Crestmoor High School - Wingspread Yearbook (San Bruno, CA)

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Safely fducaiiau One of the most intriguing and daredevil classes any student or teacher can participate in is safety education. Here teachers become well-versed in the ability to operate the emergency brake while suppressing screams of terror. Students, mean- while, become exceptionally skilled in the ability to frustrate and petrify the teacher at every inter- section. At the end of a semester's driving course, however, students conduct themselves as seasoned veterans of the highway, much to the satisfaction of the pedestrians of San Bruno. MARY SMITH: But burning toast is htunan na111re. FRANCIS ROBINSON: Whoever reaches the intersection first Wins l Home ffcauvmics One of the most interesting Lmits taught in home economics is toast burning. Some of the slower students never learn, time and again their slices pop out of the toasters looking as golden brown as the hills of California. The A students, however, produce toasted delicacies ranging from crisp, lightly charred to crusty, brittle ash. Then the girls garnish with margarine and proudly sample their taste tempting treat. YUMM! Cornelia Mayrhofer

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JULIA HOUSEK: As you see above my solution is. . . Edward Forsyth Donnell Linthacmn CECIL DAVIS: That's better, white chalk doesn't clash with pur- ple chalk. Mathematics Department Everyone knows that schools must teach mathg after all, the day will come when students will have to balance checkbooks and budget incomes. But ad- vanced math provides bright students with the op- portunity to embrace new and unusual careers. For example, the field of jelly bean counting draws many students who have mastered Pascal's Theory, square root, and logarithms. And each summer the San Joaquin Valley hires hundreds of third and fourth year math students to measure the circum- ference of wrinkled raisins.

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Sharon Dunn Ar! If you wish to air anxieties or frustra- tions, look to the Art Department for re- lief. If, on Monday morning, you detect a sudden urge to be splattered with paint, only the Art Department can aid you. After roll has been taken, frustrated one, you may spatter to your heart's content. GREGG MACGIBBON: No, I prefer my nail painted blue. .Music Dmzrlmenf Calloused lips, over-developed diaphrams, and swollen lungs are occupational diseases prevalent in the Music Department. Mr. Musser faithfully conducts the squeaks and squawks of broken reeds and untu.ned pianos. Somehow, however, when concert time nears, minor ailments in musicians and instru- ments disappear and then the band and chorus present fas- cinating musical scores. CLOYCE FRAZER: Hmmm, what should we do now? , ' E171 f i? ' QF' 's t 3 ,Ji 4 if 'N' ---f Z ,-'Q' ' ' , Julian Cane V H , ROBERT MUSSER: Are you sure you're reading the notes? Industrial ,Arts Behind the grinding wheels and whirring gears, the Industrial Arts Department prepares young boys for the role of future husbands, whose wives will pester them to display their fantastic abilities as handy- men and carpenters. But first Mr. Frazer Mr. Smith, and Mr. Cane must instruct their charges in the elementary art of hammering nails and planing 2 by 4's into 1 by 2's. Then the boys learn clothes soiling. Mom forgives them their oil and grease spots, however, when they reward her with the fruits of their labor.