Danforth Technical School - Tech Tatler Yearbook (Toronto, Ontario Canada)

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76 THTLER THLGS gf 1 ' ' l' Tu C 2 -L XI 1 A fr l - wtlafrawmr 7935 is ' l'llllllll'l'!l I lllllllilllllg llllllihli . - d llllllllllli IZ' 't llllllltl ' 5 mllvp. g mms LIL-1 Ill: . arfllmlllllilll K ll HI- llilllllpl H 'zu lmllllllsgllv :gt ' X X X 1 ' I I I I 'SF X ' H As, 'X X - 3, Q ' F5 Ah - , L NN 455 'Q I it: Quia C ' -- he ' ' it C' -b K1 I Y. 'X 'W . o rr -ga' ' itqulknluyii, tif, H nf' l ja Betty: How do you play golf? Miss White: Oh, all you do is smack the pill and then walk. Betty: H'mm, how interesting! Just like some rides I've been on. Word of warning for this year's grads: the stork is the bird with the biggest bill. Mr. Ferguson: Aren't you afraid the birds will eat your seeds? You ought to put up a scarecrow. Mr. MacKenzie: Oh, it's hardly worth it. There's always one of us in the garden. At the request of several of his teachers the Guidance Department was putting Smith through his paces. Mr. Tate: If I cut off one of your ears what would happen? Smith: I couldn't hear. Mr. Tate: If I cut off both your ears? Smith: I couldn't see. Mr. Tate: H'mm! And why couldn't you? Smith: Because my hat would drop down over my eyes. TECH THTLER Mr. Magee: Do you file your finger-nails? Miss Howison: No: after I cut them I throw them away. Mr. Greene: I have went -that's wrong isn't it? Roszycki: Yes, sir. Mr. Greene: Now, why is it wrong? Roszycki: Because you ain't went yet. . . Brown: When the white men discovered this country, the Indians were running it. There were no taxes, there was no debt. The women did all the work- Harvest: And the white man thought he could improve on a system like that? 'VI1' Another proverb for our graduates: Too many people quit looking for work when they find a job. Hoddy: And what did you name your baby, Mose? Mose: Electricity. Hoddy: Queer name! Why did you name him that? Mose: Wal, suh, mah name's Mose, an' mah wife's name's Dinah, an' if Dinahmose don't make electricity, suh, what does? c IX A t

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Tec:-1 miter: EXCHHFIGES 75 For the past few years, the TATLER has not had an Exchange department. How- ever, we have received many year-books from schools in Ontario and other provinces. Some of these schools have not received TATLERS in exchange. This year we hope to send a copy of our magazine to every school with which we have previously ex- changed year-books. The following are a few items selected from the annuals which have come to our desk: Philosophy No. 1. Lives there a student, with soul so dead, Who never to himself hath said, Homework be darned, I'm going to bed. -Blue and White, Walkerville Collegiate. Short-short Action Story. A mule in a barnyard-lazy and slick, A boy with a pin on the end of a stick. Boy steps behind him as still as a mouse . . . Crepe on the door of the little boy's house. -The Scarboro Bluff, Scarboro Collegiate The Advantages of Playing Rugby. I draw the line at kissing She said in accents fine, But he was a rugby player And so he crossed the line. -The Volt, Ingersoll Collegiate. Hey, you! shouted the policeman to the fifth form student who was driving through town with his best girl beside him, Use both hands! Can't do it, the student replied. I need one to drive with. -The Argosy, Central Commerce fHamiltonJ If you stay overnight at my house, you'l1 have to make your own bed. I don't mind. Here's a hammer and saw. -The Boomerang, Brockville Collegiate. Philosophy No. 2. Laugh and the class laughs with youg Go to the office and you go alone. -The Towers W. D. Lowe, Vocational, CWindsorJ THE JACK FRASER STCRES Menis and Boys' CLOTHING AND FURNISHINGS SPORTSWEAR CDD SLACKS U SEE FRASER FIRST Pape and Danforth 2634 Danforth Avenue

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TECH TFITLER 77 ,- .ew up ,f-, Prez-M546 rxffi' L,,,e,SgL: M ' ' LEFT: Junior Red Cross asslsts Santa Claus look after the underprivileged cnildren, BELOW: D. T. S. Girls' Chou' on steps OI Toronto'b Citv Hall. BELOW: The Girls' P. T. Staff could find no rocking chails so- Below: 1948-49 Tech Tatler Masthead BACK ROW: Geri Locke, V4Ag Valerie Clark, MSA' Mac Genno. M3Gg Barbara Cadman, I4C: Isabelle Alexan- der, V4C. MIDDLE ROW: Dawn Kendall. A3G3 Margot Hitchcock, ASG: Anne Dantchich, M5Ag Doris Spearing, MSIN' Joan Harrlson, A4Gg Betty Burford, V4C3 Mr. J. Pi Lusina. FRONT ROW: Don Abram. M5Ag Steve Dawson. MSIN' Mr G. W. Elmsg Mr. A, Greene: Eric Harvest, M5A3 'Vern Rice, M4C.