Culver High School - Tomahawk Yearbook (Culver, IN)

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.1. .11 l... - MAXINKUCKIE Humor ii Mike-Dad, you remember you promised to give me five dollars if I passed in school this year? Yes, Donald. Well, dad, you ain't gonna'have that expense. Freshie-Why are the Culver police like a rainbow? Senior-I'll bite, how? Freshie-Because they appear after the storm. Skinney Overmyer--Let me hold your hand for a second. Margaret-Alright, but how are you going to tell when the Skinney-Oh, I'll have to have the second hand for that! Sylvia-Well, how do you like sewing by this time? Norma-Ah, so, so. Miss Fletchall-Arthur, what does P. M. stand for? Arthur Schweidler-Post Mortem. Opal Crump-Hey, Bob, can I borrow your fountain pen? Bob B.-I'm sorry, but it isn't good enough for you. second is up? Miss Reed-Pat, what is the difference between a battle and a massacre? Pat-A battle is when a whole lot of whites kill a few Indians and a massacre is when a whole lot of Indians kill a few whites. A note to Mr. Annis-Dear Mr. Annis: Kindly excuse my boy's absence. He fell in the mud. By doing the same you will greatly oblige his mother. both Opal Mikesell Crushing to the libraryj-I want the life of Caesar. Librarian-Sorry, but Brutus beat you to it. Miss Wimpy-How many pages are there in your Geometry? Joe S.-I don't know, the last page is torn out. Mr. Baxter-When do leaves begin to turn? Ronald Baker-That's easy, just before exam. Mother-Pat, why are you always at the bottom of your class? Pat-Well, Mom, I wouldn't worry about that, they teach the ends. PAGE SIXTY-ONE same things at

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MAXINKUCKEE -1 Humor Helen M.-Did you let him kiss you? Lois Bess M.-Let him? Great Heavens, I had to help him! Mr. Annis-Are you the oldest of the family? Fletcher-No, Sir-Pa and Ma are both older than I. Miss Reed-When was the revival of learning? Benedict-The night before exams. Pat Shaw-Why did I fail that last typing test? Miss Wright-Because you made that wise expression about applcsauce in it. Pat-That was supposed to be applause instead of applesauce. Mike-No girl ever made a fool out of me. Fletch-Who was it then? Mr. Annis-Now, Henry, don't let me speak to you again. Henry C.-But how can I stop you? Miss Martin-Why did you stop singing in the Glee Club? Merle M.-Because one day I didn't sing and someone asked me when they had fixed the piano. Bob B.--Yep, I had a beard like yours once and when I realized how it made me look, I cut it off. Pat-Well, I had a face like yours once and when I realized that I couldn't cut it oif, I grew this beard. Mr. McLane-Who wrote Hamlet? Bush-Well, I didn't. Mr. McLane was later relating this amusing incident to members of the Faculty. Haw-Haw! guffawed one member. I bet he did all the time. Mr. Annis-Don't you think we have a wonderful band? Visitor-I beg your pardon? Mr. Annis-Isn't that real music? Visitor-I'm very sorry, but there is so much racket that I can't hear you. PAGE SIXTY-TWO