Dana College - Danian Yearbook (Blair, NE)

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4' f We 1926 , asa. fr' 'ian 46? EP:I!25v 4i?- x 1 in 'tfffs e ml gi 1- eq 32 Fd - . ,T -1 .e . n hi' 39 .46 'A' if ig-I .EMI - . .lgire-F-Ti.If53? fIn 4 9 ' - L ?2.'l2, , 'i'7,,v -' ' v - .-.f . J. 1 ' I - f . i n- na'-4 2 -.wiiv I I .. . . I Bo- Ed, I can tell a dirty Joke. I Ed- Well, can't you clean up on it? Bertelsen in history class- Napoleon was a screwed Cshrewdl man. I I Keen enjoyment. I Shorty looking around for jokes said- I heard one to-day, but laughed so I much I forgot what it was. I Ed- Why are you so anxious to get out of class meeting to-day, is there Q somebody waiting outside for you? Cornelia- No, it is only a little birdie. CSiersJ. I I What, have we here? I During one of Prof. Jensen? lectures in the Zoology class, we heard this re- I mark: This is a mass of nothing. if Here's Esther Shorty Esther a riddle. , Vedsted- Shorty, what is a library? fDana Libraryl. I - I don't know. I'll bite. I Vedsted- A court-house. I Art coming up to Ed in the reading room- Say, Ed, we're supposed to have a I era-zy 1neeting to-day. I Ed- Who, you and the girl? I Art getting rosy- No, you nut, a Basket-Ball 1neeting. 'I' Olivia- Say, is it a compliment or a slam when people say something is a I brick? Ruth- It is a compliinent, Liver. I Olivia- Well then, I can't L-all that cake a brick. I Edna-'fWhat are We going to have at our Carnival? L Ed-Oh! we are going to have booze iboothsj and everything. I I The Danish film was to be shown at. Dana College. I Prof. Sogge- Well, Duke, are you going to Denmark to-night? I Duke- Yes, I have my reservation. Prof. Sogge- I didn't know you had a tribe already. Miss Falk to second year Ac. English class- You will all be required to write a school song. . I Miss Hansen- Well, I'll write one but I don't want nobody to read it. Miss Falk- Well, I hope I am somebody. I En Bondekngzis- This is round as a pancake. Ed- No, you mean flat like an orange. As Mrs. Dale and Bollesen were leaving the Dining Hall, Mrs. Dale remarked, ! Everywhere you look it is couples, there is one, two, three, and I guess we make the fourth. fMr. Bollesen scooted.J I I I -,,,, ,-..,.-..-,......---,...--...........---------......-.4.