Crystal High School - Crystalite Yearbook (Crystal, MI)

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QQCJQLPG C QQ QQCDQCLGU GD inf- Q W' ff sow We, the five mystics, have wandered into the luture lives O1 LH6 class of l9L7 and found that they have ell been successlul that is in their own wry we doxun pretend tha trese are tleir 'soul' professions but they Five you a glimpse ol what C F h has done 1o1 them ome have married, some haven't, some remained in oul fair city, other have traveled to the ter corners ol the earth and some well ue can't quite figure them out so now that we've apologized, let's take a look into the future Lois dendrickson h started a new schoolmfmusic she teache her students how fo pIay the piano by ear It works fine, but the students cen't stand on tneir heads too l ng et a t me he hear MaBelle lnox has become quite e successful women lawye r when the press questioned her as to ner success sne replied, I owe it The well known novelist, Christlne needy, nes Just finished her new book NLi1e in Crystal nigh' one gives a free dictlonery with each copy Delores Petersaxhas founded Lorry's'School of Danc'ng for Desperate Densels Very successful too Did you hear who tne new ensetion is at the Met , this easono None other than our own herb ra Moffatt First show starts rom tl at 8 30 Changed hasn't she? Even though she Is one of the most dignified in the class, lar orie bkovera, like ell oi us, has her 'fliphty' moments, so she i now an air H fees nn Neiressn you know Vum I, yum I, vum I, yirmdny, leanuts' gum, is g od, by jimminy sugar coated, cracks just perfectly net benda's gum, costs lust a penny Another of our Iormer classmates has Becone a great credit to our school she is the famous beautician eno 18 responsible tor saving many a young g1rl'sprice, and dolng much lor the men's moral who? Lorraine Pivatto, of course Catherine Stac is at presentin e sanitorium, recuperating from the disease, Senlorltus, contracted September l9L6 Guess who's slinging hash to the employees of Skerbeck's Carnival now Netch, its Marion Rondon In turn, she gets a free ride on the ferris wheel every day Beverl Valine has just retured from her position as president of the Dite sureeuh She has always filled other's date books, now she wants to fill her own Are your children always in your hair Here, there, and everywhere Running in and out of the house Hanging on to mommies' blouseq Do vou want a little rest and peace? Put your children on the leash Send them to Poogie's nursery and free from worr es you will be - 50 169 1921 A 2 Cl ? 5? Z7 C6 5 7 fi Q 43 K 5 QP Y? EG K il Q7 Y In the last ten years, due to high school difficulties, Doroth Anderson, the blushing strawberry blonde of the l9u7 graduating cIass, Ha just helped the cosmetic lndustry by perfecting a powder that will hide all blushes She used Mildred Anderson as her human guinea pig If anyone else hes blushing trouble just purchase one box or Dorothy Anderson's anti blush powder Take heed, Theresa' sthelene Anderson is now a waitress at the Aragon night club, but to make Her more spectacular, she juggles plates for an ect and gathers crowds Yes, crowds of broken dishes daily The Timber King, Je WEthelbo1t' Bates has just announced that he has bought all the rema n ng stock of the U P Lumber Company He be came interested in the business when his wife, the former Ann Dcnmidt, told gi? or the acute toothpick shortage r tz Bender, om of the handsome boys of the class after spending years chermlng women is now a Hindu snake chermer and elmostas success ful es before Some women are snakes anyway : E gl .Fon 'II Slla. ani. .E , ' !' rn C 115 f 3 I ' I ,I . L gt' I? 0 ' In f QQ 9 -,E ' Q 1, f ' 1- -N mn: s C -. . ,- e - ' ff , ff c, M ' P 0 .Q K A , I A ' gif. 43 0 ' d' t , e xr GE? -- as - . s ' . . GE? L7 xy o , i '. eo . . --- g g M V Q iiy. aD.to the practice I hed in Lr. degglunds rggm,vlnank you hr. hagglund . an 6 W, Q s . . Q I, Q , Q M , 4 :Ili ' x y. It 1 . U I Qi' G , 1, ,S 3 VY o . . U U ., ,gp -il 3:25 ef S - 64' - . I do -, 5 . A . d :g:X rf . . - D 3 - 9 Q t'z . . ...Z xii? - Q 1' E 1, 5 f - :

