Cumberland High School - Chieftain Yearbook (Nashville, TN)

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Page 30 CLASS HISTORY In the fall of 13 we the SCIIIOI' class of 58 first presented ourselyes as regular fixtures at Lumberland Hlgh School Lncler the capable leadershrp of our Prmcrpal XIr X L XVrxght we were the Hrst seventh ,rack rs to attend Cumberland XVe started the year by elutmg our class officers yvho were Sue Iclney Presrdent Randall Gregory Vlce prrsldent Carolyn Bryant Secretary Treasurer 'md our sponsor was Mrs Neblett XVe were represented ln the homecommg by Lhzabeth Hall I lwabcth yy 'ts also class favorlte along wlth Albert II ltfield Our elghth grade year yve welcomed a man whom we h'1ye all come to love lXIr E R Harrls as our neyy IJTIIILIITII Our class officers for this year were Gayle XVyatt Presldent Shlrley Xoung Xrcepresrdent Ann L1tteral Secretary 'Ireasurer and Joyce Iamus Sergeant at Arms Our class sponsor was Mr Harvey Hertenste1n Bobby Lee Owens Homecom1ng attendant th1S year was Sue Basford XVe yvelcomed Bllly Duke as a newcomer to our class Now as we are gradually chmbmg closer to our goal we reach our hrst year m hlgh school Th1s year we were adylsed by Mrs Murff Mlss GIIJSOII and Xlr Anderson and our ofhcers were Brlly Duke Presldent XlVayne Gunter Vlce presldent jo Ann XIcElh1ney Secretary XX71ll1am D1ll Treasurer and Bobbv Jolley Sergeant at Arms Our attendant m the homecommg was Ly elyn Settle and our class favorxtes w ere Lhza beth Hall and XX xlham D1ll Llrzabeth Hall was also elected as a cheerleader Xs wc beclme Sophomores our sponsors were XIrs Sanders XIr Burton and 'XIr Ferebee 'Ihe class offxcers were Brlly Duke Presldent XX1ll1axn Dull X rec prcsrdent o Xnn Xlclllhmey Secretary Gary Howsc Treasurer oyce Lamus and I arry Iyalycs as Sergeant at Arms Our class fayornes were 0 Ann XIcLllnney and Randall Gregory Iaye james was our homecommg rep ICNCIIIHUXC Tlns vear Io Ann XIcElh1ney was eluted to the cheer leadmg squad and we wel mmed I onme XX atts as '1 newcomer to our class XX ell only two years left and we are now Iumors 'Ilns year yye chose as our ofhcers Irene GI llls Iresxclent Gary Howse Vxce Presldent In Xnn Xltl lhmey Secretary Randall Gregory lrt asurcr and Ioyce Lanms and Dewey Waller Scrgunt lt Xrms Class favor1tes were Llame XX lIIl'IlllS and Gluck Xlorrxs Our homecommg lttcndant was Beulah Grooms Th1s year we un del took a new project the JUHIOI' Carmval which w as '1 huge success udy Putnam was elected C 0 captam of the basketball team Xt last we haye reached our goal SLNIORSI Lnclu the capable leadershlp of our sponsors, Xlrs I'yans XIrs Rrcketts Mr XV1lson and our class orhcers Gary Howse Presldent johhny Kmg X 1ce presrdent Elalne XXI1ll1ams, Secretary and Ivmdall Gregorv Treasurer we prepared for of Lumberland H1gh draws to a close Class fay outes tor thls year are Ethel XI1lls and Dewey XX allel Xvllllalll D111 and Larry Rakes were elected Laptam and Co captam of the Football tenn wlnle Faye Iames and Irene Glaus served as Captam and Co captam of the basketball team I 1ye james yy as elected football queen and Ann I rttcral as Semor attendant Th1s year we wel comed a newcomer jean Fuqua Three Semor class members were elected as Student QOLIIICII offxcers they are Presldent jeffrey Buchanan X1cePres1dent Bllly Duke Seeretary Ireasurer jo Ann XIcElh1ney Iyepresentmg the school as Xllss Cumberland and Bachelor of Lglmess are Gary Howse and o Xnn XIcLlhmey Ihe eonnng cycnts wlnch we are eagerly look mfr imw 1rd to are XI1ss Washvllle Hlgh School Lnntcst I ettcr Banquet Semor Class play Sen ur Irrp to I lor1d'1 and last but not east GR IDL IYIOX DAY .u-' xy , 1 ' ax 1: A A - v - If - K 4 1 - - I . -K h A. I 1 1 1 1 . ' ' ' I , ' l Y V . v . . . . . 