Dansville Central School - Danua Yearbook (Dansville, NY)

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1969 DANSVI LLE All the news thats unfxt to prlnt a For fear of thelr l1ves the names of the members of the staff have been w1th held otto ADVERTISEMENTS Buslness Notlces Kysor Kleanup Servxce Call PU 245L6 Duane and Dee fCordel1aJ Kysor Wanted A man 1nqu1re at Mlss Arlta Sutfms Home for Buxom Beautles Quallfl catrons must be of male sex and over ten years of age Wanted Gravedxggers at Sweet Slumber Cemetery Lewis Lemen Mgr Lost One pa1r of lead llned brass knuckles They are a vxtal part pf the owner s equxpment V1rg1n1a Schwan who IS offermg a reward lummer s lum uddlng fPh111p Plummer Producer? Is a favor1te dessert at ell1ott1s lxssful oardmg House tRosemary Be1l1ott1 landladyl SOCIETY NEWS The engagement of Miss Anne DePuy to Mr Clalr Burger TISS Wit been announced As Mr Burger is a prosperous saloon keeper Mlss DePuy may look forward to her slxth marriage as one of securxty rf not happmess A group of Dansvllle born celeb rltxes are home this week The Met ropolltan Opera Co has Just left New York C1ty for nts annual tour Accompanylng It IS Mlss Joan Pons Morsch starrlng 1n the tltle role of the celebrated .Opera Carmen Clancy Her co star IS that hand some fast stepp ng Nlcholas Mark They plan to stop 1n Dansvllle en route Mr and Mrs James Repass have sent word to Dansvllle frxends that they are enjoyxng an extended hon eymoon 1n Tnmbuctoo Afrlca Mrs famed as a female hon tamer Powers Model Elsle N1ce IS v1s 1t1ng frxends ln Dansvllle th1s Jeek Chrrstene Mart1n wrnner ff the Natlonal Butter Churnmg Contest IS home Her marr1age to Flchard Blum IS expected to take place 1n June Her butter churnlng abxlxty w1ll prove useful ln marrled l1fe The Mxsses Patr1c1a Rowe Bon me Hall and Vesta Kmney have taken a vacatlon from thelr places ln the chorus l1ne at the Burp Club where they are featured ln Gulle s Gallopmg G1rl1es M1ss Eleanor Bel11ott1 has Just returned to Da'1sv1lle for a two week vacatlon Rumor has xt that when she goes back to Washlngton she w1ll assume new dutles as the Presldents adv1 or on French af fa1rs 18 BUSINESS NOTICES Plerre Don Forsythe graduat cum laude of the Longterm Spltcur Method has returned to h1s home town and has establlshed hls bus1 ness 1n the Maxwell Block He an hrs mamcurlst Andre W1ll1a Gross have proven themselves pop ular w1th the femlme populatlon o thls commumty ln thelr Faclal Re constructxon and Colffure Shoppe M1ss Mlldred Knapp a retlre nurse has establlshed the DDD D S Dansvllle Dependable Dura ble Draper SEPVICCJ due to th great demand caused by the rap1 mcrease ln populatxon m our smal cxty She rs 3SSlSted by Eugene In gram and hls dependable Ingra auto whlch msures prompt servlce Buzz Organ IS eXh1b1t1I'lg hrs por tra1t of Delores Krlsher at th Publlc L1brary Fhe portralt OBITUARY Mrs Rlchard P Smlth the form er Lorra1ne Shutt d1ed yesterday of a heart anlment dxagnosed as s1ll1os1s She leaves beS1deS her grlef prostrated husband twelve chxldren three weeks laundry and 15 unfmxshed Engllsh assignments OBITUARY Contents of W11l Revealed The contents of the w1ll of the late R1chard Manmon have Just been made publlc Mr Manmon be queather hrs entlre estate to h1s wldow Esther Lmzy Manmon con s1st1ng of hrs one room bungalow 2 cows 15 chlckens 1 chlcken coop 1 empty plg pen and 2 out houses , . t ff- ' ' , - g u , . ' 9 i . - 7 , - . . . - . . . . ,, . ' 1 , . . I I - . . . H ' ' L , . v . , H - , - I 3 ' ' U Y! I -. Repass, nee, Mary Richards, is titled, Krisher Girl . , . 1 . ' . . ' ' 1 . . u - ' A 'I - - . . y 1 . , . ' I . Y . 7 . . . . ' . , . l 1 ' . I- , ' ' v . '. . . ' ' ' U Y! . LL 'y Y ' ' ' 11 ! - . , - ' Q y A - . a 1, . - . . 1 1 , 1 l , - . . - . , I I 7 1 9 , . y - u

