Danville High School - Cardinal Yearbook (Danville, VA)

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N THE CHATTERBOX HEART THROBS Dear Gin: I would like to know how to get to school on time! How could I do it? BABY BEN. Dear Baby Ben: You should spank you each sit down, then You will not go have your mother night until you eantt stand up all night. to sleep standing up, and being awake, you should get to school on time. GIN RAINGER. Dear Gin: I am a little sixteen-year-old girl and have fallen desperately for Mr. Wilson. How can I make any time? BROKEN-HEARTED. Dear Broken-Hearted: Mr. Wilson is a known D. H. S. sheikg his bald dome has shattered many a love-worn heart. I would suggest buying a plug of apple chew- ing tobacco and presenting it to him 5 that should make a favorable impres- sion. Beware of Mr. Wilson's eyes, regardless of how you emerge from the trifling ailair. Don't shoot yourself. GIN RAINGER. All who are anxious for advice in personal affairs, especially love af- fairs, will write to Mr. Rainger, care of this paperg Mr. Rainger will gladly give advice on all matters. Mr. Rainger has had wide experience, being jilted thrice. As a matter of kindness he has consented to help D. H. S. students through The Chat- terbox. So drop your letter in the box at Room 16. PRELIMINARY CONTEST CContinued from page 811 The winners there will have the privilege of taking part in the State Contest which will be held at the University of Virginia in May. NVe are expecting our boys not only to win over Lynchburg, but to carry oil the honors at the Univer- sity, also. Good luck to yon, Lind- say and Nathan! ' THE WORLD IS WAIT: ING FOR THE SUNRISE ills Walt Whitman Would Have Written It.J . Down from the sky rides the moon, Down into the waters Rides the Moon. The waters that the moon rides into Arc lazy. Alas, alas, lazy waters. It is June. Not March, April, May, July, August, September, October, November, December, January, Not even February-but- June, -June, June. In a bed of blue shimmers the stars. While I nm calling, calling, calling You. But you hear me not for You sleep and dream. And while you dream the day comes Streaming, streaming, Comes the day streaming, not Screaming or steaming, but stream' ing. Wake np, wake up, wake np, wake up And greet the hour. REFRAIN Dear OIIB, two, three, four, five, Six, seven, eight, nine, ten. -All the world is waiting for the Sunrise. The French, the Turks, the Germans, The Dutch, the Chinese. The Egyptians. The Japanese, the Eskimos, The Mexicans, the Canadians, the Greeks, The Spaniards, the Portuguese and the Plumbers. Everybody, everywhere Is waiting for the Sunrise. Every rose is heavy with dew. Pounds of dew, tons oi dew Ou the roses The thrnsh calls his mate. Twit, twit, twit, twit, twit, My heart is calling you, - Thurnp, Thump, thump, . Thump, thump, thump, Goes my heart, Calling, Calling, Calling, You. Dump. ' TEN COMNIANDNIENTS FOR THE HIGH SCHOOL As Given to the Prophets, Pink and Robbie Yeatts 1. Thou shalt not chew gum in classes if thou canst not get away with it. 2. Six cigarettes a day shalt thou smoke and giveth thou the re- maining ones to the Day brothers. 3. Thou shalt not roll the galloping ivories lest Pink shalt win all thy money. Al. Thou shalt not copy from thy neighbor's paper, thy book is safer. 5. Thou shalt not use the name of Shakespeare in vain, or Mrs. Hill will ilunk thee. G. Thou shalt not put other things before thy studies, for thy teacher is a hard teacher and it peeveth her for thou to come to class un- prepared. 7. Thou shalt not use vile names liken unto Julian Meade and Hin- ton Gwynn, lest thy school shalt rise against thee. S. Thou shall: not put thine own guilt on thy neighbor. 9. Thou shalt not covet thy pal's Ford, nor his girl, nor his sta' comb, nor his good fortune in evading punishment. 10. Study with all thy zeal lest thy days Look here be prolonged. --B. E. Hessberg. WITTICISMS what Albert Drew. Just because Anne is bright, does that make Daisy Keen? Just because Lindsay is short, does that make Llessie Shorter? If he had a Ford, where would Billy Parker? If the faculty played ball, where would Miss Hollyfield? The rose blooms while Anne Witliers. If night is black, what color is Chilton Day? Do you know what Lula Boisseau?

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