Croaker (SS 246) - Naval Cruise Book

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DEFINITIONS. MR. FRIEDMANN THINKS THAT THE NUCLEAR POWER EXPRESSION SCRAM - MEANS - WHOA NfEUTRONS . SERENADE TO A LEOMONADE Enter the compensation , Q, No sweat for a man like me I'Il break out my magic slipstick rv Q , It's as easy as can be ..... QXQ He double-checked the readings, The figures must be good . . . Q-W He toiled for over an hour, r v With that little stick of wood. hcx ,Cf -Q At last he cried, l've got it! L 1' Figured down to the last cup X .... ' We won't have a snip o' trouble ff? N GEL H Going down or coming up . wk Q l I DONN U The klaxon has been sounded, X s N- 2 The vents opened, we'd started down -1 I Six-zero feet is ordered depth gf V4 All watched without a sound I X f But alas, we hung at fifty feet - ff L Five down was the ordered bubble, You'd better stick to photography h git least there you've had less trouble , T e hief's the man to help you out MW Za! Like feeding candy to a baby, He's got more time backing down submerged Than Top Wrench's got in the Navy .... THE MALTA MULE RIDES AGAIN . . . bam? , ' Uxe XS NGA 'xo' X 0,90 Wie' A edi X609 'Q 90 ,ed 90- 'fi - 0 ' 10 K X5 nt as 6 o 'ienfxo x Seo' Xcinosen moot be .m 099069 Q96 Ko SMX? 0 XS e xvxs ' gion' . X Q0 b O we X 0 X95 360 ,Q . , 6 ' . K X x ' in 6 M .. A O5 K X0 . .ot C A Q0 Xxxge ok og - T L ctw' o WN about siotixd 996660 in we new f 'L X We s9eo 'Grits .Lo - consv 'N DX X L I 1 f f X P . 'Km MO ,le 3 ' uh 60 .t,. X ed x 'C '00 K, , he . get xx if 'Ti 0 0 os' 0 We n 6. 0609. vlwdx 05 N? xe- We ' I a I I l X 3 L ki- e m9 , - 0 O . u Zo OFC ohbet KFRXQ O' ung PM Lxg'idx0e6'Q06 udxc e x fo is Ae o 'de Q diode 'ASV' DID You KNOW ..... . L 's X 'N 'xo . 'noi N men TOKOQS ovurreiiis 0 Anyone who is approaching four years on board' the Croaker should get in touch with the Yeoman, ,to cfm nd Sf' 9 Sic if they want to get their four year pin on time. At present there are iust a few holding this honor, ' gmcefe cdrom which can be equated with the Cross of St. George, The Royal Order of the Qarter, and the French despite Legio-n of Merit. Mr. Jaques Bouchard lFrenchyi, Charlie Riedel lof 25 pound marshmellow famel, Freddie Foulmouth Solmo, who is infamous in every port the Croaker ever hit, and of course, our illustrious Chief of the boat, Mr. Denny Clark.

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