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NBDCY and Vlr inia the Kewl 1 t nr Nan House J Fame Foadsey s s ers, are now C5101 Tamminen, desirous of making this world n has decided to rid us of all the men that she I should think' The ob Did you ever have a wearisome, tiresome,n1yht running a restaurant a sarer place tallve can Rather a dirty when you couldn't get any sleep, when you tossed and turned and every bone would creek? I you'd like a peaceful evening and want to wake up feeling iust righs get Gloria Chervo's sleeping pills a pleasant dream guaranteed with every pIII Que to her inability to Xall asleep in school, Gloria has now found a remedy for her sleepless days Slick Dick Vic from Creamery Creek has reached great renown singing in the hal-1? of Sing Sing Before his present position, Cooco sang in the Senior Class play under the assumed name of Soncho Berry Janet lmvison is now writing sentimental poetry for the Paint River symphony whIcE Is heard daily on the Midnign:Rendezvous Station W H Y That's what we wonder, SHY9 Philli 's proger pot ito lp s proger set it' You'll agree its txe best beer in town Not l,not 2, not 3 but 33 fine brews blended into just one You know what a hit Jussie Hernunson made on UUE basketball court 1 C H Now Jussi Is doing as good work in the professional, traveling Indian team called the Neboid Indi ns When you see him he may salute you with a 'Howo' So don't let on you know, and justreturn Ugh' Ted Jarvis is now selling peanuts ln Coney Island and the elephants just Tie them Faye Kullar, risks her life every day now She is the objects! knives, knlves, real knives, thrown by Don Johnson, the champion knife thrower for the past week Trusting, lsn't 9ne?' Cld McNeil has u station thyl Is the best Go to him Und get his gas It's alsays full ox zest It Hill get you here, and get you there, and get you darn hear anvwnere Old McNeil has a station Pet gassed up today David leonard, the lamous nuviclan, is currently showing at the Ejay lheater latch him when he pulls a beautiful life sized mermaid JL o a fish bowl lhe mermaid is none other than shi ley est' hat is this we see Connie losparo is now rocking thecradle in stead of robbing it re you young and in your prime Can you GO it any time Or are you down and out of pep ' grunt and grown with every step If you want to be yount and gay be in the lead with xork and play 'ake helto's Vitimin pills today Kenneth Jkxnochie Mena ace, long lost printer, was just found to- day ln the .xwll city of flystal Falls ln bpper michigan er Henapace wus the editor Ol' the C715-C0f'0 Dllily F-110W He h,s resigned his position and returned 'lhe Diamond on the local hlash Iron County Da ra the Pau ne were in 'L7 e to his former hone where he purchased the only city paper, Drill In h s school 'd.ze okluoclie worked as a printer paper It has just been announc d that .ard Sllva will run for 'herlfl on the lronlbition lcket His oypo ition is Pauline first woman sheriff 'n the history of eicnlgan. Tara a 3 classmates in the Crystal falls High School and graduated race is expected to he close Now ve bring to you Leonora's advice to the hovelorn, syohsored by the Nylund Nattress company, marers of the finest bee ayparel ln the , country. The mattresses are made oi the finest quality oi wool,the nest 3 springs, and good workmanshij Q , ' Here I find a letter from e young vomen, Miss Mildred Lehti she ' writes, Dear Miss La Chapelle: I have always worried e5out finding a young man that would Iit my ideal and finally, after years of 868100188 have round him he is an eligitle millionaire, tall, dark and handsome Should I accept his proposal? Sincerely answer' Are you klod1ng??!l C5Q621fSfiQfL,0 6 CLASS rnornecv 4166 sfQW4'I3CB H as GD 1 . 1 ' . J . . ' l -11 Q9 . I - A Q if V - ' .eff 6 3 ' ' 32, 'gqf A --- Y Z 1 ' . . . ZQQE Q , U' Q' . 0 9 E n . F. . S. ' I' N ' L 'W' 1 , 9 QP' I -Q82 - ,. . . IQ. 1 , M o ' I 1 T . . X i s I n . Th . fm ' v I KN ' if G . 2 . 2 3 2 6,,aQ76Q LCQQU Q gy 2123 J 56955525 J Q6 gsagz