DYouville College - DYouvillian Yearbook (Buffalo, NY)

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ga K .T YM , X C9-'aw6Q' 9i l i X JD g - K VKQFB' v' 4 f .W , 0- ,r ,. Q, 1 7 YWXJ Q One Side of Notable Telephone Conversations OCTOBER 1929 I Hello, Bob? I want you to call me for tonight-yes, at eightfthirty. Let me see. No, you'd better make it eight o'clock. Yes, eight o'clock. You know I'm in Bahston-Bahston. Yes, Bahston. A Well, I'll tell you how to get here. You know the way to Hamburg and you know the way to C-'s? Well, you don't go that way, go the other way. On the dumb policeman at the four corners there is a sign saying Ballston, and an arrow pointing in the opposite direction, well, you turn that way. Are you listening? Well, keep going straight, and Hrst you'll come to North Bahston, but don't stop thereg keep on going. Soon you'll come to a cemetery. Go slow at the cemetery. About two miles from there is Bahston. L'Oan you hear me? ?'Well now, Bob, at the four corners is a store and on that store you'll see a sign, and on it is written W-'s Hardware Store. Stop there, toot your horn and I'l1 come out so you'll know where the house is. ' '?Don't forget. Yes, I'll expect you at eight sharp. L'Goodfbye. tr. as ts as FEBRUARY 1930 Hello, mother? Oh, is mother there? Thank you. Hello, mother. Did the marks come? What? Oh. Well, look in the mail box, please. ' Cpausej Hello, What's that? Oh. Yes, I know there's a bill, but I'm interested in the report. I beg your pardon? You can't see? Oh, you haven't your glasses. Make junior get them. Hurry- All right? All right. ' Religion 93? Not bad. 'L95? Imagine! I thought I flunked it. Yes. Yes, that's all right. - 75? Well, fancy that! Thought I had a perfect paper. Only 83? uYes. That's all . . . Well, I suppose I should be glad I passed them all. Still . . . that 75 in Sociology . . . . . . All right. Thank you. '?Goodfbye. One Hundred Twentyfseven