Cut Bank High School - Wolf Yearbook (Cut Bank, MT)

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STATIC NAME FIRST WORDS ••MOTHER ANDERSON STR-” AUBREY’ “HOUSE ANNE BARNARD “BOTTLED IN’ BONDS “GRANITE BROWN “LEWISAX” CLARKE “COR NAHNTHA” COBB “NITE N.” DAN BNS “ILE B.” DANSBY “FLASH” GORDON “COPEN” HAGLUND “GAS F” HUMES “PERF” HUMES | “MISTAH” JOHNSON £ “HANDY” KRAPF | “FISHY” LUEDTKE “DORE MATTSON “JULY” McC LOTH LIN “OLD GRAY” MERRILL “DUSTY” MILLER “LOTSA” MONEY “JOHN PIERPONT” MURPHY “BROTHER” NOAH “RIPE” OLIVER “ALJ” OLSON “BELOW” PARDUE “SPARK” PUGERUDE “RIVER” SHANNON “WHISKEY ANN” SODERGREN “OVER” STUFFT “MOVING” VAN DEMARK “HOUSEHOLD” VAN DEMARK “N. MICHEALANGELO” WAGNER Meeting adjourned Never lead with the right 1 typed 60 She’ll be coming round the corner Sock-em. How come an E We need 3 lines Pretty-pretty Gals are funny Quite a sketch, eh? Football Car-car Dates Work Serve Farm Cutie Ten cents, please As I said Why? Gimmie broom Swish Waal naow Hot-cha I’ll type it I wuz sick G-a-a ln-insig-let it go Moon over Miami Money Oh fiddle Meheeco Da-nce STICS HOBBY Giggling Boxing Shorthand Serenading with guitar Telling what’s what Pestering girls Blushing Traveling Being woman-hater Hushing Jr. girls Writing notes Cars Stepping Arguing Frowning Farming Playing hop-scotch Counting pennies Discoursing on life Attracting boys Sweeping school Blondes and red heads Posing Condemning type-writer Sewing doll clothes Playing black-jack Jumping rope Cutting up frogs Grinning Balancing class books Movie photograhper Living in Mexico Breaking girls’ hearts FUTURE OCCUPATION Champion bike rider Meeting Joe Louis Selling face lifters Cowboy singer Play director With Ziegfield Follies Blues Singer Housewife on ranch Gigolo in South Sea Islands Artist for Bhiz Wang Hollywood Crooner Ballroom dancer Pres. W. C. T. U. Designer of ladies’ fashions Director Puppet Show Dry Land Farmer Running Hamburger stand Executive of Woolworth Stores Making dolls for Dolly Dingle Second Ginger Rogers Janitor of C B. High All-American Star Working in Hull House Evangelist Tap dancer Stand-in for Clark Gabel Head of Great-Africa-Assembly Glacier Park Guide Opera Singer Treasurer of U. S. Planning Parties Public Speaking Teacher Freshman Dancing Instructor

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SENIOR CLASS PROPHECY I'll never forget what was written about Buster Oliver. It makes me laugh to think of it even now, so we’ll let you in on a good joke. Buster was raising penguins of the finest grade. He had a good-sized farm on the plains of South Dakota and was really prospering. Of course this isn’t so funny after you think back to the old days, because then he was always wearing a couple penguins on a pin and he said many times that he was going to raise more. If they aren’t too expensive, we might come down and get those two he promised us. And here’s another surprise for you. We remember very well way back in the good old high school days when Doris Olson and Gordon Humes were sweet on each other. Well, they finally decided that they would experiment and see if the statement was true that two could live as cheaply as one and from the way things read, their experiment was most successful. Ray Johnson has made a name for himself. And what a name! He’s none other than the famed man on the flying trapeze with the added attracion of a beautiful silky heard. They stated in the Year Book that he does a special stunt with his beard so we’ll he over to see him some of these days. Ah! what a thrill! Harry Shannon has been busy with a new soap he invented. For all these years he has been trying to figure out whether it would he true colloidal solution, or what. Since his wonderful performance as a policeman in the Senior Class play, Phil Haglund has taken up that profession. He became so popular that his saying come across youse guys, dish over de goods has world-wide fame. Well, well, this old class of ours surely turned out a good lot of authors. Myrtice Humes has written a series of books on What Do You Think? If I remember correctly, that was her favorite expression so she should know what she's writing about. Mike Wagner has written a book (heavens help me, another author) on The Stars and You. When we read a little further we learned that it was based on Astronomy, and not on the famous Hollywood actresses. Mike should know a lot about it, from what we’ve heard. Ah. relief at last! No more authors for time being, anyway. Jack Gordon has invested all his extra coin (how much that is, we couldn’t say) in a five-and-ten store so he can have all the paper and pencils he needs to cultivate his artistic ability. Ye Olde Year Booke didn’t specify what kind of pictures he was drawing, but we took it for granted that they are the same kind as the ones he drew in High School. Charles Aubrey, feeling very sorry for those who aren’t as spry as they once were, has built a fine home for the aged ath- letes. In this same place Margaret Miller is entertaining with her vocal ability. (A second Florence Nightingale). She told us once that she was going to be an old maid and things seemed to have turned out just that way. Norris Van Deniark is making himself famous by his beautiful interpretation of Absence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder. Whether he refers to money or a honey we wouldn’t dare say. hut it is our guess that he means the latter. We were giving up hopes of being able to read the rest of the faded print but the name of Roland Bonds attracted our attention. Just what could be doing, w» wondered. Our curiosity was soon satisfied when we learned that this wonderful piece of manhpod was raising cute little ducklings. « • that just the duckiest thing to be doing? •Stanley Dansby, the shiek of the Senior ( }ass, has not changed much—we gather from the book. Except for the addition of a mustache, a wig, and a set of false teeth, he is no different. Well, that’s one consolation to know that some member of our class has not changed to such a great extent. Dorothy Krapf is making the rounds with a vaudeville, just for fun and is displaying her original models of puppet dolls. After the touring season is over, she goes to her New York penthouse and amuses herself with the many fortune hunters at her feet. Gee, wish w e were in her place for a few days, or so. Sanford Money has invested all his money in keeping up a harem (or what would you call it) in China. You could hear him saying something about Oh, those eyes.” Last, but by NO means least, is Ned Clarke, our biggest pest in high school. He has been promoted to chief executive of the Ziegfield Follies and spends his time picking out the most beautiful blondes in the world. More luck to you, Ned. We have told you everything that we can remember from the book, so maybe you would be interested in knowing what all that table rattling was about. As in the case of all mystery stories, we finally solved our problem. Below the table was a small trap door which had been moving, this jarring the table. After we quieted ourselves, we had just enough nerve left to open the door and see what it was all about. Lo and behold there was Margaret Pugerude sitting on a comfortable stool and occupying her time by rattling the door and spelling out the words by the motion of the table legs. This was no great surprise to us because we always knew that she liked to do queer things at queer times. Perhaps we should have been angry with her, but could anyone be when we learned all (Continued on Page — IS—

