Darlington High School - Pekatonia Yearbook (Darlington, WI)

Page 31 text:

5 96- '-5 -, l ,.'5 , Q45 0 ,A, ,: ,,., W-, ., - Q f F U Q4 r' 12 J wAYM,L,, ,, all A ..A.w-A M- O ' Ur' ' . R1-154. ,, ,q Cvf' V ., Q f 'Q' 'R Ill Y ' AX. R I A J J Wu' , 4 Q,.. xi . ' L Q:-ui Cs 't -. 'P ::-'few . 2 ': 'XE : iii? f 331'-i! mul . N' X aff!! N ' If su, 44, K' I Q. V ? UI' I' T 4 ..'5' 2 2 I W I M 6 it S it , P J , I wavy' 4,24 -As 1 1 :Lv - 'hi' v .I nn S I xx 'w xhwx , 'nut' ' 4 's' f s I f f ' Y ' 4 A 4 'L' J fs J. v ' ' O O W f,v.-w'

Page 30 text:

Ask Aunt Agatha CA Column for Love-Lorn Sophomoresj DEAR AUNTIE: I am very much in love with a junior, I'm crazy about a senior, and I have a passion for a cute little graduate. Which one shall I encourage? Please, keep me. L. ROY. DEAR ROY: Try a freshman. MY DEAR AOATHA: My girlhood romance is broken. The nice little German boy called Fuzzy has forgotten me. Should I try to revive the romance? WONDERING j. NELSON. DEAR J. N.: No, don't! Dutchmen are too hard to handle. DEAR AUNT AO: We really think we're awfully cute but so much nicer with cosmetics. We don't like to make up in school, so what shall we do? THE THREE MUSKETEERS-M. P., W. C., N. W. DEAR GIRLS: Apply barn paint for rouge, whitewash for powder, and a little tar for mascara, and it will stay on until Christmas. MY SWEET AUNT: Is it etiquette to sit in parked cars and-er-ah, well have a good time? IMELDA. DEAR IMELDA: It really isn't authorized by Emily Post, but it seems to be done a great deal. MY DEAR AUNT AGATHA: I am very fond of a boy who is forever becom- ing angry at me. Shall I break up the romance? M. T, DEAR EMPTY C7751 ' Tut, tut, Remember, dear, and bear in mind, That fat young men are hard to find. DEAR AG: Who broke the lock on the hen-house door? SO 82 So. DEAR SO AND WHAT-I-IAvE-YOU: Probably Raymond McWilliams. He has a taste for young chickens. DEAR AUNT AGATHA: I'm broken-hearted. My boy friend whom I was crazy about left town. I'm dying of loneliness. What'll I do? CRYING- IN-BEDOLOTHES CONNELL. DEAR CONNELL: Buy a coffin.

Page 32 text:

DEAR AUNT: I am very, very fond of a little preachers daughter, but she won't even let me hold her hand. What shall I do? RIC WIC. DEAR RIC WIC: Don't-- DEAR AUNT AGATHA: I am in distress-my boy friend lost an uncomfort- ably warm note which I had written to him, but I don't know whether the teacher found it or not. Should I just keep on worrying, kill Wal- I mean my boy friend, or take strychnine? DUMB DORA. DEAR D. D.: Carbolic acid is much more effective and quicker. DEAR ACSY WACSY: Is it sinful to go to the movie Sunday nite during Lent? KATY. DEAR K. D.: As a rule it's all right but Red Dust -Tut, tut. DEAR AUNT: What should I do about a cute little freshman girl who writes mash notes about me and makes eyes at me? ..KRITZE. DEAR KR1TzE : Marry the girl. DEAR AG: While out walking with my boy friend one summer nite, I said suggestively, Oh, my hands are so cold, Clyde. Then the poor fish innocently took off his gloves and handed them to me. Do you think I should give him up as hopeless? JUST-A-POOR-PREACHERS-DAUGHTER. DEAR VERA: Take him out for a ride some nite, and if he decides to walk into town after some when you run out of gas, then all hope is lost. The following was handed in by an ambitious senior Cwho but a senior would write suchj when asked to use the italicized words in a sentence: The maudlin man was an intrinsic prodigy and the bane of his family. In spite of the admonition of his laconic friends, he showed ludicrous gar- rulity. The subtilty of his vehement mother in her effort to clarify his penury was a resonance of her thoughts. She said he was the only one of his category with multifarious deficiencies in his ability to discriminate between the redolent essence of ephemeral flowers from graphic artificial flowers. I-Ie was famed for speaking in paradoxes that if carried out would requisite the resuscitation of his ancestors' mausoleums.