Cuyahoga Falls High School - Cuyahogan Yearbook (Cuyahoga Falls, OH)

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16 RE-ECHO I’m awfully sorry to have been absent so much this week, but my time lias been entirely occupied in finishing my book “Love’s Awaken- ing —or why 1 should not let Curtis play football. Elm a Brenner. I was so far behind on my absence blanks that 1 had to stay home Friday afternoon and have my mother sign them. Margaret Grose. I couldn’t come to class yesterday because it was the only time I could secure the barber shop mirrors to practice the oratorical attitudes for the debate. Osiuald Anderson. 1 know you will excuse my absence because Klein was having a (ire sale and Sonny asked me to help out. John Peabody. Please excuse my absence yesterday. 1 was out counting the bumps on my pet turtle’s tail. 1 knew this information would be of great value to the biology class and so 1 felt justified in cutting classes. Sis Brenner. PESTIFEROUS QUESTIONS What gave the glass a pain (pane)? What made the butter fly ? Why did the kitchen sink ? What is a hole made of ? Why did Romeo ior what Julie ? What was it that Katy did ? Why did she do it ? Why did Algy Bray (algebra)? What made the foot bawl (ball) ? What made the basket bawl (ball)? Likewise the base bawl (ball)? M iss Limbaeh to Sis Brenner: Harold, have you finished your drawing of microbes ? Sis—Yes here it is. Miss Limbaeh—1 don’t see any microbes. Sis—Oh ! they're life size. Peg MeCorkle—Yes, I’m interested in Art. Ann Hoiles—Art who? Chester Crawford—(Band practice)—That air always haunts me. Mr. Layton—Well, you murdered it. didn’t you ? Miss Limbaeh—Margaret, name three things that contain starch. Grosie—Two cuffs and a collar. My pater est a butcher My mater cuts the meat Et I'm the parvus weenie That cuccurrits circum street. Mr. Kirk—Were you girls raising Cane in here ? Luella Richardson—No, Abel. Mr. Trottman—Do you know anything about . Fords ? Frank Cox—About fifty stories. Mr. Yost—Deep breathing will destroy mic- robes. Freshie—But how can I get them to breathe deeply ? Mr. Packard to Roy Black: “Roy, didn’t I tell you to take that seat over there by Mignon ?” Roy—Yes, but I sold it to Pinkie for a nickel. Mr. Layton (to Roy Fischer who was late): “What happened this morning?” Bud—Well, I’d have gotten here on time if it hadn't been for that sign. M r. Lavton—What sign ? Bud—Out here at the corner—it says “School, Slow Down.” Kathryn Richardson—Gee! Everybody is go- ing to come to the concert. Ruth Me—Who all’s coming? Katy—Well, Russ and—and— Miss Link—What is a concrete number? Frank Ranney—One you can’t see thru. [immv Hagerdon—I just can’t learn to spell. Mr. Layton—Why? Jimmy—Because the teacher changes the words every day. Yost—If you want to learn anything well, you must begin at the bottom. Don Mealy—How about swimming? Woman (to Miss Ruhlen who was sitting on the front steps of the school building about 5 o’clock one evening): “You must like school, little girl, to stay here so late.” Miss Craig—Is Mignon absent? Student—No, there is band practice. Miss Craig—She plays the piano, doesn’t she? Miss Newman—I shall he tempted to give the class a test. Ruth Me—Do as 1 do and yield not to temptation.

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RE-ECHO 15 THE TEACHERS’ EXAM (that they could all pass) How long did the Hundred Years War last? Who wrote “Grey’s Elegy?” How many fingers did “Three Finger Ike” have ? When was the “War of IS 12” fought? What countries fought in the Spanish-Amer- ican” War? Who wrote Payne’s Autobiography? Where did Lincoln deliver his Gettysburg Address? Who wrote “Wee’s Outline of History?” What river did Washington cross when he crossed the Delaware? What is the color of Blue Vitrol? To Pinkie we dedicate this rhyme— He never gets to school on time; Quick to join in any fun, Before he has his lessons done. Bill’s “as idle as a painted ship Upon a painted ocean,” For things that any effort take. He never gets the notion. Lo and behold Willard’s bashful eyes— Wherein his hate for woman lies, At Pole Vaulting he is a shark We know some day he’ll make his mark. Now Falls Hi is the school for us Falls Hi for evermore— But when you’re sent for an absence blank, Gee! doesn’t it make you sore? Now we love all our teachers dear When everything’s serene But it’s a very different story When they crack you on the bean. You know your society is the best That Falls Hi ever had Until you’re put on next program Gee, doesn’t it make you mad ? You hope you’ll make the track team And go to practice every night It gives you an awful jolt to hear The Coach say you’re a fright. USELESS STATISTICS Fifty per cent of the female teachers of Cuya- hoga Falls Hi School have bobbed hair. Four Thousand Six Hundred Ninety-two feet of fingernails were bitten off at the Normal- Falls Basket Ball Game. Clarence Snyder has worn out on the average (in the last two years) six more pair of shoes than he would have worn out if Marjorie lived in town. Orion has spent 365 nickels in the last year riding home from the Gorge. Out of the 99'i of kids that use absence blanks 2% have parent’s signature. Mike Grose holds the record of the guards on Girls' Basket Ball Squad for 1924. During the entire season Grosie scored 3 points. It is estimated that on the average two out of all the girls attending Wednesday night dances wore their own clothes. Two Hundred Twenty days until Christmas —do your Christmas shopping early. Why is the Re-echo like a girl? Because every boy needs one and shouldn’t borrow his neighbor's. Elma made an Angel Cake Just for darling Curtis’ sake, Curtis ate it every crumb Then he heard the angels hum, “Curtis Cum.” Curtis Went. Lives of editors remind us. That our lives are not sublime; That they have to work like thunder To get their copy out on time. LEAP YEAR CLUB Motto—“O Fora Man”—Club Song—“Yes We Have No Dates” Chief Enchantress ..........Neva Harrington Supreme Embracer .............Mildred Koser Principal Proposer ...........Peg McCorkle Exalted Vamp .................Juanita Chase Noble Grand Worker Virginia Knoske Hopeful Cases ............................ ............ Dorothy Preston, Alma Wood Despairing Cases . Ruth Mcllwain, Ann Hoiles On the Anxious Seat ...................... Leona Bales, Kathryn Richardson Graduates and Chief Instructors .......... ...................Miss Craig, Miss Dickas Chaperon .....................Lonas Phillips ABSENCE BLANK EXCUSES I really didn’t mean to miss school yester- day afternoon, but I was so interested in read- ing a letter from a friend of mine in Tennessee that 1 forgot all about school. V irgin ia K n os he.

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