Crown Point High School - Excalibur Yearbook (Crown Point, IN)

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CROWN POINT INKLINGS A GOOD PLACE TO GAS Huber’s Service Station North Main St. Goodyear Tires, Tubes Phone 452 COURTEOUS SERVICE Linton Son FUNERAL DIRECTORS Phone 39 or 477 Humor Policeman (to motorist who r ly collided): Don’t you know that you should always give half the road to a woman driver? Motorist: I always do, when I find out which half of the road she wants. Charlie B. A college man likes girl beautiful but dumb — beautiful enough to please him and dumb enough to like him. Helen G: Gee, he certainly has hair on his chest. Laura R: Oh, no, who? Helen G: Rin-tin-tin. Alvin B.: How can I make anti¬ freeze? Harold H: Hide her woolen pa¬ jamas. “Matinee Performance”! Women Without Men—an all talking pro¬ duction. ‘I guess this lets me out.” said the gent as he pushed open the door marked Exit. Some girls like men who are cave men and rough. But most of them like the man who has some¬ thing tender about him — legal tender. Wayne: Miss Violet Tosis is sure sensitive. Hershey: Yeh, she doesn’t speak to me since I passed her the other day and said, “Hallo, Tosis”. My heart goes out to thee” hummed the gambler as he passed the Ace of Hearts under the table to his pal. I call my bathtub Diamond, ‘cause it’s a setting for the ring. Marjorie — Oh Bill, have you spok- i to papa yet? Bill H.—No, dear, I’m limping because I slipped on a banana skin. License Clerk — If your brakes failed to work going down hill what would you do? Eleanor L.—Jump out and put a tone under the wheel. E. Buche Barber Shop Four Blocks East of Square Hair Cut 35c Shave 20c John Kiefer, Barber Meeker Claussen TIRES, TUBES, ACCESSORIES 24 Hour Service Firestone and General Tires and Tubes Sinclair Gas and Oil Scheddell and Wendt Bros. DRUGGISTS

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22 CROWN POINT INKLINGS Sassiety jVotes Remember way back when— The Pullen brothers entertained Virginia Simmons didn’t go to Harold Hershman liked Janet the students? the post office so frequently? Russel Gard was Harriet Bart- Elsie didn’t like Sherman? Doris Enterline drew pictures of lett’s “boy friend”? Emma wasn ' t interested in in¬ Harold Hodges thought a good dependent tourneys? Alice and Wayne first met each deal of Evelyn Reiser? Charles Hough was “head over Katherine Fisher liked the same fellow as her cousin, Alice ? The seniors were mere freshmen Virginia was the sheriff’s daugh- heels” about Eleanor? The Junior play of 1930 was a Helen Gilbey, Laura R., and Margaret Ross entered C. P. H. S.? ter? Bob Sherman wrote notes to Helen McCaslin attended Merrill¬ There were 80 people in the class Mabel Zeisness? ville High? of 1931? Ruth Letz didn’t make so many Margaret Heintz walked to school Some of the class took Biology visits to Chicago? with Joe Horn? under Mr. Stevens? Busie didn’t know Lucille — so Marjorie was president of the Marguerite Baxter was a member well? sophomore class ? of the class? Rose and Lucile entered high Harold Patz and Harold Reeder There were orientation classes? sch ool ? were mere youngsters ? We never heard the “musical Alvin didn’t own a jalope? Florence Selkow was in the op¬ Brittans”? Margaret Benjamin received notes eretta? Alice Fisher liked a “certain from a young fellow when she w- s Ruth Ewer was in Lowell? doctor’s son”? 13? The Luke boys wore short pants? Alice Burroughs went with John Eleanor Letz thought nothing of The Heisterberg cousins were the Wise? Ziggy? same size? Mildred Letz and Vernon Gieson Everet Linton was in the seventh David Weinberg didn’t have the were“that way” about each other? grade? “golf bug”? Miss Bollenbach didn’t know Mr. George Everett entertained the Viola Schultz wore half socks? McMillan? Frame sisters ? Orville Truelly wasn’t known as Don Lewsader was a member of Leona Neilson wrote letters to “Farmer”? the class of 1931? Valpo? Maxine wore Will’s class ring? The Laff Section Boss — How is it, Linton, you are Maxine: Have you heard the Tar- Orville T. — What are you burying never at work on time in the morn¬ zan song? in your back yard? ing and often leave too early in the Bob Sherman: Shoot it. Russell G.—Just planting some of evening ? Maxine: I ' m dancing with tears my seeds. Evy—Well, sir you told me not in my eyes. Orville — Huh, it looks more like to watch the clock, so I don’t pay one of my hens. any attention to it. Russell—Well, the seeds are in¬ New Bank Clerk: Miss Jones, do side. “Oh, I’m in such a perspiration!” you retire a loan? — cried the girl student. Stenog: No. I sleep with Aunt At least, unemployed apples should Miss Heintz,” rebuked the aus¬ Emma. have no worms working in them. tere teacher, “I hope I shall never — again hear such an expression. Kindly remember that horses sweat, men perspire, but young ladies “How could you be so deceitful as to tell her that she was pretty.” And then there was the young man who called on the school teach¬ er and had to stay an extra hour glow.” “I wasn’t deceitful, at all.” for being naughty. “You don’t mean to say you Waiter—Haven’t they given you a you think she is actually pretty?” Gin: What makes you eat your menu yet, sir? “Of course not. What I told her ice cream first and your soup last? Wilbur L.—Yes, but I finished was that she was as pretty as she Gingerale: My stomach’s upset so that an hour ago. could be.” I eat my food backwards.

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24 CROWN POINT INKLINGS H. WENDEL 1 Florist The Sandwich Shop : X Cut Flowers and Plants Y y Funeral Designs a Specialty y HOME COOKED FOOD | Phone 91 X Sandwiches of all kind X and I Fountain Service l ; Valet Cleaners X This is a Home-Owned Store. X Crown Point, Ind. Phone 344 EVERYBODY WELCOME V Peter s Cash Coal Co. Phone 410 COAL, COKE and WOOD ) C. D. ROOT The Lumberman