Davenport High School - Gorilla Yearbook (Davenport, WA)

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THE PROPHECY UNLUCKY SUITOR TAKES TO THE HILLS Mondovi, June I.-Residents of North Mondovi have been startled by a man crashing and thundering in the underbrush surrounding their homes. Investigation today revealed that the big game hunt- er, Richard Buck, has tried to lose himself because of his unsuccessful love affair with one of the James twins, fearing he might get Lau- retta instead of Lorraine, and 'knowing the temper of one Virgil Zier, he decided on this plan of -action. 'GENERAL AWARDED ANOTHER STAR Washington D. C., June I.-The fbrilliant strategy used by Gener- -al Don Ball in the capture of Ellis Isle has won him his fifth star. The natives were very coopera- 'tive in helping General Ball take -command of the isle, as they hold him in awe because of the size of Ehis feet. IRAY CONRAD IN CRITICAL CONDITION Hollywood, June I. - Connie, 'the Crooner, lmovie star from Davenportjl is suffering from acute malnutrition. The doctors state the patien. has been trying to get a hungry look so he can run competition to Sinatra Jr., but they say if his condition is not improved, not even a bow tie will hold him to- -gether. DAVENPORT TO HAVE ROUNDUP Davenport, June I.-Miss Neva Murbach, formerly of Davenport, now a partner of that famous radio team of Fisk and Murbach, will be a featured number here at the Davenport Roundup. TOMMY THOMPSON CROWNED Jungle Town, June I.-The sun in all its glory shone down on iungle town yesterday, and its brightness was reflected from many tin cans, but the brightness of the sun could not rival the hap- piness on the face of our own Tommy Thompson who was crown- ed King of the Hobos. When asked why Mr. Thompson became a knight of the open road, he re- plied, l don't like work, and work don't like me. HOME TOWN GIRLS MAKE GOOD Davenport, June I.-The little Sympathy Theatre off Morgan Street was crowded to its capacity ISO seatszl Tuesday night, when two home town girls, Faye Alexan- der and Carlotte Horn, made their debut. They rendered the Re- frain from Spitting. The audience was deeply moved, right out into the street. PROFESSOR BROWN RECEIVES B. S. DEGREE Davenport, June I.-At a formal dinner given by the faculty of Sub-Normal University, Professor Brown was awarded the Bachelor of Science degree for his out standing discovery in science. His theory is-that a lighted match when thrown in a barrel of gas will be extinguished, and alsc anything within a half mile radius. Doc Lilienthal Says: When it becomes ne:essary to have your teeth removed be sure to have them replaced by Doc Lily. She says they are good not for years, not for life, but for- ever. NEW DEPOT AGENT ARRIVES Davenport, June I.-Miss Dona Sims has iust returned to Dav- enport to take over the position of depot agent. Now the residents of Davenport understand why the trains enter- ing the fair city use the new type of whistle TB-O-I-N-GI. One of her first acts since tak- ing the agency will be the con- struction of a railroad from Dav- enport to Odessa. FLEAS IN FATHER'S PANTS Yale, June I.--A promising med- ical career was cut short last night by the elopement of Miss Dorothy Wilke and Chief Petting Osiffer Bob Laughbon. In all the confusion of leaving before the return of her folks, Miss Wilke slipped into a pair of her father's pants, mistaking them for her own black slacks. HEAVY BISCUITS LEAD TO DISASTER Davenport, June I.-Ray Hoople foreman of the Rux T Ranch, suf- fered a broken finger when he fell from a horse he was riding. When questioned by the inter- viewer as to how he happened to fall, he replied rather gruffly, Aw, the little woman made such heavy biscuits this morning that they iust weighted me down. SOCIETY Rocklyn, June I.-Mrs. George Mielke, the former Edwina Depp- ner, entertained the Rocklyn Sew- ing Circle at her home Wednesday at 2 o'clock. Eight members were present. After the meeting a light lunch consistinq of sandwiches, potato and fruit salads, baked beans, stuffed olives, sweet pickles, cake and ice cream, was served. It 'I 'I 'I 'I 'I 1 4l I 'I I 'I 'I 'I 'I 'I 'I 'I 'I I 'I 'I 'I 'I 'I 'I 'I 'I 'I 'I 'I 'I 'I 'I 'I 'I 'I 'I 'I 'I 'I 'I 'I 'I 'I 'I

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S CLASS POEM fConTinuedj lf you wanT music ThaT's pleasing To hear, Faye Green's The composer, so lend an ear. A iiTTerbug fan is Squeaky, And by her exhibifions you can Tell her bones aren'T creaky. My peT peeve is girls, said David McCall, BUT in The end we know he'll have some preffy doll. Evelyn Logsdon, who worries abouT geTTing faT, Has bigger worries wafching PaT. Dorofhy .lean Schmauder, is everybody's friend, The CadeT Nurse Corps Tends To be her Trend. Richard Buck, as Commando known, Would like very much To see Dona home. Dona Jeanne Sims, a bruneTTe you'll find, LeT iT be known she can sure Two-Time. Elinor Zellmer, The mosT popular of all, Is poliTe and friendly and cuTe as a doll. Edwina Deppner, who is kind of shy, ls always caTching somebody's eye. A snappy liTTle yell leader full of pep, We find Faye HurdsTrom is The one ThaT's hep. Eva lVlcCaffery, wiThouT dispufe, Sends all her leTTers To a Tony who's cufe. In order for Calvin Brown To Travel very far, We suggesf This remedy-a new car. Now everyone knows ThaT Jessie McCall, GeTs The grades ThaT are besT of all. For Connie iT's from Trike To bike To The mofor cyc, Take ouT insurance if a ride you'd like. And now as we are parTing don'T ever forgef, ThaT The DavenporT High School is The besT yeT. Our carefree school days are gone forever, BuT our memories of Them we'll never sever. And now as we go separaTely journeying Upon life's rugged way, The wriTers of This poem say To you, Goodbye and good luck in all your days. Faye Alexander and LeeTa Fichfenberg