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TESTAMENT The clalm of the corner pocket by Dxck Sm th and Eugene Ingram IS bequeathed to Ted Rex and Ken Perry lf they can see through the smoke Don Cork Pat Rowe and Rosemary Belllottl leave thexr dramatxcs to R chard Whlteman and Shxrley Weber Joan Morsch Ruta Harrmgton and Arlta Sutfln wlll their tvpewr ters to next year s Secretarial Practlce class Bev Kennedy and Anne DePuy leave their fly ng batons to Eleanor FFIBS and Dorthea VanDerwerken Keep strutting kxds After a struggle Dot Fox and Lorne Krxsher fxnally willed their gift of gab ln Engl sh class to Betsy Beckerman and Doris Pruner The Blast Marv Jane Thompson wills her cheer ng ablllty to Bev McGuire and Betty Lou Mess Mlllle Knapp and Norma G bson w1ll thelr love of Osslan to Helen Nlce and Iune Kramer Mozart Plummer and Chopm Vogt leave thelr seats ln band and orchestra to any up and comlng mus c lovers B111 Gross and Carl Fontalne leave thelr perfect attendance record to Jerry Lou Weaver and Norma Wadams Take good care of that record gxrls Sonny Burger Bob Forrester and Dlck Mannion leave their earlv morning dates wlth the mllk cans to any Junxor boy for glrll who can get up early enough Larry Babcock and Eleanor Belllottl leave their headaches to next years Danua staff Genius Blum and Scholar Meyers leave their chemistry explosions to Tubby Barb Culbertson Esther Llnzy and Dee Kvsor leave thelr love for members of square dance bands to Pete Forsvthe and Dolores Gross Be careful glrls Florence Jordan Elma Dennison and Chrlstene Martin bestow their theory of bemg seen but not heard to Teresa Perrv and Barbara Maloney Jean Hamsher and Jack Lauffer wlll their frlendshxp secrets to anyone who IS able to uphold the qualltles wlthm Dlck Alverson Sklp Leven and Anna Trescott leave their love for hlgh school to anv underclassmen who hate the thought of leavlrvg D C H S Jean Hull J m Partrxdge Jlm Repass and Jerry Welch w1ll their loves to certam underclassmen Mary Rlchards leaves her perky pen to next years Edltorlal wrlter Arlyss Hayward leaves the star role ln the Red Cross play to next years Player of the Year Our vvork now being completed we lav our hands on the seal of this our last wxll and testament of the Class of Nmeteen Hundred and Forty nlne ,X 17 Engle and Walt Beecher. Please let there always be a D. C. H. S. JP f f of t J ' f' N - ,f XX ? If VKX

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DISPENSER 1969 EDITORIAL Everyone IS mterested 1n the Slck Chlcken case As you kn.ow thls case lnvolves Jean Hull Meyers and Lucllle Vogt Welch Mrs Welch IS sumg Mrs Meyers be cause Roy Meyers dellvered a S1Ck chlcken to the Welch resldence and as a result Mrs Welchs hus band Gerald became serlously 111 It IS the oplmon of thls paper that Mrs Welch has no case smce she offered to buy a chlcken re gardless of physlcal quallflcatlons HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP We have received word that Frances Fluff cmema queen fnee Mary Jane Thompsonl IS ln Reno suing for dlvorce