Danville High School - Cardinal Yearbook (Danville, VA)

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gE Come to Hatcher's Cigar Store for recreation and sporting news The Quality Bakery Pastries, Bread Cakes, etc. 532Dx?eiQ0i2Qiet 568 Phone 400 Main sf. Brown Electric Co. Electrical Contractors ALL KINDS OF ELECTRICAL WORK Phone Work. Phone 2203 551 Main Street Danville Shu-Fix Phone 941 110 S. Union Street Phone for ns and we will wire for you. A a Th D .H L d f A I- ur: 0 HHVI 0 211111 Ty 10. Mofzimg . Jezbw Cab PHONE TWO-SIX-HUNDRED Taxi Cabs -1- Special Cars Baggage and Heavy Hauling EE. Quality and Satisfaction TELEPHoNE 1220 516-518-520-522 Loyal Street

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THE CARDINAL The civic betterment club was having some shade trees planted when one of the ladies interested passed hy: I see you are digging out the holesf, she said to a lahorer. No ninnif' canie the answer, l'n1 digging out the dirt and leaving the holes. Dame Rumor ought frequently to have her naine spelt without the Runt: XVl1y have you got your stockings on wrong side'outward? flied: There is a hole on the other side. Q My dentist has an eagle eye, And vicious tools he hacks with: Hes clever, but I've conie to think He'd make a better blacksmith. Two rats were seen conversing in the hall and a passer-hy overheard this: Gee whiz, l wish Ma was a Christian Scientist. E110 'She made nie take a dose of castor oil last night. Miss Proctor: Did you shoot anything. Teddy? Mr. Rolstonz Y es. a duck. Miss Proctor: lVhatl a wild one? Mr. Rolston: No, hut the farmer was wild. Willy is a kiss like the three graces ? 1t's faith to a girl: hope to a young woman and charity to an old maid. Quotation by one of the school philosophers: 'l'here's great art in knowing what not to know when you don't want to know it. The fact that a man has not had a haircut in ten or twelve years need not necessarily imply that he is eccentric-he may he hald. .History tells us that Sherman was always coolest when on the point of attack. Most people are hottest when on the point of a tack. S5

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1 RElI1dOlDl'1 - Macon For Best Results Instltute in Plain or Fancy Baking, use Courses 'for Unconditional Ad- Dan Valley mlsslon ggliiieitandard Dan River Self Rising Flour for ' High School Students uw, Special Courses in . Art Dan Valley Mills Music and Expyesswn Danville, Virginia You know Fatty Hzirzlway, the butcher. Wfhat do you suppose he weighs? I don't know: what docs hc weigh P h Meat, The following is El resolution from the City Council Cof Dzinvillej: That Zl new high school should he lnuiltg that this he done out of the material of the old one, and that the old one he used until the new one is completed. Mr. Rolston Cexplaining the use of cast iro11D: You can go in any l1Zl1'LlWElI'C store and sec signs that sziy, 'Last Iron S111lCS.,U Bright Pupil: As if any dumb-bell didn't know that. G For Everything Electrical Booth's Drug Store Comm DANVILLE, VIRGINIA F ogleman Electric . Company Drugs, Sodas, Czgars, . 123 Market St. Phone 538 Statzonery Always Service All Ways ,