Crestmoor High School - Wingspread Yearbook (San Bruno, CA)

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Craig Brown Steven Gehre Samuel Goldman Social Science Department If you like unbelievably dry jokes, the Social Studies Department is there to provide them. If you find the English Department too frus- trating, social studies offers courses such as map coloring for the methodical student. And if you are in dire need of learning the art of speculation, try a hypothetical investment in the stock market. No matter what your views or interests are, the Social Studies De- partment is there to stimulate them. Herschel Herzberg MR, DEFELICE: Would you believe. . . Ralph Marinelly

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Englzsh Department Elizabeth Barton - JOHN CHRISTGAU: Are you gonna spin in? Tired of Watching dull TV shows? Try books. The English Department offers everything from Alice In Wonderland to Madame Bovarq, Don't be put off by certain beady-eyed teachers who in- sist that you find an inner meaning to such works as 'Mary Had a Little Lamb. Rebel! Read instead the best murder story of all time: Dostoyevsky's Crime and Punishment. Inner meaning be hanged! John Field Robert Fleming David Hubbell Patricia Knowles Grace Moody Joanna Reigel Bernard Selma Norman Smith

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Evangeline Cokas BERNARD ARCHBOLD: Aim your finger like this and punch, Husiucss Department Among the many subjects taught in the business wing, the most fascinating are the typing classes. In no other department is it possible for straight A students to complete a semester's work with a D average, In no other department can a student be made more aware of his own awkwardness. Stubby, fat fingers compete with lanky, unco-ordinated fingers for dubious achievement awards from Miss Schwitters and Mrs. Cokas. John Cron Kenneth Grover Barbara Nowak Theda Schwitters 71