Dakota High School - Talebearer Yearbook (Dakota, IL)

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Humor v Page Thirty Spud: I'm broke. Les Wells: So am I. Van: Aw, come on, I got a nickel. lOM A dancea. a data, Perchanca, out lata, A Classa, a quizza, No passa, Gee Whizza. MOT Lee M.: The more I read the less I know. Miss Cook: You must be well read. .-OT Miss Warren: Why did Thomas Jefferson Write the Declaration of Independence? Lee Y.: Because he couldn't afford a Secretary. . .TOT V Senior fin Physics Classl : Heat expands, cold contracts. Mr. Stitzel: Give example. Senior: In summer the days are long-in winter the days are short. ici Miss Cook Cin Boys' Chorusj: Burrell, do you sing tenor? Burrell: I guess so, ten or eleven. MOM Riemer: Isn't this funny, we have an Annual Staff meeting every other night. Moi. And a certain Junior says: Life is one fool thing after another. To which a certain Freshman replies: And love is two fool things after each other. .TOT I-Ie: Cold, I-Ion? She: About to freeze. I-Ie: Want my coat. She. No, just the sleeve. .TOT Miss Warren: Lester, what is an oath? Lester: It's the way that fellow I've been owing money talks to me, only I can't say his exact words. i.O.l1 Common sense is about the most uncommon sense there is. MOM BELIEVE IT OR NOT Lester Vwlells wasn't tardy for one whole week. Ruth Kuhlmeier sat perfectly still in class. Gladys Brubaker has a beau. Myrnice Kerchner and his Chevie Truck was passed by Red I-Ienze and his Ford.

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1.54 1' F Calendar FEBRUARY 5-Farmers' Institute. 22-Washington's Birthday Program given by Seniors. 23-Miss Warren warned the Seniors they would need more paper and pencils in the future for notes. CAnd in this depression, too.j 26-Angle and Wells bought new hub caps today. MARCH 4-Did you see John's new necktie? Color - ? 4--Assembly Program given by Sopho- mores. 18-St. Patrick's Day Party given at Gym by Seniors and Sophomores. 25-Preliminary Literary Contest. APRIL l--Literary Contest between Societies. Lakohis won. Mount Morris Col- lege Trio here. CApri1 Fool jokes in the air.D 6-Clarence must have been fighting. Two black eyes-wonder what the other fellows look like. 7-The secret is out-Clarence was heard to ask Doris for her eyebrow pencil. 8--County Literary Contest held at Dakota. Dakota wins the Cup for the fifth consecutive year. Angle, Messman. and Diemer show the true Dakota spirit. 20-Everyone is wearing new skull caps. 22-Seniors 1972 Prophecy Program. Clarence tells of the Boom-Boom' Game. 22-End of another six weeks. MAY l-JUNE 7-More school, more exams Track Meets, Fleet Day UD, Com mencement, and-see you next year. What Would Happen If The clock would forget to ring the bells? Wayne Shippy combed his hair? Some of the Senior boys were late for Eng lish 4? Helen Lincoln lost her voice? Kathleen forgot her cosmetics? Louis Heck suddenly attained Harold Thor en's heighth? Willie Truessel should become thin? Myrnice Kerchner drove slow? 1 fh Sch: . Page Twenty-ning'

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Humor Lee: When do the leaves begin to turn? Fred: The night before Exams. 101 TOAST TO THE TEACHERS I-Iere's to the teachers Long may they live: Even as long As the lessons they give. 101 Van Cto Mr. Stitzelj : Did you fall? Mr. Stitzel: How utterly imbecile. Of course not. My body possessing motion produced an impact with a sta- tionary solid substance which by the law of inertia resisted the force applied to it and destroyed my equilibrium. so not being able to break or defy the law of gravitation, I suc- cumbed to the inevitable and assumed this horizontal position. 101 The most dangerous thing about a Ford is the nut that holds the steering wheel. 101 If at First you don't succeed you'll never get to Second. . 101 Teacher: What tense is 'l'm beautiful'? Don: Past. 101 Pressing engagements aren't always with the tailor. 101. To the thin: Don't eat fast. To the fat: Don't eat. Fast. 101 And there is the new Scotchman's Football Yell: Rah, Rah, Rah, Rah. Rah. Rah, Rah-Get that Quar- terbackf' 101 Miss Cook: Order, please. Leo: I'll take a ham sandwich. 101 BELIEVE IT OR NOT Miss Warren forgot to be serious for ten minutes yesterday. ., . Elvin Fisher hasn't grown an inch. , The Freshmen are all sick-lovesick. Nice Meinert says a mile and one-half South is enough for him. Roslyn Shippy hasn't made a face all day. Q Page Thirty-ohe I is L 4