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THE PROPHECY ECIITOF .................... EVG MCCC1f'IeI'y , I LOCALS CHRISTIAN CHURCH NOTES A ' ' ,,.,.,, . Sgiliiglnlxgf-if-um gg Davenport, June I.-Mr. and Church services will be held by Eva Eva Eva McCa ffe ry McCaffery McCaffe ry Eva McCcIffery McCaffery Exchange ...,,...,,..,. Typist .,..,.,,,........... Stencil Cutter ..,.,.., Feature ,...,,.....,,,..cc Eva Men In Service .,,.., Eva McCaffery Sports ......,,.c.,,,,,,,,, EDITORIAL You may have wondered who had the far sightedness to write this prophecy, so this editorial will explain that Elinor Zellmer, Ber- nice Rohlman and Faye Hurdstrom were responsible, and don't worry, wetre going to get out of town be- fore it's too late. We know why, because we've just read our future. WINS AWARD Davenport, June I.-Mrs. Pat Logsdon Reinbold won a 55.00 prize over the radio daytime ser- ial, Pa Perkins for her entry on How to make the man do the house work, sponsored by I Dood-it Soap Suds. EXCHANGE FROM WASHINGTON STATE EVERGREEN Pullman, June I.-Miss Jessie McCall, who started college in 45 as a secretary to the presi- dent, has now taken over the head office of the campus. For 'Em and Again 'Em Dear Miss Hawkes, Could you give me your remedy for stiffened muscles after riding a bicycle all day? A Stiff Pupil Answer: Dear Pupil, The best remedy l've found is to go to a prom and dance the stiffness out. Miss Hawkes WANTED-A chemistry laboratory furnished, call Margaret Scharff. No. 39F42. Old Time Dance Saturday Night featuring the Nightmaires. The Barker for the old time Jitterbug dances will be Frances Page. Mrs. Donald Sharp and Donald Jr. arrived here Thursday morning for a visit with friends and relatives. Mrs. Sharp is the former Ruby Campbell. Mr. Sharp is employed in Colorado as a dog-catcher. Mt. Olympis, June I.-Miss Ber- nice Rohlman and Miss Elinor Zell- mer have left for a secluded spot on Mt. Olympus where they wilf continue to write history and not be bothered having to make new boundaries all the time. Davenport, June I. - Miss Leeta Fichtenberg, sousaphone so- loist in the All Girl Orchestra, visited friends and relatives here Tuesday. COOKING CLASS STARTS TODAY Davenport, June I.-Mrs. Faye Hurdstrom Hoople I was first of the women of Davenport to enroll in the new Cooks and Bakers school that started today. ADVICE TO THE LOVELORN By Lois Knack Dear Miss Knack: I have a very heavy problem an my heart today. I have a boy friend who is a Merchant Marine and who says he doesn't go out with other girls but l've been reading between the the Rev. Frohnhafer: Sunday Morning .................. I I:00 Jr. Sunday School ......,,.,,,,. l0:00 Sn. Sunday School ,.,...,....... I2:0O Christian Endeavor ..,,.., .,.,.. 7 :00 Evening Services ,,.,. ..........,, 8 :00 Prayer Meeting ....,.w,,,,,,..,.... 9:00 Ladies Aid- .,,,,,,..,... ..... W ednesday VITAL STATISTICS BORN: To Mr. and Mrs. Virgil Zier, twin daughters, Abigal Lor- raine and Angela Lauretta. Mrs. Zier was formerly Lauretta James of this city. Davenport, June I.-An appli- cation for a marriage license was filed without the usual three day wait to women-hater David C. Mc- Call and Superintendent of Nurses at Davenport Municipal, Dorothy Schmauder. ALUMNI ACIDS Davenport, June I.-It seems that the new superintendent of the Davenport High School, R. F. W. Erfurth, believes in youth as a governing factor-at least all the teachers he has employed are under 25. His pretty young secretary has it easy taking dictation-sitting on the boss's lap. line in his letters, and I have my it T doubts. what should I do? .1 GREEN BEAUTY SALON :I Q' T' 11 Just OPENING ji new Mis: Q. T.. I II SPECIALI 1: If he is a Merchant Marine, for- 1' I, get him before he has a chance to 1: Sholnpo? and Wave 'i 'SOC do likewise. I am the voice of ex- O d C 'lV Ieacm 's-' 25431, perience. 4, 1' Lois Knock 'P 'I 1, If L. J. J. TELEGRAPH SCHOOL :I AT LAST YOU CAN AVOID 4, ,I it Rates 51.00 per word 4: THE 5:00 SHADOW BY It 4, In Special Rates to Bob Walker 4, SHAVING AT 4:00 AT ll 4, 4, TIOC a wordj ,, . I 1 G L E N N S Come in and learn an easy 1: Glenn Kirkwood-Prop. ll Trade ,,,,,,,x,,,,,,::s lL.:,,,,,,,,,,:,,,::J: ----- --