Crook County High School - Spurs Yearbook (Prineville, OR)

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C lass ?9upl'0Pl'lGClj Some ask the stars, some look into the crystal ball, while others resort to dreams. Us, we'll take the reliable Ouija board tpronounced Weegeel any old time to prophesize the future of the class of '49. Everyone concentrating? 0. K. Here we go. C-A-R-L-E-T-Ahhhh. CarIeton's Cut-Rate Pharmacy. Say! That strikes a familiar chord. Let's stroll in and investigate. There is our old classmate, druggist Carleton, filling a prescription of headache pills for Grover Caldwell, our psychiatric interior decorator. 1With a profession like that he probably needs them., We step outside again just in time to get a glimpse of the ambulance, driven by Dave Thompson, rushing down the street. We think this may prove interesting so we will follow it. It stops in front of the hospital and we discover the poor unfortunate victim is Paul Walk who was hit by a train. We hear him mumbling something that sounds something like, l been workin' on the raiIroad. Poor boy. Now that we're here let's visit that prominent physician, Dr. Carol Cardin. We are greeted at the door by our old friend, .lune Smith, who is now a nurse. June volunteers to escort us on a tour of the new hospital. On the first floor we see Nurse Enola Hohnstien, who is massaging Sandra Scott. Sandra had the misfor- tune of straining a ligament in her arm while learning to bowl. ln the distance we hear sweet music and are told that this is Nurse Margie Ballantyne and her new discovery. A pleasant method of putting patients to sleep. She sings them lullabys. The staff reports that a number of their patients are products of Beverly DeSelm's Driving School and Barber George Maupin's casualties. Now the Ouija seems to be taking us to a totally different scene. What's this? We see a huge crowd gathered around. Good heavens! lt's Hugh Quinn still trying to climb that flagpole upside down. Beside the flagpole, watching intently, we find that famous celebrity, actress Evelyn Larson. With her is her faithful husband, Rolly Miller, who now lives in luxury. Accompanying them is publicity agent, Pat Barry. We spy someone crawling towards us on hands and knees. Well, glory be! lt's Bettye Lee just back from her hitchhiking trip around the world. Supporting her is June Clements who is returning from a long stay in South Africa. Farther down the street there is a model agency. Wonderly's Wonderful Wonders run by Joe Wonderly. There is Joe now, surrounded by beautiful models, many of whom look familiar. We recognize Clara Adams. She is still yearning for the South. Ravishing Patsy Mink is another model and a single one too. Oh, yes. There is Bonnie Davis and she is her hair dressed by Joe's devoted wife, Gwen Chalfant. Another model, Sharon Walker, tells us she business man and has retired Jimmy Hein in sight. We shall drop in at the corner Bar and Grill to pick up the local gossip. This bar features GaIe's Pale Ale, having is still looking for a rich named after the outstanding professional pocket billiard player, Gale Billsborough. lt seems George Campbell keeps his lawyers, Robert Worthington and Billy Laughlin busy getting him out of the scrapes he gets into with his mind reading act. Seems as though people don't care to have certain secrets brought to light. Oh, yes. Ray Bailey has finally made the grade, though his beard is long and his hair is grey he is about to receive his long awaited high school diploma. We notice a commotion in the corner. lt's the television set tuned to the world series game. Fred Wyse, the Beav- er's star pitcher is up to bat. On the bench is a guest player,Jerry Davis. He is rooting faithfully for his old friend. Why, there is Malcolm East, the educated bum. He says he has just been up to see the hermit Dave Nordyke. Dave lives in his car on viewpoint. Rumor has it that that is where it broke down last and he has been there ever since. Our next stop is at the grange hall where the successful farmers, Lee Adams and Harold Slavens are talking with Ted Reid. Ted claims to be the best hog caller west of the Mississippi. They are visiting with two old navy friends, Leland Smith and Jerry Grimes. We've heard tell they spend as much time in the brig as out. The boys tell us that Merwyn Gumpert hasn't settled down yet. He has become a world-wide wanderer in hopes that he might find an intelligent specimen of you know what. We are off on our merry way again and the next stop is at the radio station owned by Delores Fielder and operated by Chris Snelgrove, that world renowned disc-jockey. Chris says that the most called for recordings are the ones made by the new singing sensation, Bunnie McCaIlister. The former Norma Scanlon and Donna Backlund have married and settled down to taking care of their small families of 10 and 11 respectively. Martha Donaca dived into the sea of matrimony too. but her 75 year young billionaire husband passed away leaving her with all that dirty old money. Gracious sakes! What a fiendish look Dean Doe has in his eye. He always said he would catch a rich widow. Rosemary Cagle, whose husband is an Admiral in the Navy now, has become a close friend of Pat Gould. Rosemary informs us that Pat has made the world sit up and take notice of the under privileged children of America. Pat is much too modest to say anything about it herself. Glory be! lsn't that Lola Gover with the mop and bucket? My! It certainly is. She is now the scrub woman about town. They say that she was very wealthy at one time, but she spent her fortune on lotions, exercises. medicines and etc., in an attempt to grow tall. Joan Hammontree has gone to great heights in the field of education. She now has her own private school for girls. Every one on the Campus is of the female species, that is everyone but the janitor, Duane Harvey. Gee! Surrounded by women. What a life. Well, the Ouija board isn't moving any more so we guess that this ends the prophecy for this year. We don't claim this one to be any more authentic than any previous prophecy but ain't it fun?

