Cuba High School - Cardinal Yearbook (Cuba, IL)

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The Mayo Brothers have new rivals now, At a clinic established nearby Are DON HENDERSON and DICK COULTER: Specialists of nose, throat, and eye. nterpretive dancing is now being taught In a studio near Dublin Bay By that graceful PAULA HELLER; She has classes all hours of the day. CHARLOTTE FORD and BETTY LOWERY Are nurses with marvelous insight. Into their poor suffering patients, They pour castor oil by the pint. CARYL CRICK married a chemist ’tis said But the experiment failed and now he is dead. EDWINA WILSON, the talkative pest, Has been married 5 times, and with guadruplets is now blessed. DICK KOELLING and THOMAS FRANCE Are busy teaching baby grasshoppers how to dance. DON HARPER is wearing his shoeleather thin Soliciting aid for the deaf. His helper is little GENE HOWARD; They look like Mutt and Jeff. RICHARD LAFARY and GARRY BEVARD arouse The whole countryside with their cries, They are gathering pearls and expect to get rich Before either one of them dies. LEE CLAYBERG is a tailor by trade, While JO ANN DAVIS is a cranky old maid. Our demure HELEN NUSSEL No longer so shy Is acting with Rock Hudson In their latest movie entitled, “Oh, My!” PAUL KEIME and JACK HAYNES Are auctioneers very well known; They sell everything from pianos and farms To bedsteads and rockers that groan. BEVERLY HELLE and DONNA ENGLISH jig for their food In the “Hangout” with pride, Their clever kicks and fantastic jerks Caused some folks to laugh ’till they died. In garments of neat immaculate white, RONNIE DILTS with broom and dust pan ls cleaning the main street of Fiatt. He’s doing the best that he can. Efficient and capable in bookkeeping Are DIXIE GRINDLE and MARY BANNISTER shrewd. Their columns are straight and their figures are neat, Whenever their ledgers are viewed. GARY HARPER, DICK MOODY, and MARTY MOORE With their Dixieland Band of great renown Are playing 7 nights a week on Miami Shore. Folks say they’re the best to be found. The fates became silent and looked all around; When they saw that nothing had stirred Their three dark forms vanished and left me alone To think of the things that | had heard. When years will have passed and all things prophesied By these fates have surely come true ; You'll appreciate then all the efforts I’ve made To forecast these events for you. —Marty Moore— This page is sponsored by: MARSHALL’S TIN SHOP—Cuba MIDWAY GROCERY AND LUNCH-Midway

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So They Say Twas night in Cuba and throughout the town The people slept peacefully And out on the campus of C.H.S. Three shadowy figures | saw. These three forms suggest an old story I’ve heard Of fates that the future foretells. As | drew close | heard one of them say In a voice low, but clear as a bell; “From yonder brick building shall graduate soon A very remarkable class, Each member is destined to famous become.” I’Il relate what | saw come to pass. Folks, it brings me near to tears To look ahead through all these years And write it down in a public book That VIRGIL LEE BURROWS is a famous cook. And MARTHA TURALL, | declare, ls a bubble dancer at the county fair. ROBERT STRODE is a great benefactor He made improvements on the soda cracker. KEN MARVEL has grown greater; He’s made a new rat-exterminator. While CAROL JEAN SOSEY, a prima donna of note, Lost her voice when she drowned in a moat. ELDON MILLER, rather short and stout, Labors in the shops as a roustabout. And CHARLENE RENEAU, as his wife, Certainly leads him a hen-pecked life. BEVERLY MORGAN, the world’s record has set, Knocking golf balls through a tennis net. DANNY WILD a famous attorney at law Permits his wife toput garlic in his slaw. JERRY VON ACH is a chauffeur with a foreign car, While MARILYN FORD is a swimming star. LARRY and JIM WILSON, cousins, ’tis said, Are detectives out looking for bugs in a bed. And KAREN HACKETT, well | declare, She’s the director of the Illinois Fair. Cartoonists of world renown Are GENE ROBERTS and RILEY WILLIAMS; They say that their clever drawing and such Are actually rolling up millions. Oh, yes! | must tell you before | forget That ESTHER MUNSON is nursing in Bartonville yet. HOMER THOMSON, it seems ls now quite busy coaching basketball teams. JANE WALSH is a winsome widow of wealth And of servants she has at least nine, With RAYFORD DARST her butler and DICK STRODE, her cook, They certainly do get along fine. RONNIE HENDERSON, a shoestring salesman, is still going strong, And if you want short ones, you’re sure to get long. While DON CLAYBERG, is in great demand As the wealthy “Drum Major of St. David’s Band.” JANET CLEER and NANCY KERR, it appears, Have been selling mouse traps through all these long years. A clever fortune-teller one girl now is With earrings and handkerchief red Her name’s KAY WALTERS, she character reads By feeling the bumps on one’s head While poor KEN RUNYAN, When last | saw him, he was peeling an onion. This page is sponsored by: DOCTOR V.S. SMITH, 0.D.—Lewistown PUTT CREEK COAL COMPANY -—Cuba

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JUNIOFS LARRY WINDSOR, president RUTH MURPHY, vice president EUGENE WEAVER, secretary - treasurer EDDIE AMSLER KEITH ARCHDALE KENNETH ASHBY ELDON AULT DIXIE BECKLEHYMER MAXINE BEEBE LEWIS BEHYMER MARCIA BEVARD NANCY BLAKELY This page is sponsored by: McLUCKIES FIRESTONE, Canton