cartooning and its Re- sults, by John C. Calhoun; Rapid Fire Oratory, by Fresh Knox; How to Become a Musician on Your Nerve, by ERimas; The National Pastime, by Douglas; My Successor as a Tackle. by Matthews. ANNUAL DEBATE. The following have won in the semi-annual debate with Mt. Misery University; E. Burns, Nimocks, Mattison and Barentine. The final ' ill come off on Friday night at twelve thirty-five. Be there. KING TURNS DETECTIVE. Promises to Outshine Holmes, Hawkshaw or Philo Gullb. Little did George King realize what an opportunity Junior Speak- ing would bring to him to show his detective genius. We have seen to our delight and others sorrow his prowess in foot- ball and basket-ball, but no one sus- picioned that in him lay the plain clothes man ' s genius. Some months ago a curtain which was very dear to his heart myste- riously disappeared from a window in this sleuth ' s room. He thought that it was taken by some nimble fingered student who liked it bet- ter than he did, so he set to work at that present moment of time in disguise No. 657 in search of clues. He secured some good clues but they were unsatisfactory to him, so he consulted Madame Townsend, the palmist, and she made the startling report that he would never recover the curtain, but would have the privilege of seeing it worn on a lady Junior Speaking. Thinking this would be very pleasant he scanted around and by a scientific and psychological re- search, the words of the palmist came true and the disguised sleuth saw with his own eyes the dear be- loved curtain on a lady ' s head. He was immediately advised by friends to go up and demand it, but he said it was no good and he never liked it anyway. This happening very ably demon- strated both detective genius and the truth of scientific palmistry. Junior Speaking Notes Junior Speaking was a Varl-colored Success. The speaking was up to or above the average. The leading orators were M attison, Harris and Nisbet. altho the work of the others should not be overlooked. Many visitors attended the pro- ceedings which were featured by many festivities, including the game and dance in Statesvillfe. The headline attractions were R.- Minter as C. Chaplin, Isadore Rosenstein Mullen ' s yiddish jokes and G. King ' s and M. Younger ' s scientific sidestepping tactics. The costumes or lack of them at the receptions were as delicate as were ever seen here. Here we may say a word about the styles. The dresses were slit, hobble and hoop. Some of them were cut V in the back and C in the front. We can ' t help but state our opin- ion on this. We are men who look down on these things. We were glad to see so little indulgence in spiritus intoxicus. This speaks mighty well for the students who are realizing more and more the necessity of having a good sound body and a good brain. We believe in killing the booze and keeping it down. When you once get it down never let it come up. AFTER THE THANKSGIVING GAME. Vake Forrest. Vake! thus adjured the Fat Comedian as he was called out for the third encore by the roaring audience. They wanted to hear something funny; most of them had seen the pathetic exhibi- tion on Wearn Field that afternoon, and the Fat Comedian, with that The David ' s Oxiox 5 fine sense of proportion that is the last requisite of any humorist, pick- ed Vake Forrest as the object of humor that night. Possibly, dear reader, you did not see the Prince of Pilsen last Thanksgiving night, when the boxes on the left were occupied by the Vake Forrest team, and on the right by Ostreelum White and his supporting cast. Anyway, it was a perfectly good show; for, with T. J. Mitchell on one side of him, and Pat ton the other, W. G. Somerville was heard to remark as he left the theatre, It wasn ' t as bad as I thought it ud be! (Q. E. D.) The Davidson