Dallas High School - Dragon Yearbook (Dallas, OR)

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SENIOR CLASS PROPHECY Looking into our crystal ball we see that in 1965: FRANKIE CORDELL is doing a thriving business selling diamond rings. Her most frequent customer is BOB RUMMER, America's No. 1 Croon Swooner. Rumor has it that JEWELLE SCHMIDT and JACK CRIDER are frantic over the loss of their head butler, LLOYD DOMASCHOFSKY, who eloped with their cook, MARILYN PARRISH. JANICE LUTHE is phys. ed. instructor at D.H.S. and LLOYD HEACOCK is principal. The only two girls of the class of '45 to become Earl Carroll Beauties are MARY LOU KREASON and JUDY ROSS. They are currently starred in his latest hit. It Could Happen to You . xx N'— BOB FRIESEN is a jockey at a black-market race track where the popular bookie is none other than JACK WHEELER. Newspapers across the nation are carrying the story of LEOTTA BREEDEN'S daring plan to cross Niagara Falls on a tight-rope. DONALD JACOBS has recently purchased the Spa in Salem and has restored it to its old custom of having blond waitresses, even if they have to resort to peroxide. Among them are FRANCES McCULLEY and FLORENCE FREY. HELEN McFETRIDGE is doing the sound effects for a soap opera entitled, My Mamma Done Told Me , starring ESTHER JANZEN and GLEN SCHROEDER. BONNIE GILLESPIE, secretary in San Diego, who recently eloped with her 90-year-old boss. CARL WRIGHT is busy working in his laboratory, trying to develop ostrich eggs without yolks. If he succeeds it will be his 27th scientific triumph. Other famous scientists are ROBERTA ROBINSON, BETTY WINN and PAT WOODHULL, who are attempting to cross shoe trees with tree toads in hopes of getting a tree that will grow shoes for toads. NEIL RICHARDSON is America's No. 1 referee: his specialty is girls' speedball games. SHARON LAMB has become a test-pilot, but due to her recent crack-up she is now recovering under the care of DRS. NELLIE HENDRICKSON and JOE COCHRANE. BETTY SMITH and her husband, ED YEAGER are happily settled in Cuba with their eight children. Governor DAVE FLAMING of New York state reports that since BILL ROHRS has been life guard at Coney Island, the rate of attempted suicide by drowning has more than doubled.