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SENIOR CLASS WILL We. the Class of 1936, in thirty-three individual parts, being about to pass from this vale of education with crammed minds, understanding hearts and sympathetic souls, do here draw up and publish this, our last will and testament. We bequeath to our beloved super- intendent. H. C. Davis, our sincere gratitude, and the unlimited wealth and good wishes of our eternal memory. We give and bMjueath to the loving Faculty, which has been for our instruction in well-learned knowledge, pleasant thoughts and deepest wishes for p ace and comfort. Although the Seniors have been difficult to handle at times, they have be n kindly treated by the teachers and therefore we grant th?m these good wishes. To the school in general, we leave Mr. Kindle, our janitor, if the students will obediently keep the school as neat as the Seniors have. Jvr1 To the Juniors we bequeath a part of our Senior dignity, as we have an overabundance. To the Sophomores we will our great strength and power, so they will be able to handle the Freshmen with more care and authority. We Seniors bequeath our love of the teachers and our ability to concentrate on our studies to the Freshman, who seem to be badly in need of this. The individual seniors are willing to leave “something to remember us by” to other members of our honored school. Trifling as these may seem, we bestow them with generous hearts to our fellow' school mates. Charles Merrill wills his ability as a public speaker to Jennie Flaget. Betty Bernard wills her quiet, willing way to Lena Miller. Doris Olson wills her ability at getting A’s to Esther Kliensmith. Myrtice Humes wills her “way with the boys” to Roslyn Norman. Dorothy Danens leaves her ability to dance to Mary Jane Sullivan. Ned Clarke wills his “whistle” to Junior Poppler. Kenneth Pardue and Jack Gordon leave 'their “good looks” to Bill McClana-han. Bernice Noah leaves her southern accent to Shirley Schnee. Frances Sodergren wills her height to Sally Lew'is and she. in turn, may give her brother, Johnny, as much of it as she cannot conveniently use. Pat Murphy wills his excellent dancing to Bob Wardell. Margaret Pugerude wills her sweet smile to Marina Named; may Marina al- ways take advantage of this in the future, especially when keeping library. Ruth Van Demark wdlls her small size to Christine Nelson. Dorothy Mattson bestowes her figure to Ethel Fuller. She may attain this by going through revolving doors. Helen Anderson wills her ability to chew gum to Ruth Stack. Phil Haglund (unwillingly) wills De-lores Poynter to Jim Worthington, providing he takes the very best care of her. Mike Wagner wills his attractive smile to Wayne Wilcox. Buster Oliver wills his basketball ability to Don Frisbee. Roland Bonds and June McGlothlin leave their secret of keeping a perfect friendship to Forrie Burgess. Just a little advice for him so he and Ruth Sines won’t have any of these petty quarrels. Carmen Cobb very gladly leaves her blushes for Ardis Dawson. Charley Aubrey wills his ability to run swiftly to Doug McCarter just in case Doug couldn’t lick the one he was fighting with. Sanford Money wills his name and good fortune to Dayle MeClanahan. Grant Brown wills his “wicked left” to Joe Danens. It might come in handy if he has to defend himself. Margaret Miller w'ills her way with the teachers to some of the freshmen. Long may this be praised. Ray Johnson wills his hard work and never-ceasing ambition to Conrad Zuelke. Bill Stufft bestowes his ability to keep the class treasury straight to any of the other officers who are having difficulty in keeping things just like they should be. Norris Van Demark bestowes a part of his musical ability to Murray Williamson. Playing the violin is good to build up muscles, Murray. To Jasper Davis. Vic Luedtke. leaves his dancing and acting ability. Now for some real stepping. Jasper. Dorothy Krapf leaves her tennis racket to Marjorie Clark. That’s better exercise than falling down stairs. Stanley Dansby wills his smooth, southern drawl to John Hartford. A soft voice is an excellent thing, even in man. Harry Shannon leaves his fondness of Biology to Mary Louise Murphy. May she remember this when taking care of baby mice and the like. Gordon Humes wills his sousaphon? to Barbara Small, providing she’ll promise not to get lost in it. In witness whereof, we, the Class of 1936, set our hands and seal, and publish this, our last will and testament, this 27th day of May, one thousand nine hundred and thirty-six, in the year of our Lord.