Cuba High School - Cardinal Yearbook (Cuba, IL)

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Uhr Rrflvrtur - g U f gsfiw 01. ill. B- 5' 1933 feta N51 ' - F lst Gilman will VVe, the Senior Class of 1928 of Cuba Community High School, City. ot Cuba, County of Fulton, St.ate of Illinois, of the Unitled States of America, do this year and day of our Lord, one thousand, nine: hundred and twenty- eight, being of sound mind, greatfully bestow upon our noble followers in high school, the treasurleis which we have accumulated and cherished throughout our high school experience. VVe hereby solemnly declare this to be our last will and testament. VVe give thiefse treasures from the depth of our hearts and sincerely hope that you will safeguard them throughfout your school life, and hand them down to those, who are to take your places, as they have blezen handed down to us, unstained and unmarred by the many pitfalls which it is so easy to fall into as you glide' through your school life. VVe wish to express our sincere thanks to the members of the faculty, for their untiring efforts in trying to teach us. VVe also hope that their minds are set at ease, now that they know '.'Bob Donaldson will not be chewing gum in class and Glasco Branson will not be trying to think up some argument to detract the attention from the subject of discussion. NVe wish to thank Miss Stevfens for her faithful work upon The Re- flector, and all those who have been instrumental in helping us to secure material for its numerous pages. Margaret Campbell gives to Fern McConkey the t.ask of keeping Dud- ley Andlerson, and other Freshmen boys, out of mischief. Glasco Branson and Septimus Kipling leave their ability to properly handle an argument to VVarren Thompson. Mahlon Mowery leaves to the boys of the junior Cl.ass his popularity with thle' girls. Teddy Black wishes tlhat his ability t-o be sensible, be distributed be- tween, Fat, Nimmo and Ronald Branson. He thinks this will raise the morale of thief school. To Velma Siipe, Erma Herbert leaves the ability to have a slender figure. Paul Bunch leaves to thfe! first applicant his gift of public speakino and gab. 6 joe Smith leaves to Rollo Buffum some of his enormous height. Rebecca Brown leaves to the first applicant her book on, How To B.e Popular, in Ten Lessons. joe Blakely leaves to Martin and Marion Herbert, his nlew method of growing a beard. Noble VVelc!h leaves his record of the manv expferriments which he has f success ully carried on in Physics Labratory, to Bob Landis, and it is hoped, by 1na11y, that he may some day through his experimlefnts uncover some dark mystery wluch will even surpass Barney Google's Horse Feathers.

