Cromwell High School - Memories Yearbook (Cromwell, IN)

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If your ltver qurvers rf your heart IS weak come to us wtth your troubles Try Humps the only ctgarette wtth the burlt rn morsture and cease all mrsery Yes try Humps the only crgarette that guarantees raw throats heart burn tndrgestton congestton of the lungs blood shot eyes and ulcers You can buy Humps at your local morgue for only two ntnety etght per package And now back to John Camel Rarser wrth more news Sports flash from Melbourne Australra Tharon Smrth better known as Slrm the pole vaulttng sensatron ofthe U S Olymptc team set a new world record vaulttng a tremendous herght of 21 11l64 eet Flash from Calrfornra Mtss Beverly Sheets world's famous champton wrestler IS returntng from Hawau to have a bout wtth Mrs Mtghty Atlas Wrll her famous hold The Bear Squeeze help her rn th1s future bout? Flash from Rochester Mrnnesota The famed Homer Happenstrmer famed dxscoverer of the dread drsease prg pox has announced hrs engagement to the famed Mayo Clrnrc nurse Mtss Jean Burns Mrss Burns has been wrth the Cltntc for the past two years Br1t1sh South Afrlca Sharon Rathke World s famous mrssronary rs makrng a World Tour wrth Brlly Graham When Mrss Rathke returns from Afrtca she w1ll gtve a TV debut tellrng of her adventures w1th the Bantu trlbe Cheyenne Wyomrng Bobbe Burns Grand champton 4 H worker has met her handsome Bronco Buster and rs planntng to be marrred thts evernng They are planmng to spend a two week honeymoon on Top of Old Smoky Flash from Indranapolrs Jams Maggart has just won the Meyer Drake Sweepstake Internatronal 500 mrle Speedway Race The Boner Trophy was presented to Mtss Maggart by Tony Curtrs Flash from Omaha Mr and Mrs fKorean Senstbaughj Clayton Truex owner of one of the most beautrful truck stops rn the mrddle west are now the proud parents of thetr second parr of twin boys New York Mr and Mrs QMar1lyn Wrtghtj Ted Grtndle have been acclatmed as Mr and Mrs Arnerrca and wrll be leavtng soon on a World Tour to advertrse Humps the crgarette wrth the burlt tn morsture Thats the news for thrs year folls and untrl next year thts IS John Camel Ratser stgnrng off wtth the news of tomorrow Good ntght 1 1 o 1 1 0 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 ' u . . . . ,, . U . 1 - 1 1 1 o 1 1 f . : 1 l 0 1 1 1 1 1 1 ' 1 1 1 Q . . . . , . . . . . . 1 1 1 I 1 . - I - - 11 11 1 - 1 1 . . . . . . - ,, 1 11 Q Q . I I I 1 , . I . . . . ,, - . . 1 u e . , 4 1 0 .

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PROPHECY Comrng to you from los Angels Calrfornra from station WOICUZ TV rs John Camel Raiser with the latest news from around the world brought to you by Humps the only cigarette with the burlt rn moisture And now the news Holly wood Carolotta Rider better known rn Hollywood as the famous Frfr Amore has Just released her latest movre production The Hour Glass Figure Thrs movre rs expected to brrng Mrss Amore an Oscar wrnnrng award Flash from lzngland P ofessor James Hicks of Oxford Unrversrty has Just introduced hrs new theory per tarnrng to the reason why low cerlrng are low Hollywood The Mrss Mary Ann Murphy has Just made her stage debut on the Tennessee Ernre Chevrolet show and by 1970 she hopes to have her own program New York Everett Fought famous business tycoon lost hrs thrrd brllron on the stock market but we quote Mr Fought as sayrng Who Me? to grxc a prrty for the worlds most bcautrful grrls at hrs San Fernando Valley estate It rs said that Frfr Amore has her rye on hrm to make hrm thc worlds most unelrgrble bachelor News fla h Jerry Birch new owner of Curtrss Candy Company has just publrshed a pamphlet called Ten Easy Ways To Dret Wrll he set the cxample'P Krmmell Mr and Mrs Roger Owen nave Ju t announced the brrth of therr thrrd set of triplets making them nrne boys Mrs Owen the former Gayle Fausnaugh has stated If at frrst you don t succeed try try again Knapp Lake Mrs Dennrs Marktr the former Judy Embree has just had her book Why benrors Should Act billy published and We understand she has made a small fortune already And now a word from our sponser Hump Cigarettes 1 I 17 4 - V -1 r I I 4 - I I , I 3 z N ' i. 5 I I , , . . , Hollywood: The worlds most eligible bachelor, Ernest Rathke, better known as Indiana Ernie, has decided ' vu I L v s - . ' ' ' ' ' r s ' ' ' ' ' r 3 ya ' ' s ' ' s . s : f ' , A ' ' ' . ' ' ' . I ,, . V . - .. . . . , . , . Q : - a ' fs . ' ' 1' - ' X f ' ' V ' ' fs - - -s 1 .