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yes, Class ?'9'lLliIl We, The Senior Class of The year one Thousand nine hundred and TorTy-nine, being of sound mind do declare This, Our lasT will and TesTamenT.i' We leave our Teachers in a sTaTe ready Tor The insane asylum buT wiTh hope ThaT They will Torgive our someTimes quesTionable acTions. To The iuniors, we leave our abiIiTy To run The school and all our parTies. To The sophomores and freshmen we will our inielligence and somewhaT digniTied manners. Oh. our yellow slips. Too. ' To The following persons, we hereby bequeaTh These wills: ' I. I I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. i u Clara Adams, will The Tun I've had as a cheer IeaderTo nexT year's leaders. Lee Adams, will my SouThernly genTleman ways To Mrs. Robb. 'Donna Backlund, will my driver's license To Mary Harris. Raymond Bailey. will my abiliTy To sTay single l?l To PaT Gage. MargareT BallanTyne, will my abiliTy To graduaTe Trom C. C. H. S. in Tour years To Dee Evans. PaTricia Barry, will my abiIiTy To Throw slumberllessl parTies To anyone Tool enough To give one. Gale Billsborough. will my abiliTy To shooT pool To Lee Rhoden. Grover Caldwell, will my nickname Cass To anyone who can live up To iT like I did. George Campbell, will my car Troubles To Charlie Scanlon. Carol Cardin, will my abiliTy To Take parT in school acTiviTies To Dave Hein. Harry CarleTon, will my job aT The drugsTore To someone who likes To wash windows. Gwendolyn ChalTanT, will my abiIiTy To Try To drive decenTly To Ronnie HudspeTh. June ClemenTs, will my abiliTy To go wiTh more Than one boy aT a Time To Ramona Jerry Davis, will all my maTching socks and shoesTrings To Bob Adams. Bonnie Davis, will my abiliTy To blush To Marion Van OsTen. Beverly DeSelm, will my knack Tor wriTing sTories To anyone ThaT Thinks They can use iT. Dean Doe, will my abiliTy To geT along in English To my broTher. Carl. According To a reliable source he needs iT. MarTha Donaca, will my demure ways To JoAnne ChalTanT. Dolores Fielder, will my abiliTy To geT along wiTh Leroy To his broTher. Malcolm EasT, will my way wiTh The opposiTe sex To LaSelIe Coles. PaTricia Gould, will my abiliTy To geT along wiTh Mr. O'Connor To whoever wanTs iT. Lola Gover, will my inTeresT in The Navy To absoluTely no one. Jerry Grimes, will my sideburns To Ronnie Odegard. Merwyn GumperT, will my way wiTh The girls To Doug Johnson. Joan HammonTree, will my heighT To Jackie Rye. Duane Harvey, will my quieTness in class To Erma HousTon. Jim Hein, will my abiIiTy To geT along wiTh women To Dick Duzan. Enola HohnsTein, will my giTT of gab To Billy Clark. Evelyn Larson, will my abiliTy noT To be Tardy To Audrey Adams-she needs iT! Bill Laughlin, will my knowledge To John Johnson. BeTTye Lee will my shorThand book To any unlucky soul ThaT is unTorTunaTe enough To geT iT. Moore. 'George Maupin, will my manly voice To Dean Merrick. Bunnie Jean McCaIlisTer, will my abiIiTy To keep ouT of Trouble To Doug Harris. Rollie Miller, will my bashfulness Toward girls To Freddie Gallegher. PaTsy Mink, will all my esca ades To Those iunior girls. Good luck! Dave Nordyke, will my recaess driving To some poor sucker. Hugh Quinn, will my resisTance To anybody who wanTs iT-iT's Too much Tor me. Ted Reid, will my heighT To CliTTord Gover. Norma Scanlon, will my Social Ec. book and all ThaT goes wiTh iT To Rose Apperson. Sandra ScoTT, will my abiliTy To denT Tenders To anyone who can do as well as I do. June SmiTh, will my abiliTy To geT along wiTh The Teachers To my broTher. Harold Slavens, will my English abiliTy To Bob BuTIer. ChrisTeII Snelgrove, will my sensible ways To Peggy CoIpiTTs. Paul Walk, will my leanness To EorresT Orr. Sharon Walker, will my abiliTy To sTick To one man To Zoe Porlily. Joe Wonderly, will my car To anyone who can drive iT Two blocks. I, Fred Wyse, will my big TeeT To Shirley HurT. I, Dave Thompson, have noThing To give away. l'm Taking iT all wiTh me. IT I can'T Take iT wiTh me I'm noT going. Signed, sealed, and declared by The Senior Class. as Their IasT will and TesTamenT. THE SENIOR CLASS.