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NELLIE HENDRICKSON leaves her “mix-ups with the middle office to Pat Zentz. But with spring in the air. even Pat may yield to the beckoning of great Outdoors. DONALD JACOBS leaves his daily job as chauffeur to carloads of students to Jim Carver. HARRY PETERS leaves his reservations in the Monmouth pool room to Merle Day. C'mon Merle! It might be fun. FRANCES McCULLEY leaves her job in the cafeteria to Louise Gilmore. ELDON NEUFELD leaves his flashy Ford to Don Yeager. So Don won't have to worry about being late to school any more. ROBERTA ROBINSON leaves her fondness for the fireside to Donna Cone. LLOYD HEACOCK leaves his ability for making hydrogen sulfide to the next year's Chemistry classes—if they can get into the laboratory without gas masks. JACK CRIDER wills his pull with the inner office to Jimmy Domaschofsky. We want Jimmy to feel more welcome. DOROTHY HOPPE wills her beautiful brown eyes to Eileen Scott. JANICE BEHARRELL wills her ability to get banged up and yet come out on top to Vivian Richardson, who is already following in Happy's footsteps. MARY LOU KREASON wills her hamburger parties to Kathleen Huntley. We hope Kathleen can handle them as well as Mary Lou did. LEOTTA BREEDEN wills her picture of Glory to Betty Davis. Maybe Betty likes horses as well as Leotta does. MARVIN JANZEN wills his ability to find gas to Alvin Adolph. Now you can throw the bicycle away, Al. KENNY KAHLER wills his ability to sleep through classes with that angelic look on his face to Soren Neilsen. Maybe Soren could use a rest like Kenny got. JUDY ROSS leaves her faculty for chumming around with one girl for so long to Johnnie Goodrich. PHOEBE ORR wills her gee-tar and cowboy boots to Alice Akers. Better brush up on the words to “Shame On You , Alice. NELDA BEVENS leaves her good grades to the office. They have to have a few “ones to give out. MILDRED PAULS wills her goats to Dolores Enck. PAUL HARMS wills his job as property manager for all the plays (most of them) to Lawrence Puddy. BOB GRAVES leaves his adequate physique to Louis Holt. GEORGE HAYWARD leaves his sudden attraction for the ladies to Stan Benge, not that he needs it. DANIEL KINSEY wills his soothing voice to anyone desiring to become a radio announcer. JANICE LUTHE wills Jack to the girls at Falls City. MARY PAYNE leaves her sweet disposition to Burdetta Snyder. Now, now, Burdetta, we're only kidding! BETTY SMITH wills her oh-so-proper demeanor to the wilder element in our midst. Sounds sarcastic, doesn't it? BOB SMITH wills his easy-going attitude to Danny Heinrichs. Take it easy, Dan. HELEN DOROTHY WEINS leaves her lyric soprano to Roberta Malstrom. Roberta has a pretty good start. PAT WOODHULL leaves her soft-heartedness to Mrs. Morrison, in hopes of retaining the original size of the Student Body. EDWIN YEAGER wills his interest in wrestling to Bruce Worth. JANETTE DAY leaves the stamps she uses in her correspondence course to Donna Cone, so Donna can continue building morale. FLORENCE FREY wills her ability to keep her hair curly to Bernice Balzer. WINIFRED GOODRICH wills her friendship with Billie Mae to Mr. Brown, in hopes that they will be more friendly in the future.

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SENIOR CLASS PROPHECY Vaudeville has come back and ROY LAMB and ELDON NUEFELD have an act that's really going over good. LOIS SIDDALL has made a small fortune drawing the scenic wonders of Dallas on tooth-picks. BOB SMITH is an admiral in the Coast Guard, while his dynamic friend, DANIEL KINSEY, has recently taken over the management of the Kaiser shipyards. BARBARA ROSS writes a column called Aid to the Lovelorn , and her most regular customer is DOROTHY HOPPE. BILLIE MAE SMITH now has a prosperous wrecking and towing business with PAUL HARMS as general manager and grease-monkey. While LEONARD OLSON is busily composing his 13th symphony in C major, his bosom friend, MELVERN TILGNER is conducting the New York Philharmonic Orchestra. BARBARA BENSON and GEORGE HAYWARD are happily reunited after their fourth divorce, and PAT ADAMS is once again nursemaid for their ten children. JANETTE DAY and WILMA DICK have established a business in Dallas for cleansing canine pets. The very famous editor of the New York Times is ED JANSEN. His hottest foreign correspondent is MILDRED PAULS. PHOEBE ORR and DOROTHY KELLER are the much-admired prima-donnas of the Metropolitan Opera House. BOB GRAVES, a leading citizen of the fair town of Falls City, was recently elected mayor, and his new bride, the former VIOLET EARL, is serving as chief of police. DOROTHY WIENS directs the choir boys at Westminster Abbey in London. The most promising boys in the choir are the children of BETTY JANE TURNER and her husband. Reno's foremost lawyer, JANICE BEHARRELL, reports that her latest client, WINIFRED GOODRICH, is suing her fourth husband, KENNY KAHLER, for bigamy. WAYNE TAYLOR is still bowling them over in Hollywood, with MARV JANZEN as his stand-in and NELDA BEVENS as his leading lady. A sign on ORLANDA RATZLAFF's door says “Form Letters—Love and Business —Cheap and the girls of D.H.S. rush there continually in a frantic effort to avoid being old-maids.