Culver High School - Tomahawk Yearbook (Culver, IN)

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I1lllllllllllllIlllllIII!!llllllllllllllllllllllllllllIllIlllllIIKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII lllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIII Miss lVIoss: lklildred, parse the Word kiss. Stab: This is a noun, but usually known as a conjunction. It is never declined, and is more common than proper. It is not very regular in that it is usually used in the plural. lt agrees with me. Lookout, Clifford, Sharkey's eagle eye is upon thee. er me as as For Sale: Twenty-three wads of gum located under lVIary Frances' desk. Al- most as good as new. Hardly been used. Student's Dictionary Bulletin Board-a trysting place. Superintendent-chief of police. Lake Shore-cupid's highway. Principal-desk sergeant. Glee Club--a noisesome Pestilence. Theme-cribbings from several authors. Senior Play-a play given by Freshmen. Orchestra-a brilliant bunch of uniforms. -JK GK- 'DF ik Even the wisest and keenest minded men cannot foresee the consequences of women going into industry. VVhy, even I can't-Graham. Don'ts For Underclassmen Don't think you know as much as the Seniors. Don't eat. Your stomach may get out of order. Don't drink. You'll get thirsty again. Don't worry-let the other fellow do it. Don't go to the oflice until your name has been called three times before the Assembly. Student body will think you popular. Don't work. lt is very bad for the health to tire yourself. Don't be on time at your recitation. Less chance of being called on so often. Don't say anything when you talk. It consumes brain power. Don't explain absences until required. lt's impolite. Don't studyg it may affect your eyesight. Don't grumble. Take what you can get. If you can't get it, take it anyhow. Donin' ever be displeased. If you get D on your report card, be thankful it wasn't worse. Don't take advice--give it. You'll be better loved. Don't snore in the Assembly. Starkey might hear you. Finally, when you accidently kiss a girl, don't do it at a class party before every- one, it might embarrass the young lady. Forty-two