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NAME CLARA ADAMS LEE ADAMS DONNA BACKLU ND RAYMOND BAILEY MARGARET BALLANTYNE PATRICIA BARRY GALE BILLSBOROUGH ROSEMARY CAGLE GROVER CALDWELL GEORGE CAMPBELL CAROL CARDIN HARRY CARLETON GWENDOLYN CHALFANT JUNE CLEMENTS BONNIE DAVIS JERRY DAVIS STANLEY DOE MARTHA DONACA BEVERLY DE SELM MALCOLM EAST DOLORES FIELDER PATRICIA GOULD LOLA GOVER JERRY GRIMES MERWYN GUMPERT JOAN HAMMONTREE DUANE HARVEY JIM HEIN ENOLA HOHNSTEIN EVELYN LARSON WILLIAM LAUGHLIN BETTY LEE GEORGE MAUPIN BUNNIE MCCALLISTER ROLLIE MILLER PATSY MINK DAVE NORDYKE HUGH OUINN EDWIN REID NORMA SCANLON SANDRA SCOTT HAROLD SLAVENS JUNE SMITH CHRISTELL SN ELGROVE DAVIS THOMPSON PAUL WALK SHARON WALKER JOE WONDERLY FRED WYSE Nick' QI NICKNAME Cuddles Larney Donna Ray Margie Chick Fizzy Rosie Cass Nick F. B. Hank Carmen Trouble-maker Heart-breaker Pat John Marthie Bev Mal Dee Lee Loiie Hairy Gump Joe Harv Shoo-fly Nola Lars Bill Suzie Maup Bunnie Mac Rollis K. Pat Daves Puey Ted Willie Scotty Butch Junie Chris Dave Allowishous Sherry CCensoredj Curly IDENTITY Southern drawl Allene Diamond ring Audrey Chuck Eyes Cue stick Wedding ring Reckless driving Chubby Coke bottles in Social Ec. Teeth Bangs Boy-friends Blushing Bright socks Wisecracks Neat clothes Writing ability Ted Leroy Knitting Diamond ring Sideburns Jitterbugging Height Cackle Height Chatter Language His Dad's car Figure Quiet manner Red Hair Smile Flirting Dog Wine, women and music Sunny disposition , Voice Athletic Curly hair Sewing Glasses Eyebrows '37 Ford Pantomiming Freckles Toni Odeon PRIZE POSSESSION Gold lighter '41 Chev. Robert Audrey Specs 8: locket Mike ther dog! Car Her Husband Car Himself His bad grades His jalopy Big brother Complexion Her watch Pin up girls Blue eyes John Driver's permit Bank roll Her watch Her glasses Diamond ring Bull dogs Big feet Diploma Blue Kaiser Trombone Pep sweater Everything Curly hair Class ring Duane's coat Diamond birthstone Bowling shoes Her father's car Car My car radio Record of wrecks Her teddy bear Her horse His truck Suzie Fountain pen Three guesses Tooth brush Dick Freckles Car AMBITION Go south this summer Be a farmer Get married Graduate Be a nurse To have fun Professional billiard player An interior decorator Graduate Be a mind reader Receive diploma Be a pharmacist Beauty operator Go to South Africa Good question See world series game Catch a rich widow To get married Get a driver's license Be an educated bum Have a good job Be a beauty operator Grow tall Join the Navy Learn to roller skate Go to college Be a man Retire Be a nurse Act older Be a millionaire A Hike around the world Be a barber Vacation in California Live in luxury Stay single Be a hermit Climb pole up side down Be a successful farmer Join the W.A.F. Learn to bowl Be a farmer Be a nurse Be a disc-jockey None-life's too short Be a railroad worker Marry a businessman ' Wl1at's that? Professional baseball