4 . , ' ' . b ' S 1- if xc - L- , U' ' I -' C ' ' . . I ,' 1 . V- ' - ' . , . ., , , 1 , , 1. , ,s is , - b A, A , 2 -Y, . ' y - L ,lv - y f 9 ' ' S '1 .' I , 1 F H' . ' 1 ' , fl 1 . 4 V Yr 'Q ' N V- , 5' I - -.Z -I -A, 5' - ' v 4 ' 1 ' .I ' . l . . ' I Y. .1 .1 1. I ' al l . . ' ' 3 ' ' L ' . 2 X '. 5 ,. ' ' - ' - K C . 7 1 ' ' ' 1 I , ' . . . , A C Q ' ' ' 4 Q 1 ,I ' ' . I. f. . - l I X ' 'L ' l .I I ,I I J y I 2 '1 . . . . I 1, I . I . , , v. - 1. . - Y V 1 M , v J y . , 1 I , , I ' J ' - - ' a I ' I 1 I . y - . j 7 ' 1 1 v , , and the Class favoflfes were Ioyee Lamue and a bigger and better year as our time as students 7 Y ' ' . I . , r ' - ' , .' . ' ' . , I ' ' r - c . C I . . , x C ' c - ' 4 y , Y . . ' ,Z ' . , E . 4 V Y 7 y. V I . L ' , ' - ' I ,. , Q - it v v 1 , I . . , , . ' r ' v ' - 4 X 1 ' . . ' 7 Y ! .' Y A ' , , , I , - . ' Y - - 1 1 s r r ,, y 1 ' ' 1 s . , I y -, : s , : . , L 5 ' , . ' - V ,. . . ' I S J ' 1 1 , ' ' J - , I , ' ' , X 4 . i . A S f, . . , A . . J A s I - ' S -I I v 2 ,. -i , Y , ,- V, Y J I A 4 , , . , N. , , - .' H f. j, ' y' ', 5 ,J ' g ' 'z . : . . , 1, . ,. . , ' ,Q ' . 1 ' ' . 1 . 1 . . ' '. . - v 4 v J ' , . Ls:'. ',- ' f ., I ', , ,. 3 , . . ' - ' 4. 'I ' A ' A

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E IOR ACHIEVE S SONJA FAYE JAMES Tntlu. Fruztn Noted for-Smxlmg Ambition To graduate Smss Flag Twlrler 2 Dance Club 1 2 4H Club 2 Archery Club 2 Football ueen Attendant 2 Future Farmer Queen 3 Polio Queen 3 ome EC Club 1 Pep Llub 3 Ballet Club 3 Chorus I Glee Club 3 V1cePres1dent 3 Jumor Carmval 3 Student Louncnl 1 Lwmette Club 3 4 President 4 Foo! ball ueen 4 Llmxc Bowl Queen Attendant 4 H1Y 4 asketball I 4 Lapza IDA BELLE jouxsow Poodlvs Notrd for-Baton T'LL'1YllYlg Ambmon To be a psy chnatrut and figure out my oun trouble: Transferred from Daud Lxpscomb Ma1oreKte 4 Captaxn 4 1 4 Pep Club 1 3 4 Sports Club 4 Dance Club Glee Llub 1 Band 1 4 Home Ee Club 1 Band Festlval 1 BOBBY EARL IOLLEY Sergeant Sam Noted for Gettmg along with Mus Beck Ambmon To marry a blonde usth jize fmllfan dollars Freshman Ofhcer 1 hobby Llub 1 'keen Age Book Llub 1 Xudlo Vxsual Club 1 4H Club 2 Fxre Patrol 2 Junior Car mval 3 Pep Club 3 4 Cxvxtan Club 4 H1Y Club 4 Baseball 4 Intramurals 1 2 3 4 All Sta 4 MARTHA ELIZABETH JONES Vlarta Noted or Uanagmg to get out of any Jam I get mto Ambition To be a roftxstonal baby .ntter FHA Llub 1 Band 1 2 een Age Book Club 1 Guidance Llub 2 Lnbrary Assistants 3 4 Pres1dent3 VncePres1dent 4 Rehgnous Llub 3 Future Teachers Club 4 umor Red Cross 4 Pow lVou Staff 4 Annual Staff lbrary Assistants Lonventnon 3 4 Jumor Carmval 3 WILLIAM KENNETH JONES Wdlae Noted for-Hitchhfknilg fo school Ambmon To fimsh sc oo Audio Visual Club 2 Lxbrary Asslstants Club l 2 Teen Age Book Club 1 Rod and Gun Club 3 