Culver High School - Tomahawk Yearbook (Culver, IN)

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lj JUST A FE W SMILES Signs of the Times ? In the dictionary death comes before life and' divorce before marriage. Phil N. ftenderlyj-It's a mistake for a man to go through life alone. Esther V.-Why don't you get your mother to chaperon you? ' Miss 'Moss fSoph. Eng.l-What are the three words most used in English, Fran- ces ? Frances-I don't know. Miss Moss-Correct! ' Bob-Do you know, I'm a great artist ? Why I drew a hen so natural that when I threw it in the waste basket, it laid there. Harold R.-Would you like to go to the theater this evening? Zelda 'M.-I'd be delighted! Harold-Well, I hope somebody takes you. Why is a Maxinkuckee like a girl? Don't know, why? Because everyone should have his own and not borrow the other fellow's. 1.,..i...- Ruth B.-Did you hear of the kidnap- ping case in our district? Grace R.-No! Who was it? Ruth-Mama missed the baby and when she went to look for him, found the kid napping in his bed. Chester H.aMy brother makes lots of dust now. Edith-Hiow ? Chester-He's a carpet beater. Phil Nelson f12:00J-Well, I must be off! Lorena-I noticed that when I first met you. Mr. Zechiel-Nellie, give me an exam- ple of how sound travels. Nellie-Well, if you scratch on one end of a log and hold your ear to the other end you can hear the sound. Page Forty-nine John S.-You look sweet enough to eat. Lillian N.-I do eat. Where shall we go, to Simpson's? Visitor at C. H. S.-Clurel 'Mikesell is a good-looking prospect in the Freshman class. fMr. Walker-Y-e-s. Visitor-Well, he has a fine head, any- way. Mr. Walker-It should be, he never uses it. Studying Burns' poems in Senior Eng- lish. Miss Moss-Alice, will you read, To a Mouse ? Tubby-Did you ever hear the story of two holes ? ReynoldfNo, what is it? Tubby-Well ! Well l Reynold-Did you ever hear the story of two men? Tubby-No, what is it? Reynold-He ! He ! Teacher-Why are you so late? Robert-I started late. Teacher-Why didn't you start early? Robert-Please, miss, it was too late to start early. Pete-Odd, isn't it? Burford-What is , Pete--No matter how hungry a horse is he can't eat a bit. Paradise A shaded room An open fire, A cozy nook, And your heart's desire. Purgatory The self-same room With lights a few, The self-same nook But with ma there, too. Mary Alice-I just happened to think- Ruth B.-I thought I heard something rattle.