Cut Bank High School - Wolf Yearbook (Cut Bank, MT)

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Senior Class Prophecy Dear Hortense, We wanted to see what had become of our classmates so this morning we got into our rocket ship and flew into Space. The first planet we came to was the Planet Rock. Here His Excellency, King Bob Arras ruled. But unfortunately we couldn't talk to Bob because he had had his eardrums removed when Queen Carol Halvorson took up the violin. Next we came to the Planet Lex. Vernon Anderson was sueing for divorce on the grounds that his wife chewed bubble gum. To be sure of his case he hired the famous lawyer Glen Hartford. The Planet Figaro was the next planet we visited. Here we found Sharon Rudman starring in the opera Caldonia” with Norman Crofford as her leading man. We were running low on rockoline so we stopped at the Planet Lube. Here Louie Brown and Pete Armstrong w'ere managing a service station called We Ain’t So Hot. As they knitted they told us that Dan Hofland and Jim Burk were chasing flying saucers until they fell into the Big Dipper. We stopped for a coke at the Two B’s run by Barbara Law's and Barbara Smith. Suddenly Art Dresen rushed in screaming I've failed again.” The two B's explained that Art had been trying to invent a wingless, tailess, motorless, and propellerless airplane. They also told us that Eva Ives and Loretta Whel-chei owned a factory which produced homes, husbands, and money. Our next stop w'as the Planet Yoo Hoo Here we learned Donna Moran, Phyllis Eide and Betty Crumley had written a bestseller called, How to Improve Your Brains or The Art of Chc-erleading.” On this same planet we visited Betty Lou Parnell and her four little girls. They w'ere polishing Rex's roemobile. She interrupted her work to chat for a while. She informed us that Joan Shelby was now sole owner of The Spricket, Sprocket and Sprachet Works. Also Margarett McDermott and Virginia Collier were competing in the tricycle races to be held on the day after the next day after next. We visited the Planet Who Me next. Here Marilyn Sherman, a reporter for the Space Wide Chronicle, told us of several striking scientific discoveries made by our classmates. Rudy Zimmerman and Dick Noble were experimenting with a machine to make pink rain. Also Keith Seidensticker and Gary Seefeldt had blended their ideas to make a purple and gold cow. Monte Fauque and Dan Stuart are the owners of the largest herd of these wondrous cows. We were wondering why we hadn't seen Lois Kjose. Marilyn told us that Joyce Bradley had invented a vanishing cream. Lois tried it and it worked!!! On the Planet Amo we were present when Jim McGovern was crowned as Mr. Zoomph and Bette Ann Otterstetter was crowned Miss Oomph. Jack Meyers was the judge of the contest. Here Harold Davis runs a charm school called Healthy Harold's Harem. Bob Crumley was the coach of the Lithsome Lasses, a professional girls' football team. Time was running short so we started back to earth. When we arrived who did we discover had been piloting us on our journey in Space, but Eddie Clark. Your friend, Slippery Slim

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Senior Class Will We the class of 51” Feeling tricky and full of fun, Do now divide our property fair, And make you other children heir. Being of a sound and highly intellectual mind, And feeling joyful and kind. Under the guideness of heavensent, We now make this our last will and testament. SHARON leaves her office job and teachers too; To Mary Ann McCabe (lucky you) ! BETTE ANN leaves her speeches so clear, To '’Corky'’ to use next year. JOAN S. leaves her happy ways— To kids who’ll be here in future days. I.ORETTA W. leaves her dignity and poise To all of Cut Bank's tom boys. BARBARA LAWS leaves her acting ability (oh those raves) To kids who will be in future plays. BETTY CRUMLEY leaves her wit in shorthand class, To all those who don’t want to pass. BETTY LOU on Rex relying; leaves her luck To all those girls still trying. EVA IVES who is so shy; leaves willingly, To marry Ty. DONNA M. leaves her brains To JanetGibbs whom studying pains. BARBARA S. leaves her love of out-of-town boys (which is so prevailing) To Freddie Jo Knight for lots of smooth sailing. PHYLLIS EIDE leaves her horses so dear, To Sylvia Steen who will be here next year. MARGARET McDERMOTT leaves her nice long locks; to that cute little girl they call Barbara Scott. MARILYN SHERMAN leaves her quiet ways; To Norma Day to use in later days. JOYCE BRADLEY whose shortness we all acclaim; Leaves it to a guy, James Monroe by name. LOIS KJOSE innocent nature shall gladly will— To Mary Lou Gardener her joke catching skill. VIRGINIA COLLIER leaves her drawing skill; To a little gal they call Lil.” CAROL H. leaves........''Full of fun and fancy free.” That’s the way you gals should be. KEITH SIDENSTICKER leaves in fine condition for Ted to carry on that Sidensticker tradition. GLEN HARTFORD thought his noisiness could belong; to Kenny Sammons, is he wrong? LOUIE BROWN wills his old Dodge (and gas) To Ronnie La Buff that Junior 'Cass’. JACK MEYERS leaves his shirts of which he is proud—To all those guys who like them loud. VERN ANDERSON leaves his place on the B. B. Team; to Eddie A. who is on the beam. JIM McGOVF.RN swellness and that ain’t all, To a Junior boy they call Paul. EDDIE CLARK, his jokes in class (all of them too) To Ray Delger who’ll never be blue. DAN STUART leaves his love of fight To Gary Lyng that little mite. HAROLD DAVIS leaves his sports record (so fine and all) for Max Kipp to carry on next fall. GARY SEEFELDT gladly leaves his stride. To Bernie Bublitz when without a ride. BOBBY ARRAS leaves his way so right, To Hubert Kjose who has the same old fight. ART DRESEN leaves his specks. To Tabby” to keep him from so many wrecks. RUDY ZIMMERMAN leaves his car so striking; To all those kids who don’t like hiking. JIM BURKE leaves his love of football, To Bobby Day for next year’s call. BOB CRUMLEY leaves his Shirley dear, To Cut Bank High for two more years. MONTE FAUQUE leaves his nice big smile, To Wally Miller, the girls to beguile. DICK NOBLE leaves his job as editor of the Live Wire (before he has a fit.) To Kenny Parrent who thinks he can handle it. NORM CROFFORD wills his nice physique, To Willfred Enneberg to be The Sheik.” DAN HOFLAND leaves his personality (which is so striking) To Alvin Lundin when he feels dashing. CARL WERNER leaves his quiet ways( ?) To Robert Sparger to have in later days. PETE ARMSTRONG leaves his job at Buttrey's To be taken care of by Billy and Wally.

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