JOHNNY WAYNE KING Tab Noted for-Doing Nathmg an shop Ambmon To be zz Dmf Aman Football 1 2 3 4 Basketball 2 Track 3 4 Hobby Club 1 Guxdance Club 1 Audxo Vxsual Club 1 Dance Club 2 Intra rals 1 2 3 4 C Cl b 3 4 ports Edxtor Pau Wou 4 President Honor Society 4 Class V1cePresxdent 4 V1cePres1 dent HnY Boys State 3 Pep Club 3 4 Jumor Carnival 3 Correspondent for Sporthght 4 CAROLYN AM: LITTERAL Lomue Noted or Alum.: bum 'zuth Lonrue Ambmon To .succeed an whatever I do Glee Club 1 Chorus 'P Madngals 3 Pen Club 3 Pow Wow Staff 4 Sports Club 3 Candxdatc for FFA Queen 4 Foot ball Queen Attendant 4 o ANN MCELHINEY Pcluma Noted or Aggravatmg Gary Ambmon To Iwe Io-ue and be happy Class Secretary 1 2 3 Intramurals 1 Glee Club 1 Student Councnl 2 Secretary 4, Class Favonte 2 Marchmg Band 1 Pep Club 2 3 4 Captam 3 4 Annual Staff 4 Oflice Stat? 3 4 TASC Conventxon 3 SASC Conventxon 4 Cheerleader 2 3 4 Captam 3 4 ,Tumor Carmval 3 Cxvmette Club 3 4 WAYNE MORRIS MCILTURFF Mack Noted for Bug Feet Ambztwn To graduate from Vanderbxlt and go to South Amer-:ca Forensic Club 1 2 3 4 Pres1dent 4 NFL Degree of Ment 1 NFL Degree of Honor 2 NFL Degree of Excellence 4 Scxence Club 3 Delegate to GSNSS 3 Hobb Club 1 Teen Age Book Club 1 Jumor Red Cross 1 2 :re Patrol 4 Pon Wow Staff 2 3 4 Business Manager 2 3 4 Member nf the MTHSPA Cwntan Club 4 President 4 Intramurals 3 4 All Str eam 3 H1Y 4 Annual Staff 4 JUDY ANN MILLIGAN Blondw Noted or Having good Mme: w1th Polly and the gang Ambztmn o have the reddest dress and the blandest haw anyone wer had Glee Club 1 Lxbrary Assxstants 1 2 Teen Age Book Club 1 Home Ec Club 1 Jumor Carnival 3 Pep Club 3 4 Inta murals 4 HIY 4 ETHEL Jo MILLS I Noted for Good Pen-onalstg Ambmon To be a pro fexnonal bench warmer Teen Age Book Club 1 Madngals 2 Freshman FHA 1 Lnbrary Assistants Club 1 Dance Club 2 Intramurals 1 2 3 Cocaptam 3 All Star Team 2 Basketball l 3 4 Jun Carmval Future Teachers 4 CoEd H1Y 4 Treasurer 4 Sports Club 4 Glee Club 2 Annual St:-15 4 Class Favonte ELIRES PATTON MORRIS JR Chsrk Noted for Longest beard an Sr Class Ambmon T drwea trailer truck nonstop to England Hobb Club 1 Teen Age Book Club 1 Dance Club 1 2 3 P lub l 2 3 4 4H Club 2 Baseball 12 3 CoEd H1Y 3 4 Presxdent 4 C Club 2 3 4 Class Favorite 3 Track JOYCE LANIUS NIEBEL J Noted for Uncle Remus Ambmon To beagaod wife Glee Club 1 Future Teachers Club 2 3 Forensic 2 3 4 Pon Wou 2 4 Clvmette 3 4 Treasurer 4 Honor Soclety 4 Lnbrary Assxstants 3 4 Presndent 3 Relxgnous Club 1 2 3 Secretary 1 Presxdent 2 Library Assistants Convention 3 Future Teachers Conventlon 3 Sgt at Arms 2 3 Student Council 3 Junior Red Cross Councxl 1 Musxc Festwal 1 ELVA MAXINE NOLEN Magale Noted for-Fnendhnes: Ambstum To be a Nurse Glee Club 1 Guidance Club 1 2 3 Pep Club 1 2 Chorus 4 Sports Club 4 GLORIA FLAINI-: Po'r'rQ Polly Noted for Havmg good tune: mth Blondae and the gang Ambchon To have more fun in the next ive year: Cheerleader 3 4 Pep Club l 2 3 4 Giec Club ! Home Ee Club I 2 B d 1 2 H Club 4 Sorts Club 4 Inr murals l 2 3 4 Band Fesuval 1 2 Soo and Ensemble Fes twal 2 Dance Cfub 2 Iumor Canuval 3 CLAYTON R Powsns .Sumu Notrd for Hutch Hakmg to school Ambmon To own thru' scrzacc :tations at one hmc Teen kge Book Club 1 2 Lnbrary Club 1 2 Hobby Club 1 lnlramumls 1 Xud1oXnsual Club 1 