Dallas High School - Dragon Yearbook (Dallas, OR)

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SENIOR CLASS PROPHECY Vaudeville has come back and ROY LAMB and ELDON NUEFELD have an act that's really going over good. LOIS SIDDALL has made a small fortune drawing the scenic wonders of Dallas on tooth-picks. BOB SMITH is an admiral in the Coast Guard, while his dynamic friend, DANIEL KINSEY, has recently taken over the management of the Kaiser shipyards. BARBARA ROSS writes a column called Aid to the Lovelorn , and her most regular customer is DOROTHY HOPPE. BILLIE MAE SMITH now has a prosperous wrecking and towing business with PAUL HARMS as general manager and grease-monkey. While LEONARD OLSON is busily composing his 13th symphony in C major, his bosom friend, MELVERN TILGNER is conducting the New York Philharmonic Orchestra. BARBARA BENSON and GEORGE HAYWARD are happily reunited after their fourth divorce, and PAT ADAMS is once again nursemaid for their ten children. JANETTE DAY and WILMA DICK have established a business in Dallas for cleansing canine pets. The very famous editor of the New York Times is ED JANSEN. His hottest foreign correspondent is MILDRED PAULS. PHOEBE ORR and DOROTHY KELLER are the much-admired prima-donnas of the Metropolitan Opera House. BOB GRAVES, a leading citizen of the fair town of Falls City, was recently elected mayor, and his new bride, the former VIOLET EARL, is serving as chief of police. DOROTHY WIENS directs the choir boys at Westminster Abbey in London. The most promising boys in the choir are the children of BETTY JANE TURNER and her husband. Reno's foremost lawyer, JANICE BEHARRELL, reports that her latest client, WINIFRED GOODRICH, is suing her fourth husband, KENNY KAHLER, for bigamy. WAYNE TAYLOR is still bowling them over in Hollywood, with MARV JANZEN as his stand-in and NELDA BEVENS as his leading lady. A sign on ORLANDA RATZLAFF's door says “Form Letters—Love and Business —Cheap and the girls of D.H.S. rush there continually in a frantic effort to avoid being old-maids.

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SENIOR CLASS PROPHECY Looking into our crystal ball we see that in 1965: FRANKIE CORDELL is doing a thriving business selling diamond rings. Her most frequent customer is BOB RUMMER, America's No. 1 Croon Swooner. Rumor has it that JEWELLE SCHMIDT and JACK CRIDER are frantic over the loss of their head butler, LLOYD DOMASCHOFSKY, who eloped with their cook, MARILYN PARRISH. JANICE LUTHE is phys. ed. instructor at D.H.S. and LLOYD HEACOCK is principal. The only two girls of the class of '45 to become Earl Carroll Beauties are MARY LOU KREASON and JUDY ROSS. They are currently starred in his latest hit. It Could Happen to You . xx N'— BOB FRIESEN is a jockey at a black-market race track where the popular bookie is none other than JACK WHEELER. Newspapers across the nation are carrying the story of LEOTTA BREEDEN'S daring plan to cross Niagara Falls on a tight-rope. DONALD JACOBS has recently purchased the Spa in Salem and has restored it to its old custom of having blond waitresses, even if they have to resort to peroxide. Among them are FRANCES McCULLEY and FLORENCE FREY. HELEN McFETRIDGE is doing the sound effects for a soap opera entitled, My Mamma Done Told Me , starring ESTHER JANZEN and GLEN SCHROEDER. BONNIE GILLESPIE, secretary in San Diego, who recently eloped with her 90-year-old boss. CARL WRIGHT is busy working in his laboratory, trying to develop ostrich eggs without yolks. If he succeeds it will be his 27th scientific triumph. Other famous scientists are ROBERTA ROBINSON, BETTY WINN and PAT WOODHULL, who are attempting to cross shoe trees with tree toads in hopes of getting a tree that will grow shoes for toads. NEIL RICHARDSON is America's No. 1 referee: his specialty is girls' speedball games. SHARON LAMB has become a test-pilot, but due to her recent crack-up she is now recovering under the care of DRS. NELLIE HENDRICKSON and JOE COCHRANE. BETTY SMITH and her husband, ED YEAGER are happily settled in Cuba with their eight children. Governor DAVE FLAMING of New York state reports that since BILL ROHRS has been life guard at Coney Island, the rate of attempted suicide by drowning has more than doubled.

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1— Prize-winners. 2— Bob and Joy. 3— Charm-suits. 4— Commander-in-chief. 5— Kiss me. sugar. 6— Associate editor. 7—Which bag is which? 0—Woo-woo! Oh, my—I 9—Hello! Hello! 10— Winding the maypole? 11— The nation mourns. 12— Chummy. 13— No conceit here. 14— How do you spell a whistle? 15— Typing class? 16— Who's looking?