from her hus band Ronald Snyder Mlss Fluffs complamt IS that Ronald who has been exlstmg on h1s w1fe s mcome msulted her whlle under the ln fluence of sobrlety It eems he ex h1b1ted her extra set of false teeth on the mantel at a party Als.o ln Reno IS Donald Van Wm kle leader of Van Wmkle s Brassy Band who IS suing hxs wlfe nee Charlotte Brrdge for dxvorce on grounds of extreme cruelty M VanWmkle was performmg on hxs trombone when hls w1fe who had been choppmg wood In the cellar exasperated at her husband s sloth came upstalrs and proceeded t wrap the Instrument around her unfortunate husbands body Robert Laughton Paulman and Ruth Dressler Pfuntner have been seen at Mlss Pfuntners seashore home where she has been heard serenadmg her lover wlth her fa mous gultar LOCAL NEWS MISS Arlyss Hayward has been appomted motorcycle patrol wo man by the newly elected Do Nothing Admmxstratlon On the first day of duty M1ss Hayward apprehended Mr and Mrs Robert Forrester wh,o were returmng home after thelr dally mllk delxv ery Mrs Forrester fthe former Barbara Culbertson? was at the wheel of the vehlcle wh1ch IS al leged to have been gomg at the speed of 90 M1 Per Hr on North Maln Street In the crash that fol lowed the sleep1ng woman was hurtled from the truck on Dead Mans Curve However Mrs For rester was sufflclently recovered 15 mxnutes later to pay the S150 fme when hauled before Judge Constantme CDeno to frlendsl Pap pas by Patrol Woman Hayward Bernarr Macfadden has nounced the selectlon of Mrs John Lauffer iformerly Jean Hamsherl as edltor of True Love Magazlne one of Mr Macfaddens publlca tlons WASHINGTON BULLETIN Senator lement P Kelly de clmed to run for reelectlon be cause of h1s elect1on as Presldent of Ireland The U S IS los1ng one of its outstandmg dxplomats to Ire land lEr1n Go Braughl Our loss IS our gaxn' The debate between Representa t1ve Florence Jordan and Sena tor Beverly Kennedy both of New York has f1nally been ended by the lnterventlon of Vxce Presldent Robert Haney who gave each lady VU a pa1r of self suspendmg ny lons 19 SPORTS Osslans Maulmg Marauders a woman s professxonal football team managed by Norma Gxbson has had a very successful season Elma Denmson rangy right half back has sparked the plays of the team throughout the season At thelr annual banquet Rlta Harrmgton speedy left end was voted the most valuable player of the year wxth 47 points to her credlt Mrs Gerald Partrldge the form er Dolpres Fox presldent of the Genesee Valley Horseback Asso clatlon rs also owner of the former race horse Mmme Pearl who at last mght s meetmg of the ASSOCIH t1on was named the outstandmg wmnmg horse of all tlme on Moon shme Track W.oodsv1lle owned by Larry Babcock Mr Babcock pub hshes year books and other b00kfl6Sl on the s1de The Jockey carl Fontalne at tributes h1s success to h1s lucky p1ece of a beer bottle whlch he has carr1ed rn h1s pocket smce hlgh school days PATRONIZE OUR ADVERTISERS I 4 I I . . . .N . , . , I .4 - - vs ' r ' . y ' I ' ' n V ' I - , - 9 - y 9 - 7 I . . X . . X s 9 , . . . . . - g 1 . . . , ' 1 - s , ' 1 . . . . . . - . . . . . , . - . I ' Y ' I r . . . I ' I 1 li ' ' 97 1 1 . , . ' , .- . . . I , I , - . . - . . I ' 9 Q I ' 0 ' ' it Y, Q 1 - I v - I . . an- I - I ' 7 1 s 1 - ' rw . ' ' - I ' ' v 1 , . . . . . . . . . , . , , , . . . . . . , - , ' ' c - ' . . ,- . . , g - ' 9 v 7 Y rf 1 KJ I - , . . ' . . . - ' . 9 Y I Q I I - ! . , I ! . . v