Crittenden County High School - Rockette Yearbook (Marion, KY)

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Clockwise from top left (1 ) Allison Voss searches for a book in a somewhat crowded locker (2.) Lockers all in a row (3.) Mark Stone and Felicia Sills pose by the lockers. (4.) Joseph Smith learns that having a bottom locker is a disadvantage. (5.) Joyce Patmor and Kathy Riley patiently wait for homeroom (6.) Ac counting anyone7 (7 ) Cindy McDonald prepares herself for the school day (8.) Lori Oliver. “Take a book any book Feature 11

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its JLHARD KMOCW LIFE Waiting in a quiet hallway throughout the summer. I the faithful home away from home for full time students — am jolted into service as the first day of school begins. A metal companion to one and all. I humble myself to the lowest of lows to please and tolerate the inconsiderate student After all, I have feelings too. They. they, they treat me as a possession. I gave my soul unselfishly to the oppressor. Yet they slam doors in my face, take out frustrations upon my easily dented frame, and lock me in my own home. I endure being overstuffed with books, old homework assign- ments. and long forgotten lunches. My virgin ears are stung with vulgar language when careless students forget their combi nation. As the year progresses. 1 am often mistaken for a vending machine. Non-equipped with a coin return, skillful ag students are called upon to open me. The school year drawing to a close and students abandoning the hallways. I am left empty inside to face another summer alone 10 Feature

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 Munches RUN. DUCK. HIDE it's the Munchies Yes folks, that dreaded feed your face fever has set in here at CCHS Although not confined only to the cafeteria, this appears to be where the problem has started As you can see. the disease has various effects on different people The un suspecting student may be walking down the hall or step into the lunchroom and BANG he falls victim to - the munchies The munchies has been defined by our local foodatologist Krummie Graham Quacker as a mental disorder from which spastic responses spur when food is seen between classes or in vending machines, particularly common during candy sales ' An in depth study has revealed many interesting phenom ena M M s. Reese's, and stick candy seem to be prime factors in such a disorder A survey of the student body contributes another reason for eating the so-called junk food They claim, at least it’s food It's better than the stuff they try to feed us.” For these and other reasons, you are more likely to see the average student standing in front of a vending machine or waiting to buy a Hi C Oh. uh due to insufficient funding this report is about to be cut from the air' For WERO News, this is 12 Feature