team were the stars that night, as they had been that day on the gridiron. A lady worn an arm ( ?) band that was Red (laird) and (Jack) Black, and, as the Fat Man (from Zinzanatty) pointed out, she also had some tulle that was for Oysterman White. WANTED — A beau who will take me to all the ball games, lyceums. etc. — Miss Grace Irving. WANT ADS. This is a leading feature of our paper. If you have lost anything that you want or have found any- thing that you do not want, insert a want ad ' at 98 cents a line and get immediate results. WANTED — Calendar to time my base running. — Pharr. WANTED— To buy all of your mirrors. — W. G. Morrison. WANTED— A good line to the ladies.- J. M. Black. WANTED— A pass in Soph. Math.— B. McKee. WANTED — A wife; white pre- ferred. — John Payne. WANTED— Another man to grade Junior Economics papers. — Junior Class. WANTED — To leach you dancing lessons. — Gus Tompkins and Latta Law. WANTED— To become the most popular man In college. Will pay liberally for any information. Tom. Miaenbelroer. FOR S.A.LE — Good cakes.— Fig. Newton. FOR SALE — Any thing you want that is not mine. For particulars call at S Ga. FOR SALE — Two old corsets.— Madame Humphrey. FOR SALE— All old books; guar- anteed to be no good. — R. B. Walker. LOST — $7.50, papers, and other valuable merchandise. — J. P. Laird. NOTICE. I ' ll buy your vote for Class Presi- dent. I am well qualified. C. F. ALLEN. WAIT TILL CREATURE MORRASH and LONG ATTIC PERLMULLEN Get all of their old goods out of the closets and cellars. We can show you some keen styles in fine hose and jockey caps. These goods must go to make room for what ' s under them. THE EMPERIAL EMPORIUM. WANTED— A cigarette. J. C. CALHOUN. WANTEI.) — Another one. J. C. CALHOUN. FOR SALE — A few more copies of the Canine Tissue Paper Guide Book. ' ' Rush to get yours while the supply lasts. They contain in- formation most valuable to all Freshmen. A complete and com- prehensive treatise on how a Fresh- man should behave. H. K. AIKEN. JR. I AM NOW IN BALTIMORE, MD., And when I get back I will be able to tell you all about the spring millinery. Madame Ernestine Townsend, College Milliner. WANTED— Fame like Brothers ' ! T. L. WHITE. STOLEN— My smile. T. A. FINLEY. WANTED— A voice. W. H. CULLUM. $1000 REWARD Offered for the return of a young lady ' s picture — lost, strayed or stolen from my rooms. The name Mildred may be found on the back of the photo. BENJ. WHITE. WANTED — The complete use of room, razor, tobacco, money, soap, clothes, towels, stationery, books, football clothes, socks, jockey caps, and anything else you may happen to have. A liberal amount of my company is offered as compensa- tion for the use of these trifles. DAVID WORTH, Esq. R. H. Bennett, in addition to Fresh Greek and Geology, is taking a special course in banking, draw- ing, and English. He has a table in his room. WANTED — To give you chem- istry lessons. I specialize In Cal- cium Chloride. Satisfaction guar- anteeif— Mr. Elijah Ben Ezra Wright, S. A. D.. P. D. Q., L. T. D. The David ' s Oxiox Hotel De Chambers Paisley Hollister PHYSICIANS, SURGEONS AND UNDERTAKERS JAM HOTEL French Plan, Quiet and Restful Up-to-Date and Nodern in All its Disappointments MADAME HUMPHREY Clairvoyant and Mysticmedium. Tells your past, present and future. Also the eclipse oi the sun. DONT-Depend on your Room-mate for sup- port. Visit the Commissary at the Sign of the 3 balls. Ptolemaic style of architecture. Three stories of solid discomfort. Cuisine unexcelled in this district, being under the direction of the famous Chef M. Uncle De Hiram. Four kinds of water in each room; frozen, liquid, dirty and clean. Well cooled rooms, very home like, near to all shopping centers. Jobe Tenson ' s WRINKLING CLUB Six Suits carried across the campus for $1 