Crystal High School - Crystalite Yearbook (Crystal, MI)

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pupkcq Looking intolthe future of our fellow classmates, we, the three prophets find adventure, love, crime, and ambitions, Although there is happiness, and sorrow, we who follow today, will be leaders tomorrow, Read what is in store for you in the future, .Marlene jigigp, famous accordian player has recentlytaken the place of Franky Yankovich and is now playing saturday nights at thy Gables The professors of 'How to Handle Girls University' Lglglgline arerestingin Crystal Falls, after having a Miss ,Ina he ,lghnsgn world's famous opera star has with Rllgg Lgmingp, secretary to the Gold Apple Plated Miss Qggimgg, S1551 has inheritedl the clock factory has appointed Mggthg Egylggg as clock watcher At a recent basketball banquet, American All-Star, namely, .BQ.bsr.t.2.1.!aII9, and mental collapse returned to Crystal Fal.ls for a short visit Company west of Crystal Falls from Mr Jacobs and 'Big Finn' Maki, was presented with trophy for being the most outstanding play r of the year Back to Hollywood after a trip to Africa Batty Mgnimmgi is resuming her romance with Dean Roberts Uhat'? is this Dean in prison? We always thought he was a good boy And now we get it, he was singing in the bath tub, disturbing too many neighbors The two Yarrens airbags and Elgar, have taken fancy roller skating and are now practicing for the Second Uorld's Championship Barbara keeps Elmer well informed about the many curves she can take Do I smell Perfume? Yes, Margie, Bguggkhas set up her own business on Superior Avenue, called the Love Scent Tabu Shop' whilejgwzgngg hgtgg, the great Lake Mary fisherman pays her daily visits Marlene, 511131 Crystal's own Senator has broken all records on which she was standing during the recent congressional filibuster The new owner of Martinson's Bowling Alleys, Eignklm nB'l.lIlZ0 Delprs, plans to redecorate and open July 15, under the name of the Abadaba Bouncing Bowlers Carl Ggmnsgn, has been appointed his lucky pin setter Bgddy Hggt, will soon operate the West bus line service which will run south or highway U Mrs Tom Bownn, the former Bgthliglegghas left to join her husband who is stationed in Alaska Flying Qguglillilliagg of Crystal Falls, has broken the world's record by jumping 302 feet with one ski at Lake Placid Qggajjing, Shgmgg only womn investigator in Crystal Falls has fined H11fggdEgkQlg, 850 OO for driving over 85 mi-193 an hour and killing a harmless lady bug near the cemetary MQ111 Yingggi is teaching Latin :Ln Iron River Poor Caesar and Cicero, if they only knew what was happening to them Admiral hyi Sabg, has appointed Tim Sjggy, connnnder of the Waves at Camp Lovumall, Utopia, U S Miss Mu has returned to Crystal Falls tom a business college atdiilwaukee he will relieve Miss Jacobs of her present comercial duties next fall Marlene, Eipgghas left for Chicago where she is to be e. guest at the home of the Pollmteers, the Simbob twins B.'Lqhar,i Gump, famous xmgician is currently appearing at the City Hall Selling tickets at the Delft, seems to be Eyslyn. Smlthsnnjs enjoyable occupation, but her main Man, Stshic, took off yesterday in her own helicopter to Chicago, to look for her run-away husband S1u talented organist is billed at the Radio City Music Hall this week hnma famous test pilot, recently flew to California where he is to hear Sui Leonard singing I Love You Truly at the Stork Club Al1DLN.QE.k8.11d Yial.a,Shs.'Ltm,w, have started their own standing library in Crystal Falls R34 khigggclaims Crystal Falls is not a safe place to live in so she is moving to Amasa, so Sheriff Dave Sandri can protect her llsna!.Ere:t.mhas left for the ngmlusivsw Modeling School in Detroit she is said to be a very attractive model Dazghgg, gagsur from Boston, Massachusetts, has stuck up Mr Mendelson with a water pistol and escaped with a ladies mink coat Gamls,ROUll has recently signed a life contract with the Wright Ditson Company to demonstrate tennis techniques for beginners Billligdgwho has recently taken Mr Belle's place as photographer has left for Paris where he will spend a vacation Bgtgglggghglgiwho is a reg1stered nurse at the Crystal Falls Hospital is experimenting with e deadly drug called heart cure' and her first patient happens to be Robert Challancin Secretary of the Road Comnission, Alice, Kgglgghas sent word to the road engin ers to construct an eve lastmg highway to Channing 2gu,LSghmLd,t,and Eghgglmmsmrihave established several side shows in death vglley Late t reports shag what the business is booming Experienced Drivers Training teacher, eyes closed and with one hand on the wheel art, sre.Emi.1 1d9RishiLHnd.AlIi.ILKs1.'LiD Viola MakLhas finally settled dom collecting tips from unsuspecting foreigners Lllgmllldrsinr. is teaching students to drive with their Among those whom he has alreaeb' instructed in this fine waitress in the Northland Cafe She specializes in Bsn.EstA:snn.and Hnnni.s.DoIs, eminent bachelors of Crystal Falls are heading a series of conferences in Iron River dealing with the responsibilities of modern women ! 0 a D ' ' A .s.2. 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