jun PUTMAN Int Noted for Curb han' Ambmon Ta do the best I can sketball I 3 Loc t n 3 Pe Club 1 Glee Club Home hc Llub 1 2 Ba 1 2 3 tudent Council 2 Color Cuard 2 Forensic Club 4 HIY Llub 4 Pow Wou Staff 4 nmmurals 1 h yd Pesmal 1 4 Dance Llub 2 Junxor Larnnal Xnnual Staff 4 Spurts llub -I Presldent 4 LARRY WAYVE RAKES Harry Yates Noted for Bummmg money Ambmon Loaf mostly Football 1 2 3 4 CoCapta1n 4 Track 1 FFA 1 Xud1oV1sual Club 1 2 4H Club 1 Dance Club 1 XlcePres1dent 4 Class Sergeantat Arms 2 Archery Club lure IQ'rol 3 C Club 4 Junior Red Cross 3 4 H Y Fxshmg and Huntmg Club 1 Hobby Club 1 FF Conven non 4 ANNIE HELEN RIDDLE Tmy Notcd for Blonde haw Ambstaon To be a success an 1 e 'K 1 Glee Club I Culdance Club Sports u Lwmette Club 4 JAMES N SEARS Zombac Aotcd for Turmng my Engluh uork an late Am bxhon To be a .successful bunnexs man Intramurals 1 2 3 Baseball 2 NIARIAN IRELE SMITH Smxtty Noted for Red haw Ambatson To be a success m whatezer I do Glee Club 1 Home Ee Club 1 Relngxous Club 1 Future Teachers Z 3 4 Fo enslc 2 3 4 Sports Club 4 Library Assnstants 1 Annual Staff 4 EDAA SISK SULLIVAN Pullx 'Voted for Sagmg Hope I got a letter from Howard Ambman To be a good wife Glee Cluh 1 Safe Dnvers 1 Jumor Red Cross 2 3 Treasurer .3 Jumor Red Cross Cam 2 Guxdance Club 2 Future Teachers 3 Intramurals 1 2 3 ll Star 3 Student Councxl 2 Regxona 'Hath Contest 2 Honor Socxety 3 Dux EY WALLER Waller Noted for Curl haar Ambmon To be my own bon Track Manager 3 Footbal Manager 4 Basketball Manager 4 Llass Favorite 4 HxY 4 THOMAS WARNACK Tom Cat Noted for Always be-mg late Ambmon To make a rmlhon dollars bundance Club 1 Aud1oV1sual Club 2 jumor Carmval 3 Ifootball 9 3 4 Basketball 2 Hobby Club 2 Teen Age ook Club 1 H13 Club 4 Lwxtan Club 4 Intramurals 3 4 Sclence Club Z X1cePres1dent 3 LONNJIE ALLEN XVATTS Bobo Noted for Gomg to Ann: house Amlnhon To play professwnal baseball Transferred from Cohn 2 Football 3 4 Basketball 3 4 Base 7 3 4 C Club 3 4 Cxvltan Club 3 4 Treasurer Pep Club 3 Jumor Camxval 3 ROBERT WHITE Flnrtxng Ambxhon Jam the Navy and .ree the uorld AudloVlsualClub1 Z Gundance Club Z Basketball 2 Dance Club 9 Fnre Patrol 2 Scnence Club 3 wxtan Club 3 4 H X Club 4 Annual Staff 4 JOE Wu.KEs Bemg Lazy Ambmon Be the first to reach the moon Scxence Club 3 Pep Club 1 AudloV1sual 2 Gundance Club 3 ELAINE WILLIAMS Lzttle One Noted for Hollermg at ballgames Ambmon To sum prafrsszorxalh Chorus 1 2 3 4 Band 1 Pep Club 1 2 3 4 Secretary 3 Glee Club 1 Chorus Festxval 1 2 Madngals 3 Jumor Carm xal 3 Cass Favorite 3 Cnvmette Club 4 Sports Club 4 Vice Presudent 4 Class Secretary 4 Annual Staff 4 Pofw Wou Sa 4 H X Club NIALRICE WNTERS Bm-ter Noted for Gettm out a trouble Ambzhon To play m pm exnana .sports Football 2 3 4 Hobby lub 1 Teen Age Book Club 1 2 lwre Patrol 2 3 MAR1uN KAY Woomzmc Dafy Noted for Abslsty to et along w1th people Ambmon Ta havea hnshan home Basketball 1 2 3 Intram rals 1 4 Relugous Club 1 2 3 Presndent 3 FHA 1 Presxdent 1 Glee Club 1 tuden! 