Crown Point High School - Excalibur Yearbook (Crown Point, IN)

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26 CROWN POINT INKLINGS American Candy Store BUNTES WORLD FAMOUS CANDIES } Now Serving Sandwiches and Coffee GEO. W. MEYER Phone 354 THE S | HICKOCK BELTS | I Culinary Art Shop j and I PHOENIX HOSIERY | For | 1 make 1 [ FINE BAKERY GOODS f g Acceptable Graduation Gifts, g At 5 $ Quality Merchandise 5 | POPULAR PRICES j v at g f Corner of Clark and Court Sts. j 11 WESTERMAN’S I

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CROWN POINT INKLINGS 25 HUMOR Mrs. Kalen: “Hello, Central? I want to talk to my husband. ” “Number, please ? ” Mrs. Kalen: “Say, do you think I’m a bigamist?” Mrs. Yunker: “So you thought that rotten fish was breathing its last when you bought it? Couldn’t you tell by the bad odor?” Mr. Yunker: “I thought the fish had halitosis.” Mrs. Songer: “The couple next door seem to be very devoted—he kisses her every time they meet. Why don’t you do that?” Mr. Songer: “I don’t know her well enough yet.” “They say that Dale is very fas¬ tidious about his appearance.” “Yeah, they even say he sleeps standing up to keep his pajamas from getting baggy at the knees.” Passer-by: “Here’s a quarter, poor man, it must be tough to be crip¬ pled.” Beggar: “Yes, but people used to steal money out of my cup when I was blind.” First Old Maid: “Ssh! I hear burg¬ lars.” Second one “Quick the gun!” First one: “No! the new silk bath¬ robe.” Esther Harper: “Mother, that man sitting next to me in the train kissed me when we were in the tunnel.” Mrs. Harper: “Good heavens, why didn’t you tell me at once?” Esther “I didn’t know there were no more tunnels.” Loffene Ellis: “Bob always seeks to protect the morals of others.” Bertha K.: “What’s on your mind Lorene: “Whenever he spends the evening with me in the parlor he hangs his hat over the keyhole so no one will be tempted to look through it.” “Now,” said the hypnotist to the audience, “I shall make this boy forget everything.” “Hold on”, yelled Jimmy in the back row, “he owes me $10.00.” Handy: “You know I have the fastest car going.” Tuffy: “Yes, and the slowest coming back.” Viola H.: “I’m very sorry that I couldn’t see you when you called, but I was having my hair washed.” Warren Wegener: “Yes, and those laundries are so slow about return¬ ing things, too.” Eddie Kramer: “Napoleon said. ‘Never say can’t’.” Tony Horst. “I wonder if he ever tried to strike a match on a cake of soap.” Vernon H.: “Say, is your dog clever” ? Erwin P.: “Clever! I should say so. When I say, ‘Are you coming or aren’t you’? he comes or he doesn’t.” Meeker Claussen PLYMOUTH DODGE ROCKNE STUDEBAKER

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CROWN POINT INKLINGS 301 S. Main PHONE 7