Crittenden County High School - Rockette Yearbook (Marion, KY)

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Clockwise from lop left The face of Jon Morris shows how much he looks forward to eating his lunch (2) Waiting in the chow line can be enioyable a bit dramatic, but enjoyable. (3) Unaware of the theft at hand. Jerry O'Bryan looks away, and Sherry Arflack snatches a french fry (4) Allen Brown pays for another yummy meal from the CCHS cafeteria (5) Mon ey in. button pushed, and Amanda Boone waits for a Hi C (6) It's another day of chaos and confusion in the cafete Feature 13

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 Munches RUN. DUCK. HIDE it's the Munchies Yes folks, that dreaded feed your face fever has set in here at CCHS Although not confined only to the cafeteria, this appears to be where the problem has started As you can see. the disease has various effects on different people The un suspecting student may be walking down the hall or step into the lunchroom and BANG he falls victim to - the munchies The munchies has been defined by our local foodatologist Krummie Graham Quacker as a mental disorder from which spastic responses spur when food is seen between classes or in vending machines, particularly common during candy sales ' An in depth study has revealed many interesting phenom ena M M s. Reese's, and stick candy seem to be prime factors in such a disorder A survey of the student body contributes another reason for eating the so-called junk food They claim, at least it’s food It's better than the stuff they try to feed us.” For these and other reasons, you are more likely to see the average student standing in front of a vending machine or waiting to buy a Hi C Oh. uh due to insufficient funding this report is about to be cut from the air' For WERO News, this is 12 Feature

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When you step into high school a whole new way of thinking sets in. And one thing’s for sure — you have to be open-minded. Not only can you spell with a’s and b’s and c’s, but now a + b = c That’s right! And one, two. and three are not whole unless you have a zero. Confusing, huh? Actually this is only the beginning. Next, this dude named Romeo — I mean who would name a kid Romeo — hides in his ritzy girlfriend's garden while he talks to the moon. Mental cases I reckon! Then they tell you that you don’t just happen to look like you look It’s because of your parents' genes. Well I know some parents that don't even own a pair of Levi's. But you can’t tell them that Let’s face it. we students have to put up with a lot. I mean we spend four years of our lives, take time out of our busy schedules, and try to straighten out the confused teacher for little or no pay But the satisfaction of finally getting through to them is worth it, I guess. Oh well, such is the life of a high school student.