Dana College - Danian Yearbook (Blair, NE)

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,sf .E we EM M 1926 3' t- if :Eg -lr :itat . f .. E . f - f f' ' 21 I I ' I l t I I E 5 I E 5 GRINS BETWEEN GRINDS John Lund- Do you use 'tooth paste? I Jorgie- No, my teeth stay in of their own accord. I 5 1 I John- Do you have a thumb tack? I I Joe- No, but I have ti. finger nail. T I Pete- What is this, your stand? I I Lil- Yes, isn't that fine? I I Pete- Yes, Nielsen says it reaches from pole to pole. I I Some choir stand don't you think? I I Prof. W. B. Nielsen in Choir Conducting class- Well, I hope you can all play I I a little piano. I I Lundberg- The social standing of the Chinese women is considered good, I although they cannot stand. I I 1 I Cornelia- Where's Mikey'?i' Cniy keyl. I : Lillian- Oh! I've got Erick. fear achej. I Cornelia-- We move that I adjourn. - I All- Seconded I Q Buffalo in rhetoric class giving a loose sentence and changing it to a periodic. I The queen, my lord, is dead. 5 I My queen, the lord is dead. I l I Bo, calling Dana from Nebraska City. I I Hello, I want Blair, Nebraska. at Dana College. I Central- Who is talki11g?', - I Bo- Oh! this is Dana College Basket-Ball team talking. I On the way to and from Omaha, before and after the Omaha Uni. Basket-Ball I game, Bundgaard cautioned all men to refrain from rear guarding and arms around. I Prof. Jensen came to drawing class one day a11d said he had three classes I, I going on at this time. But when he left one class to visit another he had two I I classes going out. I I Marcus Beck- Oh! Red, where is your Kringle'? I I Red- What'? Oh! aw you--Z f I . -fr -ml ----- - ------------------------- Iw--nic

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