Crown Point High School - Excalibur Yearbook (Crown Point, IN)

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CROWN POINT INKLINGS i Claude A. Bielefeld j INSURANCE WE AIM TO PLEASE! ! • Davis Barber Shop ; Moran Bros. LeRoy, Ind. j E. T. Brown ! JEWELER “The Treasureland Store’’ J GIFTS FOR THE GRADUATE j DIAMONDS JEWELRY WATCHES i ! Upstairs at Fl stoffice for friend- Schlemmer i | ly, courteous and inexpensive | barber services for the whole Bros. ; I family DRY GOODS W. L. Thompson and (WHITIE) CLOTHING LET ME ,BE YOUR BARBER 1 SPRINGTIME | We have a full line of i { FIELD, GARDEN, FLOWER ♦ SEEDS, ONION SETS, ETC. I Seberger Seed Co. GUTTER DOWN SPOUT WORK FURNACE CLEANING AND REPAIR Leslie Ensweiler Phone 151-J WASHING TIRES GREASING ACCESSORIES j S eymour’s ervice tation DEEP ROCK PRODUCTS J S. W. Corner Square Phone 598 | CROWN POINT, IND. |

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CROWN POINT INKLINGS HUMOR We editors may dig and toil Till our fingertips are sore, But some poor fish is sure to say “I’ve heard that joke before.” Vernon Geisen way back when he was making love to Wilma Adan k: Vern: Peaches, your radish lips made me cherry everytime I date you. Plum the depths of my heart, you will find you are the apple of my eye. Come, lettuce make a pear. Wilma: You prune, get this thru your bean. I cantaloupe with a lemon. I don’t care a fig for your dates. Banana oil does not stop your onion breath. If you propose to me again, I’ll squash your cocoa- nut. Now beet it! Traffic Cop: Use your noodle, lady! Use your noodle! Janis Holley: My goodness! where is it? I’ve pushed and pulled everything in the car. Holley: Haven’t I met you before at the Ritz, New Years Eve? Bill Fifield: So that was where I was. Mart: Why are you so sad? Dick: I was just thinking that this is the last day we can be to¬ gether—until tomorrow. SASS-HIGH-ITY (Continued from Page 27) to Gary on April 21, for the Music Festival. There is a dance scheduled for April 22, with more to come. The Senior Class Play is May 12. And the juniors are hard at work rais¬ ing money for the Junior-Senior Banquet. On May 21st, the Baccalaureate services will be held in the Legion Building with Rev. Strecker of the Methodist Church officiating. Commencement is on Mav 26, also in the Legion Building. The speak¬ er for the evening is Sam Grath- well. A brief summary of his life fol¬ lows: Born in Tennessee. Here it is in big letters ELAINE TAYLOR requested her name in this column. Address on request. Mr. Atkins: What is the quickest way to make saw-dust? John Zukows: I don’t know. Mr. Atkins: Come, come, John, use your head. Frank Berg: May I have the laot dance with you? McLaughlin: You had it. Miss Sowash: You can’t sleep in my class. Dick Madson: If you would talk a bit softer, I could. John Louis: I’m trying to make up my mind about going to a wed¬ ding tomorrow. Doug Dickey: Who is getting married? John: I am. John Hill: I would like to buy a shirt. Girl clerk: Neck? John Hill: Yeah, but I got a class in a few minutes. Teacher: Joe, what is the differ¬ ence between electricity and lightn¬ ing? Joe: Ve dun’t hav to pay for lightnin’. Fatherless at seven. In Child Home for six years. Newsboy and bootblack at nine. Messenger boy in Cinciannati slums. Elevator boy and factory hand. Barrel painter. Bar room waiter. Re-entered school at 19. Started 6th grade at night school. Entered Berea College, Ky. at 21.. Entered Pacific University at 26. Graduate d from Leland-Stanford at 30. Won many Oratorical honors. Lectured in 43 states, 5 Canadian Provinces and in Alaska during past nine years. Averaged more than 200 lectures per year. To put it all in a nutshell, here is Dentist: I’m sorry but I’m out of gas. Wilma Adank in chair: Ye Gods! Do dentists pull that old stuff, too? Gin McLaughlin: I want my pic¬ ture to be small. Photographer: Then keep your mouth shut. Maid: It’s the piano tuner, mum. Esther: But I never sent for him. Maid: No. mum, but the lady next door did. Miss Sowash: Do you know what happened in 1776? Rube: 1776! Good gosh! I can’t even remember what happened last night. Mr. Pruitt: So you’re .late again. Handy: Yes, you see I got into a conversation with a fellow who stuttered. Mr. Pruitt: It’s too bad you didn’t meet a fellow with a seven-year itch. Handy: I did, but we scratched it out in thirty days. Ralph Jones: What! another new dress? How ever do you think I can find money to pay for it? Mrs. Jones: Darling, you know I’m not inquisitive. this year’s calendar: Sept. 26—Murdock. Oct. 8—Junior Dance Oct. 10—Blanche Noyer Oct. 21—Senior Dance Nov. 2—Frank Caveny Nov. 11—Booster Dance Nov. 15—Junior Play. Nov. 22—Russell Wright. Nov. 23—Soph. Dance Dec. 14—Operetta. Dec. 28—Pep Dance. Feb. 10—Freshman Dance Feb. 24—Booster Dance Jan. 6—McElroy Bros. Mar. 29—Houghman, Magician. April 1—Dramatic Festival in East Chicago. April 21—Music Festival in Gary. May 12—Senior Play. May 21—Baccalaureate. May 26—Commencement.

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CROWN POINT INKLINGS You can always be assured of High Class Entertainment at the PALACE THEATRE Crown Point, Indiana ! ! John C. Fisher ; | II f. .| LIFE, FIRE, CASUALTY j j i !; City Scheddell j and Wendt Bros. INCOME INSURANCE j Peoples State Bank Bldg. j J 1 Garage i ! 1 DRUGGISTS ! CROWN POINT Tel. 489 Res. 421 } ] i i COMPLIMENTS OF Orville E. Pressler and John Louis FIELD EXAMINERS OF THE STATE BOARD OF ACCOUNTS COMPLIMENTS OF KEISER’S New Restaurant and Lunch Sanitary Dairy PASTEURIZED MILK CREAM and BUTTER BUTTER MILK COTTAGE CHEESE LESTER M. EBERT, Agent CROWN POINT, INO. 402 N. Jackson St. o Business Tel. 18 I