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Uhr Rrflrrtnr rvfsfwy X ...,- ...... CE. QT. FH. Sn 1525 THE CUBA JOURNAL Published weekly in the interest of citizens of Cuba and community. Subscriptions 10c per year. Forest Evans, Editor. Editorial Recently while talking to several members of the famed Class of 1928. several voiced their inability to lo- cate a number of their former class- mates. Upon returning to my of- fice, 1 found a letter on the desk from Sep Kipling of Chicago. who is running for mayor of that city. Immediately. I was struck with an idea. Why not devote an issue of the Jnux-nal locating' members of the Class of '28 and tolling their various occupations. This issue is the ru- sult. Some of the information with- in is taken from foreign newspa- pers, while some was gained upon inquiry. Radlo Programs WXX Cuba. 7:30 Safurday. How to preserve that peach complexion. A one hour lecture by Miss M1 xgarct Lyons on canning fruits and vu- 1- tables. With illustrations over the viso-radio. WOX. Chicago. 8:30 Saturday. An entertaining talk on the relation of health to success. Miss Ma1'g'a1'et Campbell of Heinz 57 Varieties Co. will tell you how Heinz products wil! improve your health and enable you to stand the strain of the modern world. WEE, Canton. 9:30 Saturday. One hour program of entertaining numbers by the Alabama Toe Ticli- lers, featuring Tom Bishop and his talking: banjo. Program By Cuba Chrome Quartet Last Tuesday evening, the music lovers of.Cuba had the rare privi- lege of hearing! the famed Cuba Chronic Quartet in a progxram con- sis'imr of an interestimr variety of popu'n1' and classic airs. The quar- tet. although having' originated in Cuba, has been on a tour through Iceland. and has not appeared on the home stage for over two years. In their sojourn abroad, the quartet has made an enviable name for itself and received much Draisv. havinp appeared in several courts of Europe. The IJl'0,'Z'l'8.m which met with much approval and demonstration from the audiencelwas as follows: The Little Brown Jug on the Shelf ......... . .......... Quartet My Wild Irish Woman ...... Blakely Where Is My Wandering Boy Tonight ...... I .I ...... Paul Bunch a. b. rs. Mother Goose Sonsrs. . . . . .Quartet a. b. I've Called Them All Sweet- heart ........ . ...... Wilbur Lew: Sizh No More My Lady .... ................P1-emo Chiotti Gone But Not Forgotten. .Quartet c. d. 1 1 i 1 1 i I 1 I I 5 a i Q ! 1 I i i 1 I I I ! Society News The Ladies' Aid Society me? Tuesday afternoon at the home of Mrs. Joseph Clayberg to finish the quilt, on which the ladies have been working for the last year. The aft- ernoon was Dleasurably spent in dis- cussion of the younger generation. Refreshments of dill pickles and green tea were served, which drew considerable comment as to the or- iginality of the hostess. Mrs. Clay,- berg is remembered as Miss Mary Townslay of thc famous class of '28. Miss Harriet Campbell, Superin- tendent of the Peoria Hospital is home on a vacation visiting: her par- ents. 1Miss Campbell plans to visit relatives and friends before leaving for Chicago where she will study tha success of the feeding system em- ployed thcrej. Miss Campbeil hm. been with the Peoria Hospital fox eight, years, rising in that time from nurse to superintendent. Hex- many friends are sxlad to hear of her suc- cess. Miss Mattie Evans of the County Home Bureau will address the Lad- ies' Aid Society next, Tuesday after- noon on the improved methods of canninn. manicurimr and stove Dol- ishimx. Everyone is urged to turn out and hear the message iwhieh by rumors from neiprhborinfx townn where Miss Evans has lectured, should be an interesting' onej. Miss Rebecca Brown arrived homo Monday from a two years' trip abroad where she has been studyins European architecture preparatory to planning the new grounds for thc state capitol. 4VVork on the ground will begin June 25 with Miss Brown in charmeb. Superintendent Arthur Murphy 0. Chicago schools is home visiting re!- atives for a few days before he will return to Chicago to supervise the erection of the new school buildim-E. Supt. Murphy has made an exten- sive study of modern schools and the new building promises to be a lTl11l'lx in school building. Peanuts. Popcorn and Lollynops. 1 .IOIE'S STAND Corner lst, and Main Joe Smith Coming Soon at Garden Welch's Variety Store , Flat Tires Gig-gags Q Old Golds Peanut Butter I Fur-lined Collar Canaries ' Buttons Castor Oil Folding Toothpicl's Old Fords w Antique Chinaware Buggies ll Dog Collars Men's Soxs Dill Pickles Flowers NOBLE WELCH, Proprietor. DRESSMAKING Gowns. Bibs, Dresses and Coats. All work guaranteed to give zrfit. Mildred Welch and Louise Heller. ix, 1 . I 1 VOTE FOR SEP KIPLIN G FOR MAYOR CHICAGO Ye Lovelorn Column Address all letters to Miss Erma Herbert care of Cuba Journal. Dear Miss Herbert: My husband does not allow me to vote. He insists that women cannot pick candidates and have no idea of the seriousness of voting: Could you advise me as to a. plan to change his mind? Yours very truly, Mrs. Verlena VVinship Smith. Answer: Your husband is uncon- ditionally correct in his views. Merely take a census of the hus- bands some women choose. Dear Miss I'Ierbel't: I am desperately in love with a man who has courted me over ten years. In all this time he has pm- posed but once. about eight, years ago. I told him no then. although I didn't mean it, and he hasn't asked me since. What can I do to make him propose? Alice Bishop. Answer: I am very much sur- prised at you for forgetting that this is leap year. If I had been in your place I should nut have let last year pass by. Such opportuni- ties do not come always. THE GIRL WITHOUT A MAN Stal-rinfe: Faye Gilmore The Greatest, Picture in Years. Miss Gray Receives Doolittle Award Bugrville, New York, May 20.- Miss Sybil Gray. teacher of Zoolosry at the University of Bugville, was awarded the Doolittle Prize at the annual banquet of the Associated Boilermakers, in New York last night. The presentation was made by Senator Jones of New York who commended Miss Gray on her until'- ing efforts in the field of science. The award was made because of xmpox-tant discoveries in the world inf zoology concerning fthe Lumbri- N cus F9l'l'ESf,1'iS or lthe common earth worm. Miss Gray who has success- fully raised fishworms for the last ten years declares that after years of study she has found that fish- worms do not sim: as is commonly thought but produce a so-called rasp- imz' noise by rubbing certain bristles of their body against ihe small Deb- bles near the door of the burrows. Qualified persons admit that Miss Gray knows her fishworms, having: published a number of books on the relation of Hshworms to man.

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cap Evflrrtnr . I I, QT..Gl.1PI.9. was K - W 4 Forest Evans regrets that :he can not bequest upon Berkley Moore, the art of having curly hair, but is willing to show foe Buck, if he is interested. Alice Bishop will present to the first caller, one stick of fully exercised chewing gum, if the applicant will promise 'to pass it ion down to the under- graduates. Silbyl Gray leaves to VVilmanelle Campbell the task of taking care of Neal Mason and other Junior boys. Wilbiir Legg leaves to Fat Herbert his melodious voice. Who knows but what he may some day develop it to a point that will rival the voice of the late Caruso. Arthur Murphy leavres to Robert VVilliams his power over women. Thomas Bishop leaves to Tom Chiotti, three free lessons on how to grow a mustache. Premo Chiotti leaves to Mable Noe the- ability to get to school on time every morning. Mary Townslay, whose thoughts have been rural lately, leaves to Vir- ginia Belle, the ability to keep a steady fellow. Margaret Lyons leaves to the first Junior applicant, the privilege of walking with leather heels, in the assembly. Bob Donaldson leaves to the Freshmen Class this ability to ent-ezrtain the assembly. After long deliberation Mildred VVelch and Harriet Campbell have been persuaded to give' up their share of Day Bros. clerks. Verlena VVinship bequeathes to Gwendolyn Carpenter her fair blushes. Matilda Beam leaves to Mildred VVarfield a few of her numerous dates. Louise Heller leaves to Evelyn Carpenter her boisterous ways. She thinks the Freshman Class needs to be pepped up. Fay Gilmore and Mattie Evans leave their bashful ways and ability to get along with men, to Fern Taylor. VVe have tried to persuad1eyArabelle Millard to give up a lock of her red hair to the Freshman Class of next Semester, but she refuses, to the Fresh- man 'Class of next school term will have to consist of -blonds, and brunettes. Clinton Smith leaves his desk, which is in tihe front of the assembly, with all its souvenirs and variety of used gum, to the first Freshm.an applicant of next semester. Witiiesses: Signiefd: Charles Kerby, The Senior Class of '28. Charles Day, Clinton C. Smith Dr. Welch.