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CLASS PROPHECY Cornc aboard ey eryone, to the latest modcl of my 1969 Supcrdupcr Supercharged rocket slup Funny as I clnnh aboard I start rernemberrng my days at Cum berlrnd I wonder what has happened to all the serrrors Oss c no trmc to tlunk ot that now Im amout to st rrt a tour of space the greatest tlung that has eyer happcned rn my lrfe' Frrt stop Xlars XX hy whats thrs' Frank Bakers Xlartran Xlortuary wrth XX ayne Xlaclnturtf as chref hearse drryer Those boys yyere always serrous mrnded But I neyer thought to see them agam As I rocket across thrs barren place I suddenly hear a loud RLXH' ly-XII' R-XH' and I gape rn astornshruent as I see Faye James and her famous SPXCFTROTTERS XVell I always knew that grrl was basketball bound She and lrcr other two forwards Judy Putman and Ethel Nfrlls haye gry en the Xlartrans somethrng to really shout about I 'rm gorng to leaye thrs Planet wlule I strll haye mv rnrntl XX ho would haye thought but Im seeing thrngs Flame XXrllrams rs up rn the clouds oyer her latest lnt Spacemans Blues And look agam' XVayne Gunter playrng hrs drums on rsolated Cloud Number 9 They told me Juprter was brgger than Texas but now I really belreye rt Lpon enterrng thrs planet I surgeon and hcr most able nurse XNrlma Foster and herc we find Shrrley Young now a great humamtarran has erected an Old Green Xlens Home The men are cntertamed daily by drag races between Bobby Gamble rn hrs Chcyrolet space shrp and Brlly Duke rn hrs Ford After all the mornrngs eyccrtement Im ready for lunch Xb tlus looks lrke a good spot Juprter Plan tatron owned by Robert Epps yvrth Jean Fuqua as Hostess and Randall Gregory as Head XVa1ter Hey I have heard about thrs Dream Home of X enus Srttrng on the lawn are Ann and Lonnre XVatts and all the httle XX atts The Ixrddres really enjoy playrng wrth their httle green puppres As I left thrs estabhshment I ran rnto a cloud of steam whrch led to the Heck O Dry Cleaners, run by Joann and Gary Hoyvse My look at all the httle Heck O Hoyyses runnrng around One of therr most ardent patrons rs strll Ida Belle John son famous horse herress Now here rs somethrng new Emrly Crotzer Beulah Grooms Annre Helen Rrddle and Xfaxrne Nolen are competrng for the Uranus Lady Wrestlers trtle I rs a crrreh the days of peace are gone from these planets Oh my lrqurd hydren regenerator has pooped Better stop rn at Dewey XX allcrs Space Seryrce and let hrs chref rneehanres Clayton Powers and XX1llram Jones take a look at rt XVhrle wartmg I was nearly bowled over by the srght I saw rn the drstant track field Johnny lxrng and Cluck Xlorrrs were representrng Farth rn the rntcr planetary Olymprcs Lo and Behold' The Xfercury Typewrrter Corpora tron owned and operated by XVrllram Drll Drll used hrs rnsprratron found rn typrng class to start hrs busmess Joyce Lamus Nrebel rs servrng as hrs prryate secretary to help put her husband through school He rs w orkrng toyyard hrs PP PhD Now here rs a reverse rn Do You Trust Xour Husband Davrd Halprn rs actmg qurzmaster, and rs now askrng the fatal questron to Irene Glaus XXe find she doesnt trust her husbands, not one of the erghteen of them Xll Illts tast sprnnrng around Xlercury rs makmg me drny I tlnnls Ill hc rd mto the quret rrngs of Saturn tor a brt XX ell lrcre r somethrng good old I, S A has contrrbutul thc moyrc prcmrerc Hnunm wonder what playr Xs I take a closer look I see rts Space Xpe starrrng Gayle XX yatt and Xlaurrce XX rnters wrth larry Ralsr playing the 'nost eonyrncmg role of hrs career that of thc space ape