Cut Bank High School - Wolf Yearbook (Cut Bank, MT)

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This Page Paid for hy W. F. Allison, County Cler Fran Chatterton, County Assessor hos. B. Magee, Cler of Court J• R. Fisher, County Surveyor Horace W. Judson, (founty Attorney R. J. Croff, Sheriff Alice Rush, County treasurer Mary M. Reagan, Supt. of Schools Officials Glacier County

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Page 10---- Wit and Humor ---------------------------------------- 4 Archie C.: Did you ever get a proposal Clara? Clara T.: Once a gentleman proposed to me ov- er the telephone but he had the wrong number. Miss Malicke: What Is velocity? Eugene B.: That with which one leaves go of a bee. Anna M.: He was driven to his grave. Dick B.: Sure did you expect him to walk ? Teacher: If there are any dumbells in thu room please stand up. After a slight pause, Jimmy stood up. Teacher: Why Jimmy do you consider yourself a dumbell? Jimmy: Naw but I hated to see you standing all alone. Miss Faun (in Eng Class) Put this sentence in- to Shakespearan language—“Here comes a bow- legged man.” John Stahl: Behold what is this I see approach- ing me in parenthesis. Prof. Morgan: What was the motive of that last song I sang? Armand: It sounded like revenge. John and Thelma sight seeing in Shelby) John: That is a sky-scraper. Thelma: Oh Fd love to see it work. A Freshman hesitates on the word ‘connoisseur' Mr. Morgan—What would you call a man who pretends to know everything? Dorothy B:—A professor. Mother—(To Leslie Teterud, who reached for something at the table) Why did you reach ’way cross the table like that? Haven't you got a tongue ? Leslie—Yes, but it wouldn’t reach that far. Mr. Keuhl:—(During Lent) Helen what is one of the principal cities in Holland”? Helen:—-“ Amstergosh.” Mr. Keuhl:—You mean Amsterdam don’t you? Helen:—Yes that’s what I mean, out I've given up swearing during Lent.” Young ladies who desire red cheeks may obtain them much cheaper over the kitchen stove than at the rouge counter at the drug store. Allen T—Do you know what my father weighs? joe—Well I don’t know. Allen—He weighs meat. The cows are in the meadow, The sheep are in the grass, But all the silly little geese Are in the Freshmen class. Miss Malicke: (over the rabble) Francis is speaking. Stanley S.: So am I. Ask Thelma how it feels to sit in a Conductor’s lap. Forest: I’m some artist. Tessie: How’s that? Forest: I drew a hen so natural that when 1 threw it in the waste basket it laid there. Little drops of acid On a piece of Zinc Makes a great combustion and an awful—odor. Order! Order. Commanded Miss Faun. William B. (half asleep) A cup of coffee and a wiener. Junior: Can you string beans? Senior: No, but I can bull frogs and kid gloves. He held the maiden’s hand and said, “May I the question pop?” She coyly bent her lovely head, “You’d better question Pop.” Burill W.: What an awful gash you have on your forehead! Francis J : Oh! Next to nothing, next to nothing Mr. Davis after having written 92.7 on the blackboard, and to show the effect of multiplying by then rubbing out the decimal point, said: “Now Lloyd where is the decimal point?” “On the eraser,” replied Lloyd without hesita- tion.

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Page 11 7 [ews Items On September 24th, 1927, the Cut Bank Com- munity had the pleasure of hearing U. S. Con- gressman Leavitt speak. At the close of the ad- dress the crowd enjoyed an informal dance in the gym for a couple of hours. During the third week of September, the pic- tures of the grades and the High School were tak- en and shown at the local theatre on Thursday, Friday and Saturday of that week. On Friday, September 23rd, the Freshmen were initiated in the High School Auditorium. The Class of ’31, showed great vocal talent and good sportsmanship. November 17, and 18th, Alice Johnston and Thelma Anderson attended the Girls Vocational °ongress at Bozeman as delegates of our scho On their return they gave an interesting as well as instructive talk. In November the school was closed a couple of days as the teachers attended the Teachers' Convention at Great Falls. On February 22nd, Thelma Anderson was pre- sented with the Lincoln medal at the Lincoln- Washington program. Each year the Illinois Watch Co. awards this medal to the student in each high school, who submits the best essay on Lincoln. February 19th, Mr. Davis, president of the Mon- tana State Normal School at Dillon, Montana, spoke to the student body. He enumerated the three things which a High School student thinks most about—Morey, the right of vocation and culture. At the Tri County Typing contest held at Shel- by April 14, Ruth Baird wron the blue ribbon in Senior typing and Margaret Dewing won the blue ribbon in Junior typing. On Thursday afternoon of April 26th, the High School gave a Forest Week program. A very fine speech was given by L. J. Howard, a forest ranger. Young man: “I am a college graduate and I want a job. Boss: “No college graduate will ever work here as long a.s I am boss.” “Young Man: “Who said work?” ---------o-------- Ruth: “Why does Tess call you Maple Syrup?” Alice: “That’s cause I’m such a refined sap.” --------------------o--------- Ralph C. Tes, I’ve had something on my lips for some time now—and— Tess: Oh Ralph, how I do hate those little mus- taches.