Crystal High School - Crystalite Yearbook (Crystal, MI)

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NBDCY and Vlr inia the Kewl 1 t nr Nan House J Fame Foadsey s s ers, are now C5101 Tamminen, desirous of making this world n has decided to rid us of all the men that she I should think' The ob Did you ever have a wearisome, tiresome,n1yht running a restaurant a sarer place tallve can Rather a dirty when you couldn't get any sleep, when you tossed and turned and every bone would creek? I you'd like a peaceful evening and want to wake up feeling iust righs get Gloria Chervo's sleeping pills a pleasant dream guaranteed with every pIII Que to her inability to Xall asleep in school, Gloria has now found a remedy for her sleepless days Slick Dick Vic from Creamery Creek has reached great renown singing in the hal-1? of Sing Sing Before his present position, Cooco sang in the Senior Class play under the assumed name of Soncho Berry Janet lmvison is now writing sentimental poetry for the Paint River symphony whIcE Is heard daily on the Midnign:Rendezvous Station W H Y That's what we wonder, SHY9 Philli 's proger pot ito lp s proger set it' You'll agree its txe best beer in town Not l,not 2, not 3 but 33 fine brews blended into just one You know what a hit Jussie Hernunson made on UUE basketball court 1 C H Now Jussi Is doing as good work in the professional, traveling Indian team called the Neboid Indi ns When you see him he may salute you with a 'Howo' So don't let on you know, and justreturn Ugh' Ted Jarvis is now selling peanuts ln Coney Island and the elephants just Tie them Faye Kullar, risks her life every day now She is the objects! knives, knlves, real knives, thrown by Don Johnson, the champion knife thrower for the past week Trusting, lsn't 9ne?' Cld McNeil has u station thyl Is the best Go to him Und get his gas It's alsays full ox zest It Hill get you here, and get you there, and get you darn hear anvwnere Old McNeil has a station Pet gassed up today David leonard, the lamous nuviclan, is currently showing at the Ejay lheater latch him when he pulls a beautiful life sized mermaid JL o a fish bowl lhe mermaid is none other than shi ley est' hat is this we see Connie losparo is now rocking thecradle in stead of robbing it re you young and in your prime Can you GO it any time Or are you down and out of pep ' grunt and grown with every step If you want to be yount and gay be in the lead with xork and play 'ake helto's Vitimin pills today Kenneth Jkxnochie Mena ace, long lost printer, was just found to- day ln the .xwll city of flystal Falls ln bpper michigan er Henapace wus the editor Ol' the C715-C0f'0 Dllily F-110W He h,s resigned his position and returned 'lhe Diamond on the local hlash Iron County Da ra the Pau ne were in 'L7 e to his former hone where he purchased the only city paper, Drill In h s school 'd.ze okluoclie worked as a printer paper It has just been announc d that .ard Sllva will run for 'herlfl on the lronlbition lcket His oypo ition is Pauline first woman sheriff 'n the history of eicnlgan. Tara a 3 classmates in the Crystal falls High School and graduated race is expected to he close Now ve bring to you Leonora's advice to the hovelorn, syohsored by the Nylund Nattress company, marers of the finest bee ayparel ln the , country. The mattresses are made oi the finest quality oi wool,the nest 3 springs, and good workmanshij Q , ' Here I find a letter from e young vomen, Miss Mildred Lehti she ' writes, Dear Miss La Chapelle: I have always worried e5out finding a young man that would Iit my ideal and finally, after years of 868100188 have round him he is an eligitle millionaire, tall, dark and handsome Should I accept his proposal? Sincerely answer' Are you klod1ng??!l C5Q621fSfiQfL,0 6 CLASS rnornecv 4166 sfQW4'I3CB H as GD 1 . 1 ' . J . . ' l -11 Q9 . I - A Q if V - ' .eff 6 3 ' ' 32, 'gqf A --- Y Z 1 ' . . . ZQQE Q , U' Q' . 0 9 E n . F. . S. ' I' N ' L 'W' 1 , 9 QP' I -Q82 - ,. . . IQ. 1 , M o ' I 1 T . . X i s I n . Th . fm ' v I KN ' if G . 2 . 2 3 2 6,,aQ76Q LCQQU Q gy 2123 J 56955525 J Q6 gsagz

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1 GQQZSVCD 6 cuss rnorl-lscv 5899 6 WQESWHQQD another letter is from Victor hlbiero Dear Liss La Chapelle Please send any information you may have about a girl to fit this de- scription young, blonde, beautiful, rich, intelligent, nlcepereonahty and can cook like mother Thank you hear Victor orry I have no information available, but il you 11nd he1, let me know if sw has e brother Good Luck, Leo Richard hobichaud is now employed as door Keeper at the Black Cat Resort sltuated on the shores of Hall Noon lane In his slare time Richard runs his Model A Garage dis motto If they runI'1l wreck 'Sm ,ll o you know vhat great friends Julie ann Yusmitch and Pat Ro bar e were in High School Well, their frfendshfp Has grown stronger e years have gone by, and they are now running a Man hater's home A woman has a right to change her mind you know' helpful Hints for Housewives Due to the sudden illness ofBetty Crocker, this column will now be edited by Walter Tuchowski, one of the world's greatest authorities on economics in the home His suggestion for today on how to keep a cake from falling in the center isto use one of the new streamlined cake pans in which the middle is raised These new pans are on sale in any department store Mr and Mrs R Roblchaud received news today thdztheir son, Red , Francis, will return home after his long stay at the Pentoga Nut House TE Eeeper of this very exquisite sanitorium, Dorothy Johnson, said his condition has improved, and she feels that he w no Ionger need a doctor's care Dorothy, after much careful observation and scientific research has found the cause of his illness The facts have been kept secret, but there is reason to believe he lost his mind when he fired a pass to Larson on the basketball court in 'L7 You see Larson missedit in 'Life Can Ee Terrible,W has signed a four year contract with Warner Brothers Studio Miss Perry will begin work on her next picture WToo Many Corpses Spoll the Morgue' next week Arlene Soderber has just returned from a two months business trip in Paris where s e aught the latest american designs to leading Paris fashion experts Paul Larson, former track star of Crystal Falls, has just distln guished Himself in the 1957 Olympics He was the first to run the lf2 mile in l lf2 minutes Jo ce Robichaud, who started off on a brilliant career as X ray technlcien for the Crystal Lercy HospitaL has novglven up her prominent position to take the minor role of a housewife Joyce was voted the most likely to succeed, and I bet she will Joyce Robichaud Leonora La Chapelle Ethelene Anderson Victor Cocco Victor Albiero .,..1'v-, THER E VHE7 G O ll gonna HAHA -11 f ' lx, X.: 7 'n w as 'sarees WQQM oeeasw ne w ' I I II' l I I , t 5 1 I: 1 , .X 5 as 2 1 i E Zz! ,', lux. ,,. 6 . . 43 s . . '-' - ' V ' Q an ' , I n .E E . Q E .I ' . o on ' - . H ' ' ' . 29 , 1 X K ..- y . I --N r -- --' Q as-fn ' - . U - V - . ' 6 'QI - e fe. . . . I! Y! 42 B - Q Q3 . D ' . Q Hg . ,zi51 Carol Perr , academy award winner of 1960 for her great penbrmance E1 -,,!, v as . sl U Q - so so ' . ' ' 2 ? v ' 0 - ' Q iof ' V ' id '72, 6 S? Q 0 i! G :GE is ' , iqgit 'Q ' - Q K5 an N! x yu ix gp N I g . 'u if 5 ,Qi 5 p p p p Q,- Q s d so ' 'Q' 43 D 0 o Q. .