and the Hollywood Bowl ras notlnnf on thrs th: ttcr I hear rt takes a staff of 1000 ushers to lscep rt gorng XX ayne Grayes and Fay Davrd son serye ycry capably as head popcorn poppers I wrsh I had trme to see thrs prcture but I guess Ill haye to trayel on Xh here s a charmrnff scene Xlarran Smrth s Tca Shop Xnd hcre comes delry ery man Clay Brandon up the walk wrth some prrceless chrnaw are Hey yvatch out Clay' Boy nearly got me thrs trme' As I walked mto the shop I ran rnto Elarne Potts Elrzabeth Hall and Judy Xlrllrgan who were buyrng for therr daugh ters hope chests I Jumped suddenly as a loud sayvmg rrorse carnc from the sofa and there reclmed James Sears snorrng peacefully as ey er I belreve Id better get off Saturn now Who knoyys' I should ste someone on one of these asterords and there thcy arc Frazier Irelder and Sue Basford catchmg sun beams for Fdna Sulhyans bakery Robert XX hrte and Xlarrlyn XX oodrrng serye as clnef cooks and therr famous planetpuffs are known all over the unrverse Thrs rs my last planet for the dav 'Xleptune And here rs Paul Hudgrns famed economrst tellrng the Nep tunrans how to gct rrch qurck Hrs able mathematrc asslstaltt Joe XVrllses acts almost as Pauls rrght hand There goes a satellrte runnrng a red lrght, and I am not surprrsed yyhen I see who rs drrvrng rt Bobby Gupton But what ls surprrsrng rs that Sue Hrcks rs actmg as co prlot Thev re eyen started a passenger lrne In fact I see one of therr regular customers Martha Jones conung toyyard the maclnne now Xlarthas on her way to teach Englrsh to the httle Neptunrans Beverly Clax ton realized her great ambrtron to teach, but not at Cumberland She and Brlly Chapman are co prrncrpals at the locar hrgh school on thrs planet Studyrng under scholarshtps at thrs rnstrtutron are Bobby Jolley and Joyce Isstes for therr degrees rn persuasron and musrc respectrvelv Thrs seems almost lrke good old Earth I thrnk as I run mto all thrngs a carnrval' Roy Bald wrn reached not only hrs herght of 6 S but exceeded rt bv 3 feet He rs now the mam attractron rn the srde show Roy seems to have a lrttle trouble wrth stage frrght so Peggy Demonbreun rs there to encourage hrm Peggy does a specral ventrrloqurst act durrng the show wrth her oyvn specral dummy Hey what trme rs rt? Its trme I was startrng home I dont thrnk I wrll ever see another day lrke thrs one as long as I lrve As I glrde through the heavenly bodres, now lrt up by nrght I see a Daydreamer s Lane founded years ago by Farry -Xnderson It seems to haye become qurtc a memorral I sce Tommy XX arrrack guardrng It I hayent trme to stop on Pluto but I hear the mad screntrst Jeffrey Buchanan rs strll there wrth hrs X bomb tryrng to blow up the world Parth at last' It has bcen a wonderful day but a tryrng one Im strll so excrted, I belreve Id better take a tranqurlrzer and go to bed Page 31 5, x - X ' S - H N . . 4 y . U . iz . . . s ot l ..', XX -ll, ' ' I z l is rug? .I . , -r -- 5. I s y . v V ., . Y . Y t . ,. V. 3 . ' I A '. - A . . , 1 4' . . ' Y . ' ' ' 5 . , I I . y , . ' y 1 - y I ' H I ' ' ' - v -5 s - ..- ri : , 1' I . . Q . .N , Y 1 ' '. , f - r . I , g I , I I I c I . . , 1 , , ,I , . . . . I . . , I ' I 'I' ' ' . I I I . . I T , ' ' A - Y' k . -'. , -' . 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