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WHAT WOULD HAPPE IF Jerry Brreh s car would qurt runnrng? Bobbe Burns would have a date wrth Ernre Rathk Jean Burns acted up rn school? Judy Embree wouldn t eat Mr Gould s lunch? Gayle Fausnaugh would mrss a day of school? Ex erett Fought would run the 100 yard dash? James Hrcks would go wrth Elarne Poscharscky? Janrs Maggart would park rn Mr Hoover s drrveway? Maryann Murphy couldnt srng or draw? Ernest Rathke would lose hrs drrver s lrcense agarn? Sharon Rathke wouldn t pester the teacher s? Carolotta Rrder couldn t go bowlrng? Korean Sensrbaugh would get marrred? Beverly Sheets would take a health test wrthout a health book? Tharon Srnrth would break hrs gurtar frnger? Marrlyn Wrrght would lrke to dress up? I' l' Barley would wear a coat rrr the mrddle of the wrnter? Loveless faee wouldn t get red when he gets mad? Deardorff s crtrzenshrp class would study crtrzenshrp? Gould would go on a dret? Baker drdn t put hrs harr up every nrght? Hoover couldn t chase lovers out of hrs drrveway? Nlrss Sullrvan would get marrred? Mrss Whrtson wouldn t get a letter from Hollrs every other da REMEMBER WHE Jerry Brrch was called the T V krd? Bobbe Burns waded out rnto the lake for Ernre Rathke s Jacket? Jean Burns wrote the postrve approach? Judy Embree put a tack on Mr Fogwell s charr? Gayle Fausnaugh got rude and drscourteous on her report card? Everett Fought got rnad when someone let the arr out of hrs trres? James Hreks fell down wrth Sharon Rathke rn hrs arms? Janrs Maggarr drdn t have her teeth? Maryann Murphy grabbed Mr Fogwell s leg? Ernest Rathke peroxrded hrs harr? Sharon Rathke had to say I ll newer skrp school agarn ? Carolotta Rrder got out on the roof and couldn t get back rrr school? Korean Sensrbaugh was bashful? Beverly Sheets slammed the hrstory room door? Tharon Smrth went to sleep rn the gymnasrunr? Marrlyn Wrrghr was free to go out? r Mr Barley wanted art and musrc lessons? Loveless drdn t have whrte harr? Deardorff drdn t cut up wrth the boy Gould made eleven grrls wrrte a theme? Baker took off hrs Jacket? Hoover found hrs hat full of paper? Mrss Sullrvan had a boy frrend at South Shore Inn? Mrss Whrtson had a date wrth John Johnson? The Junrors lost therr prophecy? Ray Mrller had three assrstants at noon hour? ' n ' e? r 1 1 ' x ' Mr. ' - ' ' - ' . Mr. ' U ' 1 , M . ' ' ' ' ' ' ' . Mr. ' . M . A ' ' ' r ' . Mr. ' ' ' ' . . . , . Y? 5 , . , . Mr. ' ' . Mr. ' ' ' ' , Mr. E ' ' s? Mr. ' ' , M . ' ' .