GITNEY BUS Adam Swindler ATTORNEY-AT-LAW. Are You a Man? Use WINE of SUREUU-the Nan ' s Tonic. FOR CATALOG, ADDRESS A. S.TOMPKINS, Jr. 47 SOUTH BOULEVARD Take Hashkarets For that tired, run-down feeling. Ask your Undertaker. Im the tn a rtKo put tlve Hill irv CKapeX H lU . m the raan. nho guT xi Im tKs man. cxVo put tKe Tar vu VuptixaTv. Inr tHe nviixv. nt.c put TO HOLD A WORLDS RECORD FOR TEN YEARS IS FINAL PROOF OF SUPREMACY UNDERWOOD TKe Macliine You Will Eventually Buy For 1915, and Nine Consecutive Times, Has AV on tKe International Type v riter Tropky Cup Awarded Annually for Merit, Speed, Accuracy and Statility -BRANCH OFFICE 225 SOUTH TRYON STREET CHARLOTTE NORTH CAROLINA OUR 58TH YEAR OF SERVICE We are entering our fifty-eighth season of business. PERFECT SER- VICE in furnishing Costumes for plays is still our watchword. Our Academic Cap and Gown department gladly quotes rental or selling rates. A request will bring you a copy of our latest Costume Catalogue Number 58. WAAS SON PHILADELPHIA PENNSYLVANIA QUALITY COUNTS That ' s Why We Have Stuck to Oar Policy of Making Only the Best ATHLETIC SUPPLIES For All These Years. We Are in a Position to Give You Better Satisfaction Than Ever Before ALEX. TAYLOR COMPANY. Inc. •nd Collciet. TAYLOR BLDC. 42d ST.. OPPOSITE HOTEL MANHATTAN. NEW YORK CITY. Live Student wMled to let II Acenti It III FOOTBALL, BASKET-BALL, BASEBALL, Track and Gym Supplies. Sweaters, Jerseys and Athletic Clothing a Specialty ODELL HARDWARE CO. GREENSBORO, N. C. L. A. MULLEN, College Representative Union Theological Seminary RICHMOND. VIRGINIA W. W. MOORE, D.D., LL.D., President THE OLDEST AND LARGEST PRESBYTERIAN SEMINARY IN THE SOUTH Session of 1916-17 Will Open September 20. 1916 CATALOGUE ON REQUEST Gr C € a - e!i- Vr T -rs P c Z ' f ' STIEFF The South ' s Most Popular PIANO WRITE FOR CATALOG AND PRICE LIST Warerooms 219 SOUTH TRYON STREET, CHARLOTTE, N. C. The Timmons-Grady Co. The Shop of Originations MAKERS OF ALL KINDS OF -- GOOD SIGNS -- CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAROLINA qijSSe You Young Bloods who are full of the old pep and ginger will ap- preciate the nifty models, snappy woolens and un- surpassed workmanship which make Storrs-Schaefer Suits so popular among the college men. And don ' t forget that the representative of the Storrs-Schaefer Co. is one of you and understands your wants. So when you ' re ready for that new suit leave your order with L. A. MULLEN College Representalive New Hammerless SAVAGE Five Safeties Only automatic that re- ceived award at the San Francisco Exposition TEN SHOTS QUICK! Savage Arms Company ( vs. 6 or 8 in all other automatics ) - Aims easy as pointing your finger 710 Savage Ave. Utica, N. Y. THE HOOVER SMITH COMPANY 616 Chestnut Street, Philadelphia DIAMOND MERCHANTS. JEWELERS AND SILVERSMITHS PHILADELPHIA ' S OrnCIAL FRATERNITY JEWELER If rou want ina lineil pin made, and noveltlea of the best quality, we make ' em. ' . .. . . SPECIALISTS IN rr. , ,,, MEDALS PRIZES TROPHIES Between mails, boys, and at all other times between the hours of 6 A. M. and 12 P. M. Make JETTON DRUG CO. Your Loafing Place DRINKS. SMOKES AND HUYLER ' S CANDIES ALPINE FLAX BOX PAPER. POUND PAPER. WRITING TABLETS AND ENVELOPES ADD AN AIR OE DISTINCTION TO YOUR CORRESPONDENCE FOR SALE BY THE BOOK STORE A. P. W. TOILET PAPER A ll ht. soft tissue of the finest quality, made from absolutely clean, pure atocR. Upon receipt of one dollar we will send (express prepaid) to any point in the United States, one year ' s supply (10,000 sheets), and niclele ' plated fixture. Money refunded if not satisfactory. A. P. W. PAPER COMPANY 37 COLONIE STREET ALBANY. NEW YORK Lu c . J. J L.r .J . men and women — fifty tbousand - f tKem — Kold responsible positions m tne business worla. Ambition plus