Dallastown Area High School - Spectator Yearbook (Dallastown, PA)

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dedicated to THE CLASS OF 1979 with a special note of thanks to the teachers, ad- ministrators, and all other persons who guided us along our high school trek The short story encompassed within the pages of this, the 1979 SPECTATOR, provides the theme for the book. The story is an allegory for the school life of a typical senior here at Dallastown, and thus all similarities to administrators, teachers, places, or events within the story arc purely in- tentional. It is hoped by the staff that anyone who reads the story will enjoy figuring out to whom or to what the thinly veiled references are alluding. The theme of the story is car- ried throughout the entire yearbook, so that all references made on pages other than the text can generally be found within the story. The staff hopes that this theme will provide for an enjoyable and hopefully memorable yearbook chronic- ling the final year for the seniors of ’79. —K.B.

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Other SPECTATOR Staff Books: Can You Stand Another Senior Prank? aka 30 Quick, Painless Ways to Lose Whatever Respect You Still Might Have I Was A Teen-age High Priest Library Talking: Is the “Chair” Really the Ultimate Answer? How to Become A Part-time Real Estate Agent: A Guide to “For Sale” Sign Redistribution Wasted Days and Party Nights Barf Bags Made Simple- An Easy-to-Follow Instruction Manual (fully illustrated) Are there SPECTATOR books you want but can't find at any store? You can re- ceive any of the books listed above simply by sending all your cash and material possessions to the publisher. Allow 4-6 years for delivery. This edition includes every word contained in the original paperback edition. NOT ONE WORD HAS BEEN OMITTED. All rights reserved. This book, or any parts thereof, may not be resold, lent, photographed, used in public lecturing, dit- toed, mimeographed, or reproduced in any other form with- out prior written permission of the staff, the advisor, or the publisher. The 1979 SPECTATOR, already translated into ten foreign languages, is now a major motion picture soon scheduled for release. Still shots from the movie can be found throughout the text. 79th printing .............. June 1979 2

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“A gripping drama ... it grabs you by the throat and shakes and shakes and shakes and won’t let go ... it really cut me up.” Jack the Ripper ‘‘Stimulating . . . Forceful . . . Sensuous . . . Words cannot describe the feeling of pleasure I received from this book ... I was up all night reading it.” PlayGent “Nothing is Real.” Various Dallastown Students This book really helped me get my mind off my problems.” The Rocky Horror Review of Hooks 4