Eastman training - will make YOU eligible. Jl CLSttnun graduates are in demand. Vlth East- man training you can qualify in a few months for rapid advancement to an executive position. Persons desirous of becoming successful accountants, bookkeepers, correspondents, secretaries, advertisement writers, stenographers, or teacbers of commercial brancbes, ' nriU tmd at Eastman a most attractive opportunity tor study and practice. Under tbe Eastman system of instruction students operate prac- tice banks, retail and wbolesale business, real estate, insurance, brokerage, and railway offices. Higber Accounting. Banking, Civil Service, Stenography, Stenotypy, Typewriting, Business Englisb, Advertising, Salesmansbip, and Penmansbip courses witb experienced, efficient and faitbful teacbers. Healtbful and attractive location in tbe Hudson valley. All Y. M. C. A. privileges open to Eastman students. Moderate expenses. Students enter any w eek-day. Writt for hanitsomt 96- agi roa ectus. Addrtst CLEMENT C. Box CC GAINES, M.A„ LL.D. POUGHKEEPSIE, N. Y. DAVIDSON COLLEGE CEPT. 7tli, 1916. tke College wOl enter its 81 t year of continuous service. It is tke largest college for men under tke care of tke Pres- kyterian Ckurck in tke Unitea States. It was founded and is now sustained to prepare young men for Ckristian leaderskip m ckurck and state. It kas keen eminently successful in tkis in tke past and is ket- ter equipped now to do its peculiar work tkan ever kefore. Tke enrollment tke past year kas keen tke largest in tke kistory of tke College and tke work kas in all departments keen excellent. Tke College kas now as many students as it can efficiently kandle and does not propose to increase tke student kody largely until added resources make suck increase proper. For tkis reason it will ke well to arrange for admission as early as possikle. We skall not take so many tkat we can not do justice to all. Tke kigk sckool certificates must ke passed on kefore any one can ke accepted and it is suggested tkat tkis ke seen to and room engaged as soon as possikle. Fourteen units properly distrikuted are required for unconditional entrance. Only two units of conditions are allowed. Tkorougk preparation is advised. CATALOGUE FURNISHED ON REQUEST THE REGISTRAR Davidson College :: Davidson, N. C. ' Strongest In the World ' The New Endowment Including Disability Is A SPLENDID combination of investment and pro- tection, and is particularly adapted to the needs of young men and women. It practically acts as a com- pulsory savings bank, compelling the saving of small sums which, in many cases, would otherwise be frittered away. Moreover, the savings are protected by insurance, as the contract guarantees that, in the event of death before the endowment matures, the return can never be less than the full value of the Policy. The Endowments are issued to mature in ten, fifteen or twenty years, as desired. THE EQUITABLE LIFE ASSURANCE SOCIETY OF THE UNITED STATES 120 BROADWAY, NEW YORK Splendid Opportunities for Men of Character to Act as Our Representatives WRITE FOR INFORMATION TO J. P. QUARLES, Manager W. J. RODDEY 4; CO., Managers Realty Building, Charlotte, N. C. Rock Hill, S. C MANAGERS SOUTH CAROLINA AND WESTERN NORTH CAROLINA OUR FRATERNITY JEWELRY CATALOG IS CALLED The Book for Modern Greeks You Will Find It Very Interesting A copy will be mailed, free of any obligation on your part, upon mention of the fraternity and chapter to which you belong WRITE TO BURR, PATTERSON CO. The Fraternity Jewelers STATION A, DETROIT, MICHIGAN Medical College of Virginia STATE INSTITUTION 1838 1916 MEDICINE, DENTISTRY PHARMACY STUART McGUIRE, M.D., Dean New college building, completely equipped and modern laboratories. Extensive Hospital and Dispensary service. Experienced faculty. Practical curriculum FOR CATALOGUE OR INFORMATION, ADDRESS J. R. McCAULEY, Secretary RICHMOND, VIRGINIA WHITE DRUG COMPANY The Rexall Store Norris ' Exquisite Candies Ice Cold Drinks Eastman Kodaks and Films Full Line of Stationery Fountain Pens GO TO ARMOUR BROS. Sc THOMPSON FOR GENTS ' FURNISHINGS We Handle a Superior Line of Hats, Shoes, Neckwear, Shirts In Fact, Everything a Good Dresser Needs SANITARY BARBER SHOP THE PLACE TO GET A CLEAN SHAVE AND A FASHIONABLE HAIR CUT SOUTHERN RAILWAY Premier Carrier of the South OPERATING OVER 7.000 MILES 0F = RAILROAD Quick and Convenient Schedules to All Points North. South. East and West Through Trains Between the Principal Cities and Resorts of the South, Affording First-Class Accommodations in Every Respect ELEGANT PULLMAN SLEEPING CARS On All Through Trains. Dining, Club and Observation Cars FOR SPEED, COMFORT AND COURTEOUS EMPLOYEES. TRAVEL VIA THE SOUTHERN RAILWAY For Rates, Schedules or Any Other Informalion, Call on Your Agent, or Write H. F. CARY, R. H. DeBUTTS. Cencril Pauenaer A eni. Diviiion Paucnter Agent, Washington, D. C. Charlotte, N. C. Luxurious and Enduring Furniture tlectea with extreme care and an tntel igent aftpreciation of the requirements of the modern home where comfort, taste and refined elegance are given ro er consideration. Library and Living Room Furniture In Modern ana Perioa aegi ng. made of rare ana aurable vooa9. upnolatered in Genuine Leatner and the nest grades Tap- estries ana Art Fabrics, tugetner -with beautiful examplet uf Dining Room and Chamber Furniture in Manogany, American and Circassian Walnut and Oak may be found bere in great variety ■I ' ways consistently priced. Our stock of Furnnbings for Libraries and Fraternal Halls, including Tables. Book Cases and Vriting Desks in Oak and Mabogany. and Comfort Cbairs, Rockers and Settees, upbolstered in Leatber or Tapestry, is very complete and attractive. The Lubin Furniture 20 East Trade St. ERSKINE R. SMITH Co m p a ny Cbarlotte, N. C. Mission Furniture Draperies and Floor Coverings Pianola Pianos Victrolas Everything for Society iTalls AT Parker-Gardner Co. CHARLOTTE, N. C. You Are Invited to Stop at the YADKIN WHEN IN SALISBURY J. F. SOMERS, Manager AGENTS NUNNALLY AND APOLLO CANDIES Visit Our Fountain, All the Latest Drinks Served by Experts TRYON DRUG CO. 200 N. Tryon Charlotte. N. C. STUDENT ATHLETIC WEAR A lifetime spent in gathering information as to what ' s what in ATHLETIC GOODS gives us just a little bit the better of most Athletic Houses. You owe it to yourself to secure this advantage. ARTHUR JOHNSON CO., Se wVrIe Athletic Outfitters to the College Trade ASK L. A. MULLEN DRiNK CherO ' Cola Tff£: ?£ ' S NON£ SO GOOD THE COLLEGE BOYS ' DRINK It wakes you in the morning Invigorates you in the evening Revives you at night Delicious and Refreshing all the time For students and loafers GALL FOR IT ANYWHERE The Charlotte Transfer Go. ■CSEi SC) BAGGAGE, PASSENGER AND FREIGHT SERVICE ■esc 313 PHONE 298 CHARLOTTE -: NORTH CAROLINA A Model Plant— a Great Wireless Station IjROM here, borne by a more subtle fluidity than the electric current, sensitive to finer vibrations than an Edison or a Marconi ever intercepted, is flashed to the reader every message between these covers. Here the tremendous force of mental radio-activity permeates the leaden non-conductivity of type and the other inert materials of the Art Preservative with a powerful psychic essence that makes the printed page a white glow of symbolism in the light of which the souls of reader and writer stand face to face Is Not Such an Agency Worth While If You Have a Message Which the People Should Hear? FOOTE , DAVIES CO. ATLANTA GEORGIA Specialists in Educa- tional Printing AND THE Theory and Prac- tice OF Graphic Arts ' ' ■ ' ' ' ' - ' l: ' !.. m ' v. ;i.:;l:.-.i;